general-chat

[glossy ice]

Reecee

[long pumice]

Good mawwrningg

Pupils

Yeyeyeee

Aaj dekhnaaa

Aaj aag laga dungi

Paani khatam nahi hogaye

Hindi matra bhasha

Paas kro ghaas when the gas running out

Phle bola fan hai fan hai

Phir chaat te gaand maari bhar k

Collab teri maa ko deta hu

Aaj k baad se yaad rkh seedhe maut hai abbu tete

Beta bs chela hai beta bs leta hai lund

Ye lyrics

Teri gaand hui laal kashmiri mirchi behen k lund maakicheww bajj mere lund p

J j j j

Gotta show that

Aake dekh ko bhai maine nahi kheechi rajai

Khane m roti nahi rice

Ncc gate k bahar laga di maine. Gadi

Baby nazar kaise ayegi

She loves to party every night

Kawasaki

[prime zinc]

[tiny night]

[north palm]

Hi

[north palm]

Gota show?

[fringe quest]

Byee

[frozen dew]

Blocked messages

🤔🧐🤨

[native bone]

hi

[prime zinc]

Mere

Mitron

Subha hui hai

Jaag jao

Haggo

Chole bhature khao

Kehne ko jashn e bahhara hai

[long pumice]

Behen ka lauda madarchod sala kya bol rha hai mera time nahi aarha madarchod gaandu saale chodeshwar behen k lund

Teri maa nahi chodi na maine toh dekh lena smjha

Bhosdikaaa

Gandu sala

Irritation hota hai isiliye mujhe

Aur ek toh eise bakchodi kr rhi hai yr

[prime zinc]

[dusty thunder]

chat ka hi naas peet rakha

[karmic dock]

Any fifa player?

[tacit arrow]

im condom

[cinder steppe]

im dhawal

[tacit arrow]

you are chutiya

[cinder steppe]

Tereko kya ho gya aaj

[desert apex]

Why is this server dead too😭

Bc koi Baat karne ko h hi nhi

@crisp hamlet Bc ye kya h bhai?

[ivory pilot]

im potato

[desert apex]

I'm practically dead

[frank umbra]

@low kestrel

[topaz drift]

Abhi utha hu

[limpid frigate]

Subha subha dimag ka bhosda hogya

[desert juniper]

Wsp guys

[prime zinc]

hi

[desert juniper]

kaise ho?

[prime zinc]

badhiya

wbu ?

[desert juniper]

prep for exam

[prime zinc]

@long pumice kya ho gya tujhe ?

[prime zinc]

12th ?

[desert juniper]

10th

[prime zinc]

padh le , idhar kyu hai

[desert juniper]

kal punjabi ka hai na isliye

exam*

[prime zinc]

@dawn panther babu Good morning

[prime zinc]

idhar punjabi sikhega ?

[desert juniper]

nhi

ata hai exam

isliye

Chlo bye

[west agate]

@desert juniper my name is tanmay too

[desert juniper]

lol

[prime zinc]

@tacit dagger

[prime zinc]

@vocal rapids

[west agate]

Wo mera bhatija hai

[prime zinc]

acha

[west agate]

My pfp 💗💗💗

[prime zinc]

aap uske mama hue ?

sorry

chacha

[west agate]

Ha, wo mere behen ka beta hai

[prime zinc]

toh phir aap karanataka ke ho

[west agate]

Nhi kyu

[prime zinc]

unki mummy karnataka se haina

[west agate]

😂 😂

Achha

Mujhe nhi pata tha meri behen kannada, hai

[prime zinc]

arey aise kaise yaar

Angoor bhai Angoori bhabhi kaisi hai ?

[west agate]

Kaunsi wali

[prime zinc]

Bhabhi ji ghar par hai wali

[west agate]

Wo achhi hai, abhi wo doctor ke pass gyi hai

[prime zinc]

arey kya ho gya unhe >

preg ?

[west agate]

Wo khud doctor hai, unki senior madam ke pass gyi hai

[prime zinc]

arey rey

sorry

Unko bolna mai shaam ko jaunga unke paas

[west agate]

No worries bro, i luv u

[prime zinc]

[blazing wren]

[low kestrel]

[low kestrel]

[topaz drift]

[frank umbra]

Ki ree

@fading sonnet lamde

[arctic willow]

[prime zinc]

Hi

[topaz drift]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Abhi utha ka.

[topaz drift]

11 baje utha

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Mast neend aayi bencho

[prime zinc]

Itna late Kaun uth ta

[topaz drift]

Aisi neend roz aa jaye

[topaz drift]

Mai

[prime zinc]

Impossible

[prime zinc]

Aur bata

[topaz drift]

Bas yr

Ab padhai hogi atleast 6 ghante

[prime zinc]

Oh yaar mreko bhi pdhna hai

Aajj shuru kr dunga genetics

[fading sonnet]

[frank umbra]

[fading sonnet]

kese ho bhau

chumt milne ke baad baat bhi ni krte

[muted sage]

[muted sage]

[frank umbra]

3 march ko kuch hai na

Ready rehna

[fading sonnet]

kya re

[frank umbra]

Aaunga

[muted sage]

Kya h 3 march ko

[fading sonnet]

meri virginity lene

[frank umbra]

Tumhari gend todne

[muted sage]

Ksi apmaanjanak baate krrre ho

[frank umbra]

@fading sonnet

Bhaunsadi

[muted sage]

@fading sonnet

[fading sonnet]

[muted sage]

Bhaunsadi

[fading sonnet]

aaja teri bhi gaand maardu

[south wasp]

Ki ki rraaah

[fading sonnet]

[frank umbra]

Ayy ayy ayy ayy

[fading sonnet]

bhosdu

[muted sage]

Bcche door rho

[frank umbra]

Ohh tumhari ma ka pustakalai

[muted sage]

Danash bha

[blazing wren]

bhajan

[fading sonnet]

oyee maa pe mt jaao

[frank umbra]

Library bola re 😭

[vestal dome]

Sota nhi ho kya

Jab se job lgi h

Maina

[frank umbra]

Cid ka dialogue hai 😭

[blazing wren]

mai toh na sehta

[vestal dome]

Jada pina chalu kar dia hai

Kya mai sahi karri hu

[frank umbra]

Yes

[vestal dome]

Pta nhi

[fading sonnet]

lost aagyi

[south wasp]

Kya haal hai

[frank umbra]

[vestal dome]

hi my

Cuti

[fading sonnet]

dm ka reply

[south wasp]

Katchan

[fading sonnet]

ni ki

[blazing wren]

bevdi agyi

[fading sonnet]

[vestal dome]

abhi abbi aya hu

[frank umbra]

[fading sonnet]

aapki behen ka

boards

[south wasp]

@frank umbra bhai ye messiah mereko dusre server me bol raha tha tumhari gaand lene

[fading sonnet]

kaisa jaa rha h

[frank umbra]

Mast bhau aap btao

[fading sonnet]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[vestal dome]

Physical education sahi gya

[frank umbra]

Bhainchoooo

Bhago re

[south wasp]

Snitch logo se bacho bhai

[muted sage]

Bahrain test dekh rhe ho

[vestal dome]

kid h vo

[muted sage]

Haww

[muted sage]

Haww

[vestal dome]

[south wasp]

Maibhi theek hu bhai bass neend me rehta hu aaj kal

[fading sonnet]

joke aaya bohot tez, par aapki behen hai isiliye kuch ni bolunga 😭

[blazing wren]

itni kitni moti gand h jo 2 bande bulane pad rhe

[frank umbra]

Bohot lamda hai kid nhi hai

[vestal dome]

better

[south wasp]

Bhai aaj kal potty karne ka time nahi milta

[vestal dome]

Limit me

[muted sage]

Muh bnr rhi h bs thi baat h

[vestal dome]

[south wasp]

@frank umbra @fading sonnet @muted sage 😆😆😆

[fading sonnet]

aao aapke hi physical education ka test lelu

[frank umbra]

Bahanchoddd

[fading sonnet]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[vestal dome]

tauba

[muted sage]

Ouuu yr potty time se kiya kro

[south wasp]

Zyaada hass mat warna mooh me aajayega choco

[frank umbra]

@vestal dome aur btao ki haal

[muted sage]

Lost

[devout nacelle]

Hi

[frank umbra]

Mumble rap karega re lamde

[muted sage]

Eee

[fading sonnet]

yeh dekho, gf hote hue bhi doosri ldki se baat

[muted sage]

Eeww

[vestal dome]

Potty toh aaj maina bhi nhi ki

[fading sonnet]

tauba tauba

[vestal dome]

[south wasp]

Bhai aaj bhi subah subah nahi hui potty fir 11:30 am fir baitha toh ye messiah ka text aagaya fir ache se hui potty

[frank umbra]

Nhi bani re bahin ke lamde abho tak

[vestal dome]

Iski gf h

[fading sonnet]

😭 abhi jaake krlo

[south wasp]

Whyyy

[frank umbra]

[blazing wren]

lostt nhi ab woh bevdi naam h

[vestal dome]

Aayi he nhi

[south wasp]

Eat hajmola

[vestal dome]

Kittuu

[fading sonnet]

abhi bani nhi h, aapka chance h abb bhi

[frank umbra]

Arey nhi hai

[fading sonnet]

kittuuu

ke nipples

[south wasp]

Ye aastik aur jhandu pancharisht ka kaam same hai

[frank umbra]

😭

[blazing wren]

pe pimples

[vestal dome]

sochlo

[south wasp]

😆😆

[frank umbra]

Nahi hai

[vestal dome]

I no hajmola eat

I had good night yesterday

Danish

I have gossip

[fading sonnet]

arey cola wala hajmola khao, black potty hogi

[vestal dome]

Will give u

[south wasp]

Eat for good bowel movement

[muted sage]

Kya re @fading sonnet aastik lunke

[fading sonnet]

me me me me

mujeh b do

[south wasp]

When give me i excited always for tea

[frank umbra]

Saala insaan hai ki nallasopara ka nalla

[muted sage]

Me sad sad
Why you sad sad

[vestal dome]

ikik

[muted sage]

Thanks

[fading sonnet]

😭 arey bhai, yeh meko bolre text pe potty krra hu 😭

[vestal dome]

bcoz life is very tough

[south wasp]

Aastik Jessie aur mai James

[vestal dome]

Adult talks h

[south wasp]

Jhumka

[muted sage]

Hn to terko potty dhone ke liye bula rhe th?

[fading sonnet]

nhi mai meowth, @vestal dome jessie

[frank umbra]

@fading sonnet u fukin bitch ass dawg

[fading sonnet]

adult hogya hu

[frank umbra]

17 ka hai tum 5 saal se

[fading sonnet]

kaisi baatein krre ho

[fading sonnet]

😭 😭 😭

[frank umbra]

Jab dekho class karte rehta

[fading sonnet]

aaj

ni krra

[south wasp]

Waah

[muted sage]

Aastik ki bhen chudegi very soon

[fading sonnet]

maine @south wasp bhai ko last yr bola tha 18 hogya mai

[fading sonnet]

meri behen toh aap ho

[muted sage]

To m to chuda hua hi hu

[frank umbra]

Yt

Kya likhta hai re

[fading sonnet]

😭 😭

[fading sonnet]

yr

[south wasp]

Isiliye toh tu aaj tak doggy banta hai

[muted sage]

Glenfiddich

[south wasp]

[south wasp]

Ye kya chodbhangda naam hai

[muted sage]

Daaru

[fading sonnet]

iss mahine aur agle mahine ni banungaaa

bwahaha

[south wasp]

Haan haan piyo

[fading sonnet]

bihar mein toh banned h

[south wasp]

Kyu nahi piyega

[fading sonnet]

[south wasp]

I mean

Banega

[vestal dome]

It us wot it is

[south wasp]

Bc kya hogaya hai mujhe

[vestal dome]

Ekk ladka h

Jo merpe try karrha h

Merko

[muted sage]

Yaal chud gya hu m to

[fading sonnet]

ramdan haina no gaali goloch

[vestal dome]

Pina se mann bhi karta h

[fading sonnet]

hii

[vestal dome]

[fading sonnet]

[muted sage]

Ayein kya bol gyi

[prime zinc]

[vestal dome]

baccha nhi boli

[south wasp]

mai last time club gaya tha random bandi ko daru piladi fir humne hookup krliya

[vestal dome]

[fading sonnet]

oye

[prime zinc]

Kaun haii woh ?

[vestal dome]

Hangover

[fading sonnet]

chalo

bye

[vestal dome]

Blender pride ki

Mkc

[fading sonnet]

enuf dc

[vestal dome]

[fading sonnet]

for today

[muted sage]

Yrrrrr merko bhi peeni h bhen ki taang bhot din hogye yr

[south wasp]

Toh kaha likha hai doggy nahi bana sakta hu

[fading sonnet]

woh bhi included hai usme

no gandi baatein

[muted sage]

Lost

[devout nacelle]

Wht

[south wasp]

Enjoy karna chahiye jeewan

[muted sage]

Eww

[south wasp]

Sex toh natural hai bhai

[devout nacelle]

U ew

[muted sage]

Bihar se h vo

[vestal dome]

[muted sage]

Vhi to ni kr paa rha hu

[muted sage]

Thanks

[south wasp]

Unke waha sex unnatural tarike ke se hote hai kya

[fading sonnet]

tere nipple pierce krke @vestal dome ke baal ghusa dunga

[muted sage]

Yaal

[fading sonnet]

[south wasp]

Gay sex is unnatural sex

[fading sonnet]

amarrr

akbarrr

anthonyy

[south wasp]

Kisne roka hai

[fading sonnet]

🤣

[muted sage]

@vestal dome teri itni bezzati

[south wasp]

Deadpool
Aastik
Abhinav

[fading sonnet]

abhinav kon h abb 😭

[south wasp]

Abhi9av

[muted sage]

Yaar life bss phle se boring hogyi h

[south wasp]

Shawty ka male version

[fading sonnet]

usse mai baat bhi ni krta 😭

[muted sage]

Hizdi

[south wasp]

No sex?

[fading sonnet]

oye

maine

demon slayer

[south wasp]

Hahahahahha

[fading sonnet]

AoT

aur season 2 tk

JJk

[south wasp]

+1000

[fading sonnet]

dekhlia

[muted sage]

Yessss

[fading sonnet]

[south wasp]

Ye dekho anime ke 14

[muted sage]

Abe dlle pdhle tu abhi

[fading sonnet]

aap bhi anime hi dekhre ho

[south wasp]

Usually kitne time period sex karte ho

[south wasp]

Mai cartoon dekh raha hu

[floral lantern]

shakal ne

[fading sonnet]

abey lode time nikaal ke dekha, binge ni kia

[south wasp]

😆😆

[muted sage]

Period sex ni krpaata hu yr

[south wasp]

Woh karna hi kyu hai

[fading sonnet]

anime mei hi count hota h

[muted sage]

Merko vse periodsex se kuch farq hi ni pdta colourblind hu 😔

[south wasp]

Mereliye cartoon hai woh excuse me

[muted sage]

Cartoon to aasthik ki zindgi bn chuki h

[fading sonnet]

aur teri pixelated game

[muted sage]

@vestal dome

[fading sonnet]

[muted sage]

[south wasp]

Maine waise time period pucha tha, let's frame the question again. Kitne time ke gap me sex karte ho averagely

[muted sage]

Yrr merko to mil hini rhi

[prime zinc]

[south wasp]

Kabhi nahi ?

[muted sage]

Ashwin

[muted sage]

[gaunt wagon]

[south wasp]

Bhai bandi aur aapka healthy relationship ho ❤️

[muted sage]

@tiny night

[south wasp]

HB

[tiny night]

Kya hua bha

[muted sage]

Vhi to niho paara

[muted sage]

Hi cutie

[south wasp]

Kyu?

[gaunt wagon]

Bahot dino ke baad chat me dekhe tum

[muted sage]

Kj

[south wasp]

Kya haal

[muted sage]

Bss lode lg gye hue h

[south wasp]

Haan bhai aaj kal kam active hu

[tiny night]

I met your batchmate here in my pg
I asked him if he knew u he was like bahut ache se

[south wasp]

Kyu

[tiny night]

hello

[south wasp]

Labu

[muted sage]

Discord ne bna di jodi

[tiny night]

Forgot to ask his name
I think Himanshu tha

[south wasp]

Unsex

[indigo umbra]

[tiny night]

Labu pana pala

[north palm]

[south wasp]

Kaam karta hu bhai aaj kal bohot zyaada

[tiny night]

But he knew u

[muted sage]

Vo sb chhodho
Iss saal to ferrari sexy lg rhi

[muted sage]

Goodmorning

[south wasp]

That wing bro

[gaunt wagon]

Me bhi busy rehata hu
Research work me

[muted sage]

How's you kj bhai

[tiny night]

Tere clg ka branch ka pata nhi

[south wasp]

Ferrari ne redbull pi hai isiliye aise wings hai Ferrari pe

[muted sage]

Haina

[south wasp]

Konsa research

[muted sage]

Pr bc mercedes bhaangbhosdda krdegi lg rha iss saal

[tiny night]

Clit?

[muted sage]

Tasty

[gaunt wagon]

Vaginal infection ke treatment par Research

[tiny night]

Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad

[muted sage]

M bhi Good hu

[south wasp]

Sab keh rahe hai russel le jaayega drivers ye saal

[south wasp]

Bhai kuch practical work hoga toh yaad karna

[muted sage]

Bandar ko to uski family ne disown kr diya

[gaunt wagon]

Jarur

[muted sage]

Vhi yr
Ye bhen ke lode last year norris is saal russell

[south wasp]

Agar research complete hui toh please KJ ki help krdena

[gaunt wagon]

[south wasp]

Kya lagta hai bhai russel to rb and max to merc

Bade waale

[gaunt wagon]

Do you wanna be a human subject?

[south wasp]

Madad krni chahiye

Mere lun ka naam keeda hai

[muted sage]

Naah max in rb
Chances uske bhi bhot h

[gaunt wagon]

[muted sage]

[south wasp]

Ghumake andar lelo

[south wasp]

Kuch bhi ho sakta hai bhai

Hydraulic me press krwado

murmu ki jeb me fold hoke jaa sakta hai

Bhai

Goodnight

[prime zinc]

Bolo ji

[tiny night]

Han

Bhai yeh company wale bahut g maar rhe

Bellandur

Har hafte ek project fir deliver kro within 36 hours
Like a hackathon

Poora dox ho jau

[gaunt wagon]

Blr kaa mtlb bangalore hai kya

[tiny night]

Hell naah 😭

Oh

Where are u

[honest island]

oh

[tiny night]

Accha

[honest island]

[tiny night]

Insane

Give contact

[dawn panther]

Gurr murning

[honest island]

😭

[tiny night]

Mast hai

Gay thodi hu

[honest island]

🤣

didi

🤣

swayam yaad aagya

[tiny night]

Boom hori hai kya rubrik

No

Kitna pollution hai blr mei

Aaj anuv jain ka concert hai
Mereko jana tha
Bisi yeh kaam

Bellandur?

[honest island]

v close

[tiny night]

I see

Accha

Hmmm

With kj

[honest island]

aja

kbhi bhi

plan kya bnaau isme

[stoic mountain]

good morning

[honest island]

tu aajaaio

kbhi bhi

isme kya itna sochu

aaj toh

jaaungi mai

[tiny night]

Insane

[honest island]

mai toh jaate rehti

i love

[tiny night]

Badminton bahut khelte hai log yahan

[honest island]

playing anything

[tiny night]

[prime zinc]

Utha ki nahi

[honest island]

kal gyi thi blossoms

finally

[prime zinc]

@stoic mountain

[tiny night]

Mai kal ek jagah gya wahan 50 rupe ki ek butter roti thi bhai meri g fatt gyi

[honest island]

aur kya abhi bhi intern rhungi

[prime zinc]

Mkc

[honest island]

mai bhut ghum li

[prime zinc]

50 ki butter roti

[tiny night]

Haana

[honest island]

1 saal hone vala

[dawn panther]

Abhi utha

[honest island]

hsr

aaio

[prime zinc]

Apna badan ka oil laga rha tha kya woh ?

[dawn panther]

Wapas sounga

[prime zinc]

[honest island]

fir aajaaio

tu veg haina

jain haina tu shyd

[prime zinc]

Bangalore?

[dawn panther]

Neend aari tezz

[prime zinc]

Kitna soyega

Padh le

[dawn panther]

[prime zinc]

Nhi

Bas yaad hai area

Cubbon Park

MG road

[honest island]

leke chlungi

mast tasty food jagah

ek lassi bhi try krvaaungi

vo sabko try krva rhi hu

😭

haan

konse vala

lithi chokha

place

konsi dukaan

bae and chill waffle hai jo

?

ussi k paas

vahi ki lassi ki baat kr rhi thi

small world

linkedin per msg krega?

swayam k saath aajaaio

vo toh bhut duur rehta

uske saath kon bnaaye plan

mai jaari

next weekend

holi per

[fading sonnet]

kj

my

old

fren

[honest island]

msg

krdio muje

jab udhr aaye

[fading sonnet]

kese ho

[honest island]

[fading sonnet]

kj bhai

[honest island]

hn

[fading sonnet]

me bhi gud hu

[honest island]

holi k baad fir

[fading sonnet]

[honest island]

per tuje msg bhi ni kr skte

tere dc issues

swayam se lelungi baadme

mai chlaati bhi ni dc

[wary crag]

😋

lively se baat kiye saalo ho gyw

KJ sirji se bhi

[tight marsh]

yo

[muted sage]

[low kestrel]

[frank umbra]

[silver heath]

kj

jk

kk

jj

jj is a black guy

and kk is a singer

kj is a big black hairy woman

[desert juniper]

lmfao

[silver heath]

Hehe 😜

C mein for(1;2;3); run kyun ho jata hai 😭

Mera ek mark chla gya

C prog quiz

🐻‍❄️

What company now?

[topaz drift]

[silver heath]

Which??

Lemme see

Ohh wait

Wdym 😭😭

[topaz drift]

Neural network padh padh ke mera neural network chud gya h

[silver heath]

G ka???

Crazyyy

Leggoooo

conquest done

Proud of you hehe

[paper vault]

hi

[crisp frost]

[topaz drift]

[tight marsh]

wsp yall

[prime zinc]

Wsp

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Kya ho gya

[topaz drift]

.

[worthy umbra]

hello

[frozen dew]

Hi

[worthy umbra]

hello

[frozen dew]

Waddup

[worthy umbra]

nice

[frozen dew]

How u doing

[prime zinc]

[stoic mountain]

ashwinnn

ashwinner

[prime zinc]

Hiiii

[limpid frigate]

Baalo ki maa chud gyi firse

Yaar bhai

Kabhi achhe nahi kat paate

Harr baar bekar

Itni mehnat se bade krta hu

😞.

[prime zinc]

Same yaar , subha baal dhoya shaam tak baal xhud Gaye

[limpid frigate]

Kabhi achhe nahi kat'te

[brittle walrus]

tum dono ki

@limpid frigate @prime zinc

...

tabiyat kaisi hai

[limpid frigate]

Good

[prime zinc]

Good

[brittle walrus]

?

[celest schooner]

yo

[long pumice]

Wise man saysss only fool rush in

But I can't help falling in love with you

Shall I stay ? Would it be a sin? If i can't help falling in love with you ❤️

Take my hands take my whole life too

For I can't help falling in love with you

[brittle walrus]

[prime zinc]

Bolde prof ko

[ancient orbit]

Hi

[north palm]

Hi

[ancient orbit]

Yahi padaa rehta h ye bkld

[regal lagoon]

bade dino baad

[ancient orbit]

You not me

[north palm]

Sori abse nhi aunga

[north palm]

Hi mardani zi

[golden ermine]

🤣 yar ab kya kru bore hora tha tujshe acha to me pados wali aunty ki chuchi daba k bhag jau

bhangiyo ko invite ni krte

aur m jab on hua kru tb bhoka kr

[crystal pewter]

Recommend a good movie

[golden ermine]

chuchinderr

khasam milai diddy

@ivory pilot pls dab dab sv bhej de

[thorny socket]

Maii bhii

[west agate]

What's the hindi equivalent of "have a nice day"?

[blazing grail]

Hi

[north palm]

who's having a nice day

[blazing grail]

Hi everyone after a long time

[wind ginkgo]

I got 4 free places in my Apple Music family plan, anyone interested? Dm me

[prime zinc]

Hi

[blazing grail]

Hi

[topaz drift]

Hello

[prime zinc]

Wsup

[topaz drift]

Expected

[blazing grail]

Hello

[prime zinc]

Mreko simp bolte tum

[blazing grail]

Fine wbu??

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Fine

[topaz drift]

Me

[prime zinc]

Kaha se ho ?

[blazing grail]

Assam u?

[topaz drift]

Bhosari

[prime zinc]

Vizag

[golden ermine]

vc nhi h

[prime zinc]

[blazing grail]

Oo

[golden ermine]

@ivory pilot vc bra

[prime zinc]

Hn ji

Aur bataye

Aaj kaise aana hua ?

[blazing grail]

Bore ho raha tha

[prime zinc]

Acha

[blazing grail]

Where r u frm??

[prime zinc]

@topaz drift

[prime zinc]

He's from Chennai

[topaz drift]

Mp

[topaz drift]

This too

[blazing grail]

Usko bolne do

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Uske bolne se pehle Maine bol diya

[blazing grail]

Thk u sir

[prime zinc]

Most wlcm maam

@topaz drift bore hora

[topaz drift]

Mujhe to maja arha

Mast enjoy

[prime zinc]

Aisa kya krre ho bhai

Jo maje aare

[blazing wren]

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Hawww gandi baat

[topaz drift]

[blazing wren]

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Ye bc break lene ke bahane aadhe ghante tak bakaiti kr rha mai

[prime zinc]

Mereko toh mast neend aara

Biryani khaya

[topaz drift]

[blazing wren]

toh soja

[blazing wren]

ye dekh waiter

[topaz drift]

Order bol

Sab item h apne pas

[prime zinc]

Ek qt chaiye

[topaz drift]

Ashwin , kuki , Kartik , Aryan, jo chahe mil jayega

[prime zinc]

[blazing wren]

niche se 2 plate momos dena bhaya chewnchty rupees ke

[topaz drift]

@true jolt

[prime zinc]

@dawn panther

[topaz drift]

Saale , assam se log h chat me , aur tu aise momo mang rha

[prime zinc]

Bc aaj insta hi use nhi kiya

Yeassssss

[blazing wren]

rate bolo

[topaz drift]

Sab 20 rupees me

[blazing wren]

meme h meme

[topaz drift]

Ye Ashwin to dinbhar ke liye mil jayega , wo bhi saste me

Dinbhar yahi pada rehta

[blazing wren]

mai nicobar mai baitha assam ke log bolenge choro jaane do

[prime zinc]

Lind lele

Sori

[prime zinc]

Kl se nhi aara

[blazing wren]

din nhi raat ke liye

[prime zinc]

Kl se sem shuru

[frozen dew]

Bhai ye ladkiyo ko fumble funny kyu lgte h

[blazing wren]

x

[frozen dew]

Chutiya hen kya

Thodi ai

Adhi ladkiyan to bc cringe hi h

Kisi bhi cheez p has deti h bklodi si

[topaz drift]

Raat ke liye kuki

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Dekhte hai

[prime zinc]

Aaunga par raat ko after 6

[topaz drift]

Palat gya itna jaldi

[blazing wren]

lol

lote

[frozen dew]

Abey chutiya ladkiyan hen bhai height p joke mardo uspe has dengi bc
Chutiya h kya
Genes p depend hota h
L

Gand m bharle cringe bc

[prime zinc]

Arey toh aaunga na , subha bhi aaunga thodde Der ke liye break mein

[frozen dew]

Esi ladkiyo ki wajah se gay hoon m

Chutiya

[blazing wren]

tujhe kisine bhouna bola?

[topaz drift]

Kya tu Killua ko apna partner banana chahega ?

[frozen dew]

Mene ek ladki ko bola
Tu to jameen se pathar jaldi utha leti hogi
3'11 ki toh h
Uspe bklodi bolti h teri nani to tere Nana ko pedophile banake mar gyi

[blazing wren]

bahut lambi gaali ane wali isliye bhaag gya

[frozen dew]

Ye bhi koi baat h batao

[frozen dew]

Only funny, intelligent,maths nerd, topper , and lil autistic boys

[blazing wren]

savage ladki thi agli baar dhyan rkhiyo

[topaz drift]

Mera break khtm hora 5 min me

[topaz drift]

Hmmm , fir to kuki hi thik h tere liye

[frozen dew]

To mene bol dia
Mere nana ne teri kab leli

[frozen dew]

He's not my type

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Ashwin ?

[frozen dew]

He's not funny for me I can easily predict his jokes

[frozen dew]

Billi

[topaz drift]

Uska dusri jagah set h saggy ke sath

[blazing wren]

nani hi bana liya cool banane ke liye

[frozen dew]

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Ye shraddha khapra sirf easy topic kyu padhati bc

[frozen dew]

Nani to pehle cool hogyi thi
Dead body banke

[prime zinc]

Tem ho gya hai Ghar mein majdoori ka

[frozen dew]

Ajwain

[prime zinc]

See ya in few hour

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

Mat ana

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

Kisi ko nhi dekhna tumhe

Ye kya h bhai

[prime zinc]

Nikal lodu

Ho gya funny ?

[frozen dew]

See ya in few hours

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

Kisi ne bola bhi nhi

Kab tak aoge

Khud hi bol rhe

M aata hoon thodi der m

Chii ajwain bhai

[frozen dew]

Kisne bola m funny hoon

[blazing wren]

wanna be h

[dawn panther]

Ashwin ko wanna be boldiya

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Kartik bola hai

Mai funny nahi hoon yaar

I'm very much for your smartphone under namaste namaste I am currently working in the gaming audience

[dawn panther]

Gayming

Audience

[dawn panther]

What u doin in gayming

[prime zinc]

Mkl

Htt

Kuki

Sori

[frozen dew]

Mai to wanna be funny hoon

Chalo ek joke mar deta hoon

Mera dost ek din gate kholke so gya
Kyuki usko engineer banna th

[woven swallow]

dharti pe 3/4 paani hai
whiskey to badi kam hai

[frozen dew]

Complain nhi pia hoga usne

[woven swallow]

[prime zinc]

Rum aur beer bhi Kam hai

[woven swallow]

typing chhod de tu

or pen pakad le

padhne ke liye

[frozen dew]

Mai soch rh hoon ek show likhun

[woven swallow]

hanaa bura hua

[frozen dew]

😝

[woven swallow]

mai help kru

[prime zinc]

mere jaiise logon ka sahara wahi hai

[frozen dew]

No thanks Aryan h

😎

[woven swallow]

mera to sahara desert hai 😹

[woven swallow]

no thanks aryan to sahi hai
thanks avnie karo

[prime zinc]

Oh sed yaar thar desert laga mreko

[frozen dew]

Avnie kon h? Yo

@avnie

[woven swallow]

thar to car hoti hai pagl

[woven swallow]

abey kisika real name bhi ho sakta hai avnie shayd

[prime zinc]

Oh fk im so gawar

[frozen dew]

Oh meri maasi ki ladki ka hi h

[prime zinc]

Thar toh desert tha na ,

[frozen dew]

Avni

[woven swallow]

koi ni yaar kartik company dega tumhe

[prime zinc]

Hai yaarr

[woven swallow]

ohteriki
mere pados mai ek bachi ka bhi hai

[prime zinc]

@dawn panther

[frozen dew]

MBA nhi kr rh m

[woven swallow]

ashwin krrha hai kya

[frozen dew]

Muje ni pata kidhar rehti h voh

[prime zinc]

No chance

[frozen dew]

Ashwin to content writer h

[woven swallow]

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

S8ul joker ke liye

[woven swallow]

whynot

[frozen dew]

Arey Mera kaancept bhulva dia

[woven swallow]

oh? @prime zinc meri life ka content likhdo

[prime zinc]

[woven swallow]

wtf?

[prime zinc]

Mera khud writers block pe Atka hua hai

[frozen dew]

Maare ko kuch likhna h funny sa

[prime zinc]

Dusro ka Mai kya hi likhunga

Mere mein toh gods plan bhi na dikh raha

[woven swallow]

kuch to likh rhe ho atleast

arey par

[prime zinc]

[woven swallow]

ye btao

[woven swallow]

drake mentioned

[frozen dew]

Muje kya Krna unka address janke

[prime zinc]

[dreamy stratus]

Hlo

[woven swallow]

teri masi kaha rehti hai tujhe ye hi nahi pta

[prime zinc]

Mai chala

[frozen dew]

Han mere liye nhi baat nai muje mere ghar m chawal kahan rakhe h ye bhi nhi pata

Kaancept phir bhool gya

[woven swallow]

chawal eating chawal

chawal se to dvl ko ping jata hai

[frozen dew]

Chambal se chori
Asla bandook rakhte h
Dhichkiyaun 🔫

[woven swallow]

koi sant mahatma koni re chambal ke daku se

[frozen dew]

Kar di na peak Rae wali baat fir

[woven swallow]

dekho ye to karna padta hai

[frozen dew]

@woven swallow do u know how to write a set

[woven swallow]

iknow

but i won't

[frozen dew]

How

[woven swallow]

tell u

hahahaha

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

that's how

u do it

[frozen dew]

Ik premis then setup

Basic basic

[woven swallow]

dhancha taiyaar kar

then punchline

[frozen dew]

Muje funny story ko joke m Krna nhi aata

Ye dikkat h

[woven swallow]

karna kyu hai

zyda fanny mat ban

[frozen dew]

Like
M public washroom m toilet nhi kar pata i

Isko convert kese

🤔

[woven swallow]

bilkul manta hi ni hai

[frozen dew]

Acha lgta h muje ye krna

[woven swallow]

convert to tu hoja

[woven swallow]

sikhle fir mujhe ni aata

[frozen dew]

Thaare se jyada aurtana hoon

[woven swallow]

i mean ofc

[frozen dew]

🤔 23 ki hogyi dankrishu dekhti h

[woven swallow]

ni dekhti

@frozen dew oyy

✌️

inme se ek choose kar

[frozen dew]

🖕

[woven swallow]

ok thanks

[north palm]

ye rae

dinbhar

[woven swallow]

rukja par maine to socha hi nahi tha pehle

dobara choose kario 🤙

inme se

[frozen dew]

👍

[woven swallow]

shit yaar

bye

[frozen dew]

Aaj chawal nhi banega kya

[woven swallow]

nhi bahega5

banega

😊😊😊

[frozen dew]

Delete kardia

[woven swallow]

mujhe lagrha tha tu kuch ganda likhne ki soch rha hai

😊✌️🤙

[frozen dew]

Aaj mene neend ni li bilkul bi
No unfunny kartik today

[woven swallow]

ganda hona anfanny ni hota

[ancient orbit]

isse mera kya faaeda?