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Or uss wale aapko ?
its really sad
Chiii
Soup
chaand akela gaaye
Fir kya maza
usko nahi
soche jaye
bass aapko or aapko
aight if u say so
Oil up daddy
aapko happy holi
wouldn't cry bout it tho
Unlimited goli in residen evil is
wao thanks
Js
Mera heppy holi Kal khtm ho gya 
Hepy oilly
Like having infinite money in a business simulator game
Holi bhi kaha ji
kyu
There's no point of playing after that
Koi hai hi nhi holi khelne , studies 
bro mujhe literally bazooka milra tha weapon box me woh toh mera love for the game hai ki bas pistol leke khel rha hu
uff ye holi haye ye holi
Earn sum money
bazooka
Normal download krle
teri granny maar dunga re me
Grownass bith

Artereee
abe chodu thats not how cracked games work ๐ญ
chat maine kuch din pehle aston martin dekhi thi
mai dhanye hogyi
better
#focued
Yesss
@sleek storm
Khrid le bhai kya maza aayega fir unlimited ammos se ๐โ๏ธ
Maalikkk
Jin bosses me game deliberately itni Kam ammo deta h ki tumhe gand ka jor nikalke marna pde wo wala darr trigger nhi hoga ๐
unlimited hi toh hai gandwe
Cracked games me online ni hoti
Happy holi ๐ซ๐

Happy holi ๐๐ซ
๐๐งโ๐คโ๐ง
No holi 
๐
Londa
๐
do me a favour dont play holi ๐ฃ๏ธ
lund aaga mera
Sorry mai tujhe kuch galat bolne wala tha
๐ฅฐ๐
tu nakhre karne laga hai ab
๐
Uffo kitne lund lete ho ek din me aap
religion pe mat jaya kro yar ๐ก
sorry maine almost soch liya ki teri ma mere lun pe bajti ha
gotta catch em all
Bahanchad 1 persant battery ha
pokemon
mai toh bike pe jaunga
Raat ka naa ara ta
rok lo dum hai toh
prasanth
Thik hai yar ๐๐
Dast lgenge Tereko soon
๐น
@woven swallow Want to hear something funny ?
Btao ab
aap bike pe gaye ho
๐ก
yes
dost muh ni lagte ab bhai
Holi happy Holi ban gyi lessgoooo
ni gya toh papa mummy pe hu tbh
Ban gyi
Gay
Agar scooty speed se chala rahi mahila ke saamne pati aur bhai khade hai, toh sabse pahale wo kise maregi ?
๐
wo maine kisike sath frank hoke lame jokes boldiye the to usne point out krdis ๐
Brak ka maragi
ab pk se baatcheet band karni pdegi
Rastardad jak

Break our patience
Plzz
Rae Holi banayi ki nahi ?

congratulations itna bda indecisive hua hai
Tu bolde hum lame jokes bolenge
itna toh chalta hai yaar dosti me

mujhe
nahi
Oh yaar why so ?
Thik h fir chlte h
Why ?
๐ฅฐ๐
Oye artururururu
Ashwin bhai ni mante h
abe

Ye Sala reliance wala bazaar itna late kyu krta hai 
Nicil lgao khaj htao
chalke dikha

Oh yaar
Khaaj to blocked hai
Yawr ๐ ๐
๐ they aren't retrded enough
its sad

Ye kab hua
kyuki maine usko boldia pairo se break ni lgate
Sun rae
Upar chatas hongis
Tum jaogis
ky ua
Kyu bole woh khud gir Jati
Aur upar se hyderabadi biryani bhi kha li
maine kya bola
Agr mai tere aage chalke gya toh mujhe dar rhega tu mere piche h aur agr mai tere piche chla gya toh tujhe darr rhega mai tere piche hu
Isiliye beth jate h
she kera hai
๐งโโ๏ธ
๐๐ฅ
as he should be
Wo pictures me kya h


waps bajra tha ๐โ
tu shayad bhool gya mere bhai mai ulta chalne lag jau toh tum sab mere peeche reh jaoge
abe sorry ๐น
Uss baar bhi thoda btaya tha
abe wo khaaj
tumhe mera dyslexia dikhega mujhe meri jeet
Thanks
Abey pr tujhe darr nhi lgenge hum jaise darindey tere piche h ๐ฅ๐
pajeetas
lore lag gye
Story telling
Pr kra kya tha usne
Aur vai
๐๏ธ
mera attitude status ni dekhta kya wp pe ๐ im the dankest kid in my class because of samay raina
@clever sorrel
raat bairan huee, o re saathiya
dekh haalat meri, aa lekar diya
haay re bangale ke peechhe, teri kacchi ke neeche
Bhai tu dara rha ๐ฐ
Sachme iss baari
๐ฐ๐ฐ
haha relax liberal its called dark humour
Heye heye
no story
I am brainnfog
I am sleeping again
dk bhai randomly gaali bak dega chuttad
even though I was nice to him
saari cheezein jo bhi kare push

Bipolar
kantaa lagaa
Tune tappe ni bajaye uske

Chaand se parda kijiye 
Tere pas praminum nhi h?
Teri maa ki ewww
Stay away let them stay pressed


yeh duo 2 wala ghost of tsusmita khel rha tha
Ewww
wapas khelne ka mann kar gya
Ghost of shubhasmita
Pehle bhi man kara th? Ya khela bhi th
@grand steeple
Dallu
โ
yass mai kuch bol hi nahi rhi
Ye kya bakchodi hui ?
๐
stalker
Trump ne firse maar dia
โจ
Leader ko
haqq hai lala mujhe bhi
Human rights
usse dikhana hi ni hota toh woh vc aake stream kyu karta
Uski beti ke sath dinner pe chala jaunga mai ab
zyda hints mat le
thats a lie cuz the last time i checked humans left
okay but tera kehna kyu manu
Aaj to mera bhoot hi ban gya tha holi khelte hue
Hijru
Human
Interests
N
Juridiction
Rights
Union
toh matt khela kar phir
meri kyu maa chudegi bhai main toh anath hu
yeh bkl aag me kood ke bolenge aaj toh gand hi jal gyi
Maine bhi to logo ko bhoot banaya

Bsdk mai burayi kab kr rha
toh mai karu kya ab iss info ka
jo bhi karra tha
Batti bana ke
bharunga teri hi gand me phir
Dal batti churma
Yo
Me

Reverb

yeh bsdka kahi bhi jata hoga toh log bolte honge nik hila rha hai
Bhadvo ne mujhse kaha
Yo
pagal patanga hua
lmao kya funny aadmi hu mai

Sleep
โ๏ธ๐
maine kaha kehna manne ke liye?๐ก


Bhuk lagi hai
Billi kha le
Chole bhature from sg
instructions hi kyu deri agar chahti hi ni mai follow karu
#delusional
mene ni dia
โ
Be mah be maah babyyyy
๐
#noticers*
diya tha
Hmm
Hmm
pk bhaa
Twink
Theek theek
Bhaa

Femboys
Hi twin
Or
Fambruh
Tomboys
ninjas be cappin every now and then
Ok
aryan pathake
Wassup wassup femboy
Kartik vs Nikhil
Hi twin ๐
hi twink
kl jhukna abhi mood nhi
@ionic cave

Uss din
Hi twin
What ?
hi twink
Ewww
Hi twin
Jhuk jao pls
Bata
Ye sab mat batao
Arey apki
๐ซ
iss shukravar ko
Tf 

tu matt khela kar phir
Kya h
tu matt khela kar phir
teri maa chudegi
Maine bhoot bana dia
lmao
pk bhai to sach mein hain
teri maa chudegi
cant beleive tu itna gully boy hai
wo kya hi role play krenge

abe dono ne shaadi karli? ๐ฑ
Idk maybe๐คจ
#maasbian
haqq hai unko bhi ham hote kon hai rokne wale
Bolke dhika marathi
Exactly
im a liva
sun ok '
Hum jyada unemployed
moon ok
Tujya aai cha gavat
jupiter ok
Uranus not ok
ur anus not ok ๐
Ok na ๐
Copy cat
tmkc
Madrchot
hijda ]

mera premise chod diya
Tere ko bhi chod dunga
Dm dekh
Han ๐๐
ab ham stepbros hai na pagal
Ok m to bisexual hi smjta hoon apne apco
pagaul
Achha
Chl fir bye
bye
Rakhlo tum chhupake
re khelunga agar tu kal aaya toh batana shaam ko hi
Lsd

Sunle dhyan se
Fir gussha hogye ๐
tabhi mic on hota hai
Okay
ive ever had
ke kera
haqq hai lala aapko bhi
chinlo na mere haq
Dekhna h?
jesus season
Twink
nind ni aayi to aajaugi
๐
Choti height
society ka part to hai
inn sab cheezon se kaafi upar uth chuka hu
pk tu time se kyuni sota
mai world iss galaxy ko represent karta hu
kisko represent karrha hai
mere script me ni likha shayad

woh toh abhi decide ni kiya
reset kyuni kiya
mai ni hu writer mai toh main lead hu
sidharjao
sidhart
๐
sid haar jao
ye bhi nhi ho rha tujhse

writer when student of the year
Kuch to iss kutte m baat h
intentional ha
baat suno
haina i'm so smarat
i can help it but i wont
sure
goon night chat
sure
Proud gooners
thank you
,
snax gaming kon hai
Gamer
Gaymer
Snax chicha
๐ฒ
hei
Neeche Wale daat kidhar gye
wao ๐

Happy holi
Par phenolphthalein khatam hogya
ykw aaj maine Defender dekhi , ferrari bhi 
Ye to glt boldsshyad
Hi
aapko bhi happy holi
waoo
Shakal se hi 15 ka lgra h
itne der online kaise ?
woh hai 15 ka
Oh damn kya guess kia mene
you're so smart adi
Genius hi kehde
Adi?
Ye to Mera nickname bhi ni

Aditi hi likh lete
Voh to h bhi
Aditi ?
Karan Aujla concert at Mumbai was a total flop. 50% of the audience left while Aujla was singing because the venue was burning hot and there wasnโt a single area of shade. Plus there was no alcohol.
In a tropical country like India, itโs a bad idea to organise a day concert. Also, people here love the lights and fireworks.
AND people love to party with their adult money ๐คทโโ๏ธ Concert-going is different from other public events.
Itโs time brands and organisers choose where to put their money carefully.
Kyu?
Mkl Tereko pata hai mai 10th me hu
diff level of cocksucking ๐
Tu h kon?
๐

Kitne pk h
Sybau
Fu
Fumfsb
๐ค
im the un un employed pk
๐ค dermatologist dhund rhe ho idhar
Why two un?
whos not employed but not unemployed
Freelancer
Losers earning the highest
doesnt make them a winner
Vasooli karte ho?
I m out yaar
Enough brainrot for the day
Mujhe pehchano main hu kon
Pehchan to lia
Kaisa hai londe
Proof kese krun

๐๐๐
Tu to humesha isise yaad rahega
Kya pakda th mene
Aaj to rehne de
Kal nhi th
Just asking
Kartik bhai tum aj bhi berojgar reh gye
Acha
Kal bhi th kal bhi hounga
ye sober lodu
Kyuki Mai underage hoon
Yes sir
Or mai Jeffrey
Lekin tumhari le skta hu ๐คญ
Pocso
Whisper it

No


Teri gend p tappe baja dunga
๐
Bhai sab log gye Kidr ajkal
Sabki sadi hogyi kya
@inland raven ye rh
News dekh rhe honge
War ki
Chal m jata
Ok bhai
Quntam pijics wow
N*des hai kya
Nuhh uh
๐
Ehhhhhhhhh
Dala kro acha lgega hm sbko
Muje kuch ho jata h
I'm a dude
Yes
Exactly
YHI imagine hota h muje
Fir breathe nhi kar pata
Ewww
Maine kab kha ladki ho
No ๐ฌ๐ญ
handiya sab kudiya mennu tane dendiya
Kyu kali ho kya tum
haan

sobex kabhi tirange mai wrap hoke waps aaye to koi gam nhi mnayega
Freaky
hi
@woven swallow hi
hi
Hi avni
not same thing
Anu
hru
hi harsh
@woven swallow tu kuch bhi me kyu nai hai
I'm cool
kyu hona hai
๐๐
Kaise ho
Ese hi bhai๐ญ
agreed
badhiya
tu bta
happy holi
same
Sorru
Tabhi maanega
Bye

Happy holi bro mai but mai to soke hi abhi utha hu
Join Krle fir
wao nice
Hi everyone ๐๐
เคฅ เคชเฅ เค เคเฅ เคฎเคพเคคเฅเคฐเคพ เคฅเฅ


๐คฃladai krke baithi hai lagra
gyi hi ni to ldai kaha se hogi
@topaz drift 
Hate kyun hai fir itni
Hello
Besar bair ki baatein kar raha hu
Mai to fir idhar bhi hu
@dawn panther koi situation bta
What ra Sudeep
Who Sudeep

Kkrh ?
Kya padhai krre ho
Walk

Happy holi
Les gooo
project
sup
Wat project
Happy holi๐ซ
yeh pfp me aap ho?
ab kya karu iss mashallah ka jo maine almost bol diya tha
mai toh hu hi hu
Ye to arpit ki smile h
ab tu bataega kya bolna hai ni bolna ๐ก
๐
Sorry kursi khaoge?
acha bsdk mai kuch bhi karu arpit ki copy prove karna hota hai na bas
gaming wali
Esa to bola bhi na mene
Thare ko jyada dimag lagana h
aise ni bola kya? offo mai bhi na
susti toh mujhe bhot hoti hai
monster pk so jata hu batao
Kutta paalo billi paalo
galat fehmi mat paalo
Redbull pike to mai sogya th
sahi fehmi paal lu?
Family hi paal lo tum to
tu saale 14 saal ka hu kehra tha
Pure saade 17 ka hoon n a ek jyada na ek kam
Shikerah
lmao english wala pure padha maine
saade 17 me ek jyada ek kam kyu karra hai aadha aadha jod na

walter brown
Aadha to aadhe mahine pehle th
Abhi adha plus hua h to 1 jodunga
#gaymers

aadhe gand faad dunga chup chaap bhaith ja bhot bajj rha
Ooo okok
Ufff faadona pike bhaijan
tf
Ek truck the uspe pk bhai baithne lage to usse monster truck bulane lage
My nar
kaisi gyi holi
Welcome welcome welcome dosto

@remote lily 
Ignore karhe hoo
Kal se tag karha 
inactive
Abe 6 baje se baat karrha kya bhai 
Nahi yar abhi aya
Astagfirulla ye pfp me aap hoo
Fir badhia he mujhe laga tabse baat karrha non stop jal lijiye ๐ฆ๐
Nahi @rose quartz he
bc fail na ho jau bas

Kesa
Samay stream with raftaar
Apke purwaz bade nautankibaaz the apke pfp me lag rha
Abhi horha he kya???!
Na na
I am watching
Old
Isliye me bhi crawzzyyy sa hoo ๐

Koi nai, how was holi?
Ro kyun rhe hoo
To yaha kya likh rhe ho 

Mujhe apne purwaz yaad agye
Tum bhi dekho
Mere kaha zinda hai
Exam he 6 tarik ko chem ka 
To tu bhi thode gam me jile 
Arre kya karna exam exam? Karni to mazduri hi h
Maa chudaye exam
Bhosdike saale log dimag kharab krte hai
Mai hi madarchod hu merese bada chutiya koi nahi hai mai pagal vagal hu kya
Aagai
Nahi bhai mujhe to padhke bada admi Banna he
Ab karengi ye non stop yapping
Hogya suru iska self talk

Arre bade to genetic hote h
Bhaiii kaisi si hu mai matlab mereko kya pagal kutte ne kaat liya hai kya
Bhaiiii kal k din dimag kharab
Arre kya ho gya
Aaj ki subah dimag kharab
Yes finally isko fursat milgai
Kya Hui?
Pehle se mera dimag kharab tha ya abhi shuru hua hai mera ye bakchodi
Dimaag h?
Bade to genitals bhi hote he
Bhaiii mai irritate hojati hu hostel m rhti dimag kharab hota hai yaha rhti ghr p toh aur kharab
Bhaiii
Mere ko bol rhe ki
Eisa kr vaisa kr
๐
Eisi gandi gaali nai bakna chahiye

Madar k laad
But kyu na baku mai gaali bhai harkatein eisi meri
Dimag k bhosda krte
Bhaiii
Holi k maa ka hola
Rant chalu
๐
Iska level 5 kese nhi he abhi tak bc โ๐ป
Madar cash on delivery
Bhaiii mereko irritating lgta hai ye sab
Kya sab?
Mai na shaadi krke apni pati k maans khana chahti
Maar daalungi usko
Paka kr kha jaungi
Pyar krta hoga toh mareva bhosdika

Bhai chalo sab sojao iska yapping chat ko ded nhi hone degi
Bhay
Ohkay
Abeee bhaiii ye pagal vagal hai kya ye vo lauda lehsun
Bhai alag level pe jaa ra h
Kisne shaadi fix kardi?
Ek baar mereko daaru k dhandha mil jaye theka mera ho jaye
Bhayyy phir phaad daalungi
Mkcccc pese hi pesee
Laude k log ab
Phir

Sapne suhane madarchod ke

Bhai paisa logo ke beech me hi chalta h
Bhaiii ajeeb hai ye bhosdika
Bina logo ke paise ki value ni h
Damn
Bhai ye kis chutiye ke chakkar me fass gaye?
Payal acha jiii pehle date m payal nail paint dupatta heels nai flats aur jhumke laga k aau aur nai aai toh mere andar dimaag nai hai
Bhai mereko uncomfortable nahi hai tujhe kya hora
Bhai legit sexualise

Ladke dekhenge mujhe agr dupatta nai pehni toh
Madarchod
Saaleee
Sala school me uniform pehna diya kisi ne kya? ๐
Aur bhai mai salsa aur belly krti hu dance psnd hai what the fuck
Oofff
Do u lyk hip hop?
Bhosdikaaa
Mai maar vaar dungi
Phir bhale jail chali jau
Aaaaaa

Aur han acha mere future???
Nahi jayegi
Law will save you
Laudee padhai kr rhi hu mehnat krti raat bhar pdhti khud se kama k khaungi laude k mard ki jrurat nai
Future is now
Mard aurat ki zarurat kisi ko nahi hoti
Bhaiii pyari si bacchi ?? Me ??? Teri maakiii
It is just human to have a better half
Mai khud ko nahi smhal skti
Laudeee madarchod
Itna gaand maarungi na pichwada k guldasta ban jayega tera
Bhosidkeee
Yaha hi bol paati vrna shaant rhti
Mai madarchod hu kya
Shaant rhti hu sbka sunte rhti hu
Hota h
Bhaiiii mai ???
Shaant ???
Haan Bhai mai shaanr
Bhai mai bolti toh boltey overreact acha laudee ??
Teri maakabhosda phat jayega mera chauka maarte hi

Wo to bolenge hi
Jhukke nahi rahoge to

Ye to normal h
Ab krungi comeback penchoooo
hello
Abb to nasheeeee
Dipansi
Dam maaro dam
Bhosdika mai account smhal rhi 73 logo k khana m smhal rhi poora ration, vegetables, labour payment vgerah sb
Laudee aur tu bol raha ki mai nahi smhal skti khudko
Acha jiii

Mereko bol raha ki ye sbme mt pd
Bhai kaun khana banata h aaj kal? Rajasthan me ho kya?

Kya hua tattee zeee
Maid banati h
Happy Holi babla babz
Nyc
Same to you
tune story nai daali holi nai khela kya
Tabiyat khrab 
Ooo shitt koina mai bhi nai kheli same pinch 

@north palm
Shy blabla ๐
What irony
that story was so useful bro
Which story
school crush ka msg aaya
Abe ๐
Achha
the one i talked about in morning
Kya boli

Mhmm
Laal paani me periods milaake pichkari se
Luv u bole?
Fek ri ek ladki












