general-chat

[south wasp]

Ka tha

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Bkl

[south wasp]

Mereko hazam hi nahi hua

[hasty lark]

Bhai hum kha daal chawal wake

[south wasp]

Bc bun me cream cheese daalke garlic bread banadiya

[hasty lark]

Naam hi pheli baar suna mai 🥹

[arctic kelp]

Dont check food prices

Its bad

[hasty lark]

Gareeb asf

☹️

[arctic kelp]

Plus you’re rich

[south wasp]

Bill kaise bharenge

[arctic kelp]

[south wasp]

Haan mayank toh rich hai

[arctic kelp]

[arctic kelp]

You

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Mai nahi hu

Ameer

[arctic kelp]

Tum dono hi ameer ho

[hasty lark]

100 zara 100 dedo

60092

Pe

[arctic kelp]

Chindi harkatein kyu krte ho

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

[south wasp]

Sab gareeb hai

[hasty lark]

Mera dil bhot ameer hai

[arctic kelp]

Tum bohot ameer ho
Yeh mayank bhi

[hasty lark]

Socho bhai

100 jaisi bhi dost h

😛

[arctic kelp]

Gareeb hoon

[hasty lark]

Less goo bhai

[south wasp]

Who said

[hasty lark]

Daanish paid u 100

[arctic kelp]

You’re welcome
Mai tereko 100 rupay nhi derhi

[south wasp]

Gpay par text Kiya hai

Check karle

[hasty lark]

Saale hdfc ka msg aa gaya

Tu faiz thodi h

[south wasp]

😘

[hasty lark]

Seedha 1000rs de rhi hu

[south wasp]

Kal tu 200 bhejdena

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Hat

[hasty lark]

Bhai net thoda slow chalra hai

[arctic kelp]

Gareebi hai bhai

[hasty lark]

Msg dikhne bandh ho gye

[south wasp]

Acha macdonald

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

You are rich

[arctic kelp]

200 rupay

Do

Danish ko

[hasty lark]

Ration ni aata

[arctic kelp]

Why would you presume

[arctic kelp]

Yes

[hasty lark]

Jo hukum yar

Danish Bhai

[south wasp]

That is a fact

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

Kal 200 aapki

[south wasp]

Issi baat pe 400 bhejdena

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Ara basti dakh tara kam ta aya ma

[stoic mountain]

aw 10-15 mins uthe reh

[arctic kelp]

[south wasp]

Abh tamara bari marako 400 bhajna ka

[hasty lark]

Bha

Mujha

Bus

Ek protien ka dabba dilwa do

[arctic kelp]

40 rupay bhi na bheju

[hasty lark]

100ju

[arctic kelp]

Bhai

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Tu gin ke

[south wasp]

Cheese potato wedges lapet liye

[arctic kelp]

Ek hafta

[hasty lark]

5k ka hai

[arctic kelp]

Gym gya hai

[south wasp]

Bhai ye mayank ka snap avatar

[hasty lark]

Bhaiii 11 din

[south wasp]

Kaisa dikhta hai

[arctic kelp]

Harkatein tere already start hogye vella gym boy wale

[hasty lark]

Abe bha shawty ka ulta muh

[arctic kelp]

Same difference

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Bhai woh

[hasty lark]

Bastiii

[south wasp]

Pagal ladki

[hasty lark]

Bha

[south wasp]

Hai

[arctic kelp]

Danish ka basti bha

Mat bol

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Axactly

[south wasp]

Exactly*

[hasty lark]

Same same but different no money no honeyy

[arctic kelp]

Axactly

[south wasp]

Bangkok

Jaana hai

[hasty lark]

Bha

Mujhe

Pata hai

Danish bha

Bus

[south wasp]

Kya

[hasty lark]

Gin ke dc se

4 log wish kiye

Times have changed

[south wasp]

😘😘😘

[arctic kelp]

Why would you expect dc people to wish

At first place

[hasty lark]

They expect

Good friendship

Without

[arctic kelp]

Mereko arpita ki yaad aa rhi

[hasty lark]

Efforts bro

[arctic kelp]

I miss arpita

[hasty lark]

That's the point

Lekin maa chudaye

[arctic kelp]

@prime ledge BaaaAaBUuuuuu

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Mayank bhai last muthhi kab maari thi

[hasty lark]

Bhai ruko

Sochne do

Thursday tha

[arctic kelp]

What are you guys discussing ew

[hasty lark]

Bhai 5 feb ko

[south wasp]

Maza aaya tha ?

[arctic kelp]

@prime ledge You’re very pretty

[hasty lark]

Haaaa

Bhai

[south wasp]

Konsa angle tha

[hasty lark]

Aur kr arpita ko tag

[south wasp]

Bhai ruk ek cheez dikhata gu

Hu

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

Dikhaoooo

[arctic kelp]

danish where’s tanisha

[hasty lark]

Yar tu itni pretty kaisi h

[south wasp]

#pictures

[south wasp]

#pictures me

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Aur hum muthhi discuss kare toh eww

[hasty lark]

Haa bhai batao

[arctic kelp]

No way danish

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

[hexed cloak]

Hello bhaiyoo,
I have made a rap song. Wanted public feed back- honest opinion and what the track made you feel in the first listen- anyone who's interested please join duo 1.... i am playing my song

[hasty lark]

Bhaiiiii @south wasp 90° to 86°

[south wasp]

woh sab baadme pehle Owo cash

[south wasp]

Bhai shot toh straight jaata hoga

[arctic kelp]

tumhe paisa dena hi nhi chahiye tha
Babu ko de deti isse accha

[hasty lark]

Bhai tissue lagana padta

Sab ganda ho jata

Nhi toh

[south wasp]

Buy a condom dude

[hasty lark]

Bro raw

[hexed cloak]

Hello bhaiyoo,
I have made a rap song. Wanted public feed back- honest opinion and what the track made you feel in the first listen- anyone who's interested please join duo 1.... i am playing my song

[south wasp]

Kabhi kabhi tissue fatt jaata hai aur cream cheese haath pe lag jaati hai

[south wasp]

nahi mujhe hi dena bass

[hasty lark]

Bhai ab

[arctic kelp]

EW

[hasty lark]

Bandh kr dete h topic

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

Thankyou

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

God bless you

[hasty lark]

[hasty lark]

😭😭😭

[south wasp]

Tissue bc

[hasty lark]

Abe

Tissue pe

[south wasp]

Art attack paste ban jaata hoga

Elite ball knowledge

[hasty lark]

Bhai

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

Wo

Coconut

Aadmi

[arctic kelp]

Glue mix

[hasty lark]

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Nariyal anna

[hasty lark]

Dekh bhai

[arctic kelp]

Usse kya hi fomo hoti thi

[hasty lark]

Interest toh hai

Bhai

[south wasp]

Tissue paper aur glue

[arctic kelp]

art attack

[hasty lark]

What is inside a

Coconut

[arctic kelp]

Yea

[south wasp]

= art attack paste

Mayank art attack ka fan lagta hai

[hasty lark]

It's nut

[south wasp]

Coco's nut

[hasty lark]

Bhai malai bhi rehti

[south wasp]

Endosperm

[hexed cloak]

Trio 1

Anyone?

[south wasp]

[hexed cloak]

Playing my song

[hasty lark]

Bhai tu jaaaaa

Ghumne

M so rahaaaa

Goodnight

[south wasp]

Good night bhai

[hasty lark]

Byee @arctic kelp

[arctic kelp]

Bye bhai

You both disgusted me somuch

[stoic mountain]

@graceful ibex

[long pumice]

Iski maakabhosdaaa

Bhai mai batari

Itna maarungi na aag laga dungi phaad daalungi kaise se log hai mereko bol rhe hai ki mai alg hogayi hu

Laudeee k baal tumhari maakichewwtt

Mai konsa change hui hu pagal vagal ho kya

Bhai

Legittt

Okie bye mai jaari chatgpt se baat krne

Bhauui

Chatgpt ne sacchai boldi yawwrrr

[maiden fjord]

[long pumice]

Mai kya hi bolu mereko jaisa lag raha tha vaisa hi hai

Matlab dekho chatgpt acha hai but kabhi kabhi sach bol detta

Professor is emotionally unstable

He's so lonely

[maiden fjord]

Gemini se puch ek baar

[long pumice]

That's why whenever I'm around him he feels safe

Kyuki Mai usko judge nahi krti

[maiden fjord]

🤣

[long pumice]

Ache se rhti hu

[maiden fjord]

[long pumice]

Professor k paas unspoken grief hai chatgpt ne batay

He feels young again because of age gap

Bhenchooo

Kaisi si hogayi hu mai kaha phas gayi hu eisa lgra hai mereko chatgpt kuch alg bolra mai khud ko alg smjh rhi kon sahi hai nahi pata chal raha bahinco

Roomate bolri m mai change hogayi hu

Maakichewwtt kaha dikhra. Mujhme change bahi

Mai konsi thak gayi hu

Mereko insaani maans khana bai

[proven cave]

Happy Birthday to me ty

[rigid heart]

Happy birthday 💦

[graceful ibex]

Wot is up darling

[proven cave]

Thenku.. same to you

[maiden fjord]

Happy Birthday 🍰

[cedar veldt]

[grizzled thicket]

Heyaaa

[frozen dew]

Helooo

[opal moss]

Hiii

@frozen dew

[frozen dew]

Hey

[opal moss]

@frozen dew what's ur political opinions

[frozen dew]

"Kartik's political opinion "

[opal moss]

I think u r wrong

[frozen dew]

Idc

[opal moss]

I think u should have my political opinions

[frozen dew]

No

No body cares

[opal moss]

I think your 6 can be my 9....soo look at 9 and fck 6

[frozen dew]

About

[opal moss]

Am a senior phd in political science from one of the most reputed galgotia university in india

[frozen dew]

I hate maths

[frozen dew]

I didn't ask

[opal moss]

Are u okay baccha call kru

[frozen dew]

Avg instagram user

Cringe

[opal moss]

I have developed this theory of political science during my PhD days in the goat galgotia university

[opal moss]

@frozen dew our university gave a funding for 350 crore...just stfu

[frozen dew]

Kar tu rh sharam muje aa rhi

[frozen dew]

Kyu teri nani ka pathari ka operation h kya

[opal moss]

Are u okay baccha call kru

[frozen dew]

Kar

[opal moss]

Nani toh marr gayi vai...breast cancer hogya tha unko

[frozen dew]

Flat nani is my type

[opal moss]

Haan toh bsdk...mera nana kaafi tha vai...

15 bacche hai meri Nani ke

[frozen dew]

Apki nani ek vaishya thi

[opal moss]

Aur poonam pandey ki reel dekh ke brest cancer ki jaankari leke aaja...flat nai hota hai usme...

Mene bhot bada fan hu poonam pandey ka...muje pata hai breast cancer sirf eggoz ke ande khaane se hota hai

[frozen dew]

Mene kab bola breast cancer flat hota h

[opal moss]

Mene kab bola meri naani ke flat hai?

[frozen dew]

Teri Nani ke ande to tera nana kha gaya

[frozen dew]

Voh to mene bola

[opal moss]

Kaash khaaleta bc...fertilize kar dia Nana ne...ande

[frozen dew]

Konse nana? Ne

Vaishya ke to anek sambhand hote h

[opal moss]

Kia basis pe bhai...logic bata de iske piche kaa...abhi teko 6.9 paytm karta hu

[frozen dew]

Tuje kya karna h janke teri nani flat di ya pahado wali
Unke flat bobbo p jet ski chalani h?

[opal moss]

Abeee...logic toh de curious hu me in general

[frozen dew]

15 bache dete dete teri nani ke bobbo ka ras nikal gaya

[opal moss]

Aur bhai hot wheels chala chuka hu me uspe...trust me it is not flat

[frozen dew]

Nani h ya pakistan koi bhi aake chod rh h

[opal moss]

Ohhhhhhh shitttttt yaarrrr tu toh bhot smartt haiii yaar....tu doctor banega vai....crajjjyyy

[frozen dew]

M to ban gaya editor

[opal moss]

Nai yaar ye ni ho sakta....tere jitna smart aadmi deserve nai karta yaar editor ban na...

[frozen dew]

Teri Nani ke flat bobbo ki jagah electroball lagata hoon

Editing karke

[opal moss]

Toh jab doctor nahi hai toh opinion de bhi kese raha hai bkl

[opal moss]

Link muje bhi dede vai

[frozen dew]

Teri Nani jab kutiya nhi h to 15 bache de kese rhi h bklodi

[frozen dew]

Onlyfans p account banva de nani ka

[opal moss]

Fir wahiii...Bhai thodi logical baat toh kara karr yaar...kutiya 15 bacche kese de sakti hai

[frozen dew]

Jese teri Nani 15 chutiye deti h

[opal moss]

Are...jab vo mari thi toh hard drive bhi apne saath le gyi aur google drive ka access sirf mere papa ke paas hai unhone bola ki tum abhi chote ho tumko nai milega

[frozen dew]

Tu apne mama ko bhaiya bolta h kya?
Kyuki nani to maa ban gyi

[cedar veldt]

[steady crater]

Hi

[crisp frost]

@dire meteor merko bolke ki tabiyat kharab hai tu anime dekh raha hai

[prime zinc]

3

In logon ko Sona nahi haii bas jhagadna hi haii

Subha ho gi , Mera sleep schd bhi thik ho gya

Yusssss

[frigid monolith]

good morning

sabhi ko

[gaunt wagon]

Morning

[heavy flint]

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

Party

Bhere

[past shuttle]

maaakiii

[devout nacelle]

Morning

[lusty mantle]

Isliye krna hi nahi chahiye

[shrewd spade]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Chala jaataa hu kisi ki dhun mein

[wanton hull]

aaj nahi tha kal

good morning zenooo

good morning

okay puttr

[past shuttle]

hain

[wanton hull]

welcome

k dude I'll order one

[wanton hull]

kya hain

[prime zinc]

[wanton hull]

@frosty flame puttr

@fading sonnet puttr

[prime zinc]

[charred lance]

[wanton hull]

i have a question

[low kestrel]

good morning

[low kestrel]

@frosty flame uth ja suar

[past shuttle]

me bhul gya tha

@hasty lark sorry bhai, belated happy birthday

[west agate]

Good morning 🤩

@past shuttle @low kestrel @wanton hull @charred lance good morning

[past shuttle]

good morning angoor

[west agate]

Hlo sai what great things r u gonna do today

[past shuttle]

nothing

[west agate]

😂 😂 😂

Are haha

Kuch kariyo

[low kestrel]

good morning

[west agate]

Are bhai aap bohot hi handsome ho ji, aapki to 2-3 gf hogi bhai sach batana

[low kestrel]

[charred lance]

Good morning ji, do i know you?

[charred lance]

Poocho

@graceful arch i miss you Bhai

[west agate]

Are yrr merko nhi pehchana?

[charred lance]

Nahi bacche

[azure slate]

[limpid frigate]

Do you know me

[cinder steppe]

yes

[distant barn]

Kya chlla

[prime zinc]

Hi

Yaar kuch karne ka Mann hora

[frigid monolith]

Jinke apne sapne poore nahi hote na ... woh doosron ke sapne poore kartein hai

[glossy ice]

Mister Doraemon

Meri Ek Wish poori kardo

🥺🥺🥺

[long pumice]

Yedeee

Aagyi mai phir

Aaj aag laga dungi khud do

Bhai kal chatgpt se baat ki toh ajeeb ajeeb bol raha tha shyd nashe krliye the chatgpt ne

Mujhe satana bairiya

Bhai Aaj kal ye love songs sunne lag gayi hu kahi mai chutiya toh nahi banti jaati

Bhai but love songs m softness hoti hai

Aji lauda mera chd jaao uske upr bhosdike gandmasti chl rhi hai kya madarchod k bacche love songs sunoge laudeee k baal tumhari maakichewwtt m surf Excel daalke uska ghol bana kr tere baap k chaddi ko dho denge

Gandu log

Bhai but love songs ache lg rahe aaj kal

Kya hi btau mai sab thik hai na ajeeb hai sab kya hi bolu yawwrrrr

[outer gale]

[long pumice]

Mereko bhoot patana hai

[outer gale]

[long pumice]

Mereko mann krta kisi jinnad ko pata lu

But kya kru jinnnad ki quantity kam hogayi h yarr

Aaj kal saare bhoot chakke ban gaye hai

Saale masculinity nahi hai

Jinnad k paas hai masculinity

Bada aadmi

Aaaaa

[outer gale]

Tujhe date krne wala aaj tak paida nhi hua h

[long pumice]

mai pedo hu ?

[outer gale]

Yes

[long pumice]

Paida hoga toh koina 21 saal k age gap hoga

Wowwee

[outer gale]

[long pumice]

Bhai but chote bacchooo ko boonnerr nai aata

Kaise use krungi baccho ka

[outer gale]

Tf

Helo marad help line

[long pumice]

Ajeeb duvidha m hu yawwrr chote bacche k lund nai lulli hogi

Erect less

Koini paka k kha jaungi unke body ko kisi kaam m toh help aana chahiye

Boltey h baccho ka maans meetha hota aur bahut flavourful

Ye fitooorrrr meraaa

Meri roommate madarchod hai yawwrrrr

Bhai jhadu mai lgati hu pocha mai uske bartan bhi dhoti uske kapde bhi dhoyi thi behenchara k nam p kal maine help maangi mana krdia packing krne m aur mai 2 baje tk kaam ki thak gayi

Dhokha mila hai mujhe

Koini isko ek din taare dikhaungi

Bhaiiii dosti m mai chutiya ban jaati

Mai madarchod hu

Dheeme dheeme jal rhi thi khwashien dil m dabi ghut rhi farmaishen banke dhua vo tujh tk ja pohochi

Deewangi ki hadd maine nochi

Ye fitooorrrr mera

Laaya mujhko h tere qareeb

Bhai ek makkhi hai hamesha hamare room m rhta hai idhr udhr ghumte rhta iski maa chod dungi yawwrrr

Mai kya hi bolu

[north palm]

[long pumice]

Mai yaha yap krti hu toh mujhe acha lgta matlab mai call p kuch bol nahi paati han m han milati hu logo k

[north palm]

[long pumice]

Wtfff

[north palm]

[long pumice]

[north palm]

[long pumice]

Matlab dc p nai normal call p irl

Irl m mai chutiya hu bs sbka sunte rhti ladai krti hu eisa nahi hai but han m han milate rhti sbki shaant bacchi hu

Shaant toh nahi bakchodi krti but

Ladai jhagda nai

Whateverrrrr mujhe jinnad patana hai yawwrrr mai kya hi bolu mereko mann krta hai na ki mera banda powerful rahe tabhi meri care kr paaye

Uske saamne mujhe mard na bannna pde

Nai toh relationship m mai hi mard rhti hu

Mere paas toh deakkk bhi nai hai phir bhi mai mard ban jaati hu

Btw chia seeds acha hi lgta hai yawwr aur phir black coffee mst lgta hai eise subah ki shuruaat hoti hai toh

Subah kaha dophar hone wala h zee

But jab exam rhta toh 4 bje uth jati na toh chia seeds and then coffee rhta sahi lgta

Ek toh mereko smjh nai aata doodh wali coffee toh thik hai usme sugar daal rhe

Black coffee m sugar kon dalta hai

Pagal vagal h kya

Bhai ab mereko ajeeb lgra

Mai kya bolu

Mereko dinbhar ajeeb lagta rehta mai kaisi si hu yawwrrr

Suno na kahe kya suno na dil mera suno na sunoo zaraaaaa

Teri baahon m rehna hai raat bhar teri baahon m hogi subah beintehaan yuh pyar kr beintehaan dekha kru saari umar tere nishaan beintehaan koi qasar na rhe meri khabar na rahe chule mujhe iss qadar

Chehhh kya gaana hai

Pyar muhabbat wala

Ewwwww

Mai toh chali bhai

Aree pata hai usdin bottled app m mereko koi msg krdia ki kya likhtey rhkr letter bhejte rhte ho log yaaha k judgmental hote

I was like hawwwwww

Mereko farq nai pdta hai yawwrr mere konse ghr ajayenge mujhe irl m logo se farq ni pdta

Digitally kaise pdega

Ek toh mereko smjh nai aata logo ko farq kaise pd raha hai mai toh kaccha maans bhi khalu mere saamne kisi ki maut bhi hojaye mujhe farq nai pdega

[tiny zephyr]

Kya baate chal rahi hai

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Bhaggoooo

[tiny zephyr]

Hein, kyaaaaa?

[livid blaze]

touch 🌿🌱🍃

[prime zinc]

@long pumice

[long pumice]

Areee aree ye kya hogaya

[prime zinc]

kya ho gya ro rahi hai

[long pumice]

Mereko gussa chd raha hai mai bata rhi hu apni roommate ko maar daalungi

Madarchod hai saali

Mereko iske saath nai rehna

[prime zinc]

maar de

murder ke case mein jail jayegi

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Yayayaaa

Isko pdh

Kutiya hai saali

[ancient orbit]

Yupp

[long pumice]

Hamare dimag k bhang bhosda hogaya hai

Paglet h

[prime zinc]

bht jyada duvidha hai re babli

[balmy dagger]

gays

romrom

[prime zinc]

rom rom

[balmy dagger]

nomnom

[prime zinc]

nom nom

[ancient orbit]

Grima

Depression me jaane waala hijda

[north palm]

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

[prime zinc]

saggyyy

[north palm]

[north palm]

[prime zinc]

kya haal

[north palm]

Nind

[prime zinc]

raat ko nahi soya ?

[north palm]

Ni

[prime zinc]

so ja

[shell cosmos]

😎😎

[low kestrel]

kya hua

[crystal pewter]

Recommend a good movie anyone???

[prime zinc]

what genre

[crystal pewter]

Thriller/scifi/romance

[prime zinc]

ok just a sec

[crystal pewter]

Ok

[prime zinc]

Thittam Irandu

One of the best and fkin climax

[crystal pewter]

Tell me in English

[prime zinc]

i dont watch english films

[crystal pewter]

Oh sad

[prime zinc]

[west agate]

hello

kaise ho

[viscid ivy]

[prime zinc]

[dire meteor]

so gya tha main timer laga kr pc main koi aur bhi dekh rha tha

[ivory pilot]

woh toh hai hi tu

[topaz drift]

Haatimatimtim

[gaunt wagon]

Interstellar

[crystal pewter]

Watched

[gaunt wagon]

I can recommend some series

[crystal pewter]

I want movies

[gaunt wagon]

Sry I mostly watch series

[crystal pewter]

No worries

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Lurker

[prime zinc]

Bc clg holiday hi nahi Dena chaiye

Bore ho jata

[cloud forum]

hi

[gaunt wagon]

Bunk

[prime zinc]

Chutti diye hai Bina baat ke

[gaunt wagon]

Ohh galat padha mene

[prime zinc]

Ghumne ke liye toh Ghum aao

Par petrol ka karcha alag

Ye dukh bc

[gaunt wagon]

Public transport

[prime zinc]

Uska jhanjhat hoga bht

Ye bus uro woh auto mein jao

[gaunt wagon]

Kaunse city me ho

[prime zinc]

Visakhapatnam

[gaunt wagon]

Waha to beaches hai na

[prime zinc]

Bht hai Kal hi gaya Tha, aaj bhi jaunga mostly

[gaunt wagon]

Sahi hai fir to

[prime zinc]

Ji

[gaunt wagon]

To fir chhutti kyu nahi chahiye

[cedar veldt]

Ahem dullah

[paper vault]

[lapis lintel]

don't be rude

[prime zinc]

Bore ho jata

Clg hota toh kuch na kch bakchodi krta

[heady thunder]

huh?

[maiden fjord]

facts

[prime zinc]

[maiden fjord]

padhai krne ja rha

[prime zinc]

Wow yaar

Mera toh semester bhi shuru nahi hua shuru krne vaste

[neat wave]

hi

[paper vault]

@quaint shuttle

[maiden fjord]

[prime zinc]

[frigid monolith]

hi

[dusty thunder]

@north palm aaja valo

[cloud prism]

Tu kabse mere jesa hogya

[maiden fjord]

[prime zinc]

[frigid monolith]

Toh kya kar sakti ho mere liye

[ivory pilot]

@devout nacelle kkrh vc aari ho?

[hoary linden]

Hello

[tiny night]

Acha

[prime zinc]

Weekend pe bhi shaannt svr hai

[south wasp]

Aba ta mara bhai ha

[topaz drift]

[pale trellis]

[viscid ivy]

Hello

[thorny socket]

[devout nacelle]

Travel

[prime zinc]

Uio

[worthy ingot]

[spark torrent]

Hello

[dawn panther]

@north palm duggu mugga 1 and 2 ???

[tiny night]

Tara pfp kadhar gya

[north palm]

stalker

[dawn panther]

Whi dikha sbse pehle

[north palm]

haal chal puchne gya

[dawn panther]

Achya

[north palm]

rishi ke behalf pr

[dawn panther]

2-3 din se rooz??

[north palm]

[dawn panther]

Experienced stalker

[north palm]

bsdka

[dawn panther]

Bwhhahaa

[north palm]

bsdkuki

[dawn panther]

Bsdkiiii

Saggi

[north palm]

[dawn panther]

[frosty flame]

good morningg

[frosty flame]

5 saal bda hu tujhse

[south wasp]

Jaha par tara gaya

[prime zinc]

Bc pure din ke 2 ghante insta pe barbaad ho gye

Chiii

[low kestrel]

ye @graceful arch kidhr hai

[frosty flame]

focusing

irl

[topaz drift]

90 mins ka timer laga de

Maine bhi wahi kr rkha

[topaz drift]

Kuki Budva

[lusty mantle]

Dead sv

[worthy ingot]

[long pumice]

Iski maakabhosdaaa

Mai change hori

Bhaiii

Legitt

Pagal

[ancient orbit]

Good

[topaz drift]

Ded nikhil

[topaz drift]

Gender swap ?

[tiny night]

[dawn panther]

Teri bua

[topaz drift]

Kuki hru baccha

[balmy basalt]

[errant swift]

‘ssup?

wyd 10th 12th boyss?

[low kestrel]

[prime zinc]

krra abhi

[dawn panther]

Gud u tell

[prime zinc]

active krdoo

@dawn panther babu

[dawn panther]

Hi nga

[prime zinc]

bhai pichle 2 hafto se sugar cutdown tha aaj sala jalebi dekh ke khane ka mann kr gya

[prime zinc]

@wanton night

[dawn panther]

@fathom charm

[prime zinc]

chiiiii

badboy kuki

[dawn panther]

[prime zinc]

mummy ko bolu ?

[dawn panther]

Boldo

@vestal dome

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

Dead sv

[prime zinc]

weeknd pe bhi dead hai

[dawn panther]

Whi toh

[prime zinc]

khair mai toh jara gaane sunne

[dawn panther]

Sunno

Bye

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

[ivory pilot]

okay

[brave briar]

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[livid blaze]

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[topaz drift]

Mai to dead

[limpid frigate]

It'SaulGoodman

✌️

[prime zinc]

yet we are turning roads into some musical roads

openly littering everywhere

spitting pan and tobbaco wherever

[maiden fjord]

@bright briar

[long pumice]

Abe yeaawwwrrrrr

Ab mai bata rhi itna irritation hota na

Kaisi ajeeb si hai ye bhau

Madarchod hai saali kutiya kameeni beshram

Ab dekho mai krti hu kuch

Aaram se bethe rhungi bhai legitt ajeeb aurat hai mera dimag kharab hora hai ab raat ko soyegi toh tapka dungi isko

Kameeni madarchod hai saali

Isi vjh se mereko akele rehna psnd logo se baat krti hu dimag kharab hojata laude k social animal insaan hai

Bhosdiwalo tumhari maiyaaa ki sasu maiya ko namaste

Bhai ghazal suno daaru peeyo majeee

Aur coffee

Ye kya dosti hoti hai mereko nhi psnd aata

Ajeeb sa lgta hai madarchod log hai mai kya hi batau ajeeb gaandu gyaani log hai bhosdachodeere

Mereko bhoot patana hai yawwrrr

Bhoot k saath shadi krungi

Insaan k saath shaadi nahi kr skti mai opposite attract hona chahiye

Agr dono hi insaan rahe toh yawwwrrr ajeeb hojayega

Same same repel

Obviously 🙄

[devout nacelle]

Konse nashe

[long pumice]

Mereko toh kabhi kabhi apni roommate ko maar kr khane ka Mann krta but uske face m pimples aur dark spots hai

Toh mereko ajeeb ghin aata

Isiliye mereko nahi mann krta ki usko maarke khau uski laash

Usko maar daalungi toh ajeeb hi hojayega sb shaq merepe ayega

Mujhe na kisi clean face wale insaan ko maar kr khana hai baccho ko maar kr khaungi unke face p pimples dark spots nahi hotey hai

Pimples aur dark spots nahi psnd hai mujhe like thoda pigmentation is alright but ewww I don't like pimples agr kisi pimple wale insaan ko maar kr khaungi toh mera pet kharab hojayega

Mujhe bhi pimples ho gaye toh

For real bhai

Aree han aaj aryan sir ki bandi manisha mam hai na

Bhai vo itni pyaari lg rhi thi sundar si normal top aur jeans pehna tha unhone sir bhej diye unko hostel aur scarf laane ko bolein

[dawn panther]

Aryan professor?

[long pumice]

Bhai ajeeb nahi hai ye

[long pumice]

Aryan senior sir h

[dawn panther]

[lunar wren]

Kittennn

[prime zinc]

manisha mam ki age kya hai >

[dawn panther]

Wo kon hai jiski baat krte rehte ho

[dawn panther]

Shaddi krni hai kya

[prime zinc]

@long pumice bata toh age kya hai unki chal ye bata kaisi dikhti ?

[dawn panther]

[prime zinc]

kuki

babu

[dawn panther]

Bolo

[prime zinc]

kkrh

[dawn panther]

Eating

Food

[prime zinc]

itni jaldi

[dawn panther]

Yes

Every hour kuch na kuch

Khte rho

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

[prime zinc]

kya kha raha ?

[maiden fjord]

Oh acha

[dawn panther]

Bklund

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

Puch toh

[prime zinc]

gaali is bad

[maiden fjord]

Ange

[cedar veldt]

[dawn panther]

Not u chutyo ki baat nhi krta me
Sorry 😔

[maiden fjord]

Who is your daddy

[prime zinc]

abey mc kya kha raha hai ? (what are you eating ) gawarrr

[cedar veldt]

[dawn panther]

@vestal dome

[maiden fjord]

+1

[dawn panther]

Ohh oreo aur cheese balls

[prime zinc]

kuch der pehle mummy thi na ?

abhi daddy ban gayi

[maiden fjord]

@verbal cliff

[dawn panther]

Wo mere sab hai 🥰

[dawn panther]

Wanna be me ?? 🥺

[maiden fjord]

Kash wo han keh deti

[dawn panther]

Doctor?

[maiden fjord]

@terse fog

[maiden fjord]

Wo to alag case hai,

[dawn panther]

Ohhh

K

[maiden fjord]

@autumn schooner

[prime zinc]

awwwwwww

[long pumice]

Yedeeee

Agyi mai

[dawn panther]

Bwhahahahah

[prime zinc]

hi

[long pumice]

Hello ki haal

[prime zinc]

wait krra hu tu bata ?

[long pumice]

[maiden fjord]

Wo mahila kitni pyari hai

[long pumice]

Kiska wait

[dawn panther]

@karmic bear

[prime zinc]

dost

[long pumice]

Okie

[maiden fjord]

@glossy prism

[prime zinc]

tu bata tere kya haal

@maiden fjord

[long pumice]

Kharab hai yaar

[maiden fjord]

Mai to abhi ghum ke aya 3 km paidal , apne editor ke sath

[dawn panther]

Merko gift krde

[long pumice]

Bhai

Apun ka dimaag kharab hogaya hai yaha rehke

[dawn panther]

Editor

[long pumice]

Ab mai ghr Jana chahungi but ghr Jane m time 23 ko jaunhi

2 din baad

[maiden fjord]

No gifting only @muted ore

[maiden fjord]

Ladka hai

[long pumice]

[maiden fjord]

Babla, chocolate dila de

[long pumice]

Pese nako

[dawn panther]

Sorry

Aryan

Sorry

[maiden fjord]

Sambhog hi kr le bhai

[dawn panther]

Consent???

[long pumice]

Baat ko sirf ek raat ki thi magar intezaar aapka umr bhar krlia

[maiden fjord]

18 ki hoja tu

[long pumice]

Saadgi toh hamari zara dekhiye

Bhai mereko ajeeb lgra hai

[maiden fjord]

Babla to Ameer hai

[dawn panther]

Physical capable hu 😜💪

[long pumice]

Mai baata rhi iska muh tod dungi madarchod gandeshwari

[long pumice]

[maiden fjord]

Fir bhi nhi dila rhi

[long pumice]

Gareebi ki seema k neeche hu mai mitra

[dawn panther]

Bpl

[long pumice]

[maiden fjord]

Fattt jaoge maa banne se pehle

[dawn panther]

Bhartiya premier league

[long pumice]

Lalalallaa

[dawn panther]

Apki bndi he hai kya

[maiden fjord]

😔

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Ishq m uljhanein pehli kam hi na thi

Log darte hai kaatil ki parchai humne kaatil k dil mein bhi ghr kia

[maiden fjord]

Wo distract krti thi, to move on kr liya

[long pumice]

Bhai mereko kaise bol dia vo

Bolta ki mai change hogayi

[dawn panther]

Dikhti kesi thi

[long pumice]

Bhai mai kaisi si hogayi hu ye bhi bola

Bhai mai kya kru

Mereko ab ajeeb lgra

[maiden fjord]

Meri hai to mast hi hogi

[long pumice]

Sab bol rhe mai badal gayi

Wtf

[maiden fjord]

To badal gai hogi

[long pumice]

Bhai mereko nahi badalna mai bata rhi hu itna maarungi na

[dawn panther]

Shi hai suar ko suar hi milega 🐖🐷

[maiden fjord]

Awww

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Bhai mai maar daalungi inlogo ko mereko pareshan kiye jaa rahe hai mai kya bolu inlog pagal vagal hai kya

[prime zinc]

Arey kya hua Bata Mai thik Kadu Tera mood

[long pumice]

Bhaiiii

[dawn panther]

Aap wo ho kya

Gendu

[long pumice]

mera dimaag permanently kharab ho chuka h it's irreversible

[maiden fjord]

Mere dost ka naam

Badal hai

[prime zinc]

gaali du tujhe bache

[maiden fjord]

Mast admi hai wo

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Bhaiuii

[prime zinc]

So Sad yaar

[dawn panther]

Badal ki aai puchi

[maiden fjord]

Kuki tere ghr walo ne teri shadi ke bare mein socha hai kbhi

[prime zinc]

Badal barsa bijuli

[dawn panther]

Haan

Bohot baar

[maiden fjord]

Pta hai kyu

[dawn panther]

Haan

[maiden fjord]

Bta

[dawn panther]

Taki teri bndi ko akela ni rehna pade

[dawn panther]

Ni pta wese

[long pumice]

Bhaiii

Mai kya kru

[maiden fjord]

soch hi sakte , krvane ki himmat to nhi hai unme

[long pumice]

Mereko ajeeb lgra

[maiden fjord]

Paap nhi lgana chahiye na

[long pumice]

Mai ksm se batari kisi ko maar daalungi bata rhi

Ye bhosdiwale kaise bol rhe mujhe ajeeb lgra

Mai change hogayi hu

[dawn panther]

17 ka hu bsdk

[long pumice]

Abe laude k baal gaandu saalo

Ek toh mai itna dikhawa krti hu na mai bhaiii mai eisi hu eisa vaisa lauda lehsun

Bhaiiu

[dawn panther]

Wese gaali de kise rhe ho

[long pumice]

Tfff

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Khud ko mai madarchod hu behen ki lodi hu mai

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Merese bada kameeni koi aaj tk paida nahi hua

[dawn panther]

Khudko degrade mtt kro

[long pumice]

Mujhe Marne k baad meri laash ko sade hue kutto k paas phek dena chahiye

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Meri laash ko kaat ke

Mujhe na kha jana hai

Kisko khaungi

Insaano ko khaungi

Ladko ko nahi ladkiyo aur baccho ko khaungi unka maans soft hoga aur pakne m kam time lgega

Ladko ki skin nikal kr uska kapda banaungi

Aur masks vgerahh

Ladko k skin hard hora hai toh uska bag bana skti hu aur unke flesh ka eise keema bana skti hu roti k saath khaungi