#general-chat
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Hi

Hi
Mic off?
Kisiko eise approache kro ki agr vo tumhari baat nahi maana toh tum uski kacchiii geeli krdo
Kesa h chore
Dar k maare ayega
Hi kese ho

what?
Mai thik hu
Mast hu tu bata puttar 
Coffee setup kya hota , packet phado, garam pani me dalo ,aur gatak lo
Mic off rahega
Mereko naak k paas pimple hogaya dard hora
Bklode jyada Frank ho rh h
11bi
H
Machine ko coffee set up bolri
Bache
what the hellieeee proper aroma lauda lehsun taam jhaam krke jo coffee banti vo tasty lgti aur

Me tho sabse frank hota hu
Pimple patch , ya toh besan and haldi
@frozen dew mic on karo na yaawr
jaungi mess se churane
17 ?? i'm 26 ono
Apco kyu sunna h meri awaz
Meri biwi se hua to g maa dunga
Sale ko apna bacha bana dunga
Tera hi toh haii mess ismein kya churana
@frozen dew i want to hear how alpha male sounds
Machine k saath saath bahut equipments rhte hai proper grind krne k liye aur temperature k liye bhi kuch rhta vo sbka setup bolti
Aroma ka khyal kaun krta , bas neend khul jaye aut pre workout ka kaam kr jaye 

Kise bola m alpha male hoon
I m 40 percent female tho
Dar mat me usse bhaga ke ni le Jane wale 
@frozen dew even better
uss moment but jab ameer hojaungi tab ye sbka khayal krungi

Teri maa ko bhaga bhaga ke choda tha
Bas yar bkl choor na
Hmm, ameer pati dhund , prof ameer ni hote
Exam kabse h tere
Ladai lafde me kya rakha hai
Bhaga bhaga kaise chodega
hawa m ?
Same 
Aroma does matter
??

11th me exam ni hote
Tuje tho pata hi hoga


Kisne keh dia meri khud 68 percent bani thi

Kya? Teri maa ko chodh na?
maine to 11th ki hi nahi
Hote hai bhai 70 lakh ka Ghar liya mere prof ne 
Me dummy me hu
M bhi th

Kisi ko to khaaj ho rakhi h gandi wali
Poly ?
Yaha kya chal raha
Khaaj bhai ko kya ho gya
Bc , 
Kkrh ?
Tu khud dummy hai
But dummy me kyu hai?
@prime zinc kota me thoa, to 11th 12th dummy thi,,sirf 12th ka exam diya tha
Kkrh?
Chat me sex kare ja rhe log , bhaga bhaga kr sex kr rhe
Ye nikhil kabse block h yr
tum ho toh gaana sunri

what is sex

Hmm
Vc me krne bol na inko
Jo tu kabhi ni kar payega
Aur isliye pravzz ko bulayega
Swaraj entomology xerophyte
Sex
Kutte bhokenge tho bhokne doo

Jaise Teri maa bhokti h bed pe

mai kaise bolu mai khud darti hu seedhi si pyaari ldki hu
Ye funny th
@stuck eagle han bhai, jesi life chal rahi, nahi kar paynga, naukli chahiye
Pravzz ko bj dede
Ho gya unblock hi kesa h
H hata de aur moan nahi kr
Sidhi pyari aur blabla ek sath , kuch samajh ni aara

Wapas block krde lode
@stuck eagle pravej likes bj from males ?
Haina
Sahi Keh rhe hoo
tujhe mai pyaari nai lgti

Ladiezzz pyaari hoti h yawwrrr
Tere cllg m dost bane??
He likes bj in his arse

Pyari to Ashwin bol dega tujhe, sidha kaun bolega?
Bhakk tmkc
Pyaari toh ho


Ashwin to dhawal pe simp kardega
Hehe
Lo bol diya
Dekh @long pumice
what's the lore , ashwin , blabla ka mard hai kya ?

1 blocked message

Hell nawwh
Shy aap tho badal gai

Tuje kya karna h
Jaan ke
acha zeeee eis kyu lg raha
1 ignored message. With a cuss word reply.
Bsdka aagya
Babla abhi bhi yhi hai 
Jo Jo pravzz ki gan maarna chah ra h yaha like karein
Baari baari lenge iski
Bsdk aagya
kya problem hai usko mujhse

kya baat krre hi sir

Pravzz ke andar shot laga do
Dekha maine bc Praveen khud like kr rha hai
Simp h Attention chaiye
Kisko prof ko ?
tum sab ek dusre ko jante ho kya, mujhe outsider wali feeling aa rahi hai

Tune dupatta ni pehna na
Logo ki gan kitni jalti hai na ahhhh
na bol lala
Apko andar ana hai ?
nawwh
Mai to sirf Jesus, mera yasu yasu

Aaj dekhi use?
Babla ke cllg me dost nhi h
Aryan ki gf ne ghost kardia
Praveen ki foto leak karne ka man krta hai
Ashwin bhai simp h baut bade
Nikhil to adh time block hi rehta h
@maiden fjord ha bhai lelo mere ko
Pravzzzx 😇
@frozen dew noted
Yaawwwrrr but dupatta pehnne k liye bhale bolta but kal maine usko aadhe ghante sunaya shanti se suna and mere liye rabdi rasmalai ice cream laya
Pata ni kis janam me unki zayedad le liya
Allah hu akhbar

Joote ni maare ? Sirf sunaya ?
Kartik ke maa baap jinda hai lekin wo ise Batman banana chahte hain
mai ladko k upr haath nahi utati
Hoo ?
sab apna fvt god bata rahe hai to mere to shiv ji hain
Allah hu akhbaar 📰
Lul
Shit , 
indori poha mera
Mere Jesus hai
@prime zinc 1 v 1 aaja
Acha ha wo to indore se hai
🌚
Why everyone hates me
Acha 
yayaa
Kon
ya
Sab mujse jalte hai saaale
Usko puchna ki chappan me ladkiya taadne jata tha kya wo
koi 1500 rating ke aas paas hai kya
Nahi aana
@dawn panther 


Rate kyu puch rha logo ka ?

Jane do yr ap, in sb pe dhyan mat do
Indori ladke aise hi hote
Aaj kal pyaar waale gaane soft lgte hai
@topaz drift chess khelna hai

Hmm
Tumhari gen me se khushbu aa ri h
Milka Singh wala gaana hai
Tu baccho se hi lad bhai, merese content nhi niklega
Han

Bc gaane ka naam yaad nahi Hota, lyrics yaad hote
Gandi baat
jibh pakad ke bolo, apne hi lang me muheo lang de
Tu bhi to meri aand se nikla h
hota hai
gana gari
Neuz boy to funny h bhai
khaaj bhai to ragebaiting final boss lag rahe hain
Pehchaan kaise liya?
Suna do 😇
Kya gandu life hai
Voh khud rage bait hua pada h


Agr tum handsome hote toh phir bhi mujhse baat krte ?
Agr tumhari height lambi hoti toh kya krte tum ?
Agr tum ganje nahi hote toh konsi hairstyle rkhte ?

Fake
Everything you see is fake .
Everything I notice is fake .
The Love is fake .
The emotions are fake .
The world is fake
The society is fake .
The process is fake.
Even the smiles are fake .
If everything is fake , then what's the meaning of being real ......
Usko bolna chahiye
guys meri shakal dekha chahte ho
No
Ulti aayegi par dikha
riyal
Ham seh lenge
kese
Heart attack
phot upload hoti hai kya
Kisse pooch rahi ?
Are bc height aur ganjapan kaha se aagya 
Agr tum handsome hote toh phir bhi mujhse baat krte ?
Agr tumhari height lambi hoti toh kya krte tum ?
Agr tum ganje nahi hote toh konsi hairstyle rkhte ?
Agr tumhari english achi hoti toh kitna acha hota na
Laan ki hoti hai
Only coconut is real
Dp
Kisi se nai

@stuck eagle laan kitne inch hona chahiye minimum
Coconut is also fake
Tyson
1 foot
meri heigh 189 cm hai chat
Handsome to hu 


Volleyball khela kro full maje

Ye bsdk behen ka lenda triggered hojata oopsss laude princess h kya tu gend k cheele

होश उड़ा देता है मेरा
नूर-ए-मुजस्सिम ऐसा तेरा
Oou its nariyal 
Paida to tharak se hi hua hai
@frozen dew tujhe keh rhi
Tbhi, mast yr
Bhai Mai handsome hu , 6 footiya hu ... Mast curly hair 
Yayayay

अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्य
curly hair jhaant jaise lagte hain
अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्यम
अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्यम
Body bana aur thodi si hair care kr , shampoo mat kiya kro jyada
अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्यम
Usko maintain karna aana chaiye
@maiden fjord body to bhaud hyda hai 100kg 189 cm
R u on pc rn??
Glt line hai
@frozen dew yes
Achi baat hai, aur physique?
sahi krde
@maiden fjord abhi to pet hai thods sa

Tru
Yaad krlu ek sec
Bhai Mera sar dard hora 
Okie zee
Yayayaya 
Fat Kam kr le mast lagega 6'3 height ke sath
Indori pohe ko bolde Daba dega

Kaha tha ladke
bsdk hai vo
Gamla phek ke mardu ?
@maiden fjord han bhai, par mummy khila deti hai dher sara ghee
maine tera ky bigada
Ikk kudi jida naam mohabbat
Gum hai gum hai gum hai
20 ka hai na tu bhai ?

@maiden fjord 26
Kaisa hai billlee
अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्यम

Kaisi h bable tu too baat waat hi ni krti merese 
Koi nhi, maintain kr loge ap. Mast
tabhi to bol raha outsider wali feeling aa rahi hai, uncle trying to be young
Are sar dard se permanent ilaaz
Kem on ache ?
Study
meri mental age abhi 20 hi hai
Thik thik u say 
Same

me when kal aayegi m vc aana
tag krungi
Ok ok all the very best 💖



Rhne de bhai tooo 
Billauta
Acha koi 7 pokemon region ke naam batao
💪
Nikhil laude
kaise bol detta hai I feel hurt
@frozen dew lawda kabhi pokemon nahi dekha
Kya pdha phir aaj ?
Hurt too aap krti ho bulata hu too aate ni

fir kya dekha h ??
Bablu dablu
Niki lauda to f1 racer
@frozen dew chota bheem
Idaten jump
@frozen dew doraemon bhi dekha hai
Beyond Unova Johto Sinnoh Kanto
@frozen dew aur dher sarri porn
Hoenn
Category??
Google kr ke aya hai
this doesn't lag
Physics only
@frozen dew obc
but that one does
Good girl
Ya
Kanto ke starter pokemon ka naam batana
@outer gale tera doppelganger
Saade pokemon ki catalogue pdi Hai
I mean nikhil
Achiyaa
Kabhi dikhaiyo 😇
Billi bhosdu
Mai suna hu ke buddh circuit mein kuch host karre ha
💙
hello
bublisaur
are aryn bhia dp me jo photo hai vo aapki hai kya
Corn ki catagory - obc
Last summer gya tha mai , annual car meet thi
Acha
Ankh bnd kr
Maja aaya tha
Chal pass
🌚🍼

Cars ho toh maza hi aata

Bas wo mujhe Porche cayenne chalane dene hi wale the ki alarm baj gya
Konsi car hai

Bhai ab maza aega
Maza
Upar pdh
Akela Ghar pe gaane bajaunga
Likhdo
Nahaunga
ye le pucchhi aur maaf krde
Nanga
Nanga hi nahate hai
Nanga nahane m maza hi kuch aur hota hai

Chaddi pehn ke nahata hoon m to
Hm baki duniya kapde pehen kr nahati hai
Pagal
Mere clg ke pass roj ek ninja , ek Harley dekhta hu saala chalane ka Mann krte
Ameeri wala clg

iss ok
Sab chaddi pehn ke nahate h
Bta

🧢
amity hoga
@dawn panther
hahaa

Andhra mein amity 
Bklund konsi car chalata hai tu
oh f 
amity too bhot jagha h
@tranquil goblet
Nahi yaar humara bht gareeb clg hai 
Billi ke clg me to hayabhosda aur kawachudi aate rehti hai
pure india me hi h
kisi ne madhur model wali gossip suni kya ?
hahaha
Mere paas car nahi hai 
Deepeka aur ranveer ka th
Sad 😔
Comment h hogi
Gareeb clg me ameer bacche kya kr rhe

Mai bhi gareeb 
sab ek dusre ko pel rahe hain bollywood me
@chilly socket
@long pumice tere clg me aati h kya hayabhosda aur moostaang, type gaadiya

/tts hi
laalmirch kaun hai
Red pepper
Noii humara clg private hai full paise aate

Bas dikhane ke liye gareeb hai
ye kuki to funny hai
Bullet aati hai sirf professor ki rhti nai toh cycle tk nai aata 
pepper spray
Padhlete toh govt milti
Tnx
Govt mili thi

Shit 
kafi college college karte ho tum log
Oh matlb aap hi lund ho
But Ghar mein Jaane se mana kr diye sedly
Bollywood se h tv shows m kaam karte h
Lalmirch ka spray
Bandi kiski h
Nahi
@frozen dew pata nahi
Haa
Merkeo toh @long pumice ka clg mila Tha
Unka college bhi hai rich 🤑
Meet up ho jata
@frozen dew acha , to tum log sach me jante ho ek dusre ko

Mai nahi gaya naa 
Haa 😁✌️
Tabhi to ho jata likha


My bad

@prime zinc
Kuki yar kaash th ladka hota to tujhe gaali de pata , aur tere taape bhi baja paata
simp matlab kya hot hai
Thanks yaar
Ladka hi h vo
thank you
@dense wasp hi babe I miss u soo mush plz come back 
Welcome


Abhi pura ladka bana nhi hai na , change hote rehta iska gender

Girgit h samay ke sath sex badalta hai
Mreko ye MG wale ka concept smjh nahi aayya
#baniyahoonchornahi


samay se yaad aya, kab karega ye bkl steram
Mg marabuta grante?
Morris garage 
Morris gand
@strong matrix
Chalo byee guys
Tohri gand?
bye
I will be void forever
Kuki is Morris, and Morris ki gand

@topaz drift Maine subha Defender Dekhi thi woh bhi grey colour
Bye
@rose quartz jab tak mai zinda hu, koi chinta nahi hai
Demn

o7
Nikkhhilllllll pensoot sapri madasood la bossa
Convoy tha kisika
Kahi teri hi to nahi thi ?
One day 
Kafila
Modi ji
Mera svr join karlo 
but m gareeb sa sub campus m rhti 
अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्यम
Link
अंगीन घाटाराम लौड़े भोज्यम

Nahi Some random shi MLA
In bio

Dm kr tab join
Merekko main mila Tha 
hoshiyar hai aap
घाटाराम वांगडू
Don
Bhai singham movie mein ek character ka naam Tha
Yaad ni aara
Gotiya bolte usko poore film mein
Gotelal chote
Tujme khoya rahun mai
Tujhme rab dikhta hai
Agar koi bole aur batao toh kya batana hota hai
Thanks bkl
Thank you
Thank you so much bhai
Thanks bro
Thank u laadle
Thanks budhiya
Thanks desi
dear god is the name
You're welcome 
Tyson
I'll check it out, thanks
Happy Birthday
Thanks lost

m m m m maybach music
Rae tu kaisi hai rae
Bhai ek dum A n a l Wali feeling aagyi
ohio rae zi
Hiii
Padhle maadrchod
Hyii
U just want attention u don't want my heaaart
moot
Susu
Boro plus laga le
Jnl
Feel me beleive me touch me
Touch my dik
Jnl

Good morning marathi marble 
What a suggestion dude, Kartik deserves it 👏
Ughhh good morning 🙄
Toji fushigoro 
Hahaa
Ye bhi thik h
🕺
Abb kuch sunke kuch sahi nhi ho skta 


Thankyou bhai 
Kumbalangi nights
nahi
Trump ne india ko loot liya
Poultry
Bina data ke kaise dekhega
Rekha gupta gym kyu nhi jaati
Aaja andhbhakt bhi hai idhr
Osama bin laden ne kuch galat nahi kiya
Vc aaaoo politics Krna hai toh
Obama was a good person
Mai baat ni krta , mic khrab h
Sahi baat hai
Kisne kaha mai leftist hu ?
Mauga

Andhbhakt logo se baat karne se achha mic hi kharab hai
Wo itna right wing hai ki uske samne ham sab left hai

Achha betichod
chi chi
Mai sun sakta hu tumlog kya behes kr rhe
kitna bada dogla hai tu candy
Achha
Uss din bol raha tha gaali nhi deta
Nahi be deta toh hu check kr idhr
Raunak paan masala kha le tum
Roj hai gali mere muh se
Ted bhai tumhare liye logo se gaali nikal hi jati h
Fr
Kyunki unke paas logical cheez nhi hoti hai
Ye bhi point h
To kuch illogical bolenge na
Jaise mai dc on krne se pehle dimag side me rkh deta hu
True hai
yaha mental health sahi nhi hota h
aur ye log debate debate khelne aate h yaha
Kya logical chahiye bhai tujhe
Ek dusre ki maa chodte rehte hai baccho ki tarah
dopahar me bhai praveen ka bada ganda hua tha jhagda kisi se

Kya gaali de raha the dono ek dusre ko
Ha koi to khaaj aaya tha 

Aur batao yar Ted kaisa rha din
Ajeeb dastaan hai yeh
Aaj ka din to kaafi boring tha bhai
socha tha safai karunga room ki
lekin body ache hone laga
to nahi kar paya
tum batao

Mai to bistar pe pada tha pure din
haan bhai, 4'4 ki body hai aur wt 96 kg hai
And having to wake up early to go do kaam wakes me up
mera bhi thoda same tha
Ye dekho corporate slaves aa gaye apna rr karne
Tum bhi pele jaoge

aur kya hua
Kya mtlb
Koi ted ke sath gnde kaam krlo 💔
So you wanna get pegged




Bharwa ☝️
Mtlb??


Tab tak me apne egg roll kha lu
भ ड वा

@daring hamlet
📸
Bhrwa aaya ek aur


kise ke rha
Photos hum pe bhi hai ladlle @golden agate
Ashwin
Abhi uska bf aayega

hmm fir to sahi keh rha
Kartik
@prime zinc
Ye kya hai bc


Good morning guysss



Bhai mai bhul gayi thi ki Mera pet dard ho raha tha abhi maine phir cake thoos lia
Yagnee k bday ka
Eise bhi nai 1 piece 4 bade piece khaye maine
Good morning zi


Okie thanku


Khichdi banari

Tera khana hua
Khichdi m chicken masala daali hu

Aaj banegi mst khichdi


Kettle m khichdi banari
Nahi, roti Banega




Flower
mess me kya bana ?
Kya re simpadri
Pattagobhi dal chawal
hehe

am not simp
Phoolgobhi 
Yeyeeeee
Okiee 
wow
Cauliflower
Hauuu
Mat padh aise hi likh de

hoshiyar toh hu mai vaise likh lungi

Overconfident

Chutiya
Hu mai
Sapne suhane ladakpan ke
By the wayyy

Mujhe eisa lag raha hai ki mai pagal hogayi hu
Aaj kal jyada aane lagi hu discord p
Abe matlab mera jab mental state sahi nahi hota mereko pagal bannna hota toh aati dc p
Uss baat pe toh Mai aadha din rehta hu 
Abey
Boldiya
Tere andar inseminate krdunga
Sori

Aur Bata kuki
@prime zinc
Sorry for this 
Good
Akkaaaa
Kkrh

Pehli pehli baar tose mile naina
Shup bola hu 

Your wife is misbehaving
F u c k her
@dawn panther 
Tera A spot hit krdu 
Jhuk 90*
♿
🚼
Kalyug nga


Hi
hi
Kkrh
kuch nhi
Ohh kush toh kro
padh ke aya tha
Hi
Kya
@viscid current
alligation
Gaali deta hai 
Jaa na ladlle
han quants ki bakchhodi
Oh nice ☺️
Call kru bacha
Dont cry
Thik 
bars
absolute bars
rae
hi Ashwin
Rae
rae


rae

Chesse ho
shut the fuck up I don't want your conversation
rolling marijuana that's a cheap vacation

cheesy
Kya haall Hai

aap cheesyio
english gaane
Extra cheesy
haal ni puchte
hindi better
cheese jyada fisal rhi
aaj gym jane ka bhi man nhi h
Chhatlo
cardiac arrest hojaye ek
bc faltu ke paise de rkhe maine
zyda pese aarhe hai
Koi nhi chessy honne ke liye kuch bhi

, khana hua ?
gila gila ew
Gaon walo muje pehchano
Kahan se aaya Mai hoon kon
Jab dekho
nahi aa rhe , isliye dikkat hori h
Konsa cheese chatt rhe ho 
i can be your periperi fries
gandi baatein nhi kuki
kuki milk se bana shuddh desi cheese
Sorry
U just want attention
U don't want my haart
😭 nhi hua
itna dekhna hi kyu hai
rae eww
Oh yaarr Khalo , late nahi krna chaiye
Sure i would love and will wash it all down with a coke
God forbid a man witnesses
Pehli pehli baar tose mile naina
what eww
Neend nahi aave nahi mile chaina
why peri peri with cheese

Saari raat kare baate jese tota maina

acha yaar tum kya 7 baje hi kha lete ho
2-5 ml milk muhh me deduga saale
Hum chori chori chupke se aaye
9:45
Sorry
crispy coke
beta 12vi ka padhlo














