general-chat

[limpid frigate]

Kanya thi

[frosty flame]

ek gaana yaad aagya

[dawn panther]

[topaz drift]

racist

[limpid frigate]

Kinsa

[ancient orbit]

Naah then ill be 161

[limpid frigate]

Good

[balmy dagger]

[limpid frigate]

Insane physique

Hoga

[topaz drift]

mai tere bacche uthwa lunga

[limpid frigate]

Or unreal face card

[dawn panther]

Mai teri lugaai

[limpid frigate]

😘

[ancient orbit]

Ye chomu Hass kese rahi

[pale trellis]

[ancient orbit]

Bina id diye

[limpid frigate]

wahi

[balmy dagger]

🤣

[limpid frigate]

Body dikha do apni

[topaz drift]

acha betee

[limpid frigate]

Chup kardo ise

[dawn panther]

[limpid frigate]

Hase jaa rhi

[balmy dagger]

lessggooooo

[limpid frigate]

💔💔.

[balmy dagger]

🌹

[limpid frigate]

Rose

Mujhe bhi chahiye rose

[topaz drift]

bakaiti to koi merese kara lo

[balmy dagger]

desii oye

bura mangya kya

😭

[limpid frigate]

Han to tu

Harkat

Hi aisi kar rhi hai

[pale trellis]

[balmy dagger]

@ancient orbit hello sori

[dawn panther]

@tall jewel

[limpid frigate]

Main to cheer up kar rha tha

[balmy dagger]

masti krra tha

[topaz drift]

ravan me lakh buraiyaa thi , pr wo meri tarah bakaiti ni krta tha

[frozen dew]

Hi guys

[ancient orbit]

Kya hogya

[limpid frigate]

hi

[dawn panther]

Tru

[ancient orbit]

Dusri chat me tha

[frosty flame]

[limpid frigate]

Achha

[frozen dew]

Movie dekhi?

[balmy dagger]

chup na baune

[ancient orbit]

Overthinker

[limpid frigate]

Replacement bhi dhund liya

Itni jaldi

[ancient orbit]

2 min gayab kya hua

[limpid frigate]

Han dekh li

[topaz drift]

bkc kaam dhanda nui hai kya mereko

[ancient orbit]

Sorry bhi soch liya

[frozen dew]

Yr mere aate hi Billi kese aa jata h har baar

[ancient orbit]

😆😆

[balmy dagger]

uree baap re

[frozen dew]

[balmy dagger]

🥺

[frozen dew]

Konsi?

[balmy dagger]

me care for my frens

[dawn panther]

@outer gale

[topaz drift]

couple goals

[outer gale]

tu yahi rhta h

[frozen dew]

Ek ye Billi ka chamcha bhai

[limpid frigate]

South Indian thi I don't remember the names

[dawn panther]

[outer gale]

hahhaa

[frozen dew]

Mai just padh ke aaya

[frozen dew]

Dekhte kispe ho?

[topaz drift]

@outer gale match dekha ind vc ind A ka ?

[balmy dagger]

same

[dawn panther]

1 hr dc fir 10 min padhke aata hai

[balmy dagger]

kya padh rhe tumlog

[outer gale]

haha usa = ind a ?

[frozen dew]

Mai to skool m hoon

[topaz drift]

ha

[outer gale]

waahhh

[topaz drift]

hahhaa

[balmy dagger]

same

[outer gale]

hahaahh

[frozen dew]

English ki jitni aukaat h padhun bhi na

[dawn panther]

Kal exam hai
5 bje ke baad 1 shot dekh ke jaunga

[frozen dew]

Mere boards h 12th ke

[dawn panther]

[topaz drift]

tum bklodo boards ka padh lo

[dawn panther]

Kal se pakka

Dc delete

[topaz drift]

varna vit mil jayega

[frozen dew]

Accha lode

[dawn panther]

Parso se***

[balmy dagger]

same

[dawn panther]

Oh le match found

[frozen dew]

Mere p pcm stream h

[balmy dagger]

damn same

with cs

[frozen dew]

Aww le kiki

[dawn panther]

Again match

[frozen dew]

With cs

[dawn panther]

Pcm pcm

[frozen dew]

Yes

[balmy dagger]

ureee baap re

[dawn panther]

Oh le cs cs

[frozen dew]

Mera weight 50 kilo h

[dawn panther]

-+2

[balmy dagger]

mera 60 h 😔

[limpid frigate]

Hotstar
Moviebox
Theflixerz

[dawn panther]

Error aajata hai koi ni

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

M to filmyzilla p dekhta th

[dawn panther]

Apki height 5'7 hai?

[frozen dew]

Meri height 5'7 h

[limpid frigate]

Good hai

Meri to 4'11 hai

[balmy dagger]

no 5'5

[topaz drift]

jao physics ke numericals lagao

[dawn panther]

Ha ladki choti achi lagti hai match

✅👍

[balmy dagger]

lgaliye mkc

[frozen dew]

Mai ladka hoon

[balmy dagger]

mai bhi

[topaz drift]

mere boards ke time meri itni fati padi rehti thi ki mai 5 6 ghante cricket khelte rehta tha

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

Lo bngya couple

Gayssss

[frozen dew]

I m bi

[topaz drift]

mkc kyu isme ?

[balmy dagger]

nooooo

[prime zinc]

[balmy dagger]

not me

[prime zinc]

[balmy dagger]

aise hi

maza aara tha

[frozen dew]

Muje samay raina p crush h

[balmy dagger]

not me

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

aisi hi to baap ka lund bol agli bar se

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

maa to maa hoti h

[prime zinc]

[dawn panther]

@summer socket @trim bay

[balmy dagger]

baap baap nhi h tera

[dawn panther]

☝️

Hawww

Oh le

Le

Le

[prime zinc]

Maa meri ladies thi

Wala joke yaad aa Gaya

[topaz drift]

baap tumhare liye duniya se lad jata , maa ladai krne ke baad tumhe hi thappad maregi

[dawn panther]

Cover up

Bhag

[topaz drift]

ki kyu lad ke aaya

[prime zinc]

test kaise gyaa Tera

[topaz drift]

khair

[frozen dew]

Muje sab hate karte h

[balmy dagger]

emotional krdis

[topaz drift]

duniya to hai hi madarchod

[prime zinc]

Anupam khaiir

[balmy dagger]

mujhe peet dete h

[frozen dew]

Muje bhi

[topaz drift]

[dawn panther]

Mast

[frozen dew]

Shaba khair

[dawn panther]

Anupama

[balmy dagger]

😔

jatau

sounga abto

[topaz drift]

mkc bhai

[dawn panther]

Bye mkc

[topaz drift]

surya kya khela aaj

[balmy dagger]

bye mkc

haww

[frozen dew]

Mene dekha h

[balmy dagger]

nikhil say smth

[topaz drift]

maa chod di lekin

[balmy dagger]

[dawn panther]

Goated

[prime zinc]

Brainrot serial

[frozen dew]

Who nikhil?

[dawn panther]

Chup lomdu

[frozen dew]

Yeh rishta kya kehlata hai

Goat

[dawn panther]

Goated too

[frozen dew]

Goat

[prime zinc]

Gaali deta haii re

[topaz drift]

what ?

[dawn panther]

Sorry 😟

[frozen dew]

Saath nibhana sathiya

[dawn panther]

Peak

[frozen dew]

Kyuki saas bi kabi bahu thi

Dia aur baati hum

[topaz drift]

ye bklode bacche

[prime zinc]

This show is as much old as I am

[frozen dew]

Sasural Simar ka

[maiden fjord]

[prime zinc]

Baalika vadhu

[frozen dew]

Choti sardarnai

[prime zinc]

Diya aur baatti hum

[dawn panther]

Mangal laxmi

Yeh hai Mohabbatein

[frozen dew]

Kumkum bhagya

Peakk

[frozen dew]

Peakk

[dawn panther]

Kumkum bhagya

Naggin

Best

[frozen dew]

Man vs wild

[prime zinc]

Kundali bhagya

[maiden kiln]

@dawn panther vc aaja

[prime zinc]

Bhabhi Ji Ghar pr hai

Madam sir

[dawn panther]

Mirzapur
Aspirant

[frozen dew]

Nai dekha m

[prime zinc]

Khichdi

[dawn panther]

4 more shots please

[frozen dew]

Kota factory

[dawn panther]

Khatron ke Khiladi

[prime zinc]

Mismatched

[frozen dew]

Rising star

[dawn panther]

Bhabhi ji ghar pe hai

[prime zinc]

Indian idol

[maiden kiln]

Gori mem

[frozen dew]

Saregama pa lil champs

[maiden kiln]

[prime zinc]

Voice of india

[dawn panther]

Gum hai kisike pyaar me

CID

[prime zinc]

Dance India dannce

[dawn panther]

Mahabharat

[maiden kiln]

Sagar ke pull ke neeche

[dawn panther]

Ramayan

[maiden kiln]

Teri Maa bhajiyaa tale

[prime zinc]

Tarak Mehta ka ulta chashma

[maiden kiln]

Mera baap khaake chale

Mera baap kha ke Chale

[dawn panther]

Ganga maa ki betiyan

[maiden kiln]

Baalveer

💔

[dawn panther]

Splitsvilla

[maiden kiln]

Naaptol

[dawn panther]

FIR

[prime zinc]

Bhai par mereko Gali Gali sim sim dekhne mein maja aata Tha

[dawn panther]

Kapil sharma

[maiden kiln]

Me tah chaleyaaa ..teri ore chaleyaaaa

[dawn panther]

Udne ki asha

Yeh meri family

[maiden kiln]

Every Kota student :

[prime zinc]

Koya Mai yaar ve bhulaye sansaar ve

[dawn panther]

Ganga ma ki betiyan

Kyuki saas bhi kbhi bahu thi

[maiden kiln]

Chaleyaaaaa

[dawn panther]

Imili

[frozen dew]

Tffff

[frozen dew]

Chakori

[dawn panther]

Ye rishte hai pyaar ke

[prime zinc]

Jaane woh kaise log the jinke pyaar ko pyaar mila

[maiden kiln]

Ye rishta kya kehlata h

[dawn panther]

Nazar

[frozen dew]

Oh fuck

[maiden kiln]

Naagin

[frozen dew]

Ye wala

[dawn panther]

Badi burr se aye hai

[dawn panther]

Boldiya

Already

[maiden kiln]

Barrister babu

[dawn panther]

Kulfi

[prime zinc]

Humne toh jab kaliyan manngi thi kaaton ka haar mila

[dawn panther]

Sasural genda fool

[crimson karma]

chudi to teri ammi jaan bhi thi

[frozen dew]

Abey voh jisme ladki atak atak se bolti thi

Thapki

[dawn panther]

Mehndi hai rachne waali

[frozen dew]

Thapki pyaar ki

[dawn panther]

Hero gayab mode on

Bigg boss

[hasty lark]

Jaisa Tera baap chud ta hai tere marks dekh ke

[dawn panther]

Pandeya store

[prime zinc]

Bhai dono Pcmb wale Hona

[frozen dew]

Ohhhhhhhhh

@dawn panther mrs shah ki Paanch bahuye

[dawn panther]

Yeh hai chahte

[prime zinc]

Usmein Ji actress hai woh bht achi dikht8 hai

Arey Happy purpose day

[dawn panther]

Bhag

[prime zinc]

I love you ❤️‍🔥

[prime zinc]

Shiny Doshi naamm hai uska

[dawn panther]

Kitna brain root dekh chuka hu mai naam bhi yaad hai

[prime zinc]

Aur Anupama mein ek aati hai

[dawn panther]

Bc

[dawn panther]

Kavya

[prime zinc]

Nidhi shah naamm sse

Kinjal

[dawn panther]

Chutya

Bhagg

Kavya>>>

[split sorrel]

hlo

[prime zinc]

Bhai woh toh alag hi dikhti

[dawn panther]

Soojao ab

[prime zinc]

Uska toh Mera phone wallpaper hai

[dawn panther]

[prime zinc]

#pictures aa mast photo dikhaun thaar ki

[dawn panther]

No

Need

[prime zinc]

Delhi

[dawn panther]

Good night

[prime zinc]

[hasty lark]

@arctic kelp miss you

[wanton hull]

yeee aastik ne bulaaya

use bol

nakkoo

😭😭😭 @low kestrel kya sikha raha hai ise

[frosty flame]

kon tag kra

[frosty flame]

kyaaaa

[wanton hull]

nahi huaaa

[frosty flame]

sahi toh ahiii

hater

[wanton hull]

😛mazza aati

[ancient orbit]

Aagyi ye

[frosty flame]

[ancient orbit]

Chapran

[wanton hull]

tujhse kaha tha snapchat pe yaad dilaana

[frosty flame]

next exam m fail

[empty vortex]

Hey guys

[wanton hull]

me

koi dikkat

[wanton hull]

haina mujhe bhi lag raha hai

[frosty flame]

dikh gya

[wanton hull]

😝😝

[frosty flame]

vet bnegi 3 backs ke saath

[wanton hull]

padhungi pehle brachial plexus aur carpals, meta carpals, phalanges fir vc vuc

[wanton hull]

helll yeahhh

😛

[frosty flame]

pdhle jaa ke hell yeah krri h

beshrm

[wanton hull]

galat marathi bolta hai bas

[wanton hull]

😔

[frosty flame]

mala marathi yete

[wanton hull]

thik hai padhke aau fir??

[wanton hull]

nakko

[frosty flame]

ho

[wanton hull]

😛chup hoja

ja rahi hu padhne

[frosty flame]

??

[frosty flame]

gooo

[wanton hull]

tab tak risi ko bula le

aayega toh

@low kestrel

[frosty flame]

aaj school ke besties se reconnect kra

maza aagya

[frosty flame]

nhi

usko sleep sched theek krne de

[frosty flame]

[gentle vine]

ts is place

should i stop?

ya

[ancient orbit]

Ok

[limpid frigate]

ts means this shi btw

[tidal stratus]

🐧🐧🐧🐧

[limpid frigate]

No

[crimson karma]

jese tu is baap ke paas aata paise maangne

[upper nymph]

Gawar hi rhega wo

[indigo umbra]

[prime silo]

Sunil pal ruk ja

[lusty mantle]

[gentle vine]

ok rehga

[limpid frigate]

Hmm

[woven swallow]

😂😂😂😂

[prime zinc]

[tidal stratus]

Bro really need friendsssss

[dusty thunder]

mrityu chat

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Sab log propose day manare

[maiden kiln]

Naa de dil pardesi nu tenu nitt da rona pai ju ga

[prime zinc]

Naal ranjhe te jogi te tenu

Jogan hoga Pai juga

[maiden kiln]

Iske aage nhi pta

[prime zinc]

Merko bhi nahhi Pata

[cold geyser]

Aur hmm purpose day

[prime zinc]

Bangali

[cold geyser]

Kon ?

[prime zinc]

Tum

[cold geyser]

Yes bro

[ocean anchor]

[tiny night]

@south wasp

[south wasp]

Gala

Hala

[tiny night]

Kasa ha

Ghar agya

[south wasp]

Vasi aga

[south wasp]

Haan

[tiny night]

Aba

[tiny night]

Kab

[south wasp]

Abhi

[cold geyser]

Tum ?

[tiny night]

Mic band hoga

[south wasp]

Mera bhi band hai

[tiny night]

Fir bol kon rha hai

[south wasp]

Adi

[viscid ivy]

marad ne diya h kamar me darad dabaane wala koi nahi

[tiny night]

Ajao yahan

[south wasp]

Mere sv aaja

[tiny night]

2 min susu krke pani bharke aha

[topaz drift]

[south wasp]

Ok

[viscid ivy]

kya re lode

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

shampoo kiya?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[topaz drift]

bklode

[viscid ivy]

sala hm aaj shaam m nahaye pura

maza agaya

[topaz drift]

3 bar kiya

[viscid ivy]

behenchod

40 min

[viscid ivy]

kuch fark mehsus hua

[topaz drift]

gym se aaya aur 20 min ka shower

bc maja aa gya

[viscid ivy]

matlab normally ek shampoo pe jitna clean hota tha utna hua ki usse zyada hua

[topaz drift]

2 hafte baad nahaya kya ?

[viscid ivy]

true

[topaz drift]

hahaha

[topaz drift]

ha hua to hai

[viscid ivy]

ni shampoo krte h to aaram se nahate gana sunte sunte

[viscid ivy]

haina

skill issue

[topaz drift]

.

[viscid ivy]

baal lambe h mere kaafi

isliye

[topaz drift]

acha betteeeee

[tiny night]

Ajao

[prime zinc]

Bhalo

Nahi

[wraith hound]

@woven swallow @thin talon @clever sorrel

[prime zinc]

Soniyo

O humdum suniyo re

[viscid ivy]

marad ne diya hai kamar me darad dabaane wala koi nahi

sala shaam m sun liye the

tabse dimag m chal rha

💔💔💔

😭😭😭😭😭

madarchod

[pale trellis]

[dense jacinth]

[frosty flame]

fr wassaa

[frosty flame]

[prime zinc]

:hellocutie

[frosty flame]

hi.

any fren?

[maiden kiln]

La la la

Tere naam

Hamne kiya h

Jeevan apna

Saara sanam

[ancient orbit]

@sly cedar

[maiden kiln]

Pyaar bht krte h tumsee

Ishq h tu humara sanam

Gulshan bhi ab toh veer ana lgta h

Har apna hamko beegana lgta h

Ham teri yaadon me khoye tehte h

Log hame pagal deewana kehte h

Tere binaaa ..tere binaaa

Tereeee binaaa ..naa mumkinn h

Zindagi kaaa guzaara sanam

[wanton hull]

kyu nahi ho rahi padhai

[maiden kiln]

Kyu karu me pdhai?

[peak sand]

@sleek otter wassup

@obtuse hamlet

[maiden kiln]

Diddy tera dewar deewana

[peak sand]

[frosty flame]

velli fir aagyi

naam tera dil pe likhaan ne fire

photo teri battue mein laan ne fire

[fervent pawn]

[frosty flame]

banja re mummy mere baalakaan ki tu

roti tere haatha ki yo khaan ne fire

[sleek otter]

Hey man Ssup

[frosty flame]

leke meri kaali kaali car darling

aau mai tere ghr ke bahar darling

[elder spruce]

Hi.

[frosty flame]

gede pure sheher ke dono laavange

kar thoda sa to intezaar darling

shoppinga ka bill tera yaar bharega

kar ke to dekh le tu haan yaar ne

kadmaa mein saara sansaar dharega

[peak sand]

Vc tn??

[sly cedar]

Wassup nose booger

[frosty flame]

ke naam tera dil pe likhaan ne fire

[ancient orbit]

Aagyi aap

[frosty flame]

photo teri battue mein laan ne fire

hafim jaisa chhora rang pakka daarling

tanne bhi badhai hai global warming

[sly cedar]

Yess good morning

[honest island]

[ancient orbit]

Ab kya plan

[frosty flame]

ye koi time h

[sly cedar]

Tera kya plan hai

[frosty flame]

aww

[ancient orbit]

Vc krne ka plan hai aapke saath

[sly cedar]

Eww*

[ancient orbit]

Dusra nakul aagya

[frosty flame]

kon kutte ka bacha react kiya

[honest island]

ek novel pdhri thi

[frosty flame]

noooo, awww

[honest island]

last yr shuru kari thi

[frosty flame]

bruh

[viscid ivy]

theeke yaar💔

[sly cedar]

[frosty flame]

abhi tk khtm ni kri

[viscid ivy]

Dost dost na raha💔💔

[frosty flame]

tu thi

lurker

[viscid ivy]

💔💔

[ancient orbit]

Aaoge?

[frosty flame]

apni chat m reh na

[viscid ivy]

Ye desi kya crazy simp hai

[frosty flame]

betaa jiiiii

[ancient orbit]

[frosty flame]

tu bhi kam nahi hai

[ancient orbit]

Blue ke saath meri vc har weeknd fics rehti hai

[robust wyvern]

[viscid ivy]

[robust wyvern]

So cute you two

[sly cedar]

[frosty flame]

i ship u guys

[sly cedar]

Kaun fix kar raha

[viscid ivy]

I don't

[sly cedar]

Yuck

[ancient orbit]

[frosty flame]

tu thodi ship kregi

[ancient orbit]

Dikhaa dun?

[frosty flame]

[ancient orbit]

Dm

[sly cedar]

Dikhaiyo

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Nhi dikhaunga

[robust wyvern]

Ohho dm shm 😝

[ancient orbit]

Meneki fics bas?

[sleek otter]

Dekhte h thoda jaldi souga aaj

[robust wyvern]

@silver heath

[frosty flame]

desi ki harkatein leak hojayegi agr dikha diya to

[sly cedar]

Exist kregi to dikhaega na

[ancient orbit]

[frosty flame]

jao uss chat mein, wait krra hoga bechara

[robust wyvern]

Desi files

[ancient orbit]

Ye blue fas jaaegi kisi din

[frosty flame]

😭

[ancient orbit]

Itna lure krti hai

[sly cedar]

Wdym

[ancient orbit]

[sly cedar]

Mai creep nahi hu

Teri tarah

[ancient orbit]

Regaebait krti hai ye blue

[robust wyvern]

@sly cedar suno

[ancient orbit]

[sly cedar]

Sunao

[ancient orbit]

Vc aao

[frosty flame]

kaise miya biwi ki tarah nok jhok krre

[robust wyvern]

How's your knee how's your knee how's your knee how's your knee

[sly cedar]

[sly cedar]

[robust wyvern]

They are

[sly cedar]

Still dk this meme

[robust wyvern]

Rukk

Ruko

[frosty flame]

ek mundari da paini chahidi vichole di

[sly cedar]

Balle balle

[frosty flame]

shava shava

[ancient orbit]

Secs secs

[sly cedar]

Koi tea hai?

Tabhi aaungi

Tem nhi waste krna

[ancient orbit]

Aisa hai kya

Mt aao fir

I am good

[peak sand]

Ohh accha accha

[frosty flame]

waaoo desi being fake non chalant

[ancient orbit]

Jainwin hun

Nhi karaana inka time waste

[frosty flame]

🧄

[ancient orbit]

Ab tea deni bhi thi

To bhi nhi deni ab

Good for you

[sly cedar]

Abey

[robust wyvern]

Lehsun

[sly cedar]

Oh

[frosty flame]

sunaa

[sly cedar]

Sun meri baat

[frosty flame]

🍿

[ancient orbit]

Bolte raho

[robust wyvern]

🧄

[ancient orbit]

Ye dikkat or cool sunn lenge

[frosty flame]

1.5 bje non chalant bnra, 2 bje khud tag krega vapis

[sly cedar]

[ancient orbit]

Inka sunaao

[robust wyvern]

So cute you two

[sly cedar]

Kitna chota baccha hai ye

[frosty flame]

[robust wyvern]

Bohot Chhota

[frosty flame]

professor aagyi

[robust wyvern]

[ancient orbit]

Mai bas aapka time waste nhi karunga abse

[long pumice]

Bhai mai logo ko ghost krdeti hu jhut bolti multiple personality hai meri har chijon m jhut bolti aaj tk maine sach nahi bola

[frosty flame]

my bad*

[long pumice]

[sly cedar]

[robust wyvern]

Mai bas

Bas"

Wtf

[long pumice]

Mai khud se bhi jhut bolti

[sly cedar]

😭 😭

[long pumice]

Mai logo ko face nai kr paati

[frosty flame]

professor se bhi jhuth

[frosty flame]

wtf

[ancient orbit]

My bad I never imagined youll say its a time waste

[sly cedar]

Same

[sly cedar]

Brother chill

[long pumice]

Bhai legit mereko pata chal raha ki mai hi chutiya hu

Phuck bhai

[robust wyvern]

😭😭 thukraake mera pyaaar

[long pumice]

[robust wyvern]

Mera intekaam dekhegi

[frosty flame]

thukra ke mera pyaar mera stipend se salary ka conversion dekhegi - desi

[long pumice]

Aur han mai choti choti baaton m bhi jhut bolti jaise agr mereko koi kuch puche toh mai jhut hi bolungi

Itne ache se jhut bolti hu ki log vishwas krlete

[viscid ivy]

Ias officer 2027 🔥🔥🔥

[long pumice]

Mereko bholi smjhte

Bhai mereko lgta tha ki sab kharab hai

[sly cedar]

Yaar ek minute

[long pumice]

Ab pata chal raha hai apun hi chodu hai

[sly cedar]

Meltdown hora hai kisi ka

[robust wyvern]

Desi bhi wo wali reel bnayega

Don't call me sattu I am an IAS officer

[sly cedar]

Haan fir kya hua

[frosty flame]

@ancient orbit ka

yesss

[long pumice]

[frosty flame]

idhr bhi bechara second option reh gya

[ancient orbit]

Guys aap tea do blue ko warna time waste hojaaega inka

[frosty flame]

[long pumice]

Maine khud ko jhut bola ki mai professor se pyar krti hu delusional m hu love wali feeling imagine Krna chah rhi thi toh khud se jhut boldi ab pata lag raha khud s m jhut bolti thi

[frosty flame]

i am team desi

[robust wyvern]

Desi k periods chlre h

[long pumice]

[sly cedar]

I am team blue

[long pumice]

Mai sabse jhut bolti hu

[robust wyvern]

I am team blesi

[sly cedar]

One man army

[long pumice]

Mujhe koi call lgaya hai mai uthati nai

[frosty flame]

😭

[long pumice]

Uthati hu toh jhut bolri

[frosty flame]

i am team blue jesus

[long pumice]

Khane m ky khaya vo bhi jhut bolti

Matlab bhai

Mai fake hu kya

[sly cedar]

Mai bhi yaar

[robust wyvern]

Ambedkar ka jesus

Jai bhim

[sly cedar]

Im a compulsive liar fr

[long pumice]

Matlab bhai sbke samne alg personality

[robust wyvern]

I am just a liar

[frosty flame]

jeffrey dahmer ki pfp ke saath, suit bhi krri h ye line

[ember zealot]

Hi

[mental kayak]

@balmy pulsar day 3 of tagging

[long pumice]

Matlab mai apne ghr walo ko bhi pyar nahi krti

[uncut bronze]

True

[mental kayak]

reply bro

[long pumice]

Abee chii bhai

Kaisi si hu m

[sly cedar]

@ancient orbit idhar aao

[robust wyvern]

Tu toh loda lele na mera

[ember zealot]

[long pumice]

Ghr p bhi rhti toh bolte rhti tum log k saath last tk nai rhna hai shadi krke chale jaunhi

[ember zealot]

@crisp hamlet

[long pumice]

Shadi k baad pati k murder krke uska maans kha jaungi

[robust wyvern]

Nunneshwar sab theek hojayega jo bhi hai

[long pumice]

[uncut bronze]

Kyu lelu

[sly cedar]

Ye nhi theek hota

[robust wyvern]

Gay hai tu isliye

[long pumice]

Mai bhag jati hu sbse

[ancient orbit]

What?

[uncut bronze]

Nai me to nai hu

[long pumice]

Escape krte krte unhi logo k saamne agyi toh mera kya hoga

[robust wyvern]

Mujhe toh pta bhi nhi h kya hua hai? Btao short mein

[sly cedar]

Ki hoya

[mental kayak]

oh shit wrong samay

[long pumice]

India m nai rhungi

[robust wyvern]

Ok soja fir

[frosty flame]

what? with a single question mark

[long pumice]

Baad m

[frosty flame]

someone is angry

[ember zealot]

Yr idhar koe female nahi hai kya

[uncut bronze]

Tyaari Krle ladle bund lgne vali h

[robust wyvern]

Ab blue desi ko mnayegi...so cute 😝😝🤣

[robust wyvern]

Shhh

[mental kayak]

hm

[sly cedar]

Arre wo compulsive liar hai
Harr baat jhoot bolta hai
Hrr bande ke liye alag personality

[long pumice]

India m rhungi toh Mereko ye saale log jail bhej denge

🎀

[ancient orbit]

Kuch nhi you just pmo with that line

[ember zealot]

Kyu

[long pumice]

Pata nai yawwr

Mai sbko ghost krdeti hu

[frosty flame]

cant focus between blabla and blue jesus

[long pumice]

Mere andar himmat nai h logo ko face krne ki

[frosty flame]

[robust wyvern]

Fix toh ho hi skta h

[frosty flame]

dono mast tea chlri

[sly cedar]

Fr? I’m sorry

[robust wyvern]

Tea lene aayi thi blue khud hi tea bna di

[sly cedar]

Nahi nahi hota

[ember zealot]

Mai jara hu ganja pine bye

[long pumice]

Dekh bhai

Mai chutiya hu

[robust wyvern]

Oh aap kehre ho toh nhi hota hoga 😊

[uncut bronze]

Susu aagyi 🥲

[robust wyvern]

Ja krke aa fir

[sly cedar]

Yes kyuki mai khud fix krna chahti hu ye

[long pumice]

Mereko vo bol raha tha ki merepe case krega mai useh mental torcher ki

[robust wyvern]

Aap bhi compulsive liar ho?

[sly cedar]

@ancient orbit say AAAA

[uncut bronze]

Man ni h

[long pumice]

Are bhai mai khud mental hu tujhe kya mental torcher kregi m

[ember zealot]

Tumhara ebf?

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Nah

[sly cedar]

Kaun?

[long pumice]

Abhi toh mujhe human flesh khana h ek baar life m

[ember zealot]

Then koun?

[long pumice]

Ex

[frosty flame]

professor ex bngya?

waaaa

[sly cedar]

Mere ghr ke pass ek ladki hai usko contact karo

[long pumice]

Nahi ek bewda tha

[ember zealot]

Bro tu 13 saal ki he kya

[robust wyvern]

Professor aur ex?

[long pumice]

[robust wyvern]

Ek hi?

[uncut bronze]

Nai yar ye ganda h

[frosty flame]

ohhprofessor still in game?

[long pumice]

[long pumice]

Han

Professor abhi current hai

[frosty flame]

good

[long pumice]

[sly cedar]

@ancient orbit toilet banne layak bhi nahi hai kya ab🥺

[long pumice]

Bhai mai

[ember zealot]

Professor ko date kar rahi he tu?

[long pumice]

[sly cedar]

Yaar yuh kaha gaya

[long pumice]

han

[sly cedar]

Oye

[uncut bronze]

@ancient orbit kya mtlb aapki shkl toilet jsi h 🥺

[ember zealot]

nice

[long pumice]

[robust wyvern]

Para likh raha hai desi

[ancient orbit]

I am not angry 😭 I was just tilted at that moment I m great now

[ember zealot]

bro mujhe dedo rose

Kisi ne nahi diya

[robust wyvern]

I m great now

😭

[ember zealot]

Gf he?

[uncut bronze]

Greatest

Goat of goatasss

[robust wyvern]

Nhi mai gay hoon

[sly cedar]

Aww pagli sisso

[frosty flame]

13 min mein mood swings khtm

bruhh

[long pumice]

Rose day ki mkccccc bhai rose day ki jgh cannaabilllsss day banao insaani maans ko kaat kr useh gulab se saja kr paka kr khaynege

[ember zealot]

Ew

[long pumice]

[robust wyvern]

Mera boyfriend hai

[ember zealot]

Who

Asked

[long pumice]

Yawwrrrr mere naak k paas pimple hogaya

Dard hora

[robust wyvern]

@ember zealot

[ember zealot]

Shut

The

[long pumice]

Bhai mai chutiya hu kya

[ember zealot]

Fuck

[long pumice]

[ember zealot]

Up

[sly cedar]

Yaar i have a list
Unn logo se diet shuru karo apni

[ember zealot]

nahi

[frosty flame]

[robust wyvern]

Okay priyanshu sakpal

[long pumice]

okie

[ember zealot]

wanna play csgo?

[frosty flame]

[ancient orbit]

kya sunna chahte ho?

[robust wyvern]

No shut the fuck up

[long pumice]

Yawwrrr mai jaari sone kal Sunday outing hai

[ember zealot]

bend over

[long pumice]

Jaungi biryani pelungi

[frosty flame]

prof ke saath?

[long pumice]

Byee chat

[ancient orbit]

jesa bhi hun aapka hun

[sly cedar]

Attention seek kar rahi hu

[long pumice]

Nahi

[sly cedar]

Ew

[frosty flame]

cheating on him

[long pumice]

Good ninni

[robust wyvern]

Desi ne krlia fold

[ancient orbit]

Aapki seat ban jaaun?

[long pumice]

Nahi muskan k saat jaungi

[limpid frigate]

Every sinner has a future

[long pumice]

[frosty flame]

kya muskan cute h?

[limpid frigate]

Every saint has a past

[long pumice]

Ha. But uska Banda hai

[ember zealot]

Okay?

[limpid frigate]

Muskan to meri

[long pumice]

[limpid frigate]

Dsa ki

[sly cedar]

Toilet seat?

[frosty flame]

kya uska bnda chutiya dikhta h?

[limpid frigate]

Teacher ka

Naam hai

[ember zealot]

Mujhe koi dedo

[robust wyvern]

Toilet seat bna loge mtlb aap usko? 😭

[limpid frigate]

Yuhh

[frosty flame]

😭

[robust wyvern]

😭😭😭

[frosty flame]

ohh hell naww

[ember zealot]

agar

[sly cedar]

[ember zealot]

Tanmay bhatt idhar aa gaya toh chat me

[limpid frigate]

Hmm

[frosty flame]

dis couple is wild man

[sly cedar]

😭 😭

[ember zealot]

aur samay Raina bhi

[limpid frigate]

Achha

[robust wyvern]

Kin ky kapal

[limpid frigate]

Kin to family hoti hai

[robust wyvern]

Toilet kin k

[limpid frigate]

Close

[ancient orbit]

[frosty flame]

[limpid frigate]

Aage to bol

[robust wyvern]

No

[frosty flame]

bhdwee ne mna b ni kra

[sly cedar]

Yaar pls bura maan jaaya kar loduchand

Dekh inn log ko

[frosty flame]

he's ready to be toilet seat

[robust wyvern]

Loduchand

[frosty flame]

[robust wyvern]

😊

[limpid frigate]

Likhte hue net chala gya uska

[ancient orbit]

They know me i dont hesitate

I am peak galeech and neech and besharam

[sly cedar]

Bohot gandi reputation hai

[frosty flame]

ldki ko raazi krne ke liye uski tatti b khalega ye

[robust wyvern]

Reputation hi nhi h

[sly cedar]

[ancient orbit]

Bkld

[robust wyvern]

Wtf ronaldo

[limpid frigate]

Wah

[robust wyvern]

[ancient orbit]

[frosty flame]

bhai usne toilet seat ko mna ni kra

[ancient orbit]

Ye dikkat ko pilaaunga boba tea

[sly cedar]

Yaar meri tatti discuss mat karo na

[robust wyvern]

Apne boba ki?

[frosty flame]

mai kya kru

[ancient orbit]

Yes

[ember zealot]

Mujhe laga @ancient orbit ek boy he

[frosty flame]

sorrii

[limpid frigate]

Boy hi h

[robust wyvern]

So cute you three

[ember zealot]

Shit yr

[elder spruce]

[limpid frigate]

Riceman

[ancient orbit]

I am lesbian

[sly cedar]

Dikkat aap single ho?

[ember zealot]

[limpid frigate]

Aage bol

[robust wyvern]

Dikkat bohot single hai

[frosty flame]

aapne iske periods ni dekhe 20min pehle?

[elder spruce]

Mujhe nhi hai koi dikkat

[frosty flame]

no way he is boy

[sly cedar]

Aur aap?

[elder spruce]

Main ghumu scootiyo mein

[frosty flame]

bsdk

[ancient orbit]

Dikkat janam se single hai

[frosty flame]

😭

[ember zealot]

Nahi

[robust wyvern]

Nhi mai toh nhi hu

[elder spruce]

Hai dilli Mera Ghar it's lit up

[ember zealot]

Mai bhi

[limpid frigate]

Achha

[ancient orbit]

Iski mummy ne bhi isko touch nhi kiya

[frosty flame]

bohot single kya hota 😭😭😭

[sly cedar]

Who’s the lucky man?

[ember zealot]

Lol

[ancient orbit]

He is very single

[robust wyvern]

😭😭😭😭😭

[sly cedar]

😭😭 pls

[frosty flame]

teri to abb bhi krti hogi teko😭

[ancient orbit]

[robust wyvern]

Bhai ye bhdiya tha 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[ember zealot]

Iski mummy iske saath chua chuht karti hai

[robust wyvern]

He's someone 😊😊☝️

[sly cedar]

Dikkat is single

[ember zealot]

I'm single too btw

[robust wyvern]

I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend alredy

Already

[frosty flame]

and very much straight

[robust wyvern]

Aaj sapling glt ho rhe hain

[sly cedar]

Shit

[ember zealot]

Wake up bro

Stop dreaming

[robust wyvern]

Ye riceman ko lgta hai isse koi baat krega

[frosty flame]

😭

[sly cedar]

Aap open relationship me ho ya cheat kar rahe?

[robust wyvern]

priyanshu sakpal

[sly cedar]

Who tf is that

[frosty flame]

uski bandi hi uska banda hai

[robust wyvern]

Riceman

[sly cedar]

[robust wyvern]

I prefer not to answer this

[ember zealot]

Chup gendu

[sly cedar]

Pls answer

[robust wyvern]

Priyanshu sakpal sounds like a slur

[sly cedar]

I will judge you

[robust wyvern]

Obviously cheating can't have an open relationship 😔

Pls judge me

And rate me out of 10

[ember zealot]

[sly cedar]

Minus

[silver heath]

hey

[silver heath]

u're a 10 for me

[robust wyvern]

I am in a one sided relationship with a girl who doesn't know this info yet . Now rate me out of 10

[robust wyvern]

Loveyou

[robust wyvern]

How u doin

[silver heath]

minus is an operator and not a real number

opinion rejected

[sleek otter]

@stoic mountain kya type karri h itni der se

[sly cedar]

Yuh

[ancient orbit]

Yuh

[silver heath]

i am good...

Yuh

[sly cedar]

That’s sad

[frosty flame]

aww miya biwi ka text b same hai