general-chat

[pale trellis]

Kidr marna hai..

[long pumice]

rahul gandhi k baahon m

[thin talon]

Was never our home in the first place💔😹

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

Ew..

[vivid crystal]

rahul gandhi sirf mera hai , koi naam nahi lega uska

[thin talon]

Kitna alg h

[long pumice]

Rahul gandhi k chaddiii k colour pata hai

Bhagwa rang k kacchhaaa

Modiji k churaya

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

Modijiii is chaddiless

[vivid crystal]

@thin talon completely, it's like scenarios, so mujhe ek bimari hai jahan mai khud ko cricket scnearios me imagine karta hun as a captain, aur phir pura match khelta hun, bas uska hi game banana hai

[thin talon]

Imprint modiji ka hoga cuz rahul gandhi is secretly in love wid him

[pale trellis]

Jao chaddi gift krdo

[long pumice]

frr

[vivid crystal]

rahul gandhi chaddi nahi pehnta hai

[pale trellis]

Drugs

[vivid crystal]

uska itna bada hai ki chaddi me nhi aata hai

[thin talon]

🤣🤣🤣😹

[vivid crystal]

🤣

[long pumice]

Tune rahul gandhi k private part dekha hai kya

[thin talon]

Bimari me log crickey kaptan kyu bn rhe

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice sirf dekha?

[thin talon]

Oye nononono

[long pumice]

Tune mehsus bhi kia

[vivid crystal]

@thin talon pata nahi bhai 😳

[thin talon]

😨

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice sirf mahsus

[long pumice]

Aaj jaane ki Zid na karooo

[long pumice]

Aur ky ky kia

[thin talon]

Nononononono

[long pumice]

Rahul gandhi ki nunnu k saath tune

[thin talon]

Time to

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

Leave

[vivid crystal]

😉

[pale trellis]

[thin talon]

😧😨😂😥

[vivid crystal]

💋

[long pumice]

Bhai but periods blood ko dabbee m bharke kisi aurat ko dedu sindoor k naam pr lagayegi

[rain owl]

kitne gandu log hain chat me

[long pumice]

Organic sindoor

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice mujhe dede pyas lag rahi hai

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

😵

[long pumice]

Mere periods blood sirf mera rahul gandhi peeyega

[vivid crystal]

[pale trellis]

Rahul se toh puch lo..

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

aeeee aajun kya

me apni pe

[rain owl]

bhen ke lawde chup hoja

[long pumice]

Bhai hiran dekh k

[thin talon]

Chatt rahulgandhi fantasy club bngya

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

❤️

[pale trellis]

Cult bna diya chat ko..

[long pumice]

Rahul gandhi on the top of modijiii aaa

[vivid crystal]

ab ek gond ka laddu pleunga

dudh ke sath

[rain owl]

@viscid ivy tere level se bhi upar ke log hain idhar

[long pumice]

Mere aur rahul gandhi k baccheee alllahh jaise dikhenge invisible

[rain owl]

gandmare ek number ke

[long pumice]

Hum chupa kr rkhenge

[rain owl]

no lifers

[long pumice]

Apne bcche ko

[rain owl]

ma chuda le

[long pumice]

Wavy ji aapko kya hua

[vivid crystal]

are wavy bhai , apki gand me kisne ungli kar di

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

[rain owl]

Raunak bhai aapki mummy ko dusro ki gand me ungli karne ki aadat hai

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl 🤣

[pale trellis]

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl bhai aapke periods chal rahe hai kya, itna mood kyo kharab hai

[long pumice]

Lafda ?

[pale trellis]

Kro pancho..

[vivid crystal]

nahi bhai no lafda

[oak raven]

[pale trellis]

No fun..

[rain owl]

lafda karna ho toh vc aao

[vivid crystal]

vc kya hot hai

[rain owl]

keyboard warrior nahi hu mai

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

Warrior

[rain owl]

bhai ne english nahi padhi

[pale trellis]

Aap swordfight krte ho kya

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

lafda kyo karna hai bhai, sirf ek jindgi hai , pya se raho sab

[oak raven]

Mai to lafda insta k gc m kiya krta tha

[rain owl]

bhai se jyada english state board wale bol lete hain

[long pumice]

Insta m gc bhi hota hai

Mereko aaj pata

[vivid crystal]

gc kya hota hai

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

Insta pr chlo phir..

[oak raven]

Chlo

[long pumice]

Gandeshwari chaudhary

[vivid crystal]

oh ok

[rain owl]

kitne hi chutiye ho bc

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

wavy bhai ko to mood kharab hai aaj

[long pumice]

Kisko bola

[oak raven]

Group chat hote h

[long pumice]

Wavy bhai thanda thanda paani pee lo sahi lgega

Aapne breakfast kia tha wavy bhai

[rain owl]

thand hai

[pale trellis]

Ragebait

[rain owl]

nahi pee sakta

[long pumice]

Aap ache se raho kro khush raho wavy bhai

[rain owl]

mujhe nahana hai abhi

[long pumice]

[rain owl]

aap gay ho kya?

[long pumice]

Aap khush raho

Manneee gay boldia

Mujhe toh rahul gandhi psnd hai

[vivid crystal]

mujhe bhi

[rain owl]

oh theek

[oak raven]

[long pumice]

Same pinch

Yawwrrr

[vivid crystal]

💋 @long pumice

[long pumice]

Mai kya kruuu yawwrrr

[long pumice]

[oak raven]

Study

[oak raven]

[viscid ivy]

Aaaaaaggggggg

[vivid crystal]

chat gpt se bol de ki important topic samjha de @long pumice

[viscid ivy]

Mkb aaaaaaag

[rain owl]

bla bla aapko padhne ki jarurat hai

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

Discord uninstall

[long pumice]

maine notes banaye hai khud se usko padhungi

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl wavy bhai mujhe naukri lagva do yaawr

[long pumice]

maine tera ky bigada jo eise bolta

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice ha phir padh lo tension kya hai

[rain owl]

teri qualification kya hai

[long pumice]

tension mujhe toh meri shaadi k liye hai

[pale trellis]

Aapke fayde ke liya bol rha..

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl btech in civil engineering, 2022 batch from iit bhu,

[long pumice]

Yawwrrr mujhe apne pati k assss k kaatna hai

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice tension kya hai kar lo shadi

[rain owl]

iit bhu?

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl haan

[rain owl]

rank bata apni

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

general 11500, obc 2310

[rain owl]

kya?

bkl

[vivid crystal]

2018 me hua that @rain owl

abhi to passout hun @rain owl

[long pumice]

Yawwrrr yaha toh pehne wale logs hai

Mera yaha kya kaam

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice aap bhi padh lo bacha

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

manneee padhe na jaave laadle

[rain owl]

tu unemployed hai abhi tak?

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice padh le laadli , nahi to bartan manjne padenge

@long pumice r u also from haryana ?

[long pumice]

Naahh

[rain owl]

no. wo kisi ameer ladke se shaadi karlegi

[long pumice]

[pale trellis]

Momo ka stall lgao pdne mei kya rlha hai..

[long pumice]

Sahi baat hai

[gloomy lance]

hi

[long pumice]

Mai toh 2 baje se pdhne bethungi

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice nahi tum kuch naukri karna , ladke apne aap aa jaygne

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice don't procastinate

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

sahi baat h

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice har pal kimti hai

[gloomy lance]

[pale trellis]

[rain owl]

kisi hot ladki se shaadi ho jaye 🙏

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl bhai lagwa do yaaawr naukri

[rain owl]

umar ho gayi hai

[long pumice]

[rain owl]

@vivid crystal

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl bhai aap to handom lag rahe ho

[pale trellis]

Discord pr rhoge toh kaise hogi

[long pumice]

Mereko toh 40 saal k buddhee se shaadi krni h

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl han

[long pumice]

[rain owl]

acha

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl abhi naukri dhund raha hun

[long pumice]

Bhatak rahi hai andhero m zindagi meri

[rain owl]

bhai tu 22 passout hai.. 4 saal se kya kar rha?

tf?

[long pumice]

Kabhi kabhi mere dil m khayal aata hai

[rain owl]

BHU passout

no fucking way you're unemployed

[long pumice]

K jaise tujhko banaya gaya h mere liye

[pale trellis]

Mujhe bhi yahi confidence chaiye life mei..

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl ek startup banaya tha , online gaming ka ( chess platform) govt ne ban kar diya

[rain owl]

[long pumice]

Ye bhu se passed out hone k baad unemployed h

[gloomy lance]

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice lmfao

[long pumice]

[rain owl]

backend dev hai?

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice mere batch me sirf me unemployed hun

[pale trellis]

Civil eng and backend dev..

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl han , golang pe kaam kiya hai sabse jyda

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Tu business kr human heart k bakre mai dungi tujhe maarke tu unka heart nikalne phir apna bechenge usko

[rain owl]

Backend me toh ho jayega bro.

[long pumice]

[rain owl]

tune apply nahi kiya kisi se

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl abhi 1 mahine pahle start kiya hai , par bahut kam calls aa rahe hain

[long pumice]

[rain owl]

don't worry

what's your age?

[long pumice]

Kaisa hai laadle

[rain owl]

papa kya karte hain?

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

27th oct 2000

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl dukaan hai, hardware ki

[rain owl]

so you're 26

[rain owl]

well

[gloomy lance]

Good good tu?

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl mummy govt teacher hai

[long pumice]

Kabhi kabhi mere dil m khayal aata hai

[rain owl]

nice

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl are bhai vese chill hai

[rain owl]

bhai behen hai?

[long pumice]

Mai toh pyaari hu

Abeee ye ky detail puch raha isse

[pale trellis]

Aadhar card bnwa rhe pancho

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl behan iit roorkee passout , abhi gurugram me job kar rhai hai

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Bhai behen tfff

[long pumice]

Tune mujhe nai pehchana

[rain owl]

bhai sahab

bade log ho aap

[gloomy lance]

Pechan liya...freaky kid

[rain owl]

merese job kyu maang rhe ho

[long pumice]

kon freaky

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl job ho to sahi rahta hai yaar, abhi pointless se lagti hai life

[gloomy lance]

Tu😭

[long pumice]

Job toh mujhe chahiye rahul gandhi k chaddii dhoungi

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl are bhai tum ho asli bade aadmi to , lagwao kahi par

[long pumice]

hell naawh

[pale trellis]

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice nahi shy ese kaam karo rahul gandhi tumhari chaddi dhoe

[rain owl]

don't worry man. there's so much to come

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl yeah, anyway i'm working on another startup let's see if it works

[long pumice]

kya baat h

Okie guysss apun jaari biee

Pdhungi

[rain owl]

technical role toh nahi ho payega bhai.. they seek for data analysts the most.

[vivid crystal]

@rain owl you live in china ?

@long pumice just checking if you are studying, if you reply to this you are not !!

[heady thunder]

nice

[stuck eagle]

Sup guys? What's cookin?

[stuck eagle]

Kitne ki job chaiye bol?

Aur kis field me?

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle anything above 15lpa, software development, backend development prefered, but can work full stack as well

[stuck eagle]

How much experience?

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle worked on startup ( made myself, both frontned and backend) for 3.5 years , but no job experience,

[stuck eagle]

Degree karni hai? I can guide you in that direction in your specific case.

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle i already have a btech degree

[stuck eagle]

Online degree

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle kis cheez ke liye?

[stuck eagle]

Tumhare level me mba bhi chaiye

Coz u have done business

So you can directly become some manager or head of department

[vivid crystal]

business ka time aaya tab to app ban ho gayi thi

should i do mba?

[stuck eagle]

Doesn't matter

[vivid crystal]

i can give cat if that's the path

[stuck eagle]

Job is all about selling skills

[stuck eagle]

U don't need to give cat

You have experience

You will get job directly

I work with such a company already
I can align your profile here

Totally your call

[golden agate]

[gaunt wagon]

你好

[stuck eagle]

Abhi ek aur bande ki help karra hu discord se hi

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle what do i have to do ? online degree ??

[worthy ingot]

[stuck eagle]

Yes you can do. It is equivalent to physical only these days given the formal regularisation of it

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle can you help me without it ?

[stuck eagle]

Without degree?

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle i don't really want to wait 2 years

[stuck eagle]

You can do in parallel. And without degree job at this point is a messy roadmap. I can help in that way also but I wouldn't recommend

[worthy ingot]

Billi maarne se kuch nhi hoga

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle i don't really want to go that way , sorry

[stiff fjord]

yoo

[stuck eagle]

Koi na. Fir I have job related opportunity also

But Raunak bhai the thing is ki mai sirf ye batana chah ra hu ki job karne ke liye like at a senior position, kuchh experience ya credentials under the belt hona chaiye. Uske bina startup path se hi ghusna padega

Fir tumne bola wo nahi karna that's why I suggested this

[vivid crystal]

i have the startup experience, wouldn't that count for anything ?

[stuck eagle]

That would count only for startup

[vivid crystal]

i literally gave my everything for 3 years

[stuck eagle]

Bhai mai samajh rahu. I also come from business family

But the thing is corporate is very rigid especially these days

[vivid crystal]

i don't want to cry about it, just logically thinking, i mean i can definetly contirbute to any company i join

[stuck eagle]

So sirf startup experience ke base pe I don't know how far you can go

[stuck eagle]

Haa mai samajh ra hu but koi bhi company mindset doesn't really reward after a few months

It will bite in your own back only

Been there done that

That's why

Baaki mere saath collaborate karlo hamare business me
Hame consultants chaiye hai IT me

Wo karna h to

Add it to your resume

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle kya business hai aapka

[stuck eagle]

Logistics ka h

Family business hai

[vivid crystal]

how can i help as a software engineer

[stuck eagle]

Yaar pura system setup karna hai scratch se aur paisa bachwana hai

But salary humble milegi since it is an msme

[vivid crystal]

kitna bada business hai

[stuck eagle]

Ya to khud karo nahi to dusre se karao

Mai bhi laga hu isme
I need help

[stuck eagle]

Msme

Mid scale

Pan India business hai waise to

[vivid crystal]

i can help you build the product, and for salary you can give me on the work basis, like instead of monthly basis

[stuck eagle]

40 warehouses

[stuck eagle]

Ghum firke fir tum startup me hi aa gye uss case me
Kar sakte hai apan but paisa fir profit base pe hi milega
Agar tumhare work se company ko benefit hota hai

Abhi ham apne wms ka frontend banwa re hai

5 lakh rupe charge karri hai company uske liye

[vivid crystal]

ok so i can work as a employee if you want that, how much you can pay ?

[stuck eagle]

No idea. Only company owner can tell that

Mai tumhari meeting karwa sakta hu unse

If they allow

[vivid crystal]

oh, i thought you said it's a family business

[stuck eagle]

Wo waise resistant hai bahar ke bande lene me
Mujhe baat karni padegi

Haa

Family hi hai

2 families

Mix

Meri aur ek stakeholder ki

But abhi thoda down jaa ra hai coz they didn't invest in IT

Now they are suffering

So we need help there

Abhi ek API bhi banana hai

Maine banaya hai wo chal ni ra

[vivid crystal]

next.js me banaya hai kya ?

[stuck eagle]

Vibe code kara pura

[stuck eagle]

No
Fastapi

[vivid crystal]

aapko kitni salary milti hai

[stuck eagle]

And python

Tum bande laa paaoge? Like budget friendly IT vendors with good work?

[stuck eagle]

Bhai mai to dene wali category me hu na?

Mere baap ki company hai

Dekhlo bhai tumhari call hai
I also have a freelance software sales opportunity

[vivid crystal]

haha , see brother, i can tell me what is my strength, i can convert any idea on paper into a software, that's what i invest my most time in, so see for yourself if i can help your or not

[stuck eagle]

Tum kar paaoge chhote level pe itne to batao aage baat karenge

[vivid crystal]

my ideal job will be something, where they give me a task to do and pay according to the task

[stuck eagle]

I can convert any idea into paper coz of my strong ooad skills

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle yes i can easily do any software related task, in almost any language( thanks to ai)

[stuck eagle]

So I think ya we can do

[stuck eagle]

Haa samajh ra hu
Maine bhi vibe code kara hai

[vivid crystal]

but the thing is i need finacial security rn

[stuck eagle]

Hmm
Wo to fir profit base pe h idhar

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle yes but my additional skill with vibe code is that i understand the code

[stuck eagle]

But profit banwa diya to cxo itna tagda hai iss company ka you can directly become CTO in 1 year

[vivid crystal]

@stuck eagle what's the name of the company

[stuck eagle]

Jo hamare co founder hai wo top MNCs ke foundational days me work karke aaye hai setup karne me

[stuck eagle]

Arre I can also understand but I didn't wanna invest time with my full time job

[stuck eagle]

GRAM scs

[vivid crystal]

ok let's summerise , what do you want or what are you looking for @stuck eagle

[stuck eagle]

Bhai sabse pehle to companies ko IT vendor laake dene hai saste me best

Secondly unka Ecom ka ecosystem setup karana h pura

Either by yourself or through vendors within budget

My father is the CFO of the company

And hamara thoda baniye wala hisaab h
So uss hisaab se dekhna hai kaise negotiate karoge unse

Matlab we aren't baniya

[vivid crystal]

i don't know how can i bring IT vendors, but i can help setting up software related things

but again, i'm not in risk taking phase so...

[stuck eagle]

Abb bhai CTO planning karoge to logo ke saath bhi deal karna hi hoga

[stuck eagle]

Haa tabhi bolra hu. Maine tumhe bata diya. Aage it is your call

I am not living your life so you are better judge

But I told you the potential also

The board members are highly ethical and supportive people
It is my father so I know

So the company will only grow and not create bubble

[vivid crystal]

i mean , i see the upside for sure, i mean cto of any company is a big deal, but yeah we have to talk about fixed salary , as that's my bottleneck rn ,

[stuck eagle]

Bhai fixed salary ka mai ni bata paunga
Wo tumhe mere father se hi discuss karna hoga

Mujhe honestly idea ni h iska so I can't commit anything

But haa jitni meri research hai, paisa to definitely milega

Free me ni karwate hai hum khudse hi kisi se

[topaz drift]

[hasty lark]

Ghoda uddd

Gaadii udd

Gaaaye uddd

@arctic kelp totiii uddd

🦜🦜

Udd gyiii

[vivid crystal]

chidiya udd ?

[rose quartz]

Chud gaya ye bkl

[ivory pilot]

bkl mayank tu kyu nhi udd jata

[rose quartz]

Hmm

[ivory pilot]

padle

[rose quartz]

Padh liya

[ivory pilot]

revision kro

[rose quartz]

Karliya Lia

Aap kya karte hoo

[ivory pilot]

krte raho

[hasty lark]

Chudi toh teri maa thi lawde

[hasty lark]

Chal na kaam kar dhoonchuttad saala

[ivory pilot]

padai job dono

[ivory pilot]

saale chup

baune

[hasty lark]

Abee lawde

[rose quartz]

Bosadpappu sala

Simp

[ivory pilot]

chipkalichod

[hasty lark]

Teri maa chedd di lawde?

[hasty lark]

Tera maa ka naam chipkali

[rose quartz]

Ruk Teri ched rha hu

[hasty lark]

Teri maa meri maa chhed lev

[ivory pilot]

utar aaya aukat pe

[rose quartz]

[hasty lark]

Lawda aaj ka aaya mujhe deekhayegga pravzz chomu

[rose quartz]

Tuje apni Maa pyari ni hai

[hasty lark]

Apni ke saath teri bhi hai

😍

[hasty lark]

Kaam kar chal

[ivory pilot]

praveen revision kr ja

[rose quartz]

Bkl meri sexy Maa ko choor dee

[hasty lark]

Choor nahi chhodd

[ivory pilot]

htt bsdk

[hasty lark]

Padh le bklode praveen

Fail ho jayega

[rose quartz]

Teri khandan ujaad dunga

[hasty lark]

Hizda hai kya?

[ivory pilot]

baad mein sarkar ko dosh dega bc

[hasty lark]

Saala chomu

[rose quartz]

Teri Maa hai

[hasty lark]

Lulululu

Hattt

[ivory pilot]

🤣

[hasty lark]

Muh khol chal

Mootna hai

[rose quartz]

[hasty lark]

Moot diya

Le

💦

[rose quartz]

[hasty lark]

Hatt berozgar

[rose quartz]

Voh tho tu hai

[hasty lark]

Ab teri maa kaam pe jaane hi ni deti

😢

[rose quartz]

[hasty lark]

Padh le bsdke

12th m hoga

[rose quartz]

Tera baap tho sikke jama kar ke that gaya

Or tu bkl ider chat karha

[hasty lark]

Teri maa utna hi kama ke laa paati na chuttt deke

[crimson karma]

hawww laddoo

maa ki gali

[hasty lark]

Are sans bhai

Aap train

Ke neeche kyu ni aa gaye

[ivory pilot]

jee +12

[hasty lark]

[rose quartz]

Teri Maa tho hizdo se chud ke ati hai

[hasty lark]

Lulululu

[crimson karma]

isme @past shuttle ko bich mai kyun laya

[hasty lark]

Saala chutiya

[rose quartz]

Abe bsdk ke jnl

[hasty lark]

[rose quartz]

[hasty lark]

Teri I'd se purani meri alt hai

[ivory pilot]

🤣

[hasty lark]

Lawda saala

Meri maa @rose quartz ki maa

[ivory pilot]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[crimson karma]

apne bete ko gaali nahi dunga

[rose quartz]

Muje toj 10 acc change ni karne padte

[crimson karma]

tum dono ki maa ki

[stuck eagle]

Maa ke neeche to mai bhi aana chahunga?

[ivory pilot]

🤣 🤣 🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣

[golden agate]

[ivory pilot]

mayank lodu tu ban hua tha

🤣 🤣 🤣

[stuck eagle]

Unke bewbies ke andar dabb ke marna chahunga

[dusty thunder]

wsggg?

[hasty lark]

Prav ka baap bheek maange na piye paani khaana
Uski maa taang uthaye choddee saara zaamanaa

[ivory pilot]

kaise ho dheeraj bhai

[dusty thunder]

fir wahi bewbies cheut wali baate

[ivory pilot]

long time no see

[dusty thunder]

masttt ji aap batao

[stuck eagle]

Khaana kaise peete hai?

[ivory pilot]

uss din ke liye sorry haan

[dusty thunder]

bas aese hi aap batao chalri trip?

[dusty thunder]

kis din?

[ivory pilot]

trip khtm

[hardy mesa]

Heyy

[ivory pilot]

wrong tag'

[crimson karma]

pravz ne haar maan li kya

[hasty lark]

Prav bhai gpt karne gaya

🤣🤣🤣

Byee bc mkc inki

[ivory pilot]

@rose quartz kaha gaya

[dusty thunder]

uss din aapko ban diya manager, kabhi kabhi aata dc pe ping krke gayab , usko bhar diye aap

[dusty thunder]

back to business ?

[ivory pilot]

ohhh haan then correct tag woh saggy ne bola tha

[ivory pilot]

yeppp

aab may mein hoga

[dusty thunder]

yeh saggy bhadwe ki baato me mat aao

[ivory pilot]

next trip

[dusty thunder]

kaha planning fir

[ivory pilot]

hmm hmm

[ivory pilot]

gujarat

[rose quartz]

Bhikari ka beta bhikari ran d ka beta ran d ka Tu to dono ka combo pack hai bkl

[dusty thunder]

gujarat me kaha?

[ivory pilot]

surat-ahm

[rose quartz]

Iski maa kisi galat insan se chud gai

Fir ye madarchod paida hogaya

[past shuttle]

Matlab ye man gaya tu ki chudti to hai

[dusty thunder]

kutchh side gye ho?

[rose quartz]

[past shuttle]

[ivory pilot]

naah uska plan waha jakar banega

confirm nhi h

isliye

[rose quartz]

Chud gaya bkl bsdka

[ivory pilot]

kutchhh jana hai yrr

[rose quartz]

[dusty thunder]

han 2 din ka plan kr lena udhr bhi

[ivory pilot]

@hasty lark bacche se gali khaali sharam nhi aata?

[dusty thunder]

voh dwarka nagri submarine wala scene shuru hua kya? @ivory pilot

[ivory pilot]

confirm nhi hai waha ka mujhe waha se daman bhi jaane ka maan h

[rose quartz]

Usko tho galli ke bache moot ke jate hai uspe

[ivory pilot]

idk

[hasty lark]

Abe bhai kaam karne do na bklodo tunhari maa ni tarah g deke paise ki kama paunga

[ivory pilot]

🤣 🤣

gujarat-up-kolkata ye hai filhaal mera ghumne ka plan

[rose quartz]

Teri Maa tho p hub me hai voh

[dusty thunder]

ohho moj masti, kabhi rajasthan aao to batana

[hasty lark]

Saale 12th pass hoti nhi yaha apni maa chudwane aa jate

[rose quartz]

[stuck eagle]

Kama liyo
Mai laga ra boli terepe kuku

[dusty thunder]

[ivory pilot]

rajasthan mein kaha?

[hasty lark]

Teri maa ki chuttt mai toh log apna credit card swipe karke chod jaate

[dusty thunder]

mai to jaipur

baki jagah ghumne ka janna ho to puch lena

[hasty lark]

Bc kuch boldo inki maa ki chuttad pe mirchi lag jaati hai peeche hi pad jaate saale hizde

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa ki chutt me to madhumakhi ka chhatta hai

[ivory pilot]

aaya tha 2018 mein

[hasty lark]

Ab tag kiya toh 10 baap ka

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa 10 baap ki

[rose quartz]

Teri Maa chod chod ne ke weight gain karliya

[ivory pilot]

rajasthan ghoom liya hu

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa ko lode ki muscles badhane me use karta hu

[dusty thunder]

banswara ghume ?

[golden agate]

Inka abhi tak chal raha gawk gawk

[dusty thunder]

demn calorie surplus

[rose quartz]

Abe hizdi jhat tu kyu apni maa chudane aarha hai hatt

[dusty thunder]

kya scene hai

[golden agate]

aur dheeraj bhai kya haal

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa ki gand itni nasheeli hai ki chudte chudte hi gir jaati hai

[rose quartz]

Sab bari bari chod ke jaarhe

[dusty thunder]

mauj masti tum batao

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa hai hi itni sexy

[rose quartz]

Teri Maa tho road pe padi reheti hai raat me koi bhi chod ke jata hai

[golden agate]

ohh sahi h, mera to kuch khaas nhi

[dusty thunder]

dandha pani ni chalra kya?

[golden agate]

Wo khaas kaha hai

[rose quartz]

Teri Maa ka boasda phad dunga

[ivory pilot]

nhi ho paya mein bss ye saare jagah gaya jaipur-jodhpur-bikaner-ajmer

[rose quartz]

Chiiii ye kya bole jaa rha

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa itni hot hai ki pedophile hai. Bache chodke jaate school ke baahar 2 rupe me redi pe

[dusty thunder]

job ni lagri kya

[golden agate]

abhi time nahi aaya h uska

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa me daalke, chodke fir paida kardunga terko taaki tu mera beta bann jaye

[dusty thunder]

oh han yeh bhi ache hai, baki agli baar krna udaipur banswara kota

[ivory pilot]

kota bhi ho gaya

[dusty thunder]

kab aane wali

[golden agate]

@tiny night happy birthday 🎂🎈

[rose quartz]

Tere baap ki gote kai burji banake tomy ko khilaunga

[maiden fjord]

lad kyu rha hai

[golden agate]

Ig 2030 me

[ivory pilot]

@tiny night happy birthday 🎂🎈

[maiden fjord]

bhai jo bhi hai

[dusty thunder]

dalla off hai

[dusty thunder]

oh demn

[golden agate]

Ye kab hua

[dusty thunder]

umar hai

[golden agate]

abhi kuch din pahle to zinda tha

[stuck eagle]

Hai hi gay tu

[rose quartz]

Tu tho already meri 5vu aulad hai ree

[dusty thunder]

aata hai jata hai fir chale jata hai

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa ko apne baap se chudwaunga

[golden agate]

ohh mujhe laga sach me off ho gaya

[stuck eagle]

Abe sale tu meri muth se nikla hai

[rose quartz]

Teri baap ese hi paisa kamata hai

[rose quartz]

Tu tho tere baap ki lenda hai

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa ko chodne ka Paisa milta h mere baap ko
Achha hai maan gya

[golden agate]

[stuck eagle]

Tu kutte ka lenda hai

[maiden fjord]

@frozen dew summon

[stuck eagle]

Matlab Teri maa ka

[golden agate]

me bhi karne wala tha

[stuck eagle]

Kon h yo? Mod?

[rose quartz]

Teri Maa galli galli Jake sikke jama karti

[ivory pilot]

bss aab ladai band karo saale @rose quartz padhne ja

[maiden fjord]

chaprasi

[golden agate]

Dost hai uska

[maiden fjord]

bas kar bhai

[golden agate]

Utar lene do frustration

[maiden fjord]

dono padhai kro jake

[ivory pilot]

bss bhai aab zyda ho raha hai backchodi thoda control karna chahiye

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa chewt me dalwake gend me sikke leti hai transaction
Gullak bann chuki h

Sali

[rose quartz]

Tera baap ki naam or zyda kharab mat karo chale haa

[golden agate]

Achha Aisa h

[ivory pilot]

hn

[golden agate]

praveen bhai ab bass karo, jao naha lo ab

[stuck eagle]

Abe sale mere prekum

[rose quartz]

Saale tera tho pura khandan hijda hai

[stuck eagle]

Abe sala dalit saaf ho jayega fir wo

[golden agate]

gangajal se nahalo

[ivory pilot]

@rose quartz ja bhai padhne chala ja phone off krde

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa taali baja bajake uchhalti h mere pe

[golden agate]

izzat se, Jay Bheem 💙

[rose quartz]

Haan bhai ek baar is se nipat lu

[ivory pilot]

jay modi

[golden agate]

arre choro rahne do time bahut waste kar liye

mood fresh karo ab

[ivory pilot]

sweet potato not valid

[golden agate]

true

[rose quartz]

Teri maa taali baja ke nahi apni ch**t baja ke uchhalti hai tere baap ke saamne

[golden agate]

yes who are you sweet boy

[ivory pilot]

bkl betichod kab se keh raha hu gali band kar padhne ja gandu

[golden agate]

Thund rakh bhai wo chala gaya ab

[rose quartz]

[golden agate]

Kuch to sharam karro

[stuck eagle]

Teri maa mere lund pe pogo stick samajh ke kudati hai

[rose quartz]

Pata ni kese kese log mil jate hai

[stuck eagle]

Sheesha mat dekha kar tabhi bola

[golden agate]

Delete kar de dc kuch din k liye

[stuck eagle]

Lund chusa kar mera badd

[ivory pilot]

haan bhai net off kar aur nikal padhne ka time ho gaya

ja

[rose quartz]

[ivory pilot]

ja raha hai ki mute dilwau?

[golden agate]

[rose quartz]

Mute tho ham dono honge

[stuck eagle]

Mute ni moot de muh me iske
Saaf ho jayega

[ivory pilot]

bkl bhagg ja padhne gandu

[golden agate]

[ivory pilot]

shant bhai baccha hai

[rose quartz]

Ok

[golden agate]

Choro potato bhai

kya time waste karre

[ivory pilot]

ji bhai

hmm

[rose quartz]

Hmm

[ivory pilot]

bc tu phir dikh gaya

[rose quartz]

Abeey bhai me phadai kar ke aya tha

[ivory pilot]

akhari baar bol raha hu chale ja bc net off kar aur padhle

[rose quartz]

Chill tho karne doo yar

[ivory pilot]

raat mein aa

[rose quartz]

Me jaldi sota hu

[ivory pilot]

gg kal aa

[rose quartz]

Itna khe rha hai tho jaa rha bsdk

[ivory pilot]

bosdika kab se likha ja raha hai aise bacche pasand nhi

[rose quartz]

[ivory pilot]

ja

good boy

haasshh talabali

[brittle mesa]

Hi

[twin leaf]

Hellooo

[outer gale]

[brittle mesa]

Sup

[twin leaf]

Good . Wbu

[frozen dew]

[twin leaf]

[brittle mesa]

Good

[frozen dew]

⁉️

[twin leaf]

❌ Nothin

[rose quartz]

Chalo sare paap dhul gaye

[prime zinc]

[rose quartz]

Ab koi badtameezi nai karega

[prime zinc]

Where all d qts at

[rose quartz]

Me ab ak rushi muni ban chuka hu

[prime zinc]

Uss ke liye tapasya krni pdti

[rose quartz]

Ghar me ganga jal se naha liya

[prime zinc]

Ye kya ho gaya

[rose quartz]

Or kya

[prime zinc]

Pdh nahi raha tu

[rose quartz]

Meri fam se tho aap meri fikar kar rhe hoo

Bas kro yar

[prime zinc]

11th is very imp

[rose quartz]

Yes ofcos but muje life bhi jeeni hai

Me phadta bhi hu bhai esa ni hai

[prime zinc]

[maiden fjord]

Jb bhi dc kholo

Jb bhi

[prime zinc]

Mai dikh jara hu

[maiden fjord]

Ted bhai dikh jate hain aur sath mein Ashwin bhai bhi

[prime zinc]

@golden agate is that Fafa in your dp

[prime zinc]

Oh yaar toh just abhi aaya

[maiden fjord]

Ok koi nai

[prime zinc]

Abhi Pura din rahunga

[golden agate]

haan

[prime zinc]

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

To tu kyu gaand marwane ne liye kholta hai band rakh na bhosdike

[knotty hollow]

hello

[maiden fjord]

han billu

[knotty hollow]

what's up?

[maiden fjord]

all great tu bata

[knotty hollow]

all good

[maiden fjord]

colg wagera kaisa ja rha

[knotty hollow]

how do you know i am in college?

[long pumice]

Bhai

[maiden fjord]

intution acha hai mera

[long pumice]

Maine kuch nahi pdha hai meri tabiyat kharab hogayi thi

Ab kal ky likhungi phucckkkk mannn

[knotty hollow]

anyways it's going great

[maiden fjord]

bla bla a gai ab jana chahiye

[long pumice]

Koina mai na kya krungi batati hu jai shree pri bolke likhungi answer samne wala andhbhakt hoga toh number de defa

Mai sabko preshan krti hu kya jo merese sb bheag jaate

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

Ooo shittt

Mai toh achi si hu

[maiden fjord]

ted bhai ap bhi infect ho jaoge

[long pumice]

Mera mann krta hai na poora duniya ko kha jau

[maiden fjord]

thodi der mein ana

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

But mereko bahut saari potty bhi ayegi agr m poori duniya kha jaungi

Aur duniya nai rhegi toh potty kaha krungi

Samasya hai yawwrrr

Pet kharab hogaya toh duniya kha kr

Cancel cancel cancel

Ab nahi khaungi duniya

[limpid frigate]

Another day of not being myself

🙄

[long pumice]

Mai behrouz ki Hyderabadi wali spicy biryani, aur vo chocolate truffles wala bnr ka ice cream khaungi, momo khaungi chicken wala bhilai wala, aur gupchup udhr side wala khaungi, chicken roll town cafe k khaungi

Kit kat aur dark chocolate bhi khaungi

Phir mai shawarma bhi khaungi

Dosa bhi khaungi, aur human flesh ka bana hua biryani

[maiden fjord]

khila rhi hai to bol

[long pumice]

Phir chaas peeungi khatta khattaaa aah Maja aayega

[long pumice]

me gareeb

[maiden fjord]

akele khayegi to greeb hi rhegi na , sath mein khilaya kr

[long pumice]

Bhai ab bahut hogaya ab mera comeback hoga

Ab dekhna sab duniya ki gaand phaad kr uske andar chocolate cake ghusa dungi

Chocolatey duniya ki gaand hogi

Aaahhaaaa

Ye kya bakte rhti hu mai

Yawwrrr but sacchi mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe kisi therapy ki jrurat hai

Therapy ky hona chahiye pata hai ?

Biryani, shawarma and ice cram

Cream

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

mai pagal hogayi hu lgta hai

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

@long pumice kaisi ho

[long pumice]

Mereko pucchi dena hai modiji ko

[long pumice]

Tabiyat kharab hogais

[prime zinc]

Woh toh roj hoti

[pale trellis]

[prime zinc]

khyaal rakho

[golden agate]

arre xeno

yaha kese

aana hua

[long pumice]

Hell nawwhhh kal raat ko 3 baar vomiting ki , 1rabdi , 4 rasmalai and 2 icecream k saath lauki chawal khali thi

Milta nahi hai khana eise thoos leti

Kya kru cravings hora tha

[prime zinc]

Over eating

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

ok zeee

[prime zinc]

Soja mast nap Lele

[long pumice]

Subah se so hi rhi ab nai soungi uthungi thoda phir attendance k baad se bethungi pdhne headache bhi hora

Bhai kaisi si hu mai

[prime zinc]

Baat karu kya usse

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

nahi vo pedo h

Modijiiii k chahti k baal bhagwa rang k hoga

[prime zinc]

Are Rey...

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Aur Bata

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice how was the study session

[long pumice]

bhai weeds k classification, scheduling irrigation, methods of irrigation, fertilizer application, principles of weed control thoda sa pdhungi

[long pumice]

sogayi thi nahi pdhi

[prime zinc]

Weeds

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice noooooo

[long pumice]

Yaya

[long pumice]

But maine pdha hua hai sab revision Krna agronomy m bhi 10 out of 10 aaye the mid term m

[prime zinc]

Sociology mein ye aata ?

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice yashhhhhh

[long pumice]

Hell nawwh agronomy hai sociology last m hai

[vivid crystal]

blabali naukli lagwa do meli

[prime zinc]

Agronomy Kab Hai ?

[long pumice]

Sociology m toh 90 marks k paper hoga

[prime zinc]

90

[long pumice]

mai khud berozgar hu

[long pumice]

Kal

[prime zinc]

badhya hai

[long pumice]

Iske baad soil k hai

Phir horti

Phir livelihood

Phir sociology

[vivid crystal]

konsi college hai tumrhi blabli

[prime zinc]

Horti is easy na ?

[long pumice]

naam batane layak ni h

[vivid crystal]

bato bato

[long pumice]

Han mujhe easy lgta agro bs kathin h

[prime zinc]

Han

[knotty hollow]

hey! I want to enhance my communication skills? How do I proceed?

[long pumice]

igkv k chota sa sub campus m hu jahan bacche hi nai goverment college h koi

[vivid crystal]

good good

[long pumice]

Communication skills mai sikhau

[knotty hollow]

sure

[prime zinc]

Well join up a course or interact with people

[vivid crystal]

@knotty hollow find people to talk with , irl , watch movies, shows etc.

[prime zinc]

Fees le share karenge

[vivid crystal]

mai aur ashwin sikha denge , 150 rs lenge

[prime zinc]

Shure

[long pumice]

Sbse pehle 7c (principles ) yaad Krna pdega
Complete, clarity, concise, consideration, courtesy, concrete and clear

[long pumice]

Ye sb hona chahiye interaction k liye tb jyada Efficient rhega communication

[long pumice]

Okie

[prime zinc]

[knotty hollow]

how do i develop these?

[prime zinc]

By interacting with people

[frozen dew]

Kya re bhosdike jyada gaand Masti dhikha rh h chat m mil vc madarchod batata hoon tuje

[long pumice]

By reading, writing aur public speaking skills seekho

[long pumice]

bhai what happened

[vivid crystal]

@frozen dew are bhai, aapko kis ne ched diya

[frozen dew]

Tumse nhi bola

@prime zinc karli kamedy

[long pumice]

okie honey pie

[vivid crystal]

mujhe lagta hai @frozen dew alpha male hai

[prime zinc]

Chal be

@long pumice Meds li kuch ?

[frozen dew]

Pata kar

[knotty hollow]

The main problem is that how do i approach someone

[long pumice]

khichadi khali thik hogaya

[frozen dew]

Why do u want to approach someone

[prime zinc]

Meds le le

[vivid crystal]

@knotty hollowthink about why it is a problem, what's the main reason of nervousness

[long pumice]

Yaya khaungi

[topaz drift]

[knotty hollow]

to talk

[frozen dew]

@dawn panther batao unhe babes

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

Kisse baat Krna hai aapko

[prime zinc]

Tumhari bibi busy haii shayad

[knotty hollow]

i think it is confidence

[frozen dew]

Ask him/her branch

[long pumice]

Ye toh sch m communication skills seekhna chah rha

[frozen dew]

Tum door raho meri biwi se

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

@knotty hollow but why you feel underconfident, what are you insecure about ?

[long pumice]

Chatgpt coffee peene se mana krdia

[prime zinc]

Not interested in you bibi

[long pumice]

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice mujhe kiya that, maine redbull start kar diya

[prime zinc]

Han matt pi

[frozen dew]

To fir mere liye ek diet coke manga do

[long pumice]

Bolta ki maine apne pet ko roller coaster bana dia hai shaant rhne bolta

[prime zinc]

Paise nahi hai

[vivid crystal]

mai deta hun paise, kise chahiye

[long pumice]

tu whiskey pee

[vivid crystal]

@long pumice cheee, gandi baten

[knotty hollow]

i get nervous when someone looks into my eyes

[prime zinc]

Han coffee is not good in any way , phir bhi Mai roj peeta

[vivid crystal]

@frozen dew sab izzat kameynge to lutenge kiski or something like that

[long pumice]

vegetarian hota hai cereals vgerah se banta hai

[topaz drift]

Kya padhai kr rhi tu ?

[long pumice]

black coffee peeti hu mai

[topaz drift]

Aur Ashwin praa

[vivid crystal]

@knotty hollow look at the top of the nose, you will not feel nervous

[prime zinc]

Oh woh toh thik hai

[long pumice]

b.sc agriculture hons

[prime zinc]

Nikhil vaiii

[long pumice]

coffee acha lgta

Kha jati kabhi kabhi mai

[topaz drift]

Demn

[long pumice]

Jab time nai milta

[topaz drift]

Aayein

[long pumice]

[frozen dew]

@knotty hollow Be such that ppl come and talk to you

[prime zinc]

Han mereko bhi , I prefer milk coffee few times

[vivid crystal]

@ocean prism go with mindset of getting embressed, it's the most underexplored emotion, you will grow so much with each emberssment

[topaz drift]

Kya chal rha simping k alawa

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

Coffee ko raw hi peena chahiye without milk and sugar

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

Mai toh bas baate Kara ji

[topaz drift]

Tu coffee kha kaise sakti h

[topaz drift]

Kartik ek baar ko kha bhi sakta h

[long pumice]

Khati hu jab time nai milta paani garam krne ka

[topaz drift]

Achaa

[prime zinc]

Han par mereko pappa dete hai milk wala banakr

[topaz drift]

Kar kar baatein kr

[long pumice]

But mai sasti wali coffee peeti papa ne coffee setup lene se mana krdia boltey tera pati ayega usse itni mehngi chijein lena

[long pumice]

Ooo woww

[frozen dew]

kal bhi koi yhinpuch rh th how to approach someone

[knotty hollow]

will anyone come to vc?

[prime zinc]

@frozen dew

[rose quartz]

Hmm