#general-chat
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Wifi nhi
limited kaise hai
bas behen ko thoda data dena hai
π«΅ 
19 ka aata hai
nahiii isiliyee toh zyaada nahi aati
ghar pe nahi hu
Phone 5G nhi hai?
chal chal mujhe mt bataa kyu nhi aati
yaha nahi aata 5G
i live in a gaav now

kyaa
Gaav bolte huye
tujhe nahi pata kya ye
postpaid plans

Sharam nhi aati?
ye kya hota hai
Teri or bangalan ki beef settle hogi

Aaj raat
bhaiii city mai nahi hai
10km dur hai waha se
rishi tulaaa kahi tari sanguuuuu
khikhikhikhi
Swiggy zomato aata hai na bas
ouch???
haan lekin blinkit zepto nahi

tune theka le rakha hai
Bete shaam ko dikh jaiyo
Aastik
net bhardena
ke liye tha
Yess you both are closest
Number

de

abhi nahi shaam mai khatam hoga tab karna
@shaurya
I'll tryna sneak bangalan and you in a vc
atta aaik naaa rishiiii
bhosdi mera bhi budday aa rha h
@low kestrel
kuch dede
theek hai
iss gareeb ko
Dukkar Baavlat
Bolo

mai vc mai baat hi na karu toh
u said 20 mins desu
ignore krdia rishi
kab hai
damn
i'll only be there for 20
π€π€ nakko laaz vattiye
3 march
tere yahaa 5g bhi nhi hai kya?
bol toh rahi hu nahi hai
yoissss
kasli laaz!?!
Tsk

jersey dedu kya

heheheheh aastik ni nahi saangitla tula?
Ab tak hori hai ragging 
yess plzzz
teri lore sunne bulaaya hai na tune
full on
@low kestrel ek ferrari yaa argentina ki dede
yessss in very short tho
Meri lore mai dono ko saath me sunaa dunga
Madrid ki dunga 
kay sangitla

hindi mei bol
chalega, dede
Portugal and madrid 
asli waali dena bas
lore sunne ke baad goodnight haina
lun lelo babu
u ain't single anymore
abb dena padega lekin
Away?
hehehhehehhehehehe
Kya be
miss please coordinate mujhe pareshaan krne se kuch nhi hoga
pata hi hai kya batau
ngl, woh orange jersy gandu lgti h tumhari
bsdk pehni padegi
Do you wanna drag arpita into this?
@frank umbra
Coz I gladly can
haan denaa
ek din iss aastik ke gaand mai mendak chhod dungi uss keede ko khaane ke liye jo hai usme
grey wali
Mendak chod dungi
tujhe kaha kiya pareshaannnnn
Sic mundus creatus est
birthday toh mera bhi aara hai
Haa bhau
???? uss tak baat kyu leke ja rha hai
Accha
haan woh sahi h
Ayyyyyyy
mere dms ka
Riskiiiii
reply
My lob
tech ajun kahi nahi zhala
toh dedete
Coz this trio is dearest miss
wtf bhai, gaand mei gudgudi hogya padh ke
Are diya toh 
tu rich hai
ajun kahi karu pn nakkos
@south wasp labu pana pala


messiah
Aam ka season aara hai
Surri bhau kaam me busy hu

tek baccha
Kya be
bkl
iske dada ki
@wanton hull ayy marble pehchana
bhai mai bohot gareeb hu, mai gaand pattad pe ragad ke dhota hu
Kaam dhaam ni hai
Me bewda
ab kaise aagaye
bhai sou maan bhi gayi toh mai active nahi hu abhi and both of them dont even share shit w me now
aur bhai dev kaisa h

tu kaisa h
Theek hu
Kapde dhone daalke aya
You say
Ab weekend bhaunsadi
not even chumma chaati?
apne bf ka number de
hahhaa sat waala kaam
nahi
Aajao mumbai

Adulting is hardπ
fr 
chl rha h bs
Kya chl rha
atleast you cam clear you mistake from your side no? Then all depends on them
areyyy yaarrr tu nahi karat ka makeout
Date pe jaa rha aaj 
Chi

sorry, mai good hu waise


kaha gayab tha bc
kya plans
bhai even the day ts happened woh dono kuch kuch bol rhe thae fomo de rhe thae and it pissed me off ngl that is the reason i did not even try to explain myself
padhai pudhai
u tell
Lunch pe jaa rha
pakadla tulaaaπππ
dinner pe kyu nhi
neet me too time h
tu choti aahes ajun khup
deadpool ko bolna billi yaad kr rha tha
major ahe na pan
Tu bta kaha Jana hai
Abhi padhenge toh rank ayegi πͺ
Chapri
πππππ
Time nhi hai bhai
Peak
Girls aren't a nice creature anyways
+1
wow
Koregaon park leke chalta nanga ho jaunga



Joke
+1
To acha kar leta h
Krdiya demotivate merko

βjustβ major
tu bhi padh babu
FC road
lets go

enough matured
bilkul bhi nahi
Ha kaha jau bta
isko suggest karo
tu bhi
Padhne ke bolne alava Kuch ata h
acche

Places
atta tar nahi karnar mi ajun tyaala sparsh suddha nahi kela but maybe after 3 months

helll nahhh
To puch leti
itna online nhi rehti tu ask krti to bataate bhi wo
3 months nantar trip jaanar aahe ka?
@tawdry canyon
Hiie
Jail
Real id se aao 
maine kaha tha fomo mat do lekin mere saamne hi krrhe thae then i even said ki itna hi hai toh dm mai baat karlo then they kinda acted surprised like oohh yeah ye bhi kar sakte hai like??
mera ghar hai udhar
unfortunately
parents hai
warna
nahiii but close houn jau na amhi
πππ
Bahanchod tum sachme paisa wala hai
Mere din yaad agye muje
yess yess
kya hui
Cash party
itna dimaag nahi chala sakti mai abhi
bata de usko pls
Nostalgia???
Potty hogi soke utha hoon
Mere baap ka hai bhai
gdd

briyani kha le
Tum bhi toh tumhare baap ka hai 
@frank umbra fc road nahiii plssss
Bhaunsadike toh bata na kaha jau
unki property meri nahi hai
Wait hi kar rha tabse
Mumbai aao
atta nakko

arey samay bhai aap yaha
Mene samay ka dc name hi rakh lia th
Fir kisi mod ne mera name
"Change name " rakh dia
Aur tk hfte tak change hi nhi kia
Koi acha gaana recommend krow
Saade date pe mumbai π
tyala jaycha thodya velat
Kolaveri di

Rinkiya ke papa
Ek kaam kar
konha sobat
Sundar ko
Tum unki property ho
Sorry
@dawn panther too many caps
Rehne ka me dekh lunga 
date 
Shi th
meko paisa chaiye
Kaha pe 
π arey fkk bhayi so you really not nonchalant after all thats my sis
Mujhe bhi de Dena aadha

Chutya
agar jaoge toh batao
Alibaug?
gaali deta hai re
Lonavala
ask him to take her to a nice cafe
is
Abhi ke liye nazdik wala bata joh aaj ho sakta

Empty bed >>>>
nice cafe konsa
Like in Pune
??
pimlico is cute
Riski vau π
toh
waha le ja

kuch kar skta tha
Non Chalant kya hota hai
Pune me ek hi ghar hai??
Kaha pe hai yeh?
@frank umbra
Best wala konsa hai?
Han
@median dagger
@dawn panther Aur bata

@frank umbra race weekends are here
Rich peeps
its cute
Very close
Ghud
Ts is not tuff kuki har baar

Kothrud
Yoissss

20 nahi hai data ke liye aur rish
bolo
waah re duniya
vaise
Aston Martin ka comeback lag raha hai
@bold owl
kya bakra hai bey
Erand konsa area hai
Good
sorry kya nahi hai
kothrud hai bhai
yaar aajana vc shaam ko tea deta hun
aisa bolna , aaj coaching nahi hai ?
Are isne hi toh bola
20 rupiya

Yeh area
No test hai
Search
oay
badhiya
u still kids 
kothrud mai hai
sybau
arey

Pimlico Kothrud
Aryan aata hi hoga
rude
Songs<<<Spotify asmr ads
yeah
Bkl abhi tak Spotify p gana sunta h
Okeyy
you can tolerate that
Aur kaha sunte hai yt music?
nahi me toh nazuk hu
Nahi woh chandigarh se hai

bhai waha ka
woh pizza khaana

spelling kya hai bc
Spotify ads >>>>>
Waahhhh
barbeque??
Jab bhi barsaat aaaye

woh waala
Naman Naman .......
Kaccha sukha dunga
haan bbq
Na kami koi khalegi

pizza
Aisa sukha dunga
aur white sauce is mid
Muzze neend ni aati
bc
Toba toba suna kar
Sozzao
kal sunday hai
shaam mai jao

best
π΄π΄
kya karega
6 baje
jaldi soke
chup
Kal sunday hai 
Mere sapno ki rani aane wali nahi hai sadly 
hii 
Is pune diabolical?
@formal topaz
Demn
@wanton hull
Ashwin
abey kisko tag krra


kuki beta masti nahi
Apke piche se tappe bja du 

Tu eww
Hi
koi na
β β
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Toh wapas bja du 
Muje uski pfp kyu ni dhikhti whatsapp ki
Bana banaya set up dia hugg dia tune
Joke marna th



Gay


Mene kya kiya 
mai bhi byebyee


Break up karne ke liye kuch hona bhi chahiye na
Kaiseo yar
Sup
O mainu lut le gya 
hi
ΰ€ΰ€Ύΰ€° ΰ€ΰ€Ύ ΰ€ͺΰ₯ΰ€°ΰ€Ήΰ€Ύΰ€°
F

badhiyaaaa tum batao
badhiya yaar
exams hai kya ?

acha

padho padho yaar
yes
You'll get over it
Aaja we aaaja
Kishore Kumar is such a vibe man π€
Theek hu yaar abhi free hua naha dhoke kapde dhoke
Adulting is hard man π

tujhe koi bula raha
Chess anyone ?
Yes
Ok
flowers per focus karo
Jeet gya mai
flowers
Chess?
but do tell me about other flowers
Chess khelne de mujhe
haan toh bina hasse khel lo
No

Hi
Mai mitsu hu ji β¨
Hello
Hi
Hi kese ho
Same here
App spiderman ho
Okay sir π«‘
Kal aao
<@&700414488351866981> random kiss π




How are you
Baaaaaaah
Thik hu ji aap batao
Fahhhhhh
Pure time online rehti hai
main bhi
Ye koi sikhane wali cheez h
ππ.
Aww nice
Not everyone is chronically online bro
She didn't know much about discord
Fahhhhhhhhh
Made her account , made her server
R u jealous of him
Then what is the issue
People are free to choose
It's just not about dc
Damnn
Irl?
Yea
Oooo

π
Fir to sed h
Abe yr
Kab tak bhai
Premam ke george jaisi feeling aati hai
Jo bhi ldki psnd aati hai uska koi na koi rehta hi hai
Itna sed hone wali baat ni h
Maybe not for u
Nerds try kro
I love them
No
Lol
I don't have a specific type , i just go for the one that hits
Nerds r the best for dating n all
They literally don't have any crush or social media
βπ».
Not true
It's a stereotype
Mostly
Nerds are difficult to read man
Muje Jo mile unke sath h
Yea
Exactly so much fun
I don't like it when I'm clueless
U want control
Hm gotcha
you are the fake guy right ?
they were talking abouy you today on hotshotβs sv
Yea so unless or until everything is well analysed by me
Muje shock hona pasand h
I don't do anything
Good
Oo planning krke cheeze krte ho?
Most of the time yea
Hmm good ig
This has happened to me so many times that I've lost count
M to apni crush se block hogya th uske baad kabhi vo feel nhi aaya
: (
Recently aa rh h but fir voi one sided h isiliye I m not puting any efforts
Let it be
Aaj SadSaturday h
Shanivar ko shanidev p tel chadao
Pehle to voh khud hi ghar aate the
Balti leke
Ab nhi aate
Haan shyad
Apko pata ni th uska crush h
Pehle se
We talked about discord and then she said yea I have an account there , my friend X asked me to make one
I said okay..
And then she said I don't know much about it so yea I don't use it much , he instructs me and I do it
So i said
Mai sikha dunga
I use it too , if you want I can teach u

She said sure teach me
To maine uske laptop pe
Discord download Kiya
Uska account login try kiya vo hua nhi
Fir Naya banake diya
Uspe khud ko add Kiya
Uska server banaya
This is funny
Or ek server mein use add Kiya
Hmm
Or aaj 3rd day
Yeh kya tea baant raha hai
Harr time online hoti hai vo
Verbal tea
Ookokok
One sided love
But ynk
Tabhi masala kam hai
Not love
Yes
Attraction
Add some
Maybe
Discord pe love kaise ho jata hai
It'll fade
βπ»π.
Oh fir thik hai
Yea
Friend zone π’
Imma go eat something good now.
Yea
One sided ko two sided bana lo waise bhi valentine week chal raha hai
I never expressed anything tho
Nahi bhai , paise kharch honge
Jo hoga iske baad hi hoga
Why did u make her server?

Because she asked me to
Paise toh kharch hone hi hai love karo ya na karo
Usne bola server kya hota hai maine bana ke dikha diya
Fir usne bola channels kya hote hain
Why did u say I can teach you
Because she does most of my work
Assignments
Ppts
But voh to sad ni h na
Printouts
Khud pe kharch karunga
Usne bataya ye Mera crush h?
Ok
Bolti
Usko baat krni hoti thi to usne dc join karvaya mujh se
Maine bola vo to call pe bhi ho skti hai
Usne kaha maine use apna number nahi diya hua
π.
Mujhe lgta hai uss ldke ki bandi hogi jispe uska insta hoga , isliye dc pe baat krta hai
Hmm yea..
Gendu ldka
Ye ldke muje ache ni lgte apni gf ke insta m ghus jate h pass word leke ya usko apna pass deke
Weird
Every thing has its consequence
Cheating is cheating
No ,I mean
Ohh fuck
I just realised
Categories some activites into
Is hfte m mene 5 break up news sunli
Micro cheating
Huh
Bhai Mera breakup nahi hua haj
Still wese sa hi h
Meri bandi hi nahi hai
I was interested in her and now I think she likes someone else
So I backed off
That's it
Good boi
Muje 1 saal laga th
Main use jaan na chahta tha or
Move on krne m after blocked
Jyada pata karta , sahi lagti to dekhta
Wow
Bruh
Not a good thing
Sigma
9 th m
Vai
Sab hote the
Ladkiyan to bekaar hi h types kuch nai aata
Nd uske birthday p I was the only one jisne kuch nai khaya th party m
Han hota hai ye
Yes you do
In search of gold
I lost my diamond
Iska jawab to nahi hai mere pass
Kyu ho aap aise?

Idk yaar
Test complete 
Congrats
Kya kar rahe ho?
Masti maza
Jese?
Wo mat pucho
The best is yet to come
Yess yaar aaj kaafi time baad bahr jaungi
Tera kya plan?
meteorite piece β€οΈ
Marks ?
Leta hi hua hun kambal me
Bahr jaaya kar
Kiske saath?
Akele hi sahi
Within 24 hrs
mann nhi krta
Jaake strawberry chocolate khaa le
Fir roega gol hota ja raha hu
Gym jaata hun mai
Avg kitne aate tere?
Gym ki lore dunga mai kabhi
Tujhe koi tang kar raha hai??? Wdym? Hdym??
yaar wo gaandu
Ek to mkc btech kr raha hai
Final year me hai aur
Bc linkedin nhi banaa rakha usne
Aapka to hai linkedin
Kin me btau 720 wallo me ya reviews me
Stalk kiya hua hai mene aapko
Updated nahi hai
Haan woi
Tu bkl creep
Aur to aur kal to bkc ne Hadd paar lrdi
Full syllabus test out of 720
Muje laga room mates dost hote h
Tum to lad rhe ho
Like hagna nahna uske baad krta hun
~590 topper 650 
Sabkenahihote
Abeyy firr
Wo bsdk ek ghnte se utha hua hai
Helll nahh
Topper to 700+ hote h
7 bje se utha hai and
Major bery tough
Recently
Mere uthne ke 2 min pehle bathroom pakad liya
Ohh good bhai yr fir idhar kyu aa jata ha
Haww
Bhayi mera time hai bc
Reh kese rhe ho ek room m
Yooo
Mai to apni beti ke saath rehti hu
Kal suna diya mene bc
Late hua fir?
π
Haan 30 min
Neet me advance ke swaal dedete hai inki maa ki
- Most of toppers practical ke liye gye hue hai
Manager understanding hai
Yhn to double age wale log bi h
Ohh no yaar
To usne jaane diya
Yes im 42
Bhayi I am so fucked
Rank to under 20 aati hogi
39
hi
Change Karle na
Upar se Meri pg ki sabzi dekhoge?

I am literally 7k for this cra0
Ye skull emoji abhi bhi use krte log?
Apka weight
Nahi isiliye mene kia
Brother shift
Ji 50 +-2
Ikr ye mahina aur fir mujhe stipend ki jagah salary mil jaaegi

I'll shift this month istg
Aapka 70 h kya
Ni
Kitna hai fir
50 +-2
Impossible

time bhi yaad hai
Height kya hi?
5'7
mere saamne wo aaye yuhi mujhe ched jaaye
Ye to mehun
babuuu
why are u so pretty
Copy krta h saade
momo

Haan wai
what bout me? 
waah
Dono malnutrition ke sikaar
hatt lode
sb ladkiyo se pyar hojata tujhe

Meri toh above average hai
vc?
i didnt
tonight?
Mai bauni kese fir
Abhi aaja

bahar ja rhi hu
raatko aa
haww
Par teri height nhi bhadegi
Raat ko I am settling a dispute


what dispute
Kehne ko jashn e bahara hai
Confidential but ill let you know once the dispute is over
Bklund 17 ka hogya teri bhi ni badhegi aur jo badhegi wo mai heel pehn ke cover krlunga
Ashwin ek pyaara ladka hai
Sentence padhiyo bkl kya likha h tune
Aur ladko ki bhadti hai
Kidhar jaari 
