#general-chat
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@agile summit hi, been long time
ashwin bhai ap kisi din mahila wali id banao



Banau kya mast catfish krte hiaa
Heyy kya haal hain
Reonion horra hai aaj toh
yhi hai kya, mai to mst hu
Nice yaar
ap batao, kaisa hai sb
Sab changa si
badhiya, vc kb se nhi aye /

Uski yaad aa gayi
Good night 
Been months
mat yad kiya kro bhag jayegi
Mujhe kyu unmute kiya 

Bc bekar h ye dc
Bhag chuki hai
@cinder steppe
come
Ye svr hi delete krdo 
Server bhi
same here, kbhi ana to tag krna

@dawn panther aise mat bhgaya kr
Shubhratri mitronnn
Shamma kahe parwane se
Aryan ko dekho abhi bass 
Paree chla ja

Good night
Haha
ted bhai so ja chup chap
He's fiance of @karthik
Hn bhyi
Hn hn bade log
@wraith hound

Hm kahan bde log
Hm to chhote admi h
Aur kaun
Idhar mat niklo apna haarnies
Jager ka magga bada to hota h

Modiji hi bol do khud ko na
magga bhai to vhi hai jo momo kha rhe the hookup ke baad ig
Itna alcohol kaun handle kr payega
Wtf mags?@clear nexus
Modi hater? 
dm mein to sukha pada hai
Sure, goodnight!
momo to khaye the hookup ka to yaad nhi
π likh nhi skta
Send ss
Love modi

mewt mewt
Momo ke sath hookup hua hoga , kiss then eat

Nashe me kar liya hoga
desert wibes hain
Hi shapath
hi knee π©
that's not a keel
π€£
sad
that's nut & bolt
Oyeee
#pictures yaha pe
Maar dungi
ye duo 8 wale firse transformers dekh rhe hain

Baat krte h
WhatsApp pe bhi to hain hum
aur biwi bacche sab thik?
π mein to accha ldka hu
Who?
Cool hai
Ohh?
Sab badiya h , sogye h aaram se
setting kya hota hai π
Bouquet
vernais
Vo to
Haan wahi Almost bandi
Aise hi
You only said on insta
Aapke pati aur bacche ?
i dislike the use of term setting in that context
Insta ki baat insta tk rkho na
it's so 
I'm not here to impress you brother
my twink slept

Bc yaha pe kuch log WhatsApp, snap, insta pe hote huye idhar aate hai chat karne ππ
i was just sharing it but cool cool


get sleep @paper vault
Ted is on bed rest
TED is unofficial owner of this svr

official hi hai, dhawal bhai ko to job pe rakha hai
+1
bata rha tha
Imagine how lifeless they feel ki dc pe aake bhi wahi baate karni hai

no comments
acha 
@bright briar ladle
Health

@arctic kelp aur vaii toti vc aaa
Sukha


Apne dosto ka flex bass Mera dost ye h mera dost voh h
Accha
12;30 hote nhi ki kuch log apni jin sko ghis kar dc a jate hain
Hatja
Tags ke reply diya nhi jaata terese?
Yahi dost gaan bhi maarte hai na
Detaaa hu naaaaaa are wo answers release ho gaye honge kal walee
saath m dekhte aaja
Ladki mil gyi to simp karlia
Bc 3-4 saal ho gye kuch logo ko abhi bhi
Hi
Kese ho
Se upar baat nhi jaa payi


Ladle
This feels personal bhai
hi ke ange block hi ho jata hai to kaha se badhegi baat
Ladko ko batttt krna nahi aata
AEIOU
Pahadan chudail ke aage block hota , hi ke aage nhi
baat krne wali honi chahiye
ek aur bkl hai
Jaise ki priya mittal
ab ye kon hai
Bhot ache se baat krti hai
Kha gaya usse dhoondo
A gaya vapas 
Abe bklund ni manra kya krdu teri tell chatai
Usko baat krna aata hai
lodu
Nope lost them to you 
mayank bhai nice one

Baate to humare Zamane me hua krti thi
Smooth
Nhi ese hi bol rh
Abhi bhi neecha dhikate h bachkand log chi be
ππ

Operator
youβre mad
awwww
Daant kya dikha rahi hai 
Bhai hai merepe
Kyu na dikhaun
Toh udd fata fat

mai kaise maanuu
π
ππ
Mat man bhai
π


Aisi taisi
@quaint shuttle prada
Nonchalance ki*
ye rone wala hi emoji hota hai na ?

π
why are you missing srk
Is your mom's name aatma? 
my github copliot fucked up
Kya h 
What happened ?
Chalo koi na bhai, so jao tum rest do brain ko exam k liye. Faltu me energy waste matt karo aise logo pe

Thankkk youu soo muchh

chnaged the agent now stuck in a loop loading context history
Youβre welcome 
yaad aapko thodi de sakta
Is it saying something like generating summary or anything ?
Lekin usko toh
yes
Summarizing conversation history...
Same happened with me yesterday, I cancelled it , its not worth it i guess
@crimson karma bhenkelodeee lund kaat kat ke tere muh mai hi ghusa dunga fake chhod real baap bhi ni ban payega 
Pati banake sudhaar do

It will generate the whole code's explanation
EWW

Are bhai
Flirting notes 
βοΈ


so jao nikil bhai
Teach me teach me ,
Zara Zara teach me teach me teach me
Kal chutti h , aaram se 12 baje uthunga

Youβre disgusting 


Gpay chalata hai?
Only phonepe, proper dehati
Aye sudip you're showing too much kok da
@arctic kelp kha gyee
Hatja
Screenshot bhej
1-1 mark ka tha wo
Birthday party
Toh abhi birthday party ka kya karu
Ara basti
Ara halo
teri party hai
Kasa ha tam
Mera bhi 5:41 am ko shuru hoga roza
Tera bday phele tha bhai 
Budday pa kaya kaya
Thak ha ya monkey sa party lara ha
Ramadan mubarak
Mang bha
tu bada hai mere se tu de pehle
Oska budday party
Dil Tera zyada bada hai
Dinner Kiya bahar bass aur kuch nahi ;-;

Mera lun bhi bada hai
Mai toh gareeb h bhai

Achi baatein karni hai
Straw ne flowers nhi bheji?
usko block kar rakha hai uska wish bhi nahi aaya

Wow
Usme mazza ni aayegaaa
kal se time manage karna hai

mereko nhi chahiye maza
Bha
she's weirdo
Iβm being generous bha
Bha lekin marks bhi toh tere ha

She is for the way she replies
Ara themax bha
Me vary smart
Bhai Allah karwa dega niyat rakhna bus 
5-8 sleep, 9-3 kaam 3-4 thodi padhai 5-6 ghar pohochunga 6-5 tak bakchodi
Ye rahega schedule
Kal se
Araa bha to see that only bha callang you
Woh toh hojata hai manage usme tension nahi hai
Bhai tasty food milegiii naa
Na bha dant cal
Konsi padhai karta h tu bhai
woh toh hai lekin tasty food is not the objective
Business books padhta hu bhai
Haa bhaaa fir kya
But tasty food is th result
Merese coaching le bha
Bha your result let's see
Per hour session rate

roz oily food khaunga
ye sleep schedule theek kyu nahi hota
Business classes only 400rs/hr
You dont want to isliye
@clever stag I miss you bro
Mai agar abhi sojau toh 5am sehri ke liye nahi uthunga
Abh tu mereko yeh bhi btayega
Gpay par hi bhej
watched a movie with the chaiyya chaiyya intro
Tera kyu kharab h
devil wears prada π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Tereko kyu btaun
im so looking forward to the sequel
9 paach baar hai
Abbey saale
9090900990
Tu ab mujhe yeh bhi ni batayegi 
Okay let me guess 9057099099
Bhai ek Banda tha uska pura number bas 80 tha like 80 in repeat
Agar tum guess bhi kar loge toh mai nahi bataunga sahi hai ya galat
abbeyyy
Call krke aataa huu
Delete
M karuu
Mayank btayega na
ππ
Lo mil gyi


Kitna harami hai yeh
Bc pehle paanch bata diye
Bass abh 1 number batana baaki hai
Masked number toh daal rakha hai maine
Last 5 me 4 baar toh 9 hai
Abbey bhosdike

@limber maple aaj agar ramzan ka pehla din nahi hota toh mohammed ali road ke kasai khaane me tera gosht bikta
Can i get a shambhu




π ladkiyo ke dm me spam karde yaha nahi
Bhaiiii
Gents toilet mai likh du kya
Payal
Pls call after 10pm

Tera number bhi nikalna padega abh

Bhai Allah ka vaasta
π
abh tu gaya abhi faiz ko call karta hu
Iβm talking to teeaaa

She came backkk

mat yaad dila
Yessssss

Oye hoyeee
Karo karoo
ye faiz call uthale fir Tera number lelu
Abee
Uski glti ni hai
Wo seedha hai bhai beechara
tu toh tedha hai
Tune usko ek baar kuch toh gaali di thi


Pappi ni mili lekin aaj tak

fir
@fading sonnet dega tujhe pappi
Maine bhai gaali deni chodh di
Ek mahina no gaali
No lafda
Bhai phele ki baat hai wo
Toh
Usne mujhe dikhane ke
Kiye
Liye
Ss bheja tha bhai
Usme upar tera number dikh gya atga
πππ
iski overthinking abh nikalunga
πππ
Bhai usko kuch mat boliyo
aadmi acha hai lekin thoda chakka hai

Female baddies
@limber maple 
"aisa dhakka maruuu tera aand bhi andar jaaye"
Depends yaha se dhakka maar raha hai
Yeh suna h daanish? 
Nahi bhai
Bhai ye server
Kya chutiyap
Hogaya hai
Mann nahi krta
Yaha aane ka
Haa bhai

Koi nhi hai accha idhar
Well ek reason yaha aane ka mil gaya
Boring
Hello lost
Hello

Sab achhe log chale gaye
How are yoy
Aadhe ban aadhe gaye

Hum bhi ban hue hai
Baaki ye bata meri pfp me mai aur sai bhai kaise lag rahe hai
Bhai kisi madarchod ne mere
Alt ka naam hi badal diya

Server nickname?
@frigid parrot 
Haa yar but i forgot it's email

So no use anyways
Yeh kon h ab
My alt
im condom
Tujhe pehen ke teri maa chodh dunga
Bhai ramzaannn
Mera bhi accha tha bhai
Warna dikhata uss account ke kaand
Haaaaaa mkc bhai
Iski
Saari yaadein
Sabke saboot
Sab gye
πππ
Sabke purane chats bc kitne funny the
Abey yar maine bola tha usko
Nahi hogi uske paas
Bola usne
Ha
Mere 2 dost aaye like casual hi hello
nani bhi fookti thi?
Sunto
Haa
Usme se ek ne aaj kurta pehna tha full white aur topi bhi thi
Toh maine usko aise hi puch liya
Bhai aaj jumma hai kya
Toh bolta hai kyu
Maine bola arre bhai pura sar se pair tak kurta topi sab
Toh kehta hai bhai
Kal raat nani guzar gayi
Aur meri hassi nikal gayi π
Lekin control krli maine
ππ
Abey bhai
πππ
6 mahine baal lambe kiye wolfcut ke liye
Naani guzar gyi
Kinda shit


Haaaa bhai

Mera Mann karta hai kheech lu

Aur puchu
Sheβs sucha sweetheart

Who's your daddy now
Raajuu bhai chota bheem ka
Thanks

She likha
Haa toh yar on the way h wo
I am gender fluid

Hii
When did you go through operation
Bhai kabhi takle ko dekh ke tapli maarne ka Mann Kiya hai?
Apni tareef mat karo 
Operation jitna dard roz zindagi deti hai
Hat lode
Meri tareef ho rahi hai
Bhai aastik ki biwi 
I was talking about tea
Ke mojj
Deadpool ko takla kyu bol raha hai



Tea and arpita


I love them sm

Bc delete krta hai haramkhor

@prime ledge Baaaabuuu
Thanks
no risk bhai
Hatjao
I love you too yar
risk hai toh e ishq hai

Bhai usne list di thi
Dp ne
Stay away
- false hopes
okay
usse behtar list toh woh ladki ne di thi jisne story daali thi


age pretending
Danish ke bestie hai bhai
men who cannot act their age
Mt bolo
Wtf
Sticker laga denge danish pe
I see her stories
You are her besti
Or smth
π΄ββοΈ πΊ
πππ
Iβm tanishaβs bestie

I'm tanisha
You are every girls besti
Ew
Show cakes
Moti se yaad aaya
Youβre welcome
Kaali se kya yaad aaya
Yaad toh khair kaale se bhi aa gaya
ππ
tumne toh aaj reeve ki bhi side leli
ye hui na baat
Woh hai pretty
Haan hai woh pretty lekin mai usko nahi bolta 
U sure about that? 
Toh mai kyu na bolun
Dont please
Usne tujhe dekha h
Youβre disgusting
?


Mayank bhai black forest cakes with hair khaaoge
Kisne
Youβre
Bhai wo joke suna hai tum dono ne
Haathi aur cheenti waala
Ek baar ek aadmi khana khaatela rehta hai
Bolo
Nhi
Toh uske khaane mai baal aa jata h
Accha
I know where this is going
Fir bhai wo gusse mai
Okay
Kothe pe jaata hai aur uski biwi usko pakad leti hai going down on a girl
Toh wo bolti hai saale ab baal se tujhe problem nhi hai
I knew it

π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Iβm so disgusted
Toh wo bolta hai main apne usoolo ka pakka hu
Ab agar isme se khana nikal jaye toh mai iski bhi maa chod du



ye ladkiyo ka humor insta waala hota hai bhai
Okay
Ye 67 waali generation kya samjhegi real jokes
Ab tarako reel naha bhajaga rak
araa
Teri wali line boluu???
Asa kayu
Mayank kr tu bas agree ek bar
Bol bol
no comments



Meri line mai khud bhool jata hu
Bhai maine kuch ni bola


Tralalero tralala


Masjid me
Hai 100ju toh funny hai bhai
Ek kaale bande ne mere bagal me paad maardi

@past shuttle bhai?
arre bc
Meri maa bhi na aaye
Bhai bola toh
mute
No thanks


Pura likha kr lodu


πππ
Ab toh hasi hogi bhai
Aur bhai dalle
No way ngaππ
Mayank tu theek hai
You yes what


@arctic kelp 
Sar ki baat krreo zindagi kharab hogyi yahan pe
Kiske saath
π€¨
Bha
Good boy abh toh time hogaya bhai ek aur baar hojaye
Bhai mere mooh se gaali nikal jayegi
Lana del Rey?
Plssss
Haaa
Woh ladki bhai woh ek hi ladki hai

They cant see


Woh dusri acc hai
Ldr
@south wasp btw danish can't see anything only now
@dire meteor @still kernel @chilly socket

Are bc
Bhai context
ππ


Wow
Ldr kya hota hai
Then my line is perfect

Kya hai bhai
Bhai
Ye
Usko zara crop krke holi wala caption bhejna
Haaaa bha
Mera naam tha kya uski story oe
@south wasp rukk
Haan
Bhai it's okay humne bhi edate kiya hai
Bhai woh ladki kya pagal hai sach me
Insta tak ro rahi
Woh
Abh caption dekhke aur bologe
Bhai I feel you, meri bhi bandi door chali gayi
@south wasp @arctic kelp
Usme me kaha se aagaya lekin
Meri bheji gyi cheez mujhe kya bhej rha
Saale sahi bola tha maine dimag bhi mota
Tab mai added tha

Nhi dekh hi nhi sakte
Dusri acc ki hai yeh
Aisa kuch maine kisi ke story pe dekha tha
Bklode
Abey bhai
Mai toh kabhi nahi mil paunga

Bhai socho kisi ka baap takla hoga toh
Maine kuch ni bola
Ya fir kaala

Abe delete kya krreo
Yaa fir extremely budhha
@fading sonnet pls confirm
Uspe kya beetegi
Darti thodi hoon mai usse
Dusre ke paas
Lesss gooooo bhai
100 vs ty
Tu toh bengal ki tigress hai (toti)
Hum toh aise hi hai bhai π
Kisi din joint phook ke aunga
Aur fir
Sabko breakup story bataunga
Mai bolungi toh woh bolegi aree bbg you sit on my muh
Ss bhi kya badi baat hai
No thanks
ππ
Bhai
Crow
No bhai
Uske paragraph meri chatgpt bhi na padhe
Teri halat kharab ho jayegi 100 uska muh bhot bada hai 






