#general-chat
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Bulaya hai kya usne?
Chutya 👎

Aur mai 16 ka hoon wese bhi
Chutya

Chutya 👎🚫❌
Chutiya***
Wait*
Bhej
school fren ke sath
abe vo to bula rha ye week
तू मेरी अधूरी प्यास प्यास तू आ गई मन को रास रास
अब तो तू आजा पास, है गुजारिश
Kidhar?
Marksheet bhej di
Chii yaar kaise khaaya
Nhi khaaye 😝
Kiss subject ki theory me 36 aaye?
Badiyaa😭
🥺
Ki?
Fullmetal alchemist dekhi hai aapne?
No but its goated

Goated
Why ts have 9+ rating

Dont make fun of my blue 
Idk maine nahi dekhi but jisne bhi bola dekhne ko wo to tareef karte
Mai toh unke favour me bolra

IT out of 40 hota h voh 60 ka practical
Relax babu
Baki me
Bhej di dm bkl
Yawr
I think my brain is addicted to reels 1 min se jyada focus kr hi nhi paata
Why do you have to lie to me
Okay yawr
Ok minor
School lun hai
Tumhara
btaungi tujhe

im not even lying
Bkl pure gwalior m voh ek hi school h aur har district m ek hi hota hai

Yes you're
you think i would?
Humare walle paise deke gull marks dete hai 0 attendance

Bsdk dummy nai h

dont tell me what i feel
Still
You never know if he is this much rizzy
Mai kv aur nvs me pdha hu waha bhi same system tha

does has?
But I can't neglect the truth like that
gawar kahika
abe jaa

har baar fingers slip hoti?
you dont even know the truth
Tell me then
gand m dum hai to aaj jake baat cheet kr
Thats what she said
alr did

Aaj nhi jaara mai
aagya line pe
Then why did you say I don't know it
just accept it goddamn it
chakka nai bolungi tujhe


Tell me the truth goddamn it
😭
Chal fir
that i missed u
(but me fir bhi chakka bulaungi)
Arpita di 
ik u did
Wut us thus
ye chomu singh
😭😭

Londe kitna gir skte hai
ADHD
Just to get laid
Agreed.
🥺
abe sarcasm me bolta h chutiye
Ik chapri

meri therapist ban jaao
Abhi tak same pfp

Kon hai chomu singh?

Puraani id ya banned id ka naam bataa
Did you eat
i had pav bhaji
did u
regs nhi h
regs ki id alag h
Wow
I had what rice and aloo ki sabzi
Tu afford nahi kar skta yawr
aaj off hai?
Saturday hai
I'm myself
bet?
vc aa raat ko
Mr chomu


Arpita di itne dino baad
I am different
Dekhta hu agr tab tak mera kaam khatam ho jata hai toh
Par I'll take some time out for u
gaali khayga tez

Aaj Kal online ni hoti
abe ye kon h
I'll gaali back

Chussiah?
kitna kam dete h ye log
Me Mr chomu
Arpita di?

This is the final evaluation track
I need to give in my all in this
Otherwise they'll send me back
ha tu
Abhi tk kese chalra hai evaluation?
If i make it past this track then it'll be go longer till march
Or else its over already 
Thoda kammez se
Okayish
Kaha Ana hai
Abey oye
Ni tu ni
itna edge pe kyu rkhte h


Ucchal mt
Usne muje invite kiya hai 
jana lavde
Cuz for them clearing out 4 rounds of interview wasn't enough
They wanna filter out those candidates as well now

Kya baat hori hai
Internship period mei hi filter out krte jaynge
Arey bhayi
Filter out krdiya fir kya internship
Tf is this company
Did you mean proactive
Ye mnc ke bade nakhre hai bc

True
Aadmi ki ek baar internship lag jaaye to chill.hojaata hai ki chalo pese to milenge
Ye to usme bhi jeene nhi de rahe
bhen ke lodo
kya haal chal
No frens 
Hi aalu

rota hi rehta h kya
yeh meko kaise pta hoga

Mai kab roya

Helluu
Dik cut
Exams mein dc kaise khol liya
Hurr
mala pan maahit
hogya
Mai to yahi hu
Wasssupp
mi amigo
Bta kab roya tha last
@low kestrel @wanton hull @ancient orbit mere aate hi bhaag jaate ho dallo
aaj hi naa

Btade
Sab apne hi h idhr
Aur ye lal singh choda hai

hii
Bhen ka lavda kon hai bhosdiwala
Eh
.
Hatemaxxing
The act of intensely rooting against a person, team, organisation or entity out of sheer dislike, deriving satisfaction from their failures.
WOTD
Yeh sup wup kya hota hai
pagl
Jab dekho yahi
dusra ghar
Kya dusra Ghar
Hein
kuch ko digital bnane hote hai
khudka jaise bda productive day jarha hai
Poocha tha maine 😡
Abe
😹🫵
Kab dikha
hi hlo sup kya nind mai hogye
Haa? 🥺
ek pagl likha tha maine bhi
no
Ek pagal ke baad ruki bhi toh ni
Rude 💔
tu ruk gya kya😡
thanks
Gussa matt dila mujhe
kab sikhega
Breaker
bot gussa aata hai tujhe😡
Breaker toh wo-
wo... haan aaghe
Sahi time aane pe
happy sachurday btw
Kab tak yahi karta rahunga
sahi time ni hota
Ab mujhe bada ho jana chahiye koi acha sa din dekh kar
haan
Kaafi jyada
aaj hi hoja fir
Ain none happy bout it 💔
aata rahe fir tan ham ka kara 😹
Ni aaj subh muhurat ni ha
rota reh chal
Abe oye 😡
konse pandit se pucha
Rone wali toh koi baat ni thi
happy ni hota to rone wali hi baat hoti hai
Panditon ki kon sunta hai
abe kya 😅
Mujhe jo feel ho wahi sach hai
Hi
Coffee peene ka Mann kar gya
🥶 sahi din kaise feel krta hai tu
vansh jain
Nahi chup chaap bhi toh bhaith skte hai
ye vansh voi hai kya jo mai soch rhi hu
Pit jaegi
What?
chup chap kaha betha jata hai terse
Sahi din bhi kuch jyada ni karta bas acha feel karta hu
what kon bolta hai bhai
ewno
Woh bhi hai
Vansh jain
achaa
muhrat nikal fir
@lunar matrix Mentioned
what?

kardia ladki ko mention
Ni nikal rha
Whay 🗣️
Tune kiya tha
whey protein
literally mention thodi kiya tha
Haa matlab maine kab kaha literally karri
Abe?😡
fir tune kyu kiya pagl
No 👎 aaj to mast sarr dard hora boriyat se
aw ye kitni cute hai🥺
Meri marzi mai 🤡 hu
agreed
Hein kise kaha aise 😭
achiyaa genz ki 14 ho aap mtlb
Jyada agree matt kar
😓 kisi insaan ko ni kaha but game character and sum actresses
ni to kya🤬
Abe oye game character aur actress ko cute bolna isn't simping 😡
achaaa 😹😹😹😹
😹😹😹😹😹
Kya hi kar lunga 😔
fir wo kya hota hai
hanto chupra

Pata ni yaar simping toh ni hota
Oka
acha yar ok yar ni ho aap simp
mne to bola hi tha
par tu hai
par nhi hai
Phir contradict kyu karri
Abe
Abe
😹😹😹
Simp paradox
Gulshan bhi ab toh viraana lgta h
shoza chal

muze bot zruri kam se
Schrodinger's simp hu ma

Har apna hamko begaana lgta h
ye ky hotae
Hi rae
Ham teri yaadon me khoye rehte h
mere aate hi rae gaaliya kyu dene lagti hai?
kuch to baat hogi tujme
That explains alot
Yeh woh hota hai jo tu Google kar skti hai
Rae salmon bhai tho ni
dulhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai?

quite a lot, mai to ata bhi bahut kam hu
Tho ni
Ye kaunsa remix h ab 
Raemond's
Dho ni
tu explain kar jab tune bola to
Raeland
Rerori
Dhu-ran-dhar ❌ Su-r-ya ✅
Mai chat me ni likhra itna Sara
possibility mat nikal ab
ok thanks
@tame trout kr pfp me h bhi deer
yahi song ni hai kya?
Noi 
Jaa na bhot zaruri kaam se sona tha na tujhe
uree fir konsa
no
🤣
Rae is tomboy
Let me listen and write

sona tha kab kaha
Haryanaboy*
okaay
Haryanvi chori
Phir shozo shozo kya karri thi
ye bhen ka lavda kon hai itna bajrha hai
Bhen ka lavda ha
Rae sach batao aap adopted ho na
Gulshan bhi ab toh wirana lgta h
tumhe shone ke liye bolrhi thi
Har apna hamko Begaana lgta h
Mai toh shoke uthga
hahahaha
ye le tere laughs 3D print krake gand mai dal le apni
ureee
Zindagi ka guzzara sanam
streams dekla fir 

Gaam khalna jara
Bc kuch bhi
@rose quartz kya re lode maza aa rh h
bye yar kello
@frozen dew is the one
kon hai ye
Prav h
Kello ew
muze ni kera 
achaa
Kellogg's chocos
acha beta
Ab toh saansen teri Maala zapti h
my 🛏️
Ary mtlb 😅
Hahahahahaha ye le teri hasi copy paste krle notes m baad m nhi hasunga
my 🛏️
Acha
ary mallab 😅
Our little remedian
😹😹
Sorry
Arae
Eww
aisa marugi naaaa
Ewno
bye chat🤬
ewno reverse 🤬
Ewno keep it
Rae aaj Kal gusse me dikh rhi hai
game khella
Codenames
#noticers
Valentines ni mila kya
😭😭😭😭
Khel rha hu na itna kya hai 😡

🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😭😭
Sab itzarugod dekhte h kya
Agla mod ye hi banega
Kitni hassi aa rhi ise
hanto khel le fir 😡 chat kyu krrha hai

Meri marzi mai chat karte hue khelu 😡
teri awaz sunai degyi 😹😹🤣
what?
Kaali coffee
Lmao wtf
Who are u?
out ho jayega hmse mat khaio
Bhen ka lavda teri biwi to kisi insta gc m intro de rhi hogi
what?
Ishara coffee
Ni hora out iic worldcup ni khel rha
#noticers
#bhgg ja
😅 acha theke fir to good
😅 :dhamakedarexit:
Yess gud
Copied
Abe tune meri boli har cheez kaise start kar di
Jhooti
Sara credit kha jati hai honey singh
👄
sabka credit le lega
Itna gussa kyu ara
generic hai
Bas copy karwa lo
Hey
Mujhe aag baboola karwa ke maanegi
Haan par kyu
Mere jitna ni aa skta
bye yaar
Hahahhhah
Pakka iske periods aagaye hai
Aagya behnka loda naam badal ke firse
Ek dost dhundtaaa hu meeeeee
Gc se gayab hora hu
Iski biwi to abhi padhi hogi periods m bed p ye sala baal majdoori karta hai petrolpump p
1 blocked msg
Chal unblock kr dia

Periods hote h tereko
Naam badalta rehta h
Rae she hai
Surname badal ke dekh
Raeeeee missteriiooooooo
Onlyfans bnd krna pdega fir 💔


Iska to onlyfan account bhi onlyfans p hi hota hai
Onlyfap

Onlyfriends
Pehli ladki Muthal dekhi h mene
That hurts
Dekh dekh dekh

👀
✌️
Snapdragon 8 elite gen 5 💔
Kya bak rhe ho madarxhod
Copied
Majdoori
Pakad bkl pkd bsdk
Majburi
Pkd mdrc
Ab kya memes copy ni honge
Toh child labour illegal kyu
Pakad madarchod pakd bkl
Ted ne kaha lagta hai
Memes public property hai
+1
Memes are for everyone comrade.
Epstein kaam kar rh h use legal krne m
😔😔✋
It's not my meme it's our meme
With @mossy relic
Full sumpot 
Fotos dekhe new wale?
Lode me bhujyam
No
😆
Bitch ka line bhul gaye
Me see no gandi cheezein 
Abey sab covered h
Apki mom hoti toh 
Not interested
What if scenario m nhi jeeta m
Victim card
🫴
That's called being a sc/st
🥀


Sorry 😔
Sorry mera hai
Sury darling sury darling
@tidal crag
Surae darling surae darling
Valentine week
Patent h
Tera to bf hoga
Koi mili karthik
Ladkiyan to by choice single hoti h
M interested nhi hoon kisi ladki m
Ni
Rose
Ek mutthi duniya se chutti 💔
hellu
7 din non stop
Snapdragon 8 elite gen 5💔
Subha ho ya sham
Dab dab dab💪
Mera ladkiyo se interest hi hatt rh hai ab
Chip ka update aarha h
No crush
Uska charging port chodda krdo
Ghumne nikal jaa kahi
itni to jagah h tere paas
Abey fr ladkiyan bahut bekaar hoti h
Extreme hoti h
Gays*
Abey ese ni hota
you alivee
wotd nahi…woty
Sab ek jese ni hoti
Ya to ekdum love dovy ya fir ekdum doorrr
Hoti u


No love at 17
Heating problem aajayegi
My moto
Ig you should explore more
No love till 20
@low kestrel dukkar saale
Koi ni thanda krdenge 
Lund explore krega mera bahut viens h
Spelling khud theek krle

Kya mtlab bday 29 Feb ko bday aata h 💔
26/08
ruk abhi mutthi band karke check krta hoon kitne din hote h February m

I thought kehra h hilana bnd krke calendar khol ke check krke aarha h 💔
Nahi voh muthi wala method bachpan m seekha th jo

Up down up down
Haa wo merko baad me smjh aaya 😂

Mob land dekh ke aaya
Bhai voh universal h yr 17 saal se same method
Wtf
No update

No error
Ik ik
Ye kya h
Harsh gujral ka new special dekha kise ne
Haan 5 min dekha
Ravina tandon ayi thi dekhe

Billimachli?
Pehle ek aur prenana ayi thi muje laga same h
Voh catfish th

Hmm alt hoga
Gaali dedo
Ye kaunsa chodbhangra tha
😂
Baap ka bhosda teri
Maa ka land
Baap ki gand se nikla h tu
Justice for bhaikebable 💔

Ayyyy karan singh boomer
No ham cuhte se nikalte hai

Kese bol rh h apni maa ke baare me chii

Teri mummy ka only fan card bhi h
Bc paani perra tha
#Chowkdii
Choke kr gyi
Yess alive only
how are you
Choke me daddy
Translated to Hindi
Papa mera gala daba do
Choke toh cooker me bhi lgate h

Hi
Chal bhai tu jeet gaya
Chii yr
I'm cutest smilest mundaest
Me toh activa ko Choke krta hu 💔
Tu thodi hara lega muje
Abhi mood ni hai fir kabhi beta
Jupiter ke baad sabse bada uranus hi hai
Maja aa rh h ya mai hi thak rh hoon

Bc iske 50 % jokes copy hote hai
Catfish
Ye to Mera h bhi ni
yaar mai private room dhundhra rehn naal

Bada Comedian Banega tho hame bhul mat jana 
Lamp 🪔 delivery


thode der pehle naam badal ke aaya than
Voh Mera frnd use karrha tha
Arre oo im literally 42 tf you on about?? I just like to be informed and reformed

😭
sybua
nga
ts aint tuff
42 and still hustling
hell naah
It is it is
💪🏻
retirement planning karo


Hello hello
asexual or wot
Helluuu
Nahi krne matlab nahi karne
Kolkata m raid pad gyai ffmic ke qualifiers the
No i just don’t like human babies
😝 pr chote bacche to cute hote
Animal babies i loveee
baby girls
oops
especially
eww
Tera bhi naam tha kya
cant understand wut they sayin
Epstein list me
@agile steeple

Ye tumhari wali nhi h shyad
yes i was the pasta there
Kaisaa haiii
abey lodu , kya bkte rehta hai
pizza and pasta

NOOO😭😭
Tumhari prenama nai h ye

Shyad
bill gates touched me
abey woh prerana ko janta bhi nahi hu ,
Fuckk off bhai we should not joke about this

Fir bi
Sybau
han toh mereko usse kya jod raha
Youu
🥺

Tumhari wifu thi voh
When you said you like baby girls
what is this mood swings


dekh bache , woh behen hai mere liye ... balki usko toh ted pasand tha ...
ghumne nhi gye?
@golden agate tumhara naam aa rh h prenana files m
Next minute im the shitt
Nahi yaar kal jaungi aaj kaam aagya
tereko ss bhi deta hu , woh mereko jo bheji
kya kaam?
Wtf
No im THE shittt
aur bata aaj ka class hua tera ?
Bakery urgent order
Classes hoti nhi ab
are you a aunty blue ji ?
Same day delivery
aaram se nikalne waali ya pressure waali?
Yes babe

Bas jeevit hu mai bhi
dayumm you making it rn?
Tere muh pe ulti kardungi
aagya line par…khane ka kya krega
Abey ye kon new hai
Yess
thats not shit 
Abey tu new h
jeez share the process
M bi
You want shit on your face you psycho



