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Abeey chutiye sota Kab hai tu 
Morning
Zoor laga
Hernia ho jaega
Morning

Garam paani piyo yaar
Good morning
Good morning
Sup
Gonna sleep wbu ?
Good morning
Ji good morning
Good morning
Tbh same
Mrng 
Chai pirhi
Sup Ashwin
Morning bb
ntg ji bas had coffee
Mmhm
accha besharam
aur bataiye clg jaare ?
HI sai bhaina , kaise ho ?
badhiya ekdum
Chai piye ?
kaunsa season
hi
hi
Lincoln
haan kabka
kaise ho


happy birthday @outer gale bhai

@golden agate Happy birthday
@past shuttle bhaina aaj B'day hai ?
haan
Morning sai
Nhi aaj institute jana
acha
Yo yo
Morn
Morning bhai
Hnn
Sup
Mrng
Tiffun hua ?
Jeevit
Hein?
honey singh
Bdia
Nhi bahr se khaungi kuch shyd
oh
Acha


Happy birthday @outer gale @outer gale @outer gale

Happy birthday @golden agate
Happy birthday @topaz drift
Waah
Waah
arre nahi
kya chalra
morning
acha
mera bday beet gaya
Party de ab
sai bhai ko wish karo
kesi party
Happy birthday @past shuttle baba
Pizza party
Belated Happy birthday

๐



clg nahi aapka ?
Chal rha , abhi break mila h 15 min ka
thank you 
badhiya tum batao
itni faltu bhi nahi baithi ki ek season ek din me dekh loon
ohh haan

Achii baat h
Mai bhi badhiya hu aise lgra bas 
Narbhakshi
Thank you bhai โค๏ธ
Oh hi sakshi
Ty ted 
Happy birthday @outer gale ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
Tu ghar pe hai, warna tujhe belt maarne aajata 
Aur party lene bhi
Ty bhai 

Bkl

wassup
Yo sup dhwool
moj

Aur guyssss ki haal hai
Jail without the bail h
Andhurini

Meri choti moti si baaton ko jaan le
Galat karam

Kare bahut
Galat karam kare bahut


Say my name
@outer gale happy birthday billu 
Kushal

+4 marks

Fr
Bio ke baad kiska?
Kal bio fir English fir physical education ๐ช
Bro after hearing walter white instead of heisenberg 
Aur fir CBSE ke saath physical
Heisenbullah

My friend CBSE



Now they just need sonny hayes
Jarvis
Jarvis touch this guy


Chutya ๐๐ซ ๐คฎ๐คข

Ishq me brownie khana h
Ishq me Chole bhature khana h
kidjaywest

kya cool dikhta hai
Hoya me yaar we
wassup
Ye hai kaun

Moana
search karle
Ganne ka juice bada gilas
Dekha
Beard achi hai uski 
next level banda hai
sweet hai but mai darr jata uss se
arre vaise tho jaanta he hai mereko
Makeout krlo fir
but uska aura daravna hai
Hmm
you're come come mem saab you're come come ๐ซด


Raja hindustani Reference




hmm hmm
hmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmm
jee kare dekhta raha

Rab ne banaya
kitna sonna tujhe

Single โ๏ธ
Approach kr
Skte ho
Flexible with genders
No preferences
Open book with blank pages
Waiting
To
Write your name

Sorry 
for??
kya??
Gift bhi ni diya 
arre
Thamba thmba
Date less. 
yes
Wese birthday kab tha mnth
Jan me
Tnx
Sorry ๐๐
not you though 
ho gaya bhai
gaana hai wo
Don't goo breaking my heart
Ohh honey
knock on my door
when i was down
๐บ ๐บ

Ohhho babyyyyyyy
I love toooo masturbate
Everydayyyyyyy
Ohhhoo babyyyyyyy
Kitne velle log hai ,mujhe bhi Vella hona h
Apke peche boom food du?
Kaash tu ladki hota , tujhe bhot marta fir mai
Dauda dauda ke marta

Anupama refrence
Kapde faad ke marta

Anupama aunty ki beti ka pati

go touch some grass
Kya hui ted
Pakhi ka pati adhik
Chi
hi.
Ghtiya ganna
Ni ni

Ye kesa banner hai

Chalo ai hi sahi 

Ladke ke hooth ni bnane aate ai ko
Fookat ka nitro


Kon hai apka sponsor
Kaam kr apna
Boi ho ya gil


Bol na
Ye server active krow koi
Kya?
Kya karte ho aap
Stu dying
Wassup

Voh tho me hi hu
Exactly
No

Ok

Kaha se hoo
Acha ji
Hmm
Hiiii
15๐๐ป
13 tak allowed hai
Bhai mai pehle se hu

Kab se
Aap tho sabse chote hoo
1 year
10th me hoo


Will start 10th this year


โ๏ธ
Ni esa ni
เคเฅเคฏเคพเคฐเคน
English me bola tha
Hindi me nhi
Report krega
Abee bsdkk

Meowdarjaat
Hattt

Chi
Iski Maa kii

Chup beth naa yarr
Wese likh do age verification ke baad unban hojayega
Ya saare เคฌเคเฅเคเฅ hai kya??
Gaali 


@frozen dew

Abeeee

Context less
Koi ni 
Ye Samay ka server hi hai na? Bachche kya kar rahe hai yaha BC?
@vestal dome bullying


Brb 20 mins

Aap เคฌเฅเคกเฅเคขเคผเฅ ho?

Bhudhe log yahan kyun honge?
They will be enjoying their fishing time

Budhe log be having the best time of their lives with no exams
Noice
Budha
โ๏ธ
Sone ka penchoo
Thank you kuki โค๏ธ


1 bje se pdhungi
Bhai ๐
Mai toh gadhi hu
Donkey

Tirkit dha
Mar jayega na

Bhai mai kaisi si hu
Mera paper hai but m pdh nahi rahi ye kya baat huvi
Bhai mereko dfo banna tha eise kaise ban paungi
Jungle ki raani eise kaise banungi jab pdhai nahi krungi toh

Sapne suhane madarchod ke

Bhai but agr ban gayi na jungle ki raani kehlaaungi
But pdhna bhi toh chahiye mujhe pdh bhi toh nahi rahi mai
Kaisi si hu mai

Mereko na shadi nahi krni
Shweta didi ki shaadi hone wali hai cheh bhai kala aadmi hai 5'5 ka unka banda
Ewww though mannn

Mujhe eisa banda nai chahiye
Mujhe banda hi nahi chahiye
Ek mera chota sa ghr hoga jaha hall m beech m ek sofa right side coffee k setup aur left side m mini bar rhega jaha premium daaru mehnge khareed kr rkhungi aur peeungi
Subah coffeee raat ko daaru din m kaam
Bhai vo mera ghr rhega na mere maa baap ka aur na mere pati ka

Mera apna chota sa ghr mutton banaungi , fish banaungi , aur ghazal chala kr daaru k saath chakna
Akele akele vaaahhh

Majjjeeer ayenge yaarr
Uske liye pdhai krni pdegi bina pdhai k lauda kn hoga

But pdh rahi nahi mai why though ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Koini 1 baje se pdhungi pkka
Bhai but agr m dfo nai ban paai toh
Papa mummy shadi krwa denge lauda nai kregi m shaadi bhaag jayegi
Akele bhaagungi
Ladka jaat dhokebaaz hota aur kharab
Bhai but legit mereko shaadi se dar lgta shaadi krne se acha mai mar jaau eisa nahi hai ki ladke k maa baap ki gulami ya ladka ki gulami mujhe akele rehna psnd hoga
Jo Mann m hoga vo krungi
Human flesh khaungi

Jungle ki raani kehlaaungi agr ban gayi toh jaha rhungi vaha brahstachaar krungi
Peseeeeee yyeyeeee
Bhai but abhi se brahstachaar Krna shuru Krna pdega
Ek baar register mil jaaye mess ka account mujhe smhalne ko dede
Basssss
Abhi se paiso ka ghapla krungi tabhi aage jaaake bada ghapla kr paaungi
Bhai but yaha gareeb hai sab
But yawwrrr
Mujhe kya
Mai na ajeeb hu
Mujhe lgta hai
holy yapp


Imagine dating a 40 Yr old

And also imagine dating a 5'5
Kidney touching story

Whateverrrrr
Whateva
Abhi iss exams k baad se taiyari krungi exams ki
Continue krow

College k padhai k saath uski bhi pdhai krungi
Chattisgarh ke log kabhi nhi sudhar skte
Constitution ki book hai usko complete krungi 5 books phir aur pdhna hai
Dheere dheere pdhungi
Iske baad mp cahle jaungi
Vahi taiyari krungi
But kuch bhi ho
Mai achi hu
Bhai but akele rhungi laude k shaadi
Agr glti se shaadi hui pati ko kha jaungi apne
Dakar bhi nai maarungu

Ye abhi padha
Bass 1 bje tk phit pdhungi

Bhai but idhr side hai paise
Ghapla krungi
Watershed m paisa hai aur forest m

Bills mere paas hi ayenge kya problem hai ghapla krungi

Laude k imandari
Kya bol rhi
Uss svr pe jao
Imaandari
Attention tho milega
@low kestrel @frosty flame
chud gayaaaa
But graveyard m toh bhi shaadi krni hai
kon
Voh bhi graveyard me mil jaege
arey paper chod diya 

bohot acchi tareeke seee
and ykw usne
mere kashmiri ne extra sheet li
????
Ye behen k lauddiii meri roommate darwaja nai kholti madarchod ko bacchi
Mereko isiliye akele rehne k Mann hota
hona

chaiye
shock

fs
Darwazaa thod doo
wtf

Bkl School waalon ne jee ke result waale din hi farewell rkhdi
bc
๐
i hate ts
aur top karega ab
typa peeps


bhai apni gf ko dooba raha hai
Tu jee student hai
bata hi deta
Bhai ye kya baat huviiii tumne toh bola tha ye kroge tum aur tum gaddaarri kr rhe

Laude madrachod saale
hogayi hai padhai
wahiii

hainnaaaa
Bhen ke tageee
mujhe aaj tak video call nahi kiya usne
Madarchod
kya padhayega
Mar jaaa dupatttaa k gola banake teri gaand m ghusa dungi

Bhenenk takeeee
library mai bhi jaata hai tab meri class hoti hai
video call kyu

Bhai ye kaisa sa hai
or
konsa ghar
Tuja aaii la zhavlaaa
uski alag class hai?


alag batch hai
Maa ki cute

class nahi
Bhai mai toh achi si pyaari si ladki hu sb psnd krte mujhe sbke mera nature psnd hai


ggs

Sab boltey hai mai bahut smjhdar hu
next paper tu bhi
Responsible hu
i don't even want to talk about this paper shi
Hyy
waise hi karna

Iski maakichewwtt

Nobody noticed when i was sad but everyone noticed when i liked breastfeeding reel
Maze kro
padhai toh hoti rahegi
Pdhne


Subah subah ro rha hai, aur bhulo dost kidhr rehta h
kya hua, pass or fail?
unfair hogaya uske saath
Would you rather..
how
fail
Padhle
2 din pehle kehta hai
haaannn
Ohh
Ohhh
kol ne kal kaha
Iske vale ne?
kuch padha nahi
typical topper behaviour
aaj extra sheet leli
yeah
pegg
Koinaa pehla sem hai aur internal tha

Wahii toh
Yeh log meko bilkul ni psnd
haann pehla tha
best of 2 hota hai
Haina
Jo act krte ki humko kuch ni aata
out of 3
gandwe
๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ
paper se pehle kahenge
Baaki do m pdhlio
loda kuch nhi aata
mujhe bhiii
fir ppr
And dont skip brain
Hainaaa
brain se kuchhh nahi aayaaaa dikkuuuu๐คญ๐คญ
tbb bhi fail hogyi
Fir toh sharam krle
bohot portion thaaa
saangu tula???

saangu????
saang
entire forelimb
Pdhai hi ni ki
brain

Dc pe baithe rhegi
muscles
to ye hi hoga
The ngas
Yahi pade rehte hai
Iss baat ka stipend chaiye?
sensory organs saareeee
MBBS ?
Hai offis
Toh kaam krle
facial, cranial bones

KAB???
teri bhi aagyi?
ye sb nhi pata marble
Insta
Mkc iss jhaant se laptop
bohot hai na lekin

Haan jisme mai hi chud raha hun sabse
Humeshaaa

abeyyy??? bohot maarungi dikkat๐คฌ
nahi chalaayaa bas raat maii
Dekh abb bhi dc pe baithi haiโฆyeh nahi ki parso vale exam ke liye pdhle
???

Vo kya krlegi
parso waali exam ki mkc meri saturation level aagayi hai
2 exams mein hi?
deserve karta hai
tu
Sextruation level
bohot padhai haiii
Abhi to monday hai

Abhi se kyu ro rha
pass hojau basss
Pura week offis jana h
Seedha bol na fat ti hai teri
ki dubara block na krde
ab nahi karega woh mujhe
block
wow dikkat podcast incoming
kam hai
fir kyu nhi hori padhai
You never know ๐
Ye to dikkat ke mood swings pr depend krta hau
bohot maarungi
but ik him ab nahi karega
usse baat karna sone se pehle is mandatory for good sleep



Badiya hai badiya hai
Ufff
Hi 
Do I know you?
Yess
nahi karega na
Crush ko dedete
Yaar aapke BF ke sirf looks aache h pr uske personality bhout kharab h woh future m apka wrong use krega baacha ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐

Sorry
Samay par sota hoon
Voh flat h use bhi kese krega
@dawn panther kya re flat chested bitch
Usske boobs ke bich me nichod jaega tu 
๐doubt me hai ye
Kuki ke sath sota hoon
oof
Qween size bed
Fir tho safe hai
Hmmm kuki bed p kaafi achi h
Bubbles
I have a bubbles keychain
From Miniso
Bhai going to a Miniso outlet gets me high
Idk how to explain
nice

I like your profile aesthetic
Iโd love to yoink it

But I canโt
thanks
Bhai
behen

Flat h kuki no chocochips
I cracked it
To defeat Jeffrey Epstein we need Dexter Morgan
Eww chips who?
I cracked ur hyphen to defeat ur ex
Abhi aaya test deke

Konsa ?
No flat pumped up
Physics
Bra bhejo dm m

1098 ๐ค
๐ฑ
Ek din hogga jab ye duniya khtm hojayegi aur single logg apna protein baar leke marjayege
-Modi
Yoo

Ye konsi new sex position h
Tum to kaafi reasearch karke aayi ho humare bed time ke liye
Sabhi kehnde rehnde sannu ki
Angdaiyan me leti hu jab zor zor se 
Ahh ki aawaz aye kuki ke moan se
Mere photo ko seeneee se yaarrr
Chipkale saiyaaan seme* se

I m loyal for my flat @dawn panther
Nasiyat bhul jayega tu ek quarter se
Peene waale ko bhi jeene ka maza ayega
Ye daaru h jo chadh jaaye sirf @slim geode se
Parle g jitna flat?
hi
American ki earth jitna flat
๐
no, i donโt think soo
@outer gale
Are you from Sydney?
















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