#general-chat
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Pehle marinate krungi rkhungi freeze m kuch der phir fry krungi phir dheemi aanch m lehsun pyaaz aur masalo k sath pakaungi aur seeti laga dungi phir dhaniya se garnish krke chaas k saath peeke khaungi

Tu ladki ban ja yr ๐ฅฐ
Bich less
Beech mein to @golden ermine a gai thi
+1
Tu abhi bhi yahi hai @long pumice
Jinnah

Kitni madarchod hai ye
Bahut gussa bhaara hai mere andar
Mera bass chalein na ki murder krdu mai
@reef wagon hey,
Hope u are doing well 
Limitations hai mere me
Isiliye nai krti
Intrusive thoughts ko saamne nahi aane deti hu

Jail 
@maiden fjord Kitna din baad aaya tum snax ki svr pe ?
Ek baar paara bhanka na mera toh murder krungi phir unhi logo k maans kaat kr useh paka kr kha jaungi pehle maar daalungi phir uske body ko kaat kr ubalungi phir ubal jayega aur pak jayega toh uske flesh ko shredded krungi phir haddiyo k powder bana kr kutto ko khilaungi phir shredded flesh ki sabji bana kr chawal k sath khaungi

Bss Mera bass nai chlta hostel m rhti hu na bahar rhne nahi dete papa

Kya hi bolein koi nahi hota hai yawwrrr
Sbke jeevan m dukh hai yaar

Mere jeevan toh aur dukh hai mereko log nahi psnd
Bhai kaisa ajeeb lgta hai logo k saath rehne m

Dekhtey rhenge madarchod log
Kim jong un is a master of goon
Bhai akele rhenge toh kitna acha hoga
Diddy touch me tin tin dum
But kya kr skte hai yawwrrr it's alright
Mereko toh samajh nahi aata hai

Kaisi si hu mai
Matlab mereko pata hota hai phir m jaanke vo kaam krungi
Attention seeker hu kya mai ?
Irl m shyd hu shyd nahi
Matlab akele rhne k Mann krta
Ewwwww though mannn
Bhai chodu hu kya mai ?


Mai pyaari si hu cutie pie hu mai

Aur jo mujhe galat bola uski mummy ko pucchi krke bhag jaungi mai

Bhai but kabhi kabhi lgta hai ki mai thodi si mental hu
But mere marks toh ache aate mujhe smjh aata sab toh mai mental kaise ?
Whateverrrrr
Professor k liye bura lgta hai yawrrrr mai kya hi bolu ajeeb hai ye sab

Bhenklodeee
Mereko koi chijein galat nahi lagti hai honestly batau toh ek din sabko marna hai toh usse pehle kisi ka murder kru mai toh vo toh kismat m hi ajayega na so what kya hua toh chill na toh jail kyu hai

Aur insaano k marne k baad jalaya jata hai ya gaada jaata hai mai agr kha lu kisi ko marne k baad uske flesh ko toh kya hojayega

Mereko ye sb baatein krne m maja aata hai jab saamne se mujhe koi human flesh khilayega toh mai kha lungi but khud se murder krne m phat k hath m ajayegi
Kaat lungi body ko
Dead body honi chahiye but


Wowww
Ye svr mujhe bahut psnd hai yaha sb mujhe chutiya smjhte aur itna bhaav bhi nahi dete toh mai bina kisi distraction k yap kr paati but kabhi kabhi kuch bolne lgte ki mujhe therapy ki jrurat hai
I don't need any therapy mannn !

Tum log jaao therapy p

Mera pet m gudgud hora hai yawaarrr bhukh laagri

Is lodu server mai bus 2 log he active hai kya
Bhai but m ky batau mereko ajeeb sa laage chhe
Boobla
Mereko ajeeb laage
@hexed cape where
@errant rune hi mere right boob say nikal hue dudu
Pehli baar 

Gurukripa boy โ๏ธ
๐
Nga solving
Wordle
Not knowing neet will tear his ๐ up
ok babu
What happened bha
I'm condon
Bha 
Hi
What hua
Ted bhai ded ?
kaha tha
wahi mai bhi soch rha
Order
lagta sach mein shaadi pakki ho gayi
Aids hogya kya unhe
Use @tacit arrow

Aur kuch kaam dhanda ni h kya ?
Tu kyu aajata hai dene apni baar barr dard ni hotta kya
Kuki jaaneman boards me pass ho jayega , tension na le
Aur jee bhi clear ho jayega
Advance bhi
Bhagwan kre tu google me interview dene jaye aur aate time tujhe kutte kaat le
Malpractice lagegi
Mai apne aspas kuki nahi rehne dunga
Kuki toh apke hamesha se piche hai
Aaj tak dard ni hua
??

Kuki ladki hoti to mai use abusive language me baat krta
๐
Baaj toh tab bhi ni pata

Apke baap ne kbhi bjaya ni apko
Dhool jese
Ya buttcheeks jese

Clapping ni ki apki
Kbhi
Clapping to apka pati karega apke buttcheeks pe
I will luv
It
Cant
Wait
Still
Looking
To
That
Day


Not like this ๐๐
Maaro bum pe laaat
Dikhao marta
(^^)
Cringe ๐ฌ


Tereko kaam dhanda ni h kya
Squad 4 me ek aur nikhil
About dekh le smj jayega
Kitta berozgar
Hai ye

haina kaam hi krra hu
Kya
script
Dc pe baithne ko kaam ni bolte
kaam krra hu
Kiski
filam
Ohk
Director sahab
arey bhai likh raha hu , dc laga hua hai

HI chat

Hi
Hi

abhi toh parso se only 30 minutes aaunga
Sem shuru ho jayega
Yrr bss thoda fucked up sa lgra sbkuch 
Only 30 mins , and 24 times a day
naaahi

Nikhil 
only times a day
jo tere se pyaar karega

Tell me bha

Kuch na bha 
Aap btao 
sojao
kya hua kirtan?
sb theek?
kidhr gayab

Lg to rha h sojana chahiye
Aaj 7:30 soya tha
Aur 12 bje uth gya
Nikhil ko pelne ka man kar rh
Subhe?
lekin match h yaar
Tf
Hn
Pel de

Konsa match hai aaj 
11 bje match h


Hala Madrid 
Dont watch pls

Football kon dekhta h chii
no option bhai
If u watch, we loose

dekhna padega
Kya re ch()t chatori ke @topaz drift
Apne Lund ko chhooti karke same pinch bolne wale chakke kabhi mard se takkar leke dekh kab tak google ko mail karega
Ewww
Football toh asli vali america vali h
Kabbadi dekho
Kartik lawda
Aagya pro kabbadi?
Soccer ko football kehte h ye log ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
no idea bhai aise hi boldiya
America ki sb cheeze bekar h
Kkrh h lodu
aur neend bhi aari hogi
yes
Chup hoja bklode , nahi to mor banakar nachwaunga
Kyu zoo ka chaukidaar h?
Lekin match
Meow
chai
ya coffee
No
yess
Abhi sojau
Naa
11 bje uth jaunga
Sone jaunga 10 bje
nhi uthega fir
yes
na
I will sleep for 2 hrs
game khel le koi
Kartik lawda suits you
Goodnightt
Nhi hoga
Alarm lga lunga
No comeback chutiye p lol

Dekhunga mai pkka
Ye iska humour h gandwe ka
Tere back pe cummmm kru ?
@dawn panther ye tu teesri m nhi mara karta th?
Chiiii
Chauthi me
kuch nahi hota usse
dekhte h
Me khud 10 lagata hu
Kuch to bhadiya comeback de
Ek bottle paani pi ke so jata hu

Susu ke bahaane uth jaunga
Kartik lawda


Fuddu matches ke liye neend khrb
Dic cut

Kese ho
Pedofile

9 baje sone jaa rha
aaj?
Vrna i am not like this
So hi mat bhai, best h aaram se late sona
Han aaj๐ญ
good night dic cut
Yes yes childish humar
Guess the celebrity
"Mere a n a l tu whistle baja"
Tiger soof
7 croreeeeeeee

no you are

Aisii nazar lgayi h kutte ne
Neend hi ni aayi

Acha
10;41 vc

Chahe bacha Gand marke chala jaye
Tu shi me h kyaa
Haan
Tumhe bhi experience karna h kya?
Nhi nhi
Maii toh straight hu
kitna active svr hai waowww
To voi straight pana apni gand m daal lo
Ask ur mom for better answer
Yr ye bhasode wale joke hi karne the to baad m kar leta
acha acha
Teri maa jitna bhosda kyaa
Ab to off topic hi chala gaya
Apne Lund ko chhooti kaat ke same pinch bolne wale
Mere ko bhi aayi thi ekdin awaz
Maii hi maar rhaa thaa uss waqt
Aage bhadle iss umar m bhi nhi mil rhi kya
Teri maa road p nangi leti hogi wapas check kar
nikku
Kavvishaahahahahaha kya haal hai

Tm toh bss lund ki baat kro
Tere ghr me toh sb lund ki baat krte honge
Sb toh lund hi lete h ab toh
Maa beta sb lund le rhaa h 
Teri age 25+ h na?
Pyaaz wala raita

Papad
๐
2 gulab jamun
Ye kesa bhudau h betichodke
Shadi ki umar me bachon ko gaali de rhe
Ab bchhe hi gali de rhee h toh kyaa kree
Bt maii abhi 21 ka hu
Wo toh uski bakchodi sunni thii
Bss isiliye bola
Pehle burrchodi tu karega tu gali dunga to mummy mummy karke lund humour aur lund ch()t wali baate
Bacha muje bol rh h
Hello kartik
Heyyaa
Kya main apse gandi baatein kar skta hu?
Nahi ๐
Maiine kyaa bola thaa
Tu phir se aa gyaa
Normal lly bola tu bhi bol deta waapas
Tu seedha baap pe aa gyaa
Ab mujhe bol rhaa h
Ye bchhe log bhii naa 
Sorry
Mai samay hoon
๐ญ๐ญ

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Han to tere baap ka server h kya? Jo nhi aaskta
Dimag h to soch na betichodke
Kisne roka h muje server m aane h chutiya
GATE ki hai kya ๐๐
77
Exactly I knew that
Jee mains
Hnn toh aa
Maine kb roka
Jiska server h toh uska muu me leta h kyaa
Apka to cutoff nahi hora ๐ฆ
Achaa hnn tu toh le bhi skta h gay jo h bc
๐๐
kitna hai
Baccha aap april attempt ki tayyari karo
To bklund kyu apni maiya chudvane ke liye likha th
"Tu firse aagya"
Gand m keeda h kya jo 24 gante fudake rehta h jabtak koi gand m Lund na dede
92 kuch hota hoga
kis cheese ka
Sorry april wali bataunga fs
Ye toh teri mummy ki line h
Saale copy krta h
Gaanda bchha
Aagya firse jab bolne ko kuch nhi h to chal Gand mara ab
Chutiya
Teri baat me toh fuul baras rhee h
Betichodke gand m ungli krega pehle fir ma behen p aajaega
Aree toh dekhh
Kl bhii baat kr rhaa thaa
Nikhil tere ko gali de rhaa thaa maine kuchh bola
Nhii bola
Aaj bs aisehi bakchodi kr rhaa thaa normally bol deta
Tu bhii aa gyaa
Bt nhi tere ko hi baap pe Jana thaa
Logic nhi banta h bhai bolne ka ?
Kisiko public server p bolna tu bhi aaya
Public server h meri marzi kabhi bhi aaun
Aree toh starting me Good morning bolu tujhe
Ek ldka ldka se aisa hi baat krta h
Baap wali baat ke baad sorry bhi likha th
Bola hi kyuu
Aur bola toh del kr deta
Gali de kr sorry bol du
Chll madarchod
@crisp hamlet day 22
Waah khus h tu isme
Friendly lgta h


Bt mereko bolne ke baad del kr dena ya bolna hi mtt
Wrna maii bhi aisehi bakchodi karunga
Anmol madarchod jhantu sala

Dekh liyaa
Isko bolna ka natiza
Pehle to m baat initiate nhi krta
Acha acha
๐ญ mai bhi deta rehta hu isko
Mazak me
Achaaa achaa
Tu bhi minor h ?

teri mausi ka bread pakoda
Nhi
Tmdcpkjg
Achaa
Teri mummy di chole Puri khaa junga

Tasty banati h bahut
Subah 2 plate khaya
Mp se hi hoon poha is mandatory
Bulayega nhi kabhi nashte pe are u afraid my rizz can infect your ladies

Chess rizz?

Sale idhar aake
A4 b5 c3 h6
Krega
Mera baap muje todega dekh isko chess aata h
Bye
Ye MP vaale sab weird hi kyu hote ...Mera ek aur dost hai Mp se bc raat ko roz 2 bje mesg karta "so gye kya"๐ญ

"Chess aata hai"๐ญ
I wish

yess
Ye to funny h
ew
Helloo
Vc 
yepp
Vc xldi

apki hoon
good morning everyone
nhi
@sly cedar desi yaad krra h aapko
cc: @ancient orbit
Chuda hua hu
Every techie this time
Neend nhi aari aap logo ko?
Aapne bol di n ab aa jayegi 
lizu
People we are having a bag inspection to socialize plz do join
We all are doing
It
Would
Like
U to have
A
Entry
My lovely regards
Aree bhaii kitne time baad
Kaise ho

Saale informal nahi formal likh
Badiya badiya mi lord
Tgmhkl
Can you spare me some time mi lord?
Kyaa chl rhaa
From your busy schedule?
@dawn panther yes i can
Aree ofc Kushal bhaii
@velvet hawk 
Just wanted to have a chat with you
Are are sir
Anything for u sir ๐
Fast
Are are jarur btaee kyaa huaa
He will ask u to come vc take ss from ur cam and make a funny edit
โ ๏ธ
Kisi ko ni jeetna
Please aap join krein
Me aapko drag deta hu
Plz
Ok ok
Yes drag me
I need help from the king of winterfell
I would love it
Hi
Tb toh Nhii aa rhaa
Guys
Saale Gaddar
Vc plz??
@ted kaha hai
@thorny socket mi lord I have sent you vc invite
Gaddar
Ted ne server leave kr diya kua
Shaadi pakki ho gyu hai unki
Gaddar
Kya hua?
@golden agate
@golden agate
Plz vc
Usne leave kr diya server ?
Nahi
Aap king ka funny edit bnane ki kosish kr rhee
@outer gale @low kestrel match
@golden agate
No mi lord
There are people
yesss
@golden agate aao tumko yaad krre hai
Who wanted to talk to you here
Behan Aarha hu ruko ,
@dawn kiln vc aa ek min terko teri nunni ki ksm
Aisa meri prza btaa rhii
hala madrid, halaal barca
Plz fast
hahhaa
Your przaa are lying to you
They don't want me to win
dani start kr rha h
yeh gay kyu hai chat mein
el capitano

camavinga lm
Where u want to win

It's a competition
Kartik kyaa?
@north palm
Where
In the vc
Achaa
Kartik bhii h
Achaa

hi @north palm meet @frozen dew
Please come fast my sire
i think u guys should date
Voh to alr janta h muje

Gay server mt bnaa bhaii
you look cute together, pls date saggy
Waitt
he is sucha nice person
daily isi time me match ho maza hi aajayega
(he moans nicely too) - @outer gale in vc
dono gays ko billi kyu psnd h bc
M vc m hi hoon
I have sent the vc invite
Billi is love
@outer gale got more gay admirers than girl admirers
tune b usko valo khelte dekha h kya?

If a boy admires you mean u r literally a very good person
mai keha laadle, meowww ghop ghop ghop ghop
saale
@thorny socket you coming?
have fun w the 2 gays
mai ja rha match dekhne
see ya
Hmm waitt
mai khud match dekh rha hu
mai kaha laaadleee
Msg dekhh
Oyee dekhh na

vc aaao game khel rahe

Bhai
Yeyeyyeee
Mai khush hu
Parso jaungi ghr kal jaungi

Merese jyada khush koini hai
Mujhe na mannn tha vahi hua
Yeyeyeyeee
Hehehe

Mai pyaari si hu ji

Cutie patootie hu mai hehe

Hayee
Hello kyudieee
arey 
Haye Haye hateee
Acchalizzy

bff maker
nooo

No

dikku
Ho gyaa game ?
Naa , kaam kr rha

Maine aaj kaam kr liya bht jyada
45 minutes of filam likh liya , short film script edit kr dala ...
3582
@regal lagoon


shaurya
@outer gale shit hogya thoda sa rma ka
?
aur
ek tha bkl
Acha
Kya chutiya team h ye



Sab gandmare lode hai
Acha khasa draw ho rha tha

Kutte ke bache
Osasuna ๐ฅ
Lode lg gye
Chud gye

Ab achi neend ayegi
Eww saggy

Gay
Achha bhala mood chud gya


Haamluuuu

tu hai to madrid hater
madrid chudi 2-1
Mai to rma aur city support krta tha
Aaj ke game ke bad change krne padenge
mancity vs castle dekhra?
Yesss
Sirf score dekhung
Pura match dekhne wala interest khatam ho gya
hn
Naaahฤฅh
anyone up for sunday?
Chess khelega koi?
Uff aapki haaye
Ye toh uss haaye se bhi bahtar h
Aa ja
hat
nice
meri din 48 hours ki hai
12 ghante so chuki hoon
Baaki tp krti

ab muh bhi na chalau
Han
Ab aapko mere naam ki notification ni aayegi
๐๐
Goodnight 
Lawde apna kaam kar
Meri notification off hi rehti

Acchi baat hai
Ghum phir daalra hun andar tere


Pyaar se rehna hi nhi aata logon ko
Teri maa ki chuttt bhaii
Usme daal
Hattt
Bhagwaan teri maa ko bhi dete kaash

Lund diya tabhi tu ho gua
๐
Pyaar se tha pyaar se raha kar zyada gaali galoj karega
Sorry
isssokayy
Tu bol
Mai nhi
Mai toj bol rhi thi
Sorry bol

Meow
Its not okay
@pine haven kitthe gayab aajkal
I should have said this
After u told me such cruel things


๐
Mai hoon

Soja

Soja
tu bhi
Mn nhi krra
Hn
๐
How is you?
hi.
Morning
Heyy buddy , all good how about you
Bas all good, working hard this weekend
Lol, true, ig all NIR'S ๐
Ha ha true, wait I will be back
No problem
Hi chat
Iโm good tu bol




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