#general-chat
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I'm self aware , ki mujhe Krna kya hai kya bannna hai
Mujhe na bs useh khush dekhna hai ham chale jayenge vo vahi ruk jayega
Yaar ye life kaisi si hai pdho likho sirf survive krne k liye mehnat kro nothing special
Kyuki mujhe agr Koi kuch bhi khane ko dede mai kha lungi , bs survival m liye
Lagta hai matrix m phas gaye hai
Kya bakchodi hai ye
Vo mar jayega ye sb krte krte uske Marne k baad bhi useh log galat bolenge jab ki vo galat nahi hai
Mere parde k peeche ek aadmi sukha hua adhmara tha priyanshi priyanshi bol raha tha maine parda hataya vo sukha sa safed ldka ro raha tha mere upr agya mereko hug krke rone laga
Phir baad m mujhe call aya kisi ka ki uski maut hogayi hai I was shocked kyuki jiski maut hui hai vahi aaya tha
Damn
Safed hogaya tha poora vo
Achanak se gayab hogaya vo marne k baad merese milne aaya tha vo
Aur vo graveyard m grave jiske samne m khadi thi abhi tk yaad hai uski smell
Random auntiyo ke sath gappe marlo
Eisi smell aarhi thi ek fresh smell thi vo grass water aur mitti ki
Vo sirf usi grave k paas strong smell thi
Mai vaha khadi thi mere jameen k neeche ek laash thi jo rott ho chuki thi
Ek apnepan ki feeling thi vo
Matlab ki eise darr tha ngl but ek apnapan ki feeling
Ki shaanti thi sab
Pati ghurne lagega unka
Mai jab bhi jaati hu na ab hamesha us graveyard ko dekh kr jaungi
Ab unki biwi h to ghoorega hi
But han na 😞


Pati
Koyi baddie bhi toh ni milti train me
I pray to nature ki vo hamesha khush rahe aur useh sab khushiyan mile
Kismat jhantu hai

Just baju wale coach me baddie hai
Mere wale me ni aa saki
Take care
Hmm station p channe wale uncal aenge unka kaam karne lgna
:((
Tu kya krra
Pati ko ghoor rha
Park m
Scurss scusss skrrrrooop I m chapri
Itni dhoop me?
Kaha rehta hai
Amrika

Shikerah
vc a
Nahi abi kyu
Hey
smm
Dude why the heck this server is not so active
Hey@everyone
I live my day as if it was the last

Gareebi feel ho rhi hain ab
Homeboy advantage
Tomboy advantages
Tere kamayi ki behen ft jayegi meri kacchi dekh kr
Leon s. Kennedy...
👅👅😩🥀💦💦💦

😨
Leon ki kachchi dekh kar toh kisiki bhi behn fat jaayegi
are sad शी 🦕
Hi
Baal katvaliye ...?!?🦕
I waste it
Dandruff...!??! , scalp issue?!?! ,....ganjapan?!??🦕🦕
nahi nahi wo hota na kisi ke death pe katwane ka option 🦕
Us hogyaa yeh toh ..🦕
toh gusse me katwa liye mai 🦕
lolls
OMG this 27 yo uncal

Thnku

mukiii
bhai happy birthday
Ok yaar 
@tiny night @ivory pilot Thank u soo soo much ✨🤌🏻🥳
man tasha
thankyou aapko bhi
acchii, tu bata exams kaise ja rahe

@hasty lark aaj NZ jitegi 
Hi sans
Happy Birthday
@north palm arey thnks 🤘🏻
Aawaaz nhi aarhi ky bole ?
hatt
<@&700414488351866981>
Happy women’s day sans
Aj agar nz jitgyi to me firse padhna chalu kardunga

Bumrah aj lawde laga dega ruko tum bas
Bc NZ ne li kya bowling

uske liye pehle aaj 200+ thokna pdega
wahi bolra
australia ne bhi toss jeetke bowling li thi iss stadium par
Aj dekhlio sab jo abhisek sharma ko troll krte bhai ke lodo aj gaand faad dega NZ ki
Don't do lala dont do 
Laga dun kya india pe pese 
haarne pe lagao
dono taraf win win hai
agar india haari to kam se kam paise to aagye
if india jeeti, to paise hi to gye india to jeet gyi
wah re Einstein
elon musk aur ameer kaise bana?
yahi follow krta tha voh
Ye desh bhkti agar elon musk follow karta to uska naam Epstein files me nhi ata
naam to bill gates tak ka bhi aagya
only win no lun
Hamare modih ji ka nhi aya 
Ya to win he ya to lun h
are real madrid fan acha
modiji ka to bohot baar aaya hai

Ye real he ya riyal
real hai
check krlo
naam to aaya hai
but bachiya chhedte hue ni aaya
Wo ata to maza azata ksm se
Prediction sun lo sab pehla 5 over 36 runs around ayega aur 1 wicket
thankyouu
hi
😸
TR bahar 💔
Mast ekdam sorted
🧿
Arey mai to Indian cricket fans ki baat kar rha
Newzealand ki ni
sun liya
bhai ke lode khusi se rona ya dukhi se
lets not focus on it

agya
india aj itna kese chod rhi he
tum ruko 10 over wali deta hun ab mujhe halke me lerhe ho tum log
will have to wait for nz batting
10 over 140 run 1 wicket dekh lo sab
kuch bhi hosakta
abhishek saving it for final
nikalega abhisek sharma ab chaddi se paper ty india
jeet gaye toh bas ek sad baat hai bas
Maza aagaya
sky ki position aur pakki hojaegi
bhen ke bhaiyon ye prediction nhi dikhi tumhe @maiden fjord @shy garnet
is anyone streaming the match? :/ the one who was streaming before stopped..
nhi dikhi
Bolne ko kya jyada, 300 maar do ye kar do Woh kar do. Bat uthake dekh fir samajh ayenga
chill
are calm down

bhai majak hai
final h yrr maze krne doo
Sorry 😝

Yess chak de oh chak de india
lets not focus on it
Par uspe toh r-word ho rahe hai ajkal 💀
Arey 😂
never celebrate early
red light area
i feel nz had planning going for 70_ plus runs in pp
aur fir pull back
bas expect nai kiye 90+ hojayega
gaya abhishek
thought so
Isiliye itne jaldi nhi bolna chahiye 😢
meri prediction glt nhi hogi dekh lo bas tum
konsi
. this one
Ravindra bhai ne galat kiya
Teri Gand hui laal kashmiri mirchii
hope so
sos delhi nhi lun pe bajta he
Kartik has a such a foul mouth
sos naam tumpe sahi me jajta he itna mat baj tujhe koi na sunta he
Excuse me? Ye kya tarika hua bolne ka
Ni mar jao
I’ll call mods on u
Shihfir
E lafda tem
dhur se munawar faruqui lagta hai tanmaya
calm down doston
Sambhal lo apne dost ko
thanda lo ji ap
Mera to koi dost ni ha idhar
Isiliye
Thanda le calm
Ni online dost ni banata ma
aur kartik moot pile thoda mera @frozen dew
Nipira
yar fir to me baha rha toilet me
meri maa to pani piti he toilet to me teri maa ko kehrha tha 😂
Karthik calling karthik
Ni meri to ni udhar
raat ko ati he
no maa bhen gaali today
happy womens day
Teri maa raat ko tere yhn hi aegi

le ye pakad ke dikha
baap ke lode chup beth ja
no maa bhen today
Chutmarike teri maa samja h kya chup baithne bolega to chup hojaunga
Ni hora chup

Gaand marale chabutare p baithke
fir teri maa jese merese thodi gaand marale
hoyegi hoyegi
Ni esa to ni karti meri maa
Sabki maa tere jesi ni hoti
me thodi maa hu bhen ke chutde

Ky tuje chodenge to maa ni banega kya
dont do lala dont do
amit shah apne pote ko bcci secretary banayega
बहुत जोर से मुझे तन्मय के मुंह प मुथा मारने का मन होरा हा
tu bkl hizda he kya road side wala chudne ki baat karta rehta
Teri maa ki aadat lag gyi h bol uske mujse Kam chude
😂😂
apni maa pe marke sole
😈
300 loading
Ni kyu krunga esa
+1
Teri maa ki aadat lag gyi h bol use kam muh me le
tanmaya ko bhi

Par mene to bola hi ni addat lgi h tuje
Aur mera joke kyu maar rh h
Par mene to bola hi ni addat lgi h tuje
Aur mera joke kyu maar rh h
😂 chutmarika apni maa jese copy karna seekh gya porn star se
tum ruko yar prediction true hone wali he
chutmarika apni maa jese copy karna seekh gya porn star se
Tanmaya maaa ke lode ki maa roj raat ko road p chudti ha
👿😈
kartik maaa ke lode ki maa roj raat ko road p chudti ha
Ni esa to ni hota

Tanmaya tewaj
Ni esa to ni hota
@frosty flame unmute krwao

Panoti bolne valo ko mute krre
Onli for 5mins

@shy garnet hua kya mera prediction thik afk hogya tha
next prediction aj india 260 around hoyega aj run
36 balls me 70 too banna chaiyeee
sanju anna

@old jay
Bc 3 match mein century miss



ro mat bhai aisa lg rha out hogya
Bc beach gaya shaanti se baithunga bolke , Sala idhar bhi couple 
acha
koi ni match dekho
Wahi krra 
mkc
ishan bhi
faaaackkkkk
Aaj to maza aajaega jaaet jaegi
Ye kya hora
Newzealand
koi live krega kya match ??
bc
fck bv
fk
ek aur gya
ye kya
maa chud gyi
Less gooo
3 wickets
behenchoo
rigged
India
ek over me chud gye pura
madarchoood kartik
Teri maa hi to chodi thi isme kya kardia
kartik ke muh me hiv wala lola
Ni
Lage loude
Bhains ki aankh bola
fk yr
Commentator ne
3 wicket
eggscused
Samson ke jaate hi curse lag gya hau
kar wish
mera hotstar khatam aur paisa bhi
kartik panoti

bkl
Good evening
boll naaa
Acha fir newzealand jeetegi

Pandya , Tilak, dube pe Hi bharosa abhi
septa 2 me ao
Shikerih
😭
tilak bhai bach gaye
Horizontal
fk
Itna maza kyu aarh inka rage dekh ke

😂😆
bro
Kiwi shio
270 expect kr rha tha mai
what happened to gif perms
Ni ha
240 ho jaye
Newzealand banadegi shi keh rh ha
kya ho gaya
Gif perms ni ha
ha bilkul sahi
pehel to tha
Dekh gaddar
Spamming jyada hoti h usse
Hmm
Aur do Modi ko vote
dube kya maar rha hai
Hoping bowlers would do so...
Dube pressure mein khel jata hai hr baar
Ya toh win hai yah to learn hai..
Win hi hoga
Pancho tilak ne kuch nhi kiya is t20

One trick pony
Aaj english poora jhadunga bc
Back to back 80s bhai..
Splendid performance 
Yes , 98 , 88 , 89
Trick ki toh mc bc ho gyi
Last three matches he played for himself and for the team

Used to be a 12th man and now scoring more than starting 11 players
Dekhte hai
Comeback ho toh aisa..
Yes
But Ishan ne bhi Acha kiya
Abhishek bhai bhi bach gye galiyon se.. final me mar kr..
Surya captain hokr kch kr ni paya
Are conference achi deta hai na..
I think he was more afraid of yuvi paji 😂
Pichle match mein khela tha Acha
Yuvi paji calling abhishek to.. thale khed thale ...
Mai toh ye sochra 1lakh log , raat ke 12 baaje stadium se kaise niklenge
Bhai 7 run mare the..
Usse pehla


Isse jyada toh ganpati visarjan mein mil jaate hai marine drive ke pass
Hello
Maje mei.. aaj toh closing ceremony bhi hui 1 ghante ki shayad

@old jay shaan ?
Falguni ji gayi kya ?
Aaj unka bhi tha
Yosss
Pta nhi ayi hogi.. maine jb dekha toh woh ricky martin kr rha tha perform
Bc kisiko samjh nhi aya kya ga rha hai

We only know
Oh ho oh ohoh
Vibe hai usme..
अगर इंडिया हार जाए तो ज़्यादा सही है। इंडिया दो बार जीत चुकी है, एक बार न्यूज़ीलैंड को भी जीतने दो।”



hello
Greetings..
Kya hai 

yessir
Bc aaj bhi neend nahi aayega kl clg ke lage lode
India ki jeet pr pheli class bunk..
Lawde lgenge ladle.. badme..
130 hua not 140
Uske baad job ke interview pe bhi laude lagenge broo
good
256 ka targeyt hai

vahii
why study by yourself
Ipl ke bhi dates aare
Anna kya baat krte hi yaar
Kaha se Karnataka mein ?
Bhai bolo too apki rashi bhi padh lu aj to meri prediction shi ja rhi
vahi pc
haath me addi bhi nahi dhankse

Dekh lo sab ab first over 35 runs 1 wicket NZ 
Oye kvPY tune abhi tak discord delete nahi kia
soja jakke intensse mamla hai bc
abhi

nahi hua toh
Nhi hua to hilake soliyo aur kya 
bhgaja bkl bambu dedunga tereme
Bhai dube is like my toxic girlfriend 😭😭 sometimes I love her the most and sometimes i hate her as hell 😭😭

teri toh
Tu general chat me kabse batein karne laga
Kyu lakadhara h

2 chakke mardiya
Ek ka naam kuki hoga

Doosra aryan
aree
Kirkit
Wo under pressure mast khelta yar har baari crawzy kardia aj usne
Lag gye
ye toh tera first site tha na
Ni ladna muze tu server leave krde
Bhai catch 😭😭😭
Lesgo
aree jaa sojaa mujhe bhi nahi l;adhna
😭😭
Bc match start hogyi kya
Jab man karta 😭😭
haa
Bhai dube me catch chodh diya isliye hi to bola toxic girlfriend 😭
21 mar diye
kirkit dekho
Are yar ruko ap me kholta match
😭😭😭
Bach gye bhaii
Leeetttsss gooo

bappuuu
Haaarddihhh
Har dih
Kholte h bhosde
hardihhhhhhhhh
Noice
😱😱
bhai saiffart ka bhi chal jaye wicket
Hardik ko apni ex dikh gyi syd stadium me
nahi re

are fert
Vo bhi tim hai?

Gaya
kahi new zeland ki lagegi

Kya farak padta hai jeetegi to tim india
Tu panoti he syd bolte reh ulta hojayega
Gya
Le gya aur ek wicket
Panoti lagti hai meri
tim saifert ki leli

@dawn panther vc?
Kis cheez me dekh rhe ho tum log
kafi acchi hai
Konsa platform
No teem
ha unme toh lagegi soon
Hostar
Abe
Aaj khush hojane do
Shit
Ahan, kuch ko pahle dikh rha hai fir shaayad
chalo world cup toh anne do
Jiohotstar pe dekho
Vohi hai
voh last me sambhal gaye varna jacob hi gand faar deta

are me pichle ki baat kar raha
Overrated hogyi India team change teem abse
areee mood swingss
Cricket humesha se overrated hi h
Bhai sanju taali mar rha tha ball chali gyi 
India and unemployment
ye bhi hai
Football bhi 
Chutmarike kirtkit dekhange
India m**
I hate Indian cricketers
footbal cricket sab hi
I hate cricket
Us
kyu kya bigad diya unhone tumhara
🫂
Fr
Hum jeeet gyeeeeee
Even team of 11 jay Shah's can play better than Nz
Ese ni bolte par
kahi se bhi kisi ko liyaa
Chup suar
Chat active kra
new zeland ki toh lagegi kya

mastii
kaun kutta bhok rha chat me
Yes
OMG these cricket fans
jeet hi gayeeeeeee
Dic riders
santiner ki fati padi hai
Pregnant people
Pregnant people giving birth in car
{no I don't but watching the finals and semis}
K-pop demon hunter
Cz wheels r the greatest invention?
Pregnant people
{ok}
Sirf mahilayen
ASMR with pregnant people in it
You need a hug
Pregnant people impregnating pregnant people
Drammaa
Pregnant people impregnating pregnant people
Translated to Hindi
Garb bhati log गर्भाधान garb bhati log
Maza agya lafda hogyla match me

Mandavli ho gayi
Mitchell ko peldis

baby tuu ja
Okay
Ashdeep jyada horra hai iska 😡💢

lasi du paji ko
Shikerah
@thorny crane ni manra tu ball lyu marr ra hai
Ni milra kya

Gya
Lvda

Ese jhatu hi smjh liya hai kya
Happy women's day

Mai angrezi me dekh rya hu tabhi delay hai
Wo better hai at least biased toh ni hai

gaya santiner
Gujarati carries 
Axar ki pensoot
Bc 
Sapri
gya
Nz fans ro rahe 
@dawn panther apna ghar pa he saap ha 
Kam bolte hain, dheere bolte hain, tabhi acha hai
kya kahe abb
Aadhe runs hue
Koi lodu bumrah ko greatest bolra tha
Galat kaha kya usne
Theek player to hai

Out
Theek / greatest
Le beta
Sorry
Oh le
player toh accha hai
Rehn de abhi in sabki gando m Lund h

Muze to dikkat si hoti h koi ese dic ride karta h mere samne to
panoti
Gend p balle maaro sabki
Sapri agya
lbw miss ho gaya
Time to leave

padhai toh hoti nahi inse
Ispa tho kudh shapri bi defend nai karsak ta

Panda
Yuzi
Ultra edge pe dikhaya balle pe nhi lagi, tabhi hua
Good night ipl me auga ab
haa balle pe se reh gaya
Leg sa kat lo
36 pe 122
dekhte hai abb
Har ball pe 3 run
Ball mat dheko field pa maal log ko dekho 🫢camera men dost h
ye toh na ho
Congratulations
baat sahi hai
voh pepsi vali dekhio
Waoo mahenga ha 
insan apni aukat me kaha rehta hai
zinta ji dikhh gayiiiii
Priti chinta 
Sasta ma bas flim star hora ha

lekin asli toh pepsi me hai
Ben Tennyson
Chinta ta ta chita chita
Wielder of the Omnitrix
Koi na mera pepsi deklo 
azmuth
nahi nahi
@old jay
Ye kaisa sawal hai, Haa hu
Tab thik hai admi hotte toh bolta luch
are ben 10 hai vese toh
Match dekhre ho aap
weilder of the omnitrix
Nhi Bol do
haa max tha varna
Rehndo
Yes

max tha toh admi rangbaaz alien pata ta tha
Yesss less go
😘
is ben 10
Luchi boy
azmuth
Shivam ka toh lund hi leliya inhone
lekin omnitrix me bhi chaar baar bakchodi karliya tha
@dawn panther
yaaa sala dhurandhar movie ka gunda ha jo gand mar retha
Ye baat kha se ayi

Dhurandhar 2 dekhni hai yrrr
Release kab hui
anne toh do

Dekhna but
match live koi nahi chala rha hai kya
Ha ak din
Hone wali hai but excitement hai jald se jald dekhne
India won 🎀
Tru
Breaking news
Luckily
😔🫵👉🖕🤟
match live join karni hai yar sb full hai jagah do
Geng signs
Ye tom news headline
Hehe
idhar bolta bhai
Axar dikhte hi gussa ata hai
shaan pfps change krke to aise aata hai jaise hme pta ni chelga
kuki sad ho gaya uski nz nahi jeeti
wicket
le ek or wicket bc
nz ka to baap hi fk kardia
boom boom boomrah
Bwhahaha main kisi ka nhi hu mai bus bksodi krra hu

Bumri

abhishek gc mai bass dange krane aata hai
Axar patel kuch to crawzy naach rha apne bete ke liye har wicket ke baad

Suar aaya
le henry gaya
imam mahdi
hattrick hogi
Le beta
Lund
hatrick se 1 wicket dur

Kon keh rha tha bumrah ko ghatiya
ok
my goat
bas nikal liya aslaa
Nhi hui to jan lo ye panoti he
voh upar vala


Hb?
🍻
hi ji
🍻
Oh
reh gaya
obv tha
Almost
hi kuki
abey salle

2 wicket nikalo bc jaldi khtm kro ab
terese dosti karne ayya hoga
@dawn panther koi kuch bolretha
bhumra ka
kidhar?
pedo ho skta hai
Varun ko over dedo..
Hatrick walle suar
Dc
Gautam Gambhir is the only Indian to win 3 World Cups 🗿🗿
Bumrah GOAT bc
tanmay ko gali mat de
Goat for real bhaiiiii
Bumra ki @heavy flint
Abhishek
🐐
Why abusing someone bcz of the freakin sport and fans
@gentle vine epi women's day😇dm ni zara thaw
Cummins panoti hai
kukimasti
ew
Jynx hat jayega ab..
Tru
🤢
nice
Do u want same thing on WhatsApp too?
Are
cummins player toh hai dekh

:motabhai:
Muje firse new year wale dore pad rhe
Wo to hai hi
@dawn panther dekha kese palta salla



