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Fked fel πππ
Mujhe toh rahul gandhi k bagale chaat jaani hai
Soo bitch goo and study asap don't show your ass here


Par aap tho modi ji ke fan hoo
Modiji mere lund p hai
Kya voh moan karte hai
Aahh ram zeeee yeahhh krishna jee mandir toh aapke naam aa aaahh p hi banega bolte
Apka bhi hai
Unki aawaj tho dur dur tak pochti hogi
Kya bak rhi mai oo shirrr
Door door tk poochti hai Meloni ji bhi sunti hI
π
Fir Unki bura ni lagta
Bura lgta hai pr phir modi zeeeee useh pizza khila dete

By the wayyy guysss
Meri dp mst hai na
Hmm
Kya re ashwini baby girl 
Aap live inssa me hoo
Baby girl

Han subah gayi thi 7:30 baje red suit red dupatta black juti black jhumke aur red bindi minimal makeup krke
Phir dosa idli pakoda khai


Kya pakati hai ye
Waahh


Baadhiya hai
Atheist hu mai pr mandir gayi
Apke iradee thik ni hai

Baccho k chuche chaatungi

Soft soft baccho k chucheee





Chuche chaatne ki baat kr rhi toh eise bolta
Ok vau
Bachoo ke 
Apko tho epstein island jana chaiyee
Bacchoo ke chuche gives kick aahhhh chote chote chuche softyyy lagake khaungi chaba jaungi
Apke bucket list me zarur hoga


Mereko ek baar insaani maans khana hai ladko k assh k flesh aur ladkiyo k thighs k fleshhh
Suffering
Hi
Ki hoya pyaari baby zee
Hi
Aap dekho kahi kisi muslim ke ghar bacha paida tho ni hogaya

Klinik plas sampoo
Tabiyat khrab + woh stupid monthly shit
bohot badhiyaa
Me bhi paglaa gaya huu
@lusty mantle shaylaa
Hellow shona
Baalon ko Ghana banaye
hiii get well soon princess
Oh my darlinggg
digitally hugggiee for you baby gurlll dhyan rkho apna aap sbse achi ho π
Layra
I want therapy
Lyra
Therapy chahiye yawwr tum logo ko
It's you who needs it fr fr
Mereko jockey ki panty jyada psnd hai yawwrr
Thenku aap caisi ho

@burnt laurel
Awww cutie mwah 
π¨π
dhyan rkho apna
mai to acchi hu


Mere mann na kyu chain mile

Toh kal Ballantine pi
By the way ek baat toh h ladko k upr vo paratha shape k chaddi acha nahi lgta
Ballntine 

Okie

Mujhe chhukr usme tum sama gye
Kya hua ro rhi
Hi teds
Rkhta mai waqt aapse bcha kr

Mereko ek baar modiji k mms dekhna hai
Ki aap adat na bnw
Lgta sahi pr kya hi hai galat??

Ki aap adat bn gye
Jhuth bolra
Mai aajau tere ghr kaam krdu
He be cheating on you
Hmm
Mujhe kya
Mujhe kya
"Muje kya"
End up showing distress on chats
Bhai but kabhi kabhi lgta hai apun ko bhi pyar milna chahiye


I am scared of menβοΈ
Mai kaisi si hogayi hu

π¬
aarti
Bhago ab
Everyday thing
haw
heyyyyy
Krna bhi ni chaiye

happy sundaay to you too
How's it going
Aaj toh kolej ni h
Oooaaatttthhh
Yayayay
Baby gurllll
aap jaise bolein vo sHi h
How is your day going so far

Aaateree
Oats gone
Burgir girl
Hi
You ain't normalππ¨
Surrey
But
I am
Had your bath with klinik plus
?
Scared
happy belated valentines day
Definitely
Holy cap i never bath
Yes listen to me 
Kya nashe mei hai chat
you sud bath ryt 
99.999 percent sure that she is
Haram
Guyss but ek baat batau sch m kisi ladke ko bolna jo bol raha hai ki vo tumse pyar krta ek baar bs bolna ki apne tattee kaat de mere liye ni kaatega toh laude k pyar jab banda apna tatta nai kaat skta
Bore horhi
Why u wasted that 0000.1


Isiliye ladko p bharosha nai krna


woi mei sochu ye kon yapper hai
Kem on ache
ππdis girl so messed up man
Mai toh kehti hu

It hurts
Na rahegi baas na bajegi basuri
Bhalow noi tumi bolow
@wraith hound apne tatte kaat de mere liye ni kaatega toh laude k pyar jab banda apne tatte nai kaat skta



Gayyy h kya
rassi se bandh de tate
Ami bhalo
Because i hate men

Let me add u as frnd
Enough dc today

Okie done bhai but ladko k tatteee unke liye zaruri h ky
Yes please leave

No eww I just like hajadboisπ
Nah
Butt whyy


Okie baby girll jaisa aap kaho zeee
Unless they wanna create more bakchods

Hmm
No i am scared of women but I hate men
Yawwrrrr mera wala agr aage chal kr hua toh shaadi k baad agr meri baat nahi maanega toh uske tattooo m kashmiri mirchi ragad dungi

Phir machlega machla ki tarah
Male fish
Tadap tadap

πaap nokar se shadi krlo
@long pumice idli Dosa mein kuch milake kha gayi kya
Nai yawwrrr
Red labal milaya lagta hai


Tumko kya lagta mai nashe ki hu
Rahul Gandhi roleplay ana chahiye bs usse and nokar ho πππ



Woh irl bhi roleplay hi krra

No you are genetically superior than men
Hi
Rahul gandhi k saath roleplay usko pm ki seat k chalawa dekar usse item songs p nachwaungi aur uske deakkk p ribbon bandhungi aur nachwaungi
Nanga rahul
Aa aa aaaggg
#cute smile munda



Congans
@past shuttle
Only hate men
Hateable
Why hate men unless and untill a specific reason ?
But honestly

Sacchi baat batU
Insta feed got her tooππ
Ek chij hai jo mujhe bahut satati hai
jinko ladke bhaav nahi dete wo ladko ko hate krne lag jaati 
They will give reasons

Ki mujhe saccha pyar nahi mila

Frr
I wish that were true
ππππππππ
Like ?
5'4 k londe bc
#sad smile munda

that's true
dete h jaanab
Teri hight kitni Hai
Acha ji
Weit?
temba bavuma
Khud bauni hai 


Mereko bauni na bolein mai maar dungi tumhare ghr ghuskar
Aaaaa


Bauni boltey ho saalo
ise bauni bol kar baune logo ki bejjati na kare 
Tumko pata hai ki ladki kitni pyari hoti hai
Yeh pehle pati ko maar degi pakka
Uske tatte pr chingari laga dena


Hi

It's like earthian calling earth the best place in da universe
mirchi + chingari teekhi aag frrr

Faaaahhhhh
Kya hua bhai ?
Faaahhhh
same question
Faaah
Ngs must be trolling
Mai aaj achi dikhri thi andar se feeling aari thi
Kaunsi bindi red ya black 

laal suit laal bindi 5'2 bilkul cylinder lag rahi hogi
Aaj red bindi lagai thi roj black bindi laga kr thak gayi mai
Happy sunday π

Aap thoo bomb hooo

Abey oyy aise Mt bolπ‘π‘tere upar roll kr gyi toh roti bn jani h

Sorry
It's alright 
Hmm
mehfil ohna di gal yaar di
Surrey
@long pumice wanna try 
Bore hora
hell nawwh
ek kehnda ek saal saareyan layi lucky aunde

Ain no way she be first ripping your heart Outta your ribcage
chus le
Bhai ek baat batau

nahi

Chiii
Yes btao bhai
Bata
sone ka time ho gya tha
ille
what happened bro 

Kuch ni kya haal h
Tamil ille?
Bc Kal internal hai Mai idhar baitha hu fuckk
Tum log kisi ladke p vishwas nahi Krna unlog k paas lambi height hoti aur deakk hota hai unpe agr bharosa Krna hai toh unka deakkk p tala laga do
Ellle

lodu
Aalu zee
wow
haal na pucho bhai
Kyu
Sorry
yes ille
Colleze
Ok
Yeyyeee
wow yar
aalleee aap kaisi ho? 
Black soil
mera haal sunega to ro dega 
wich kors
Previous year question solve krlia notes complete hai ek baar read krlungi hojayega
kyu
Hi
Ok
Hey
kya re lod
Biochem
kaisa h
wow
Never trusting a man in my life πβ₯οΈ
Kyu re bensood
kash ye hmaare mai bhi chalta 
Na jaane
jahan aditya jata hai wahan bhid lag jati hai
Tru
Tere se phele active tha

Aridisol, vertisoil, andisol, gelisol, mollisol, inceptisol,
to
Jaha bhid hoti waha sb aditya hote h
Hizdoo ki
@hasty lark
Arey arey suna hua hai Maine 
Ye praveen ko sood do
Hanji

praveen phele se suda hua hai
Aur Bata kkrh ?
yar kya mujhe aaj nahana chahiye chat
Ye tho gay hai
Wat daddy issues and 2 failed rltnship do to a person π
10/10 aaye the soil m bhi sirf livelihood m 9/10 aya tha bhosdika patre sir 1 number kaat diye kutte kameene

Nai toh 60/60 aata
@viscid ivy
thik hua
Gana sunri wby
jalta hai tu mujhse
Pata ni yar apko mere se alag hi hate hai
aur karo gents par trust
Usko nipta De 

sorry

It's alright π
β€οΈ lub u biss ass nga
baaki duniya rus je ni sadda rab raaji re
Shivji k vaasta bhai tujhe aaj ke din toh na kar 
Wo too i can see or bata
nastik ko shivji ka vasta de rha 
Aditya kaha mar gya tha bc
Nai yawwr ache hai sir abhi field work hota tha mai sirf calculation vgerah ki hu aur sbko instructions deti thi kaam nai krwaye sir even though seniors bhi kaam kr rhe the

Loggo ka transformation hogya hai
Ye itna sanskari kabse ban gaya
saale bolta hu kar liya kar pooja paath bkl
eise nahi boltey bad manners bhau
Tu soja


Toh phir rehne de
kaise bol detta
tu karta hai?
Bde logg
Type krke
Yaya



Mai toh har dharam
aaj subah hi mandir jaa aaya

Me aaj gayab hone wala huu
Okie 

fir bhi tujhe bawasir ho gaya, teere college mai gap ho gaya, koi ladki bhaav ni deti tujhe, paise mujhse mangta hai 
Same
mai bhi very soon
Mee too
Ye Mera last day
mai abhi bhi nahi aata
mai thora zyada free tha kuch karne ko ni tha
Lund ke 
isliye download kiya
Acha
facts 
Bas chaar din dekhunga
aap meri godi me chup jao
Fuck u 
πππ
Fir pure 2 saal

aaj nhi
Kaffi mastani gand ho aap toh
ohde utte dekh

utte kon utte main
Baad me baad me chai thandi ho jati hai baad me baad me time nikal jata hai baad me baad me wo kise aur ke ho jati h

Exit 

mujhe to badme he maza ata hai
Voh svr pata ni kyu banayaa
Utte tu ki kri jonda hai
Baad me aap bhi nikla jao

paji tonu ki hoya ae ae doctor saab tenu dawa khila dawange
lokki sutte dekh
Tereko prof follow krte ?
utthe kon uttha main

Oh naa ji meene tuui te wich suii ni khonni

Shut π mujhe batao clg
ek professor pehle soil science padhata tha abhi transfer hogaya
assi ni rakkhe kudiye kade kabutar lakke kudiye
Acha 
Yaya
Rk ye bc simp aajata hai
Delete karduu 
Kabutar baje k liye mene to mere eskool c hod di tu kise khet ki muli hai mere jaaan

tu simp h
gandmare
π€π€π€π€
ππππ€£π€£
Byeee guysss
bye madarchod ke bachche
Abb ni dikhungaa
us rhega
Jb bhi dekho
very soon
Byee suar ke tatteee
Jb bhi
Nahi ji Mai nahi hu , mereko simp bolte hai har koi Pata nahi kyu 
Wo khud hai
no more single? 
kyunki teri lulli chhoti h
kaisa h
Yusss i am gawar now what to do madarhode
@north palm kaise ho bhai

aapko bhi razna ji kaisi ho aap? 
Oh yaar gaali bak di 
bas khel khatam ab
fir kabhi nahi aunga( shayad)
goodbye bhaiβ€οΈβ€οΈπ¦π¦
@maiden fjord
Gaali bak di
single hi hu 
arre kya hogya
aditya bhai
Yus my upbringing is bad now what to do madarhode
kahan ja rahe ho

yayyy
Firse retake krte hain aur kya 
yeaahh
Kaha dekha h
Maine nhi di abhi tk, 
Good going yaar 
Han na
Mai bhi abhi se nahi dunga
Slip of tongue 

Yahya ke svr mein dekhe hoge
@dawn panther ab kya hoga tera 
Fir aagaya me
tu bata kya kiya valentines pe
aap kaun

Ye to bye bolke gya tha
nani ke sath business khel rha tha 
2 mins to go

Ghatkopar se right leke seedhe jaao aur seedhe jao tab Tak seedhe jau jab tak marine drive naa ayee fir fir ussse paani dub mar o

I'm ashwin 
badhiya tera dc break khatam hua ya ab permanently chalega
hi ashwin Iβm kavisha
Bhot sare active people

Good to see
nikhil gandu
Hi kavisha how's you , how's your day going
kam hi ata hu
jab tags wagera aate
Tujhe gali du ? 
Kavish kaha gayab ho gya
Kya haal h
im greatt, woke up super late feeling chilled out
Pata ni itne active kese hai
Yaad agaya
dede maine kab mana kiya
Haan bhai kaha gaya bkl


Koi kidnap tho ni karliya
Tag krega, mai to I'd bhool gya uski
Mai ladkiyo ko gaali nahi deta na , aur bata kaisa ja rha weekend
mai to hamesha miss krti hu
Lollipop deke
humble man π accha ja rha hai tu bata
vc aao to batana raat ko
Mera bhi badiyab
nahi yaad aaya na
Abhi just mandir Jake aaya , mind fresh ho gya
Bhai kutte log foreplay krte honge kya
okayy jaldi aaoge to aaungi after 1:30 im out
Agya

okies
nahi yaar
Seedhe maut bajra hai k town me subhe se
Okie
jab dekho

tab yahi
Vaha p so rha hu m bandi k chuche p
raeee
aankh khuli nhi ke

@wraith jetty
chat mai aajao
Velle logo ka yahi hota Rae
dinbhar padi rhti ye
kavisha
kaam waam krle kuch
usko hai dikkat nai kamre ke dhue se
sorry π

Tatteee zeeee
Itne saare purane log
Caisa hai
Lagta hai dc choor diya
tu bhi ab kashvi bolegi 


Sabhi ko Sunday ko kuch karne nhi mila kya
tbhi saggy din bhar ladkiyo ko tag karta rehta hai




ππ arey sorryyyy lmao
kavishaaa hiii
Uski to aadat hai 

abe oye rae
karliye apne hard drugs?
hii rae kya weekend plans
chupre gwar
hahahyess
Nahi yar , nashe krne ki himmat ni hoti
abe ja
mai bhi har roz yahi kehti hu
us
weekends plan unke hote hai jinke week days mai kuch hustle hota hai
wby
toda toda hinthi aata
Tu to Goa jane wali thi na nashe krne
πΉπΉπ
bars
maine bas chill kara
so bold of u
march mein ja rahi
to assume

Achiyaaa
10 din bhitar sunle majnu jodi dar btave ga
har roz cabo piyungi

@stoic mountain 
omgg hii
haha
kaha chill krrhe ho aajkal dikhte ni
Hello
Byee
bas yaar kaam aur khudki applications π
Ab firse dikh gaya tho gali dena
time nai milta

khudka kaam bhi nai hota
Bore ho Raha
Valentine's pe kya kiy ?
Bye
date pe gyi thi
24 ghante kam lgte hai
si hai yar
Rae 
aryann
teen logo ki date
mudgorning

Ek to iski hindi
Kaisi rahi
kaisa hai
Mazedaar hoga
Bas Zinda hu
Double date sunna h ye kya h
maza kiya fir 14 feb ko bas hangover 
Good wbu


Hi shayla
Konsi pi thi ?
You guys celebrate valentines
mai meri flatmate aur ek ladka

Oye Aryan good morning
Nikhil abhi tk unblock nhi hua
π
beer par bohot shots jeete ek trivia tha
Han morning
gaand faad di
Huh banda kiska tha
hi chat
Mai kyu block waise 
Ballentine celebrate karte hain hum
Nhi teri bandi se, mai kyu block krunga


mai bhi badhiya, aajkal kaha ho
Acha haaa , Bandi nahi thi waise , crush thi sirf 
Hello ney
Fir to theek hi hai π
Busy irl friends travel job family
ney?
Ha ab nayi crush dhundunga

@digital meadow ???

My bad π€
badhiyaa. p town mein hai?
Mera to bisi abhi se month end chal raha
kitne saal ke ho

chi nikhil
Same same, broke af
hinge
Good nikhil
Isme kya chi yar ,
20 year olds ka hinge to crazy chalta hai
Ghar hain hamara p town mein hi rahunga
switch kardia
P town ?
to baccche vacche kab 
mujhe bua banado zoro
Aaj aaya hun after years
Block kregi to switch to marna padega na 

aisa kya kara niks
EBua 
Shit vaii
i trust ya
haan discord vc pe abcd sikhaungi 
Maa to @dawn panther banna chahti hai asswin bhai ke bacho ki
Aaj fast krle
Pehli ID batao marathan
Hing nhi mere kaam ki jagah nhi
Lambi kahani hai 2 words ki 
Discord se dur rakhunga bacchon ko
ye to waqt hi batayega
Discord is toxic
Me apne ghar wolo se pese kese mangu π
ek din usko bataungi uska baap raat raat skribbl khela karta tha discord pe

duo jaata tha

Wtfffff

Acha
Naptime
πππ

Bol papa ko ki daddy ji te cash , utte kari jaave aish, sadda bapu jimidar
pune choti jagah hai ek din to mil lungi bhabhi se 
Kar jave aish

Anytime

Reception pe aa jana
Ha wahi
goasip tonight
pls bula le
Ok
ab to mai tere paas rehti hu
@gaadiwaala
viman se shift kargyi

Kaha pe pcmx
Sahi baat h chalo isse baat pr phone pay kardo
aundh

Hows life after marriage
tu kaha rehta hai skull

Jiske h usse pucho n
meri marriage 
Gaadiwala shaadi ke baad aaya nahi hoga

Bacchi hain abhi dating kar, pune dating ka naam kharab kar
Gaadi wala aaya ghar se kachra nikal
Tujhe pata hai me kaha rehta hu

Dekh dekh dekh tu yaha waha na phek
Already kharab h
Aur kitna kharab hoga

baccho se mai flirt back nai karti
Pune is best place for dating 

Noice mein toh bohat baar jata hun waha pe, mcd aundh driveway coffee leke office

poori koshish kar rahi hu dating karne ki, kuch ho to batau na 
Usske liye to me baccha bhi ban jau

Sugar mommy bana le
Sugar mommy for kid 
Ewww
Riyal
Acchaaaa


today's slap day
ek thappad marke tatti nikal dunga teri π£οΈ
omg mai paas hi rehti uske, aapka office to lekin kaafi door hai?
True
Rae 
Hein kabse
Jisko bhi tatti ni aari , @woven swallow is here for you
Try it
no thanks
bc

skull teri baaton se lagta hai
Maat bol
Simp
Plaz
gurgaon se hai


dahell
Yes, yerwada hain, car se jaata hun colleague ke sath, toh waha se coffee leke jaate hum, mcd coffee is best
kavisha kaha se hai
Dahell
P town
Pune se
Mc stan




