general-chat

[long pumice]

Bhai mereko daaru peeke susu Krna hai

Daaru peene k baad sabse achi susu hoti hai ksm se maja aajata hai susu krke lagta hai mai ghum rhi yeyeyeeee

But han yawwrr akele jaati thi na tab mst rhta tha

Bhai fragile ego walo ki masculinity nahi hoti chakke hote hai madarjaat saale

Ab mai kaise bolu ki laude shaant reh

Mai shaanti se kaise sun leti hu kisika bhi

Mai madarchod hu kya mera muh nahi hai gaali nahi toh apne liye stand toh le skti hu ye kya baat hui har baat maanu

Bhai but legittt ksm se ajeeb hi hai sab

[strange spoke]

What are you yapping about

[long pumice]

Hn yaad nai aara mai kis chij k liye yap kr rhi

[strange spoke]

Gooood

😭😭🙏🏻

[long pumice]

Aur haan bhai mai na chijein bhul jaati hu

Egg curry masala laana tha mess k liye bhul gayi

Aunty bolti ki likh lia kro

[strange spoke]

Mai bhi bhul rha bhot

[long pumice]

Maine bola thik hai

[strange spoke]

Zaza effects

[long pumice]

Scooty m petrol dalwane k paisa dedi petrol dalwana bhul gayi thi

Usdin 3 dukan m scooty ki chabi bhul gyi rhi

Apne room ki chabhi kisi aur k room m chd dia tha

Mereko raat ko nasha lgta hai agr m call p uski aawaj sun leti toh

Nashaaa matlab boom nashaa hota bhai maine toh daaru bhi nai pee

Bhai but dawai khati toh nasha lgta

But dawai utna nai khati

Pehle dawai khati thi abhi nahi khati

Schizophrenic toh nai hu mai

Oppo shitttt

Jargon technical words is the barrier in communication so better communicate in simple and easy words to make people understand more effectively

Barrier toh mai hu jeevan m

Barrier bhi bahut type k hote psychological, physiological, technical, cultural, language, perception

Perception barrier sbse chutiya barrier lgta

Haan obviously kyu nai lgega

Jiski jaisi soch stereotype mannn

But yawwrrr ek baat toh hai mai yaha aati hu yap krti hu mereko sHi lgta chatgpt se bolti toh bhosdika lambe lambe paragraph likh k bhejta

Laude pagal vagal h kya mereko toh yap Krna hai talkss nahi

Aur han attention bhi nai bhai

Ewwww though mannn

Mai toh deepak kalal ko chummi dungi

Bhai but ethos matlab credibility of speaker hota
Pathos means emotional bond
And logos means sense of reason hota

Aristotle k model speaker speech audience effect hai

1st model before 300 bc m publish hua tha

Most acceptable model mostly for public speaking 🗣️

Bhai parso exam hai phir agronomy ka

Kisi ko farq nai pdta

Bhai legit

Itni buri thodi na hu mai

Kaisi si hu mai

Merese bada madarchod koi nahi hai kharab hu mai chutiya hu mai chodambuddhi hu mai mujhe mar jana chahiye

Whateverrrrr

So yes 🙂‍↕️

Mai chutiya hu mujhe ab pata chal gaya

Mujhe responsible acha bolte mai fake banti kyuki agr meri asliyat kisiko pata chala toh nikal denge hostel se

[sleek otter]

Bhai itna rant

[long pumice]

Bhai but legit bura

Lauda mera

Feel nai hota bura vgerah

[bold veldt]

.

[long pumice]

Matlab yawwrr mereko insaani maans khaana hai

Abe bhai but legit tum log khud batao matrix nahi lgta ye tumhe

[zenith cosmos]

[long pumice]

Mera bss chale na mai susu kru daaru peeke bahut saara

Mereko daaru peeke susu Krna hai

Susuuuuu krungi daaru peeke phir sar ghumega toh lgega ki maja aarha duniya ghum Rahi hai

Bhai but mai itni buri bhi nahi hu jitna lg raha hai

Mai achi hu yawwwrrr mereko boltey hai ki mai kharab hu bhai

Thik hi hu mai bhi yawwwrrrrrrrr

Usne us din mujhe chida dia ki awwwwww koi bday nai mananya kya aaj tk tera

Kya bolti mai

I was like nothing heheeeee awkward hogyi

But legit bhai mai kaisi si hu

Ajeeb hu mai

Ewwww mannnnn

Seriously bhaiiii

Kaisi si hu mai

But honestly nahi psnd aata mujhe

Cake cut kr rha awwweeeee so sweet maa chuda madarchod

Dekhi nahi hu kya mai

Andhi lgti hongi but hu nahi

[thin talon]

Yess

[long pumice]

Sab pata rehta hai mujhe vo alg baat hai ki nai bolti

Mereko bolna nahi psnd

Iss sb k bare m

[thin talon]

I am so down lol

Never before

[long pumice]

Shaant rehna jyada psnd krti ngl

Kya hi bolungi mai chodu logo se

Mai hi madarchod hu

Mereko pata hai

Meri hi glti rehti saamne waale toh bhagwan k roop hote aur haan ye bc bhagwan

[thin talon]

You need to seek therapist

I am seriously saying

[long pumice]

Ye kya bakchodi hai kisiko dekhe nai ho toh kaise bol skte ho vo exist krta

[thin talon]

Help yourself

[long pumice]

ooo shit chill

Han m kaha thi bhagwan gan

Han

[zenith cosmos]

😆

[thin talon]

I can't you seen distressed

Are you in vc?

Oh nvk

Nvk

Nvm

I thought

[long pumice]

Bhai not trying to offend you'll but listen bhagwan k naam pr ladai Krna ego dikhana is bad thing

[thin talon]

You are just typing

[long pumice]

Hell nawwh

[thin talon]

So whom you talking to

[long pumice]

Myself

[thin talon]

Wait

What's the issue

[long pumice]

Nothing

[thin talon]

Wanna talk?

If you feel okay?

[long pumice]

I'm okiee

[thin talon]

You don't seem

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

So

For real?

[long pumice]

For real I'm okie

[thin talon]

If you feel depressed

Or anythng

Waittt

That's

Dahmer

In pfp

?

[long pumice]

Yaya Jeffrey Dahmer

[thin talon]

Are you

Have you been through trauma?

[long pumice]

Hell nawwhhh

[thin talon]

Like something happened

Which made you feel

Insanely hut

Hirt

Hurt

[long pumice]

Nopeee eise hi laga dia pfp

I'm alright

[thin talon]

Pakka?

[long pumice]

Yaya

[tiny night]

I hate coding

[thin talon]

I remember you typing that you love eating flesh

I don't think you are okay

[long pumice]

Mjk kr rhi thi m

[thin talon]

You want to*

[thin talon]

I don't think

That was a joke

Your pfp

The way you talk to yourself

You might be in trauma

Of some sort

Or escaping from something

[long pumice]

I'm alright mannn just chill

[thin talon]

Okay then

As you say

But take care of yourself

[long pumice]

Yaya

[thin talon]

You seem

Pretty

Distressed

From months

That's why

I am

[frozen dew]

[thin talon]

Just showing concern

[frozen dew]

Babla

[long pumice]

Karthiccc

[long pumice]

Okiee

Thanks but I'm okie mann

[frozen dew]

Dost banne? Aur

[thin talon]

I really wish you are

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

Goodnight

Broskie

[long pumice]

Good night

[long pumice]

Broskie ??? Tu janta hai mujhe

[frozen dew]

Ek hi cheez pta h muje
U don't have irl friends

🙄

[long pumice]

Mujhe dost ki nahi dost ko meri jrurat h

[frozen dew]

😴

Hari om

[thin talon]

I guess it's what some closed ones of you call you by .
No I don't know you

[long pumice]

Okie

[frozen dew]

Kal to g maregi

[long pumice]

[frozen dew]

A n a l

Hoga

[long pumice]

Bhai but mereko ajeeb lg raha hai

[frozen dew]

Hmm 🤔🤔 push up maar

5

[long pumice]

[frozen dew]

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Bhaiiii

[frozen dew]

Bkloda

[frozen dew]

2 pushup

[gloomy lance]

raat me badmosh gaali nhi deta kisiko

[frozen dew]

Acha badmosh pookie ban jata h

[gloomy lance]

Raat me badmosh lonely rehta hai

[gloomy lance]

[frozen dew]

@long pumice

Dosti karlo

Dono lonely

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

Hota hai bro

[frozen dew]

Kyu nahi kar skte

[gloomy lance]

🥀

Life hai

[frozen dew]

Ek ladka ladki dost ho skte h

[gloomy lance]

[frozen dew]

🫴

🍒

[gloomy lance]

Jefry Dahmer ka pfp

Lagya hai

[frozen dew]

🍒

🫴

[frozen dew]

Kutta h bsdk

Dhikh nhi rh

[gloomy lance]

Aaj kal toh aur lonely lagta bc bahar jata walk karne couples dikh jate

Lawda behnchod

14 feb kab khtum hoga

Bc

[frozen dew]

Berozgari

Muje nai lgta

Lonely

I have kartik w me

[gloomy lance]

Walk karna berozgari hai?

😭

[frozen dew]

Berozgari m lonely lgta h

[gloomy lance]

Tab toh elon musk bhi lonely hai

[frozen dew]

Padhai krle

[gloomy lance]

Koi nhi bro life hai har jagah point shi nhi honge

🥀

[frozen dew]

Soja

[gloomy lance]

Tu sona

Mujhe kyu bol raha

[frozen dew]

Tag mat kar

Lode so rh th

Notification aagya

[gloomy lance]

Dc ka notification bhi on rakhte log 😭

Aur jo tu tag kar rah

Uska kya

[frozen dew]

Mera pura phone mute p h vibration hoti h bass

[gloomy lance]

Vibration pe hai toh mute kaise bc😭 upar se dc ke mesg toh aane pe vibrate bhi nhi karta

[long pumice]

Bhai

But ksm se

Ajeeb hai na ye

Mera bass kre toh mai maar daalu

Sbko maar daalu

Bhaiiii

[gloomy lance]

Mujhe mardo

[long pumice]

Har kaam Krna toh aata hai jhadu pocha bartan khana kapda

[gloomy lance]

Husband material

[bold veldt]

abhi tak chalu h😭 😭

[bold veldt]

mujhe bhi

[long pumice]

Bhai hogaya ab

Mai bata rhi hu

Ab nai sahungi

[gloomy lance]

U also husband material

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Bolungi mai stand lungi apne liye jo mujhe glt bolega usko bataungi ki mai galat nahi hu

Mai sahi hu

Mereko lg raha mere periods aane waale hai

Date toh aagyi hai

Matlb 14 tk ayenge shyd

[bold veldt]

morning star ki jyada jaldi morning nhi ho gyi

[gloomy lance]

Bhai aisi chije bol rhi😭 mujhe feel ho gye

[long pumice]

Ek toh bc periods ki date idhr udhr hote rhti

[long pumice]

Awwww koina

Kal periods aagye toh kya hoga parso exams hai yawwr mere

Cramps aane shuru hogaye

[gloomy lance]

Aree yr

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

💔

[gloomy lance]

Konse exams

mujhe toh lagta hai chodo yaha bolna bhi bekar hi hai

[long pumice]

Semester exam

[gloomy lance]

Saale

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

Chutiye judge karlenge

[gloomy lance]

💔 ohh

[long pumice]

Judge kon krega tere jaannne wale hai kya yaha

[gloomy lance]

Judgemental logon ko jaane ki zarurat nhi padti judge karne ke liye

[long pumice]

Oki

Tera fav food ky h

[gloomy lance]

Paneer do pyaza or

kadhai paneer bhi

[long pumice]

Mera toh chicken biryani hai pr usko mai uske saamne nahi khati kyuki usko nai psnd hai ki mai khau raat ko chawal khane se bhi mana krta vo

[gloomy lance]

Mast lagti

[long pumice]

Noice

Bolta roti khaya kru raat m

[gloomy lance]

😭 subtle relationship flex

[long pumice]

Bina dupatta k bahar nai nikalne deta

[gloomy lance]

Bada controlling lagta chord do

[long pumice]

bhyiii Tereko mai problem bata rhi flex vo hota hai jisme proud ho

[long pumice]

vahi soch rhi

[bold veldt]

subtle kaedi flex

[long pumice]

Ek toh mereko smjh nai aata yawwrrrr

[gloomy lance]

Mujhe jodon ka dard hai jaha joden dekhta hu dard hota hai

[long pumice]

Kya baat hai

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Yawwrrrrr but ek baat bata paneer do pyaaza m agr kisine kutte k flesh daal dia toh khayega

[gloomy lance]

Khana pina se mana karna is crazy

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Han

[gloomy lance]

Veg hoti hai

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

😭

[long pumice]

Okiee mannn

[frozen dew]

Tum dono ki dosti hogyi

[long pumice]

But yawwrrr mujhe kabhi kabhi lgta hai ki hum matrix m hai

[frozen dew]

[gloomy lance]

Life hai yrr mujhe kon control karega mujhe bhi karlo control

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

[frozen dew]

Good 😊

[gloomy lance]

Tu soya nhi

Bada bol raha tha sona hai tag mat kar

[frozen dew]

Ek dost ki yaad aagyi usse unblock krke kal baat krne ke liye bola

Mene jyada over kar dia th

[gloomy lance]

Mai toh lagta hai fairy tale me hu jisme prince ka ghoda saaf karta hu jab vo princess ko leke castle ke andar jata

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

ohh

[long pumice]

Ooo wowww craawwzyyyy but nice

[gloomy lance]

[frozen dew]

Tum dono to ache friend ban gye

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

[frozen dew]

Happy friendship life

[gloomy lance]

Life hai yrr

Kya rakha hai love me

[frozen dew]

Sex

[gloomy lance]

Mujhe bhi toh feel karvao

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

Fir mai bataunga

[long pumice]

Jai hind

[gloomy lance]

Sex is overrated cuddles>>>

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

Copy pasted line ...mujhe experience nhi hai zyda

[frozen dew]

To fir tere baap ne semen kyu release kia

[gloomy lance]

But lagta toh sach hi hai

[frozen dew]

[long pumice]

Lafda ?

[frozen dew]

He's my good friend

[gloomy lance]

maa baap pe kyu chala gya bro🥀 mai toh ache se baat kar raha tha

[frozen dew]

[gloomy lance]

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[long pumice]

Okieee

[gloomy lance]

💔 koi nhi bro

[frozen dew]

Ok bye

[long pumice]

Wowww craawwzyyyy

[gloomy lance]

Subah agr sme chij bolta toh reaction alg hota

🥀

But raat ko badmosh shaant rehta hai

[long pumice]

Bhai but ek baat toh hai

Ye log ajeeb hote

[gloomy lance]

Kon log

[long pumice]

Mujhe kya mai toh hawa pari hu

[gloomy lance]

Jeffrey Dahmer fan lagti

[long pumice]

Hell nawwhh

[thin talon]

Le beta khana nhi h

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

😹😹

[gloomy lance]

[thin talon]

Kali pet sona h

[gloomy lance]

Ed gein story dekho

Ed kemper bhi

[stoic mountain]

nice recommendation

badhiya hai

[flat flame]

Nunneshwar

[gloomy lance]

😭 saare serial killers fan hi hai yaha kya

[long pumice]

Ab mai jaarhi gaane sunke chatgpt se baat krne

Bieee

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

Therapist

Gpt

[open nexus]

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Same pinch mera naam bhi priyanshi hai

[gloomy lance]

[open nexus]

mai apple ko khane se phle kaat ta nhi

[gloomy lance]

Uska piyanshi hai

[open nexus]

aur dil ki baate

kisi se ab

[gloomy lance]

[open nexus]

baat ta nhi

[gloomy lance]

🥀

[open nexus]

pRiyanshi nai h mera

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

same pinch bola toh accept krle na eise kyu bol rhi I feel hurt

[gloomy lance]

[open nexus]

im so sorry

[gloomy lance]

Koi nhi life hai hota hai

[long pumice]

It's alright bbg

[gloomy lance]

Ek din sab khtum ho jayega

[long pumice]

Chal ab bata kya dukh hai tujhe

[open nexus]

khtum

[long pumice]

Mai sun rhi bol

[gloomy lance]

areee yrr ye kya puchdia

[long pumice]

Bol

[gloomy lance]

Nhi nhi chodd ...ye sab dard mai dusron ko nhi de skta

Tu hi baata le

[long pumice]

are bata do jaanemannn

[gloomy lance]

😭 nhi

[long pumice]

Bolo na jaan e tamannnaaa

[gloomy lance]

Logon ko gossip chahiye rehti tujhe nhi bol raha personally but generally

🥀

🥺

[long pumice]

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

Yawwrrrrr

[long pumice]

Maine aaj itna yap kia ki mujhe acha laga

[gloomy lance]

[south wasp]

@open nexus happy birthday 🥳

[long pumice]

Ab mai aaram se sojaungi thoda sa gpt se baatein krke

[gloomy lance]

[long pumice]

[open nexus]

thankyouu

[gloomy lance]

Piyanshi ji ko janta nhi but bio padha mera toh
Happy birthday 🥳@open nexus

[south wasp]

[gloomy lance]

Gn

[tiny night]

I hate angular

[tiny night]

Acha

[south wasp]

Gad marnang

[tiny night]

Naha thak ha taraka naha ata na mara yaad

Ladkiyan ka bday wish krna hi yaad rhta ha

[south wasp]

Aba tara badda yad ha marako

[south wasp]

Asa kayu balra ga

Ha

[topaz zinc]

@hasty ore

[tiny night]

Ta kasa bala

[tiny night]

Badda ka makachat

[south wasp]

Aba

[south wasp]

Kayu

[viscid ivy]

Wheeee♿ ♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿ ♿

[flat flame]

@still kernel aaja

[worthy ingot]

I know that dress is karma perfume regret

[timid gazelle]

Halo

Good morning

[timid gazelle]

Happy birthday piyanshiiiii

[tame birch]

@wild wren

qts ki kami

[past shuttle]

kya re babla

[cinder steppe]

hello

[past shuttle]

kye re chawal

[cinder steppe]

kya re bai

[acoustic turret]

@cinder steppe hello bhai! Kaisa chl rha sb?

[warm zenith]

@cinder steppe hello bhai! Kaisa chl rha sb?

[wild wren]

Fr

[topaz drift]

[past shuttle]

[cinder steppe]

moj

[cinder steppe]

moj

[cinder steppe]

🧹

[prime zinc]

[golden agate]

happy birthday @open nexus ji meri aur mere friend Deadpool ki taraf se

[cobalt wyvern]

U just want attention

U don't want my love

[cinder steppe]

i get none

[cobalt wyvern]

Sed

[cinder steppe]

yes

[cobalt wyvern]

If dhawal isn't getting attention

It's over for all of us

Dhawal ur name sounds like chawal

[cinder steppe]

how am i a standard?

[cobalt wyvern]

Idk I thought you were a cool kid

[topaz drift]

[west agate]

Good morning

Mai chai pee raha hu

[golden agate]

*Ted

[cinder steppe]

mai cool?

thank you brother

[viscid ivy]

Wheee ♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿

[long pumice]

Good maawwrningg pupilsss

Kaise hoeeeee sabji logsss

Is this love that I'm feeling

Bob marley

I've got to know you're

I'm willing

[cinder steppe]

@vestal dome ke face wala emoji

[long pumice]

And if it's quite alright

Trust in me when I sayyy

O prettyy babyyy

[cinder steppe]

parai mard ko karte hue sharam nhi aati

[long pumice]

Ab hoga mera comeback

[long pumice]

oooo shitttt

Ab ragebait krugi saare mardo ko

[open niche]

nunneshwar lawda?lol

[long pumice]

Tattokasaudagar ? Lol

Agr tum handsome hote toh phir bhi merese baat krte kya ?

[open niche]

mai handsome hu bhai

[long pumice]

You're not tall enough to talk to me like that!!

[long pumice]

Ik

Handsome

[open niche]

ganja phuka hai kya subah subah?

[long pumice]

Agr tum takle nai hote toh tum konsi hairstyle banate

[long pumice]

shyd

[open niche]

Aegon 5 wali hairstyle

[long pumice]

By the way tumhare andar itni confidence hai hindi medium k hone k baad bhi

[open niche]

samay ke show ko gaya hai kya koi idhr ?material leak karo jada

[long pumice]

Tumhari dressing sense agr achi hoti toh tum kya kya pehnte

[vestal dome]

Kon h ye

[vestal dome]

[long pumice]

Ooo shitttt glti se tumhe msg chala gaya tumhare best friend ko kr rhi thi msg

Itni choti height k baad bhi confidence bahut hai tumhare andar maanna pdega

Tum 5'5 k ho na

Haaan yawwrrr

It's okie princess I'm also on my perios

Period

[thin talon]

Hey i am genuinely concerned for you

[open niche]

ye nunneeshwar lawda pagla gaya hai kya?

[open niche]

same

[thin talon]

Did you even sleep

[long pumice]

Hello artery, I'm fine

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

Yup apun 4 baje soya

[open niche]

that's what heart said

[thin talon]

Wahi

[golden agate]

Kal Tera exam h

[long pumice]

Han pdhlia maine revision bacha hai bsss

[ancient orbit]

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

Arebyou alright?

[golden agate]

Karle

[long pumice]

Yupp

[ancient orbit]

Ewww kharaab choice waali aagyi

[golden agate]

aur maahi ko bola all the best

[long pumice]

Brush krungi phir room saaf krungi phir kapde dhoungi phir kuch khaungi phir pdhne bethungi

[long pumice]

[thin talon]

Sir itna late utha

[long pumice]

bura lgta hai zeee na bola krein

[golden agate]

10 bjne ko hai, dc chood

[long pumice]

Thik h bhyiiii

[ancient orbit]

Chattisgarh ke logon se kya hi expect karen

[golden agate]

Aur Alka ji good morning wish Kiya??

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Nahi

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

Kar lena

[cinder steppe]

hello

[golden agate]

[west agate]

Hello

@golden agate @cinder steppe @long pumice

My roommate spends 45 minutes everyday in toilet 😭

Between peak 8 to 10 am

[topaz drift]

Give him haajme ki goli

[cinder steppe]

ok

[hasty lark]

Hat peeche hat aaya

Meoww current

🕺🕺

@arctic kelp kya re chammak challo

[prime zinc]

[viscid ivy]

Wheeee♿ ♿ ♿

[maiden kiln]

Subh subh kaun krta h

[topaz drift]

Jiska pet kharab rehta h

[topaz drift]

Wheelchair wala aaya

[candid depot]

Good information

[prime zinc]

[tidal stratus]

Ayein wahi aurato wali bimari😋

[prime zinc]

[vestal dome]

[vestal dome]

Hi

[limpid frigate]

Mujhe kamar dekhni hai

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Hi lost zi

[long pumice]

Agyi m phir

Kuch ghanto se mera dimag chal raha hai isiliye muh utha k idhr aajari

By the way aaj se comeback krne k sochi hu

Koi mujhe kuch bolega toh ulta jawab de dungi aur kisi ki nahi sunungi

Sirf mumma papa ki baatein sunungi agr sahi bole toh

Phir koi maai ka laal mujhe kuch nahi bol skta

Ab dekhna comeback kregi mai

By the way aur haaannnn

Yaad aaya

Mera jo mann h vo krungi

Ab hoga comeback

Lauda mera bc

Ab dekhna

Nayi blabla ayegi ab

Yeyeyeeeee

Khush hu mai

[viscid ivy]

Whee♿

♿ ♿ ♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿

♿

[long pumice]

Soch soch kr mai ab kisi ki nai sunungi

Aur haan annual function bhi attend krungi mera mann hai thoda enjoy krne ka

Semester bhar pdh kr kuch toh acha krungi

Dusron ki baat kyu maanu

Mera khud k astiva nai h kya

Ab dekhna comeback meraaaaaa

Duniya meri kadmo m rhegi

Yyeyeyeeee

[scenic barn]

kon jo sun raha

[long pumice]

Ab toh majjjeee ayenge

Yaawwr Han isiliye dry lgra serum nai lgayi baal k

Comeback k chakkar m serum nai lgaya shitt

Dhoop m acha lgra yeaarrr

[acoustic turret]

Good mujhe bhi btana how is it going on🫡

[long pumice]

Ab dekhna comeback krungi

[long pumice]

Okie done

[prime zinc]

Arey exam nahi hai ?

[acoustic turret]

Sone ke baad ye sb baatein yaad rakhna uth kr😂

Fir se comeback ka plan nhi uspe kaam krna🫡

[long pumice]

Baal sukha rahi dhoop m hairwash ki thi baal sookhne k baad pdhungi

[long pumice]

Okie

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

Professor dikh gaya balcony se

Aaaahhhhhhhh

[prime zinc]

[acoustic turret]

Naam aur tumhare shabdh same nhi jaa rhe hai sus🌚

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

Flying kiss dedo usko

[long pumice]

[acoustic turret]

Peet do jake aur bolo comeback krna h😂

[prime zinc]

Kauunsa wahi wala na

[long pumice]

Are eise nai krte

[long pumice]

Han

[acoustic turret]

Comeback kaise hoga?

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

Pdhne ae

[prime zinc]

Kaunsa paper hai

[maiden kiln]

Pr wo toh mood khrab hone pr krte h

[long pumice]

Communication skills

Isiliye bakchodi krri agronomy hota toh pdhti

[prime zinc]

Mera examm Khatam hum clg aake bkchodi krre

[long pumice]

Yyeyyeee

usme mujhe 10 out of 10 diye hai agronomy m

Mai kyu maaru

[cinder steppe]

Wassup

[acoustic turret]

Toh pehle peet do fir wo fail karega fir motivation aayega ki bc pass hona h fir padhai🫡 fir comeback 😏

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

Mera toh 2nd sem bhi chalu ho gya

[long pumice]

Noicee

Konsa course??

[golden agate]

corn issue

[prime zinc]

Biochemistry

[acoustic turret]

Yahan pr padhai ki bhi baat hoti h?

[long pumice]

Ooo shitt hoshiyar logs

[long pumice]

Han

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

[acoustic turret]

Wow

[long pumice]

Okie guysss enough ab m jaari mess k kaam se neeche mess m jaari sabji k order dena hai phir room m jaakr pdhungi

[golden agate]

toppers bachhe

[long pumice]

Bieee byee

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

Thoda ruk leti saki saki gana baj gaya

[acoustic turret]

[long pumice]

Ye sunke jaati

[prime zinc]

Sabzi ka order tum kaahhe Deri

[long pumice]

Messs mera chal raha iss mahine

Hamare hostel. M bacche mess chalate

[acoustic turret]

Mushkil lg rha comeback koi fav gaana baj gya tum fir ruk jaogi😂

[prime zinc]

Baadhiya hai yaar

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Yayaaa

[prime zinc]

Aur breakfast hua

[acoustic turret]

Kon sa hostel hai ye🤐

[long pumice]

Mai breakfast nai krti chia seeds aur black coffee peeti vo peelia

[long pumice]

Goverment hostel

[prime zinc]

Good

[long pumice]

Yayaaa

[acoustic turret]

[prime zinc]

Icar ya cuet ?

[long pumice]

pat

[acoustic turret]

Bhai linkedin le le😂

[prime zinc]

Achiya

[long pumice]

Yaya

[prime zinc]

tumhara kaam dhandha nahi ?

[prime zinc]

[acoustic turret]

Bhai students lifee

Mai bhi comeback kr rha iski tarah😂

[ivory pilot]

@long pumice nunuuuu

[prime zinc]

Han toh Padhi phir

[long pumice]

Kaisa hai aalu zeee

[prime zinc]

Drop wale ho kyaa ?

[dawn panther]

Hai koi praveen naam ka suar

[long pumice]

Hell yess

[acoustic turret]

No bhai

[ivory pilot]

badiya hu zeee kisi hai?

[long pumice]

Bc allen wali hu

[long pumice]

Mast aaj se mai comeback krne wali hu

[dawn panther]

Allen

Carrier institute

[ivory pilot]

kyu aisa kyu?

[prime zinc]

Arey apku nahi shiv ko pucha

[long pumice]

Okiee

[prime zinc]

[long pumice]

Kyuki ab bahut hogaya dupatttaa nai lgaungi bsss hogaya ab aur dusro ki baatein nai maanungi heels pehnne k haq mujhe bhi h

[dawn panther]

Anuv jain 🤢🤮

[cinder steppe]

[prime zinc]

Mera account Ghar Mai use Hota Hai

[long pumice]

[acoustic turret]

Bhai peshe se mai bhi student hu😂 aur kaam se Cloud engineer 🌚

[dawn panther]

Kya hua baccha call kru

[long pumice]

Finee ab m jaari bahut hogayi bakchodi

Byee

[dawn panther]

Tab thik hai

[prime zinc]

I hate him

[ivory pilot]

ye sab achi baat nhi h tu girl hai

[acoustic turret]

Ek aur gana bj rha 😂

[prime zinc]

Achiyaa

[acoustic turret]

Hello @ivory pilot wassup buddy?

[dawn panther]

Oh my good banner

Mitha

Babu

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Aeyyy usko nakku bol

Maara jayega

[dawn panther]

Mitha

[ivory pilot]

all good

[prime zinc]

matt bolre Acha banda haii

[dawn panther]

Bwhahahahah

[prime zinc]

Aaj koching nhi Tera

[dawn panther]

Ni

Self study

💪

[ancient orbit]

Kab dekho ek hi shakal

[dawn panther]

+1

[acoustic turret]

Brother aapka real name kya h?

[dawn panther]

आलू

?

[acoustic turret]

Expected.

[ivory pilot]

Arpit

[acoustic turret]

Arpit __?

[elder spruce]

Hi.

[ivory pilot]

Yadav

[acoustic turret]

Ohh yadav ji

[elder spruce]

Yadav ji apka phone baj raha hai

[ivory pilot]

hanji 🐄

[elder spruce]

Pls call utha lijiye

[ivory pilot]

kyu puch raha hai?

[acoustic turret]

Up se ho? 😂

[ivory pilot]

up se nhi up ka hu

[dawn panther]

Matrimonial agency's agent

[elder spruce]

Kuki

[acoustic turret]

Aise hi bhai gk.

[acoustic turret]

Me to buddy😁

[elder spruce]

Banner ai se banwaya hai?

[dawn panther]

Haa

[elder spruce]

Crazy kar ra

[ivory pilot]

mere mein aisa kya hai? joh ki gk wali baat kar rahe ho?

[acoustic turret]

Kahan se?

[dawn panther]

Tnx

[acoustic turret]

Aree masti mei puch rha bhai

[ivory pilot]

filhaal underground hu reveal nhi kar sakta

[golden agate]

Damn samay k svr me jaat paat ki baate

[ivory pilot]

aap mujhe jante ho?

[dawn panther]

Ted aaya

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

Aapki?

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

Me Md Fakhruddin Habibullah Ahmed

[prime zinc]

Rules ke against hai ye toh

[dawn panther]

Oh 😮😳

[dawn panther]

Chup

[acoustic turret]

Bhai no just ek baar match stream kr rhe the aap tb ek do baar baat hui

[golden agate]

report to Dhawal

[golden agate]

yes

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

[ivory pilot]

saale nichi jaat ka hai tu kam bol

[dawn panther]

🙂‍↔️

[golden agate]

Kuki monster

Cookie Monster

[ivory pilot]

okay

[golden agate]

[dawn panther]

Attitude status 👿👿😈😡

[ivory pilot]

swaraj kaisa title hai? chamar type?

[golden agate]

🤫🧏

[prime zinc]

Excuzme you're speaking to a Brahman

[golden agate]

Jai Bheem 💙
🫡 🫡

[prime zinc]

Be aware

[ivory pilot]

jay bheem 💙

[ivory pilot]

ohh toh tu braman hai nice

[golden agate]

@cinder steppe ugc lagega??

[prime zinc]

Ji

Lodu

[ivory pilot]

bkl

[golden agate]

[dawn panther]

Brahmin

[golden agate]

Kanjoos

[dawn panther]

Malgudi dayz

[ivory pilot]

koi randomsena ko nhi bula raha na idhar?

[golden agate]

Muthgudi weeks

[ivory pilot]

kya pata ye id par 50k report jayegi

laakho mein gali padegi

[dawn panther]

@rotund pendant

[golden agate]

14 feb ko aana

[ivory pilot]

phir mein bhi modi ka tarah ho jaunga din mein 2 kilo gali khata hu

[golden agate]

Iss dal ke gaan me danda padega

[dawn panther]

💪

[golden agate]

🥷

[dawn panther]

@sharp pagoda

[ivory pilot]

<@&700414488351866981>

[dawn panther]

Plz look into these names mods

[ivory pilot]

@fading bolt

@wanton basin

[dawn panther]

Committee bnao ek

Chichichichi

@warm goblet

😋

[ivory pilot]

67 ka kya joke hai samjh nhi aya

[dawn panther]

Tru

@waxen gazelle

[prime zinc]

[ivory pilot]

@spice slate

bc samay ke dc members 🤣

[dawn panther]

@gleaming wedge

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

[prime zinc]

Pdh le

[ivory pilot]

👙👨

[viscid ivy]

I just shaved my fanny and it
looks like someone skinned a
silverback gorilla in my bath
10:33
Bye

[maiden kiln]

Best name ever

[thorny prism]

hi

[vestal dome]

Hiii

[vestal dome]

Nm wby?

[vestal dome]

Ana do fir gand marti uski

[vestal dome]

[dawn panther]

[outer gale]

[cinder steppe]

baithe hai

[hexed knoll]

[ivory pilot]

wow kiske saat?

[crystal pewter]

Recommend a good movie

[crystal pewter]

Recommend a good movie

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

hi

[viscid ivy]

Wheeee♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿ ♿

♿

Wheeeee♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿ ♿

♿

[prime zinc]

Kaiise ho

[rose quartz]

[prime zinc]

Game changer

[crystal pewter]

Watched

[crimson karma]

[golden agate]

He's asking to grills, not you

[golden agate]

reminds me of @frozen dew

[stoic mountain]

good morning princesses

[golden agate]

It's afternoon

and here's no princess

[rose quartz]

[golden agate]

[versed scarab]

[rose quartz]

[rose quartz]

Movie suggestions please

[ivory pilot]

arey samay ka chess.com wale club par bhi log active hain

[dawn panther]

Good morning prince

[rose quartz]

Gud moaning

[frozen dew]

[rose quartz]

[frozen dew]

Here is ur prince

[rose quartz]

[frozen dew]

🍒

🫴

[golden agate]

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