#general-chat
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bhai ek leopard ilaaj ke liye aaya tha, uske saath khel rhe the
time pe ilaaj krlete isse better
@wanton hull
bechare ko good touch, bad touch bhi pata nhi hoga

bhai
but itna
bada clg hai kya
ki
tum dono
these are my private parts, private parts
crazy

haan yaha bas 3 colleges hai puri state mai
๐ญ๐ญ
government
L state
haan
Animals bhi
private
damn kitni dur h udhr se?
wdym???
4 ghante
thanks for claifyinh
no facilities

kitne bure ho dono
Dimag m pehla thought jo aata h bol deta hoon
ouu nicee, ujjain ni ja rhi?
bure toh tum ho
jaake aagayi
mai????
masoom
kaisa tha
janwar ke
YES
saath
pwettyyy
Obv?
dikkat
kyaa maanga
bas karde
Meaning google krke aata hu
bohot maarungi

heartless
kaise
+1
yeh proper marathi ki trh kyu act kra
kaali h

aur koi time hi ni milta snap chlaane ka

snap use kaise krlete ho
drive krte waqt hi chlaata

it was black
out of context
@wanton hull yahi pdh leti
@that's what she said
kar rha hai
i was curious
ye
ew
mujhse seedha puch
haan
usse kyu puch raha hai
toh
meko thodi bta ke jayegi bc
nahi gayi

puch rha tha
kal ke liye pucha tha usne
Lunn khadaa?
lekin seniors dekhte hai
Chi
bhai sybau
vo to pura hota, baith ke try krega?

uski pehli gf hu mai๐ฅฒ
bechara
Tu kitno pr betha hai?
pehli hi kitni acchi milgayi na
ek b nhi
hell nahh

bohot
๐
Dikkat ke gaand me dena
desi tu non veg khata h?
Waaaowww
rishi
Tsk kitna puraana joke maar raha
gayab hogaya
nahi
bkl genuinely puchra
yahi hai
Yaar aap wow kyu kr rahe
tujhe meri b'day wish kaisi lagi
khata hai to ek place suggest krta, mere dosto ne btayi
Haan khaata hun

Ek toh itne tags kare
Rishi ko mene bhi wish kiya tha


inki wajah se
kaisi lagi woh bol
arey thanksss
mene
dms ka reply diya
vahini aur family ke alaawa aaj tak kisine ise itne acche se wish nahi kiya hoga๐

true

welcomeee
Shama ki biriyani ko mattaur me bhi hai pr
Ye Marathi marble 18 ki kon hogi?
Dimaag se?
kiska better tha
smfo
pta ni bhai mere to dosto ne btaya, mai to khata ni non veg tu hi kha lio
pr 10 phase mein pandit ji bhi hai udhr ke chhole bhature kha ke aa pehle haramzaade kutte kameene
Seedhe maut fuck off.
compare thodi karunga 
bhuk lagi hai
blinkit

Acha haan
akele kya hi khaaun yaar
Zomato
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
bsdk tu ek baar kha ke to aa pandit ji ke
tu legit 10 tag krega thankyou ke
kya h akela jaane mein
kal saturday hai chle jana
pehle gift doo
Imagine kal valentine hai aur ye rishi and marble baavlat idhar pade hai ye nhi ki planning krle thori
Mera or dikkat ka to chalta hai
Dukkar baavlat aahes
arey
@ancient orbit aur ek cheez, pandit ji 3:30-4 bje tk hi khula rehta hai, ho sake to breakfast ke time hi jana
bada bhai hai na tu
me already bahar aaya hu
swiggy krlunga
NAHI
udhr unki outdoor seating h
udhr baith ke khana
Dayumm aisa kyu?
dhoop sekte sekte

haha
Dayumm

moti hogayi toh
ek baar maan ke dekhle
toh kya
Zeher khaalo please ๐ฅบ
teko pav bhaji bhi btayi thi dekh
toh koul breakup toh nahi karlega

Okay yawrr 
i love suggesting people
Koul to lund pr
lekin kutte koi maanta hi nhi hai
Nhi bethega mere
saale tu lund pr

1 mahine ke relation ke saamne 1 saal ke dost ko aisa bolri
sharam krle
dost hota woh tab bhi sunleti
thodi to
but bf bf haiga
hell nah
chup
dost kuch ni?
Bf - bhosadchod friend
vo b itna purana
hai

lekin aagya dosti mein
Wahi bhayi
since when do i know u desu
waah bhaai
1 saal


mainu ki pta
Hideout ke
hogaya ek saal????
time se
Yess
Central cee ki pfp lagaake ghumti thi ye svs pe tab se jaanta hun 
Yepp
tainu apne dosti wich koi fikar na haigi?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
toh use ek saal
hardik ki
pookie
hardik ki baat mein lgayi thi
Beech me Billie eilish ki bhi dihhriding ki hai isne
rishi ki woh bacche waali thi
ipl 2025 ke time
sb yaad rehta meko
Ysss
haannn
Ek baar kaali discord ki pfp lagayi thi
pehle central cee thi
doctor banjaata
tab mai sed thi

isliye dosti mein "lekin" aagya
Rishi ko bhi mai tab se jaanta hun jab ye friends ke kisi londe ki pfp lagaata tha asstits ke saath
Yess
tb iski
woh
batman wali thi
og pfp
desi ko mai tabse jaanta hu jabse yeh blocked tha
But at the point i was so pissed by him coz he wanders around yuvi like sm
haaann
abb dekho mera khabba tatta bnke reh gya hai
rha hu
those days
jo active the udhar
Hii
@low kestrel @wanton hull icym
Beech me kante ki bhi pfp lagayi thi rishi ne
Yeahhh
Uss samay to damnn mood swings the rishi ke
for a very short
Baar baar asstits ko block kr deta tha
period of time
dikkat ki woh thi
๐๐
arey
golden retriever
wo
usse pehle
"any fren"
Snoop Dogg ki
Dikkat ki wo thi
Gali gali sim sim waale ki
Snoop ki
Kya bolte hai
kiski
Dikkat ki
Abey yaar puppet ki thi


tb meko ye
Naa naa usse pehle bhi thi
how was your b'day
rude sa ekdum
isse
funny ahh
Not that good
Office mei tha
Red colour ki thi
Evaluation day tha office mei

how was your b'day
Temporarily
Fuckoffhojaao naam lekar casino me padaa rehta tha ye
Vinland saga dekh liya , ab gussa krna band
Yeahh
haaannn
ohh damn internship?
tum sab toh naye ho
Haannnnn
og naam to mera
ronaldo tha usse pehle
kuch aur tha
nhi
Ronaldo
Yes
Which will end soon
๐
tha
i knowww
OG name
cr7
Ronaldo
one part of it
hoga
no
Haan isko Ronaldo bulaate the
ohhh but did you celebrate it
Baechuuuuu ๐ฅบ

i know
Tch tch
Abhi bhi hai
๐คฃ๐คฃ
bhen ke lodo
+1
punzaabi dukkarโ๐ฟ
Baavlat
tuzya aichi gaavat
Aicha*
aichya*
sup nepali benkasot sapri
*aaichya
dono hagg diye
nalayak
40 ke momos lga
Chup namkeen lassi pundjabbi tunak tunak
??????
jab pandit ji ki lassi pi ke aayega tb isi hatho se thankyou likhega
O hell naww
Mango lassi
ya fir
normal, meethi lassi
Pandit ji ka


White sauce pasta mil jaaye to
magga aagya

"namkeen lassi"

hello
hogyi evening shift khtm?
yeh to ovenfresh se khana
nhi ab to 12-9 h
2-11 krne waale 
๐คฃ


kaam chor sala

Mai to pandit ji ki special
unke mehnat se nikaali huyi organic sauce ka white sauce pasta khaaunga 
mein bhi wed thu ko ggn jata hu
bsdk sirf chhole bhature, aur poori vgera milti udhr
kachori bhi
1.5h on a good day one side
Koyi na unka white sauce nikalwa dunga
fir tujhe unka white sauce khilaaunga
i hope koi teko 2-3 thappad maar jaye
office ki cab h
girls?
no girls in cab, but office me crazy h
kitno se baat kri
0
@regal lagoon @pale badger @robust wyvern vichii

accha ho rha jo bhi ho rha
Me bahar hu
14th feb hogya ji ye toh
Gm
Ek toh behenchoddd yaha jungle k beech m hostel h bsdk
Happy valentine's day
Net problem saala
Ghulam ali k ghazal chalane ko ki bc chal hi nahi raha

Mai kya hi bolun mera jeevan kharab hua pda hai
Ek toh ye sale log college wale exams k baad barsi banane k liye bula liye seminar hall m
Laddu khilaye bss hame laga samosa bhi milega
But afsos samosa nahi tha what is this behaviour mannnn
But han annual function hoga
28 ko yeyyeyeee
Uske baad holi manane k soch rhe
@long pumice ahh language
Holi p mereko daaru peeke holi khelni hai
Abe bhai mai kaisi si hu

Benchodddd
Phir gana ruk gaya
Happy valentine's day
@long pumice Time didn't heal anything, it just teach how to live with a pain

Abe bhai

Vo kabhi mil jaaye toh
Aaareeeee eeeee laude k baal
Gaana kaise chal raha hai vc
Mai bata rhi hu muh tod dungi
Jatu kaha te hai
Mereko na eise khali khali lg raha eise lg raha hai ki koi nahi hai mujhe aatma chahie bhai bhoot vgerah lipata rahe mujhse toh maja hi ajaye
Yayayayaya
Jinnaddss behenchod
ohh hell nahh
Freaky gal
Yaawwrrrr but achsually m mujhe lagta hai mai bahut ajeeb hu
prof bhi yeh hi bolta h kya?
I like my lady a lil psycho
breakup?
Jeevan. M ladke matlab barbaadi
Ek toh sala mujhe smjh nai aata saala log mujhe pagal smjhte kya
Acha zeee eisa kya bhosdike gaand m danda maar dungi
Cause this feeling aint right
Mai gaali nahi dena chahti
But mujhe lgta hai ki mujhe shaanti ki talash m ashaanti k paan mil gaya
Ooo shittt
What a hindi mannnn
Yeyyeyeyeyee
But whatever mera Monday ko soil k exam hai

Soil science m bhi 10 out of 10 aaye the
@lusty mantle myntraa wyaa
You kinda weird its all good tho
Maa ksm isss baar first aagyi na toh sone k ungoothi dusra mera pkka

Gold ring pehenungi nahi toh paise maangungi
Daaru peeungi

Daaru k jagah pr mai apne hone waale pati k moot peeungi
Ek toh ye bhosdike bacche madarchod saale kameene k aulaad eise dekhtey hai
Laudee has rhe ho bhosdike
Tumhari maa k chewwingum m kashmiri mirchi ghusa dungi
Oopsss
Sawwryy bhai ganda boldi yeaarrr

wtf
Damn this is a man fs
Mai achi ladiezzz hu
This aint no lady

Get ur ugly ass outta here dawg
lauda mera sone ka professor
sone ka professor
Abe bhai mereko bol raha tha ki valentine's day manati ho kya

Abe chodu gandeshwar aadmi cheh
Mai kyu banaungi
Valentine's day
Chehhhh
Ye bhosdika madarchod pyar krne wale logsss
abb kya status h fir

Valentine's day m kya krenge bhosdike reproduction ko laude pyar k naam de re
Madarchod k bacchee
Kaash inke maa baap condom use krlete
Ye paida nahi hote
Love lauda lehsun kha jao aur mar jaao bhenchooo
Aaachaaaa zeeee cringe krein toh dusre hum krein toh cute
Ab sun laudi
Tu kregi phir bhi cringe dusra kre phir bhi cringe
Cringe matlab cringe
Awwww babyy awww shona awwww lauda awwww lehsun
Ye sb moh maaya hai bccc ye bhosdike laundo k liyee gift khareedne ki jgh mai biryani na pel lu chaas k saath
Phir Ice cream khalungi
Matlab ek toh mereko dosti bhi smjh nai aati
Bhai apni feelings kyu hi share Krna ewwwww though ughhh
Mereko toh smjh nai aata logsss kaise hogaye hai awwww krte bacche ki tarah harqatein kaise kr lete
Mai mar jaau pr eisa nahi krungi
mereko koi marne bol do mar jaaungi but ye harqat nai krunhi
Ksm se bhai mereko ajeeb lgta
Abe bhai thik hai maan rhi tu cute. Hai behen mereko chd de
Mai bata rhi muh tod kr tera tere gaand m daal dungi mere se ye harqat na kriyo
Ek toh mai hu hi chutiya hi Han bol deti naa nahi bol paati
Mai madarchod hu kya muh m jaban hai bol skti hu but nahi bolti
Abe bhaii
Mai bata rhi murder krdungi
Aur han ye kya baat huviiii dupatte se tera gala ghot dungi laude agr bolega kuch toh
@long pumice soja

Mai kyu sou
Pagla gayi hai
Ek toh naak k paas pimple hogaya dard hora mujhe
pehle se hu mai
Ye toh bhosdika pimple
Meetha khaali itna mai
Kya hi batai
Ab toh aur pagla gayi hai
Hey ppl
Hi ppl
Kaun bolri?
What going on?
Roomie meri
Ntg much yaar you tell



Ghar
Aur Bata blabla
Oh great nice place
Nahi tu toh hai pehle se
Idkkk mannn
Hi
hi yo wassup
@dire meteor @still kernel @chilly socket @obtuse hamlet aajao
Happy valentines ๐


Trueee
@devout nacelle has kyu rahi hai
2026 me got fan dekhke achha laga
Kn
Bhaiiii
For me it's lit
I love it broo
Kaisa chal raha hai apka happy valentine
Kab dekha?
Itna craze
Ptaa Nhii bhaii I really love it
Mera ?
Ha
Me na bnati
Toh fir ab kya dekh rahe ho
Pyar ek din ka dikhava nhi
Single 4 life?
Yes
Ab toh kuchh nhii
Haii hi nhii yaar dekhne ko kuchh
Itna dimaag kharab rhta h bc
Kuchh achaa h hi Nhii dekhne ko

N hi stand up n hi kuchh
Bc
Itta chutiya sb show bnaa rhe h
Sb samay ka copy kr rhee h bc
Aur lg rhe h famous ho jayenge
Woh got ka void fill karne k liye kuch toh dekho
Bhai ye kisine dance with the devil song suna h
Abee chutiye khud ka kuchh kro na
Ek nikal gyaa toh kya tu bhii nikal dega bc
Kya chal raha hai fir ajkal naya
Kn chl rha tumnbatao
Knight of seven kingdoms?
Mera toh dimag kharab ho gaya hai aaj
Kyun
Yeh spin off hi toh hai
Hnnn bt wo ek ek episode nikal rhaa h pure week me
Bc itta patience Nhii h ki ruku 1 week
GOT bhi ek ek episode hi aata tha
Subeh 6:30 baje release hote the episode india me
Hnn bt maine wait hi kiya thaa
Hnn
Maii shaam me dekhta thaa
Abee ptaa h maine literally p*rn choda khelna chhod diya sb chhod diya bs ye dekhne ke wajah se
Truee bhaii
Aur detailing pe ladai hoti thii
Aree yrr wo din
Good old days
Truee bhaii
Yrr jb prince mraa
I was so much shocked
Ki yrr ye kaise
Pura friend circle ki m** chud gyi thii
Ye kaise
Tera fav kya h ?
Joffrey ki death
Kl aana kl

Jab dekho bhar hu
Aaj aao aaj
abbey aau kya?
No
Aao
hello friends
Hello pranni
@crisp frost aaja vc

V
@low kestrel @frosty flame @ancient orbit good morning 
Gm marble
Youโve forgotten me now ๐
a very good morning residence
nooo how can i
i still remember that reel
Yayy made my morning

Destroyed my entire week
๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ปโโ๏ธ
why haven't you slept yet

Yayy thats nicee
Safe journey
@crisp hamlet day 11
Good morning marathi 
Kuthe?
No it aint
Hiii
Morning
Gud moaning gng 

morn
discord ka bhi downfall shuru hone wala hai ๐ชฆ
Uth gyi
sexy
fuck off bachho
mera maqsad hai khud ka Epstein island celebrate karna
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
Hi long time no see
safed rang
Hieeeee
Hi
hi
hi
Nai sona ab
Happy valentine's day ๐๐
Ello
Good good
omg ma'am
Bolo
Valentine's look reveal 
Fever vala
phir fever๐ญ
Hn
Itna fever kyu
Karthik ne tho date pe bulaya hoga
Itna

Mahine me 3 baar to fever hota
Muje tho winters ke end me fever hota tha

Fir bohlte ho maa behn pe kyu jate ho
same
Maike jaa reh hoo 
Karthic ne kuch bol diya kya

@stoic kiln
Pashmina dhaago ke sang
Ha bolra tha praveen ki mast loose hai
Dhilli hai

Kkrh
gaane , padhne jaunga thode der mein
Achya
tu bata
Show khatam hone ke Baad sabka loose hota hai 
Soone ki tyari

kyu ?


Kuki jee de diye?..
arey kuki padhai waaoowww
Neet ka hu ladle
๐ช

Karthik apka patient banne keliye wait karrah hai
aapko aur aap sab ke parivar ko meri taraf se valentines day ki hardik shubhkamnaye

Apko bhi hard dik shubh kamna


@cinder steppe bhai kuch kaam tha secret 
@proven cave 
@stoic mountain @vestal dome @lusty mantle 
@analog cloak hi , will u be my valentine 

Baad me mat bol na I'm sorry
aapko bhi yaar

@pulsar zephyr
Huh


Phir le aaya dil , majboor kya keeje
humri tarf se bhi Hapi Ballantines day.. 
Hi water
Hi
mein thik hu.. ap btao
Me bhi zinda hu bas
Haa 

Zindagi me utar chadav ata reheta hai 
5-5 min me naam kyu bolta hai
woh to hai. Humesha khush raha kro

Hmm
Kkrh
Phadai
๐งข
Fr
proof else
Hi guys
Khtm hai
2nd

Cya hua?
Konsa clg
Bhilwara gmc
@vestal dome Hapi Valentines day
๐
Bhai Saab aap naye ho lagta hai


Yes
Lets be frens
Cya crte ho ap
Phadai
Clg

aur mujhe
hi teds
Clg
Sorry
hi
My last 1 brain cell couldn't even understand that
๐ญ aise cya crhe ho?

Class?
Kitkat bhej 
Ghar address pe?
Door rho bhai
alien languez

yes
Wtf
ruk bhejta
bht maar padi hai kal
M toh jaipur he hu

Heart wala dairy milk bhejunga 
Paani do u found ur valentine
Noy
phir gharpe hogi baat
Nouu

Ye sb valentine falentine kuch nahi hota. Vehm hai bss
komolika
sedda sedda bolo na single hoo
Bajarang dal?
m pgla gyi hu



