#general-chat
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Abh ghar mein pitai pakki
Byeebyee

Goodnighttt
Get beaten up
lodu
Aarh vc vuci
Bkl
happy holi
jab tu ramdev baba embassy chhodega
khaale bhai
lol
Barca ka comeback hone wala hai lagta hai
Nvm, ye batana pade toh koi fyada hai
Yeh suspense mein matt choro yar
Shaam ke 4 baje hai aur so jao, yeda ho gaya kya
Hello

hi
Sahi baat hai
chat

sote kyu nhi ho
Khud so jao bhai π
mai to soya hi nhi
Ye log sote Kab hai 
bhen ki chatttt happyyy holi
Agyi mari yaad
Maa chudale suar German jaha se copy paste krra hai wahi sooduga
Bajj ni pata toh ye chutyap krta hai
Lvde kitta try hard krega itta mere sath hotta toh baat krna bnd krdeta terko humiliation fetish hai kya
Aur atmkbfg mere hathho
Humm se mara mara kr thak gya toh
Duolingo/google translate pe chala gya
Avg haryanvi (rae ke alawa)
Koi ni
π
Ek din alt se aame kushal ko traumatize krdu toh heran matt honna

Cute emoji
@cinder steppe hi


Kaiise nahi aayegi babu
happy holiiiiiπ₯³

hello
Subha kaise uth gya ?
Happy holi

Who's your dealer tho 
Abhi raat ke gyara baje hai aur dealer puch raha hai, yeda ho gaya kya
Hello
Where raat
Holi h sabhi ko
I live in US na, thoda dimag lagao
Holi me bhang chadayi he syd
Nice legs
My birth year
Oh 
Tanmaya when will you get it, I am in such awe
Fr
Real real bachu
Show proof
Adhaar dikhao

Kahin sach mei bhang hi toh nhi chdd gyi
Adhaar m to change ho jata h
How 
Environment ka photo bhejo me pata laga lunga
Fir Kya Dekhna chahiye
Woh toh mein photoshop karke bhi bhej sakti hu, that is not a real proof
Aur Kya hai Jisse prove hojayega

Khud hi bta do
Carbon dating

Ameero ke chochle
But ye jaan ke konsa teer maarna hai tumhe, bacha ye Sab mein kuch nhi rakha. Chalo go play Holi

Crawzy fir to mene bhang chadayi he man hi leta hu
Kal khel li chotu
Huh tum fir ni manre ho
Kal to grahan tha yar
Badhiya
Kya maanu bhai
Shi kero ho
Office fatega aj kal grahan me holi khel liye

Apke office se start hogi ww3
Pant ke andar gubaare bhar le zip kholke fod dena logo ko lagega unpe mut raha he
This one is actually nice
Kuch aur reply dena th par idea acha de dia
Pass
Ya but more simpler way is moot hi dena unpe
Bolna gubaara tha
Fir mera nunu dekh k sare ladkiya mere sath Holi khel dengi

π¦π¦
Hi kartik
Holi khel jaake idhar kya kar rh h
Are pipe laga liyo wah se bahar tak connect karke 
Koi nahi khel raha hai subha subha π
Koi 12vi se neeche na dhikh jaye aaj
M holi nhi khelta
Dikh gya yar me 
Aba jaake khel fir baad m miss krega
Tu bhi jaa khel
Meri to issi saal family me kisi ki to death Hui thi so can't play 
Kya saand bhasond dost h tere
Ikr
Ajeeb rules nvm
Stay at home watch Holi episode of keymon ache
Can't celebrate 
Mereko khareedna hai bhai
Sapno m
10 baje niklunga
Bkl bache bhi na
Mummy bhejenge nahi 11 ke pehle
Chalo sab log keymon ache ka Holi episode dekho
Cause boards hai
Best in the bizz
Aee
Kese bache h
M bhi
Hoon
Ajeeb
Chalo ab pelunga khujia aur cartoon

Mere
Pyaare mitron
Holi ki iss pavan avsar par aapko aur aapke parivaar ko Holi ki Hardik shubhkamnaye
Neem ka patta kadwa h
@dawn panther @frozen dew happy holi
@prime zinc @tight marsh happy holi
Ok hapi holi

Are yr
Jake holi khel
Cllg?
Yaya
Bc sexy

Ok m cartoons ke holi episode dekhta hoon
hi sogyi thi
hii
Happy Holi eveeeoneee!
π‘

Bhai, thanks 
Doxx (jadon)
Nice outfit π also
DP mein na? Lol, how are you looking
Hahaha ofc pfp m
Arey thanks bhai. #OOTD

Ye kya h ootd
Outfit Of The Day.

Missing the concert so much tbh
Kiska? Aujla
Nah, John Mayer..
Wow pata ni
Gaon m h
Aur m bhi gaon Jaa rh
Listen to his songs sometime..you wont be disappointed..
English songs nhi sunta except eyedress

YOO
oyess jadon
jaaduu πΉ
bro thinks he's som Indian cricketer

Ye kya bolgyi
Jaadu konsa cricketer h

jadeja ko jadu bolte hai
jadu hi bolte hai chupre
okay whatever
M ni khelta
Aba
same
Aapko bhi dher saari shubhkamnaye
tere pass kichad wale dost ni hai
Kya happy holi jav vo kisi aur ki ho li 
Mere mainly school aur coaching ke dost h
4-5
Saal se
Wese bhi m to gaon jata hoon
π
π
Lol π€£
gaon mai to or bhi crazy holi khelte hai
Exactly π―
Jahan toilet karte h naali m whin p daal dete h
hahahahaha
On the way
30 km aur h
Goan jaa rha
Nehla hi diya bhai merko toh pura
Acha enjoyyyy
<@&700414488351866981> happy Holi mods
Apco koi wish nhi karta m kar deta hoon ππ
π«
(cse ji fir bolegi spam mat kar mute kar dungi)
π
Happy holi guyss
May this festival of colours bring happiness, positivity, and continued success to you and your loved ones.β€οΈππ@here @everyone
samay badalta hai
samay kharab chal raha hai
Chii bhai everyone ping pe bhi koi na aaya
Hi
everyone mat kiya kro
Gaya to sabko 
Happy holi
Everyone met cya caroooo π©π©
Kaun bharwa ping kiya
Achanak se svr zinda hogaya
Happy Holi 
Hepi goli π©π©π©
Happy holi gyus! β€οΈ
happy holi tumhe bhi
Ep log caise hoee yawrrr

happy holi gys
Lagta hai mene bhi dala tha
tujhe bhi


Sup mod....happy holi
wow everyone ping after ages
Samay ke server se everyone ping
Voh barwa abhi sogaya hai
community ke alawa to rare hi hai
Par ye SBI aise teene ke andar kyu khula hai
Jett lag hai kya dimag ko
Ho gaya sab kuch
lmao

Yayaya slayyyyy
Sab ke paas baat krne ke lie h koi



Unse baat karne lage tho
Don't drink bhang guys, otherwise you will keep on repeating same stuff
Don't drink bhang guys, otherwise you will keep on repeating same stuff
Mahabharat hojaegaa
Ghar se nikal denge baate sunkar
shi baat h
shi baat h
Not soo genuine
Sorry
Wtf
im condom
Sorry
Ye thoda psyco hai
Yes
Par dill ka acha hai


Bhai gharwalo se to achi baate hi krte h
I'm still gonna goon today
Friends wali vibe nahi hai
#gooners

Tum raho loner
Acha bhai
π
Abhi ni huu
Hell yeahh
mod ke ek everyone ping se dead members active aagye

Hell yeah proud gooners
kuch logo ko dead hi rehna chahiye

Obvious cheez ko bata deti h
Bhondu
jaa fir
Kaun? Dhawal??
πΉ unexpected tha pagal aadmi
Aisi bato se to ded hi acha h
Chal thik h pahuch gya m


okay
Balam pichkari jo tune muje marri
Tu siddhi saddhi ladki sharabi hogai


Hamare Yaha tho Sunday ko hai
What is up gannggg
Happy holiii β¨οΈ 
Ceiling or a fan 
Holika dehan?
Happy Holi cutie kids π
Happy Diwali
Sounds wrong
π
Bhatura singh
offo aapko miss kara
Happy Holi guys!!
Kitna boring din hai 

Haa yaar pehle wala maza ni ra
Unblock kardu

Itni bhook h attention ki
@frosty flame π bhayi aujla sang o o jaane jaana in pune
Baap re
Apka tho plan tha
Kitne saal ka hai bhai tu?
@wanton hull all we said was true

Let's change the topic π
Chalo nvm
hall me sab baithe hai andar jayenge toh chatt me jake fukunga 
Why?
Go down
It cant be that bad
Ghar ke ander hi 
Terrace pe 
Gujiyan khila do
Acha
Koi
Meethi wali ki namkeen wali?
Aa jao
Mene kabhi ni khai
Meethi
Ok
Where
Tu to footage khaa bhai
Come
Dilli
Love triangle
Hmm
Yes
Ladki jo teko pasand karti hai
All three of us are friends
Ye mene Kal hi suna tha
Same to you broski


Dono ke saath 1 1 date fix karle
See with whom things workout
An advice that someone should have given me
Will be easier for you
Yes voh tujse loyal hai
But vo dono friends hain na , they were friends before I came into their life
To ek se saath jaunga
To dusri ko pata chal jayega
Ek kaam kar dono ko reject karde 

Morning evening ka plan karle
Time hi ni milega
Ya fir ek se insta pe tox
Dusri se date

Most prolly the girl u like might not like u
Yea I agree but Mera dil dusri pe atka hua hai
It's like the one who likes me would do 10 things that makes me happy
And the one i like would just simply interact and she'll overshadow the 10 things
So chances are more wid girl who likes you
π
Ishq mohabbat ki baate π
Ye bhi uncertainty hai
2 gai to teesri aayegi
Nah
Yessss
Arre bhai jo tera dil bole kar
True
Nahi bro
No need to have regrets later

Is important
Sab soch samaj kae karna chaiye
Go full punjabi. Jo dil kare karo
Main sab soch smjh ke hi krta hu vaise to
But inn sab mamlo mein I prefer trusting my intuitions
π
Wahi hona chaiye
It is an emotional decision
Logic comes when girl is toxic
Dil khush hona chahiye bss
Ya
That's what matters
At best - threesome
ππ
True
Bsdka jaha se moot te ho wo lada re ho bass. Bhot bada kaam kardiya
Hooooo sex hoooo
Lund
π€£π€£


Bhai kitna cheap lagega , Aisa lagega jaise ek se baat nahi bani to dusre pe chala gya π
Waise meri ek observation hai
Saare launde batana tumne observe Kiya ho to
Happie holi laadlee log
And they both know each other so
Kya haal hai Holi kaisi manati jaarhi
It makes it even worse
Arre itna ni socho bhai
Too many fishes in the pond
Lagne do jo lagna h
Mard bano bhai
Aaj toh tilak k naam pr professor ki maang m apne naam ka Sindoor bhar kr ajaungi
Kha jaungi sabko
Yaar ek baat batao guys

π¦π¦ ok ji
Ask
Mast mast laal saree m khoono ki holi krungi ladko k body kaat kr usko paka kr kha jaungi
Have you observed ki agar tum zada posh ya zada successful jagah jaate ho
Bhandara hoga ab
Ladkiyo ke boobs ka size increase hota jata h

Har concert m gaata hai vo, kyunki pehle jab shaadiyo m gaata tha jaane ye gaana hi gaata tha
Mumbai waale me to nhi gaya usne
Mai ek big company me kaam karra hu
Almost all girls have big boobs

Ig Delhi me bhi nhi
Mai chhoti company me tha
Some had big some had small
Hein
Mdrchod ye kya pattern h π
Ye to kuch naya hai
And almost always I have observed this
Mere college mein to height kam or breast size bada hai
Bhai observe karna
I am not making this up
Mtlb aaj kal to sabke hi bade hain

Red jacket waali na?
π.
Nhi blue jacket white shirt
Aur kamar mein chunni
No
Tum jis economics status me reh re ho uspe depend karta h

Gareeb jagaho pe tumhe flat zada milengi
Bihar chhodke
Bihari ladkiyo ke bhot bade hote h bhai
Naturally
My College is not for poor and not for soo rich , higher middle class I'd say
Mehenga hai
Thoda
So higher middle size hoga
Ohhh fir theek hai mai to sochra kuch kuch me krta hai bas
Not big not small
hi
They have higher libido
Bhayi pr pune waala concert bhi krazzy bolre log
Jitna maine observe Kiya hai
Arre libido se boob size decide ni hota
Genetic hota h wo
Idhr b kra tha and krega
uski purani video ni dekhi jab kuch log hi sunne aate the uspe b yeh hi gaata tha vo?
But this is my observation
pls tell
what clg
Hii
Tum ghumna tumhe pata lagega
Yesss very sexxyy
Nahi main observation bta rha hu
Libido only
Chd wala show Delhi se acha hoga kya?
No no no no
yahan pe logo ko lyrics aati hogi

Ye pata h hamare baap jo successful hue
Sundarladkiyo se shaadi kari unhone (basically busty thick girls)
And unki betiya bhi thick paida hui
Libido se kitni sex ke liye excitement h wo determine hota h
@low kestrel @wanton hull @ancient orbit happy holi bitches
Size ni
Han wahi to bol rha hu ππ.
I'm not talking about breasts gng
Ye reason lagta h merko
Breast size ka to
Sensible
kaiseo aap
Coz ispe mere friend se meri kaafilengthy discussionhoti thi
College me
Artificial selection in india
It's like the successful people get to choose beautiful women as their wife and the children are beautiful genetically so yea
Mst yaar tu bta
full pack hojaana chahiye yaar ab now that they know how Delhi waala show went
Bhot saari cheeze apni society me hamne normalize kar rakhi h jo artificial selection ka product h
Haa
Happy holiiii
what clg gng
No
bhaiii bheed boht hogi yaar
why not
Kon kon si cheezein
Khel li?
i am not a krep
I would like it istg
Free will babe
happyyy holiii unc
π

lollu vip m to waat lgegi
Haan yaar ek suplex bhi dediya ek uncle ne bkc
Education level hai
Height hai
Body count bhi lagalo
Kiske baap ne kitni ghumai aur kiska baap sarkari Naukri karta reh gya
okie
Suplex??πππ
brock lesner ke saath khelra tha kua
Khel li??
dikkat tune vvip li hai kya palak ke saath khada rahega na
Height ka pattern btao
I like doing big boobs discussion in between public chat
Making everyone uncomfortable π
betee what if mai c stage tk phoch gya
Happy holi bhai log
Vid bnana aur story pe tag krna
Height to genetically determine hota hi hai
But beautiful girls choose tall men
keechar me fek diya ben stokes
story se yaad aayaβ¦.
wtffπ€£π€£π€£
Aujleyaaaa
Beautiful girls choose successful men
nahhh mai nahi khel paati kisike saath 8th ko khelenge hum sab kolej mai


karu guddi laal
I don't think anyone is being uncomfortable with this , coz people are already really insensitive regarding these things nowadays thanks to the soft po*n they consume on reels

khel nahi paati mtlb??
Gulaal lga kr?
Bhai aware hona chaiye
Marble indore me kab hai show?
Sahi hi h
loda unsold pda h
21 march
mai indore m tha jab
Abb pasand h big boobs bc kya karu? Nahi aati sharam bolne me
Usme chali jaa
pune waale ke bhi tickets 1 ya 2 din pehle sold out huye hai
jiiii
Better meet up kar skti hai
Fir b 300 rupay ka chuna kat gya
From what I've heard , girls told me that they find it hot when a guy is tall and slightly ugly
koi nahi hai yaha khelne ke liye
π€£π€£
Kol?
mai apne desh mai hi thik thi
Han preference hai apni apni

woh apne ghar
Bs. Tall and handsome hi prefer karti h. Wo ugly wugly to kehne ki baat h
Bsdk lyrics yaad krke aaio
ππππ
Vrna juttiyo se kutenge log
Mexico ke lyrics ratt ke aaunga
Ni maaye dil le gya dil le gya dil le gya koi
But the funniest thing is lowest tier girl saying I will date only tallman π
Keep dreaming
lagda pyaar kinna fona choni mai
Ni likha rha autocorrect hogya
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Labhda
kuddiya meri tu hai jaan meri mainu seh gaya koi
Hell nahhhh
Maahi dil lai gya
Helll nahhh
veh maahi dil le gaya dil le gaya dil le gaya koi
Main bhi yahi Manta hu but I told u what I got to know
Akele hounga bas uss baat ka dukh hai
bhai kisi ne RE9 leli? family me add karlo yar meri gaaand marlo lekin family me add krdo

I think anyone can have preference
Bhai ladkiya ki baat pe kabhi bharosa mat karo
mai bhi
Warna I know ill forget that once I vibe
True that
Bhai ugly kisi ka preference nahi hota
Hain?
Sahi baat hai
Unless someone is into that dark shit
Yea
atleast i tried
Kyun?
heinnnnn
are mene likha hai
tu bhiiiii
Shouldnt have

smfo
Mtlb dost aur uski bndi jaa rhe sath m
10/10 hai
Ureeee yar
Wo bass apne aap ko superior dikhane ke liye bol diya tha
Ki nahi nahi
Ham bhi liberal hai. No one is ugly. Bs. Ladkiyo se bada farebi koi nahi hota bhai π
sunaana mujhe vc mai
Tonight karan aujla jam?
bhaiiii

Seems like you know girls better
Saare bdiya gaane suna dunga
Hell yeahh
mai v

Okkk

donee
mainu bhi
only for people who are going to concert
include karo



Bhai jaise apni cht ka ph level maintain karti h waise hi character bhi dhoti hai daily π
Don't trust them
Insaan insaan hota h
Sab mdrchod tharki hote h
aajana yaar aap bhi
vrna back bitching krre hai
Ye boldegi
rehn do ab

From maaa hrudya
How do you bring their dark side out then
It wasnt a reference for u
Be tall or harami
happi holi fat ahh

happi holi sirr
ab jaana hai mujhe
I am tall , never really had the life people describe I should have had
jaldi aata

Arre they like to have choice. That's just how thedating game is. Boys will follow and she will pick.
Elaborate the word harami pls
Waffles khane ka mann krra
Emotional manipulator
Like a salesman
Bye, tonight aajana
holi kheli?
For jam
Selling his pee pee
Mujhe kon bhejega?
That my pee pee is made of gold. Put it inside. You have to sell that
From the start only , the guy gives the power to the girl. It's like he'll do it all and the girl is to decide if it's enough or not
Bhai dating aise hi work karti h
tu ldka hai
nhii
I'm not good at manipulation and all. Could u give me an example
It's frustrating
Uski gaand mein mitti bhardi Holi khelte hue btaa rha thaa abhi

Arre keep her engaged, emotional karde use, fir uske saamne mard bhi bann but uska sakhi bhi bann
Then don't do it. Koi force nahi karra. Jo karta h wo chutiya h
ππ. Calculus is easier to understand
Why u wanna understand? Just enjoy
Have dates
Don't do relationship
dora
Yea I never really approach anyone
Never did
tujhe bhej dunga
Who's asking you
Ldkiyo ko bhejta h sirf lavda 
Never will
lekin tu bhej pehle
Kyaa bheju 
I'm curious
Arre approach karo
Flirt karo date bhi karo
But relationship mat banao
Haa wo mardo ki dikkat h
upar ka naked body
If I am interested , I'd be attached at some point
Mai to ladkiyo ke saath full breadcrumbing karta hu
Apne aap hi aati h peechhe peechhe
Kutta banke dekh liya na life me
Jisko interest hoga aayegi wo apne aap
Thoda sa attention deke side ho jao
Breadbcrumbling kya hota hai ab
Apne roommate ko bhi ustaad bana diya tha iss technique se
π¦π¦
Date wate ke liye puchhna shuru ho gya tha wo to
Itna confidence aa gya tha usme
Wow
Main to request bhi nahi bhej pata kisi ko
π₯° .
Bhai ladki ke paas jaao
Use maze karao khud bhi maze karo
And jab use lage ki tum kutte banne wale ho
Uthke aa jao waha se
Don't give her attention
Give attention to some other girl,preferably jisse wo jealous hai
She will follow you automatically
Bhai ladkiyo ne mujhe samne se request bheji hai life me
Never send request
Bhai third class ladkiya h na jo apni society me
Unke saath aise hi deal karna chaiye
Waise hi koi standards ni hote unke
So just treat them like trash
They love it
Being treated as trash
Coz wahi aukaat h unki
Jo high class ladkiya hoti h they don't play such games anyways
Ohh achha
Haa bhai
Tried n tested h
Jo thodi level wali ladki h na
Wo fasegi hi nahi iss game me
Coz she has self respect
General jo so called "sundar ladkiya" h na society me unpe work karta h ye
Coz they love attention
Unhe sirf attention hi mili h life me and unhe attention ki hi bhasha samajh me aati h
Arre use n throw bhai
Like tissue paper
Koi god me bithane wali bhi to chaiye π
Aaj tumse use hori h kal kisi aur se hogi
Yehi game h unka
Haa bhai
Yehi reality h
Happy Holi chat
Ghanta
It is the most obvious thing in the world
Especially in India
Where west is god
So people will do everything west does to become kewl
So jo netflix me hota h wo implement kardo
Main to seekh hi nahi paaya
U will be good to go
And haa
Ek aadha k-pop dekhke rakho
Taaki pookie sound karo
π π .
Bc sax ke liye kya kya karna padega
Learn to use
Learn to use
bulayenge toh aaungi
Bhai mai bhi achha hi tha
Ye sab chutiyape ke chakkar me frustrate hoke fir mujhe game samajh aayi
Kon sikhayega
Kyu prime minister h tu?
Khud aa

Understandable
It is instinctive
Just chill out and be yourself
Bhai jo ladki ke maa baap usko ghar se ni nikalne dete bachpan me wo dictate karegi kya society ke rules? Kitna intellect involved hoga usme tum khud hi socho
π
Logo ki samajh h ni
Wo batayegi ki ladko ko kaisa hona chaiye
That's what I do tbh
Happy holi 
Happy holi 
Mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe bss apne kaam se kaam rkhna chahiye apna fayda pehle rakhne laga hu ab
Right
Happy holi dukkar 
Oka
Nahi nahi
Apne kaam se kaam mat rakho
Yehi karna h
π.
Naak ghusao apni aur dominate karo
Achha
happy holi dosto
Ulta bolke bhaag jao
Firbolo ukhaad le
Aisa hi hu mai
Not like an aunty
But ya apna matlab nikaalo
ping pong
Haa bhai
Ye jitni bhi feminist banti h na
Ye apne city se nikli nahi h
Lund ni pata inko kuchh
So don't pay attention to their nonsense
Ek kaan se suno dusre se nikaaldo
Hello
Life me kuchh karne ki aukaat ni h
Aayi badi feminism ki flag bearers
Jo power position me baithi h
I only listen to their feminism
And unka feminism sensible bhi lagta h sunne me
Even in my office
I treat my female colleagues like shit
I only listen to my manager coz she has done something to reach there
So she knows what she is talking about
This rule applies everywhere not just in dating
Be it office college work
Kuchh bhi
Apna kaam nikalo aur laat maaro
@quaint shuttle content ping
What is content ping?
what
Read gc
bhai ab sahi mai khaunga
ye to try hard hogya




