general-chat

[viscid ivy]

to behen ke lund

[frozen dew]

Fir ?

[prime zinc]

Shubhratri mitro

[viscid ivy]

teri mummy pe simp karu kya ab

aur confused minor ni h

[frozen dew]

Tu anath h?

[viscid ivy]

(sorry)

@frozen dew

[viscid ivy]

Ha

ab

kya kar lega

bol

teri ma ki chooot

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[viscid ivy]

Ok

Hi

[frozen dew]

Sorry

Hi

[golden agate]

Gud nite me bhi ja raha ab

[viscid ivy]

exam kab se hai

[odd timber]

crazy chat

[viscid ivy]

12 me hai na?

[frozen dew]

10

[viscid ivy]

haina

[viscid ivy]

le lauda

konsa hai

[frozen dew]

Feb

[prime zinc]

mai toh padhunga aur jaunga sone

[frozen dew]

10

[viscid ivy]

bokachoda

subject

konsa h

[frozen dew]

Inglish

[golden agate]

Me gaane sunte sunte so jaunga

[viscid ivy]

wow

kon class m h ji

batayega

[frozen dew]

12vi

M hai ji

[viscid ivy]

ye namkeen bhalu madarchod ka bachcha

[viscid ivy]

board hoga na fir to

[frozen dew]

Haa black board

[viscid ivy]

Acha

[frozen dew]

Roman Reigns royal rumble jeet gya

[cinder steppe]

🕺

[viscid ivy]

Hi

❤️❤️

kaise ho bhai

[arctic kelp]

Just say hi hello pehle you’ll be fineee

[frozen dew]

Concert jaa rhe ho ki nai

[viscid ivy]

kiske

[prime zinc]

good night

[frozen dew]

Talvi pglu h ye

[viscid ivy]

gn bhai me bhi jaa rhi

[viscid ivy]

wo kon h

oo

[frozen dew]

Jaa rh*

[prime zinc]

[viscid ivy]

talwinder

tere ishq da jaam haseen hai

[frozen dew]

H

[frozen dew]

H

[viscid ivy]

le lauda

gangu teli

[frozen dew]

Tu bhi leh

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

acha

na de dil pardesi nu tainu nitt da rouna pai jauga

[frozen dew]

Soch samaj ke laadli rula dunga

[cinder steppe]

Konse?

[viscid ivy]

Hi

[cinder steppe]

Theek

[viscid ivy]

dikha rulake

[viscid ivy]

kissi kardu

[cinder steppe]

Karde

[frozen dew]

Talwiinder ke nhi ho rhe

[cinder steppe]

Kammi ho rhi

[viscid ivy]

Ok

[cinder steppe]

Nahi

[viscid ivy]

kahan se ho

[cinder steppe]

delhi

[viscid ivy]

yaar ye dhawal bhi meri tarah bhaduwa he hai

[viscid ivy]

wow

aata hu

very soon

bhai ye namkeen bhalu ki ma chod do

[frozen dew]

Abey ja
Catfish
NPC
SADIST
sympathy lene aa gyi

[viscid ivy]

maaruga madarchod

meri aurat ko kuch mat kehna

[viscid ivy]

🤙🤙🤙

[frozen dew]

Maarke dhika

[viscid ivy]

soon

[frozen dew]

Lawdey se mere

[viscid ivy]

sale baune

khade khade tere upr se paar hojauga

[frozen dew]

Kitti height h teri

[viscid ivy]

6'1 hu

[frozen dew]

6'4 hoon laadle

[viscid ivy]

chal behen ke lund

prove kr

[frozen dew]

Horizontal**

[viscid ivy]

aasmaan me udaan hai dhadkan dhadkan suroorr me

[frozen dew]

Jnl

[viscid ivy]

abe waise

confused sachme ladki h

[frozen dew]

5'2

[viscid ivy]

😭😭😂🤣🤣

[frozen dew]

Hoon

[viscid ivy]

verify kara maine

[viscid ivy]

[frozen dew]

Mere lund se

Ldki h

[viscid ivy]

sahi m lauda

hm vc gaye the

uske sath

baat krke aaye

[frozen dew]

Prove kar

[viscid ivy]

le lauda

[frozen dew]

Teri baat kyu manu

[viscid ivy]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

ladki log k avg height

[viscid ivy]

mat maan ma chuda

[frozen dew]

Same 2 u

[viscid ivy]

Ok

[frozen dew]

Muh m to jhukke hi legi
(Avg instagram comment on girls height
I m not responsible for the backlash this comment is not by me)

[viscid ivy]

tu bhi jhuk ke he lega muh me chutiye

5'2

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

bauna

madarchod

mera lauda khada hoke terese upar chala jayega

[frozen dew]

Tu kitni jldi maan leta h

Jhooti cheeze

[viscid ivy]

5'2 to behenchod meri kaam waali h

[viscid ivy]

chal na laude

[frozen dew]

Crime patrol satrak

[limpid frigate]

[silver heath]

hi.

[elder spruce]

Hi.

[silver heath]

AT&T

[elder spruce]

[silver heath]

do u realise that there is a glove on the hand

I saw it rn

[elder spruce]

I didn't

Why tho

[viscid ivy]

wow man i also didn't realize

[viscid ivy]

why didn't u sleep btw

[elder spruce]

मे गॉड डज़ नोट प्रोवाइड मि अ गर्ल हु टॉक्स टू १० गायज़ एट वन्स

[woven swallow]

yes hi

ARTERY

I was about to tag u

[thin talon]

He wants to lock in and boht weird feel krne lga tha aaj bta rha tha

[thin talon]

Oh bettww

Dm me btata hu

Meri lambi umar mt krdo 🥺🥺yaar

[woven swallow]

hmm aaya dm uska

[woven swallow]

abey oyy pagl

[thin talon]

Thanks rae but you made me clear for a decision

Which was crucial

[thin talon]

Ha wahi

[woven swallow]

it wasn't crucial
you were blind

[thin talon]

Aayega shyd weekends p but its good he wants to do his things now

[thin talon]

🥺

[woven swallow]

yess better good for him

[thin talon]

But jb hote ho toh pta nhi chlta and now ab sab dimag me aarha h after wave of sadness ki yeah

I was blind

[limpid frigate]

Chori chakari

[thin talon]

Exactly good for him

[naive tangle]

Guys do you think samays standup with around 4-5k

[woven swallow]

glad that you've realised and made a decision for urself
for ur own sanity, bohot zruri tha is point pe
and how u feeling now?

[thin talon]

I feel relieved

[woven swallow]

yesss yayy mujhe lga ab 1 saal tak fir ni aayega

[naive tangle]

I saw someone say that he only talked about case and 1,2 jokes

[thin talon]

And thanks

You seriously helped

Mai aaj bhi na kehta but iss baar ka block mera tha 😂😂

[thin talon]

Nhi nhi

[woven swallow]

you sure? coz its really tough to go through ts

[thin talon]

Dms me btata hu

[alpine hound]

Yes

[woven swallow]

kisi ke kehne se kuch nhi hota if tujhe hi realise nhi hoti cheeze

[woven swallow]

hmm good
ab waps kuch hone ka chance?

[naive tangle]

What are you talking

[woven swallow]

haan

[woven swallow]

umm its something personal

[naive tangle]

K

[gloomy lance]

[cinder steppe]

@lusty mantle

[frozen dew]

Rocky bhai

[oblique nexus]

Yes hi

[wraith hound]

Gaadi me jagah ni bachi

[native bone]

[woven swallow]

yes hi

[woven swallow]

bss hogyaa
hogyaa naa
khudki baari aayi to gadi mai jagha ni hai

and hi btw 😛

[proven cave]

[prime zinc]

[pulsar smelt]

babe can we please discuss the cultural impact of mc stan’s verse in nanchaku because why in the world is it always I love you but never kapde woh sukhati main usko sukhata

[frozen dew]

[long pumice]

Bhai

Ajeeb h sab

Kasam se

Koi insaan itna kaam kaise kr skta hai itna burden uske jeevan m hai

Uski aankhon m dard h

Laal aankhen hui rkhi hai uski

Thak chuka hai apne jeevan se

[topaz drift]

[long pumice]

Phir bhi khud ko smhal raha hai aur apni maa ko bhi

Kaash m 20 saal badi hori toh usse shadi krleti

Uske makan ko ghr banati

[topaz drift]

Tu apne professor se shadi krle

Bye

[long pumice]

Subah subah uske liye breakfast banati uski maa k liye khana ghr k kaam krti uska vo duty jata aur mai ghr k kaam krti

[wanton geyser]

[long pumice]

[wraith hound]

Tu bada jagah banati hai mere liye

[wanton geyser]

[arctic kelp]

Pika atna rat ka

[long pumice]

But meri age agr 35-40 k beech m rhti shaadi krleti m usse

[arctic kelp]

Kaya

[wraith hound]

Hi casio

[long pumice]

Mai 20 saal choti hu usse

Ye jeevan kitna kathin hai

Mai khush rhti hu

[wanton geyser]

[long pumice]

Vo dukhi kyu hai

Mai useh khush dekhna chahti

Akele rhta hai bechara

[wraith hound]

Haa ma late sata ha

[wanton geyser]

Kyunki voh mard hai

[proper isle]

or kya

best

[long pumice]

Aaj merese puch raha tha ki aap khush kaise rhte ho jab bhi apko dekhta hu

[proper isle]

yessirr

[long pumice]

Uska downfall chl raha hai

Mai smjhai useh

[proper isle]

you

[long pumice]

Baccha ban jata hai aankhen band krke meri baatein sunta hai

Msg saamne se krta hai

[topaz drift]

Hehe

[long pumice]

Mai bahut bura feel krti hu uske liye

Mai choti kyu hu

Mai 40 saal ki kyu nahi hu

[proper isle]

sojao

[arctic kelp]

itni raat ko kya krreo

[wanton geyser]

[frosty flame]

hi.

[topaz drift]

Abhi kaha neend aayegi

[frosty flame]

any fren?

[proper isle]

sone jaari thi phone baj gya

[long pumice]

Mereko 15-20 saal pehle paida hona tha apni real age s

[frosty flame]

[proper isle]

phir phir

[long pumice]

[topaz drift]

1 2 ghante overtaking bhi to krna h

[proper isle]

hii

[wanton geyser]

Nai degi

[long pumice]

Yawr

Kaise log hai

Ye duniya bahut zaalim hai

[frosty flame]

helluu

[long pumice]

[frosty flame]

excuse me

?

[proper isle]

sojao

[slim mesa]

Hi

[frosty flame]

hi blabla

[long pumice]

Ye dicckkkkcut bhai

Hello

[proper isle]

bhatura hie

[woven swallow]

bana leti par net na challa 😹

[wanton geyser]

Hello

[topaz drift]

Kal 10 baje uthunga aaram se

[slim mesa]

Hi chotu

[proper isle]

yay

[woven swallow]

hi teku
aap kaiseo

[frosty flame]

will do in 30mins why didnt you

[proper isle]

[long pumice]

Tere liye badal rahe hai

[frosty flame]

Wassupp

[wanton geyser]

Nahi yr 😭😭😭😭

[slim mesa]

[proper isle]

same

[long pumice]

Mujhe bura lag rha hai

[frosty flame]

[proper isle]

how are you

[slim mesa]

Missing @graceful ibex

[frosty flame]

noicee

[wanton geyser]

Kyu

[frosty flame]

kiske liye?

[slim mesa]

I’m good

[topaz drift]

[slim mesa]

You

[long pumice]

Professor k liye

[slim mesa]

Hellu

[wanton geyser]

🦯

[frosty flame]

Kyu? Overworked h kya?

[slim mesa]

Ye Kya hai bhai

[frosty flame]

@lusty mantle

[wanton geyser]

[wanton geyser]

Arre yr 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏻

[long pumice]

[wanton geyser]

Lawda ka sarkar hai

[viscid ivy]

daaru nhi di 😭

[frosty flame]

[frosty flame]

underage

[long pumice]

Bhai usko bhi pyar chahiye koi uski care kare koi useh ache se rakhe akela hai vo bechara apni maa ko smhalta puchi m mili toh mummy ko ghr side kyu nai chd dete he was like mere alawa unka hai hi kon, ghr k poora kaam khud krta , clg k kaam bhi aur mumma ko bhi smhalna

[wanton geyser]

Jhee baat

[long pumice]

Khud ko smhal kaise leta akele vo

[slim mesa]

[wanton geyser]

[frosty flame]

Issokay uske liye uski umar ki ldki dhund ke uski shaadi krva do

[long pumice]

Kaash mai uski umr ki hotii

[woven swallow]

[wraith hound]

Excuses

[frosty flame]

teacher kink

[wanton geyser]

Hi bhaiya

[long pumice]

Divorce abhi tk nai hua hai bss ladai jhagda hua baat band hogayi 6 saal se akele rh rha toh shaadi bhi nahi kr skta

[frozen dew]

Chaardiwari is so fckin good man

[woven swallow]

nunneshwar aapka kuch chance ni hai uske sath fir aap kyu try krrhe ho

[long pumice]

[woven swallow]

kabtak chalega yesb

[frosty flame]

Bhaiya

[wraith hound]

Mai bhi tikku
kaisa tha aapka din?

[frozen dew]

He's goat

[wanton geyser]

[frozen dew]

Abey babla

[woven swallow]

lund pe jhulja fir uske bhi

[wanton geyser]

🦯

[woven swallow]

kartik pe bohot options hogaye aajkal

waah

[woven swallow]

kehndi hundi si

[frozen dew]

Only samay raina

[topaz drift]

Rae aaj konsi whiskey pikar aayi h

[woven swallow]

waoyaar
sai tha, aapka kaisa tha?

[wraith hound]

Acha

[wanton geyser]

Bhia voh mohsina ka bhai aata hai kya ?

[woven swallow]

chal juthe

[frozen dew]

Cheel ka moot

**

[woven swallow]

😹 ye to normal rae hai

[woven swallow]

???

[wraith hound]

Yes
Theek thaak tha 4 Outta 10

[woven swallow]

she keri

[wanton geyser]

Jhee baat

Less Gooo

[wraith hound]

Kuch she ni keri bas copy Kara lo

[frozen dew]

Chaardiwari is so good

[frozen dew]

Kidar

[wanton geyser]

Fatak se chlo yr

[wraith hound]

Fatak pe toh rukte hai gandu

[wanton geyser]

[wraith hound]

Chocomelon

[limpid frigate]

Hedge Knight

[wanton geyser]

Laao yr 🤲🏻

[woven swallow]

kabhi 10/10 day ka swad chakha hai 😹

[wraith hound]

Yeh teri pfp me aise kyu lagra woh muth marte hue pakda gya

[woven swallow]

abey? ab kya copy kiya😡

[limpid frigate]

Perception

[wraith hound]

I miss bachpan

[woven swallow]

ta ham ka kara bahinsod

[wraith hound]

Yeh excuses pe mai hi likhta tha ap dhillon refrence bhoolna matt

[woven swallow]

oh yessss sameee

pura din bass gandmasti no tension

[wraith hound]

Tere liye toh kaafi poorani baat ho gyi hogi

[woven swallow]

tu ap dhillon reference likhta tha
kehndi hundi si maine likha

[woven swallow]

tere liye to kal ki hi baat hogi kiddo

[wraith hound]

Acha aaj kal bada research chalu hai quantum physics pe tera

[wraith hound]

Same thing

[frozen dew]

Daaru pii ke soja

[thin talon]

Ca ra madrchad

[wraith hound]

Abe oye unc 😡

[wanton geyser]

Ayy bhai aayyy

[wraith hound]

Ca ra hajad

[topaz drift]

Koi mujhe Jager sponsor krde to uska partner 10/10 niklega

[wraith hound]

Koi mujhe karde toh uski mummy 100 saal jiyegi

[thin talon]

Tara ma na chadaga aaj sa ma 🥺

Mann bhar ga

💔

[wanton geyser]

[oblique nexus]

Heya

[woven swallow]

😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 roflmania hogyaaa ekdm hi

[wraith hound]

Par ma ta tara ma har dan chadaga

[woven swallow]

noooo

[woven swallow]

abey oyy newly unc 🤣

[wraith hound]

I'm kinda funny like that

[thin talon]

Shitt yaar

💔

[wraith hound]

Idea mera hi tha tabhi tujhe inspiration mila

[topaz drift]

[wraith hound]

So technically copied

[woven swallow]

hey are you using dc👋

[thin talon]

Peki

[woven swallow]

eww too lame to copy

[thin talon]

Visi hi ajata

[wraith hound]

Aint no way abhi abhi legally peene layak hua hu bas tu hai unc

[woven swallow]

ok goodnight

[woven swallow]

yeh sureee vfunny

[wraith hound]

Dusre ghar ni gya

Gaane sunn skta mute hi rahunga

[wraith hound]

Tanks

[woven swallow]

inspiration copy hota hai?

[thin talon]

@wraith hound kaisa h ?

@woven swallow kesi hai

[wraith hound]

No according to emiway but kya tu emiway hai?

[thin talon]

Aja hajad

[wraith hound]

Waisa sa hu thoda

[thin talon]

😛

[woven swallow]

jaise to parso se hi drink start ki tune

[wraith hound]

Aaja

[wraith hound]

😅

[thin talon]

Aja re

[woven swallow]

hii
mai theeku tu kasa ha

[thin talon]

Rae

[thin talon]

Ma bha badhiya hoga ha thoda sa

Aja mujic visi

[wraith hound]

Aaja na Ferrari me

[wanton geyser]

Kese

[woven swallow]

nahi but mai uski ideology se agree krugi ( for this time only)

[woven swallow]

sunka axaa laga maraka

[thin talon]

Udka

[thin talon]

Thkans

🙏🥺

[wraith hound]

Ewww emiway ki ideology se agree (nah man how could you)

[wanton geyser]

Kab

[wraith hound]

Play kar na hijde

Bhaith kya gya vc aake

[woven swallow]

🥺🙏 lyra lyra anytime anywhere

[woven swallow]

i apologise gng but had to

[wraith hound]

Lyra Lyra everybody loves to wear

💅

[woven swallow]

lyra fan right there chat

[wraith hound]

Nah man

[smoky tartan]

Hoii

[woven swallow]

shatap

[wraith hound]

Certified lesbian

[thin talon]

Kal

[thin talon]

Aja gana visi ma

[wanton geyser]

Aree yr 😭😭😭😭😭

[oblique nexus]

Hey, a wild harsh appeared

[topaz drift]

No chip chip

[woven swallow]

wannabe lesb
gay kahin ka

[gloomy lance]

Hell o

[wraith hound]

Ain't happening

[woven swallow]

aariu brak laka

[woven swallow]

a wild harsh wtf? 😨

[woven swallow]

please 😢

[wraith hound]

Abe oye ek bar ko straight bol dena but yeh gay jaisi gandi gaali matt dena 😡

Woh baawe meri feel jane na 🗣️

Yeh aankhein meri neend jaane na 🗣️

[woven swallow]

abhi kuch hijde aajaenge na patt se lond pe jhul jayega 😢

[thin talon]

Oyee ad chala da 😂😂

Pgl

[wraith hound]

Abe ni oye aisi baatein ni bolte pagal

[thin talon]

Bark lala

[oblique nexus]

haha

[thin talon]

Lond🥺

[wraith hound]

Lond on

Lond off

[thin talon]

No Mt jao

[thin talon]

Sorry na

[wraith hound]

Ni bhot ho gya

[thin talon]

Don't tell me this yaar

🥺🥺

[wraith hound]

I already did

Cry bout it

[thin talon]

Cyu bola 🥺

[thin talon]

😭😭😭💦

[wraith hound]

Meri marzi

[thin talon]

Teri toh wo bhi ni h

[wraith hound]

Arre I did not mean it 🥺

[thin talon]

😂😂💔

[thin talon]

😭👍

💦💦

[wraith hound]

Teri bhen yaa toh khud chud jaegi ya kisi din mai chod jaunga 😡

Hijde

[thin talon]

Abey gali likha ra

🙂😟✋

[frozen dew]

Phyght

[thin talon]

Sorry

Lesshooo

[wraith hound]

Tf

[thin talon]

Lessgo

[frozen dew]

🐖🐠

[thin talon]

😩😩

🍌

[wraith hound]

Abe itne sad gaane kyu play karra pagal

[thin talon]

🕺

[wraith hound]

Raat ka time hai

[pale trellis]

So jao pancho

[thin talon]

Sad wale time gye ab

Yeh gana arpit ne intro me bjaya tha

Jisme nach rha tha

[wraith hound]

Sula de itna hi hai toh

[thin talon]

Yellow kapde pehn k

[wraith hound]

Haa dekha hai

[thin talon]

Tbse playlist me saved h

Kyuki banger h

🍌🔥

Soft banger

[wraith hound]

Jara hu the bear dekhunga

5 ep bache hai bas

[thin talon]

💔

[wraith hound]

Aaj khatam kar dunga

[thin talon]

Kaha gya routine

💔

[wraith hound]

🥺

[thin talon]

Mt jao

[wraith hound]

Frankenstein dekhega? Dusre ghar ni gya mai?

[thin talon]

😓

[wraith hound]

But mai baat ni kar paunga

[thin talon]

@halcyon island

[wraith hound]

Aur chat bhi ni shayad

[thin talon]

Dakhaga?

Ara bisi

Yeh dusra ra ha

[wraith hound]

Haa laptop ni nikala phone pe hu lol

[thin talon]

@woven swallow

[thin talon]

Okay bha

😛

@woven swallow end bark

[wraith hound]

Rae soga

[thin talon]

Na

Bark laya ha

Banana

[wraith hound]

Ya last gana

Lmao

Timing

[thin talon]

Mana khudka naas kra la

💔

[thin talon]

😢

[dusty thunder]

[oblique nexus]

@woven swallow

[gray ember]

Guys
Woh kavitaye kaha likhi jaati hai iss server mai

[woven swallow]

hii hars

gaane sunega?

[dusty thunder]

[oblique nexus]

Sure

[oblique nexus]

[woven swallow]

aaja fir jockie

[woven swallow]

uree

[dusty thunder]

@thin talon hi

haw r u

[thin talon]

I am great how ryou

[dusty thunder]

all good

gc dead kyu hai

[thin talon]

Good pfp

[dusty thunder]

kaha gye mere saare asamajik tatva

[dusty thunder]

[thin talon]

J*b mil gya

[dusty thunder]

desh ki gdp badh jayegi fir isse to

galat move

[silver heath]

terrible sleep cycle

[slow heart]

good morning Chat

[limpid frigate]

Hate bein sober

[past shuttle]

why gussa

[golden agate]

Good morning bhai

[atomic dagger]

[past garnet]

Morning babu log

[prime zinc]

Good morning Ted vaiii

[tiny night]

[past shuttle]

@heady thunder wake up nashta ban gaya

[pale badger]

Hi

[golden agate]

Morning

[azure steppe]

Morning

[cinder steppe]

morning

[azure steppe]

Kaisa hai tu

[cinder steppe]

normal

[azure steppe]

Theek hai

[cinder steppe]

ig

[azure steppe]

Mmhm

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

[prime zinc]

mrng

[viscid ivy]

morning !

[prime zinc]

mrng ji

[viscid ivy]

clg kbse shuru hota bhai ?

[viscid ivy]

oye

[prime zinc]

exam hai

[viscid ivy]

oh

[prime zinc]

12:30 tak bakchodi krunga idhar

phir 6 ghante off chale junga

[viscid ivy]

btw kal jo last gn wala msg bheja tha na mene

[prime zinc]

hn

[viscid ivy]

uske baad hua tha kalesh

dekhna

[prime zinc]

kaunsa kalesh ?

[viscid ivy]

dekhn na bhai khud

[prime zinc]

not interested

[viscid ivy]

ok ji

[prime zinc]

padhai wadhai kar subha subha aa jati online

[viscid ivy]

le kar solve

[prime zinc]

?

[viscid ivy]

dekh

[prime zinc]

[viscid ivy]

#pictures

[viscid ivy]

abeee

[viscid ivy]

asbinnn

[prime zinc]

hn

[heady thunder]

thanks

[viscid ivy]

kr solve

[prime zinc]

didi mereko formula bhul ke 2 saal ho gya hai

[viscid ivy]

glt baat

[prime zinc]

hi fe didi

[viscid ivy]

fe ldki hai ?

[heady thunder]

hello ashwin

[prime zinc]

hn

[viscid ivy]

woow

[prime zinc]

kaise ho

[heady thunder]

badhiya hoon tum batao

[prime zinc]

mai bhi thik hu didi

[past shuttle]

[ancient orbit]

My granny got hit by a bazooka

[prime zinc]

is she alive or left

[heady thunder]

[mortal island]

@heady thunder

[heady thunder]

ditya

[mortal island]

HE or AP

[mortal island]

Good morning

[timid gazelle]

Halo

[mortal island]

Amnol

[timid gazelle]

Apse mulaqat

Hogyi

Inevitable

[mortal island]

Muqalat kb hogi

[mortal island]

[timid gazelle]

Jb ap bulao yr

[heady thunder]

good morning

[timid gazelle]

Paet m gudgud

[mortal island]

Uske leye training karni hogi

[timid gazelle]

Ono

[mortal island]

Wassup

[timid gazelle]

Why diyar

Paxtan m ho ky

[mortal island]

Aise hi

[timid gazelle]

Ap

[heady thunder]

[timid gazelle]

Spy banke

[mortal island]

😭

[heady thunder]

kaunsi training ki baat ho rahi hai ye

[mortal island]

Muqalat ke leye

Fight

[prime zinc]

[timid gazelle]

Cat fight

[mortal island]

Dog fight

[timid gazelle]

There's a gane

Game

In which chickens fight

[prime zinc]

Pen fight

[timid gazelle]

Coc fight

They call it

[ancient orbit]

Left after she got hit

[prime zinc]

ayyo

RIP daadi

om shanti

[heady thunder]

[devout nacelle]

Morning babies

[prime zinc]

Good Morning Mam

[devout nacelle]

[prime zinc]

maam scl nahi jana apko ?

[devout nacelle]

Me job na krti

[prime zinc]

[devout nacelle]

Yes

[prime zinc]

paer kaisa hai abhi ?

[devout nacelle]

Per ka to nhi pta kamar tut rhi

[prime zinc]

arey itne jaldi

kya kaam kr rhi thi jo kamar tutne laga

[past shuttle]

Morning

[devout nacelle]

Kl monday dance me ek ghnta jumping stretching

[prime zinc]

[toxic wave]

Gudu morning

[toxic wave]

Good morning 😇

[heady thunder]

morning

[toxic wave]

🫣🫣

[devout nacelle]

Morning

[toxic wave]

Hello cutie

How are you ?

[devout nacelle]

Chl rha

[toxic wave]

Aao dm mai shaadi ki baate kare 😏😏

[devout nacelle]

[toxic wave]

🤭🤭

[devout nacelle]

Lol

[toxic wave]

Abhi koi horror movie aayi hai kya ?

New

[devout nacelle]

Ny

[toxic wave]

Yeh pfp aap aur vo hai kya ?

[devout nacelle]

Kon

[toxic wave]

Bf

[devout nacelle]

Nhi h

[ancient orbit]

Aint that genius

[ancient orbit]

Lol she got hit by God's bazooka a long time ago

[prime zinc]

acha

[proven cave]

@queen field phir wai valentine day ka chkkr

[ancient orbit]

🥺

Aisa kya?

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

Issokay

[proven cave]

What

[ancient orbit]

Ab to seedhe pati milega aapko

[proven cave]

[proven cave]

true

[ancient orbit]

Umar gyi aapki boyfie banaane ki

[proven cave]

Oh aise kya

Bf toh kisi bhi umr m bna skte h

[ancient orbit]

To aur kese hoga

Shaadi ke baad bhi?

[proven cave]

Ni

[ancient orbit]

[proven cave]

Unko bf ni extra marital bolenfe

[ancient orbit]

What if someone taste is like married woman

[proven cave]

hote h

[ancient orbit]

Boyfie to hoga bhi na tab

[proven cave]

Haa

[ancient orbit]

Ikr

[proven cave]

Yes

[ancient orbit]

Aap banana

Boyfie after marriage

[proven cave]

Chote ladke r dumb

[ancient orbit]

[proven cave]

Nhi kyu bnau m

[ancient orbit]

I am unc

[proven cave]

You are

Are you

[ancient orbit]

Kyu nhi banaaoge aap?

[proven cave]

apne pati ko dhoka kyu du..

[ancient orbit]

Yes 😔 aajkal jldi thaq jaata hun

[proven cave]

Haww

[ancient orbit]

Pati bhi to dhokha dega

[proven cave]

Wtf kyu

Aise ni krega wo. Pyar krta h merse ik

[cinder steppe]

@lusty mantle good morning

@past shuttle gm

[prime zinc]

next msg hoga vc aao

[devout nacelle]

True

[devout nacelle]

Sb ese hi hote

Hai

Matlabi

Ashwin

[ivory pilot]

bhen ke lode

@ancient orbit

[long pumice]

Aur gaayyysss mere pubicssssss kaise hoeeee sab

Mai toh khush hu

Merese jyada aur khush nai ho skta

Yeyyeyeee

Sab khush raho mai yahi chahti hu

[ivory pilot]

babla 💋

[long pumice]

Aalu ji

Kaise ho aap

[ivory pilot]

mein badhiya hu babla tu kaisi h?

[long pumice]

mai toh pyaari hu as always

[ivory pilot]

prof kaisa hai?

[long pumice]

Mujhe eisa aabhass ho raha ki mujhe apne professor se pyar ho gaya hai

[long pumice]

pyara

[ancient orbit]

🫵

[ivory pilot]

ohh date hua?

[ancient orbit]

Kya hai

[long pumice]

Han

[ancient orbit]

Bablaaa

[long pumice]

We had coffee and pyari pyari baatein

[ancient orbit]

Babla with daddy issues

[long pumice]

Ese nai bol

Pyar ki umr nai hoti

[ancient orbit]

Babla ki choice is 40 Yr old uncs

[long pumice]

[ancient orbit]

Apni umar ke pasand nhi aate isko

[prime zinc]

mreko matlabi bolre

[long pumice]

[ancient orbit]

Shaadi shuda mard chedti hai

[long pumice]

Desi jesus kaise bol deta hai

Maine Tera ky bigada hai

[ancient orbit]

Sharam hayaa?

[long pumice]

[ancient orbit]

I am sad for his biwi

[long pumice]

How rude

[ancient orbit]

What if this happens to you

[long pumice]

Biwi se baat nai hoti uski chali gayi hai

[long pumice]

[prime zinc]

talaak ?

[ancient orbit]

Professor bhi pedo hai bc

[long pumice]

Nahi hua h

[long pumice]

Aeeyyyy

[ancient orbit]

paas aane ke tareeke hote sab ye

[long pumice]

Acha ji eisa kya

[ancient orbit]

You dont know mard jaat well

[long pumice]

[ancient orbit]

Choice to mashallah hai babla ki

[long pumice]

Oooh shittt

[long pumice]

[ancient orbit]

[long pumice]

Ik mannn

Misandrist hu

[ancient orbit]

Choti soch waale ladke and pedos pasand aate isko

[vestal dome]

Party doo

[prime zinc]

[vestal dome]

Desizi

[ancient orbit]

Losttt my biwi

[vestal dome]

Ashwinzi

[long pumice]

[ancient orbit]

[vestal dome]

[long pumice]

Ooo shittt

[vestal dome]

Send money

My

[devout nacelle]

Happy birthday @wary crag

[vestal dome]

Salary

Finish

[ancient orbit]

[vestal dome]

[prime zinc]

boliyelostttzi

[ancient orbit]

Salary aa bhi gyi?

[vestal dome]

1 ko aa jati yaha

[ancient orbit]

Arey waao

[vestal dome]

Morninzii

[ancient orbit]

Kidhar udaa di?

[vestal dome]

pitaji ko dedi poori

[prime zinc]

morning hai zi ,

[proven cave]

Hass mat nazar mat laga. my pati is v good

[vestal dome]

[ancient orbit]

pitaji gareeb si?

[vestal dome]

@proven cave ko bhi treat deti h

[proven cave]

Or muze

[prime zinc]

kya hua laptop ka ?

[vestal dome]

no

[proven cave]

do treat for

[vestal dome]

kn

[proven cave]

Fir

[ancient orbit]

jo hai nhi uske baare me kya hi pataa aapko

[vestal dome]

Tip top milna do

Deti treat

[prime zinc]

[proven cave]

How do you know nhi hai

[ancient orbit]

Tip.top?

[proven cave]

Tip top?

[vestal dome]

Tips milti hai

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

hai kya?

[mortal island]

Okay

🌊

[proven cave]

Salary k 40k se ni di gyi treat.. ab tip ki 4 rupy se degi

[vestal dome]

mahina tip me he toh chalte h

[proven cave]

[ancient orbit]

😭

[mortal island]

Hello beautiful

[ancient orbit]

Salary dox

[vestal dome]

4 rupee kon deta h

[proven cave]

ouu fir toh theek hai

[ancient orbit]

😭

[mortal island]

[proven cave]

mere jaise gareeb

[proven cave]

Ho saxi

Hi*

[vestal dome]

mai wapus he kardu

[mortal island]

Good morning

[proven cave]

lostu treat degi

[proven cave]

[vestal dome]

Yaha dollar me milti hai

Ya toh 500

1000

2000

[proven cave]

Wow.. m dungi 5 $

[vestal dome]

Good tipping culture

[past shuttle]

morning

[proven cave]

Goodmoning zii

[mortal island]

Lostt to reply nhi deti treat kaha se degi

[proven cave]

[mortal island]

She's changed

[vestal dome]

acha zi

[proven cave]

[vestal dome]

Changed

Yes

[past shuttle]

yes

[mortal island]

Kya karri

[vestal dome]

Lauda phela kabhi kabhi lgta tha

[past shuttle]

lostt laptop aagua

[mortal island]

Hmm

[ancient orbit]

167.93 rupees in my bank account

[vestal dome]

No

[ancient orbit]

Ek hafta kese kaatunga

[vestal dome]

Mine 300

[vestal dome]

Kuch bhi

[past shuttle]

wo point ki 9 ke baad rakh wo mera

[past shuttle]

kaha gaya

[mortal island]

[ancient orbit]

How was your reaction to your first salary?

[ancient orbit]

jaydaad dedun aapko saari?

[vestal dome]

Bhai i was happi mera acc me meri salary poora 2 mins thi

Fir maina

[past shuttle]

dede

[vestal dome]

Pitaji ko transfer karde

[past shuttle]

same

[vestal dome]

papa na bola lede gya shant ho jau thora

[past shuttle]

but mera indusland bank ko jaata

[vestal dome]

[past shuttle]

[prime zinc]

Hrdeep singh bhai kuch aur hi nikle

[mortal island]

Indusind*

[past shuttle]

aur mera biriyani

[vestal dome]

Tip ana do

[dawn panther]

Sad

[vestal dome]

Fir bhejti

[vestal dome]

[vestal dome]

Kesa ho?

[mortal island]

Lostt canedda chali gayi ?

[past shuttle]

me aaj tak galat bol raha tha

damn

[ancient orbit]

Kyu?

[past shuttle]

tip

[dawn panther]

Tip tip brsa pani

[mortal island]

Acha tum ?

[ancient orbit]

aandman me kese bhejun out of India hai wo to

[vestal dome]

he said he don’t trust me in money

[mortal island]

Yes

[cobalt wyvern]

Nice

[ancient orbit]

😝😝 beti pr trust ni krte

[vestal dome]

zi

[ancient orbit]

Lol lmao rofl

[cobalt wyvern]

Final

[lusty mantle]

Hey hey

[prime zinc]

akkaw namaste

[ancient orbit]

Shayla dikh gyi

[vestal dome]

[cobalt wyvern]

24 7 online?

[ivory pilot]

bhool gaya meko

[lusty mantle]

Good morning chawal

[ancient orbit]

Clubbing jaaegi beti unko shaq hai

[dawn panther]

Pdh leta hu

[ancient orbit]

😝😝

[ivory pilot]

fir uske baad?

[prime zinc]

nahi , just came an hour back ... exam hora

[ancient orbit]

Obviously

[vestal dome]

Yaha club nhi h

[cobalt wyvern]

Nice

[lusty mantle]

[prime zinc]

[past shuttle]

@proven cave party lost ki taraf se

[vestal dome]

Shayla

[prime zinc]

best

[lusty mantle]

Good morning qt

[ivory pilot]

kyun bhai mein ne aisa kya kar diya 🥀 💔

[lusty mantle]

how you feeling?

[vestal dome]

[vestal dome]

Bc subah subah he texted me wait lemme send u