general-chat

[glass leaf]

Bhadwe dost ke paiso ka ghpla Krna padega

[worthy ingot]

[glass leaf]

Suryaa apni cookies khila de

[worthy ingot]

Tu kaun be

[north palm]

one day

i will

kick

instagrams algo

[glass leaf]

Her ass

[north palm]

mark zuckerberg better find a hiding spot

[dawn panther]

Hinsa matt krow

[north palm]

kal raat bhi dimag choda bhdwe ne

aaj subah bhi

bkloda

[glass leaf]

Kyaa huaa bachchaaa

[north palm]

kuch

ni

ye reels ki ma chudegi

very soon

[viscid ivy]

[dawn panther]

Are bndi ne block kiya hogga aaram se dekho insta ki glti ni hai

[north palm]

reels mc

[glass leaf]

Kyaaaa aap bhi romantic and couple reels se pareshan hai

...)

[dawn panther]

Ohh

[north palm]

ni wo sab ni ata mere mai

[glass leaf]

Yeh bhadwaa waapis aagyaa

[north palm]

[dawn panther]

Byeee

[glass leaf]

Hi dp

After long time ...kaha gaand marwa rhe the

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

[ivory pilot]

kya haal h

trailer dekha?

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

[ivory pilot]

ye gandu emoji kyu bhej raha

[viscid ivy]

[ivory pilot]

dhurandhar 2 🔥

[ivory pilot]

abe

[viscid ivy]

19march ko raat ki tickets book krlunga

[ivory pilot]

@severe cloak hola

[prime zinc]

your buttocks are really white

omg

[ivory pilot]

lessgppp mein toh soch raha 1st show jau

[prime zinc]

aditya dhar

bhai

[ivory pilot]

w

[prime zinc]

kya hi trailer cut hai

[viscid ivy]

first show 19 ko hi haina

[paper vault]

bc your mom has a loose puss

[ivory pilot]

haan bhai

tu 1st day ka last show kyu ja raha

[viscid ivy]

dekhta hu, chutti leni padi college ki to lelunga

[ivory pilot]

uss din chutti bhi h

[viscid ivy]

chaa mudaye college

[ivory pilot]

chutti hai

bhai

[viscid ivy]

kis baat ki?

[prime zinc]

trailer acha hai , loved it par har shot mein he covered it with blasts only

[viscid ivy]

thursday ko konsi tucchi

[ivory pilot]

gudi padwa/ugadi

[prime zinc]

may be he wants to hide something

[viscid ivy]

idhar nii hoti (ahmedabad me)

[ivory pilot]

kya matlab

[ivory pilot]

dry state

[fading sonnet]

posdi

wala

[viscid ivy]

[ivory pilot]

soch raha hu mera comeback ka reel banau

gaana

move- ye ishq

[viscid ivy]

aap gaana gaate ho?

[ivory pilot]

no

ye ishq ishq

[viscid ivy]

naaz aur andaaz se kehte hai jeena hogaa
zeher bhi dete hai to kehte ke peena hogaa

x2

[ivory pilot]

ahhh yeahh

[prime zinc]

punjabi track is also god

[ivory pilot]

aag lag gyi

[viscid ivy]

jabb mai peeta to kehte hai k marta nhi

[prime zinc]

in the trailer

[ivory pilot]

🔥

[viscid ivy]

jab mai marta hu to kehte hai jeena hoga

[fading sonnet]

exam kitne bje se h

[viscid ivy]

yeh ishq ishq hai ishq ishq

yeh ishq ishq hai ishq ishq

[ivory pilot]

bhai sara arjun se mila tha

she's soooo cute

vacation par aayi thi

[viscid ivy]

2 se 3

ghar se 12:35 pe niklunga

[ivory pilot]

mere ghar ke bagal ke hotel par ruki thi

[prime zinc]

arey she is going to kill someone

in movie

[ivory pilot]

maybe hamza

[fading sonnet]

[prime zinc]

nahi , someone else

[fading sonnet]

itni jaldi

[prime zinc]

mostly someone her father gang had

[viscid ivy]

paas me thodi hai college
30kms dur hai + traffic

[maiden fjord]

Arjun bhai ?

[fading sonnet]

bc 😭 itna door

[ivory pilot]

jameel?

[ivory pilot]

abey woh nhi sara arjun

[viscid ivy]

roz ka 60kms bike chalakrr gaand net wali hogyi hai (net wali seat hai garmi se bachne k liye)

I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side

[ivory pilot]

ramba hoooo

samba hooo

[prime zinc]

no idea

[fading sonnet]

😭

[ivory pilot]

ramba hoo

[fading sonnet]

wah

[ivory pilot]

samba hoo

[fading sonnet]

chal byee

[ivory pilot]

mein nachu

[fading sonnet]

jaata hu

[ivory pilot]

tum nacho

jitne tum pyaar se jee loge pyaar se hi

ramba hoooo

[ivory pilot]

19 ko dekhte hain

[viscid ivy]

vahshat-e-dil, rasan-o-daar se roki naa gayi
kisi khanjar kisi talwaar se rokii naa gyi

ishq majnu ki vo avaaz hai

jiske aage

koi laila

kisi deewar se roki naa gyi

kyuki

yeh ishq ishq hai ishq ishq

yeh ishq ishq hai ishq ishq

yeh ishq ishq hai ishq

vo hass ke agar maange to hum jaan bhi dede

[prime zinc]

2:39 pe dekh toh bande ka thopda masalte hue dikhata hai , oh fuckk

[viscid ivy]

vo hass k agar maange to hum jaan bhi dede

yeh jaaaaan to kyaa cheeez hai imaaan bhi dede

[ivory pilot]

kya matlab

[viscid ivy]

Could've sworn I was dreaming for her I was feinin for her so I had to take a little ride

[prime zinc]

uss shot pe jab rangi aadmi ko mar raha hota hai , uska head aise paste hote hue dikhata hai

[viscid ivy]

Oh, baby you know what I want

I got the trigger on the gun

[maiden fjord]

🥵

[viscid ivy]

You gotta move it

Gasolini what I smoke

[ivory pilot]

hmmm

[viscid ivy]

how i want it, gotta

koi nii

We send souls up to the sky

We don't wanna talk it through

See us then we take ur life

Wtf u gonna do

[woven swallow]

bot hogya 😡

awisokay
happy holi

[maiden fjord]

[woven swallow]

hi kya hua

[ivory pilot]

@viscid ivy

[viscid ivy]

@woven swallow

[ivory pilot]

abey eid hai

[viscid ivy]

yes pututu

[viscid ivy]

💀 eid ke din launch krrhe movie?

[ivory pilot]

mutton biryani fir dhurandhar 2 ☠️

[viscid ivy]

Hosla

Eendhan

Badla

[viscid ivy]

pura din gore hi gore
Ghorr kalyug

[ivory pilot]

soch raha bhaichara ke liye mere dost ke ghar chala jaunga

[ivory pilot]

w

[viscid ivy]

mai to dost k saath hi dekhne jaane wala hu
Dhurandhar ka first day last show bhi uske saath hi dekha tha

[ivory pilot]

sala jiske ghar jaunga woh pakistani h

[viscid ivy]

Ladies and Gentlemen, you are STILL not ready for this

[viscid ivy]

usko hi lekrr chle jaao hall me

[ancient orbit]

Chodupool

Iski bkc 3 baar

[viscid ivy]

aapka dost bhi vo Iranian Supreme Leader k liye shauk manaya tha kya

[ivory pilot]

haan wahi bolunga ki chal tujhe bhai aur bhen ki prem kahani dekhane chalta hu 🔥 ☠️

[frozen dew]

Jyada mat bol Deadpool mera dost hai

[viscid ivy]

[fading sonnet]

[viscid ivy]

jaa na thandi k kacche, padhai k kar

[frozen dew]

2 logo ko ek sath reply dena koi mujse seekhe

Group banadia

[fading sonnet]

par aaj exam to tera hai

[frozen dew]

[fading sonnet]

[ancient orbit]

Ikrr mene bhi yahi kahaa isko

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Subah se idhar hai

[viscid ivy]

[frozen dew]

Teri maa ki chuu

[fading sonnet]

[viscid ivy]

@fading sonnet posdi wale

[frozen dew]

[ancient orbit]

[fading sonnet]

lode 50 msg bhi ni honge mere subahse

[viscid ivy]

tu kyu hai idhar
padhai krr chupchaap, JEE ke tatte

[ancient orbit]

Gaand faad ke mor banaa dunga

[viscid ivy]

arre?

[frozen dew]

Soke utha bass m ni rehta din m online

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Idhar ki baat ko kar raha kuch bhi ka bataa

[fading sonnet]

whan 100 hain

[viscid ivy]

uth-te hi dc kon aata hai

[ancient orbit]

Lolu

[fading sonnet]

mai

alag alag

krke

[frozen dew]

Mai

[fading sonnet]

msg

[viscid ivy]

chaiya mudegi soon teri

[fading sonnet]

likhta hu

[ancient orbit]

Idhar to mere hafte ke 50 message honge

[viscid ivy]

shame!

[fading sonnet]

mere total

[ancient orbit]

Dekhun?

[fading sonnet]

teri bhi

[frozen dew]

On u

[fading sonnet]

total 800 hain

[viscid ivy]

economics ka paper hai aaj to

[fading sonnet]

1 saal mai

[ancient orbit]

Ye lohar lundke ke honge bohot message

[fading sonnet]

[viscid ivy]

30-40 min me nipta dunga

[fading sonnet]

mere jitne ek saal mei ni h

uske 1 week mein honge

[ancient orbit]

Tu commerce me kab ghus gya

[viscid ivy]

aapki gaand me garam lohe ka sariyaa weld krna padega

[ancient orbit]

Terese to kam hi honge

[fading sonnet]

mere 1 saal mei 800 hain bhai

[viscid ivy]

mai commerce me hi tha

[tiny night]

chudakkad

[ancient orbit]

Posdike tere upar garam kholta ussi rod ka paani daal dunga

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

To mai kya karun?

[fading sonnet]

gaand marwa lo

[ancient orbit]

Bsdk btech kr raha tha na?

Chiding?

Choding

[ivory pilot]

arey isse dhurandhar dikhaya tha acha laga

usse

[ancient orbit]

Kisse?

[fading sonnet]

yeh server kya lodu server hai

jaata hu

[viscid ivy]

hein?

[fading sonnet]

mujhse

[viscid ivy]

BBA krrha hu bhaiya tf

CAT ka prep krrha hu

[fading sonnet]

achanak se crabby ki yaad aagyi

iykyk

🤣

[viscid ivy]

crabby accha insaan tha (ik)

[ancient orbit]

Bkld grima hai kya

[ivory pilot]

@ancient orbit kya re chomu

[uneven girder]

namaskar sathiyon

[viscid ivy]

BBA aur BSc me farak hai

[ancient orbit]

Kya hai

[fading sonnet]

crabby ki id hogi merepe

[ancient orbit]

Mujhe thori pataa hoga lole

[ivory pilot]

musalman khatre mein hai

kuch kar

[ancient orbit]

Rakhel teri hai mai jaanke kya karunga

[ivory pilot]

monicaaa

[viscid ivy]

coding to tempaas k liye krta tha mai
coding krne wala harr insaan Btech thodi krta hai

[ivory pilot]

ohhh my darlinggg

[ancient orbit]

India safe hai

[ivory pilot]

monicaaa ohhh my darling

[ancient orbit]

Baaki maa chudaaye

[ivory pilot]

modi bahot tang kar raha hai

piya tu aab toh aaja

[ancient orbit]

Chodu kise banaa raha abhi tere college se fetch karun tera naam?

[viscid ivy]

kro

[ancient orbit]

To ghar me reh na

[ivory pilot]

@viscid ivy surat gaya hai kya?

[viscid ivy]

nhi

[ancient orbit]

Adani type hai na?

[viscid ivy]

nii bataunga

[ivory pilot]

bhai musalman sex bhi bahot kar rahe hain

[ivory pilot]

mein aara hu surat

[viscid ivy]

kya padhlia yeh 🤣

[viscid ivy]

mujhse to boht dur hai

[ancient orbit]

Deadpool ispr ek joke maar jaraa ki "teri mummy ke saath thori kar rahe"

[ivory pilot]

dekhta hu plan banega udhar toh milunga

[viscid ivy]

mai mummy jokes nii maarta

cheap hote

hai

[ancient orbit]

Ohh mb fir woh aastik hoga

[ivory pilot]

acha ji aa gaya apni pe?

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

possible

[ancient orbit]

Tune baat hi chutiya si ki

[ivory pilot]

waise ghumna hai mujhe

ahm w

[severe cloak]

hatt

[ivory pilot]

surat w

[severe cloak]

mard jaat se no talks

[ancient orbit]

Mujhe sab pataa hai fotographic memory laadle

[ivory pilot]

meetup when?

[viscid ivy]

Ahmedabad me, ghanta kuch ghumne jesa nhi hai 😭

[severe cloak]

bhagg

[ancient orbit]

Cseeee

[viscid ivy]

chutiya jagah

[ancient orbit]

Ban deadpool

Alt id

[ivory pilot]

uss din toh kar rahi thi

[severe cloak]

why not u?

[ancient orbit]

Okay ill ban him

[ivory pilot]

areyy 💔

[viscid ivy]

accha desi jesus

[ancient orbit]

Kya hai

[severe cloak]

go ahead

[viscid ivy]

Cse didi namaste

[ancient orbit]

Deadpool tujhe pataa nhi hai

[ivory pilot]

cse didi?

[ancient orbit]

Cse is my n word

[ivory pilot]

lol

[viscid ivy]

nut?

Cse aapki mutthi hai?

[ivory pilot]

🤣

[ancient orbit]

😭

[ivory pilot]

[ancient orbit]

Ab to ban kr hi dena chahiye cse isko

Deserve krta hai

[viscid ivy]

vo kya ban kregi mujhe

[ancient orbit]

Challenge?

[low kestrel]

ayucc ko bulao

[ivory pilot]

bc mujhe maths padhna hai gand masti zyda kar raha hu

[low kestrel]

padhle dp

[ivory pilot]

@ruby geode

[ancient orbit]

@ruby geode hi

[viscid ivy]

wish me luck, aaj last exam hai
(kal k dono exam fukk hogye the, aapka shraap kaam krgya)

[ivory pilot]

saale desi

copy karta hai bkl

[ancient orbit]

Cse kisi kaam ki nhi

[low kestrel]

bina padhe exam dega toh

[ancient orbit]

Bas naam ki n word hai

[low kestrel]

yahi hoga

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Ayuucc is dat goat

[ivory pilot]

tera jhukha lund kabhi khada nhi hoga likh le desi

[ancient orbit]

O shit teri biwi ne tujhe bataa diya kya?

[viscid ivy]

ayyuccc ne meri ladypool ban ki thi

[ivory pilot]

chii bhai

shame on you desi

[viscid ivy]

for a change, I agree w you Potato

[ancient orbit]

[ivory pilot]

thanks deadpool

[ancient orbit]

Ye deadpool mere lund pr aakar

Bajj kyu nhi jaata

[ivory pilot]

teri hr ka naam hai kya udta? hein desi

[viscid ivy]

aapki beti ka dillldo thodi hu

jaata hu, tem hogya

byebye

[ancient orbit]

Udta to teri biwi ka naam hai

[viscid ivy]

[ivory pilot]

:lau

:lau

🤣

[ivory pilot]

shame on you

creap

[viscid ivy]

do baar lau likhdia, mujhe laga desi ko lauda bolne wala hai

[ancient orbit]

Mc dilldo to lunn hota hai 😭

[ivory pilot]

creep* desi

[viscid ivy]

haan to? aapka lun ka hole chuttt se kam thodi hai

[ancient orbit]

Potato aur deadpool same se hi hai

[ancient orbit]

Ye deadpool thora sa

Underdeveloped hai kya?

[stuck eagle]

Hi

[ivory pilot]

haan toh apni gand dega kya?

[viscid ivy]

underdeveloped se yaad aaya

hii @cinder steppe

[ancient orbit]

Eww bhayi

[ivory pilot]

[ancient orbit]

Tameez nhi hai kya tereme

Shame on you bhayi

[low kestrel]

@fading sonnet

[ivory pilot]

aaja tujhe tameez dikhau

[ancient orbit]

Tere bewbs ka naam tameez hai?

[ivory pilot]

lun lo (khali voice)

[ivory pilot]

bkl tu tameez mein reh le

thappad khayega

baune

[ancient orbit]

Ladki kyu bangya ye

Khair

Deadpool chale gya

[ivory pilot]

chup lodu

[burnt robin]

Hiii

[viscid ivy]

[still kernel]

main toh aati rehti hoon...

[tender drum]

Jhooth

Vc when

[late tiger]

hello

[viscid ivy]

hmmm

hi monkeys

yall can stfu now that ive arrived

sharkshe seems bad as hell

[pale trellis]

[tired scroll]

Ye humesha chud ta rehta h

[tender drum]

Who

Mera net

[tired scroll]

Potato

[tender drum]

Firto ched bada hogya hoga

[tired scroll]

Oo voto kabka hogya h

[tender drum]

Fir kya maza

[tired scroll]

Isliye hi toh khtm hogya ab sab

Ab maza nhi

[tender drum]

😔😔😔

Dusra koyi dhund lo

Jisme maza ho

[fading sonnet]

oye

[dawn panther]

Abe chutiye

[north palm]

@females

tell me your blood grouos

groups

ive an interesting theory

around that

[dawn panther]

This guy just wants to talk to females

So we

Should

Being concern

[north palm]

abe lwde

ke kaan

kuki

hijde

[dawn panther]

Cut his wiwi so
He doesn't
Feel
Left out

[north palm]

wiwi

@harsh depot

hi

[peak terrace]

[dawn panther]

Or we can drill a hole 🕳️ another to make him a trans

I bet

He

Would

Love

Our

Generosity

[north palm]

true

[dawn panther]

Sorry for breaking character but
(Lvde sharam krrrrr )

I hope u liked
Our
Services

My warm

Regards

Wishing u

A

Happy

Day

Ahead

❤️

@north palm plz rate our services out of 10

??/10

[dim gull]

no i decided to sleep

hi literature

[prime zinc]

saale human trafficking krta hai

[golden ermine]

@ivory pilot tu ban hogyea

[paper vault]

Hi hammy

[paper vault]

Is he the OG potatosgonnapottate

[north palm]

[woven swallow]

acha

[north palm]

I know a place

It's somewhere I go when I need to remember your face

[dim gull]

Whats up

[north palm]

We get married in our heads

Something to do while we try to recall how we met

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Unblock kr diya h kya

[north palm]

With nothing to do, I could lay and just look in your eyes

[topaz drift]

fermez-la

[frozen dew]

Fertilizer

[north palm]

hate this song to the core

[frozen dew]

Daal ke maa chod dunga

Bacha jaldi bada hoga fir baith ke khaunga

[topaz drift]

@dawn panther why do you want Lewis to die ?

[oblique yoke]

[drowsy sinew]

Goodmorning sirji, uthgaye aap Haan? Aur aapka billu uthgayaa? Lagta hai hai thodi vitamin kissie ki kami hori hai

[ember zealot]

Tum sab gareeb ho@drowsy sinew

[drowsy sinew]

"Mai aapki vichaar dhaara se
sehmat nahi hu" watch my peshaab dhaara hit your lips

[dusty thunder]

@north palm khelre valo?

[drowsy sinew]

Dihhraj

Hardihhk

Dihhnes

Dihhscord

[dusty thunder]

[worthy ingot]

[prime zinc]

hi

[maiden fjord]

Chess khel na , idhr kyu hai

[prime zinc]

padh raha hu

anemia

bas aaya aise hi

[thin talon]

Oye gusha ni

[thin talon]

Late hogyi aap

[tacit arrow]

im condom

[ancient orbit]

Ye chodupool

[long pumice]

10 rs k maaza se acha hai 20 rs k paani bottle kyuki no calories

Pehle bacchi thi ab mature hu toh paani peeti soft drinks aur packaged juices se

Merese jyada mature aaj tk koi paida nai hua

1 and half hour m pohoch jaungi mama zeeee k ghar yeyyeee

Makeup krke nikli thi face ki maa behen ek hogayi saara makeup mit gaya itna garmi ki vjh se yawwrrr

Mera lip gloss bhi suitcase m hai

Ewww mannnn

Aur aaj maine heels nahi pehni hai toh ajeeb lgra

Heels pehnne ki aadat hai aaj flat jutti pehni h maine

Kal hi khareed k laayi thi bhaiii sasta mil gaya

[slim mesa]

[long pumice]

600 ka

[slim mesa]

[long pumice]

Achi jutti h yaar

Mummy ki psnd hai

[slim mesa]

Maaro

[long pumice]

Mere papa bolre the akele jaayegi toh thug jayegi pr vo juti mummy ne pehle bhi dekha tha toh vo khareed li

Yee cas k gaane jyada nai sunri but kuch kuch psnd ata hai

Jo mostly famous hai ache se cas k gaane suni hi nai

Falling in love, nothing's gonna hurt you baby and apocalypse

Bc koi bhi aadmi k poora gana nai suna maine

Except honey singh

But uska bhi kuch kuch gaane miss hua hai

Jack of all trades master of none wala scene hogaya

Kya angrezi ki line maari hai maine ahaaaa

Vaise gawar toh hu mai

I accept

But m achi waali gawar hu mujhe kuch nahi aata toh mai hoshiyari nai maarti bata deti hu

But sacch ni bolna chahiye mtlab mai jhut bolti kisi matter m nai khud k liye

But agr kuch dusro k sath matter hua hai toh sach bolti isiliye bach jati

Bc usdin puche kis kiske periods aye hai 70 ladkiyo m maine bs haath uthaya wtffff

Tashi k bhi aye the periods aur bhi kuch k aye honge

Unhone hath ni uthaya

Aur subah kon nahata hai puche toh phirse 70 ladkiyo m maine haath uthaya tha sirf sab subah nahate h bhay

Ajeeb lgta hai bhosdiwale hath nai uthate

Ek toh ye prachi mam

Bhaiii mere peeche pad gaya hai merko bolti ki unke boobies mere hai

Bhaiii mujhe nai chahiye boobieessss

I want ki mai mote ladko k asshh m spank kru laalam laal pichhu

I'm not lesbian but agr madhubala ji mil jaye toh I'll be Lesbian

Kya Sundar thi vo

Madhubala jii

Rekha ji toh baddie hai bhaiii

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

I love her

Bhai koi toh murmura khara bus m smell aari muje

[thin talon]

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Mujhe bhi khana hai subah se ek dosa khai hu aur m hu bhukkaadd

[pale trellis]

Yeh nashe kidr milte hain..

[thin talon]

Koi toh bus khara murmure me smell aari muje

[long pumice]

Mera bass chale toh mai duniya kha jau aur mars m potty kru

Potty meri duniya wali

Sab kha jaunhi

Kuch ni chdungi

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Bhai but agr m volcano khai toh meri potty garam hogi

Thand m khaungu

Abhi mai glaciers kha jaungi potty thandi hogi yeyyeee

[thin talon]

Insomnia + psychopathetic tendencies + traumas + pcb as a subject and continuing biology background in college

[long pumice]

Ye bhosdike uncle khidki kholne bolre

[pale trellis]

Gud.. fk.. maine toh eng kr li.. ab

[long pumice]

Khol di khidki madarchod ab jaa bhag ja

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Yawwr ye mera black boot cut jeans sexy hai yawwrr

[thin talon]

You have done engineering now engineering will do you

[long pumice]

Acha sa lagta pehn k baddie wali feeling aari

Kal mumma ka baggy jeans pehni thi aur vo kurti blue wala full sleeves square neck and bindi lagai thi hehe acha sa confidence ata tha

[pale trellis]

Lol what.. lgta hai aap bhi high ho

[long pumice]

Mereko potty na lage krke jyada nai khai

[thin talon]

On your highness

[long pumice]

Nai toh potty bus m kaise krti

[thin talon]

🤭

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Bhai but mera pati hoga toh vo mereko kaise samhalega

Uske liye toh mai sab kuch banaunhi

[thin talon]

Oye aap apna bowel system clear krke aya kro

[pale trellis]

God give him strength..

[long pumice]

Paneer chicken healthy chijein samose sab

[thin talon]

Healthy and samose in same line

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

🥀

[pale trellis]

Chicken...

[long pumice]

Mera pati bahut naseebwala hoga sab boltey hai

Mummy muskan sb bol rhe the ki mera pati lucky hoga

[thin talon]

Jhuthi dilasa

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

Muskan ne bola h tb sach hoga

Acchi ladki h wo

[long pumice]

But honestly mujhe lgta hai ki mera pati kaisa hona chahiye ki pyara rahe

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Hum dono honey singh k gane m vibe kre aur ghazal saath m sunkr daaru peeye

[thin talon]

Pyara ki criteria 6 figures 6 feet and good looking 9.5/10

[long pumice]

Subah subah uthu m pati ko kissiyaan kru

[pale trellis]

6 figures is enough

[long pumice]

Mera pati kaisa bhi ho bss chinnar na ho

[thin talon]

7

[long pumice]

6 figure vo paise ki baat krra

Shayad

[pale trellis]

Hn toh aap kya soch rhe..

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

@long pumice Watch your language.

Gali dedi isne pakka

[long pumice]

Bhai mai gaana likhri thu

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Rich ##igggaa 8 figuree that's my type

[thin talon]

Gana likhri thu

[long pumice]

Dyno kutta hai

[pale trellis]

Ab 8 ho gye.. decide kro phele

[long pumice]

Ye gaana hai uske lyrics likha maine

Mujhe toh gareeb bhi chalega bs merese pyar kre

[thin talon]

9u9eswar lawda

[long pumice]

Mai uske liye kamaungi

[pale trellis]

Mat suno aise gaane aujla bhai ko sun lo

[long pumice]

Havana o nananaaa

Half of my heart is in Havana o nananaa

[thin talon]

Ha dc chalakr

[long pumice]

Whatever ameer ladka chahiye

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

He got me feeling like oooo oooo

[pale trellis]

Hypocrisy ki bhi koi seema hoti hai

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

7 crore k maalik hai har ldka

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Tattee bechungi gareeb nikla toh

[pale trellis]

Lawd help us..

[long pumice]

Uska tatttta mera bhavishya

Uske tatte bech kr thailand jaungi

[pale trellis]

Uske bhavishya ka kya.. bichara

[long pumice]

Uska bhavishya toh m hu zeeee

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Bhai but mitti mitti feeling aara ac bus bolke window khol rhe madarchod

Bahar s dust ara

[pale trellis]

Ghar ja rhe.. ?.. weekend pr..

[long pumice]

Bhai but pata hai hostel jati hu toh mere pet m gudguduu hona lgta

[long pumice]

Mana ghr jari semester break chlra

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Ab milenge paise aur giftss

Majjeee

[pale trellis]

Gift..

[long pumice]

Mai bolungi are nai nai maami rhne do paise toh mt do phir le lungi

And gifts hamesha milta jo khareedna hai vo

[pale trellis]

Ghar aane pr konse gift milte mujhe kyu nhi mile pancho

[long pumice]

Dress khareedungi

[long pumice]

Mama ghr se milenge

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Ye madarchod ek buddha mere saamne betha hai bhosdikaaa sala hoshiyari maarta

[pale trellis]

Tapli maro usko

[long pumice]

Iski tattee nikal kr iske bete ko khila dungi

[pale trellis]

[thin talon]

Tf

[long pumice]

Choosega madarchod apne baap k tatteeee iske bhai iske muhh p

[thin talon]

Agr uska baccha ek minor hua tb?

[long pumice]

Mera dimaag kharab hota bccc

[long pumice]

20-21 saal k hoga

[thin talon]

Kya krdiya aisa

[pale trellis]

Aapke dimag pr ek study banti hai

[thin talon]

Toh masoom hua happy family ka tb?

[prime zinc]

@thin talon

[topaz drift]

Dhurandar tickets are out

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

Are bhaii kya hua ki ek ladka bechara apne stop p utarna bhul gaya toh usko taane maar raha tha ki dinbhar phone chalate rhte

[topaz drift]

Artururururur

[pale trellis]

Kya bat kr rha ..

[prime zinc]

18 ko paid haina

[long pumice]

Bhosdika chacchhaa marne wale ho sahi s maro

[prime zinc]

jaunga bhai

.bc

[topaz drift]

Yussss

[prime zinc]

kya hi trailer cut tha

[long pumice]

Kyu bakchodi Krna gaand maregi tattee kaate jayenge toh acha lgega

[topaz drift]

Aayein ?

[pale trellis]

First day
First show baby..

[long pumice]

Gand mara mar jaoge

Toh chup raho

[prime zinc]

paid premiere

[long pumice]

Mar jaaye madarchod

[topaz drift]

Lesgooo

[topaz drift]

Oh

[pale trellis]

[cloud prism]

Regs ?

[topaz drift]

Bhature

[prime zinc]

violence

bc

bht khatarnak

[long pumice]

khane hai tujhe

[thin talon]

Hi

[long pumice]

Bhatura acha lgta yaarr

[topaz drift]

Ha. Khila do

[long pumice]

Oily rhta but

[thin talon]

Kaise ho

[pale trellis]

[thin talon]

Deserved iski saza toh hell me bhi nhi h

Boht maaro usse

[thin talon]

Niku

[pale trellis]

Tapli maro

[long pumice]

Pese nako gareeb aurat hu Mai

Yedeee

Net chuda

[thin talon]

Wait what

[topaz drift]

Kkrh

[thin talon]

Tum regular ho?

[topaz drift]

Shit

[topaz drift]

Regular ?

[thin talon]

Nvm

[topaz drift]

Bata na

[long pumice]

Hai na

Pagal h vo

[thin talon]

Ek regular naam ka banda tha

Sv me

[topaz drift]

Mai to nikkhil hu start se

[pale trellis]

Kitna parivarik mahol hai..

[long pumice]

Yawwr mera kabhi kabhi Mann krta hai na ki apne saamne modicckkk ji ko nanga kru aur unke deaakkk ko rassii se baandh kr unko ulta latka du pankhe se

But unfortunate me

[thin talon]

Fr fr

[thin talon]

Sahi h sahi h

[long pumice]

I found a love for me darling just dive ride in

I found a girl beautiful and sweet

We were just kids

[pale trellis]

Artery idr hai toh veins kaha hai..

[topaz drift]

Veins mere haatho me hai

[thin talon]

Dih me mere

[frozen dew]

@freakyass

[topaz drift]

Aur waha bhi

[long pumice]

Darling just kiss me slow your heart is all I own and in your eyes you're holding minee

[pale trellis]

[pale trellis]

Hn suna hai hmne bhi gana

[long pumice]

Babyyyyy I'm dancing in the dark with you between my arms barefoot on the grass

[frozen dew]

H jahan wahan se paad maaru tujme

[thin talon]

Hn suna hai hmne bhi gana

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Darling you look perfect tonight 👄

[frozen dew]

Ki mai bhi dekhun tere pichwade ko

[long pumice]

I found a woman

[prime zinc]

how are you mate

@long pumice

[long pumice]

Bhai pata hai mai red saree m jyada achi dikhti Hu black saree m normal

[thin talon]

I am good

Wby

[long pumice]

Mujhe laga mai black saree m achi dikhti

[prime zinc]

@crisp hamlet oh hi babu , kaisi ho jaanu

[pale trellis]

🧢

[frozen dew]

I think white in future

[long pumice]

But hell nawwh red saree m achi dikhti

[thin talon]

Lalhit vs kalahit😹😹

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

i'm good , how's life goin ?

[long pumice]

wow

[thin talon]

Lal hit 🔥

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

Kala hit..

[thin talon]

Kala hit 🦟

[frozen dew]

😂

[long pumice]

Kaisa hai

[pale trellis]

[frozen dew]

Hahahahahha

[prime zinc]

mai badhiya tu bata , pahunch gayi ?

[long pumice]

Pohochne wali hu 4 bje tk Phoch jaaungi

[topaz drift]

Aagya simp

[prime zinc]

train se chali jati isse acha ,

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

[thin talon]

Ttyl

[pale trellis]

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

Bhaiiii mereko kabhi kabhi Mann krta ki kisi ko laat maaru

[small willow]

What

[prime zinc]

bas mangu lovee sexxxxxxx

[long pumice]

Vo rebellious type ka

[frozen dew]

Khudko marla

[long pumice]

Yeyedeeee phatak

[pale trellis]

Love sex dhoka.. movie thi na ek..

[long pumice]

[frozen dew]

Oye chii tumpe siuit nhi karta

Mat likho

[topaz drift]

What

[long pumice]

Bhai mere pet m gudugudu hora

[small willow]

What

[topaz drift]

Why

[long pumice]

Bhukh laagri abhi jaake khaungi kuch

[small willow]

What

[topaz drift]

How

[frozen dew]

Dhoodh ke saath peeja

[long pumice]

Litti chokha aur samosa chaat aur faalooda khaungi

[frozen dew]

Gud

[small willow]

Why

[pale trellis]

[thin talon]

Whom

[long pumice]

Dosa subah hi khaya toh nai

[small willow]

Where

[pale trellis]

When..

[thin talon]

Whose

[long pumice]

Mera bass chale toh mai duniya kha jau yawwrr

[prime zinc]

watt ?

[small willow]

Her

[prime zinc]

yes , and a song too

[thin talon]

Whoher

[frozen dew]

Taaron se kehta tera muth nikale

[long pumice]

Mereko ek baar duniya khana hai

[topaz drift]

When

[long pumice]

[small willow]

Whatever

[frozen dew]

Oye wow instrumental th shi guess kia

[long pumice]

Taste Krna hai duniya kaisi lgti

[frozen dew]

Ek hawa chali

[prime zinc]

watt ?

[thin talon]

Wherever

[frozen dew]

Fir instrumental

[small willow]

Nothing

[thin talon]

Mehki champakali

[thin talon]

OnePlus

[small willow]

Samsung

[frozen dew]

Ek sote sheher ko yun utha dia

[thin talon]

Oppo

[prime zinc]

Na rahun Banda kaam ka

[frozen dew]

Shote*

[small willow]

😭

[topaz drift]

Nokia

[prime zinc]

jo bana mai premi apka

[frozen dew]

Mat crow tumpe suit ni karra

[topaz drift]

Chandni raat thi , daud raha tha ghoda
Bin sar pair ki shayri sun rha hai makaloda

[frozen dew]

Jo mujko tu na milli

[pale trellis]

[small willow]

Anant ambani

[pale trellis]

Adani..

[frozen dew]

Soarabh jhosi scam

[thin talon]

Wo jo karigari teri jo chhup hi gyi

[prime zinc]

anil kapoor

[topaz drift]

Radhika merchant

[thin talon]

Crying is Not a company you lost

[frozen dew]

Ye palko ke peeche teri hi chehra

[thin talon]

Sober josi

[small willow]

Wdym

Gang

[small willow]

Samayraina

[thin talon]

Kyu yeh pike bhi tujhko na bhule jiya tha

[topaz drift]

Nikhil

[frozen dew]

Esa kyah

[thin talon]

"😭"

[small willow]

Lakshitachess

[prime zinc]

jara puchke das ki nahi ki hai sach mere dil nu

[thin talon]

Ha chura liya kya hi gunah kiya

[frozen dew]

Simp aagya

[maiden fjord]

Ye lakshita , checkers nhi khel rhi kya aj kl

[frozen dew]

🤓

[pale trellis]

[small willow]

Yaar

[topaz drift]

nikhilchess

[prime zinc]

[small willow]

😔par Mai toh famous hu yaar aap nhi

[frozen dew]

Tuje uska form bharna h

[prime zinc]

shatranj

[topaz drift]

Ghamand ni krte

[frozen dew]

Aar word

[small willow]

Sahi baat hai

[topaz drift]

[thin talon]

😹😹

[small willow]

Jai shree ram

[prime zinc]

mc

[frozen dew]

🤢

[maiden fjord]

Simp dekhte hi Nikhil ne type krna band kr diya

[topaz drift]

Jai shree ram

[thin talon]

😹😹😹😹😹

[maiden fjord]

Noob

[topaz drift]

Yuss

[prime zinc]

beach jaunga

[thin talon]

Famush

[prime zinc]

yayaya a

[maiden fjord]

Ap to pro ho 🫪

[frozen dew]

Ni karta justified

[prime zinc]

bye

[topaz drift]

Mujhe famous hone ki tips do , fir mai bhi ghamand krunga

[frozen dew]

Gulaabo

[pale trellis]

[thin talon]

Wo wake looking good toh wo meri type

[small willow]

Aangane bhatram naine vactram

[small willow]

Ok

[topaz drift]

Lodeyana bhojyam

[pale trellis]

[thin talon]

Bhagi bhagi

She said justify my love as if I love

[topaz drift]

[pale trellis]

Bhago

[thin talon]

As if I didn't try

[topaz drift]

Makabharosaaa aaaaggggg

[pale trellis]

Kya chedha bosdi..

[thin talon]

Wo chakh leti doh rishte jhuthe bs bachte wade

[topaz drift]

[small willow]

Bruh

[pale trellis]

[thin talon]

Gulab ki pankhudiyo me jhuthe kasmo ki baatein

[thin talon]

You banned in chesscom 😹

Aisa kya krdiya tha

[small willow]

Wdym

I'm not

[thin talon]

You locked out from chesscom

[small willow]

💀

[thin talon]

You can't chat

[small willow]

What

[thin talon]

I wanted to look at your elo

[thin talon]

Chescom server

[pale trellis]

[small willow]

Bro my ID is lakxhitachess

I'm not banned

😭

I have a whole community wdym

[thin talon]

That's your chesscom id i am talking about server

[pale trellis]

Wo server ki bat kr rhi

[thin talon]

The server

Chesscom

[maiden fjord]

On board to 2000+ ho gai hogi nq

[thin talon]

Official

[small willow]

Huh idk what u talking about

[thin talon]

It's mutual server that's why I asked

[pale trellis]