#general-chat
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abe yaar
Seedha seedha bol de na tujhe deni h mujhe coaching
Muje bhi sikah doo

Kese funny hote hai
Dekh
Tu ameer hai
Coaching se paise acche milenge
abe chal
Abey chal
Chal kisko bolrha
souju utni hi funny hai jitne duhwalll bhai cute
Mere toh Ghar Mai ration ni aati bro 
Haan ammer tho hai har acc me nitro jo hai
Tag kr dungi
mai fir block maardunga har jgeh se
abe aapne merko abhi tk add ni kara kya
Hello time lovers ๐
Jab jab nitro liya hu tab tab ban hua hu abse nitro bandh
@ancient orbit bhai itna raseela kyu hai sabzi
Mai khudse kisiko bhi req nhi bhejti
mai waise bhej deta req pr iss case mai ni
kyuki khudne hataya

Teri mossi ki
Jao check karo
Nhi yar
Mossi ki kya
Parso kar liyo acche se koi na 
๐น๐นtara dog tara sakal dakh la
Cute lagti hai 
Thanks ๐ฅฐ
Pr wa dusra photo kiska h?
Kitna harami hai bhai
Kaunsa waala bandar?
Kabse alt me rahoge
Kya khaya tum logo ne
Kabhi tho main acc se aya kro
Ly too yar 
unban karwa
๐คฃ๐คฃ
I will post my mess food too
Bandar?
@west agate
Dog ta pehla wala thaaa
or koi ni aata kya
@frigid parrot meri alt ka email bhul gaya hu 
Bandar
Raat ko angoor 
Sab maan jaege par chawal
Kisi madarchod ne naam mai hi alt dal diya tha
God forbid

Pehla waala chole bhature raita
2nd Bandar Interactive
3rd My doggo
Ek mutthi duniya se chutti 
Maths weak h teri chl koi na
100 prob = 1 mutthi
Mai toh khud koi tag karta h toh aata hu kuch bhi pe hu ni
Agar sabhi alt ko bhi ban kar diya toh yaha pe kis kiski fielding set ho jayegi
Batao na bhai clarify kartaa doubt
Seekhne wale doubt kaise clarify krenge

1 mutthi me jee advance clear karein ๐
or koi sv pe active?
1st Chole Bhature
2nd Bandar
3rd Doggo
Bhot atarangi log ate hai uder
Monkey karenge
Kya?..
Acha

1st chhole bhature khata bandar
2nd bandar meeting bandar
3rd bandar scaring a bandar on 4 legs
Ome tv hai naa
Mujhe pata hi ni m bus isi pe hu
hahahaha
Ban hu ๐
ohhh
Dekha nhi
Bad at observing
Tu kha gayab
Kahaan hain bandar
bored
Ew nga

Bander tere pant ke ander 
Background mein hai kya
1 hafta toh off tha waise kuch bhi pr active

๐ฅ
Acchaaa
@jolly geyser
bye
Paneer factory
Bhukkar
Bhukkad
Mota
Khatoda

Ai maggi
Mota hona hai

@arctic kelp wapis aao
@arctic kelp
kuch krle dhang ka
Maine banai thi
Abey hostel pg ka khana daal rhe h tu ghar p rehta h
5 min after lurking 
1 blocked message
1 blocked message
Abe bc me abhi tak blocked hu
2 different blocked messages
Bc open karke kyu dekhra

mai bhi dala
Hu na mai funny? ๐
1 same blocked message
sab khana dal re the to

Block karne ka fyda kya hua
bot zyda
laptop kardia ekdm
๐ฅบ
1 writer's block
@viscid ivy miss you.
3 blocked msg
Tanks yaar
Rip dee
kya krreo
@viscid ivy miss you.
htt pagl
Skrin se
4 log toh active hai uss me se 3 logo ko block kr diya
ew

Bot gusa aara
BIG L
Ht
Main hostel mein rehta #pictures
artery bhdvu kaisa h
HTTT
bsdke

lundfarishtey
Kuch ni jara hu bahar
dee ke against essi baatein nhi
Deesh mere
rae the bae
Jut bolra mijo dakhaga
uska war chal raha hai bhai
#pictures mene draw ki
8 bje ke baad gay ghar se bahr ni jaate
Border se yaad aaya ๐
war ki practice karne gayi thi border pe
going with the same yaar , writers block
Aba sabko na bata

Dee hi jeetegi
Protection ki jagah pads le gyi
Toh matt jaya karo phir mujhe kyu bata reh ho ๐
No I'm not actually maine aise hi likha ๐
koi sense h iss baat ka??
Voh the clot khati hai ewww
hiii
Sorry
mai to nai gyi ladkiya bhi ni jaati
any fren
acha
Regular aap yhn
Tere panty k border me konsi company ka naam h

Mai lesbian hu toh chalta hai
regular who
any fren??
fir vai bot
Ha
regular gay
Regular ek madarchod bharwa margya bkloda chutiya jhantu sala
Hero panty hai
Sorry
๐ญ๐ญ๐น๐คฃ
Abe toh sach toh sach hi hota hai
Mere naal whistle bjana sik le
hero panty

sabko aati nahi meri utarti nahi
Heropanty
Kud hi bjne ka shok h tuje
Aata ha
Jara hu bhot hua tum logon ka

Lal tamatar bade majedar
Lond
sach hmesha kadva hota hai

Land
bina whistle bjaye chala gay
Sahi se phado
Kalse toda kam krenge ๐ฅบ
Hi I'm back
Haa teri maa ko lond bulata hu pyaar se chutmarike ๐ก
Hi I'm black
Mere zip khol ke whistle baja
Aise mai bilkul ni bolunga

Hi nga
Hi guys
Kyuki aap mere bhot ache dost ho
pk bhaiii
Teri maaa ki chutt mai haath daalke muh se nikaal diya tha kya usne itna hatee kyu
So many indians in this server ๐คข
Bengal me kutte khate h
Khaya matt karo na phir
Sorry
Tum ni maanogi bilkul

Kon pareshan karra regular tujhe uski bkcc
Sorry

sach hazam ni hota kya
Kutte toh har jagah khate hai jinda rehne ke liye jururi hota hai
Jao ab ๐ฅบ๐
Lmao kya funny hu main

funny to ni tha
Mujhe kaise pata hoga mai bolta thodi hu
LMAO ka full form kya hota hai
You alone in ts homie ๐น๐น๐
Bhula dena mujhe
@teal anchor ye hai real funny
araetry
Aree tirri

Matt hass phir tujhse toh bola bhi ni maine ๐ก
๐ฎโ๐จ
Aratery ki๐น๐น๐
chupre fir
Sorry
Mt jao

Don't take constructive criticism from people who haven't constructed shit - divine ki story pe tha (source - rohitzone)
Koi muje funny banna sikhao
Maaf krdo
bolega fir hasugi kya๐ก
Bc ye dhh wale kye fookte hai
Teri baatein hi nhi Sunni chahiye thi divine ko mai toh keh rah tha ๐๐คฌ๐คฌ
Har baat ek Gyan dete h
I can't
Jhota
Kya hai ye
Yeh ladka apni maa k liye toh bilkul nhi jeeta ๐น๐น
Chutiye hai sab dhh wale
Ni teri marzi hai
Sikerah
Devine ki toh mkc hai 4 baat
Baar
jo bhi hai seedhe maut ya divine
Foodnight when
Usse sunne walo ke phone fatt jane chahiye
chutiye hai sab
Mazak Mt kro yaar๐ฐ
Mai apni maa ke liye lahori jeera hu
Divine naam se ek video dekhi thi wo bhi porn tha
Sm is literally shit
Kishore kumar b

uske alawa nhi pata kya hai wo
OP
_ mc stan listener
Chapri rapper chhi bc
Makasm naam se emiway ki hai
Tadipaar haath le vaar
Police ni dikhta bas dikhta 4 diwaar
Aur koi sa bhi ho, hai to Chapri hi
Ho gyela paar mai tadipaar ๐
Nhi uske ryhme ache hote
4diwari is legend
You listen to SM to balance out the negatives done on you by listening to MC stan
Tru
suna hi nahi kabhi 
so gayish
Ayoo 4diwari listenrr?
wahi na
I don't listen to sm now ab mai bas apni sad ki sunta hu aur kisi ki ni sunta
Teri sad kya bolti h
Mc stan ke lyrics the woh ๐
Hasti ka basti bro
Bombay m bachaya bachi ko
Hein no he's different from other
Rap me pata nhi kya kya banate hai ye India wale
Hijda hai chat me

๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Dad likhna tha but ab jara hu mujhe dyslexia aa rha bhot zor se
ted bass playboy carti sunta hai
๐ญ
Chapri rapersss
spotted

Cartick
Goodnight
Wah ab tu announcement karte hue aata hai
che
fuck carti
What spotted
eww
Kaisa hai bhai
Play boy cartick
carti kaun sunta bc
Only
Agli baar aise likhna a wild hijda appeared
Drake is good
hum hai og beastie boys

cryboy karthick

Mai toh secret hu
M to filhal 4diwarii sunta hoon
Ted ki music taste muje samaj hi ni ati
me indian dhh nhi pasand
๐ฎ
Aryan bklode ki mkc
old school hip-hop
thare music taste ki mkc

haw
naaz o andaz se kehte hai ki jeena hoga
Yeah yeah
Toh pakistani dhh sunta hai?
Indian dhh ki mkb
Thara konsa niche h
Jis jis k music taste ki MKC h like kre ๐ฅฐ๐

lund pe bajj baje niche
Arey chupkarja ab offend ho rh hoon
Dosti ended with Ted

Who introduced to you
Khtm ?
Kabhi thi hi nhi
๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐
Oo thara to voh hega
unc
hega
Your unc acha
haan
@wraith hound kal mujhe rancid dreaming hui
uske baad khud discover kiya
Aise matt bolo kahi mai nas kaat ke na bhaith jau ๐ฅบ
mostly khud kiya
I knew mai sapne me hu I was well aware but I wasn't able to control
Mujhe bhi
Artery yahi hai kaat lo usko
๐จ
@thin talon kaat du kya aapko?
Bebe baapu puchde munde di degree
Ki dassan 8 chalde tere te parche
Tu yaara pichhe phirda pavauna
26'an
26 saal di kuwari baithi tere karke
๐จ
Pavuna
@woven swallow heylow


@clever sorrel muhrat h circumcised hone ka kya aaj?
Sahi se type karna seek le

hii kushal

Kese ho

Sasti masti
teku aap kaiseo

Ye wala acha lgta muje


bs zinda hu bhai
Isko dekh k lag rh iska baap
Struggling artist hoga
Mera dialogue
lode lage pade hai
Kiske
4 diwari??
Aryan ne lagaye honge
@woven swallow zi , kaise ho ?
Nai 4diwari to acha hai


Bss chalrae h
han pretty good guy in dhh
His mvs r so cwazyyyy
Abe bc

OG bata
Wahi hai
Ted ka insta hai
Ni mila
Hai ted ka insta
nahi milega tum blocked ho
Chalate h voh
Acha

Acha
haan
Kya hai
Voh to dc p bi block h mere
Hmm
Ye lo

Ruk
Ureeee mkaaa bhosdaaaa
Hmm

Haan
Maaaaalaaa bc
Abhi confirm hua
Bander pent ke ander

Bander kon hai
hai ek bkl
Acha
han

Hawa hawa
Paani rasila hi to hota hai

What happened

9 2 5 is hilarious
Yeah bro


recommend a good movie
Bhartiya jewish party

@golden agate
Iske liye kiska rap karna hoga
Jew Shia Ram
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ

Gay hoon mai


Jewish swayamsevak sangh
JSS
Jew is my weakness
And my power ๐ง
yes
Yr ek bande se meri parso vc m baat hui thi Mumbai se th
Sex kia hua th
Break up hua th
Mp aaya th gf ke liye
Aur ๐ค... Aur kya th
Hmm... Ha 4 manzil ghar th
Dhundo usse koi
I love Jews
Abe bc Bander kisko Bola 
Kya re bandar
han , banda kaam ka one shot was so perfect
Bsdk bander ni hu me
han jail ke sabzi jaisa dikh raha th a
Kon mera
Rang
Jhaag
Too epic
Dm m voi
Bandero ke aulado 
Hai
yeah

Gand marale
Me maru teri
Hath Me bhi ni ayegi itni choti hai
Tu abhi bacha hai jaa
Muh se bahar nikal ke dekh
Gand marale bache se fir

Badmashi sab nikal jayegi bander
Badmosh tho me hu or Bander hai tu
@glossy ice tera cult ka dhurandhar bander
yes?
Hey can anyone tell me some ragebaiting line like neem ka patha kadva hai pakistan bhava hai
Like here pakistan is replaceable with any name like this
Fast
Hmm
Tell one
๐ง
Sexy bhai 1 more
?
yes
Tell me one liner ragebaiting line
Ese sab chutiye cluts ko Me join ni karta or me Bander bhi ni hu 
Kgf worst movie ever tatti bc
4 chutiya movie mari thi tab jake kgf bani
Karanataka wale engineer itne @gilded valley hote h

Thom Yorke ki Kya hi ma chodi hogi kisine
banjara banjara uski dhun mein dil banjara

Aapke piche se tappe bja du 
Sorry ๐๐
Dhwal

good


Full stu dying
kitne chapters khatam kiya

Anarkali disco chali
โ
Kuki 
Bander ko split personality ho gaya kya kartik
Shyad lag rh hai adrak ne reaction krdi
Khatarnak wali
Kehne ko jashn e bahara hai
gaan se kha liya hoga

Ab ek personality se adrak ka swaad leta hu
Doosri abhi bhi jhantu hi h
aryan ki timing hamesa time pe hoti hai
Crybaby
jab bhi koi ladki aati h chat me
chupa hai koi ranj fisa ke chilman mein
๐ญ ๐ผ


Skrill ko bola tha i g
har jagha ignore hora hu , byee
@golden agate ye dekho iske comeback
Kasa kay
Masta
Maja ma**
Marathi bol




Ghari Sagle kashe ahe ?
Sorry

Konsa board h thara
Kuki to Rajasthani
Ha
Marwadi
dona ka kuch to scene chal raha hai
U

Masle ka bussinus
Mehu
tamil nadu ๐ค๐
Gay ๐ซต

Bc ye saale muje bander se compare karhe

Bandar to lendichor th
Kuch ni
achha
Haa madarchod

Kuki mera 2 no. Ka kaam sambhalta hai
Hagne ka?
potty??
No2
Haina bandar sunte hi tune bhi madar chod bol dia
Sabki gan me adrak dal dunga

Hanji muje dhona nai aata

Kya dhikaogi? ๐
Yt tutorial

Ap utuber ho
Ni
@sharp temple
Jab bhi ata hu vhi log mil jate 
Sath m dekhenge dono bhai
Tatti dhona

Koi kuch bol raha tha
Light chali gai bc
Hello
Haan
Mb
Aaj ka din bura gaya
Aagai ya agaya
Aur kya haal bhai
?...
So Iโm offline everywhere else
Aaja tere fax nikalunga
ohh i see
๐ก

wrong timing hai aapke sab dost to yaha se chale gaye
Zeher dedho

Accha why
khud peelu phir apko bhijwa deta hu

Who are my friends btw?
abey zeher ki baat hori hai
pyari kanya??

100jnaya type log

yaad nhi itna
Good night

kaise ho chudail ji
Maybe Iโve texted them here once
Acchi nahi hoon
ayyo kya hua ji
I donโt really know know anyone here
this svr is deadlier than my life
aap banglore ke paas se hona
bhenchod
woh khud boli hai
mera roommate
Aapko yeh information Kaha se mili
nhi jana mujhe ghumne
aapne khud bataya tha


I canโt remember people here how do you even remember that
idk mereko aise hi randomly yaad aaya
Toh math jao
me bhi confuse hu kisi ne mere ko yah bola tha ki
bc peeche padd gya
aisa ni hota
room se nikl
arey bhai
wo half mallu hai 
kaun ?
Kyun??
Your roommate isnโt your friend

dost ko nahi bataoge
mreko
You name dude



Mai bhi jara hu , sala har jagha ignore hora hu bht dukh bhi ho gye hai
Yes you should sleep

@wicked elk 
Itโs okay
wese bhi yaha sab simp bhare hai
not me

specially ab unke aane ka time ho raha

not me
I donโt simp
Ye Charlie Puth to sabse bada wala hai

you will never find me simping on anyone
i dont llike to put anyone on pedestal
@proven cave sa good night
charlie puth kaun hai ?
Simping is ew
If you like someone man up
Ye dhoor se simp sirf bacche karte hain

Red flag behaviour according to dc more like red forest
Rejection is hard better to keep your false confidence alive
Rejection is better honestly
But you do you
Rejection ka trauma to koi rahul gandhi se puche
But dekhlo itna trauma mil kar bhi he looks good
@past shuttle @hasty lark

Yeh mere saath isko kisko tag kardiya

.
Ok nvm
isliye kiya
Abey say
Yeh kon hai @acoustic beacon
What did you do
Mehu

Krazyassbitch
Naam bata na
mujhe kya pata

Bina kaam ke aadmi 
hiii koi doon university ka h kya

ab mangna paise
Muje janne me kya interest
Doomed university toh mera hain
Badmosh Bander yaad hai??
Me tho seeda sada aadmi hu or bander tho hu hi ni
@long pumice

Accha wo hai
exactly my reaction


haan wahi hai

Nayi personality leke aaya hai issbaar
Babli badmaash bhi aa gayi
"ass" for a reason
Someone recommend a Cute movie so I can forget the bad day that I had

sab vdiya tum batao
Teddyyy badmosh
Mahi dekh

Mahi ki mkc

@tardy mauve
Aisa nhi bolte maahi k baare me
Kabse ye bklode muje Bander se compare karhe
I did ntg nor the other person did , just a small misunderstanding created by some of the friends ! that's it rest is history ...
nahi hai
ayo?
Chup
Tujhe nai bola behen



To kya hua
Ewww mannn
Definaaatiooonn bolti definition ko

maahi sunte hi Maahi bhai ki yaad aa gyi
I love maahi 
not me
evryone does
๐
Subah subahhh ye baat ho
kash tu bhi hota

Khule mausam
kabhi to nazar milao
I really want to punch something
Abe ye ladka log pagal hote h kya
kabhi to kareeb aao
Bhenchooo
yourself/mirror
Jab pradhanmantri banungi na toh ladko ka flesh khaungi
Mirror who punches a mirror







