general-chat

[dawn panther]

@maiden fjord

[frigid monolith]

thats the way buddy💪

hell yeah

[dawn panther]

Glad u liked

[maiden fjord]

[dawn panther]

Leave a review once u a finished

[frigid monolith]

I am safe

[maiden fjord]

cool ban jata hu, fir boards mein dhage bhi to khulvane hain

[dawn panther]

Kartik?

[prime zinc]

Neend aara

[dawn panther]

Sooja

[prime zinc]

Wahi krra hu

[maiden fjord]

sooja ghus wa rhe ho ?

[muted sage]

Kirtan

@lunar wren

[floral lantern]

or bkl

[hasty lark]

Abeee yar

Thankk youuu marbleee

@arctic kelp totiiii

[floral lantern]

totipotency

[hasty lark]

Tu kaise bola bey chapadganjuu

[arctic kelp]

Aagya tu

[hasty lark]

Chuppp

[floral lantern]

kon ho bhai

[hasty lark]

haaaaa

[arctic kelp]

Kyu aya

[floral lantern]

are tumhara neet nikl gya?

[hasty lark]

aapki yaad kheech laayi

[arctic kelp]

Hatja

[hasty lark]

Chal chal paani se baat kar

[hasty lark]

vc

When

[floral lantern]

madarchod

[arctic kelp]

Neva

[hasty lark]

Gaali kaise de raha

[topaz drift]

So much cool people here , for example @prime zinc

[floral lantern]

muh se

[cinder steppe]

@lusty mantle

[arctic kelp]

Duh

[hasty lark]

@cinder steppe bhai instigating fight

[ancient orbit]

thats my sis

[prime zinc]

[floral lantern]

[arctic kelp]

Tu lurk kya krra

[topaz drift]

Kaisi ho bbgrl

[ancient orbit]

[arctic kelp]

Maine sab dekha usdin desi

[floral lantern]

desi bhai meri dost ko bulao na

[prime zinc]

Sone jara wbu?

[hasty lark]

Oh seedha video call

[ancient orbit]

kis din

[hasty lark]

Alr

[topaz drift]

Aaj kiske sath so rha

[arctic kelp]

don’t act disgusting

[prime zinc]

[ancient orbit]

kon hai teri dost

[arctic kelp]

Us din

[floral lantern]

gungun datta

[hasty lark]

Wdymm

[topaz drift]

Hi kaise ho , khana kha liya , kaisa rha din

[hasty lark]

Act

[ancient orbit]

ye kon hai

[arctic kelp]

YOURE

[hasty lark]

[floral lantern]

tumko nhi pta meri dost kon h

[hasty lark]

Self awareness

[prime zinc]

Sall we go on a date to some sarso ka khet

[ancient orbit]

sahi se bataa na

[arctic kelp]

[arctic kelp]

Jab woh thi

[hasty lark]

I'm smart yar

Unlike u

[topaz drift]

अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्यम

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Bro what

Zyada muh nhi chal rha tera

[hasty lark]

You're a genius

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[prime zinc]

Lawdena bhojyam

Hai

[arctic kelp]

Better

[charred lance]

Halu uks

[ancient orbit]

what do you want

[hasty lark]

Best toh mai hu na

[prime zinc]

Mai chala Sone

[hasty lark]

Toh tu better hi Obv

[topaz drift]

Samajhne wale samajh lete

[prime zinc]

Good night

[arctic kelp]

You didn’t reply to my tags tabh
I see what you’re doing

[topaz drift]

[hasty lark]

Bro how can someone ignore your tags omg

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

Very bad

Tsk tsk

[topaz drift]

[arctic kelp]

Hat

Chuprhe

[limpid frigate]

Mere to hun change lagte , tainu gaer kude

[hasty lark]

Peeche hat

🕺

[ancient orbit]

how can you say that

[hasty lark]

Aayi 🦜

Muh se part 2

[arctic kelp]

Bolungi hi nhi abh se

[hasty lark]

Duh

Lo bhai uno reverse

[arctic kelp]

Kya bolrha be

Kuch samajh nhi aa rha

[hasty lark]

Tune jo duh kiya tha upar

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Woh toh

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Dul wal

[ancient orbit]

[hasty lark]

Just say

Sai

[arctic kelp]

Sairider

[hasty lark]

[ancient orbit]

i prioritise you among the trio but yeah you say that

thats valid

[arctic kelp]

Abe woh toh dikha na mujhe tab

[hasty lark]

🚲 broom broom

[arctic kelp]

Yeh valid valid kya krra
Ladki hai tu

[hasty lark]

🚲 💨 baith souju peeche

Brooomm

[viscid ivy]

Just blocked a girl for correcting my grammar online
Feeled good now

[arctic kelp]

Hat

[hasty lark]

Felt*

[arctic kelp]

@hasty lark

[hasty lark]

M huuuu

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Feeling*

[hasty lark]

[viscid ivy]

😔

[arctic kelp]

skillissue

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[viscid ivy]

Anyways

Wheeee♿ ♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿

[arctic kelp]

I could never

[hasty lark]

Did that on purpose

So that u correct

[arctic kelp]

Chuprhe

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

Freakyy freaky uencyy

[arctic kelp]

Zyada chalak mt bano bhai

[south wasp]

600

[arctic kelp]

Ara basti

[hasty lark]

[ancient orbit]

[hasty lark]

900

69

Bhai

[ancient orbit]

sahi hai dikh gayaa aapko to meri hi galti hogi

[arctic kelp]

Kaya khaya tam aj @south wasp

[hasty lark]

Bhaa

Mai bataya nhi

Uss din

[arctic kelp]

You’re welcome
Kaisa hai

[hasty lark]

Restaurant mai kya khaya

[arctic kelp]

Bata bha

Bataya ta tha wasa

Far sa bata

[south wasp]

Maine aaj chicken sandwiches aur chicken pizza

[hasty lark]

Arrabbiata red pasttaa

[south wasp]

Abh aayega maza

[hasty lark]

Na bha

Na

[arctic kelp]

Wowwww

[hasty lark]

Bataya

[arctic kelp]

Kab gaya

Ara ha

Wa

Danar

Han

[hasty lark]

Ab barra bari ki ladai

[arctic kelp]

Yum bha

[hasty lark]

[ancient orbit]

what do you think?

[hasty lark]

Bha yarr

Smart

[arctic kelp]

Mt batao

[hasty lark]

Btw

[arctic kelp]

Kaya

Bal

[south wasp]

60092

[hasty lark]

Haa bhai
Firrr sweet corn soup

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

Wah bha

[ancient orbit]

glad

[south wasp]

@arctic kelp 60092

[hasty lark]

Bhaaa

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

99799 @arctic kelp

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

@hasty lark ara bha ya ka ha

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

Hum dono ka sangam

[arctic kelp]

[south wasp]

6009299799

[brisk sinew]

hizda👇

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

[thorny socket]

Hloo guyzzz

[hasty lark]

[hasty lark]

Firr honey chilli potato

[thorny socket]

[brisk sinew]

yo

[cinder steppe]

[thorny socket]

[hasty lark]

Bha ramadan mai gandi baat daanish bha

[thorny socket]

Wassup buddy

[hasty lark]

@arctic kelp kha gyi

[thorny socket]

[arctic kelp]

Ara bha @hasty lark

[brisk sinew]

not good wby

[thorny socket]

[thorny socket]

Kyuuu

[arctic kelp]

Wao

[thorny socket]

[arctic kelp]

Sairider

[thorny socket]

[hasty lark]

Bhaa

[thorny socket]

[hasty lark]

Save me

[brisk sinew]

2 din me 1 sal jitni pdhayi krli

information overloaded

[thorny socket]

Exam thaa?

[hasty lark]

Bha fir panner tikka that's all for starters

[arctic kelp]

Ma kaya supariman ha
Ja sav karaga

[limpid frigate]

In newyork i millie rock

[brisk sinew]

physics board class 12

[arctic kelp]

Are bhaii

[hasty lark]

Bhaa tam toh chaddiman

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[thorny socket]

Achaa School wale ho

[arctic kelp]

Nga what

[hasty lark]

[brisk sinew]

2 mahine bss

[hasty lark]

Bhaaa fir malai kofta white gravyyy

[thorny socket]

Hm hm
Kro kro firr

[arctic kelp]

Waoo fir fir

[brisk sinew]

real

[hasty lark]

Fir aloo pyaaza panneer

[arctic kelp]

Waooo

[thorny socket]

Exams toh mera bhi thaa bt tmhe kaise btaau clg ki chhizen

[hasty lark]

Aur cheese paneer butter masalaa

Fried rice

Butter naan

[arctic kelp]

WAO

[hasty lark]

Missi roti

Upar se

[arctic kelp]

sm food

[hasty lark]

Coca colaaa

[thorny socket]

Are ye sb Mt bolo bhaii 🙏🥲
Bhukh lg jati h

[arctic kelp]

Bha ma jab gaya tha na trap ma
Ma missi roti kaya ta

[hasty lark]

Oooo cocaa koilaaa tuuu @arctic kelp

[brisk sinew]

bta do ...

[arctic kelp]

Hat

[hasty lark]

Ohooo bha aur kya kya khaya

[hasty lark]

😭

[arctic kelp]

Sarson ka sag bha

[thorny socket]

Aree mera bhi exam thaa kl
Pura dimaag kharab ho gyaa isiliye abhi aaya hu mstt

[arctic kelp]

Paneer bha

[thorny socket]

Mt kro laadle mt kro 🙏🙏🥲

[hasty lark]

Ohoooo makkee di roti ?

[arctic kelp]

Yas yas

[hasty lark]

U da real paneer

[hasty lark]

waaoo bha

[arctic kelp]

Nga whatt

[brisk sinew]

galat hi aagya is duniya me
bhut pdhna pdta hai

[hasty lark]

Ab toh oats bha

[limber maple]

sona

soja

[hasty lark]

[hasty lark]

Saaleeeee 600 lode

[arctic kelp]

Dont remind

[hasty lark]

[thorny socket]

Shii bolaa
Bc itta dimag kharab hota h n
Bt paper shii hi gyaa iss baat ki khushi h

[hasty lark]

@south wasp bhai bhola aadmi in chat

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

Bhai i ordered peanut butter today

[south wasp]

@limber maple aur vai

[hasty lark]

[brisk sinew]

mai fail na ho jau darr lg riya...... boards hai ek to vo bhi

[arctic kelp]

Wow bha
To have that disgusting shake

[hasty lark]

@limber maple suar ke tatte saaleeee

[thorny socket]

Itta khrb gyaa kyaa?

[hasty lark]

Nhi Bhai roze se

[hasty lark]

Bhaaaaa no sugar no salt

[limber maple]

nabi ne kaha agr tm is haalat me ho k aage wale ki madat kr sako aur fir b naa kro to fir tm muassir ho ya mauddis tmse koi farq nhi pdta

[arctic kelp]

Nais

[limber maple]

ji mere bhai

[south wasp]

Abbey yaar

Bhai

Hattt

[limber maple]

kya hogaya mere bhai

[hasty lark]

Saaleeee tarawih yahi likh di

[hasty lark]

bha papa bula rahe

[limber maple]

ye to kuch alfaaz the khair

[hasty lark]

Bhaaa faiz daanish

Byee

[arctic kelp]

Jnl

[hasty lark]

Aata huu

[brisk sinew]

universal khrab gya sbka ... lekin mera thoda jyada hi khtm lg rha....

yrr ek to cbse vale sale 1 din ki chutti diye the physics me upar 104 degree bhukar + jukham ........ aur us halat me mai pure sal ki pdhayi pdh rha aur revise kr rha

[hasty lark]

Love youu

[limber maple]

dhyaan rkho bhai

[hasty lark]

😘

[limber maple]

mai b chala

[hasty lark]

Haaaa bhai goodnight

😘

[limber maple]

😘

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

JAAA

[south wasp]

Kidhar jaa raha hai

[south wasp]

Bhai yaar ye faiz

[limber maple]

quran padhunga ab shyd

[south wasp]

2 din taraweeh kya padh liya

[south wasp]

Waah

Waah

Mashallah

[limber maple]

ji mere bhai

ap b kro ibaadat

[south wasp]

Bhaijaan ek 2000 ki madad hojayegi?

[limber maple]

mai ab achha insaan ban gaya hu, mai ab aisa hi rhunga hmesha

[south wasp]

1000 bhi chalenge

[sturdy storm]

Hi

Hi

Hi

[south wasp]

Hi

[limber maple]

nabi ne kaha agr tm is haalat me ho k aage wale ki madat kr sako aur fir b naa kro to fir tm muassir ho ya mauddis tmse koi farq nhi pdta, lekin merpe 2000 h nhi toh mai bachgaya

[sturdy storm]

Hehe

[south wasp]

Abbey

Bhai

[south wasp]

Hehe

[limber maple]

tasbee padh bhai yaha gc me kuch ni rkha

[sturdy storm]

Kkrh

[south wasp]

Haan bhau

[south wasp]

Time pass, tum batao

[thorny socket]

Bhaii yrr tere saath toh bahot pura
Puri squad rush krke pel di 😂

[brisk sinew]

vhi to

[thorny socket]

Koii baat nhi dost jeevan aisa hi h
Camp kro toh rush krke pel deti h
Rush kro toh camp krke pel deti h
So chill bro just enjoy 😂😂

[brisk sinew]

sahi bat hai

[thorny socket]

Isiliye jeevan ke bss mje lene chahiye
Kyuki jeevan toh le hi rhaa h n

[brisk sinew]

real

[thorny socket]

Hmm bhaii

Aur btaao kaha se ho

[frozen dew]

Paisa

[thorny socket]

Hm hm bhaii avg instagram user

[frozen dew]

Insta to nhi chalata

[thorny socket]

Badhiya krta h mt chlaya kr

Log barbad ho jate h insta chla ke

[frozen dew]

Ye to muje bhi pata h

Kuch mind blowing batao

[thorny socket]

Isiliye toh bol rhaa hu taki tu relatable feel kr skee

[frozen dew]

What's ur opinion on osho's ideology

[thorny socket]

Mind blowing ka mtlb hota h mind to blow Krna
Yhii h mind blowing baat abhi mere paas

[thorny socket]

Aree osho 🙏🙏🙏

[frozen dew]

Kon h voh?

Famous lagte h kafi suna h

[thorny socket]

Purush

[frozen dew]

Famous Kyu the

[thorny socket]

Hmm Insta pe 1k followers thaa

[thorny socket]

Sex sux ki baatein krta thaa

[frozen dew]

TB to insta hota hi nhi th

[frozen dew]

Esa to bilkul bi nhi th

[thorny socket]

Ab hoti h n

[thorny socket]

Aree maii bol rhaa hu n isiliye hota h

[oblique yoke]

Mera toh kat gaya

[frozen dew]

Apki baat kyu manu

[topaz drift]

Weekend pr bhi baithak nhi hui

[frozen dew]

Abey kesa ajeeb sa h

[thorny socket]

Dekho bhaii maii toh bs bakchodi kr rhaa hu
Itta late ko dimaag me jo aa rhaa h bol de rhaa hu

[frozen dew]

Baithak kya hota h

[thorny socket]

Happy muslim day

[topaz drift]

Walikum alphabet

[thorny socket]

Mt maano
Apni baat bhi mt maana

[topaz drift]

[oblique yoke]

1.5 mahina Ironman ke liye train kiya pata chala uska toh criteria hi 18+ hai

[thorny socket]

Khada the sbhi log isiliye Nhii huii

[topaz drift]

Shit

[frozen dew]

M hota kon hoon apki baat manne wala

[thorny socket]

Haii thoda sa vichitra prani

[thorny socket]

Shutt

[frozen dew]

Ap philosopher ho?

[topaz drift]

John snow dc pe aagya, dhanya ho dc

[thorny socket]

Shii jawab aapko milta h 2 gaali

[topaz drift]

épouse

[thorny socket]

Nhii maii toh chutiya hu

[topaz drift]

Freak.in

[frozen dew]

Marathi ho?

[thorny socket]

Jon snow bc pe bhi aa jayega shaant ho jaa

[thorny socket]

Na na alien

[frozen dew]

Kon h ye john snow

[thorny socket]

Aree got Nhii dekha tmne ?

[frozen dew]

Got?

Kya h

[thorny socket]

Game of thrones

[frozen dew]

M movies anime series nhi dekhta

Boring

[thorny socket]

Minor ho kyaa?

[topaz drift]

Ek hath se kitna hi type kr lega

[frozen dew]

Yes

But ik got m kya hota h

[topaz drift]

Bhenchod h ek no ka

[thorny socket]

Maii toh ungliyon se kr rhaa hu

[thorny socket]

Tbhii tmne Nhii dekhaa

Isiliye maii minors se baat nhi krta

[frozen dew]

Na dekhunga kabhi

[frozen dew]

Better

[thorny socket]

Thanks love u

[topaz drift]

Shit

[frozen dew]

Series r so boring bhai movies anime

Kabhi nhi dekhunga

Cricket

[thorny socket]

U missed one of the greatest series ever isse acha series ho hi nhi skta broo

[frozen dew]

Bhi

[thorny socket]

Shutt

[frozen dew]

Boring

[thorny socket]

Aree bhaii 🙏🙏

[exotic hinge]

Welcome welcome welcome dosto

[thorny socket]

Gd night broo

[frozen dew]

Samay raina 50th copy

[topaz drift]

2020

[thorny socket]

2021

[frozen dew]

Theek h itna kuch nhi h got

[exotic hinge]

Ghoda bhen ka loda

[topaz drift]

Boring to ye soch ke lagta ki dc pe log gaali type krte , lekin mic ni kholte

[topaz drift]

2022

[frozen dew]

Kyuki dc p chutiyo ko itni importance nhi deni hoti

[frozen dew]

Thari bahan ka lolla

[topaz drift]

Hmmm

Kartik lawda please turn on your mic

[thorny socket]

Thkk h bhaii rhne de maii Nhii smjha rhaa
IMDb ki rating hi kafi h smjhdar ko samjhane ke liye

[thorny socket]

2023

[topaz drift]

Kartik ladwa

[exotic hinge]

Thari maa ka lollaa 5 inch kaaa

[frozen dew]

M kar leta hoon bhai jab krni hoti h

[frozen dew]

Accent bhi mera copy kar dia

[thorny socket]

Tb toh wo uski maa Nhii hui na hizra ho gyi n

[topaz drift]

John Snow ko promotion ki jarurat nhi

[exotic hinge]

Tere genes me bhi mera sperm copy hai

[thorny socket]

Truee brthr
Love you again 😘

[topaz drift]

Tune alien chod rkha h ?

[frozen dew]

Ye sab voh dekhte h jo khud creative nhi sochte in my opinion

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

Pure din movies series dekhna

Anime dekhna

One piece

Lund dekhle mera

[thorny socket]

Ok bhai

[thorny socket]

Microscope unavailable broo

[frozen dew]

Dekho dekho tum hi
Sex and the city bhi dekh lena

Achi h voh to

[topaz drift]

Bete tum abhi physics wallah ki live streams dekho

[frozen dew]

ahahhahahahaha

[north palm]

caseo

[frozen dew]

Ye lo apki laugh

[thorny socket]

Bhaii rhne de mt btaa tu movie aur series ke baare me

[frozen dew]

Sex and the city to achi h

Fr

[thorny socket]

😂😂 kyaa bchha h bhaii yrr tu

[frozen dew]

Abey hatt

[stoic mountain]

hii 💋

[frozen dew]

Isiliye to movies series anime nhi dekhta

[topaz drift]

Wee woo wee woo

[frozen dew]

Ab smje

[thorny socket]

😂😂😂😂

[topaz drift]

Wee woo weeoo wooo

🚑

[frozen dew]

Pw se mat hi padho to acha h

[thorny socket]

Hmm badhiya 👏

[frozen dew]

R u John snow?

[topaz drift]

[thorny socket]

Kyuu Nhii hi rhii padhai
Koi chutiya bol rhaa h got is boring series 😂

[thorny socket]

Bhaii 🙏🥲

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

For me it's boring **

Don't change my words

[thorny socket]

Ruko tere liye minors dhundta hu

[granite heath]

So jao

[frozen dew]

Nahh i like aged ppl

23,24,25,26

[thorny socket]

Gd night broo

[thorny socket]

Damn
What age

[frozen dew]

Meri to 17 h sir

[long pumice]

Bhai abhi kaam poora kari 10 bje se kaam kr rhi thi abhi free hui poora kapda jamai sb packing ki

[thorny socket]

Na na ldke kiss umr ke

[long pumice]

Itna kaam krti hu na

[topaz drift]

Aagyi

Bhaago bencho

[long pumice]

Parso bedsheet dhona hai subah 4 baje

[frozen dew]

Hmm 20 se upar ke kuch ko chodke

Mature wale

Ladke

[topaz drift]

🏃‍♂️

[long pumice]

Ek toh mereko smjh nahi aata ki itna kaam kr kaise leti hu mai

[thorny socket]

Kyu kyu

[long pumice]

Mtlab nai kitni achi hu responsible hu mai

[north palm]

caseo

[thorny socket]

Tu ldki h ?

[north palm]

babla

[frozen dew]

Yr nikhil

[topaz drift]

Caseo

[frozen dew]

Ladka hoon

[long pumice]

Bhai mereko eise mann krta hai na ki jiske saath m pyar se rahu usko gifts du

[topaz drift]

Kya re

[long pumice]

Kya haal h tatteee mere

[thorny socket]

Toh tujhe ldka pasand h

[frozen dew]

Paer dard ho rhe

[north palm]

tere tatte?

kaha pr

[long pumice]

Mai pyaari si hu yawwrrr

[frozen dew]

Haan kabhi kabhi pasand aa jate h jo ye vc m Pinku baithe hen voh jese

[topaz drift]

Pregnant ho gya re tu

[frozen dew]

No ovaries no pregnancy

[topaz drift]

Lawda log pyaare hi hote

[thorny socket]

Bhaii yrr tere se jitna baat kr rhaa hu
Ghinn hi aa rhii h

[topaz drift]

Yar tujhe to zukaam bhi ho rkha hoga

[frozen dew]

My pleasure

[topaz drift]

RIP Kartik lawda

[thorny socket]

Uske toh naam ne hi nunu h

[frozen dew]

Thank god apce jesa nhi hoon

[thorny socket]

Correct surname

[frozen dew]

[topaz drift]

[thorny socket]

🤦🥲

[frozen dew]

U r funny bro

[thorny socket]

Ptaaa nhi broo khusi Nhii hui sun kr yeh

It's not bcz I m not funny
It's bcz of u

[frozen dew]

That's a hint my sir

[outer gale]

[frozen dew]

@thorny socket jese ye 23 ye bhi pasand h

[thorny socket]

I m straight as f bhaii
180 degree straight

[thorny socket]

Tm kon

[thorny socket]

Kon h wo

[frozen dew]

Mene kab bola lesbian ho

[frozen dew]

🤔 pata ni

[thorny socket]

Lesbian hi hu bkl

[frozen dew]

@still kernel couple goals

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

Me billi

[topaz drift]

Dab dab dab dab

[thorny socket]

Aree ldkiya pasand h mujhe
Chhor tu Nhii smjhega

[outer gale]

Soya ni

[topaz drift]

Dab dab dab dab krne wali billi

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

Friday hai penchooo

[frozen dew]

Ohh joke th ye
Ladkiyan pasand h isiliye lesbian oh fuck

Fuckkk

[thorny socket]

Billi
Idhrr

[still kernel]

[outer gale]

King in the north

[thorny socket]

Bhaii 🥲🥲

[frozen dew]

Queen in the east

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

Yayyy

[thorny socket]

Love u 💖

[topaz drift]

Koi to mute hone wala

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

[frozen dew]

Bhai for real jhoot nhi bol rh aap irl baithe mil gye hote kisi bus ki seat m Apce muh ke upar thook ke moot deta

[outer gale]

Bilal ja

[thorny socket]

[outer gale]

Nikhil june me milega ?

Marina

K pass

[topaz drift]

Bistar best

[frozen dew]

Anyways goodnight billi byee nikkil

[topaz drift]

Done

[outer gale]

Soyea too nhi

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

Donee

[frozen dew]

Maths ka padhna h

[outer gale]

Saggy teri

[thorny socket]

Uske baad maai aapke muuh pe muth maar deta aur aap sara pee jate
Ohho mastram ki yaad dila di

[outer gale]

[thorny socket]

Good morning bhaii

[outer gale]

P&C padh ke soja

[topaz drift]

Saggy the tattaa titttttteeeee

[frozen dew]

Mera muth marke apce haatho m hi dard hota

[frozen dew]

Sexy byee

[thorny socket]

Tm bhi minor ho
Bc sb yaha minor hi h kyaa
Ya maii galat tym pe aa gya hu

[outer gale]

Happi bday @proven cave

[outer gale]

Nhi

Yaha

Sirf wahi minor h

Kartik hi

[outer gale]

Chl bhag

[topaz drift]

Kartik ladwa

[outer gale]

Sab colz wale h

[outer gale]

Tru tho

[thorny socket]

Achaa
P & c bola tha tmne toh mujhe lgaa school me hoge

[outer gale]

Nhi bhai 😔

[topaz drift]

Kartik lawda minor muthbaz

[outer gale]

😭🙏🏻

[outer gale]

@frozen dew

[thorny socket]

Acha acha
Bt ye baat bina gali ke bhi boli ja skti thii 🥲

[thorny socket]

Chutiya bkl

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Chutiya to hai

[indigo umbra]

[thorny socket]

Bkl bhi h
Chota wala
Minor wala

[thorny socket]

Tm kon

[outer gale]

Sori bhai 😘

[topaz drift]

Paragraph likh rha kya lode

[outer gale]

Bhaichara me itna chlta h

[topaz drift]

Itna mehnat se padh bhi le

[thorny socket]

Koii na 😘😘

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

Now kiss

[frozen dew]

Jabse lawda lawda kar rh h bhosdike muh m leke manega kya ab
Teri biwi to tujse pregnant hogi nhi uske liye bhi tuje kartik's lawda chaiye hoga fir suhagraat wale din billi ko tag krega Billi bhai aaj baithak nhi bithayi weekend th bhosdike kaam karle mera to theek h baap h abhi tu to adedh umar ka ho rh h google m jo b dc p baithak se nhi banti
Baate ka chod aur thoda DSA ke questions lagale nhi to kartik lawda hi bachaega tuje

[thorny socket]

Chatgpt se copy krle itti der me toh

[frozen dew]

Chal good night

[thorny socket]

Aree bc

[topaz drift]

And declare as hubby and wifey

[outer gale]

U n Kartik

[topaz drift]

Kartik lawda

[topaz drift]

Iska to abuse hoga

[outer gale]

🤣

Chl byee neend aarhi h

Gn tc

[topaz drift]

Abhi kaha

[topaz drift]

Gn

[outer gale]

[thorny socket]

[thorny socket]

Jaa rhaa kyaa

[topaz drift]

Ha

[thorny socket]

Thkk tbb

Gn

[topaz drift]

Ek bar Kartik lawda aur bolunga

Fir jaunga

@frozen dew KARTIK lawda

[thorny socket]

Thkk thkk bol le

[topaz drift]

[thorny socket]

Mere taraf se bkl bhi bol diyo minor wala

[thorny socket]

@topaz drift

[topaz drift]

Bkl Kartik lawda minor

[thorny socket]

Aree del kr diya

Kyuu !

[brittle wolf]

@past shuttle lawde hai ider

Jhantu

[thorny socket]

Dead bhaii gn

So jaao

[brittle wolf]

@dhwal

Abe Dhawal kider h

Hotshot tere yaad kar raha tha

Bhie tune amor ko ban karwaya tha

[long pumice]

Bhaiii

Hayeee mai kitni pyari hu

Merese jyada pyara koi nahi hai mtlab mujhe eisa lgta hai na ki mai pyaari hu

Mai pyaari hu hi yeyeye

Jisko nahi lagta uski maakabhosdaaa

Bhai but haan mai patthar hu

I'm not soft kinda

Mai patthar hu mere andar koi feelings nahi hai

Mai chutiya hu mai sbse badi madarchod hu

Merese ghatiya insaan aaj tak paida nahi hua hai mereko mar jana chahiye mere laash sadd jaayengi skin disease wali kutte meri sadi hui laash k upr thook kr chale jayenge

Ek toh mereko ajeeb lgta hai yawwrrr bhai but legit wtfff limitsss bhai

Kyu limitsss hai jo hona hai hone do lgta hai phir jo hota hai dekha nahi jata hai mujhe mai kya karu bhai

Suit khareedungi bahut saara pyara pyara yeyeyeye

Ab dekhna shopping krungu

Dry fruits makhana kaju aur badam k laddu banaungi aur usko mix krke gud leke aaungi phir haldi wala doodh banaungi

Induction bhi laane k soch rhi hu

Khareedungi yawwrrr

Iss baar Paisa barbaad krungi

Barbaad nahi hota paise honestly sach bolu toh khud k liye nahi uske liye le jaungi

Wallet aur belt bhi khareedungi

Bhai but vo eise bolta hai mana krdeta hai jo mera mann nahi krta vo krti hu jo mera mann krta uski permission nahi milti bhai kya thi kya ban gayi

Chutiya madarchod ban chuki hu mai kya hi bolein ajeeb hu bhaiii kaisi si hu mai attention seeker toh nahi hu mai

But like enough attention

Maakichewwtt

Mujhe insaano ka maans khana hai ek baar taste Krna hai yawwrrr mereko khana hai meetha aur tasty. Flavorful lgta hai eisa shyd hai

Kya krein ajeeb si chij bai

Hai

Rang jo lagyo re

Taaro rang

Bhai but yawwrrrrr mereko ajeeb lg raha mai bata rhi hu na ki kya hi bolu

[north palm]

Babla

[long pumice]

Ajeeb si hogayi hu mai

[long pumice]

kya hua baby boy

[north palm]

Dar lgra hai

[long pumice]

Kya hua kyu dar lgra

Huggiee lele

Daro mt batao kya hua tattee saggy ji

[north palm]

Bed ke niche se awaz aari

[long pumice]

Bhai kon sex krra tere bed k neeche

[north palm]

Bhut

[long pumice]

Lund hai uske paas bhoot toh jism less hota na

[north palm]

Gandi hogyi babla bhi

[long pumice]

Lund hai toh vagina kaha se Mila bhoot ko

[long pumice]

[north palm]

Vc aao yr bable

[long pumice]

Mawwffiii saggy

[long pumice]

abhi nai aa skti network issue h aur itni raat ko balcony p jaane se dar lgra

[north palm]

Okie

[long pumice]

Koina tu dar nahi tu brave ladka hai tu bhoot ho ya bhootni uske upr halla bol dena dar jayenge vo log tu nahi dar

Huggiee for you

Btw han m kaha thi

Mereko ajeeb lgra yawwrrr

Ye ajeeb sa chij hai

[north palm]

[long pumice]

Matlab kitni change hogayi hu bhai pehle farq pdta tha abhi farq jaise pdne lgta mai nafrat Krna shuru krdeti hu

Mereko nafrat manjoor hai ache se pr nahi

Kaisi si hu mai what the hellieee mannnn mereko insaani maans khana hai

Bhai mereko graveyard m jaakr coffee peena hai ekdum bitter coffee aur dead roses aur fresh roses k saath k bouquet banana hai

Mereko agr kabhi mera wala banega toh vo ekdum pyara hoga

Matlab see vo na kaisa hoga batau mai

Vo na mereko dead roses aur fresh roses k bouqet dega jisme usne coffee gira di ho usi bouquet m dead roses fresh roses aur coffee k smell ayegi

Aur vo mujhe dark chocolates khilayega jo dark chocolates m red roses k extract dala hoga and then vo chocolates vo graveyard k graves k dust se lipata hoga

Vo mujhe dark red colour k saree gift krega and gown bhi ho skta hai but I like the saree kinda thing

Bhai hum saath m rhenge toh kabhi din nahi hoga poora saal shaam aur raat hogu

Mujhe roshni nahi psnd hai aur na mai chahungi ki usko bhi roshni psnd ho hum saath m coffee aaur whisky peeyenge ghazal sunte hue aur cas k kuch kam gaane sunte hue

Falling in love, apocalypse thik lgta hai

Aur ghazal m

Dekhenge

Bhai but mereko ajeeb lg raha hai kya batau mai ajeeb sa

Kaise explain kru matlab dekho kya hota hai na kisi ko jinn patana hai

Jinnadd bhoot wala okieee

Mujhe na insaan nahi patana hai

Mujhe aatma ko patana hai tabhi hum power couple ban skte hai agr vo bhoot jinnad hoga aur mai insaan

[wintry fractal]

Ye kya aate hi dekh Liya

[long pumice]

Dead roses usko depict krega aur red roses mujhe aur coffee stains and smell vo mulaqat refer kregi humari and vo graveyard ka dust humare saath ko refer kregi

Mai aur mera jinnaadd the power couple banenge

Ye mai kya likh Rahi hu but mai jo bhi likh rahi hu mujhe acha lag raha hai matlab achi chij hai yawwrrr

[graceful ibex]

Lessgooo lessgooo aajao

Areee babla

[long pumice]

Letting my intrusive thoughts coming our

[graceful ibex]

Kaisi hai

[long pumice]

Our

[long pumice]

Achi hu zee aap kese ho

[north palm]

Aawaz to ja hi ni rhi

[graceful ibex]

Mai bhi badhiya ji

[north palm]

@graceful ibex gud morning

[graceful ibex]

Saggyyy baithak nahi jami aaj

[long pumice]

Neeche dekh kiski aawaj aari chill maar tension na le

[north palm]

Sab busy hai

[tidal stratus]

@thin talon bhul gaya kya

[graceful ibex]

Good morning cututuuu

[north palm]

[graceful ibex]

Aaj mai free hu to sab busy ho gaye

[north palm]

[north palm]

same aaj jaake to chutti mili

M

[tacit arrow]

ye kis chutiye ko reply ho gya

[long pumice]

Aaja mere sar pr lag jaa phir mamta banerjee k chewwingum m ghusnege

[tacit arrow]

I'm condom

[graceful ibex]

Yaarrr mai abhi tempass k mood mai thi ye log kaam karne lag gaye

[long pumice]

Mai lawda hu

[north palm]

Batao

[long pumice]

Am i mad

?

[north palm]

@vestal dome @outer gale @stoic mountain azao yr

[tacit arrow]

tujh pe chadh jau

[long pumice]

[graceful ibex]

Tru

[frosty flame]

[north palm]

Dikscut

Hey

[frosty flame]

Dont scare me

[stoic mountain]

miss kar rha hai to aa jaungi kuch der baad

[ancient orbit]

@wanton hull parachut pant by tss are good

[hasty lark]

Maulvi saab

Ban gaya bhaiii

Mkccc

[south wasp]

Wahi toh bc

[hasty lark]

@arctic kelp hii so gyii

[hasty lark]

Tu kya karraaaa

Sehri ke baad soyega?

Namaz padh ke

[south wasp]

Abhi toh bahar Jaa Raha hu

[south wasp]

Haan bhai

[hasty lark]

Oyee hoyee

Kidharr

[south wasp]

Kuch plan nahi hai kaha jaaunga 😭

[arctic kelp]

Khetiwadi thodi karungi
Danish ne bulaya bhi nhi party pw

[north palm]

Bhot

[south wasp]

Konsi party

[hasty lark]

😭😭

Abe yar

[arctic kelp]

Yeh jo tasty food tam kha rha

[north palm]

Meow

[arctic kelp]

Oska

Party

[south wasp]

Abhi dosto ke saath kon plan banake nikalta hai

[hasty lark]

U da real khet ujda hua

Haa bha

Party ni di

[south wasp]

abha ajao

[hasty lark]

badle mai 600 diya

[hasty lark]

Meoww

[arctic kelp]

Jnl

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

Haa bhai

[south wasp]

Bass jail na jau

[arctic kelp]

Kaya daga khana ma

[south wasp]

Dal chawal

[hasty lark]

😭😭😭

Jail mai

Zohar

[arctic kelp]

Ya party ha tara

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Comfort food hai

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

Yar address do fir

[arctic kelp]

Mana part manga
Camfart food ghar pa bha data ha

[arctic kelp]

hat

[south wasp]

Kaya khaga tam wa khalaga

[arctic kelp]

Likho

600

[hasty lark]

Bha danish iss baar bdy pe phele jitna mazza ni ayaaa na

[arctic kelp]

9

[hasty lark]

2

[south wasp]

Mera toh bill ban gaya valentine's pe aur birthday par

Bhikari hogaya hu

[hasty lark]

99799

Bhai tere toh

6 number

[arctic kelp]

Batayga kan

[hasty lark]

6009299799

2 bhi toh hai

[arctic kelp]

Bhalantain

[south wasp]

😭

[arctic kelp]

Wala

[south wasp]

ara fren ka sat gaya tha

[hasty lark]

😭😭😭

[arctic kelp]

Lasgo

[hasty lark]

Bhai mai toh isiliye jaata hi nhi

[south wasp]

Bhai 600 rupaye ka ek pizza

Margherita

Waala

[hasty lark]

Abe bhaiiiii

Italy

[south wasp]

Mai toh chud Gaya

[hasty lark]

Se banake

Laaye

[south wasp]

Wood fire pizza

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

YUM

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

CHUP

[hasty lark]

Theke h yar

So jaata hu

[arctic kelp]

Tujhe nhi

[south wasp]

300rs ka kuch

[arctic kelp]

Dyno ko

Bola

[south wasp]

Korean bun tha

[hasty lark]

Matalab mujhe permission hai

[south wasp]

Woh tasty tha

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Butter Garlic Fettuccine bhi acha tha

[hasty lark]

😭

[hasty lark]

Lesss goo bhai

[south wasp]

480/-