#general-chat
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bhai teko pta hai isne, regs ko bday b ni wish kra
marathi puraani dost hai na

3 bje le gyi raat ke
isiliye
matttt karrrr naaaa
haan 
Aur bhi toh frens hai unke uss sv pe
I've apologisedππ
Uffff the frenship this marathi has
i miss dedpool alreadyy
Hi
tereko ek tea to dena hi bhul gya mai pr
Aksar joh mera bday bhul jaate mai unko bhul jaata

52 bars
??????
excuse me???
Kal ussne acc delete kiya

But koi contact mai ni hai na
Mai toh fir iss baar apne bday pe kaafi logo ko bhulne wala hu
bhaiii its okayy, you have enuf frens
Pata ni sach ya cap

Meko b de
aise mat kar rajasthani mai aarhi hu tere rajasthan soon

mai discord ni aata tha, fir bhi aake tujhe wish kara tha @cinder thistle
We never know 
de na
no π
why not
Kuch kuch toh aise bhi the jinse bohot kam baat hui pr unhone bhi kiya and dc se off the
Vc me dunga
Coz you dont deserve it
plan bana tha na waha ka ek dost ke papa ne mana kardiya
like me 
thik haii
maiine bhi kiya tha dekh vo bhi 12 baje
Bhayi aaj mene firse
Why not bish??
mujhe kuch bataana hai tujheeee
add kro pehle, aur date btao

Behrouz ki biryani mangaayi
Dekh pehle se hi pta tha


Aaj go falafel bites bhi mangaaye
Desi kitni ki lottery lgi h teri
important hai naaaaa aise mat karrr



kya hai
Kal chicken shawarma bhi thoosa hai
chicken khaane waale L

Last mahine ke 2.5k bach gye the
mere

kaha batau bata
Iss mahine bhi bcha leta
idhr hi
Coz its not i have to tell you the whole lore instead marathi knows maximum
nahii gc mai nakko
π πΏ
kal kya kiya fir
Wo nhi ho paaega yawr
pg lena hai nayaa tere paas kisi broker ka number hai?
dm then
First time
iss acc pe?
hell naww not the first time fs
Woh dusra madarchod naam rkhke aaya hai
deadpool is back only for regs
kese dost hai mere
abhi toh nahi hai, puch dunga kisi seβ¦nakul ko puch na uske paas ho shayad
It was the first time
πππ
(Iknow mai to bs blackmail krne ki koshish krra)
naw
Yes it was
woh toh aastik ne inko bataya verna yeh log toh bhul hi gaye the I exist dikkt bhai @frosty flame
nahii
ha
Abey? Ye to mai marathi ko bhi nhi batata wo to mai livestream kr raha tha mkc aur reveal hogya fir bangalan ko bhi batana padha coz they were besties no?

Jatt da muqabla dass mainu kitthe hai ni
bhai inhone bday wish ni kra yeh bhi kisi aur ne btaaya inko?
how can i forget you
regular wale pe toh blocked

Haa na

serious mat ho
Toh meko kyu ni bta skta
wassa?
Usne bola tha bhejunga
bhai kaise dost h yaar
Hogya abh toh
Wassupp
Dobara maangle
abhi uthi

Comparison is the thief of joy
Aisheeeπ€£ kaisa chlra cllg
@upper nymph aja Indira Nagar chle
nhi coz dat tea is too old almost 1 year old now
Ok
aise kon bulata hai
Sooo whatt the older the better

bhakkππ
abhi toh sahi chal rha
@robust wyvern wo broker ka number ππ
@tiny night aap indiranagar jaa rhe kya
Jab serious nhi hote toh aise hi bulate hai
vo ipad sa chlaana seekhlia
Nahi mai toh ghar pe baith ke padhai krra hu
Anuv jain ka concert hai yar
Jana hai

Naah youll get bored
Nhi btana seedha mna krde
Tempass na kr

bahaane maari ja rha
Ab paise hai par time nhi

π₯Ί
haan maine konsa aana tha
Fukk uu
Ye jalebi kon hai?

Toh fir offend kyu hue
Aur ye samay pr kya kar rahi hai?
aaye haaye mera dost bol rha tha Jane maine mana kr diya
Aui me kyun nhi hai?
Yes yes ab toh haan
pass hogyi bc mai acche grades se
chillies jao @ancient orbit
Aagya kya result??? Aur vo jis exam mein bt hui thi uska kya hua?
Jinna marzi mai pullna chawa
aisi mann kiya
Bhai tekid
Cafe hopping chloge 

What happened
No abhi biryani khaayi
400 udaa diye abhi ke abhi
Bhenchod biryani sirf 400 ki aayi
π
haan mere college aane se 1 din pehle
jis exam me BT hui thi usme B grade mile
actually merko na A grade mil jata lekin internals mein kalesh hogya aur internals ke time puri section chudi thi
Maine kal do brownies khreedi vo bhi 400 ki
chaloo
prank hogya kya apan pe
yaar biryani by kilo ki toh kabhi mat karna
Abeyy atleast passs hogyiii naaa
next sem dhyaan rkhlena internals mein
Biryani and chick peas cutlets inka khud ka delivery app hai eat sure krke usme buy 1 get 1 milta hai 1 st order pr
maine 600 rupay faltu udaye @frosty flame
dont tell me voh fake account tha π

March mei ping krunga
nahi fake toh ni hai
kidhrr
haan ofc cause iss baar faculty acchi hai
Iss baar shuru se thoda thoda padhna shuru
sure 
Fir toh nhi hua prank
Sori hogi
Aati hogi shaam tak
Bhayi mene try kiya tha
handi ke chakkar me
biryani by kilo
haina same
kat gya mera bc
Goodd issbaar sbme a grade
Haan behrouz better any day
Obv yaar merko chahiye 7.5+ cgpa
maine ni kri aajtk, maine dost se krvayi thi aur pta chl gya tha
Behrouz waale to gulab jamun bhi dete hai π₯°π₯°
yaar so true but behroz ki veg bekar hoti non veg sahinhota
So sweet of them
high expectations
bacxh gaye aap
Not the gulaab jamun i wanna have

iss baar 7.5 aaye h
Mene to veg hi mangaaya hai abhi tk 
Boht dukh ho rha
Kal brownie w ice cream khayi
No
7.5 pe kyu ro rhi h
Dream
Achhe to h
yum hoti boht
Sex on the road hogya ben stokes
Pissu
accha nahi h phir
Kaha se
yaar Theobroma ki Oreo cake bc craving hori
ππ
Lekr aaye the get desserted

Brownie khane ka mann ek dost ka hua tha 11 bje
8.5 chahiye thi but bta tha gandmarike faculty ki wjha se nahi ayegi
Khreedne 3 log gye the
Acha tha yaar like hyderabadi is good

Oye dikkat
Iss sem 9 le aa fir vo compensate hojayega
did someone say sex on the road
yaar mai bhi Magnolia bakery se mangwayu kuch?
Mujhe pastry ke options de
maybe
what?
Yes me
i prefer nonveg

waffles mngvaaa
Khud ek option hai tu uske liye
hmmmm
Yo
πππππ
Kiddan
Vdia tu das
Bas bdiya kaisa chlra kaam
haan but Boht h faad mushkil h 9 lana
new frens se baat karo aap note nakko
Mst tu bta
aap treat dedo
Burrchatta dikkat
@low kestrel idhar aao
ππ
aao kyu
pdhegi to kaise ni aayega
Samee
Ya allah
Excuse me?

Result tera aaya treat mai du?
I dont like bones 
thanks
kya excuse me
Yet you like to take one up your ass
it is what it is
Dikkat jab next naukri switch karega tab lunga party
kya sticker daaldiye iss chutiye ne idhr
2 mahine me switch kr dega ye
To aap aagye dm se bahar?
Ohh hogyi switch to mai khud dunga bhai
Tu chinta na kar
Iss narak se bahar niklu mai

Sybau ngs bro think ts is cool
Bahut important baat yaad ayi mujhe abji
Abhi


kiya
Tera to coding waala kaam bhi nhi hai
tu kyu itna fed up hai
Wtf

politics
abe bhulja abh
Ufff
agr baat ho toh
Tum sabka no code scene hai kya
Yup bro leads the team
Oh
witch dm???
Hell na
ππ
Sirf mera h
Not without sorting it out
abb bolo na
Mera to hai coding scenario
Kya krna hota hai tujhe?
Which tech stack
aap gc pe baat krrhe ho mai dm
Ek baar team lead ban gya fir to andha pesa ππ
mera toh puraana fren hai
Swan jes
apis
python
toh dikkat kaha h?
Mai toh nhi bann paunga team lead iss saal
I m not confident with my leadership skills
I need to work on it
baate toh merko bhi kaafi yaad aagyi abh
no dikkat, karo aap continue
toh aise kyu bolri
Real bhai
Forgive but not forget 
Bhayi I dont think I ll be anywhere in next 2 years 
Swagger pe testing
kyu new fren nahi hai?
abey lode abhi to shuru kra hai abhi se kyu sochra itna
Toh old vale bhi toh fren hi hote h
Bday
Jaddo bola muh band
Big bird lil bird
aag lagaana band kar ab woh sacchi mai gussa ho rha hai
yawr mujhe hike scenario bataya hr ne and its so disrespectful in India labour wages ko lund pr rakhte hai ben stokes
I love my Spotify rn

india mein to aise hi cjlta isliye pehle se ummeed na rkha kro brother
then stop saying new frens se baat kro n all

Mai iss bhdwe ko advice kyu de rha hu
Yeh to tea b ni deta
Chal hatt
bhayi imagine i can only get 20% hike max when I switch my job

Ungrateful ahh
toh kon teko 50% hike dega bhai
I am grateful
Idnia ki market hi ni h aisi
But tell me for what
dekh kitni achhi advices di h teko mohali ki
Teko 3b2 ka reality check diya mai
And pav bhaji peeche wali
teko hr roz naye khane ke options deta hu
Bhayi
udhar to chakke khade hote
Indeed 
aise hi tu kisi se dil lga baithta
Aur teko baad m pta chlta
Isliye pehle hi bta diya maine

same thing
Bas firr kabhi jaata tu 3b2 ke peeche? Main market ghum ke aa jata
Those reddit leetcode stories
From tcs to google


Bhai nepal se migrate hua ha bhai ke paas aise connections ni h
ye kab aagya bc
kya
Tu to punjabbi hai tab bhi kudiyaan ni hundi tere naal
Teko itne khane ke options ni deta mai?
teko vo bhi btaya tha maine
Jo tu kha ke ni aaya abhi tk
Chillest?
Main market

Ouuu yaar phase 10 durr hai
120 ki plate h bas
Hr ke saath jaaunga kabhi
2 bhature milte

kaafi swaad
Wo bhi? Bhature?
Dayummmm
Meethi lassi b peena unki

Ig 60-80 ki h
Mujhe nagpal ke khaane hai
Kulhad se mein dete

nhi
Pandit ji better
Uske saath hi nagpal vaise do shop chhod kr
but pandit ji better
Vo ni pta
Damnn
Bhaang milti idhar?
beer ke baad chhole bhature aur meethi lassi
Ya nhi?

Daaru pee lega bhenka lund
Sookhe nashe thori huye

Hota to hai galat π
Mene Holi me banaayi thi college me
I am good

@wanton hull 
is baar ki holi kidhr manauega?
Idhr ya ghr jayega
Ghar yaar 
regs... long time
Idhar to lund nhi hai koyi
Kya hua
kese ho
meri sahi hai
jaa na padhle
bata toh tu bhi skti hai

afternoon
aur kya seekhau ab

Namaskar bhau

bolo
Kasa aahes

me mast
tu bata
tuzya mittar vichara na
itni nhi aati
kay vicharu
Kartos tu
Ki ye gucci armani
toh bana liye honge
Kala*
majhi
Maine jaan bujhkar likha
toh old madhe bhulat thodi

hindi bol
ye samjh nhi aara

Old frens ko bhulte thodi
@frank umbra kaisi rahi date

woh toh bhul gayi hume
hai na @wanton hull
@wanton hull tuzya mittar aahe

mix nakko karu
marathi ani punjabi
mix toh sirf daaru krta hu
Isme kya mix krdiya?
mittar
in marathi it's
mitra

uski nahi
ouchh
rishi baddal gaya hai
πππ
mai nahi bhuli chup
bilkul nahi
kyaa
Meko b btao
Kya galat likha
Aise to mai
Galat hi likhta rhunga
Na

Haste hai
muzpe
kya kehna chaahta tha woh bata pehle
ummm
Agle hafte jaa rhe
Kyu nahi
Same hi toh hai
Rishi tula tag karat
Rishi tag karat tula
Same hi to h
Same hi to hai
afternoon
@low kestrel samjha iseee
πππ

2 ghnte tak online
Bc boring Sunday 
Mast din hai aaj

padhai hi toh nahi hoti mersw
accha result thodi aya
boneless bhi hota hai
wo samjhla hota hai 
toh tu seekha
thanks
zuth bolo
seekhao uskoo
kal nai gaya?

Rose Day se roz de tak ka safar nibhane wala chahiye hai ab bas 
π
This server is dead af
True
Acha
Kuch krne ko hi nahi h
Nahi plan change ho gya
Movies download karne keliye koo acha web hai
aap pakke non veg nahi
Kuch nhi yaawr tum ni aate ab
boneless biryani? Das just chicken rice
I am new new non veg yawrr
Film dekh ya fir soja
Koi achi movie suggest kro
Kesi hai
Ye mast hai kaafi
Which genre
Drama , romcom fantasy
Mitran di pyaar di dawa
Hmm

Joyland is drama thriller
Acha
Hmm
Congratulations
Sry wrong tag
Ok

Mera kal paper hai
Or main
Padh nahi rha
Abhi bahar ka kha liya or colddrink pili
Ab nini ari
π
Wow congrats
Hi guyz
Tu fir agya
Car thik
Achha

The pfp has no life

Oo


But I'm only 19

Kya shadi Krna theek rahega

..
Yaar
Naam bhi
Kesi h ab
Naam to shi h
25 sahi hai
The style
I'll get married at 28
Bekar lagra bhai
9vi ka balak hai kya
Kartik
Aise likh
25 me hona is good
Kartikπ¦
Fir m apna og name hi rakh lera
Because time bhot milta hai
.
28 matlab bache honge
3 4 saal apne paiso se
Good hai
Original h
Masti
Unko shambal na hoga

Kyaaa
Hmm gud
Mai toh aata hu tum nhi aate
Yes
Jaldi jaldi lapet dena kaam
It's your choice
πͺπ»πͺπ».

ladka na ho bass muje
No kids after 30
Well we never know what life has planned for u
Yes
Why
I don't like it π
Sexist
Abe bkl
Mere jesa ban jaega
Ladka ladki dono
Haa obviously
Bhed bhav kyu
Wow kitna bada ho gaya me π₯²
Kon
Me
Kitne saal ka hai
π .



17 with 17

π€
Nini aagyi mujhe to kal fail hojaunga
πβπ».
π.
Kyu hu main aisa
Tu bkloda wahi Kartik h ?
Aaj light nhi aarhi

Itni procrastination kahan se aa rhi hai
hi
Nikhil vai broad shoulders

π₯π₯.


Din mein Aryan spot Krna is rare


kyu bha
Observation
kaashπ
That one penguin
Saw goth baddies
On the mountain
So he just couldn't resist
π .
Hi.
Hi
App se nhi
uss se kha lunga

Pfp m kon h
Kya kya dekhta rehta h
Mene na dekha
Og wale dekhe h
afternoon 
Konse 
Sweet dreams haha?
Hyy
Hey boss 
Wassup
Are

Ishq majnu ki wo Awaaz h jiske aage koi Laila kisi deewar se roki naa gyi
Autocorrect ki
Sundar pichai
Thats called sundar pichai
Acha
Baby give that violence like that oooohhhh
Chup 

Aaj stud banke thande paani se naha liya
Wo bhi tanki waale thande paani se
Pokemon
Beyblade
Ben 10
Kick buttowski
Doraemon
Shinchan
Ab kya garmiya khatam hogai
Pr maza bht aaya
Bey blade or kick buttowski chod ke sab dekhe hai

Pee ka chu
Beyblade dekh bsdk
G faad h
Haddi mera buddy
Kick buttowski is actually good
π
For fucking hells
Ohh yeah
bc 4 saal baad gharwalo se milne aaya surprise dene mein thoda late ho gaya bc biryani party chal rahi thi π
Phineas and ferb
Damn dekha h
Power rangers >
Too good man
French fries
Subah school Jana hota h aur ye10 11 bje ke time aata th
Duniyaa haseeenoo ka mellaaaa
mummy dubara biryani bana rahi hai
π₯Ή
Horrid Henry
Fr
I remember
Jb me nursey
Lkg,ukg me tha
That was OG man
Same Takeshi castle
Thomas train
Kisi ne grandpa wala dekah hai
Mickey mouse
Rainbow
Ya fir Thomas train
Eww
Monkey
Craig of the creek dekha hai
Nah

Abey
Evergreen mrbean
Dayumm og
Indian cartoona ke naam bhi mat loo

Chii
Motu Patlu was classic
Fr
Mene to dekhe h
But
M pokemon beyblade ben 10 ka critic hota th
Kya aata h?
But jo bhi aata hoga bekaar hi hoga
Muje tho bachpan se koi ind cartoons psnd ni ate the
Ek wo painting wala bhi tha
Oggy and the cockroaches bhaai
Art wala
Oooo
Ek wo tha
Malmal resham khaddar acha lagta hai, kuch bhi pehno tum par sab achha lagta hai
Aur mujhko yuhi achi lagti rehna tum, achha lagna tumpar achha lagta hai
Bhaiiii
Mad krke
Shawn the sheep
Art attack
OG oggyy
Fr
Treasure
Haaan
Hunt type
Me kabhi ben10 nhi dekha krta tha
Haa shyad esa hi th
Boring lgta tha
Abey bc
Mene 3 baar nipta dia pura pura

Poore din shinchan dekh skta tha me
Ben 10 ka to pura plot tatta h
Frr
Bachpan se bakchodi aur brainrot content psnd tha 
Doraemon wala th mai
Doremon toh bachpan se hi cringe lgta tha
Doremon <<<< shinchan
mai seh leti hu
Ninja Hattori bhi theek tha
Kisi ne contra force khela h
Itna bhi ni
Agreed
Its ok yaar he will pay for it
Nahh mere liye ni
Koi na
Doraemon m to rogya th m
Doremon ki
Jab uska screw kho gaya th

Jisme wo ek stone ka robot hota tha
Areyy bc

