general-chat

[prime zinc]

acha

[limpid frigate]

Abhi kaise chalra 1st sem

[long pumice]

Mai jaarhi banane bhel aur coffeee

[limpid frigate]

Achha end sem hore honge na

[long pumice]

Mst top ki hu mid term m class m mai toh

[golden agate]

all the best

[limpid frigate]

Bc itni late

[long pumice]

Thankiewwww

[limpid frigate]

Good , but how's your sem still going on

[golden agate]

maahi ko bol dena, bhulna matt

[hardy python]

Main ja rhu bhaiyo tum sabh toh Bacche ho idhar main toh 24 ka hogya hu

[golden agate]

happy birthday 🎂🎈

[limpid frigate]

Good night naveen bhai

😘😘

[elder spruce]

Hi.

[golden agate]

naveen bhai bade kirkit nahi dekhte wese

useless cheez hoti hai

matt dekha karo

[golden agate]

hey

how's you

[craggy plover]

[elder spruce]

Mauj,u tell

[prime zinc]

good night babu sojana

[golden agate]

arre noice noice, mere to nahi hai mauj

[craggy plover]

@prime zinc bro loves nirmala

[hardy python]

Main bhi kabhi kabhi he dekhta hu bhai subscription hota mere paas agar kidda hota toh mujhe

[topaz drift]

Wilsonnnn , lo siento wilson

[elder spruce]

Hoti toh kisi ki nhi, bol dete hai bas

[topaz drift]

El gatooooo

[prime zinc]

crush hai meri , usse kuch mat bol

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

[golden agate]

sahi baat hai, aur khana peena

[viscid ivy]

Wheee♿ ♿

♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿ ♿

♿

♿

[craggy plover]

Muje bhi priyanka gandhi acchi lgti he 🥰

[maiden kiln]

I am speed.

[topaz drift]

Mere ko thok de bhai wheel chair se

[viscid ivy]

<@&700414488351866981> ♿ ♿ wheeeee♿ ♿

♿ ♿

♿ ♿ ♿

[viscid ivy]

Wheee

[hardy python]

Aree bhai teri crush ne toh maar rakhe hein (in Haryanvi accent)

[maiden kiln]

Kacchow

[viscid ivy]

No wheee♿ ♿ ♿

[prime zinc]

ikr

[worthy ingot]

[topaz drift]

Weewoooweeewoooweewooo

[viscid ivy]

[topaz drift]

🚑

[viscid ivy]

Ni nu ni nu

Ninu

Ninu

Ambulance

Sound

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

[prime zinc]

[viscid ivy]

Bys

[prime zinc]

nikhil bhai

[topaz drift]

Bolo

[topaz drift]

♿ ♿ ♿

[long pumice]

Coffeee bana kr peelia

Ab 11 baje se pdhai krungi

[topaz drift]

Coffeee bana kr peelia

[long pumice]

Ek toh mera sb complete hogaya syallabus khatam hogaya bs revision Krna baaki hai

Aur kuch nai isiliye dar nai lgra

[topaz drift]

Ab 11 baje se bakchodi krunga

[long pumice]

[hardy python]

Apko ni krni ji padhai wadhai

[long pumice]

Krna hai

Revision baaki hai bss isiliye bakchodi krri kyuki syallabus complete mera bahut pehle se hi hogaya tha

Mid term m 10 out of 10 aaye the usi subject m

[hardy python]

Na ji na abh tak toh padhai wale utha lete kitab

[long pumice]

Tu mereko demotivate kr rha

[hardy python]

[long pumice]

Bhel banaungi phir khate khate pdhungi

[hardy python]

Chal chal ave

[long pumice]

Abhi jaungi mess m pyaaz mirchi churane

[topaz drift]

Nunneshwar lawda tu mess ke khane me milawat krti h na

[hardy python]

Alag he moj hai bhai tumhari toh

[long pumice]

areeh is baar bhi mujhe mila h mess but register nai mila iss baar account nai smhal rhi

Nai toh paise churati

[topaz drift]

Shit

[long pumice]

Pichle baar 1000 tk churai thi

[topaz drift]

Ab kaha se aayenge paise

Bande pe kharch krne ko

[long pumice]

Pehli baar tha isiliye kam paisa maari

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

[hardy python]

Jaisa naam waisa kaam

[topaz drift]

Wilson

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

Lo siento wilson

[golden agate]

@past shuttle bhai ko ek baar aur bday wish hai 🎂 🎈

[long pumice]

Abhi se ghapla krungi tb toh brashtachaar kr paungi

[topaz drift]

Sad song in background

[long pumice]

@past shuttle bhai ko ek baar aur bday wish hai 🎂 🎈

[hardy python]

Mhari chori choro se kaam hai ke ( in Haryanvi accent )

[topaz drift]

Ted bhai tum party krao aaj ki

[golden agate]

Biriyani kha chuka me to

[long pumice]

Bhai but ksm se abhi k time p abse ache se baat kr rhi mess wali aunty ki nazar m hu aur prabhat bhaiya mess waale imaandar smjh rhe toh agle baar register ek baar toh milega

Phir khud hi smhalungi account

Dheere dheere sbki nazro m achi banri

[topaz drift]

Bhai meri biryani ka sponsor bhi de

[long pumice]

[golden agate]

Pese nhi h bhai

[tame trout]

Acha

[long pumice]

Sb mereko acha smjhte

Yeyyeeee

[golden agate]

Mere dost ne di thi

[long pumice]

Mess k ek baar register haath lg jaaye pocket money phir ghr walo se leni pdegi

[prime zinc]

igkv is not good kya @long pumice ?

[hardy python]

[golden agate]

Kis ladke ki footi qismat hogi jo isko date karega

[long pumice]

Igkv is good but sub campus chuda hua hai aur m sub campus m hu

[topaz drift]

[hardy python]

[long pumice]

Teddyyy mat bol re baba

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

Jo ladka 4 saal m mujhe chaar gulab dia tha bs uske upr 30 hazar udai hu

[prime zinc]

i missed an chance to study in igkv ...

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

Vo 4 gulaab abhi tk hai

[topaz drift]

Blabla tu sponsor kr de biryani

[long pumice]

Sub campus bs na milein toh acha hai

[long pumice]

Hell nawwhh

[golden agate]

Babla is like Deepak kalal of this svr

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

banda BPL se bhi niche hai

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

han heard abt it

[hardy python]

Bye bye bangnros abh nhi suna ja rha inka yapping

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Han sub campus chattisgarh m bahut kharab hai ngl

[frozen dew]

Maaaaaaa kiiiii chuuuuuuuu bhaii

[long pumice]

Igkv bs sahi h

[topaz drift]

Blabla kaisi si hai yar , itna paisa chura kr bhi kanjoosi kr rhi

[frozen dew]

Gaaand faaaaad diiiii

[karmic garnet]

@queen field happy birthday

[golden agate]

Actually it's banggbros

[prime zinc]

you belong to chattisgarh ?

[long pumice]

Chura kr paise khatam krdi maine

[frozen dew]

Maaaaa chod di bcccccc

[long pumice]

Han

[frozen dew]

Yesssss

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

kaha raipur ya bhilai ?

[topaz drift]

Shit

[frozen dew]

She only belong to professor

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

han

[hardy python]

Yuup

[golden agate]

Naxali h ye to bola hi tha

[long pumice]

Raipur bhilai k beech m dhamtari hai vaha hai ghr mera but mai raipur bhilai m hi Rahi hu 12 tk

[golden agate]

[long pumice]

Bhilai m nashedi log hai aur raipur m chutiya

Mai phas gayi

Chattisgarh m nashe krne log bhilai aate

[golden agate]

Maahi ji aur Alka ji achhe log hai

[prime zinc]

i'm from bhilai , but i also belong to siliyari

[long pumice]

teddyy simp

[golden agate]

Not sure about you babla

[long pumice]

Ayeeee bhilai m konse school se pdha tha tu

Schooling m bhi bhilai si ki

[prime zinc]

udhar paida hua tha , sirf ek saal tha

[golden agate]

Ashwin to simp nikla

[frozen dew]

Bhai mene apni crush ko message kia pehli baar single tick aa rh hai

[long pumice]

Okieee

[prime zinc]

schooling kari hi nahi

[long pumice]

Yayaa

Abhi kaha rehta hai siliyari m

[prime zinc]

but nani ka ghar raipur hai , toh aata rehta hu

[prime zinc]

abhi vizag mein rehta hu

[frozen dew]

Apse milna kon chahta h

[golden agate]

Tum to andhra se the

[worthy ingot]

[long pumice]

Ooh

[golden agate]

aa thoo riya

[prime zinc]

na ji i live in andhra

[frozen dew]

Arey bc

Meri excrush ka name

[long pumice]

Ookieee raipur m bhi rahi hu m allen m

[prime zinc]

mere well wishers

[golden agate]

Achha

[golden agate]

Sabki hota h

[frozen dew]

Name batao

[prime zinc]

allen , i used to live near KV in wrs

[frozen dew]

Abey

[prime zinc]

unse mile 4 saal ho gya bhai

[frozen dew]

Tu allen

Babla Allen wtf

[long pumice]

Yaya

[frozen dew]

Babla Allen se agriculture

Ye to crazy ho gya

[prime zinc]

[drowsy sinew]

Susu aara

[regal lagoon]

Kb

[golden agate]

11:11

[elder spruce]

Mohit Bhai?

[uncut bronze]

Ab

[amber steppe]

Yo

[regal lagoon]

Aati 5 min me

[uncut bronze]

Mnu ninni aagi

[regal lagoon]

Nhi aaega?

[limpid frigate]

Bahane hain

[worthy ingot]

Like how they say in Britain, allahuakbar

[short cedar]

💟

[uncut bronze]

Aja chal thodi der

[regal lagoon]

[brittle mesa]

Hi

[frozen dew]

Maaa ki ch

Mere school ki

[acoustic turret]

.

[regal lagoon]

[ancient orbit]

[golden agate]

[ancient orbit]

Nakul bkld

Choko lele mera

Speaker pr tha mera fone

Roommate sun leta to

[maiden kiln]

@ancient orbit velocity/wavelength

[long pumice]

Sochi bhel kha ke pdhungi bhel banake khali aur coffee bhi peeli ab neend aari

Phuck bhai mera kya hoga ab

[maiden kiln]

Itni jyada coffee peene lga hu ki ab iska reverse effect hone lga h 💔

[long pumice]

frrr

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

But actually sahi batau toh coffee peene se bahut achi neend aati

[pale trellis]

[long pumice]

[maiden kiln]

💔

[long pumice]

Coffeee peene se meethi neend aati

[maiden kiln]

Gulshan bhi ab toh veer ana lgta h

[long pumice]

Eisa lgta koi mere upr shakkar barsa rha

Kadwi coffeee peeke meethi neend aati

[maiden kiln]

Har apna hamko begana lgta h

[long pumice]

[maiden kiln]

Ham teri aankhon me khoye rehte h

Log hame pagal deewana kehte h

Tere binaaa...tere binaaaaa

Tere binaaaa naa mumkin h

Zindagi ka guzara sanam

[long pumice]

Dil jala k muskurane ki jo aadat Hui hai mujhe lag raha hai qayde se muhabbat hui hai mujhe

[maiden kiln]

Sapno me hi mohobbat hone lagi h ab toh 💔

[worldly meteor]

Hi chat

[maiden kiln]

Hellow

[worldly meteor]

Do u fw bleach

[maiden kiln]

What

⁉️

[worldly meteor]

Yes

Do u fork with bleach

[maiden kiln]

I didn't get it

[worldly meteor]

Is cursing allowed here

Can I lowk say the f word

[maiden kiln]

Yeah

Maybe

Sure

Maa chudaye mods

[worldly meteor]

Do you fuck with bleach

[maiden kiln]

I mean

[worthy ingot]

[maiden kiln]

If you are doing with a white girl

Do you still need it?

[worldly meteor]

WHAT

[maiden kiln]

We going theoretical here

[worldly meteor]

Hey man I think u lowk need to put the fries in da bag

[ember dune]

Meow

[maiden kiln]

I like them with peri peri

Me tah chaleyaaa

[worthy ingot]

Only hamming code can fix this gen

[maiden kiln]

Teri ore chaleya tera chaleya

[worldly meteor]

I like it with bleach

[maiden kiln]

Hai zorr teraa

Hoya me yaar weee

[worldly meteor]

U are from this Gen too son 😂✌🏻

[maiden kiln]

Bhula me sansar we

[worldly meteor]

Ur Spotify musics are so basic

[maiden kiln]

Tide hi use kro itni safeedi ke liye

[worthy ingot]

Bold to assume that

[worldly meteor]

Okay son u were born in 600

I guess bro

[maiden kiln]

Is it good or bad that I don't know what you talking abt?

[worldly meteor]

U got some good songs

Like 2%

Rest is

[fallow arch]

@severe cloak

[maiden kiln]

[worldly meteor]

[outer gale]

Meri babli

Thank you so much

[worldly meteor]

U are the most npc guy Ive ever talked to

[worthy ingot]

Jesus was my student at Bethlehem University

[maiden kiln]

Hilarious that someone who like to f with bleach is judging my music taste

[maiden kiln]

[worldly meteor]

Bleach is peak

How is that hilarious

[worthy ingot]

You will learn in a few months

[worldly meteor]

I guess bro

[maiden kiln]

[worldly meteor]

Holy bro fuck with

[maiden kiln]

[worldly meteor]

As in like

I like bleach

Not literally

[maiden kiln]

[worldly meteor]

It’s okay I forgive u

[worthy ingot]

Tu hi toh yaar bulleya

[maiden kiln]

Lawda lele bsdk

Forgive you krega bkl

[worldly meteor]

Yes I have forgiven u

[worldly meteor]

Why u abusing

Lil npc

[maiden kiln]

I don't give any bleach f's abt it

[worldly meteor]

What 😭

[maiden kiln]

Sorry for making you feel unsatisfied

[worldly meteor]

U lowk need to go

[maiden kiln]

Naah

You need to go

Just f off already

[worldly meteor]

How about no

That’s what I thought

Stay silent buddy

[maiden kiln]

Then don't say anything to me

[worldly meteor]

I Have freedom ÔF speech

[maiden kiln]

[worldly meteor]

[maiden kiln]

You mean Bleach fup freedom of speech?

[ancient orbit]

Ye mew stream kyu nhi dekhri

[maiden kiln]

Sure

[ancient orbit]

Whats she doing here

[worldly meteor]

Who

Is u

[ancient orbit]

Me is me

Me is not you

Eww

[worldly meteor]

Hi me

[worldly meteor]

Cus u can never be me

[ancient orbit]

No hi

Watch stream

[stoic mountain]

[worldly meteor]

What stream bro

[stoic mountain]

@dawn kiln chipsu

[worldly meteor]

Are u lowk

[ancient orbit]

No i am not girl

I am lesbian

[dawn kiln]

heyloooo

[worldly meteor]

I can sense that

[ancient orbit]

The one kyro is showing bruv

Hang on to that

[dawn kiln]

@stoic mountain kavii

[worldly meteor]

I will speak however I like lil bro

U do not tell me what to do

[ancient orbit]

Aint no way lil timmy said to me lil bro

Miss just yaps and yaps

[worldly meteor]

THERES no lil Timmy

[stoic mountain]

isnt being a woman the first rule of lesbianism

[ancient orbit]

You are lil timmy

[worldly meteor]

That’s what chats are for

[stoic mountain]

you do you lil bro

[worldly meteor]

Put the fries in the bag son

[stoic mountain]

kuch bata chatpata

[long pumice]

Bhai but actually m mai eisi ladki hu na jisko attention chahiye hamesha sochti hu ki attention milein mai thodi chutiya gawar hu irl m attention bhi chahiye aur chahti hu ki koi baat na krein mujhse

[ancient orbit]

Naah being a lesbian means you like girls

[long pumice]

Bhaiiii ye kya baat huviiii

[maiden kiln]

That explains the XX chromosome

[dawn kiln]

is jeevan kharab chlna counts as chatpatta?

[ancient orbit]

No i like fries out of the bag

[stoic mountain]

sure

[long pumice]

Ye ek toh raat ko mujhe ky hojata hai mere andar ka gareeb jaanwar bahar nikalne lgta hai mann se mere

[ancient orbit]

Why does lil timmy eat fries with the bag

[stoic mountain]

ek lesbian hi dusre lesbian ko pehchan sakta hai 🩷

[ancient orbit]

[stoic mountain]

haan

[ancient orbit]

No scope in being mard

Mard are toxic

[stoic mountain]

true

[dawn kiln]

[native cradle]

Very true

[stoic mountain]

have yall ever heard me talk about men nicely

[ancient orbit]

Das why I have become lesbian

[dawn kiln]

toh bas yhi chatpata chiz bacha hai jeevan mei, sirf dukh @stoic mountain

[stoic mountain]

[stoic mountain]

kuch tuition school padosi gossip de diya kar kabhi chips

[native cradle]

Skribble when again

[topaz drift]

[flat flame]

Lesbian h kya

[dawn kiln]

'well my bestie's dog, finally start asking me for pets thru her paws, rather than being scared form me, so thats a cute thing that happened

[maiden kiln]

You never talked abt your bf

[dawn kiln]

and tution school and all jata nhi mai so, lol gossip ki kami hai jeevan mei

[limpid frigate]

Mujhe to chocolate mili hi nahi

😞

[dawn kiln]

strawbery shwarma? wth

[topaz drift]

Mujhe to ladki hi nahi mili

[limpid frigate]

Yessir

Abe ldkiyo ko

[frosty flame]

Whatt ji what

[limpid frigate]

3 4 chocolates mili bhai

At least

Hadd hoti hai

Merko ek bhi ni mili

😡😡.

[topaz drift]

Equality kaha gayi ?

[dawn kiln]

crazy name ngl

[limpid frigate]

Gadhe ki gand m

[topaz drift]

Bata @stoic mountain , kaha h equality

[dawn kiln]

us

[limpid frigate]

Authentic yr

[topaz drift]

[dawn kiln]

true true

[limpid frigate]

What Tomfoolery is this

💔💔.

[frosty flame]

@low kestrel kutreya

[topaz drift]

Tune kitno ko di aaj chocolate

[limpid frigate]

Divyam Hisariya

Ye konse anime ka character hai

[dawn kiln]

[dawn kiln]

yeh real life charachter, mera naam hai bhai

[limpid frigate]

Achha

[dawn kiln]

kisi ko nhi bhai

[limpid frigate]

Marathi?

[dawn kiln]

mai toh ghr se hee bahar nhi nikla

[stoic mountain]

mummy se puch

sorry yaar

[topaz drift]

Shit

[dawn kiln]

bhojpuri

[limpid frigate]

Achha

[stoic mountain]

jokes

[limpid frigate]

Gorakhpur?

[stoic mountain]

aww adorable

[dawn kiln]

bihar se hu but marwari hu

[limpid frigate]

Kis se?

[stoic mountain]

ask me about my gf then

[dawn kiln]

ikrr, so cutee , just a pretty lil bby

[dawn kiln]

kon?

[topaz drift]

[sleek otter]

[dawn kiln]

bihar bhai bihar

[topaz drift]

Kaisi rahi date fir ?

[stoic mountain]

pata nahii log hi gayab hai

[maiden kiln]

[limpid frigate]

Didn't get the joke but

Anyway

U businessman

😡.

[stoic mountain]

chocolate de fir bataungi

[limpid frigate]

Poonjivadi

[outer gale]

[dawn kiln]

areh bihar mein bhojpuri chlta hai bhai

[sleek otter]

Good good

[dawn kiln]

billotaaaa, vc nhi aataa tu

[topaz drift]

[stoic mountain]

bhabhi bola kar

ek din hogi

[outer gale]

Mnn ni hota

[topaz drift]

Badiya h , fir aage ka scene banra ya ni

[dawn kiln]

areh doneeee

[outer gale]

[sleek otter]

Dk dekhte h

[topaz drift]

Ye to galat baat h

[topaz drift]

Badiya h

[topaz drift]

[stoic mountain]

dyietcoke jaisa ladka ho toh

[sleek otter]

[stoic mountain]

mai to na milu wapas

[sleek otter]

+1

[limpid frigate]

Bhai main nahi tu ni smjha Mera joke 😭

Khair

[dawn kiln]

ohh ehe

[flat flame]

Str8 h yaar mummy toh

[stoic mountain]

chips tu bhi bihari hai kya

[limpid frigate]

Mera sar dard hora hai

[dawn kiln]

yuppp

[topaz drift]

Puch kr aaya tu ?

[stoic mountain]

baccho ko ye sab thodi batate hai

[limpid frigate]

Or mera paper hai kal

Padhu ya sojau

[flat flame]

Ek bihari sab pe bhaari

[limpid frigate]

Jaldi btao

[dawn kiln]

tu bhi bihar se hai?

[flat flame]

Tu apna toh bata

[topaz drift]

Har nagar bihari yojna

[stoic mountain]

nahi yar par mujhe bhojpuri samajh aati

[flat flame]

Kavisha mom lover h kya?

[sleek otter]

Isla banda bhojpuri hoga

[dawn kiln]

ohh ohh khan se sikhi?

[sleek otter]

Ex wala

[stoic mountain]

jamshedpur mein sab multilingual hote

[sleek otter]

Isse bhojpuri pasand h

[flat flame]

Jamshedpur toh world class gao ka naam lagta h

[stoic mountain]

bengali bhojpuri to aati hai sabko kinda

[dawn kiln]

ohhh acchaa shi hai yrr

[topaz drift]

Tu jharkhand se h ?

[stoic mountain]

haan

[dawn kiln]

hann truieee

[stoic mountain]

bhai next time vc mein

mujhe yaad dilana

[flat flame]

Us bhai

[stoic mountain]

tumhe mom lover story bataungi

[dawn kiln]

kya??

[sleek otter]

Abhi aao fir

Toh

[stoic mountain]

interesting story hai

[stoic mountain]

haan

[topaz drift]

Aaj hi bata

[dawn kiln]

han aa jao vc sab

[stoic mountain]

bc

[topaz drift]

Achiyaaa

[sleek otter]

[stoic mountain]

mom lover suna nahi

vc vc

[sleek otter]

[topaz drift]

[stoic mountain]

skribbl bolo to gaand fat jaati hai sabki

[sleek otter]

Le beta

[topaz drift]

Scribbl me no competition

[dawn kiln]

aa jaoo

[sleek otter]

Mera na tnx

[topaz drift]

Bhak

[lapis lintel]

@stoic mountain

[sleek otter]

Pro hu bhai ye kavisha hack ke saath haar jaati h

[lapis lintel]

chotu

bombai garl

[topaz drift]

Isko tagda competition dena padega

[limpid frigate]

I get it

[sleek otter]

Pune*

[topaz drift]

Pr bc ab man hi nahi krta khelne ka

[outer gale]

[sleek otter]

same

[outer gale]

+1

[topaz drift]

@outer gale valo khel rha abhi ki nahi ?

[outer gale]

Kuch nhi khel rha

[sleek otter]

@outer gale toh jabse saggy tatta gaya h dikha hi nhi

[topaz drift]

Wo to wapas aagya na

[topaz drift]

Shit

[stoic mountain]

tu to acha player hai

only valid pne

[sleek otter]

Aaya kya muje ni dikha

[stoic mountain]

hii

[topaz drift]

Shyad aaya tha , fir wapas bhag gya

[stoic mountain]

tu chotu hoga

[sleek otter]

Hello excuse me sore looser

[stoic mountain]

dedh foot

[topaz drift]

Kaha mai ,

[stoic mountain]

sore loser ke liye

lose karna padta hai

nikhil se lose maan bhi lu

[sleek otter]

Haari h tu merse

Juthi

[stoic mountain]

tujhse to mai apne toes se drawing banakar bhi jeet jau

[sleek otter]

Liar

[topaz drift]

[stoic mountain]

kaala kaala chashma jo..

anyway

[sleek otter]

Jab pc se aaya hu woh yaad kar

[stoic mountain]

nikhil 🩷

2nd champion

[topaz drift]

[stoic mountain]

[sleek otter]

Heh

[topaz drift]

Shukriya

[stoic mountain]

har baar autistic hi khelta hai

kaun kaunsa yaad rakhu

[sleek otter]

Sore looser jaane do next time dikhauga

[stoic mountain]

dikhana

[topaz drift]

Koi na bhai tu bhi badiya khelta

[stoic mountain]

@outer gale bille

langde ko bhi log kehte hai bhai tu badhiya chalta hai

[sleek otter]

Jo haarega woh khana khilaega done deal?

[stoic mountain]

done deal

[topaz drift]

Ek to bc kal firse 8 se 4 baithna padega workshop me

[sleek otter]

Konai workshop

Konsi

Ladki patane ki?

[topaz drift]

Gen ai ki h

[sleek otter]

Hehe

Acha

[topaz drift]

Free me certification de rhe 9k wala

[sleek otter]

Badhiya badhiya lelo

[topaz drift]

Wo to koi sikhaye tab bhi na ho payega

[frozen dew]

[sleek otter]

Ab toh aadat si h mujhkoo aise jeene ki

[stoic mountain]

mujhe laga tumlog

vc aaige

aaoge

[sleek otter]

Eaaaaaaaaa

[stoic mountain]

kya wo cancel hogya

[topaz drift]

Aaja

[sleek otter]

Oooo

Aaaaa

[topaz drift]

Bas mera mic band rhega

No energy left

[sleek otter]

Mai tohdi der mai aauga story start mat karna pls thankyou

[stoic mountain]

kar dungi ab to

[sleek otter]

Abe

[stoic mountain]

mai kya

radio hu tere liye nikhil

[sleek otter]

Ye mere anti kyu hogyi h itna

[topaz drift]

[sleek otter]

[topaz drift]

Ekdin ke liye banja radio

[low kestrel]

[frosty flame]

@low kestrel @wanton hull

[low kestrel]

what

[low kestrel]

dukkar

[stoic mountain]

okay come

dikmat omg

[low kestrel]

wassup

[stoic mountain]

tu yaha bhi

[frosty flame]

tuu

[low kestrel]

kaam krle

[frosty flame]

thak gya

[low kestrel]

[frosty flame]

hu

[low kestrel]

hum

[frosty flame]

ohh hi, long time no see

[low kestrel]

thak toh

me bhi

[frosty flame]

[low kestrel]

gaya hu

[frosty flame]

[frosty flame]

bhai ye kya btane vali thi

fomo hora

aur online baithi h

[low kestrel]

Hai na

[low kestrel]

Insta pe hogi fs

yaar neend aari hai

[frosty flame]

to soja kya krra

[low kestrel]

jana hai thodi derr me

mumbai

waps

[frosty flame]

yeh kya time h bhai

nikalne ka

subah jana

[low kestrel]

best hai

[low kestrel]

subah jaake sojaunga

[frosty flame]

abhi soja aur subah uth ke chle jana

[low kestrel]

agar yaha soo gaya toh

uthne me

late hoga

fs

fir kal

dupher ko

nikalna padega

[frosty flame]

toh late uth ke jana

neend to puri hogi

[low kestrel]

nai

kuch

kaam hai

mera

[frosty flame]

kisi din

kaam yahi reh jayega

[low kestrel]

Kal

[frosty flame]

aur tu

nikal jayega

[low kestrel]

naii

aadat hai

[frosty flame]

rip

risi

[low kestrel]

[frosty flame]

missu

[low kestrel]

rukk na

marne toh de

[frosty flame]

ye bhi bhala koi umar thi jaane ki

btao neend ki kami ki vajah se kon jaata h

[low kestrel]

[frosty flame]

bhai isko bula na

[low kestrel]

bhai 2 ke baad

[frosty flame]

fomo hora

[low kestrel]

waise bhi

[frosty flame]

aur neend aari

[low kestrel]

meko neend nhi aayegi

[low kestrel]

How?

[frosty flame]

kyu

[low kestrel]

[frosty flame]

call kr

[low kestrel]

tu bhi toh kar skta hai

[frosty flame]

how?

[low kestrel]

phone

se

dial kr

[frosty flame]

i zont have no

[low kestrel]

sacchi?

[frosty flame]

obv?

jhuth kyu bolunga

[low kestrel]

toh mere pss kaha se aayga

[frosty flame]

kyuki ik tere paas h

[low kestrel]

Nahi hai bhai

[frosty flame]

rkhna chahiye na

glt baat h na dekho

[low kestrel]

hai na

toh

rakhle tu

[frosty flame]

nhi thanks, mai jaa rha sone

mujhse ni jaaga ja rha

[low kestrel]

good

sleep kro

gud night

[frosty flame]

goodnight, drive safe

[low kestrel]

thankss

[wanton hull]

aaj maine kuch aisa kiya jo tu apni puri zindagi mai nahi kar sakta

aaj maine kuch aisa kiya jo tu apni puri zindagi mai nahi kar sakta

[wanton hull]

aaj maine kuch aisa kiya jo tu apni puri zindagi mai nahi kar sakta

[frozen dew]

[wanton hull]

[ancient orbit]

Kya

2 min me bataa

Else I am sleeping

[wanton hull]

nahi sabko saath mai bataungi

go sleep

I'll continue studying

[ancient orbit]

Gn then 😴

[wanton hull]

gn

[outer gale]

Ded soon

[outer gale]

Hloo

[amber monolith]

Mujhe bhi batana I'm curious

[fervent pawn]

[sleek otter]

Same

[outer gale]

[gusty carbon]

Hii

[sleek otter]

Hello

[zenith rock]

anyone wants to play chess?

[sleek otter]

Rate?

Rating*

[zenith rock]

700

[sleek otter]

Too much

[zenith rock]

i had 1450then my mail got hacked

[stoic mountain]

whats yours?

[sleek otter]

@slow heart

[sleek otter]

Free for exclusive peeps

[peak sand]

Vc tn

[sleek otter]

1-1.5 hr hu

Aajo

[slow heart]

yes 12 books

i got it today

still figuring out how to read

[slow heart]

can anyone suggest me how to read this as it isint like a normal book it is in pointwise with every point unreleted to the other

atleast in book 1

[sleek otter]

Dm

[stoic mountain]

aaja chess

exclusively

[zenith rock]

wot's ur rating

[stoic mountain]

no one can rate me

whats yours

[zenith rock]

worthless?

[stoic mountain]

priceless

[zenith rock]

thats wot ur parents called u on day of delivery

[tiny night]

I hate coding

[stoic mountain]

i was adopted

🥲

[sleek otter]

Welcome

[stoic mountain]

whyd you say that

[open nexus]

[zenith rock]

ehh

[tidal stratus]

@thin talon up?

[zenith rock]

sorry abt it not my intention to hurt

uh**

[open nexus]

down

[stoic mountain]

no its okay

you said what you said

i’ve learnt to live with the fact

[slow heart]

how can u do that

[tidal stratus]

Lafdaaaa

[open nexus]

boriyat

[sleek otter]

You are not in the exclusive club

Yet

[zenith rock]

life is unfair js laugh nd live w it

[stoic mountain]

bhai tere maa baap nai hote to tu hasta kya

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Leave it and start farming

[zenith rock]

bilkul

yrrrr

kisi cheez me rok tok nai

kuch nai man marzi k malik

na jaydaad ki fikr na chacha ka zikr

[sleek otter]

Chii bhai how can you compare

[zenith rock]

compare to maa baap ne kia tha

[sleek otter]

Making fun of someone with no parents

[stoic mountain]

tu middle child hai na

[topaz drift]

Stop being so sensitive okayyy

[frozen dew]

Kon anath h idhar

❤️

[zenith rock]

last

[prime zinc]

[zenith rock]

i adopted the thing "koi apka mazak udaye usse pehle aap khud ka mazak bnalo"

[sleek otter]

Par tune toh uska mazak banaya na woh adopted h

[zenith rock]

koi anath nhi hota

still tho i said sorry

before

[worthy ingot]

[long pumice]

Mai chutiya hu

Merese bada chaman koi aaj tk paida nahi hua hai

Abeee bhai

Matlab soch skte ho ki mai itni chutiya hu ki apne pairo pr khud hi kulhaadi maarti

Sab sahi chalta hai mai bakchodi krte rhti

Ajeeb hu mai

Mai bata rhi hu mai itni madarchod hu na kya hi btau mai pagal vagal hu kya

Mera logic mujhe hi smjh nahi aata

Maanti hu ladkiyo k dimag bahut hota hai but mera dimag ghutne m bhi nai hai pair ki choti wali ungli m hai

[south wasp]

@cloud prism good morning

[long pumice]

Mai bata rhi hu na mukka maarke khud ka muh tod dungi mai

Bhaiiii mai kaisi si hu

Bare minimum bhi nahi deserve kr paarhi kya hi princess treatment deserve kr paaungi

Ajeeb hi hu mai

Bolti hu misandrist hu haan hu mai misandrist but muskan bolti ki m jhut bolti

Areeee bhai mai thodi si chaman chutiya hu kya

[bold veldt]

lg to rha h

[long pumice]

Bhai pagal vagal hu kya mai

Abeeee bhaiiii

😭😭😭😭

Mai bata rhi hu na itna irritation hota hai na

Mai na bahut achi ban jaati hu logo k saamne toh log mujhe acha smjhne lgte

But in reality m fake insaan hu

Meri multiple personality hai

[zenith rock]

confessions**

[long pumice]

But sach m mujhe na eisa lgra hai ki ab mujhe human heart ko kha jana chahiye

[bold veldt]

ye konsi personality h

[long pumice]

Yawwrrr mujhe human flesh taste Krna hai

[bold veldt]

hoshiyar wali ki gadhi wali

[long pumice]

Darr lgta hai ki jail ho jayegi

[bold veldt]

aree bhaago ye to pagal h

[zenith rock]

brainless should eat brain

[frozen dew]

Aaja teddy deta hoon mai tuje

[long pumice]

Mai bata rhi hu na mereko lgta hai ki mai akele rehne k liye bani hu

[frozen dew]

Teddy day manaega

Bkloda

[bold veldt]

dimag thodi bharega usse pet hi bharega

[frozen dew]

Aaja betichodke

Teddy deta hoon tuje

[long pumice]

Mereko mard jaat ky aurat jaat bhi nahi smhal paayegu

[frozen dew]

Bklode

[long pumice]

Bhai but ek baat batao

[frozen dew]

School wale itne madarchod hote h bklodo ne exam wale din project dene bola h

Betichod saale

Bklode inki maa kaa bhosda fatta jaarh th

Bklodo ne practical ki date batayi nahi h

[long pumice]

Mai itna sochti hu masculine energy villian walii energy protective proud ho darta na ho eisa banda mil payega

[frozen dew]

Saale apni gand dedun in bhosdiwalo ko

Betichodke

Saale

[long pumice]

Mereko ladka hi kyu chahiye

[frozen dew]

Gaand maraye

[long pumice]

Baklodi harqat nai krungi agr acha banda mil jayega toh

But mai desperate nahi hu

Kyuki misandrist hu mai

Ladko se nafrat hai mujhhe

[frozen dew]

Insaan nahi badalta

Kabhi

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

[frozen dew]

Jese mere school wale humesha se bhosdiwale the bhosdiwale hen aur bhosdiwale hi rahenge

[zenith rock]

jesa khaoge wesa paoge

[long pumice]

Bhai rona aarha

[frozen dew]

Saale 1 1 lakh ki income lete h

Padhate jhant bhar h

Saale

Man kar rh h unpe rajeeb talvar chor dun

Sale marjaenge

[long pumice]

Mai shaaanti se kaise sun leti hu kisi ka bhi mereko jawab dena nahi aata

Jo kehta hai vo krti hu dupatta lagati hu muh se saale tk nai nikalta mere jeans top m photo post nahi krti kurti pehnti hu

Phir bhi sunata hai mujhe

Plastic bottle m paani uske saamne nahi pee skti suna deta hai

Bura lagta hai yawwwrrrr

[zenith rock]

husband material

[long pumice]

Aaj bhel kha rhi thi toh bolta hai ki kitna khayegi pet h ya godam

[bold veldt]

animal park isi k upar banegi

[sleek otter]

[frozen dew]

Bhoswale madarchod school wale

[long pumice]

Bhai mai bata rhi iska murder krdungi mai

[frozen dew]

Thak gya yaae m

Kitna project banaun

Gaand lelo meri

[long pumice]

Maine hi honey bola toh bolta mujhe sehad kyu bol rhi

Abeeee bhai

Itna gawar koi kaise ho skta hai

[sleek otter]

Baat toh shi

[long pumice]

mai ro dungi Bhai

[sleek otter]

Hai

Ro do accha h

Muje toh rona hi nhi aata

[long pumice]

Mujhe annual function attend krna hai but mana kr rha mujhe

Bhai mai kya karu

[zenith rock]

atmhatya

[long pumice]

mai bata rhi ya toh iska murder krungi ya toh iska murder krungi

[frozen dew]

Soo cyde hogi meri to

[long pumice]

Dupatta kal nai lagaya tha matlab tha mere paas dupatta lagyaa nahi tha toh suna diya

[frozen dew]

Ek din

[long pumice]

[frozen dew]

[long pumice]

Mai crop top hot sa pehn k ghumti thi abhi dupatta lagari hu

Bhai mai jyada tez bolti hu toh suna deta

Bhai

[bold veldt]

khatam!!

shiii

[long pumice]

Ksm se ye Spotify m gaane bhi ajeeb aate

Purane gaane agye

Purano m mujhe ghazal psnd hai

Usko suunnna chd di

Mujhe shraap mila hai shyf

Mai kis chij ka paap bhugat rahi hu

Bhai mereko daaru peena hai

5 peg maar lungi toh sahi ho jaungi

[bold veldt]

aapke jeewan k nunneshwar_lawda lage h

[long pumice]

Heels nahi pehnne deta bolta kisko dikhana hai

Mai heels kisko dikhaungi bhai

Ajeeb hai

Tez nahi chala krungi aaram se chalna hai mujhe

Mai standup dekhne jati thi vaha rapido wale bhaiya k peeche Beth kr ro rhi thi

Phir abhi yaha toh kuch nahi hai

Phir standup m mst hasi bhi yeyeyeee