general-chat

[south wasp]

Abbey bhai mereko uski school ka naam pata hai

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Dream

[south wasp]

Laao paise

[cinder thistle]

kilojulab

[south wasp]

[south wasp]

wtf

[arctic kelp]

Regs ke bacche

[hasty lark]

Kiske kiskee

[south wasp]

Kilojulab

[arctic kelp]

Usi ke

[cinder thistle]

kya hai

[hasty lark]

Kilojulab

[cinder thistle]

kya haal hai

[vestal dome]

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

Wo para bhi likhti hai?

[south wasp]

julabkilo

[arctic kelp]

@south wasp knows better

[hasty lark]

Julab by kilo

[arctic kelp]

Biryani by kilo

[hasty lark]

Julabjamun

[arctic kelp]

[cinder thistle]

kBJ

[south wasp]

Excuse my language, woh apne keyboard pe baith ke likhti hai

[south wasp]

@hasty lark

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Tum chain forward Kari aur bj mujhe do

[umbral tapir]

Meow

[arctic kelp]

Keyboard dabke kharab ho jayegi bhai

[hasty lark]

Bhai keyboard hai ya fir cycle ki seat

[south wasp]

Badboo se

?

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

[cinder thistle]

kya aaam ki gutli jaise choos gyi kya

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

😭😭nhi wazan se

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Hell nah bhai

Woh ladki

Sar dard hai

[cinder thistle]

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Haan toh deke batado

[umbral tapir]

Why everyone has cat in pf

[hasty lark]

True @arctic kelp too

[south wasp]

Meri pfp me konsi cat hai bhai

[hasty lark]

Kutta hai teri mai toh

[arctic kelp]

You have

[hasty lark]

Kala

[south wasp]

Sai bhai ko kutta mat bol

[umbral tapir]

Tumhari pfp to dikh kha rhi u

[south wasp]

Mai aur sai hai

[cinder thistle]

naaah in @arctic kelp's pfp there is a witch bro

[hasty lark]

Meri m hum dono h

[arctic kelp]

i know you hate me but what is this behaviour

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

No thanks

[south wasp]

Ye billiyo ka mating session bohot ajeeb hota hai

[hasty lark]

Bhai sai ke liye wo tha ek emoji

[south wasp]

🌚

[cinder thistle]

itne pvt sv ghumliya abh emoji bhi yaad na rehte idhr 3 bhejne hote

[hasty lark]

5th row mai 3rd last bhaiiii sv emotes maiiii @south wasp @arctic kelp sai hai

[cinder thistle]

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

[cinder thistle]

link kha se laega

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

Fast as fuck

[arctic kelp]

Sairider

[hasty lark]

[cinder thistle]

Aaj aagya bc chat mai

[vestal dome]

Happi eid @south wasp

[south wasp]

Not today lost its on 18-19 of march

[hasty lark]

tu kon hai

[arctic kelp]

[vestal dome]

Happi fastinggg

[arctic kelp]

Regs

[vestal dome]

Then

[cinder thistle]

abe yaar

[hasty lark]

@cinder thistle abeeyyyy bkodeeee

[south wasp]

Thank you lostu

[cinder thistle]

[south wasp]

Kilojulab

[cinder thistle]

kilojulab

[hasty lark]

Bhai kal agar meri id udd jaye toh number de diyo

[south wasp]

Tes

[hasty lark]

[cinder thistle]

kya naam diya hai kj ko maine

[south wasp]

Should I put another?

[hasty lark]

[hasty lark]

Sambhavv

Jain

[south wasp]

Acha lag raha hu?

[hasty lark]

Accha wo toh baap ne diya tha

[south wasp]

Ya dusri lagau

[hasty lark]

Ohh still same

[south wasp]

Tu bol toh daddy waali pfp lagau

[hasty lark]

Cry

@arctic kelp teri cewwlezz ni hai kya

[cinder thistle]

koi toh hai kilojulab bolra terko baar baar

[south wasp]

Mat bol laga liya

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Mai khet mein jaati hoon

[cinder thistle]

[hasty lark]

Bhaii yeh pfp mai j7

Lagra hai

[south wasp]

J7 patla hai

[hasty lark]

Bulk pe hai

[south wasp]

[hasty lark]

Acchaa haaaa timepasss

[arctic kelp]

Danish bhai kiske foto laga rhe ho

[cinder thistle]

isko bina context daaldunga kahi pr maja aaega

[south wasp]

Is it a good thing

[arctic kelp]

😭😭

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Mai hu

Ek aur lagata hu

[arctic kelp]

Jhoott

[hasty lark]

bhai detan kha se karwaya

[cinder thistle]

kidr

[south wasp]

M

New pfp

[south wasp]

Bhai mai kabhi kaala nahi tha

[south wasp]

Saxh

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

bhai optician ka appointment tu lega ya mai book karu

[south wasp]

Back to sai bhai

Only pink

Abbey yaar

Gandi baatein

Mat karo

[hasty lark]

Bhai mai bhi kaala hu

[south wasp]

Mai

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Nahi kar sakta

[south wasp]

@limber maple ko chashme ke saath dekho ya bina same hi hai

[cinder thistle]

sai bhai toh duhwall ke colour se bhi kaale hai

[south wasp]

Ramzan chal raha hai

[hasty lark]

@limber maple toh tihar jail mai hai na

Bhai crazy joke maara Maine

[south wasp]

💔 rok raha hu mai apne aap ko

[cinder thistle]

gn frens

[south wasp]

Big Moment
@limber maple helped rajpal yadav in Tihar jail by giving him a hj

[hasty lark]

Gnn

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Jail nahi jaana hai ye mahine

[hasty lark]

Bhai mai bhi sota huuu

Goodnighttt @arctic kelp @south wasp

[south wasp]

😘 good night

[arctic kelp]

Goodnight Mayank

@south wasp bai basti

[south wasp]

Gad nat

[arctic kelp]

Gn regs

[south wasp]

Pata nahi

I mean i want to explore things

don't judge pls

Date

Fwb

Fantasies ka topic usne shuru kiya

Bhai bill bhi pay nahi kiya

Call ka bahana karke

Chali gayi

Waise bhi bill 260 ka tha

Streetfood date

Tum Ameer ho

Jaate honge 5 star

Me

Hum gareeb

Hai

Mere saath chaloge

Not a date

But aise hi

Fym bro

After that we can go to my place and do netflix and chill

Mumbai me kaha

🤨

Kaha par

Bass?

Kya samjhu iska

Bata de bhai mai konsa detective ban Raha hu

Ladkiya bhi yahi bolti hai jab mai unse puchta hu maine kya kiya

Kuch toh yaad hoga bc

Kyu ke mai puri raat jagane ki shakti rakhta hu

Bhai kaam hona achi baat hoti hai

It's okay bhai jab sirf me time bachega tab kaam ke liye tarsoge

[dusty thunder]

[south wasp]

Chodh do fir job

Hamesha ke liye me time hi me time

Fir kya karne ka plan hai

Itni jaldi retirement

?

Fir wapis ni me time

[tidal skiff]

[south wasp]

Work hard bhai

[tidal skiff]

[south wasp]

Aaj kal ke generation z

True

[floral lantern]

@queen field aajao bhai

[queen field]

Nhi kal aata hoon

[floral lantern]

[proven cave]

@queen field

[floral lantern]

paani

[queen field]

Aaj jara paani se baat krlu smjha kr scene khrab hai

Kal baat krta hoon 💗

[proven cave]

Hi

[floral lantern]

yeh yuki ko itna bhao mt do

[queen field]

Dm hee aajao

[proven cave]

Chuppp

[proven cave]

[floral lantern]

dost ke bich me ldki aagyi

sb smjh gya

[queen field]

Bkl voh pehle se hee thi

[floral lantern]

kro kro tumlog baat

[wispy turtle]

Soo gye sab

[vestal dome]

[sleek otter]

Found lost

[vestal dome]

Not found

[dusty thunder]

lost where

[tiny night]

Sona hai

[cinder steppe]

Ye tho tu hai

[dusty thunder]

kiske saath

[short edge]

@proven cave Dil hote jo mere ceene me do dusra dil bhi mai deta tuze de ta tod ne ko

[frozen dew]

😴

[proven cave]

[short edge]

[proven cave]

@vestal dome

[slim mantle]

Yoo

[prime zinc]

Subha ho gyi

Urho

Nahao

Haggo

[old jay]

Kyu bhai? Hum toh sham ko uthenge

[toxic wave]

Good morning

[frozen dew]

😴

[worn pulsar]

🐥

[calm breach]

Hellu

[toxic wave]

Hello hello cutie

How are you ?

[calm breach]

Wassup?

[calm breach]

Dying as usual
How are you?

[toxic wave]

Bas abhi soone ki taiyari

[toxic wave]

Ahh same

Dying

Like you

[calm breach]

Oh no

[toxic wave]

Shaadi ho gayi ?

[calm breach]

Itna late

[calm breach]

Nhi

[toxic wave]

Haan naa

[calm breach]

4-5 saal baad hogi

[toxic wave]

Indian ya pardeshi ?

[calm breach]

Pardesi

[toxic wave]

Kyu itna late

[toxic wave]

Yrr Indian ache hote

Gujju chaiye toh bolo

[calm breach]

Hum dono ke ambition hai jo hume complete karne hai

[calm breach]

Nhi hote acche Indian

[toxic wave]

Oh already pata k rakha hai

[toxic wave]

🥲🥲

[calm breach]

Tried dating Indian guys but sabko casual rakhna hai

And hook up chahiye sabko

[toxic wave]

F casual wale log

[calm breach]

Yes 7-8 months ho gaye

[toxic wave]

Hard to find something real

[frozen dew]

😴

[toxic wave]

Oh damn

[calm breach]

I went out with a 30yo man and he was looking for something casual

[frozen dew]

Sleep if u r a minor

[toxic wave]

Uncle ko bolo ab papa banne ki umar ho gayi

[calm breach]

Gujju toh bol hi mat gujju ladke manipulate karte hai

[toxic wave]

Yrrr sab aise nhi hote 😭😭

[calm breach]

Lol

[frozen dew]

♿ weeeee

[old jay]

Ukiyo lappad padeenge guddi pe kesi hai meri dhano itne saalo baad

[frozen dew]

♿ ♿

[calm breach]

The gujju people I met were manipulative, invalidated my insecurities, I mean ik it doesn’t matter to them but I don’t like when people are pushy about it

[frozen dew]

@neon relic saale manipulative

[toxic wave]

Yeh in general mard jaat hai

[calm breach]

Badiya badiya, how are you?

[old jay]

Stephen hawking in Epstein island be like

[calm breach]

Nope ab generalize nhi kar sakti

[toxic wave]

Pure gujju ladko aur Indian ladko ko kar diya toh sabko hiii kardo 🥲

[graceful ibex]

Yaaawwwrrr

Naukri nahi mag rahi

[calm breach]

India ke launde ese nhi hai bus yaha ke Indian launde ese hai

[graceful ibex]

Lag

[old jay]

You know me abhi 3 half murder aur 2 full karke aayi hu. Hustle never stops

[graceful ibex]

Mujhe tension ho rahi hai

[calm breach]

Teri shaadi ki umar ho gayi?

[frozen dew]

♿ 🚼

[graceful ibex]

Aise mai koi beti mujhe apna baap kyu degi

[calm breach]

Damnnn sounds tiring man
Keep going gurl✨✨

[toxic wave]

Nope ig tuhjse ek saal chota ya samw age hai humari

[calm breach]

[graceful ibex]

[old jay]

Yes thank you gurl

[calm breach]

I’m about to be 27

[frozen dew]

Anath hogi

[toxic wave]

Oh 3 saal badi

24

[frozen dew]

Pura decade bade

[graceful ibex]

Anath beti apna baap kaise degi yaar

[calm breach]

Degi koi na kii ladki apna baap de degi don’t worry

[graceful ibex]

Vo to kisi aur ka degi na

[calm breach]

Soon soon

[frozen dew]

Dahej m?

[graceful ibex]

Aap? #zox #nogaaligaloch #nomaarpeet

[calm breach]

Damn minor

[toxic wave]

Last india kab visit kiya ya ab kab karne wali ?

[frozen dew]

Younger**

[graceful ibex]

Also I second on gujju guys being trash and not dating material

Or any material

[calm breach]

Meri mere baap se nhi banti….living in guilt but no regrets

[graceful ibex]

I'm a gujju myslef

[calm breach]

Lol

[graceful ibex]

Dayummm gurlll aap to mera mirror ho

[frozen dew]

🌬️

[calm breach]

2019, agar meri best friend ki shaadi hui toh jaaungi India

[toxic wave]

Idhar guj mai hogi ?

[calm breach]

For real

I agree

[frozen dew]

Abhi Kahn ho?

[graceful ibex]

Na mai ladka hu na hi harayanvi #saynotodahej

[calm breach]

Naah probably UP me uska gaon hai waha but she lives in Gujarat

[calm breach]

[calm breach]

Amrika

[graceful ibex]

Where you from?

[calm breach]

@graceful ibex

[frozen dew]

Haryanvi log se kya dikkat h

[graceful ibex]

Sem Amrika mai kaha?

[calm breach]

Texas

[graceful ibex]

Nahi matlab aisi koi baat nahi mujhe generally logo se hi dikkat hai

[graceful ibex]

The Gujju hub after NJ

[graceful ibex]

India mai kaha se?

[frozen dew]

Bidesh m rehke buddhi brasth ho gyi h

[calm breach]

Naah I live near Houston yaha zyda gujju nhi hai but South Indian log hai

[calm breach]

Gujarat

[frozen dew]

[graceful ibex]

Actually ya Texas is hub for Telugus

[frozen dew]

[graceful ibex]

Sad

[frozen dew]

[graceful ibex]

Tru hai

[frozen dew]

[calm breach]

I just feel like Indians are scattered all over

[exotic moat]

Yo

[calm breach]

Naah I like Gujarat just not the people

[graceful ibex]

Fair same ig but people really make it intolerable

[graceful ibex]

Where in Guj tho?

[calm breach]

Yup sometimes they really do

[sudden nest]

What's up chat

[calm breach]

Near vapi

[graceful ibex]

[karmic goblet]

hi.

[gaunt wagon]

[shy garnet]

hello

[cinder steppe]

hiii

[shy garnet]

@graceful ibex hows life

hii dhawal kya haal chaal

[cinder steppe]

razna tu kya padhta tha

[shy garnet]

ca-acca

[cinder steppe]

acha

tu events vagera par jaata?

[shy garnet]

rarely

[cinder steppe]

ahhh

[shy garnet]

kaise events

[cinder steppe]

chorh fir

kuch dikhana tha

[shy garnet]

acha

[cinder steppe]

haan

[sharp path]

Ohayo gozaimaz

[tiny night]

Acha

[cobalt holly]

Ye kya reply hai

[past shuttle]

@cinder steppe @calm breach @graceful ibex 3 -3 gujju

Aaj sv bech denge

[azure steppe]

Morning

[cinder steppe]

mai gujju nhi hoon

mai punjabi hoon

[past shuttle]

tu hai

[past shuttle]

morning isha

[ocean anchor]

[past shuttle]

[azure steppe]

Morning morning

[past shuttle]

kya chalra

[azure steppe]

Fogg

Chai peene lgi hu

Tu hta

Bta

[past shuttle]

kya baat karre ho

[past shuttle]

Bas wahi, chai pike pada hu

series dekhra

[azure steppe]

Konsi

[past shuttle]

kohrra

[rancid fractal]

Acha

[past shuttle]

param

[azure steppe]

Oh
Konse episode pr pohncha

[rancid fractal]

Kidaan

[past shuttle]

abhi hi suru kia

[azure steppe]

Oka oka

[past shuttle]

pehla season dekha tha ab bhul gya hu to rewatch

[past shuttle]

me ta behtareen

[cinder steppe]

hii

[rancid fractal]

Vdia

[azure steppe]

Acha

[past shuttle]

kya karra

[rancid fractal]

Kam

[past shuttle]

Varun sobti ki gaaliyan

[past shuttle]

waah re

[rancid fractal]

[past shuttle]

kar tu kaam

[rancid fractal]

mn nhi krra but krna pdhega

[past shuttle]

😆 😆

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Aap ki marzi yaar

[cunning garnet]

[north palm]

[mortal island]

[charred lance]

[prime zinc]

[golden agate]

🚬

[silver heath]

no

stop

no sutt

for you

you're a bad boy

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[silver heath]

nooo

dont

[golden agate]

🚬

[silver heath]

24 ki ho gyi hai bhai

mat kr paise waste

😭

20 ki connect omfg

holy taxation

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[stoic mountain]

@zenith raft nalla baccha

[stoic mountain]

good morning

[zenith raft]

Aap bhi to yahi ghum rahe ho kavisha ji 😭😭

[north palm]

Gud morning

[dire meteor]

so gya tha good morning

[drowsy sinew]

Hi frens
Am new here

[topaz drift]

Mai keya GOOD MORNING hai jiiiiiiii

👻

[balmy garden]

Hi

Am new here

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[balmy garden]

Good for you

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[balmy garden]

Not right now

Why no one is active now

[topaz drift]

Who gonna stop me

[outer gale]

btech

[haughty fog]

real

[stuck spindle]

Btek

[long pumice]

Ek toh ye bhencooo

Mai kal ladai kyu kri

Ajeeb lgra

Mai toh shy hu yawwrrr

Ladai kaise kr skti hu

Matlab mereko na kya hi matlab hai yawwrrr

Yaha se ewww peoplesss

Degree leke jaana hau

Laude k logsss

Madarchod k bacchere

Gawar saaleeee

Aree bhai kaise ajeeb logsss hai

Ewwwww though

Matlab bhaiii eewww

Papa ko boli thi journalism Krna hai

Agriculture krwane k liye gao m bhej diye jungle k beecho beech

Boltey ki chehhhhh

Ajeeb log hai yaha bhai poore ajeeb hai

Ladai kis baat se krte

Gandeshwari log h yawr

Ek toh bahinchooooo

Kaise log hai

Maine pehle baar eise prajati k insaani log dekhe hai ksm se

Dyno teri ma ko chummi dedungi laude k baal

[maiden fjord]

Blabla

Kyu hai aisi

[long pumice]

Bhai mai kaisi si hy

Pagal hu mai

Chutiya hu mai

Yaha k log kaise logsss hai

[maiden fjord]

Ajeeb si

[long pumice]

[maiden fjord]

2 tango mein chalne wali alien

[long pumice]

Bhaiiiiii ye kaise log hai koi itna gawar kaise ho skta

Ek toh bcccc chehhh

Kaise dikhte h

Baune madarchod k baccheee

[maiden fjord]

Doraemon ke gadget bhi na kaam kre ispe

[long pumice]

Bhai ek toh kaiseee hai sabke life m ghusna hota acha hua mai jhut nahi bolti

[maiden fjord]

5'5 hi hogi uski height

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

5'3 hogi

Ek toh yawwrrrr

Mera dimaag k bhaang bharosaaa hogya

[maiden fjord]

Koi nhi, badh jayegi

[long pumice]

Ye aradhana gandu madarchod ki bcchi ewww though

[maiden fjord]

Babla teri kitni hai

[long pumice]

Saloni ki maa ki chewtt

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[long pumice]

5'2 hu

[maiden fjord]

Are gali nhi dete ladkiyon ko

[maiden fjord]

Awww

[long pumice]

Bhaiii

[golden agate]

This is sexism

[long pumice]

Kaise log hai yawwrrr

[maiden fjord]

I believe in sexism

[long pumice]

Mai toh shaant kra rhi thi mereko bolri ki meri pohoch hai

Bhosdikeeee logsss

[golden agate]

Men ☕

[long pumice]

Aap teri maa chodu laudiiii lohe k deakk se

[maiden fjord]

Cute nhi hai wo ?

[long pumice]

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[long pumice]

Lodu h vo

[maiden fjord]

Oh

[maiden fjord]

Tu colg mein bore nhi hoti

[glossy ice]

Guys I think samay raina gonna marry sahiba bali

Aur kullu third wheel banega

[prime zinc]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Omg leaks

[maiden fjord]

Kisi ki nhi hogi 🥰

Shadi

[fossil plinth]

Bro why are you thinking this ?

[azure slate]

Aur cheat kon karega dono me se

[past shuttle]

@dense forum

[paper vault]

Hi chat

[maiden fjord]

Ok

[paper vault]

Not ok

[prime zinc]

@golden agate

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[north palm]

🥺

[dawn panther]

Spammer nga

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

[maiden fjord]

why not

[inland wagon]

Role: IGL / Assaulter / Support

Age: 23

Experience: 4+ Years

LANs Played: 5+

Achievements: Official + Unofficial
Device: iPhone 14 Pro Max (iOS 17)
Availability: 1 PM – 12 AM
I’m currently looking to join a settled, experienced team (wildcard lineup preferred).

What I bring:
• Strong IGLing + mid-round calls
• Flexible role (can assaulter/support if needed)
• LAN experience
• Good game sense & team coordination

Looking for:
• Proper settled roster
• Serious competitive mindset
• Good vision + gunpower

DM for tryouts

[glossy ice]

Yeh bkl gareeb hi marte hain aakhir mein 👆

[tame trout]

Ye kis cheez ka resume bna diya bhay ne

[maiden fjord]

bgmi ka

ya fir free fire ka

[tame trout]

Is se behtar koi job dhoondh leta

[orchid lintel]

acha

[tame trout]

Haa

[maiden fjord]

mewo

[orchid lintel]

hi

[maiden fjord]

hello

[orchid lintel]

wssup

[maiden fjord]

all great, wbu

[orchid lintel]

im
bored

[maiden fjord]

so am i,

[orchid lintel]

wdyd

[maiden fjord]

student right now

[orchid lintel]

school?

[maiden fjord]

nah

[orchid lintel]

clg

[maiden fjord]

yep, and u

[orchid lintel]

same

[maiden fjord]

engineering ?

[orchid lintel]

nah

[maiden fjord]

bba?

[orchid lintel]

bsc

[maiden fjord]

great.

[orchid lintel]

yeah

wby?

[maiden fjord]

pursuing b.com and part time coach

[orchid lintel]

damn how old are you?

[maiden fjord]

20

[orchid lintel]

not bad

[maiden fjord]

yours ?

[crimson karma]

@hasty lark mai na sehta

[orchid lintel]

i’ll be tuning 20 this year

[hasty lark]

saale stalk kya krra

[maiden fjord]

nice, when is your birthday ?

[brisk flame]

yo peeps!

[frozen dew]

19 ki umar m 20 banne ki koshish

Not bad

[brisk flame]

hmmmmmmmm

[frozen dew]

I m kartik not peeps

[brisk flame]

hello kartik didnt mean to offend ya

[frozen dew]

Heyy , juss kidding

[brisk flame]

well i didnt knew so.. u know safe zone

[frozen dew]

Did ke sath knew

[maiden fjord]

chutiye negative bhi to hai

[frozen dew]

Usme bhi first form aata h chutiye

Ya fir m hi chutiya hoon

[maiden fjord]

tu hi hai bkl

english ke exam mein jhaat likh ke ayega

[frozen dew]

Chat gpt kariyo

Bklund

[orchid lintel]

24nov

[frozen dew]

Did ke sath first form aata h

Ye 19 ka commerce wala muje english sikha rh h

[maiden fjord]

where are u from meow

mwow

meow*

ahhh

its mewo

[topaz drift]

Wee woo wee woo

[frozen dew]

Cat bolde

Jiski preparation kar rh h

Cat ki to crack karni h tuje

[topaz drift]

Cat to krloge, 12th me 95 percentage kaha se laogr

[frozen dew]

Teri Gand marke

[topaz drift]

Be humble, breathe, no gaalis, baccho ko gaali ni dete

Bacche man ke सच्चे

[frozen dew]

De bhi deta to gand hi mardeta m kuch nhi kar skta tu

[topaz drift]

Hota Hai hota hai

Is umar me khoon jyada garam rehta h

[frozen dew]

Tere jesa hogya to ye bhi ho hi jaega

[frozen dew]

majak kar rh

Hoon

Gussa mat hona

[topaz drift]

Hmm

[frozen dew]

Soke utha hoon

Isiliye chat p jyada bol rh

Warna Aryan ko bhav dena to to-do list m h hi nhi

[maiden fjord]

[pale trellis]

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

Nunneshwar aagyi

[paper vault]

hi chat

[long pumice]

Kaise guysss

Kya kr rhe

[maiden fjord]

bhav to teko tere ma baap bhi nhi dete

[topaz drift]

Ab chat active ho jayegi

[long pumice]

Kya khaya aapne zeeee

[maiden fjord]

babla

[long pumice]

Maine matar khaya

Chawal k saath

Aapne kya khaya

[topaz drift]

Hi

[long pumice]

Mutton nahi khaya

Mutton nahi insaani maans khana hai

Majjaa ajayega khakr

[topaz drift]

Larh chusta try kr

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Paise bhej do na

Please mummmaaaaa

[topaz drift]

Maine suna cg side khate h ye

[crimson karma]

usi msg ke upar tag kiya tune mujhe

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

Eise nahi krowwww

Bhaad m jaao

[outer gale]

[long pumice]

Mereko ab nahi rehna idhr

Bcccc

[topaz drift]

Bhaad me jaunga to bhaad ko bura ni lagega

[topaz drift]

[maiden fjord]

kuch nhi abhi to

[outer gale]

[long pumice]

Yee saale gaandu log

Madarchod k baccheee

Ab dekhna

Ruko bcccc

Bhencoooo

[outer gale]

@north palm

[topaz drift]

@frozen dew tujhe keh rhi

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[topaz drift]

Ha ise bhi

[long pumice]

Inki maaa nahi chodi toh mera naam bhi shy nahi

[outer gale]

@dawn panther

[dawn panther]

Physics 12 th me kitte aye the

[outer gale]

@topaz drift

[outer gale]

82

[dawn panther]

@delicate locust

[dawn panther]

[outer gale]

[frozen dew]

Usme muje kya if someone is abusing me ye uski glti h mera usse koi relation nhi h

[dawn panther]

70 tak ache hotte hai kya?

[tame trout]

[outer gale]

70 + 30 = 100 too gd

[dawn panther]

Abe

40+30

70

[long pumice]

Inki maa ki choootttt

[topaz drift]

@outer gale

[topaz drift]

Hmm

[topaz drift]

Bc 70 ka to paper hi howe h cbse me

[frozen dew]

Tu bass 70 laa paya

[outer gale]

haan bc ache h

[dawn panther]

@outer gale

[long pumice]

Mera dimaag kharab hota isss vjh se

[outer gale]

hn hn 10th wala dimaag aagya tha

[dawn panther]

[frozen dew]

[outer gale]

muze gali de rhi h ?

[topaz drift]

Aiaitiyan

[topaz drift]

Yes

[frozen dew]

Mere siva Apco kon gali dega

[long pumice]

Inki maa ki choootttt

Bhaiiii

[topaz drift]

Khair mere to 45 % aye the 12th me

[long pumice]

Pagal vagal h kya

[dawn panther]

@outer gale

[frozen dew]

@long pumice

[long pumice]

Mai toh kuch expectations bhi nahi rkhtu

Ye madarchodooo se

[dawn panther]

@outer gale

[long pumice]

Madarchod loggg

Han bak rhi hu gaali

Ky kroge

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Ab lauda uthayega call mera inlog ka

[frozen dew]

Tere se jyada marks laenge

[topaz drift]

Lauda uthega ?

[outer gale]

acha lode

[topaz drift]

Nunneshwar to missing h

[outer gale]

haha

[dawn panther]

State board hai tera js

[long pumice]

Bhenchoddd ek toh mereko smjh nahi aata

Inki mkc

[topaz drift]

Kuki lauda

[dawn panther]

Nikhil lega

[frozen dew]

Very soon m gayab hone wala hoon

[long pumice]

Vo bhosdiwaleeeee k liye itne lakhon laga diye

Maa chudaye

[dawn panther]

@outer gale

[long pumice]

Mereko mangna nahi psnd kisi se

[frozen dew]

Only 2 lakh

[long pumice]

Mar jaungi

[topaz drift]

Ha uska larh chusta bana kr babla ko treat de dunga

[dawn panther]

@long pumice

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[dawn panther]

Gotte tight

[frozen dew]

L name

[dawn panther]

[frozen dew]

Old one better

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[outer gale]

me too @topaz drift bhi

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[outer gale]

bkl

[frozen dew]

Les goo

[topaz drift]

Ha bas thoda hi time bacha h

[outer gale]

babla mujhe pehchanne se inkar krdi @long pumice

[long pumice]

Maine kab nai pehchana tujhe

Ek toh bahincho

[dawn panther]

Mere 80% ni bne toh bsc krne lgg jaunga

[topaz drift]

Babla to babli nikli

[frozen dew]

Madrasiyo ko unke gharwale nhi pehchan paate

[topaz drift]

Bsc agriculture

[golden agate]

Wo moan ka awaz sunke pehchanti hai

[dawn panther]

Ya fir English literature

Stanford se

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

hahhaaaaa

[topaz drift]

Bsc krne walo ko gf achi milti h

[outer gale]

aajyne re chill

[outer gale]

[golden agate]

🧢

[dawn panther]

Ghar walle ni manega

[golden agate]

Gotta Light?

[dawn panther]

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

Voh to sirf paise walo ko milti h

[dawn panther]

Exactly 💯

[topaz drift]

Billi ko hi dekh le , 4 gf lekar baitha h pondicherry me

[frozen dew]

Kuki khud kisi ki girlfriend banne layak h

[long pumice]

Ek toh bahincoooo

[topaz drift]

Ek to bahinchooo

[long pumice]

Isiliye ghr jaane k Mann nahi hota mera

[outer gale]

gotta lost

[dawn panther]

Agar physics me ache marks ni aaye toh kbhi dc ni aunga

[frozen dew]

Bhai mat kar uska break up hua th sad ho jaenge

[topaz drift]

[dawn panther]

@vestal dome

[outer gale]

actually completely

[outer gale]

kitna chaiye uhne

[topaz drift]

Aaj maine breakup ki party rakh li haii

[long pumice]

Hostel band hojayega ghr p jaakr marna pdega

[dawn panther]

80+

[long pumice]

Mereko din bhar pdhai manjoor hai saal bhar exam dena but ghr jaana nahu

Inki maakiccccc

[outer gale]

50 theory me

[frozen dew]

Tereko kon apni bitiya de gaya

[topaz drift]

Ghar pe dupatta mat dalna

[long pumice]

Mereko log hi nahi psnd

[topaz drift]

Js

[long pumice]

Ek toh bahincooo

Madarchod logs hai sab

[dawn panther]

Mushkil hai krlunga aaj shamm se pdhna shuru kruga

[frozen dew]

Vice versa

[topaz drift]

Bola tha na chat active ho jayegi

Huh

[long pumice]

Mai akele bhaag jaungi phir bolenge launde k saath bhaag gayi hongi

[outer gale]

aaj ?

[long pumice]

Inki mati maari gayi meri

[topaz drift]

Phy ka to ho gya na paper?

[long pumice]

Launde k saath bhagungi

Maakicccc unki

Bhosdiwale log

Akele bhaag jaungi ek din

[dawn panther]

Haa aaj sham se subh tak aur fir 10 bje exam hai

[frozen dew]

Langda hua to

[long pumice]

Phir rhungi akele

[outer gale]

mkc

[dawn panther]

Physical education ho gaya

[long pumice]

Bhagungi hi nahi launde k saath

[frozen dew]

Abhi kar na

[long pumice]

Bhosdiwale log

[topaz drift]

Ohhh

[long pumice]

Isiliye rona aata

[dawn panther]

3 bje se

[frozen dew]

Kiska h?

[topaz drift]

Round Robin tournament

[dawn panther]

Physics

[long pumice]

Ek toh bahincoooo expectations k naam p lauda kuch nahi hai meri phir bhi baklundi krte

Madarklaad log

[frozen dew]

Chalke jana

[dawn panther]

Kesa ab

[frozen dew]

Bhagna kyu

[long pumice]

Laad chaat lo sab bhosdiwaleeeee

Dimaag k bhang bhosda krdia

[frozen dew]

Easy nikal dega

[long pumice]

Bhai akele bhag jaungi

[outer gale]

main main padhle

[long pumice]

Ksm se

[topaz drift]

Newton ke laws yaad krke chale , aur kuch aata nhi exam me iske alawa

[outer gale]

ray wave

modern phy

[long pumice]

Mar jana psnd krungi

Eise logo k saath nahi

Rhna

[frozen dew]

[outer gale]

electronic waves

[long pumice]

Ewww though

[dawn panther]

Krta modern magnet emw aur electro krke jauga

[frozen dew]

Newton 2 saal pehle th

[outer gale]

haan krle

[long pumice]

Ek toh saale log

Mereko boltey

Acha hua

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Madarchod k gandoooo

[topaz drift]

Haaye itna padhai , kuki bada hogya

[long pumice]

Saalooo

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

Tumhari maai k cherry m pinch krungi

[dawn panther]

Bsdk 10 me 96 the

[long pumice]

Bhaiii mera aadat nahi gau

[dawn panther]

12 the me lund lg gye

[long pumice]

Hai

[topaz drift]

Ha to isme bsdk kyu bola lode , bhen ke devar

[dawn panther]

[long pumice]

Bhukhe mar jaungi

But kisi s help nai maangungi

Bhosdiwale

[dawn panther]

Kyuki 12th sood gyi meri

[long pumice]

Illegal business krungi organ trafficking ka

Phir dekhna lauda kisi k saath rhungi

Bss usi din k wait kr rhi

[dawn panther]

Babla ke liye alag text channel bnana padega

[topaz drift]

Mera to sem hi chud gya , bklode ne 9 se niche gira di cg

[dawn panther]

[topaz drift]

Ab kaise Google me job lagegi meri

[long pumice]

Phir jo 1000 km / h ki speed se bhagungi na

[frozen dew]

<@&700414488351866981> random 😘

[long pumice]

Phir nahi dikhungi kisi ko

Ek toh bccc

Beer taste kia tha bsss

Suna diye laad log

[dawn panther]

Kash mai bhi dropper hotta

[long pumice]

Bhai mereko smjh nahi aata ye daaru buri chij kaise hai

[frozen dew]

9 ke upar to AI hota h

[long pumice]

Ek toh sala smjh nai aata cheating Krna glt kaise hai

Mujhe kuch chij galat nahi lgta

[brittle ibex]

Bhai Mera idhar 8 he nhi pohuch tu 9 ke liye ro rha hai

[long pumice]

Gareebo k paisa khana galat kaise hai

[frozen dew]

Neet wale doctor se pehle dropper hi bante h chill

[long pumice]

Unke paas dimag hona chahiye

Ki unka Paisa na khaye

[dawn panther]

Shi baathai exam me cheating allow honi chahiye

[long pumice]

Bahinnbccc

[topaz drift]

Drop lekar bhi logo ko aiaiti nhi milti

[long pumice]

Mereko ajeeb lgta hai isiliye

[dawn panther]

Aiaiti kya hai bsdk

[long pumice]

Bhai mereko rona aajata hai yawaarrr

[dawn panther]

Iit

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

Shit

[long pumice]

Mai rona nahi chahti

But aajata

[frozen dew]

Vc m iska muh nhi khulta bhai typing m rukti nhi h

[long pumice]

[dawn panther]

Mai board drop ki baat kra tha

[frozen dew]

Weird sperm

[long pumice]

Bhosdiwale logssss

[topaz drift]

Aiaiti moooombaiiii