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Period bloodd m dabbe m bharunhi sukhaungi dhoop m phir bechungi organic sindoor anpad mahilaye khareedungi

Organic sindoor 
Wow

Bisinisss
Okay enuf oversharing

Operation sindoor


But yawwrrr mujhe professor ko khana hai biceps kha jaungi

Time to change name to diksealed
Shy kisne shaadi fix kardi tumhari? Aur ye kaun chutiya ladka h?
batchmate now' my boyfriend ππhindi medium k gawar h bhosdiwlaa
Babla ki shadi hori? πππ₯Ί

Fir kyu banaya boyfriend?
hell nawwh mann
Mere bina shadi 
mere liye black coffee without sugar order kia mujhe laga meri psnd usko pata hai phir hum baatein kiye phir boyfriend ban gaya acha laga tha
Arreeeeee
π

Ye ham ladko ki tricks hoti h bhai
Coffee se bf decide hore h

π
Koina comeback hoga jo mana krega vahi krunhi

Bhaiii hawwtt and pyari hu mai
Confident rhungi abse
Bhai don't be a doormat. Jhukoge to jhukaya hi jayega
okie broo
Bhenchood mera dressing style k baare m bolta
Confidence se kuchh ni hoga
You have to be a queen (or a king if boy)
Arre theek h bhai
when dd y last have pasta
Inn sab shallow cheezo me padte ho tum log tabhi aise partners milte h
badhiya
Don't be a goldfish

Have some attention span
Hehe

Inteqaam dekhega
Bhenccc tu smhalega saale thoda sa tabiyat kharab hone p gaadi ajati new city m laudee tere paas toh scooty bhi nai h
π
Dayum
Kahe ka sorry? Kisi ke baap ka server h kya? Bol khulke
Khulke jeene walo ko inn losers ka sochne ka need ni h
Bhosdika uski vjh se royi hu change hui hu phir bhi behen k lund daat deta beech raaste m rula deta

Ab dekhna comeback

Bhai stand kyu ni liya tumne? Sunke aa gaye
thoda pagal thi mai
Bhayeeeee
Dancing is so sexy bhai
Kaun bf dance mana karta h?
Determetologist dhundle
behen k lund hai vo
Bhai kaha milre h ye launde?
good
Hamne to ni dekhe aise bande
Phir agyi
Aree
Vo bhosdika indore se hai
Gawaro se door raho
Koi level ni hota inka
goodgood, terse to puchna ni hai

Indore ke sabse tatti log hote h
Frrr
Bhai mai pehle sochta tha
Kya gawar gawar? Why am I so classist?
Baadme samajh me aaya stereotypes are earned
Babla
Whateverrrrr
ππ so truee
Karthicc thighs

nahh

Tu acha hai kartik kk bhaii
Gaao ke bando ki gend pe laat
Jisme genuinely class hoga wo successful hoke sheher me miljayega tumhe
You won't even feel he/she is from gaao coz level waha phoch jata h unka

@ancient orbit @wanton hull
jam
Karthik calling Karthik bolte h muje sab
ππ
I had a friend in college
You would never feel he is from some small casteist village
His knowledge was of that level
thankieeww bruh
Mene to voh dekhi bi ni
1 ghnte me?
schizophrenic
ping me
Muh pe gawar bolke inke gaao me bhagao inko
Inko bolo apna homework karo fir sheher me aao
ok
Bsdke apni gandagi leke aa jate h

Karthik calling Karthik ek movie h
Aur schizophrenic to Rae h m nhi
Ik mann
Haa
It's good movie
To ma ka karun
Man uff kiska man hoon mai?
Bhay tune hi to naam liya
usme kartik schizophrenic hi hota hai pagl aadmi πΉ
Bhay tu jhalli to lagg ri h no doubt π
πΉπΉπ
Muje laga muje bolri h
tu bhi hai

ooo shittt reall
ye konsa rule hai
Esa to thari bahan ka naam lelun
Fir bhi bolega
Haa
It's good movie
Raven vs crow whol will win?
Bhai rule of thumb
Koi bhi banda desi gawar type dikhe and you have been born and brought in city,muh hi nahi lagane ka
Mai abhi rehke aaya hu 3 saal gaao me
I have learnt this
Inn bsdiwalo ki aukaat hi ni h
Bhai wo to pata ni par teri behen to Roz raat leti h naam mera
ππ so trueeeeee i seee dekhi m vaha jaake ngl
Tu sikhaegi muje? Hmm tu? Ek 19-25 saal ki mardana aurat ? Hmmm tu sikhaegi
Tabhi inke bache shehero me bhaag ke aate h
Let them do their homework
No need to tolerate them
π.
Bc kya hogya
why you want them to compete
Gali to deti h wese bahut voh
Ho skta hai
Chal guess karta hoon
Madarchod
Bhosdike
Maa ki chuu
Teri mummy nangi
Chutiye
Hmm inme se kon h tu
Okieee π ab dekhna slaayyy krungi aur inka jeena haram krungi
Khaaj when zalim lotion walks in
.
Bully karti tujhe
Kyu dikhana inko? Don't give attention only no
haan mai sikhaugi @frozen dew
Bhenke lund chud ke maanega kya? Bhagle yaha se
survive for the fittest nh nhi .. survival of the fittest pta nhi hai yr aise hi kuch dialoque tha
Last match you perform what happening
Okieee 
Bhai itni badi h fir bhi sach m
Kese hi h ye Rae
πΉ raven ftw
Bhai online vaisa hona hi efficient hai

Ooo teri
Haa bhai
Stay lowkey
Zada dikhane ki need ni h
Lowclass logo ke kaam h ye
M mazak karra hoon bhaiya yr tum pura character chod dete ho
ππ
@frozen dew din bhar bas lafda
πππ
Just do what u lyk
teri pocket marli kya bhai.... kisini ne
aisa marungi jhapad
char mahine tak english pe beth ni payega
Mera saman kahan hai
Apni bhen ke andar dekh
Mera samaan h
btw i m also a bird
Abe inki aukaat hi ye h
okieeπnow I'm feeling good
Mere yhn hindi wali bhi h chatt pe
English sirf mehman nawazi ke liye h
hm
mythical angel
Haa bhay
Thokar khaake hi seekhta h insaan
Bhai mai delhi se hu
Hamne dekha hi ni kisiko ye sab karte hue
Grow up bhai
yessπͺ½
gwalior mai kheto mai ni krte?
Aaja kheech de muje
Jnl
Yk what meri batchmate hai vo bhi delhi se aakr yaha phas gayi hai vo toh shock m rhtiππ
interesting
Arre ye chhote log h
Ye indore UP haryana ye chutiye log h door raho inse
Zada bhaav dene ki need ni h
Gu khale
no thanks
hogya mera dinner
Aa jate shehero me pata ni ghusne kaun deta h inko
jab dekho
Frrr πbut sab nahi hote but mostly log hote jisse ye sb area badnam rhta ngl
Jay ngga lawdershwar
kardiya kya shuru
itna na mujhe tum dekho
Arre sab aise hi hote h ye
Bsdke conditioned

sori
Yuppp 
tf
Yes
Kal vc m bolta h tu to voh avni walla h na
yess
avni wala?
Muje to avni yaad nhi rehta kabhi
mere wala πΉ
abe anvie ka dost kaha tha bhadwe
Acha par hum dost ni h
abe aise kyu kahunga mai π‘
Iske sath mat joda muje
No, desi said after 1 hr
Palees
dost kyu bnadia fir isko mera π’
jod ni rha tha
Dost kyu banara h fir bataun tuje
loduchand
ni hamare vc me koi aata tha na tera dost jo muted rehta tha chennai jane se pehle
i thought yeh woh hai
Chennai wait
Chennai 
Interesting things happen around interesting people
huh kon dost aaya mera aisa
mennu yaad ni aara
haa toh gandmare ni hai toh ni hai aisa kya ho gya
Suri
wahi na mujhe bhi ni yaad naam
Ese daato mat
kushal tha wo
Shy idhar hi h kya? π
Chii
yesss
kushal
Bhai yaha gaon aur haryana walo ko gaali kyu pad rhi
confuse ho gya dono me
sahi baat hai
@long pumice apna ek dance dikhana yaar
you
Pk
hmm
chupre
sale chutbhalle
tu suar
oy aaj
Aba
tu suar
Abe ye kya 3rd class log aa gaye chat me
Dahibhalle to nhi ache lgte muje
Sale roadways janta
yess same isiliye mere dimaag me aaya
Pk bhai ruko thoda aur
matt kha phir
mujhe iss convo pe deja vu hua
Ghar ma bante hi na maare
matt kha phir
lmao

toh ro kyu rha
Roega to @fiery summit
ek toh yeh nikhil ko bhot zor se maarne ka mann karta hai pata ni kyu
Maar de
Fir uske baad mai bhi marunga lekin
pk gaali bharne wala hai tujhe
pk is just an incel sala red carpet rapper
and 19 yo
haan kya?
its okay yaar
Muje laga badal gye
haqq hai lala aapko bhi
yes please
ab tu mujhe challenge karra hai
Kabhi
1 monster hai meri keemat just saying
Pure saade 17 ka hoon
Na ek jyada na ek kam batao
Thare se ladunga
par meri aukat to nahi πΉ
Kaun ?
abe hatt saale baar baar minor hu yaad dilake mood kharab karta hai
karthick
To thare ko konsa chodne h muje
Karthik ki thic ass krde maar maar ke
ek verse btaio
alright thic hai
acha π³
Tumhe lgta h ek baar sunke muje verse yaad hoga
Aur ye itna tez bolte h bhai
lmao
Rap m
iske lan pe mat chadh
π
badi dikkat hori tujhe π‘
Yr ye wali baate muje humesha sochne p majboor kar deti h
Mat bola kar
Pata nhi chlta real h ya joke
Huh
????

Kartik ka man badal rha h
mai chahti hu tu grounded rahe
He is experiencing changes in him
yeh ladka rofla deta hai poora
rae
itna matt chah
Man ? Mera admi to Deadpool h
kartik's friend
whynot
Fir to badiya jeevan h tera
shiiiiit
Ye kon h
ewww
@maiden fjord
imagine being recognized as kartik's friend
@frozen dew @maiden fjord
bhadwo ka naam bhi kartik aryan hai
Kiska dost boldia
πΉπΉπΉ
Arey betichodkeo
downfall is real
O teri
kyuki imma change that tu dekh bas
naam ke piche ek jeev bhi lagaya hua hai

you fell off bro
Spirt animal h voh kauve
pack yo bags
dekhte dekhte 2026 aagya hai
aur pehle ek ! aata
Kauva inka spirit animal h
iske sath baithna hi nhi chahiye tha
padhlia maine uska msg
tu ankhein band ni rakh skti thi? abhi se dekhna tha na
Damn

Teri pfp m ye pooye kya kar rhe h
Meethe meethe pooye
aankhe jab de hi di hai to band kyu kardu
Kal banwaye the
Mast ekdum badiya wale
Kal ka th
hmm pata hai i read
Holi special
Aur ye bklund aryan to match dekh rh th
Mene to cartoons ke holi special dekhe
dark circles aa jaenge yaar band karliya karo
Maaza aago
Nvm
Oye haan
maazo lagao
Sc leke leak kr dega bhdwa
Dekha mene
Hi
hatt saale shuar
Thare ko mai chutiya kyu lgta hoon
dark circles ain't gonna stop me
You know the answer
Samsung khaega?
you go gurll
hatt saale shuar
Dukkar
cheeeeeeel
ni aaj nothing khaunga
cheeeeeeel
It's a women world nd u r Lucky to be live in it
cheeeeeelu?
okthanks
no
Aba Nothing to maazo khati h
ok
Rae bhi ladka lagne lagi
hatt sale
catfish ha
Baua ke sath raid mardunga studio m thare
bachpan se hu
Kyun??
thodi der pehle goodmorning hui hai teri
π vaise bhi ghar gaya nai mai hostel me hi hu
Upar se sick aur tha

kavisha
What
πΉπΉπ€£
si hai firto
takcar
Cana ca li ?
aloo prathe dhaiballe rajma
π’
π
Mat ched muje
hi

π¦π¦

π¦¦π¦¦
ded
doston
Happy holi mod

kya khaya?
hello
Gng checkout this track
Which
Woah I can't send a Spotify link here
Yes
I released a track actually
Add ur spoti
Wanted to know what do y'all think of it
Sup
Same same
fuck u
achi baat bhai
iss desu ka ek ghanta nahi hua ab tak

@ancient orbit kya re chikne


acha

tu mute hojayega saggy

ni
shayla treatment he wants
ohooooo
hey
hey pie ventai
koi mereko batao ki mere tag se server join karne wala option a raha ha ya nahi
kyu
man ni kr rha
batade π
please bolo
good boy
really?
hn
ok
ok

Hi
hru
mainu ni pata
kade milke baitho
kade lunn pe betho
dance waali thi kya
do vaar jaan vaar ni
pehle actress confirm karke aa
@north palm ?
arey yaar wo bigg boss waali
i don't watch bigboss
what if i say kade lunn pe betho in bhare hue concert
abey wo siddharth shukla ki bandi
aura βΎοΈ
woh shehnaaz hi hai fir
ouuu
oh btw dost ready hai indore waale mai jaane ke liye
usne tattoo banaaya tha na aujle ka
wo to pune waali bhi thi
π€£
i zon't know
Hi chat
ππππ ye waali mere saath rahegi hostel mai
khyaal rakhungi iska
π you never know
if this thing happens again
then its you
bhayi ye gaana
it's my kismat
goated icl
saanu thaale sitnenu

winning speech is one of the greatest work
kya hi meaning hoga iska
icl
lyrics samjha
uae to uk to rotation aane kane
hun khichde ne foto kade khichde se lattan
sahnu kayi saal hogye ne changi tarah sutte
dil todte
naara thaar ke te vairi rkhaa saad ke rakaane
shuru hogaya ye
mai sheeshe sa
kya hua
π€π½π€π½
o pencho yoyo

tenu sohniye rakaane hatthan naal chhaavaan
me soon in aujla's concert
thode humble aaa rakaane, lambo nivi krva li
liblyy
winning speech sununga ab to bas gym me
tu aur mayank
baechain hogyi
gye the
ikk kudi fan hogyi
fan ikko naar da mai
concert?
14 ko h
abhi tak ni hua
itni purani baat thi
patch up hogya ab tumhara?
honey singh ke me karna
abb jo date h


sahi baat hai
hell nah I ain't going
@frosty flame
love ya arrange teri marji
idgaf
@outer gale 
kehndi tere hattho zehr vi qubool aa
mereko to jaana hai ek baar
Bohot kuch tha
diljit , jasmine, sunanda and yoyo
us moment
kehndi likhna tu mere kolo sikheya

haaye oh par aaj tak mere te ni likheya
jaise
nah, wby??
Aujleya
ayyyyy
haan tera like dekha tha reel per ki jholi ni khela
mai thodi thodi
lute kon lutta mai
puri power jaane kudiya den flower jaane
Jaise pakode, gol gappe, dahi balle
meri like hi kyu aate rehte h tere paas
Japan is turning footsteps into electrical energy
nice...tu kaisi hai?
jo b reel ke like nhi dikhne chahiye vo dekh leti h
annoya my fren
??
Yess, all good
Voi bolta hai annoya
mai kya bolta tha?
Happy holi rolun
sab dekhti hu mai
Pintudi best
happi holii
how was it?
Badiya masti

ignore next time se
bhaang?
job kaisi ja rhi?
kyuki mai bhi vaisi hu shyd
Ye lively ki pfp mei mai kyu hu
will try

guilty pleasure
dikkat
bkld
No no do ghoot daaru bas
boht saara dance πΊ
yeaa

Job bhi sahi chal rhi h
which whichh
pintudi abhi bhi itna hasti hai
Mummy papa bhen aaya tha milna
pintudii me ab wo baat nhi rahi
Ptani jo bhi uncle pila rhe the sabko ππ

Sahi kehra hai yr
ohoo holi man gyi mann
π
Mere bhi dukh chupane ke liye hasti hu bas
krega hi dobara, pr raat ka, bc boht bekar lgra tha
ghrwalo ke saamne pi li?
ab mai vo acting bhi nhi kr paari
Kal morning shift h pr

bring back the og pitntudii
Oo paaji kabhi hass vi liya karo

haan naa story bhi to lagaayi aaj
@wary crag
u in blr?
Dekha ni kisi ne π€£ bheed thi
rke
yeaa
aagyi thi
ur relationship?
Kyu yr π
Aaj kal persoπ
mene to half day liya hai second half karunga kaam
10 ko jaaungi
damnn
mazze

Mushkil hai π
kitni jldi 5 mahine hogye
wfh?
waiting

tru
kyu kya hua usko?

Nice
Mar gyi vo
Omg
ab to yahi life hai bhayi
bhaiya ki shaadi hai ek 9th ko
aish
kisne maar diya usko
How was your holi day 
Uski yaado ne ππ

ghr baitha, movie dekhi, match dekha
nothing else

kya kiye aaj
Why no holi
sa haar gyi kya?
ππ
koi tha ni idhr mnaane vala
issokay yaar nayaa aajaega ek

yeaa, nz chased 170 in 12.5overs
koyi bolra tha century maardi
bachpan mai vaidehi zbrdsti lejaati thi
society m hi kheli bs?
Naya vaya ni chahiye ab boht hua

in 33 balls
Hi
Haa 
Bye
purana chalega?
kyu skin khrab hojayegi?
Ek hi hai purana
π record?
Nafrat
ghrwale over frens
aalsi hu shyd
in t20 wc - yes
Sab badiya chal raha h
bas wahi chahiye?
not shayad
aisi holi kheli thi ek baar humare face ek hafte tak aise fatte hue the
Are jab bola bye toh bye na
overall?


@wary crag
Sry
@kind cairn
Haa π
ufff sad i wish he comes back

greese se?
How to remove pink holi color from face
ig 27 or 29 balls h
Me too π
plastic surgery
tu bitchless
kaanch vale color se
boldiyo blush karaa hai

Some1 pls sponsor 1 weeknd concert ticket
π

fkk mcullum?
nhi aise hi koi random player tha
nambia or estonia kisi ka
idk
Can say the same about you
,move on kralo yawr aap
u cant
arey ben stokes
Boldia
not anymore
gf ?
why should i tell u
good for you 
Hojayega jab hoyega abhi toh nahi ho paa rha
Toh bitchless
bhayi mumbai ke ticket ka price kesa hoga ab?
oki
career?
expensiveee

gujiya thusi?
Engineer
I dont like π
kya thusi?
paani to hoga hi expensivee mkcc mujhe lag rahaa copnpensarte krne ke liye kam karega
π€£
Kuch bhi nhi aise toh
uske haath m ni hota price

team innovation ke haath m h
Hi
uree yaar
bhookhi holi?
issokay yaar chocolate laaun?
How are you
Dahi paapdi waali chaat khai thi
ye pitnudii delhi waale me gyi thi kya?
except desi
ππ
chup lundke
daaru vale gol gappe ni?
i am new to this scene
Nhi maine stories se pura concert attend kra tha
gaav se migrate jo hua h
Delhi mei bhi sabko aate hote
Nhi ywaar ye sab ni
dekhi h reels

Yesx
No seedhi daaru pio ye sav kya
bread pakode ke upr sev khaye the
Sev puri
idk shit
abey wo aujla ne delhi me kya bola tha wife ko? kaarriyan?
lol cheap
ratta thodi maar ke baitha hu, reel bhej kya bolra
Siddhant
hi
chup xhodu
ππ
Bye
why

Berozgaar hu weeknd ki concert
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