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mereko agriculture karna tha , research mein . seat bhi mila tha par ghar wale jaane se mana kiye

a link = scam ;-;
Zindagi chuno mbbs nahi
Kalyug

π₯
Gharwale humesha sahi nhi hote
Shyad
well you arent wrong tho but trust me on this
Aayyy ye to engineering ki line hai
Applies here too
Wah kya baat kahi hai wah hame tho energy agai 
but abhi jo field liya hu is good and has every possible connection to agriculture toh acha lagta
Dogs r allowed
But docs r not
Arey yr kabhi to Mera koi sath do
@mystic sail
no fr
I love beat boxing man

I wonβt wish this line of work to my dushmans 
It's so cool
arey
Konsi line
Chup kr ja kaua
@woven swallow
@lusty mantle what course you study rn ?
Line of work
Daaktarni saheb bolo
Batakh bana kr quack quack krwaungi
aisa
β°οΈ
Mimic dead person or coffin
Arey batak ka dic spring jesa hota h uk??

Ye kaha jhak rha
itne bure din aagaye kartik ki yeh sab dekhta?
minors animal abuse krne ki firakh mai hai

Arey fr uska dic uski body se lamba hota h
maine toh cockroach aur frog nanga karke uske ang ke saath practical kiya hai
Wtf
Mere school m frop kisi liquid m h dead still not decomposing
yeah ethanol
Daarubaaz πΈ
No way
@viscid ivy
kisine epstein files dekha?
nahi sabhi species which can be availble are stored in ethanol
Razna saare bartan tumhi maazna
Modih ka naam aaya
Konsa season
Hi
woh toh aisei tha
Aur kaun?
web series na hi aaye toh badhiya
Hello
Aayegi pakka aayegi
Hello
modi ka itna unrelated vague context mei naam agay toh fat se justification agaya. udhar trump araam se baitha hai

Kya hal hai chat sab ka?
mere toh clg mein snake , frog , snail , lizard , baaki ko ethanol bottles mein store krte the @frozen dew
Modih ko janta ko lootna bhi hai
depressing hai kaafi. X band kar diya mei
Hi
Mere school m h ye sab
What's up ??

Han hote hai , i even saw a dead body being cut in frnt of me
Seriously yaar galeech hi hai
Idk who r u
yaha political baatein mei mute/ban hosakta
byee
ye kaisa school hai bhai ?
Ayoo prenana
scl nahi clg
acha
Dance me per tod k aayi hu tum batao
sad state of affairs
uh uh prerna nhi confuuused

prerna chu thi
Ok
Kya confused hi prerana hai
baam laga lo ji
I know it breaks your heart

lg gayi na nazar pfp ko
Kaha
Aur kya chl rh h
Hn
apke paer e
kuch nhi ji sab thik aap bataye
Ok
Now you can call it
Break a leg
Nothing much as usual Monday morning motivation is draining

Baaki sab theek bass chal rh hai

But?
ye kiske liye tha
Monday to sir vat laga deta
Kitna busy hai dm ni dekha jaa rha
ceeya in a few hours again

Bsdk dekh lia

hnji , ncert padhi nhi jaarhi bss π₯²
Mera Tuesday
Monday toh aise feel leke aata hai dunia palat du main
Arey bhai tu bhi 12 th m h
ji ha pcmb
Moved to the city in the broke down car
yeahh jee + neet
But wtf is pcmb
Mai lyrics spam kar rhi hu bhai
Dance vala dance kam monday ko workout jyada karvata
Pcmb is literally shit
khud ki g marna

Ayooo attempt one m kitne attempt the?
Physics, chemistry, math, biology
laga hi
Wo bhi charged up rehta hoga na Sunday ke baad

Thanks
Hn
44 π₯² ji mene proper neet prep ki hai kota
4 π no π²
Thanls
@panoti ki yaad agayi ye dekh ke 
Hehehe
Btw it's zumba or other dance form ?
Lol π

Date??
If happy ever after did exist
23 2nd shift
Professional dance forma alag alag
U r too smart ha
γ―γ½γγΏγ¬γγγγ
Hard shift thi ig
I would still be holding you like this
Wow kitne seekh liye ??
Naah
Max
hain ? pta nhi bhai , sab tukke mare aayi huπ₯²
Abhi to Bollywood sikh rhi hu
Dooron dooron song
eww gaali de ra ba
Usme kya seekhna 
Lol neet aspirant h tu kota m kis coaching m h?
alien π
Le
Balance nahi hai phone mein
Contemporary
Us moment
Paresh Pahuja?
tum bhi kota ?
Gwalior mp
Ohk
I think you're into salsa
Hn
ok ji
Wo 14 feb ko workshop
Ayeee lessgo
π€ dummy school?
Mast h
Ye zindagi mein balance nahi tha ab phone me bhi nahi
papa ka 
Ghnta
Oh less go Kon hai partner
Me nahi jane vali
Sahi h yr
Yes original and concert wala doni hi mast hai

TumHara to
Mai to 14th ko sartaj ke show pe jara
Zindagi me kabhi balance nhi rehta
Sir hai unke sath
π€ kitni rank aati h test m


Aight gtg
Wo to hai sab kuch extreme pe hota hai
kota centre me rank nhi dikhate
or ladle

Hein
Kn aap bataiye ji
Matlab sir na tabhi 14 Feb ko rakha hai
ha , sucide kr lete na yrr isliye
Jumping excercise krke diwala nikl diya

kn babu timepass 
Mere dost ko kick kardia kota Allen se
Kyuki uski whatsapp chat p sui cide ki baate thi
Jim bim jaa rhe ke nhi
Sabki apni-apni hasratein hai
hain wtf ?
True
Baki aap kasratein karo aur kya
@hollow bramble
Haa uske whatsapp chat p suicide p koi joke th voh check hogya to nikaal dia fir abhi mere centre m aagya
Ho gya
Itna mehnga hai kyaaa
Tabhi flex kar rhi ho
haa possible hai , hame kuch sessions me bataya gaya tha ki phone chk ho skta hai
No privacy
hostel m h?
pr mere pass to sirf jio ka dabba tha π₯²
Kya
Abey bc
ha keh skte ho
Legs
acha lode
Sahi m ro dungi
Ameer ho kya bolun ab
Aisa kya keh dia mene
Bandi bundi ke sath jao kahin
bandi honi bhi chaiye
mtlb ?
Are per dard

Boomer bhi ho jk
Sprain hi hai Naa kuch Tuta to nahi na
Arey bhosdike kahan gayae tumhare ghanisth mitra saggy
Jumping jumapack kari
sry yr me samaj nhi paayi π
Unke sath jao
mera time table =
utho padho khao gym jao khao padho walk kro padho khao koi series ka ek ep dekho fir so jao
I k mostly girls ka humour bekaar hi hota h
Ye to avg boy ka h
are ye complex terms nhi samaj aati
Roti rahogi nahi to phir
nhi nhi ab nhi
Arey bhosdike abhi kaahe nahi pad rhe ho
Chalo chup chaap baitho padhne
ro liya dopher ko hi
padh ke hi aaya 
Ye pyaar vyaar ke chakkar m aadha youth kharab ho rh hai
frooti bhai 
tu padh rha h ya nhi jee h tera
Mene bhi Kiya tha mere ko ankle me crack agyaa tha Jo Roya tha main
mera bhi jee h @frozen dew bhaiya tips dedo
Arey bhosdike tum to bhadiya student ho furst kilas
Aur batao jindagi m kya dikkat hai

Ted sir kese ho
iit b cse fix mera π―
are yr pyar nhi ye gc pr ke log dost man bethti hu , fir unka bola bura lgjata hai
Hi
arre fir se sir bol diya 
Arey dekho beta
Jee na humse ho paya na humare baap se
Ispe hum chup hi rehte h
hii
Mene Bina shoes ke Kiya tha
uski 
Kese ho
ted 
Are bhai bhai
hi ted !
dinner kha ke aa gaye??
Oh
heylo
hi
Ni abhi 5 min baad apka?..
Bas chal rha hai
Online logo se duur raho maze lete h bass
Jitna
Dost to mat hi banana online
π
kkrhi hoee ted
Same
hahhaaa
ha thanks bhai π
Thode der me call k baad
Phir uske baad nahi kia
But ab karne hi padega nahi toh heavyweight champion ban jaunge
@viscid ivy kartik se too bilkul nhi
Bas leta hu, aap batao bhai
Wow lagta hai job mill gaya
aaaayy @outer gale ki korchis ?

padh ke aaya
Uski yaad aa rahi hai tumhe bhosdike
Itne bade ho gye ho pyaar prem ishq karna h tumhe
Padhai pe dhyan do smje ke nahi
Nahi, ghar se call 
bss time pass tui bol
Aisa kyaa
aayein ? kya kehna chahte ho ji ?
Acha
timepass
Arre noice, at least koi to padh raha
ek baar krke dekh
hiiii asbinnnn
Haan
Tumko aadat lag gyi h discord ki kam karo thoda aana
ye kartik se online dosti 
Haan
hhaa
hi
hanji
yayyaa
π
Phir to theek hee hai
ha meri hi coaching ka hai
haan bhai

Arey bhosdike hume sikhaoge ab tum itne bade ho gaye ho
Jesa bade bol rhe hai baat mana Kari nahi to daaru peeke pade rhe hote abhi naali m
Smje bhosdike
Itna gyan Dene se phele pata hona chaiye tha
aha jante ho ek dusre ko nvm



abhi jan pehcan hui ji

bkl itna maar khayega na
See you π
Aur ye confuuused name rakhne se koi sympathy nhi de dega thoda self respect badhao apni mard bano

U2, me bhi ja raha
yes boss !
wow iske alawa or koi nhi mila ?
tumhare batch ke or bhi h @dawn panther ye bhi h neet wala
ba bye praveen and billi bhai
π€£π€£ maza aagya
Byee
Ilyyy

byeee
allen ka hai ?
allen ka toh @dawn panther hai
kha ke aaya

ye bhi sahi hai
Aur ese koi bhi discord p gyaan de to uski baat nahi manni hoti hai
Par meri maano bade m tumse hum
ki ?
Bc subha sw same logo ko dekh rha hu inko kuch kaam ni hai

Arey hum coaching ke nahi hai kya bata rahi ho humare mitra ko

are mtlb tag to same hai
ye boards wale itna timepass krte
sterss se excape krne k liye
Sarcasm aur satire ki parakh nhi h tumhe abhi
okay ji mb

stress *
Hmm
Mat karo plz
JEE kaisa tha ?
hota hai sterss mai
Theek thaak but not that good
mt pucho ji
Deke aya exam
ha
1 hfta boards ka karke april tak mai gayab
99.69

Stress kam karna h to yoga karo
Mobile phone duur rakho
Screen time kam kro
ekdum chu tha yr
Acha ji 
Acha bhokan karo
acha next advanced mein thoda aur effort de ho jayega , nahi cuet dega toh bhi it's well and good
kese kru ye bhi btao ab
Nahi april attempt m dunga
Hypocrisy ki bhi koi seema hoti hai
stress ke liye don't use mobile , either go out and have a walk or do some sudoku

Insta gram delete maro
Discord p bass jab koi tag kare to hi aao
bahar walk ki to mummy kat ke fek degi
YouTube to cringe h aaj kal
han
insta nhi he mere pas
Par subha se tho idher hi hai
bolna walk krungi stress kam krne
Very good

Tumhe kya pata bhosdike hum kya karte h
Hume shikhaoge tum ab
stress bolte hi kaat dengi
Itne bade ho gye ho humse prasn karoge
Bhosdike
koi sense hai
Stress ke liye sabse best hai physics exercise
Ghoomo
Bahar
aur toh aur ncert wale , Jo Cbse sample paper nikalta woh aur KV ke sample paper milte woh krte raho
hai ram , rambaan upay
bht question aate
Stfu 
Shut the fuck up
Chup chod ke upar?


Padhai karo bitiya warna hum jese ban jaogi
okay ji
shayla zi khana hua ?
Mai funny hoona bahut
Ye to free ka gyaan dene aagye
Pareshan krdo bichari didi ko
Tag kar karke
Hen

No chance π


mai kya gyaan diya bey
U can't win
tere jese se jitna bhi nhi mereko
winner takes it all π₯
Sorry
Good morning
it's ok
tuze nhi muze bola wo
Shadyside
Dhwoooll
Rula dunga

Lehdu vit

Parveen sale
ignore kr na , tere dusre doston se batte kr , peace
Are you arghitl?
So pathetic man
dislendix?
Stage 5
Abey sale
Dhoowal paan masala h mera
@viscid ivy @arctic kelp
how to approach that gym baddie I swear I am becoming restless
Jese ko tesa
s i yam arlight

Evolving into hijlendix now
H na mast
@cinder steppe
are bhaiii
π
Thanks for being alrgilt
Abey


yoear velkum
Confuj
I cant speak twelvegu
Mc khelega
Bauni cse ko mat kardio voh gusse m rehti h
Aur ab hume bachane ke liye Deadpool bhi nhi hai
Sabko ban degi
Chalo m chlta hoon
My name is caran

Fr bhai bhot gusse me reheti hai
Btw ye Dalla kaha gaya
Kon?
Oh
know froblem
Lol
Lmao

Ts too funny

π§ββοΈ
Acha
Hyped
Hadacs
hadak
Boom bam bup bup boom paw
axha

No
true
kaunsa dere hai phir ?
meri bhi
kyu
Wot happuned
Wot
tu allen ka hain ?
wahi baat krre the hum
State?
Aaya hai kya
About to die
bata kundli de
kota

Ye sab ni manta me
Tera WhatsApp p bhi yhi about h na
Nhi

Whatsaap?
No
Khudka
Rehman bakait
R u ambani man
So many rich kids here
Me poor no money for recharge
Number nhi th na tere pass to?
Aur aaj mera nitro khtm 

boards se pehle latak jayega kya
Dadi wahn pareshan ho rhi hogi
Unpe ek aur hai
Aaj man nhi kar rh hai pata nhi kyu

Muje apni dadi ke details kyu bata rh h
Sorry @gritty moat ji
@hazy frost dekhlo apne pote ko
Disrespecting dadi

k @maiden lake
Dek dekh
Joke βοΈ
@twin portal tai kaisi ho?
Type karke clear krdia usne
Apni izzat apne hath me hai
Kuki ki dadi ne khana khake bola πππ
Sorry
Koi ni
Apolo geeze
ye bkl 12th k bacche 
@robust tinsel
@somber talon
@half silo

She's a model
@maiden fjord mia (Khalifa ke papa)


Fatt fatt jhukne ko
@rapid mesa
Ek ka NEET ek ka JEE dekho inko 
inko tension hi nahi hai yaar
Ghee khtm
Btw 9hrs study krke aaya aaj JS

Arey muje Achanak se voh gulab jamun wale question ki yaad aagyi
sikh le kartik bkl
Kha ke soja
Boola. Toh ghee khtm


9hrs is good
Bur mai bhi jara 11 bje vc milte hai

(koi nitro sponsor kro)

@frozen dew
aaja mai deta hu nitro

Why so sad
ted bhai a gaye
Call kru bacha?
@maiden fjord
bas life h bhai
21:12 wish mangoooo
Sorry
godi lu bacha
kuch nahi

suno na .
bolo bhai
and i miss u more

What will be the streeling of Dhobi ?
techuuuu
Dhobin
Demn
oki
Go study lil bro.
You were so jobless to watch a meme search handles and tag random ppl.
Don't rage me
I won't sorry
Ok
π

sterilizing
ja ja
@alpine hound
Snapchat pr dikh gya tera miss

chup kar ja kuttad
?

kaha bye π‘
mujhe bhi leke chalo

Koi valorant khelega
No one loves you bro
ohhhh
omg
but why
brick
yesss
iloveebrickk
somuchh
itss cutee
we'll make a wall together
wall of love

damn
what song are you listening to
it was good
achaaa
how was urs
what
ohh
its fineee
kal karlenaa
yesss
ohh
have dinner
and go to sleep
aalooos
why
understandable
but khaakeee
sojaaoo
Han jii
go take a walk
feeling better?
nunnesh
ary
sojao aap uthke kar lena
fineefinee
aap kaise ho
aap wo hi ho naa shayd
professor wale
M toh mst ho
how was the date

Achi thi
Humne coffee pia and baatein ki
But bhosdiwale ko chatting krte nai ata
40 saal k aadmi s kya hi expect kr skti
Kaise ho ky kr rhi ba
Bass
Itna hi aata
πππ

to calls kar lia kro
Mummy k sath rhta bhosdika
to kisise baat hi nhi krta kya fir
what's so wow
Arey kaancept wali di

?
kahan pe
spell massechussets
galat kya sahi kya mujhe na pata hai
pe rkhe ho kya ?
Toh dhund mene kya likha apni baaton me bina arth k
Sun mene kya kaha in din aadhi raaton m
Hai mera kashti shakshiyat toh bhool mt ki kashti shak se doobe
Aur do kasmo ki kshma kash me lg jate sirf karz hi
are bhai apne toh senti kr diya π₯²
Kehne ko shyd hum wahi p reh gyeπ
Nyc song
ow song hai
Thanks for singing
meko lga shayari
Phone charge
That feeling when everything ends
feeling that rn
Wo krne ki try krta hu and fir dukh me bhul jata hu krna
Ahh yeah I can feel you
That feeling when you have a knee surgery tomorrow
ayyeee π
π
kyu , gir gye the kya kahi ?
Aree aap tho galat samaj gae

M aagya
Kya hi bolu
Hi
take care man
π
hi
Keseho
Meme hai bhai ye
Madashot dunia
Keseho
πβπ».
Theekhun movies dekhe
Konsi
are itne hurt ho aap ?
Sorry
Konse
@woven swallow piki ni aayega aajse
Border
mangetar ne shaadi tod di π
Yessir 9/10 sadness
Koi na Kal milte hai bye
Acha tha
puta madre
Gede marrdaaa
putna ?
Magnetar se shadi hi kyu krna trillions tesla ka hota π
Chal koi na bye bsdk 
amir tha yrr wo
Bhosdike tum humse jyada mat bolo ab
Say na
Good night
ye sab logo ke dukh dekh kr lagta , mera dukh bhot jyada h
Ek maar denge tumme abhi hum
Online sadist h bhai
batao
Chomu se
Itna jyada magnetic field would rip the atoms apart from you
π
Kyu tuti shadi
Dhukhi hoon muje koi sympathy dedo na plz
pr daarubaaz tha
π€£π€£re medem
mera phone ka screen guard crack ho gya
Yeh toh mzedar h aap bhi pine lgti
Mera front camera chud gaya h
Blurr ho rh h
Bc Roblox ka verification bhi nhi ho rh
Aankhein khrb h
tu bc roblox kyu khelta
toxic bhi hai bht gaali deta hai , isi svr me hai π
wo to under 14 ke liye hota
Server se shadi hori thi π
Padhai se free huye the thoda isiliye sab dosto ka plan th koi game khelne ka milke
hote hote reh gyi π
Toxic tha toh its better initials me gali galoch krrha toh jeene ni deta
π

jane do baat gyiπ
Small talk krke start
Sorryπ
π
Aur koi game nhi thi humare pass
Minecraft phone m chutiya h
Bgmi khelna nhi aata
Free fire noob h sab
naya dhund le
Ye to Allen kota m thi shadi ki baat Kahn se aagyi
Pdai kr warna shadi kra denge π
Delusional *
naya hi tha wo , purane wale ko 16 jan pe reject ki π
ladkiyo ka acha h bhai job na bhi lage to
Delulu is solulu

Yaar what if mene usse baat ki and fir kabhi usne merese baat hi nhi ki
Exactly like plus and minus dono gender me h
agar reject kiya to count nhi hoga na wo

But i dont think career khudka na hona is somewhat a boon
wo bhi hai
It hurts more
Yr apne umar ke logo ke sath baat crow π
M chota hoon
Tumlog abhi bhi yahi hi
Avi aaya juss
Abe jawab toh degi hi na bro

Mera pet nhi nikalta khata reh jata hu ππ
Abhi bhi kahan baat kr rhi
Ye to blocked hi shi th
krti hu fir yeh bache aajate
kl hi bola wo me tera mangetar π

yaar look at me and look at her
Bhai ye kya bol dia tune
"Blocked hi sahi tha "ππ
Explain karega
wo muze bola re
Mhmm
Yr ab smjn aaya aap log muje kyu bolte the
Apne umar ke bacho ke sath jaake baat kar

Bachhe man ke sache
kaun bacche aagye
"kal hi bola woh mai tera mangetar"
Ye kya statement hai
Life gives you lemon and you sour your wounds from it

Bhai ajkal sundar ladkiyon ko mid ladke hi pasand aate
K se kartik
K se kamal
hi nikhil
make lemonade or you know takia
good morninggg
'mai kisi ka bhi thodi hu , me to prerana ka magetar hu' ye tha exact
Tu toh theek hi hai chal
@arctic kelp 
hi cutu
Yessir
OMG HI
miss u
ye badi acchi baat kahi aapne

Yassir
Yr badi bhondu h tu
M to mje le rh th
Mai to below average hun
hello , how are u
@ancient orbit 
Yasser gulati paigam khan
Mai acchi batein hi kehti hoon
good hu tu bta
Laxmi nagar ke fazuleyyyy
Vanessaaaa
Abe chuprhe aisa kn hai
tharki tha yr wo , jane de
helloo kese ho
Kaise ho app
aapki hu
Tu to minor hai abhi se shadi
Oh no no no noπππ

whi baat usko ni samaj aa rhi thi
badiya mai bhi
π
π
din kaisa rha
kkrh
Ka se kartik
Ka se kamal
Mehu
semxy
ka se kalua
wbu
Oh no no no noooππππΏ
Usko aayi hogi tu boomer h
Explain karne lagi h
Wo ho wo ππ
B se billi
Bye jara mai
Wo ooo ooo wo ππ
dinner kiya abhi just
wheezes
mat ja tu

Ka se katal
πππ
yay
wow
bi se billauta
Thik
Kaafi tiring but good
Mene trend chalu kardia lol
hii
Oh le
Na se kalua
orr aap batao 
Hi
you ?







