#general-chat
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hehheeh
Md Deepak 🗿
🫰
Aaj ted bhot khush lag rha
Hi
yes

I got a date
Happy teddy day
Meri bhi recruitment krdo
Hmm 


Alien language??
Really
meri khudki ni hori
gaya order with a note
khatm ho gaya
Bhaii

maaf kar de. mat bhej bhai
😔 jisse bhi help mangi wo hmesha mere se jyada gya guzra nikla
why rood. U good?
Koi na, aaram Karo fir
Ye tho rhyme hai
Note pe likha hai With love to my (Your name)
I'm not rude, aaj valentine day na

Hi frens

teddy day to khatm ho gaya

Aaj paani ke ghar kalesh
No frens 
koina
No
Yes

Aap beer peeti ho
Bol Dena blinkit kiya tha
mat kr
Paani sun

Nhi.

Aaj se mera ghar tera ho gaya
👂
Didi ko bolu ki wo handle karlegi gharpe
Ohh sahi h
Mera ghar toh kabhi mera tha hi nahi 

Wo ghar p hi hai

Power of attorney??
Ik
Mail kardo
Abbe order receive kar wo pahucha
Ek toh itna 2 min delivery nahi ho skta mere yaha
jhut muth bol do


mere bhi
Ayein
Mera feeds pura chud chuka haj
acha
Meri feed p that lonely penguim3 that walked away hi a rha hai
Agar sahi me khana hai to shop ka qr bhej


Ye amity me reels bhot aarhe 
Wo to 1 mahina purana ho gaya
Ab m bahar niklu?

gandi cheezen dekhna band karde feed apne aap acha ho jayega
Koi hai amity ka
Haan aalsi
haan abhi bhi a rha hai
@frozen dew
warna kya me aau kolkata
Happy valentines day 
@signal girder
Mere me aajkal movies aur baddies aati h bass
Wow kaise baddies??
Aamiii tumarkoo bhaloo bashiii

Wtfman kya hua 
resign
acha self unemployed
Har tarah ki baddies. Gym,indian asthetic, nepali, Japanese, brunette
nope
Fir
naya kahi dekhunga
North eastern bhi
1-2 mahine rest lekw

Aesthetic baddies kya hai ab
Bihari?
Or ted ka fav burqa baddies
aww

burqa baddies se yaad aaya
Theek hai. Badhiya
tension mat lo
Indian classical attire pahne huye, jese kanchipuram sari, kerala sari, silk saree
@golden agate
Ye sab
aami je tomar
Wo bhi

Wo to roleplay k liye h
Wow
with those glass bangles.. waiiii
I love them
Shoto je tomma
Yes
Hmm acha
@fringe quest hi
Yes, I made it brick by brick
Puttar jadda putki mariii
Haan

That's so great

Ye koi galli hai na
bhai usmein mogra flowers hote baal mein , aye haaye 

mere feed m toj bhai.. kutta billi rickroll karne wala vid..
wtfman
paani wo got ka naya show dekhri?
Wo to common h
Or bois

nahi nahi jasmine flowers my bad
apne feed reset kardo

konsa ? House of dragons?
Bahut achi dikhte hai
nahi be
kuch naya aaya na abhi
nhai bhai animals are much much better than humans...
bois hai naa hehehe
Kya
Muj3 koi idea nahi hai
1.30 ho gya
11.30(


My feed has only films and films , bas ek aadh kuch Poetry related aate
Begula
knight of seven kingdoms
He ded
mai use hi nahi krta insta 
Nahi
nhi dekhri
achha achha
Same

daily sirf 30 minutes hota hai
Ye kya hai
Mujhe help chahiye
mera account hi mahi hai


Discord p help?
@south wasp online kyu hai tu
Plz mujhe propose karna hai kisi ko..thoda help kar do 🥲
@past shuttle help
Hmm
Aaagay firse 

Abhi just aaya
kaisi hai tu
inaaP
Pgl si aap btao
mene ek baar jo kia tha fail hogya tha
Women's advice would be better..I don't boys in this matter
I'm sure you remember paani 
@dawn panther kokrde. Maal h maal
Hsinad
Mere me animal naam se bass cartoon aata h
kya baat hai aaj sexy nahi boli, kya hogaya
mai toh twitter use krta
Wot karing
beluga dekhte ho?
Can you propose her before gta 6
Main vi
VC aa aao bhai

Nahi
breakfast.. and masti karing.. wby?
why
Bhai kar dunga..
Neva eva
Aaj secy nhi feel hora 
gud luck 🤞
Tabiyat sahi nahi hai kya
Wot..behen ho ap..plz..Bhai ki madad karo
Kabhi aaya hi nhi


I learned the hard way
Meri dept nahi hai yw
I'm sorry
typing
Nahi baal nhi dhoye naa🥀
office ka kaam karing aur redbull piying

Shayla

omfo. Valentine leave deni chahiye office m
Aalas aaraha hai kya
Arey atleast let me know...if my moves are normal or not..mein creep toh nahi lagunga
hi shayla
valentine's partner who
@lusty mantle Hepi Valentine day

mere paas nahi

Wot karing holiday ka
Bhai koi toh aao vc
tujhe pata hai kal kya hai
Meri fatt rhi hai
Chi gnda chat
Shivratri
aur kya hai
nahai nahi hai to lagega hi reeve
@rose quartz
Aao
Sunday
bhai kya baat krre ho
aur kya hai
Kyu?

Faltu opinion maat do sai 
Nm 
Bhai koi toh aao vc
Mujhe kry aajayega
sorry reeve jox tha jox
mann nhi karta vc me aake kisi ki bakchodi sunne ke
Abb kya kry aagya mujhw
Specially grills

Sirf chat mein sunte ho?
Arre 😔
🧻 ye le
Yes
Fattu bolte hai isko hamare yahan
I'm not special
Ye kaisa rona hai
pichle ek hafte se mere feed mein Delulu aur pretty mukundan aare
reeve bhool gayi kal kya hai
Hasde chereye ka matlab nhi ki rona nhi aTa
achha
mai toh haste bhi bhi rota hu
kyu hass rahi hai
U are special
Ly abled
Meri marzi
Tujhe kyalga m bhul gyi
Thankss
V bad v bad
Kitne saal ka hai tu
23 me ek din kam
Isse yaad aayegi Ab Meri 
Hello sai
yaad to aise hi aagyi thi 

Aur aaj kya plans


tujhe ignore karegi aaj

kya plans

So gyi thi
aapko bhi
hepi bday 
Anyone up?
Budhha
@arctic kelp happy valentine’s day babu
that doesnt means we can't talk
Gift kya degi ye bta 
Kya chaiye yeh bta 
Dedena ek rolex Daytona aur kya

fir toh chocolate hi dedena
Namaskaar

alone
arey mujhe khud bhi nahi pata 😂
btw kiya usne reply?
rangoli
best
Bulayaa bhaii
6 hrs 

kkrh ?
Abhi utha hu , dekhte hai
aur aaj nahi hai apka valentine day ?


ye valentine's day kya hota hai?
it is the day where 2 indiviuals meet for no reason , wish each other Valentines day ... the boy gifts the girl smtg she loves and the girl gifts smtg which the boy ... bas baaki aand paandu cheezein hai valentine day

it's just marketing
jb mai chotta tha to life zyada happening thi, ab work stress me chala jata hai din
hi chat
Omg happy valentine's day
Haryanvi gaana sunke acha lgta
Sunle aaj madam

Mera balam thaanedar chalawe gypsy


Gypsyyyyy
Hayeee mero balam thaanedar chalawe gypsy

Kisi jaat ko pataungi ab

Sapne suhane madarchod k

Saare sehar m challee vo rob
Sardi m peeve rum garmi m whiskey
Haaye mero balam thaanedar chalawe gypsy
🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣
Aap valentines pe Real Madrid ka match dekhna
sarthak 

mai b vo hi
bss alone hu
Rm
Bhai real sociedad se bhi chudne lge agr
aaj de degi
😭🙏🏻
Fir to khelna chhod dena chahiye
us
honi bhi chahiye

😔 when life is already cooking u and she decides to deliver a final hit
Simeone ne kya bolaa h they don't have cristiano 
she must be out there celebrating valentine with someone
Madrid too last szn se chud rhi h
@long pumice 
Thaki nahi abtak bechari
Oh fuck
Sociedad last 10 match unbeaten h

W against Barca draw against atletico
Yaha sabke pas gf hai bas jhut bolte rehte ki mera koi nahi h
Pr hum to achha khelte h sociedad ke against

Away pe hugte unke against
Aaj home h
Aap bhi jhooth bolre
😭

Kitti dates pe jaa rha

@outer gale kya plans aaj ke ?


Weekend h
aaj achanak se
Aur kuch pata nahi bc
Didi Tera dewar dewana
How are youy
Gaane ki yaad agyu
Valo ?
Sleepy
Nha
Recently went to goa
No plans for valentine's?
Tu kesa h
Kaam dhaam krne ki umar mai ye sab kahan se kru
Mai toh theek hi hu, beech me tabiyat kharab thi, abh I'm fine

Ramzan aane vali h kesi chalri tyaari
Thoda toh apne liye time nikalna chahiye
Kya hua
Sab badhiya chal rahi hai 
Daru peeni h bas

Send sewaiya
Liver inflammation hogaya tha
akele?
Kya kar rha aaj ?
Junk food

Telangana ?
Doesnt matter bas peeni h
Hahaha
Ya
Wow hyderabad?
saath me ghoomenge bhi
reel mein likhe hue text ko kaise copy karte hai
Phir bhi so jao
Ya
Achiya good 👍
Mumbai mai kuch ghumne layak ni
Abe ab kesa h
@south wasp 
aap mere saath nahi ghoomi haina
Abhi toh theek hogaya hu 
batha ha yar mood f mei
Vasi aga 1:30 tak?
Some ppl celebrate some ppl survive
some ppl die of thirst while others drown
Lmaoo okay
Dhyan rakhho no more junk food
Bahar jaa raha hu aaj toh lunch pe, ekbaar tag karna fir bhi
kitne bje jara hai
Abh toh fullon diet pe control
3 baje tak
Someone’s pain someone’s dream
Muje kya meri toh extra class h aaj sham ko

acha krunga ping
nhi toh fir shaam ko ya raat ko krte
Haan chillax, wp krdena
ha
Labu pana pala
labu enjoy krna <3
Labu
Physically oska sat rahaga lakan mantaly tarasat
labu thanku
Some fight for attention, some beg for silence
me alone
Loneliness is the price you pay for being real
Hn hai na tag cru?
kise tag karega?

Ek ko toh kr he skta

Nhi?
Good morning lassi
Teri gaand mein sariya de
Teri gaand mein danda de
@peak wagon Happy Valentine’s Day, my love. Even though miles separate us, my heart has already found its home in you. Every message from you makes my day brighter, and every thought of you makes me smile without reason. Distance may keep us apart physically, but it has only made my feelings stronger and more real. Today, I want to confess that you are not just my crush anymore—you are someone I truly love and want in my life. I promise to cherish you, wait for you, and build something beautiful with you, no matter how far we are right now. Will you be mine, not just today, but for every Valentine’s Day to come? ❤️ - from @wary crag the homie
Guys



Mitsuya
nm


Huh?
Ye Sidharth malhotra kya krra 




Sab busy hai lgta apni wali ke saath
What in the multiverse @wary crag , need tea
usse galti se pata chal gya tha, ab vo maze leta hai
Single logo se koi problem h kya 
Then get a gf
Or a life to give a shiit
Problem hi to nahi h
Ye dekh kr Acha lag rha ki mai akela nhi bore hora

Mere saare chats delete kardo plz

Prem chaturdashi ki hardik shubhkamnaye
Huh
Kyu soyi bolke
happy valentines day

kay hua
Ye kya ho gya tujhe college jaa k

paani kbhi iss sv me kitni chehal pehel hua krti thi
Fir tu a gya
senior bhi aapse toh chote hee h
Age dosen't matter. 
mere karan sb chle gay
Yes. 
ohh
age is just a number
Ha toh dhundo udhr hi pg resident koi
Bore ho raha hai
senior mana krte h
bolte h senior se baat mt krna ldki me
Kisse ? 

Arey tu mere liye dekh
sbse sundar senior maam north se h
aww
ohh 😧 aapko abhi tk nhi mila ky
Medical me valentine manate hai?
han
No north Indians.
sb bekr hote hai
Prom night?
south indians ko dekhoge toh perception change hojayega
Couple dance hota hai usme

No Anna idli
Prom night nhi suna?
are aiims mai hota h bhai
Apne batch ke ladke idiot hote hai.
aatu jhatu clg me nhi hota h
West Indians best hai
jaha paani thi jese vaha nhi hota
Suna hai. Maine pucha.. medical m prom.. sirf aiims

Tum aims me ho?
Happy loveday
Baki sb lallu pallu hai
Achha
Paani ho toh beh jao
Saiyaaaraaaa tu tho badla nahiii haiii
Praveen ka hota ho


Hi tedu

Mosaaam zaraa saaaa ruthaaa hua hiaaaaa
Ka hota ji praveen babu
Ye sb gaane
Hello paan masala
Paani tumhara naam kya hai
Saiyaaaraaaa tu thoooooo
Ka hua mai pan masala kaise
ab bada aadmi hogya hai
ambani ko
subah shaam dhoti vhi pehnata h
Paani re paani tera rang kesa
Black watwr
Raunak Paan Masala ka naam nahi sune ho kya
Mineral paani achha hota hai
Aaj blue hai paani paani
Paani ye batao aap mineral wali ho ya plain
Tu chup
wahi ab bada aadmi ban gya hai.
Hahaha
Naa hamni yeha nahi hai e
paani tumhara toh iss saal pg ka exam tha kesa hua

Top mardis
Aaj bluee hai paani paani paani paani
Bisleri ka taste bekr hai .

Ab ye paani nahi rahi glacier hogyi hai
ghentuk naka
bina internship kiye kaun de rha pg exam kuch bhi.
acha
Woh packaged paani hai, mineral paani nhi
Wah Ted
Mineral water likha hota re
Kya bekr din hai. Jaha dekho ladka ladki 
6th science pdha rha
acha tum intern ho ky
Check karo agli baar jab kharidoge

Bhai check Kari hai
tu na baat mat kiya kar merse.
Mene ak baar vodka ko paani samaj kar pi liyaa
Kinley
padha raha
Mineral water

Vodka and paani are same thing..
Valentine k din single hone pe dukh toh hota hai
Wohi bola maine
kitne pese milte h fir
43k
party warty krwao
Paani ji ye log Boht bekar hai aap inse baat mat karo
20rs me koi mineral water nhi deta
bihar board??
beyy
15 10 k bhi aane lage hai..

Pata nahi kya hai
Nahi tahar bhatar board
Hmm
chlo order kro ek pizza
Actually wo mineral less water hote hai bottle wale
Shi shi
Sirf Yuki ko bhejungi
or kisiko nahi
Woh packaged water hai, mineral water 60-70rs ka aata hai
ohh Nitish Kumar wale board se ho

Mujhe bhi
@queen field 
Bhii ye inko dekh k man kar rha pathar fenk k maaru..
@queen field
Itna bhi nhi pata
I even don't know you
mujhe nahi mila koi jaljeera bhai
Soch rha hu tum sab ko gali de du
Wow govt logo ke bare me kitni sochti hai

Tumhara clg sach me farzi lag raha hai ab
@rapid field Vc aaoge aap? 
Wo sab ladkiyo se aise hi chipkata hai, naam ke aage ji ji bolke
Bhak
Intro kr lete hai pizza ke liye itna kr hi skta hu , hello My name is raunak and I'm a very good person also i love our nation india , I'm very proud of India . Jai hind vandematram jai bharat
Haa apko tho dudh ata hai na


What's that

Facts
Nvm

yes
Lao pizza
acha
Saggxy muh kyu bana reh ho
Hmm aap samje ni

no

me nahi samja
Hatt gareeb sala
I'm dumb
Cry or wry
Facts
Up se ho na
aaj soch raha hu chicken khalu
+1
Uk se hai

Pese kaha se aayega
ya fir Tuesday ko
uska system hai
Itna bekr din. Itna bekr week. Logo k stories dekh k block krme ka mann kar rha .
.


Baap khatarein saag bhaat , beta pelihe chicken naan
Why are you single?
bajrang dal
Jo add the unko remove kar diya insta se
Sab loners hi tujhse baat krte hai bc
Mere dosto ka tho kaat gaya
Block toh hua hu Mai bhi uske Blocklist Mei 

chii chii kiska naam le liye
Wo baat nahi hai.. kya mtlb hai sirf ye 1 week m itna chummachummi post krne ka? Roz kiya karo 

who
Mujhe loners aur couplers se baat krne me koi interest nhi h
same m bhi block list m hu uske



Bajrang Dal 🤡


Md Deepak 🗿

Its same as diwali k time hi kyu phatake jalate hai roz jalao, holi pe kyu rang se khelte roz khelo

That lon3ly penguins
Hato aatu jhatu log aagye chat me , bye

Cody wala nahi dekha h kya??
Patakhe is diff.
chipkachipki is diff..
Sabse lamba relationship kitne month chala tha?
Ak Jhattu log chala bhi gaye
achha baat hai chala gaya wo
48 months. 
Kaha ho gaya
that's what I want the age difference between me and my girl

chat gpt
muze ye sb knowledge thoda kam hai idk
4 years toh kafi bada time hai, move hone me kitna time laga
khud 18 ka ho?

Rehne hi do ye sb baatein
ohh fir rehne de ye sab me 2022 me hi dekh chuka hu penguin wala
4 saal badi chahiye
Kyu?
Oh acha damn
mujhse age me badi ho
haan
Ted apko age kya hai



Apke experience se dusre sikhege
23 ig
bataya to tha

45 
m khud nahi seekh payi kuch. Dusre kya seekhenge
pretty close ho
Wtf man
wo to me 4 saal se 44 hu
Kuch na kuch toh sikh hi lege
dil ka jo haaal haiii
wo tujhe kaisee bayaa kareee
Light bhi nahi h shii
Haan itna seekh liya ki 2 bar or same chee, repeat ho gya
problem.is me
Lagta hai

close ho
Guess karte raho fir

me to 15 ka hu 
ted 18 saal ka nabalig hai
18 saal me sab ho jaate hai baalig

Maybe 4th time is a charm
Wo bhi chala gya
aap nhi ho paaye na
arre mere age se kya lena hai
Mujhe to 4 saal badi hi chahiye

achha
4 saal m kya muhrat hai tujhe
chini wali mommy

sb same hai. Nothing diff.
Kya shame hai
issiliye kisise kuch expect hi mat kro
Aaj maine koshish karne walo ki haar hote hue dekh li

bas wese hi level of maturity chahiye kyunki mere age k ....



ek toh pehli baat.. koshish unhone ki thi. Not me.. nvm.......
haan Bhau
Propose kisne kiya tha?
kaash dicsord mujhe ban krde
toh tere andr kaha se aa rha hai maturity .. uske liye tu bachha hi hua na
Tayacha ai laa
Unhone

coding ni kr pr rha hu
Woh 4 sal waala maine
kya fayda
haan to?? Usse kya mtlb
Wo mere aur unke beech ki baat hai 🥰🥰
bhai tu simp krte hue hi thik lagta

Tabhi apke taraf se koi contribution nhi raha hai
bura mat lagana isme
kyun koi problem h kya??
Acha nahi hai kta
meri tarf se zyda thi. Zyda pyar ni karna chahiye kisise..
taken for granted le lete hai
Bahut se logo ki apne ex se banti hai
@topaz drift kkrh?
Ye sb chakkro m mat fasso. Sb vehm hai.
nahi hai vahem
thoda cooding krne ka plan h
Fir toh apka luck , relationship k mamle me negative me hai
taki job lag jaye
Og Playboy
hiii
Zyda pyar bhi theek ni
self respect ki dhajjiya uda dete log. 

hi paani
long time, why still here?
VSS ya python?
Happy Valentine day
nexsz

Louuuu too
khud k sath date p jaa rhi hu
Wo to hai, at least expensive to karlu koi sa

Tu.hare kya plans hai?
same lmaoo
Haan
just like mera or mere headphones ka toxic relationship hai
mere gharpe aunty samaj ki kitty party hai
Wtfman
extra class h bol do
to f off hona padega 6.30 baje se
my parivar knows how much i hate people
Bhi ye sb log pyar m andhe hai. Kuch ni hota aisa
so i have full freedom to get lost
Toh ab toh aap red flag dur se hi spot kar lete hoge


bhai same. Toh kahi v jau.. maante hi nahi..
Any experience??
pyar ek dhoka hai
m hi red flag toh nahi?
Yes.
kya
samjha nahi
uk there are kabootars in my windowsill
jab apka koi relationship kaam na kre to samja jao, you're a red flag

cant even watch them kabootars eat bajras
Unko pata hai mujhe log psnd nahi.. toh agr m bolu ki m ja rhi hu kahi toh unko sb jaanna hota hai
What would a red flag say?
LMAOOO

ki I'm a green flag.
hi ps




hein kya..

