general-chat

[woven swallow]

ihyt

[oblique nexus]

Ab cover up na kare tu

[frozen dew]

Tum log ye magenta kese ban gye

[woven swallow]

han sochke baate krne wale wse bhi ni psnd muje

[oblique nexus]

Why should i

[woven swallow]

kamal hai

[oblique nexus]

Fr?

[woven swallow]

abey sachi 😭

[frozen dew]

Harsh matching colour

Wow

[oblique nexus]

Khudki catagory ke log hi pasand aate matlab

[woven swallow]

han boldu to sach mann lega kya

[frozen dew]

Deserving

[oblique nexus]

Ikr

[oblique nexus]

Kha ma kasam

[woven swallow]

haan
self hater hu

[frozen dew]

Thare se na bola manne

[woven swallow]

nai

[oblique nexus]

@woven swallow bkl tune mere dms ignore kar rakhe 3 mahino se maine abhi dekha

[oblique nexus]

How do u decide that?

[woven swallow]

bhaiya ne unsend bhi kar diya

wao

[frozen dew]

Free will

[oblique nexus]

I hate myself too

[woven swallow]

abe aisa kya dm hai or dahell is bkl?

[oblique nexus]

Fir juth bolri hai iska matlab
Fr batana kya krri thi

[woven swallow]

aise baat krte hai

[woven swallow]

as u should

[oblique nexus]

बीकेएल

[woven swallow]

nyan cat for 100 hours dekh rhi thi

[frozen dew]

Metro in a life kesi movie hai

[oblique nexus]

But are u really free in this country?

[frozen dew]

Plz geniune

[woven swallow]

bekar

[cinder steppe]

Ussi ke saath hoon

[woven swallow]

(maine ni dekhi)

[frozen dew]

Abey

[oblique nexus]

Ab esa kya dm vobhi mai batau😭
Bkl to pyar se bola

[woven swallow]

dhawal new month start hogya level reset ni hue

[oblique nexus]

As u should too

[oblique nexus]

Kyun krwane hai

[frozen dew]

My will is free

[woven swallow]

tu to movies hi nhi dekhta tha

[oblique nexus]

Heinji kya dekhri thi?

[frozen dew]

Si keri h

[oblique nexus]

Bhai tu free time me dc ke alava bhi kuch krti hai? @woven swallow

[novel heart]

Hain ji?

[oblique nexus]

Sell it brother, ur free will is literally of no use

[woven swallow]

i mean kuch important hota to mai khud hi reply na kar deti
abey aisa pyar apne pass rakh🤬

[cinder steppe]

Samay ke saath room me hoon

[woven swallow]

no I love myself im just lying

[novel heart]

I mean wo US mein hain ya you in India

[woven swallow]

kyuki karna hota hai

[frozen dew]

It's not an object buddy? How can I even sell it

[woven swallow]

dekhke aaja

[cinder steppe]

Vo new york me hai

[oblique nexus]

Bc important hi thaaaa
Abey ese pyar hi to important hota

[oblique nexus]

Magar kyu

[woven swallow]

kitna dekha hai tune mujhe dc pichle ek saal se???????

[novel heart]

Aacha use bola naya channel banake ek do stream kar de

[woven swallow]

thanks

[oblique nexus]

Love is a lie brother

[oblique nexus]

Sell yourself then

[frozen dew]

It's illegal

[woven swallow]

dahell is bc? mne tujhe abooz kiya 🤬 ni hoga tbhi ni kiya reply
nahi chahiye

[oblique nexus]

Bhai mai abhi vo dekhra tha dance tutorial, abhi karna hai 3 din me

[woven swallow]

par kya baat horhi thi

[oblique nexus]

1 saal se idk yar mai khud nai aata

[novel heart]

@cinder steppe btw are you from Delhi, oo nahi you are from Mumbai I think

[woven swallow]

for u

[frozen dew]

👯‍♀️

[woven swallow]

woww kis gaane pe

[oblique nexus]

Kahan se ho Bhai

[oblique nexus]

Sorry yar i wasn't abusing u I was abusing in general
Lelo na

[frozen dew]

🚼

Bcccc

[oblique nexus]

Aur Level dekh ke baat kiya kar lala

[frozen dew]

Ye kya h

Bcccccc

[woven swallow]

fir kaise bolrha hai

[frozen dew]

Ghar se

[oblique nexus]

Yes

[woven swallow]

don't abuse me in general
no thanks

[oblique nexus]

[woven swallow]

ureee

[oblique nexus]

Corny ahh reply

[oblique nexus]

Esei

[frozen dew]

⚜️

[woven swallow]

exactly
fir to tujhe baat hi nahi karni chahiye

[frozen dew]

Jokeremojijesa h

[oblique nexus]

Bkl

[woven swallow]

hein

[oblique nexus]

Dyno

[oblique nexus]

I didn't abuse u avnieie

[frozen dew]

Hars vai to gussa hi hogye

[woven swallow]

ekto baat krte krte baat kya ho rhi thi wo bhul jati hu

[frozen dew]

Ureee

[oblique nexus]

Jitna tera naam haina

[frozen dew]

Avnieie

[woven swallow]

alright thanks

[oblique nexus]

Esie bolrau

[woven swallow]

utna to tera badnaam hai

[frozen dew]

[oblique nexus]

Dhaattt

[frozen dew]

Avnieie naam hai is kauvi ka

Hein

[oblique nexus]

Bakri hai kauvi nai

[woven swallow]

esie mt bol
illogical baate mt kia kr mere samne

[frozen dew]

Free will

[oblique nexus]

Naam to iska vo hai

Prakash

[woven swallow]

ni manta na tu

[oblique nexus]

Chawla

[woven swallow]

chutiya in general

[oblique nexus]

Bhai tune aaj tak iski awaz suni hai?@frozen dew

[frozen dew]

Kaancept wali didi kanceept kardo

[oblique nexus]

Gaali kaise deri h

[oblique nexus]

Badi logical aurat hai tu jaise

[frozen dew]

Muje kya karna iski awaz sunke

[oblique nexus]

Han to tu maan kaise gaya ki ye aurat hai yan mard

Ladka nikla fir?

[woven swallow]

aaj hars ke pichwade ka harishchand banega

[woven swallow]

general chat ko

[oblique nexus]

Mahak pari hi kehde

Dhaattt

[woven swallow]

yesss im now wot to do

[frozen dew]

To?

Kauvi ladka nikla to Mera kya hojaega usme

[oblique nexus]

Bhai merse galti hogai maine aapse Convo start krdi

[woven swallow]

wo abhi abhi catfish hua hai aisa mat bol use

[woven swallow]

chupre gwar

[frozen dew]

Harishchandra boss ko mera saloot

[oblique nexus]

Isse zyada boring ass Convo maine aaj tak kisi se nai kari

[oblique nexus]

Ese log irl bhi catfish hojate honge ig

[frozen dew]

Ni Manta h tu bi

[woven swallow]

badi gandi baat kar sakti hu mai abhi but chup rehti hu

[oblique nexus]

Yes i still miss her, now what to do

[woven swallow]

si kera hai

[oblique nexus]

Ihyt

[frozen dew]

Ladkiyo ko chup hi rehna chaiye

[woven swallow]

lmao

[frozen dew]

Good gurl

[oblique nexus]

Mai to dekh dekh sheesha sharmandi firu su

[woven swallow]

thanks hym

[oblique nexus]

Na manu

[woven swallow]

yesss mujhe chup rehna hi sikhaya gya hai

[oblique nexus]

Funny kya tha isme kauvi

[novel heart]

Dhawal chotiibacchi is saying payee lagu to Samay

[woven swallow]

kya bakwas baate krrha hai tu

[oblique nexus]

Haryanvi aurate chup nai rehti

Chup krwa deti hai

[frozen dew]

Kaaw kaaw kaaaw kaaw
99 percent vocab

[oblique nexus]

Cute

[woven swallow]

mera dimag

[flat flame]

🍆

[frozen dew]

Maan jaoge
To meri jhant faad loge

[woven swallow]

creep

[oblique nexus]

Mai roz jaise badi kam ki bate krta hu bhai?

[frozen dew]

Ayooo Pinku bhaiya

[woven swallow]

educate yourself

[frozen dew]

How's going

[woven swallow]

thanks

[oblique nexus]

Jhant fadne ka kaam aapke idhar hota hoga mai to nai krta bhai ji

[frozen dew]

Stranger things 😜

[oblique nexus]

Who? Me?

[woven swallow]

roz kya baat krta hai usse mera kya lena

[frozen dew]

Yeah kal aru ka revise krunga

[woven swallow]

yess you

[woven swallow]

please khudka humour leke aa

[frozen dew]

Ji boldia muje 🥺🥺

[woven swallow]

bda badtameez hogya hai tu

[oblique nexus]

😓 yes i am sad, now what to do

[frozen dew]

Vai mere p h tuje aru ka reference smj aata h isiliye uske karleta hoon kavi kavi

[oblique nexus]

🌹🌹

Ji sunte ho

[woven swallow]

cry

[frozen dew]

Ehh rage bait krdia kauvi ne

[oblique nexus]

Very respectful i am

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

acha theke yaar ro hi diya tu to

[oblique nexus]

Maine kya krdia ab

[woven swallow]

snowflake

[frozen dew]

Mat bola crow muje bura lgta hai

[woven swallow]

sureee

[oblique nexus]

Shant kon karega fir

[oblique nexus]

🤏

[woven swallow]

bde gande emote use krta hai

[frozen dew]

Heinn

🙄

[woven swallow]

sorry yaar abse ni bolugi 🥺

[oblique nexus]

8 din ka free nitro milgaya to krleta hu use

[woven swallow]

😅 padhleta na to merse baat krne ki zarurat ni pdti tujhe

[woven swallow]

khud ho

mard ban

baj bhi sahi tha wse 😹

[frozen dew]

Snowflake ik but voh kyu likha

[oblique nexus]

Tameez?

??

[woven swallow]

ache kar fir

[frozen dew]

Ajib

[woven swallow]

ragebait hogya jaldi

[woven swallow]

ni hai

[frozen dew]

Our little komedian

[woven swallow]

best

[oblique nexus]

Fir meko bat tamiz kaise kehri

[woven swallow]

thanks

[silver heath]

rae ji hi

[woven swallow]

ek hi badtameez ho skta hai chat mai

[woven swallow]

update ur collection

[frozen dew]

[oblique nexus]

Kam bola kar thoda

[woven swallow]

pranav ji hi

[silver heath]

badtameez hota hai wo

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

kam likha kar thoda

[frozen dew]

Butt-kameez?

[oblique nexus]

Same thing

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

better

[silver heath]

hihihi

[woven swallow]

lil comedian

[oblique nexus]

Says the only one with 1 lakh+ texts on gc, our little keyboard warrier

[silver heath]

noo what

[frozen dew]

I m actually little

[silver heath]

hell naw, no disrespecting urdu gng

[woven swallow]

panch saal se kitni bar time se soya hai

[oblique nexus]

True shit, forgive me dawg

[frozen dew]

Ass-pajamas

[silver heath]

[woven swallow]

exactly
bola to kabhi hai nhi maine gwar

[oblique nexus]

Bola hai actually if u remember cause i do

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

thanks for the useless information

[frozen dew]

Yerrrr

[silver heath]

i slept at 10 when I was day drinking the whole day

[silver heath]

okie

[silver heath]

[woven swallow]

offo abhi ki baat kar rahi hu

[oblique nexus]

😳

[frozen dew]

Cz u r grown ahh vomain

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[oblique nexus]

Itne se time me awaz thodi badal jati sir

[woven swallow]

wow? 18yo btw or maybe 19

[oblique nexus]

Vomain oho

Funny ahh

[woven swallow]

again thanks for the useless information

[silver heath]

I am 19.55

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

kya bole ja rha hai

[woven swallow]

damn big guy

[frozen dew]

Hars 😡😡

[oblique nexus]

Tera dimag bina nind liye kam krna band krdeta hai kya

[silver heath]

spongebob big guy pants ok

[oblique nexus]

Ur literally 29 brother

[woven swallow]

speak for urself

[frozen dew]

😆😆

[oblique nexus]

Kardizk

[silver heath]

idts

[woven swallow]

watch your language

[frozen dew]

Car tick
Kar dic
Kirkit
Kar thick

[oblique nexus]

That's an info you'll never again get, take it or leave it

[silver heath]

rae is not 29

[frozen dew]

No?

[silver heath]

but ik

[silver heath]

kartik phone

[woven swallow]

lmao pranav as SpongeBob big guy pants

[oblique nexus]

Rae is 29, can't find a suitable husband cause of her discord habits and also cause she never speaks, only types

[frozen dew]

Nahi yr 100 baar sun chuka voh
Kathik calling Karthik

[oblique nexus]

U speak for me please

[oblique nexus]

क्षमा

[woven swallow]

that's true

[frozen dew]

Gpt?

[silver heath]

I am not a big guy 😔

[oblique nexus]

Thick? Send nuxes

[woven swallow]

i can't speak for myself

[woven swallow]

isokay

[silver heath]

no no i didnt refer to that, nvm

[oblique nexus]

Ik u more than yourself

[oblique nexus]

No

[frozen dew]

<@&700414488351866981> I m minor

[woven swallow]

19.55 is a big number

[silver heath]

what is that lover ahh line bro, stopp

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[oblique nexus]

Then come to me directly, I don't need no pixs anymore

[woven swallow]

hahahahahafunny

[frozen dew]

Commas ? Lol

[oblique nexus]

Speak for me i said gawar ahh

[woven swallow]

vakeelo se baat ni krni chahiye

[silver heath]

thanks, but i meant physically

[oblique nexus]

Aapko bhi lagane chahiye commas in para likhte hue bhai

[woven swallow]

oh jse to mujhesmj ni aaya

[frozen dew]

🫡🫡

Fuckkkkkkkkk

[oblique nexus]

Stawwpppppp

[frozen dew]

Fuckkkkkkkk

[woven swallow]

ohh valid
minion

[frozen dew]

Fukkkkk

Ye emoji mere phone m h hi nhi

[silver heath]

i second that

[frozen dew]

Fukkkkk

[oblique nexus]

Sun meri bat biologist

[frozen dew]

🫡🫡

[woven swallow]

hahahahaha

[silver heath]

no u first

[frozen dew]

Insta se copy pastee kiaa

Wtfff

[oblique nexus]

[frozen dew]

It's working

🫡🫡

Loll

[oblique nexus]

Dimag ghutno me haina aapka

[woven swallow]

how tall are u

[woven swallow]

behri hu

[oblique nexus]

Make me

Rae khud 5'2 hai

[frozen dew]

Didi ne to kaancept pakad lia

[woven swallow]

ye simp pills aapke bhosde mai dale jaenge

[oblique nexus]

Kam bola kar

[woven swallow]

gwar

[silver heath]

I am 5'10" short

[frozen dew]

Then I m even worse

[oblique nexus]

Fhaltu ki galiya mat diya kar avnie

[woven swallow]

yess iknow thanks

[woven swallow]

ok thanks

[silver heath]

i dont really know its between 5'10" and 5'11"

[oblique nexus]

Ok

[oblique nexus]

Ok

[silver heath]

issokay

[frozen dew]

Height matters?

[oblique nexus]

[silver heath]

in basketball, yes

[woven swallow]

that's more than avg hence tall

[silver heath]

i gotta be able to touch the rim

[frozen dew]

In IIT jee mains?

[oblique nexus]

5'10 tall hota? Good for me

[frozen dew]

[oblique nexus]

.

[oblique nexus]

.

[woven swallow]

ab teri baat manugi kya🤬

[silver heath]

yes, for cheating purposes, it helps if u are tall

[oblique nexus]

Manja yaar

Please

[woven swallow]

no

pranav se isliye ni hua

[silver heath]

yayy mujhe external validation mila

[frozen dew]

Unfortunately mai akela baitha th

[woven swallow]

get it now

wait no

sori

[frozen dew]

I was genuinely asking

[oblique nexus]

Kuch logo se dhangse bat kya krlo sar pe hi chard jate

[woven swallow]

you're tall

he's tall

[oblique nexus]

🤙

[oblique nexus]

Height matters only when the woman is extremely judgy or ur genuinely too short

[woven swallow]

i hope tune ye sarcasm mai bola

[silver heath]

ho to gya tha merese, aisa mat bolo, maana ki main iit mein nhi hu ;-;

[woven swallow]

achaa

[frozen dew]

Ok thanks

[woven swallow]

😹

ok thanks

[oblique nexus]

Galat bola maine rae?

[woven swallow]

kapi mat kar

[silver heath]

yes... ;-;

[frozen dew]

Ye to Mai bhi bolta hoon

[woven swallow]

sisty ki story dekhi apne

[frozen dew]

Tune patent karaya h kya

[woven swallow]

haan

[silver heath]

haan wo to iit delhi pahunch gyi

[frozen dew]

😡😡😡

[woven swallow]

wao

[frozen dew]

Srizty

[woven swallow]

han

[frozen dew]

😡😡😡

[oblique nexus]

Tu kabhi meri baat se agree krjae usdin mandir jauga mai
Correct kar chal ab

[frozen dew]

Ok thanks

[woven swallow]

kya hai pagl

[woven swallow]

badi baatcheet hai uski

[frozen dew]

Uss din BT de di thi unne bhai

[silver heath]

i was feeling sad today, thank you guys for making my day a lil better xD

[oblique nexus]

[woven swallow]

mandir ni jata tu?

[frozen dew]

Mention it

[silver heath]

agreed

[oblique nexus]

Jata hu bhai😭

[woven swallow]

damn how kartik and harsh made ur day better

[silver heath]

@woven swallow ko hi krna tha mention, ik her the most

[woven swallow]

usne kya bt di

[frozen dew]

Yes ussi ko bola

[woven swallow]

fir

[silver heath]

i mean good parts to the conversation, funny banter is always nice

[oblique nexus]

Metaphorically kehra tha

[frozen dew]

Kn 👍

[silver heath]

yep yep

[oblique nexus]

Why do u even ask it like that

[woven swallow]

aww my pleasure if u felt better

[silver heath]

[woven swallow]

lolyess
or aaj kal kya chal rha hai life mai

[silver heath]

cuz rae

[frozen dew]

[oblique nexus]

Real🤙

[frozen dew]

Koi iska original bhejdo plzzzz

[woven swallow]

kyu kehrha tha metaphorically

[frozen dew]

Mil ni rh muze

[oblique nexus]

Esehikehratha

[woven swallow]

wym

[oblique nexus]

Nothin

[crisp frost]

Lols btw sry but who are you like what was your last username iydm

[woven swallow]

acha yaar si hai tera b

[woven swallow]

kya

[frozen dew]

iska original wala emoji

[silver heath]

I was on my laptop working, then I just randomly became sad cuz I dont have a date for valentines 😭
ohh, mereko ek mail aaya where it was about buying crocheted roses for valentines 🙏

[oblique nexus]

😞

[woven swallow]

i just wanted to know so that I can learn how to make people's day better

[woven swallow]

axaa dhundle khud

[frozen dew]

Bhejde kauve

[oblique nexus]

Idk how, i can make it worse yes but better to questionable hai

[frozen dew]

Mkcccc varient bana diye h

Orginal gayab h

[woven swallow]

ohh ye bhi sad hone wali baat hai bhala
khudko gift krde wo they look good crocheted flowers

[silver heath]

I am happy in some ways too cuz I am learning things that were on my agenda, just getting better at things which matter to me
socially bhi thik hi hu, I have nice people around

[woven swallow]

mujhe crochet krni hai

[oblique nexus]

Khudke liye ek ghadi kharid le bhai kisi ko roses dene se badiya

🥀

[woven swallow]

itni bhari convo se ab tujhe emoji dhundke bheju

[woven swallow]

lol sameeee wahi
isliye puch rhi thi

[silver heath]

actually nice idea, cuz the flowers are made by underprivileged women in pilani, so it supports them too

[oblique nexus]

Yeto kisi ese se pucho jo aapka din aapke liye acha kar deta ho😧

[frozen dew]

Bhai ek geniune question hai muje

Cllg m life baut lonely ho jaati h kya bcz jitne b cllg wale mile sab yhi bolte h dost nhi mil rhe hume to bai like tf kese
Is it true

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[oblique nexus]

Yes

[woven swallow]

yayyyy that's great, you are also working on a weekend like usual, badhiya hai yaar good to know

[oblique nexus]

Yes

👻

[frozen dew]

How bc

It's so easy to make someone friend

[woven swallow]

damnn
yess khareed le

[silver heath]

mujhe shauk nahi raha ghadiyon ka bhai, waqt ke saath sab badal jata hai

[woven swallow]

isokay sorry

[silver heath]

sortt

[frozen dew]

Leh bete

Mil gya

[silver heath]

how is your life going rae?

[woven swallow]

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

oyy mbhi dhund rhi thi

[oblique nexus]

Fir bhi kharid le, ghadi mai ese hi kehra jo pasand aaye lele jo kabhi socha ho lene ka shauk bhale na raha ho ab lekin kabhi kabhi apne past wale insan ko bhi khush krna chahiye jisko chize asal me pasand aya krti thi

[silver heath]

not at all bro, I js came from a senior's room, we were watching how I met your mother ahaha

[oblique nexus]

There's so less u can do for yourself eventually

[frozen dew]

Itni achi ho aap kaancept wali didi wow

[oblique nexus]

[frozen dew]

Thank god nice ppl still exists

[woven swallow]

bland but mentally im doing good and physically too so acha hai

[frozen dew]

Bcz mai dosto ke bina mar hi jaunga fr

[oblique nexus]

Achi bat hai agar terko easy lagra to, ache log mile to acha hai

😞

[woven swallow]

haa bohot achi hu

[frozen dew]

Yes

[silver heath]

actually u're so rightt... maybe I get a sweater I had been eyeing online for long... thank you

[frozen dew]

Mene b boi bola

[oblique nexus]

Will make u much happier

Lele

[woven swallow]

yess mai agree krrhi thi

[oblique nexus]

Soch mat

[frozen dew]

[oblique nexus]

[frozen dew]

React to your text*

[silver heath]

yayy yayy!!!

[woven swallow]

baat suno hars ki

[silver heath]

orderingg harsh ji

[woven swallow]

[frozen dew]

Hars sunao jhara hume bi

[woven swallow]

jhara

[oblique nexus]

Free ka gyan ni dena chahiye actually

[woven swallow]

humayu b

[woven swallow]

charge krte ho aap

[frozen dew]

@oblique nexus mera long distance hai darr lag rh hai kahin cheat na krdun??

[oblique nexus]

🌹

[woven swallow]

last time tak to free mai dete the gyan

wait

gyan

[oblique nexus]

Bkl terko ye dar hai ki tu khud cheat kardega?

[frozen dew]

Haan

[oblique nexus]

Thank you

[woven swallow]

bilkul ni manta

[oblique nexus]

Kabhi kabhi😭

Genuine case me

[woven swallow]

heinji

[oblique nexus]

To mat kar cheat

[frozen dew]

Shikerih

[oblique nexus]

Bkl

[woven swallow]

aisa kya

[oblique nexus]

Ye kaisa sawal hua

[oblique nexus]

🫦

[frozen dew]

Huna mai hatke

[woven swallow]

shehu

[frozen dew]

Bccccc

[oblique nexus]

Mera course bhi vaise gyan deke paise kamane wala hi hai

[woven swallow]

mai dekh rhi hu harsh ko irony smj ni aati

unc kahika

[oblique nexus]

??

Maine kya nai samjha bai?

[frozen dew]

😝 😛

Pyari smj ge

[woven swallow]

si kera

[oblique nexus]

? Is bat pe sachme gussa aya meko

[graceful ibex]

Thank you ji thank you very sweetu wish tg

[woven swallow]

ptana 😹

[frozen dew]

It's raining

Wowowwww

[woven swallow]

abey 😭? isme gusse wali kya baat hai

[frozen dew]

Yeah got for it

[oblique nexus]

😭😭 esei

Terko sona nai hota kya

[woven swallow]

samzao ise

[oblique nexus]

Raven

[woven swallow]

pagl aadmi

[oblique nexus]

😘😘

[woven swallow]

ni

[oblique nexus]

Ikr

[woven swallow]

aaj nhi so rhi

[frozen dew]

Ofo ye b m krun

[woven swallow]

aaj ho hi jaye

[oblique nexus]

Meko sojana chahiye shayad ab

[woven swallow]

or kon krega

[woven swallow]

yess si kera hai

[oblique nexus]

Bc kal firse dance practice krwayege ye log

💔💔

[woven swallow]

aby

btaya ni

tune

[frozen dew]

Sab Mae kyu krun

[woven swallow]

konse gane pe

[oblique nexus]

Kya

[frozen dew]

Hars dancer hai

[oblique nexus]

3-4 gane miz

Mix

[oblique nexus]

Nai

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

sab kya karliya tune aisa jeevan mai btaio

[oblique nexus]

💔

Shadi hai

Bhaiki

[woven swallow]

hanto mix btade fir

[oblique nexus]

Pehle dm dekh

Abey

Dekhlia

Wow yaar

[frozen dew]

Bette batane p aya to khol dunga

[woven swallow]

😹😹 wao

[woven swallow]

khol hi de aaj

but kiski

[frozen dew]

nachaniya ho?

[frozen dew]

Hars ki kholdun bol?

Mia bivi dm m batiya rhe h

[woven swallow]

haan

[woven swallow]

nimanta tu

[frozen dew]

@oblique nexus idhar aaiyo jhara

Abi kholta hoon thaari

[woven swallow]

😹😹😹

[oblique nexus]

Kholna Bhai Zara

Mai bhi dekhu

[frozen dew]

👐

[oblique nexus]

Bhai mai kuch bol duga fir aap gucha hojaoge

[frozen dew]

Aaj ho hi jaye

[woven swallow]

gundagardi

hathapai

[frozen dew]

Gucha karado manne

[woven swallow]

gucha hoja

[frozen dew]

🤬🤬🤬

[woven swallow]

tu kal kisko gaali derha tha chat mai kartik

[frozen dew]

Aryan?

[woven swallow]

kyu

random aake chat mai

gaali bhardi

[frozen dew]

Haan

[woven swallow]

kyu 😭

[frozen dew]

Uske sath to kuch b kr skta hoon

Baast frand hai bo

[woven swallow]

kisne diya tujhe ye hak😡

waoo

ye kab hua

tu kbse active hai idhar

[frozen dew]

Lol

[woven swallow]

aryan to dekha maine pehle

[frozen dew]

1 saal se

[oblique nexus]

Nind aari hai

[frozen dew]

Janta hoon usse

[oblique nexus]

Sone jarau

Goodnight

[frozen dew]

Baatsaep b h uska to

[woven swallow]

last year se?

[frozen dew]

Feb ke end m

[woven swallow]

bade close mitr ho aapto

[woven swallow]

axaa

[frozen dew]

Kuch jyada hi hogya

Ab to

Bc

[woven swallow]

itna ni hote 😹

dc pe logo se

[frozen dew]

Uske sath mai 7 * 24 vc rh th

[woven swallow]

😹😹😹

[frozen dew]

Pure saal m

[woven swallow]

waooo

cute

couple goals

[frozen dew]

Mene to uske liye confession b likha th

Confession night p

[woven swallow]

waoo

yesb hogya

tumhare bich

[frozen dew]

Bass kuch 6-7 ke paas Mera personal no. H

Dc se

[woven swallow]

basss 6-7 😭😭

waooo

bss bolrha hai

[frozen dew]

They r gud ppl

Not like u guyz

[oblique nexus]

6-7 to fir thik

Mera ek gc pe

Leak hogya tha

[woven swallow]

wym🤬

[oblique nexus]

💔

[frozen dew]

Especially sritzzy

[oblique nexus]

Din bhar 200 calls

💔

[woven swallow]

naam btaio

[frozen dew]

U guys r emotionally intelligent

[frozen dew]

Utsab

[woven swallow]

😹 u don't talk about her

[woven swallow]

aisa marugi na

[frozen dew]

I cried bcz of her

[woven swallow]

acha or

[woven swallow]

huh fr?

[frozen dew]

😝

[frozen dew]

Yea

Isiliye I just hate her

[woven swallow]

abey

tu roya

to teri galti

wo kya kre isme

😡

tu weak hai

tu to kisi bhi baat pe ro deta hai

[frozen dew]

Haa hate b to meri side se h

[frozen dew]

Na

[woven swallow]

wahi 😡

uski side se kyu hoga

wo to tera bhala hi chah rhi hogi

[frozen dew]

I don't like when someone talk abt my humour nd jokes and how I talk

[woven swallow]

yess
hmari first convo hui thi tb tu ro hi rha tha

[woven swallow]

arey?

[frozen dew]

Yeah

[frozen dew]

Nai sed th

[woven swallow]

shittyass copied humour 🤬

[frozen dew]

😝

Ese work nhi krta

[woven swallow]

kab ki baat hai ye

[woven swallow]

tha to

[woven swallow]

fir kse krta

[frozen dew]

Jab hum vc the vai sritzyy ke sath

[frozen dew]

Bcz muje stranger se bat Krna acha lgta h jab m sed hoon

[woven swallow]

abey 😭 kab the vc

kitni purani baat hai

[frozen dew]

2 mahine ig

Ya fir 1.5

[woven swallow]

to merko konsa janta tha tu

[woven swallow]

achaa

fir kya boli wo

[frozen dew]

Firse padh mene kya likha

Isiliye to baat ki vai

[frozen dew]

Ye kesa sa h ajeeb

[woven swallow]

hanto maine bhi wahi kaha

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

isme kon bura manta hai 😭

aise hi boldia hoga

[frozen dew]

Kuch to kah th

Judge kia

[woven swallow]

mai bhi bol deti hu aise to

[frozen dew]

[frozen dew]

..

[woven swallow]

abey mzak krri hogi

[frozen dew]

Tone b besi hi thi

[woven swallow]

hanto us tone mai bhi mzak hojata hai

pagol

itna seriously ni lete

[frozen dew]

Majakiya huun m b

[woven swallow]

majikya ho aap bhi

[frozen dew]

Sometimes it hurts sometimes doest

[woven swallow]

hmm understandable

[frozen dew]

Inglish sikhlun ek baar ladkiyan peeche ghuma dunga

[woven swallow]

😹😹😹

english dekhke piche bhagti hai kya ladkiya

[frozen dew]

Cool lgta h

[woven swallow]

in big 2026

[frozen dew]

Insta comments humour

U da real aru

[woven swallow]

ye humour thodi tha

u da real shuar

[frozen dew]

U da real aru god

Soja

[woven swallow]

im da real kauwa

[frozen dew]

:pigs: 🐠

[woven swallow]

si kera

😹

[frozen dew]

Bc

Glitch

🐖🐠

[woven swallow]

che bhai

aaghe piche krrha hai 😨

[frozen dew]

🌬️

🐈 🐠

[woven swallow]

must be the wind

[frozen dew]

🐈🍃🐠

Bc

[woven swallow]

🌬️🐠💨

[frozen dew]

🙀

[woven swallow]

[frozen dew]

🐘🐠

[woven swallow]

shozo goodnyt

[frozen dew]

Proper touch

[frozen dew]

Oki

Bye gn

[woven swallow]

by gn

[frozen dew]

Thxx

[woven swallow]

itzarugod live on ig

[frozen dew]

Huh abi dekhta

[woven swallow]

dek lis

[frozen dew]

Crush aagya muze to uspe

[woven swallow]

ho jaye fir aaj

[frozen dew]

Parpose maArdun bol?

[woven swallow]

tu usko sidha mar hi de

propose ko side hta

[frozen dew]

Shi keri h par voh jim jata h

[woven swallow]

fir tu marwa le usse

[frozen dew]

Baua ko bolunga bagal m hi rehta h (20-25 km)

[woven swallow]

kaha se hai tu

[frozen dew]

Gwalior

[woven swallow]

or bona baua kya krega

[woven swallow]

uree haan lol

gwalior to chhota sa hai

[frozen dew]

Kuch ni h idhar ghumne ko

[frozen dew]

Baua b bdhiya h par daarubaaz h isiliye jyada na bane h usse

[woven swallow]

ek fort to hai

[frozen dew]

Bhai mat aana bahut smell aati h

[woven swallow]

si kera nashedi hai ek number ka aankhe chadhi rehti hai pagl ki sada kuttad aadmi

[woven swallow]

lol mai kaha aane lgi

[frozen dew]

Shi bai 20 saal ka hai batao ye koi umar h

[fringe quest]

Wtf!?? I thought we were friends but thanks for clearing things out !! 🙂 Have a great Life Ahead

[frozen dew]

Idk luka chupi ki shooting kese hogyi udhar

[woven swallow]

independence insaan ko nashedi bana hi deti hai

[frozen dew]

Blocked koan aaya ?? Hmmm

😆

[woven swallow]

lol udhar bhi thi

[fringe quest]

Itne saare blocked msgs ..uff

[woven swallow]

tune adha sv block kiya hua kya pagl

[frozen dew]

H na kartik aryan idhar ki paidaish h

[frozen dew]

Toxicity badh gyi h

[woven swallow]

si kera hai chinal nikla tbhi

gwalior ke log aise hi hote hai

[frozen dew]

Esa nai h

[woven swallow]

tujhme ya sv mai?

[frozen dew]

Me to hoon

[woven swallow]

fame insaan ko chinal bna deti hai

[frozen dew]

As a 17yo surviver btw 19-26 yo ppl is tuff

[woven swallow]

tbhi kaha

[frozen dew]

M b ban gya th

Chinal nhi

Famous

[woven swallow]

survivor?😭 kya wild life adventure chalrha hai tera ya konsi world war chalrhi hai jisme tune survive kardia

[woven swallow]

hahahaha how

[frozen dew]

Those ppl wants to eliminate me

[woven swallow]

hoja fir

include kyu rehna hai tujhe

[frozen dew]

Funny hoon

[frozen dew]

😱

[woven swallow]

funnier than my grandpa

[frozen dew]

Kya puchlia ye

[woven swallow]

kya puchliye 😱

[frozen dew]

Is he alive?

[woven swallow]

no hahaha

headache hora

par mai sougi nai

aaj ho hi jaye

par mujhe nind aarhi hai

[frozen dew]

Fone raakh dey

[woven swallow]

par mai ni manti

[frozen dew]

M b

Ni sora

[woven swallow]

fone se ni hora
na sone se horha hai

[frozen dew]

Ground jaunga

[woven swallow]

but mild

[frozen dew]

Khana khaya

[woven swallow]

😹 kya krega udhar

[frozen dew]

?

[woven swallow]

khaya

[frozen dew]

Uncal ki kaapy exercise

[frozen dew]

Usse shi ho jata h

🤔🧐🤨

[woven swallow]

wao sai hai

[woven swallow]

eh keda logic aa

[frozen dew]

[frozen dew]

🤔 migraine ki samasya h apko

[woven swallow]

abey 😂

nahi hai

nind wala horha hai

ki mai sojau

[frozen dew]

So phir

[woven swallow]

bohot din se time se ni soyi

ab thik Krna pdega

isliye ni so rhi

[frozen dew]

Maarhi galti h je b

[woven swallow]

thari galti na
tu galti hai

[frozen dew]

Oooo reverse phycology

[woven swallow]

reverse psychology

😭😭

[frozen dew]

Defective product nikla meri maa ko

[woven swallow]

isoky hota ha

[frozen dew]

Mera bhai

Defective h

[woven swallow]

phany

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[woven swallow]

shori

[frozen dew]

Chi bhsi

[woven swallow]

bda goodboy hai tu

sorry bol deta hai

[frozen dew]

Voh b joke h

Kuch bi glt kia sorry boldo

[woven swallow]

joke

joke kya hote hai

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[woven swallow]

pehle ye sik kabab ke aa

[frozen dew]

Set up punchline

[woven swallow]

sorry bolna punchline hai teri

[frozen dew]

Baar baar krunga to funny h

[woven swallow]

getting it

muje lga

ya ladka goodboy banga

[frozen dew]

Tu to balak h abi

[frozen dew]

Phle se hoon

[woven swallow]

si kera hai

😹😹

[frozen dew]

Nhi

[woven swallow]

goonboy

[frozen dew]

Nhiii

Nhi

[woven swallow]

Hahahha

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

best setup

[frozen dew]

[woven swallow]

[frozen dew]

Dih pglu

[woven swallow]

u want sum dih?

bhai papa uthe

and reel scroll karke

fir sogye

😹

ye dekho

[frozen dew]

Papa reeelllll

Wadafaq

[woven swallow]

desh ke buddhe

wadafuq

[frozen dew]

Mere papa to Facebook se aage nhi bade

[woven swallow]

facebook pe bhi reels hove hai

[frozen dew]

😳

[woven swallow]

digital India

[frozen dew]

Modern papa h

[woven swallow]

i wish

[frozen dew]

Mere nai h

Tere h bolra

[woven swallow]

mai bhi apne bolrhi hu 😹

[frozen dew]

@manic plover

[woven swallow]

tere kaise ni hai

kya age hogi tere papa ki

[frozen dew]

Muje ias walo ke interview bhejte h jinke papa mar chuke hote g

[manic plover]

@frozen dew hnji

[frozen dew]

38-40

[woven swallow]

wtf 😭😭😭😭

[obtuse hamlet]

Kkr

[woven swallow]

younggggg

[frozen dew]

Hn

[woven swallow]

sagor

[manic plover]

@obtuse hamlet

[frozen dew]

40 hi h

[frozen dew]

Vakeel sahiba

[woven swallow]

motivation

[woven swallow]

young hi hai

[frozen dew]

Manipulation

[woven swallow]

hona chahiye

[obtuse hamlet]

?

[frozen dew]

Oh better mere dadaji honge

[obtuse hamlet]

?

[manic plover]

vc

[frozen dew]

Kkrh

[manic plover]

khaali baitha hun

[woven swallow]

lolyess

[manic plover]

neend nahi aari

[obtuse hamlet]

Abhi n

[woven swallow]

?

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[frozen dew]

Fir to tum kuch jyada hi badi ho

😱

[woven swallow]

twenty three btaya to😡

[frozen dew]

Oooo maaaaa phukhhhhh

[manic plover]

too old

[frozen dew]

M to 19 smjta th

[woven swallow]

[frozen dew]

😱

😨

[woven swallow]

thanks

[frozen dew]

19 smjta th phukhhh

[woven swallow]

pehle bhi btaya mne

[woven swallow]

😹

[frozen dew]

Bhool gya Bai ji

[woven swallow]

chauk gya

[frozen dew]

Bc

[woven swallow]

isoky hotae

[frozen dew]

Shadi krle

[woven swallow]

???

[frozen dew]

Bc bc naukri

Krti ho

[woven swallow]

naukri kre tu😡

mai kyu banu naukar

[frozen dew]

Krna pdega

[frozen dew]

Kisaan h ke

[woven swallow]

kallo fir

[woven swallow]

self made man

mai bass ek concept hu

[frozen dew]

Are gyaan ki devi

[woven swallow]

na usse km
na usse zyda

[frozen dew]

Kaancept wali didi

[woven swallow]

😹😹😹

smol world

[frozen dew]

Deadpool jesi h tu to

[woven swallow]

dahell

wym

[frozen dew]

Funny

Ho

[woven swallow]

achaa

deadpool ko mne hi sikhaya

[frozen dew]

Na na voh jyada phuny h

Uske jesa na milega dobara

[woven swallow]

si kera hai

tara yai username hai na ig pe 😹

[frozen dew]

Are yr

😭😭

[woven swallow]

🤣🤣🤣

[frozen dew]

😭😭😭

Nai

[woven swallow]

pakdaaa gyaaa

[frozen dew]

Ted ne bataya

[woven swallow]

dc ke liye alag se id bnane wale

fir 6-7 logo ko number de dene wale

[frozen dew]

Matlb?

Meri yhi main id h

No alt

[woven swallow]

new bnai?

abhi abhi

[frozen dew]

Nai to

[woven swallow]

ted ne btaya

[frozen dew]

1 saal approx

[woven swallow]

okay

[frozen dew]

Shi bol

De

[woven swallow]

1 saal to bohot purani hogyi jse

[frozen dew]

@golden agate

[frozen dew]

Haa kyuki m insta p late aaya th

[woven swallow]

bot mood swings hote isko