#general-chat
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Desi
Abey lode tu mat kar tag mood accha hai 
Agreed
Ye dekho chapri behen ka lund😹☝🏿
I’ll tell baad mein
You already know
Agreed



Agreed
hi
meri line merepr
Cold coffe pe focus karo
Oh got it okay
aditya
Funny krdis serious mahol mein
Ye admi hamesha har kisi baat mai kaise pis jata hai 😭
ji kavisha
Haa 
Wohiii
Dee ne apni line sach krdi
☝🏿😹
Raat ko coffee kaun peeta hai
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Subah ki padi thi yr waste jaati 
Bhak😭😭
Bangalan ki to class lunga
apni picture ka second half almost mujhe de diya tha isne
Ye dekho yar lafda ruk gaya
Tu soja na bhadwu
desi ki maarne m busy hogye tum
Mujhe phele tea nhi samjh aayi fir mujhe maa chud kyu bola wo bhi samjh ni aaya
🥀
Neend nahi aarhi 😹☝🏿
im condom
Hi dikkat 
@limber maple bhai
I'm deek
jinko subah offis jana h

Ye dekho nonkhada lund☝🏿😹
hi desu
Jyada tain tain mat kr budhiya
Mennu tea chahidiya
haigiya?
Rest krle varna rest in peace ho jaayegi
Koi chess player hai ??
Kal ana kal
ikko tea hai tere waaste… tattea, bta khayega?

Ye dekho apni neend skip karke dc lafda enjoyer☝🏿😹
Good night y’all

😹😹 phone me dc install Krliya tha yr
Chess player anyone ???
Goodnight 100ju sleep well
Don’t bhai
Hone wala hai phirse kuch mayank ain't letting this go😹
Naa ji Naa
Goodnight pooks
Ham jawano ki kurbani waste nahi jaayegi
Abey bhai desi
Haan?
Tmkccc😹
Ok
Fresh nikli si
Gaand me daal le waapis
Beech mai bina wajah isko kyun gali padd jati hai? 😭
lekin it is meant for u
Aur uspe supporters 😆
Abey dee tere pass 120 aaye kaise
🤣🤣🤣
Meant for you to wo bhi thi pr tujhe mili thodi
Chori kari 😹😹
Sojana chahiye ab 🥀
Dee ko expose karunga soon
Blitz
Sabse pehle shlokaa ke saamne expose karunga dee ko

Sojau kya ya phir D3 walo ko badi vc wala invitation pasand aaya? 😹😹
nahhh chod
Nice genre
It aint over
Ok yawr 😭
Tu bin baat ke merese kyu Ladd Rahi hai?😭😭😭
"Expose " Ok unc 😹
Abee merese kyu beef ki par usne
😞
Koi beef nhi krra
Terese kab lada maine? 
Lawde beef bolte hai usko😭😭
Tu sone to nhi jaaegi aaj I am damn sure
D3 Kya hora hai fir?😭
Maa chuda kyu bola 
Wohi bhai
@crude temple apse puch raha kya?
Sybau nggs ek rehpte me shaktimaan banti firegi
Bhai mayank bola na upar D3 walo badi vc aao

Woh tp krra tha
@crude temple kyu bola
Sorry bol
Yeh toh nahi hora

maa to maa hoti hai
Arey chod bhai usko sori Tak Boldiya bhai ko ladna he hai ajj, mera mood nahi ladke ka chod
Aah yes welcome
Exactlyyyyy
2 mahine ka mkb kr diya
Nahhhhh
Theeku yaar aap kaise ho
aagyi salary?
Abey
pagal h kya
all good
Shaktiman banke gol gol ghumke Modiji ki gand mai drilling kar dungi😹💔
Nhi yar hopefully aaj ajaye 💔
I think I should retire from discord
ohoo, gand mari kya vese
Pooks aap raho yaar pls
Toh isme mai kidhar lad rahi terese? 
Bhai masti mei bola tha upar sori bhi Boldiya usko kitni baar bola masti thi woh wahape he atka hai abb aur Kya bolu😭
Bahut
Plus one
Takla khadus hai kal wale
Frustrated mf
intern bolke sde 3 wala kaam krwa liya
Bol

Boldiya? Oh
Bc tu 12vi pass kar phele 
Chod
Jaa na unemployed ass
😹💔☝🏿
Abey 100ju bhai tu usko kyu bolri

Kisko😹
I dont understand the lafda
😭😭
100ju ke liye bura lgra hai ab toh
Voh pis rhi bechari
Tumhe kisne bola takla hai?😭
1 minute hogya isne abhi tak nahi bola kisko chodna hai
@viscid ivy so jate hai ab 🥀
Exactlyyyy unknown se Itna offend kyu hora hai bhai😭
Are bc
Takla hogya?
mai toh Kiya hi ni
Ew
Bhai mujhe kisko chodna hai yar
Hormy aah
Tu discord bandh kr
Awlelelele
Rukte haina thodi der you sleep nga office mai mann nahi lagega warna
Maa kasam bhai😭😭🙏🏻
aur kkrhe
Ragebaiting at its peak
Mann toh vaise bhi ni lgta mai toh free ka khana aur cappuccino pelne jata hu
Adi ko mere jaisa bhoot chadh gya aj
Dekhra hu chat mei kya hora hai
Adi please vc pe focus karo
kya hora context de mereko vi
Dm dekhle bangalan
kon kon naukari wala idhr
Koi toh ladra hai idk who
Adi shloks vs mayank lesgo
Adi-1
Shloka-1
Mayank-0 so far
Dekha
Yeh karne nahi dera na😆
Matt kar bc😭🙏🏻

You should stop it rn
jab free hota tab koi ni ladta batao
To ek aur cheez dekhle
@viscid ivy aap naukari peshe wale aadmi?
Keep that at 0
in no mood to feed the beggars rn
Let's go discord sainiks we can do it 🔥
Mast khana milta 4 time ka
Maine kya kiya
Hanzi
reaction pe notification kyu aata hai aajkl discord par
Shots fired 🔥🔥🔥
Goodnight y’all for the third time
Off Krna pdega
period blood coater reacted to your msg
Tsktsk
kya naukari krte ho ji?
Settings mei
internet ki tar kat do
Hum toh kuch bol bhi nahi rahe lafda karna hota toh Ro hi deta
lemme check
I own a company and I work in it as a senior religion preacher
done krdi
Beggars are the richest of their group 
religion preacher
Goodnight
hindu muslim krte kya company me
Yeah
indirectly bjp to nahi aap
No you won't get it
Thought of the day kyu bolrha😭😭
Aura ka laura
😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
fir kya aagya yeh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cute toh hai
Bruh
Context
Ye vala ni smjha
😭😭😭😭

Yall did a good job on entertaining me
It's a new concept
Thankyou y’all
oh wonderful
Goodnight
7 minute hogye isne abhi tak nahi bola kisko chodna hai
aura ab imaginary number me aa chuka hai
I was about to scroll reels
hi
Lakakakkaka
bharat server tag wale bhai
Itna entertainment wasn't enough for u?
@arctic kelp If you are really sleeping now goodnight pooks it was all for fun yk that
No
Need to see baddies insta pe
Reel chalaungi
Share😋
Achanak se Choose bw shloka and dee wali vc yaad aagyi 😹☝🏿
tu mujhe share
Bhjta
Okay
I chose shlokaa 😋😋
Ohhhh fuckkkk bhaiii😭😭😭😭
Maa kasam
aap senior ias officer ko naam se bulati hai
Kya yaad dila Diya😭
Golden times
I'm glad😹
I'll still choose shlokaa
abey techkidd 0 ms ki speed se reel bhejra waah
😜😜
Kya yaad aagya yaar 💔💔😭
Ly ladle😘
Sex you bbg 
Ikrrr
sutta to aajse hi mehnga hogya
As you should
Chalo gn
Han bisi
gn
Obviously
All tobacco products
Yeah you gay 🫵🤣
I'd choose shawty souju coldmess over anyone 😹☝🏿
jo piye sutta
Lucky jinhone kal leliya
Tu b fukta h?
I'd choose me over anyone anyday
Cuz no one else will choose me😹😹
No
good
Lesbo hota hai wo gawar angrezi ke 14😹☝🏿
Uski _ ko _ kutta
😭
यह लड़का बहुत मेहनत करता है , एक इंटर्नशिप तो बनती है
Heart react kya krre ho that's not enough
Say I'll choose u techkidd


Choose yourself techkid❤
I'll choose u techkidd
Thanks
Funnies
I do
Mhu
Mai tumhe chunta hu bulbasaur
As you should
jao pikachu gand fad do

30 second se arpitaxdanish search kar rahi thi to find 
Shlokaa sex you is now changed to fk you 
Mera?

Chal hatt😹☝🏿
Ly Dee
Good night
Yooo wsp guysss

Meine Kya kiya😭
Lymore always
We goated twin
It was for souju and shloka only bhosdu ro mat
Bas aise hi. 
Arey bhai Tereko Itne baar vc bulaya aajata bhai😭

Arey sori bhai ly😘😭
I hope i did a good job
Arey mai 9 bje aaya tha
vc ye kashmiri and bangalan ne bulayaa tha
Ly 2 
Ohhhh ic 😭
What will i do with the entire garden
When my favourite flower isnt there
Missu kohli
@thin talon up?
Goodnight
Goodnight 100 tc🫂
@arctic kelp
😆😆😆

Kuch bura toh nahi laga mera?

😭
😭🤣
No
I had fun
Bohot late kisine btaya mereko that i was the point of lafda
I manifested and boom
Bhai yar first ajau aise manifestation se mai
😭😭
Oh lmao
Hail the bengali power
Aisa hona chahiye kabhi kabhi
True it was fun
Meri ghosting era khatam huyi
That was bad
Par headphones dead hi rahenge tumhare- Someone in vc
But okay
Saale
Toh lawde mai tere jaisa Ameer thodi hoon
Gharpe bijli nhi aati meri
Gaon mein rehti hoon
Not you pooks
Ikik
lol
Pura commentary toh karo
Lmaooooo
hi.
Can't say what he said
Bolo
😭😭😭
Vahi mana kar raha hai
He just said you're richer in an extended form
Lmaoo yesss
I’m disgusted ew
😭😭😭😭
Sori😭😭😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣


😝
Gand faad dungi jadugarni
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abhi aayi
I so had my instincts
Soja chutiya behenkilodi
Hi
Chup chap chali ja
Abe bhai
You fight
Desi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was about to say ek aur bhad*a lurk karra hoga
Chutiye h idhr tou maa chudao
😭🙏🏻
🤣🤣🤣
Abhi aaya
Lund mera
"Ek aur" Nice way to call me bhadwu
Teri karam
Yeh desi aur dee kahan se aagye
Gand faad dungi jadugarni
Not you dee
Jadgarni?
You dont say that
Ignore him
He’s nuts
Not you


Bhai yar
Ly desi
Nhi sona chahiye aj

Kal takla ke class mein bhale hi late jaun

Yeah 😭😭
Maa kasam bhai vc aana chahiye hai desi Dee 100
Firse takla ew
Same😭😭🤣
Takla madarchod
Abey doctor stitches ke time katte the doctor ne💔
Now what to do
Hoja fir tu
Hoja tu bhi
Ho raha hun dheere dheere 
Pta ni kaise cheeku ka fav gaana yaad aagya vo sununga ab
Aastik mentioned
Hair fall gonna make me takla soon 💔
😭😭😭
Abey ye chudakkad kaun aa jaate hai beechme
Sajna ve sajna
I shaved off my beard and left my moustache, now I look like a 90s uncle
Tere sheher vali sahnu kinni sohni lagdi dopahar
@robust wyvern hi sirskiiii
Aapko abhi vc mai kisine kuch bola jo humne kuch der pehle kisi ko bola tha fir vo bohot offend hogya
How you doing now
I heard
Chill hai re Itna kn
Whatt? Clearly batao kyaa huaa?
Alr
Naa jaayi mitran de sheher
Take care
Hineevgangwani
Kaisiho
I will❤️
Abhi acha gana sunra hu iske baad
Tere sheher kaaddi aayi
😭😭 I mean next sunta hu

Achiihuu aap?
okss
ki hoya
kuch ni
kaisa h
kaisi chlri naukri
Dc qualified
Chl hi rhi h
yeaa afg ke saath h match
Tu bta

Badiya
@bright briar bbg vc?
show
Image chat me daalne ka access nhii haii
cool didiii
acha
Residenceeee didii
Tu ye sun jo mai sunra...new dhunda

heyoo
awww
damnn
bandraa girliee
I shaved off my beard and left my moustache, now I look like a 90s uncle ☝️☝️☝️
show
What
I cped
awwmore
ik
yayy
But I really shaved off my beard 
showwww
pleaseee
Maibhitheekhu aap konsi class mein padhte hai
Maine abhi 9th k exams diye aur aap?
yes
Jhut hai 🙄🙄🙄
🧢
Arey aapko pta lg gya
haan abhi 8th mein hi hoon
😡😡😡😡☝🏻 ain't cool
Cool
did you smoke today?
Ain't Neev
Wasssuuppppppp
hello
ap call krne wale the
ji mere bhai
Asked a girl in my class how many brothers she has and said just u 
tu tho larki thi
💔

Chii
Morning
guys, mere insta pe achanak grok bitcoin ki wo scam wali story aa gayi.
the same story jo #share-memes me kuch band daalte h.
i chnaged password and added 2 factor auth. but still not sure wo kaise hua.
i barely use insta. does anyone have any clue about this?
hello ma'am 
Hi
kya karee
Kuso kurae
Brush
ohh demn
Yaar aapki koi self respect hai ki nahi?
Good morning 
Good morning blue
How you doing this morning

Wrong tha yaar 😭
Good and you mister sir?
Woke up 30 mins late but I'll be fine
Where are you from
Delhi
Yess naaa
Khi pdha toh daldiya

Yeah idk i feel like i am immune now
Wo gale me latakne wala purifier khareed liya hai
Ouuu
You tooo
What plans for the day
Yess
Wow
Yes im losing hope
Oh that im v good at
Lifting people
Oh no u were talking about corporate

But mai koi profit nahi kar rahi zyaada only pocket money jaisa earnings
😭😭
Koi na Abhi toh aapka starting hai

You'll grow gradually
Fir aap apni shop kholna
Blue bakes

Yessss!!!
Good morning bha
Wow cute naam hai
Thanks yaar aap bhi pilo
Yesss
Ab sher office jayega?
Yes yar
Sher late utha thoda
Kitne bje jata h office
Goodnight yaar
8:30
And kya location h teri blr mein
Ab 9 bje jaunga
Daant katt katt baj rahe hai thand se
🤍🤎♥️☝️💪
I woke up sweating
Haana
Idhar 10 degree h
Iska kya mtlb hai???
Aap meri baaton ka mtlb mt nikala kro blue 😊 and I'll let you know agar mujhe iska mtlb smjh aaye
Subha subha discord pr aagya mai chi chi

All the best guys aapka din shubh jaaye
Aapki nind shubh ho
Aapne aaj proof diya ki aap bina mtlb baat karte ho
Why today
Out of all days
😊
Aapke saamne?
Yo dasho 
vc 
Ati walk k tym
okayy
bhen ke lode
🙌
Slept lol
Morning ho gyi kya



Thanks. 😊


good morning
kya re

kya haal

mar raha
stage 4 nind aara
@heady thunder wake up chai ban gaya
same
Morning
Suggest me
Buget friendly
Laptop
With minimum emi
@past shuttle

@ancient orbit
@tiny night
@dawn panther
2 tb
Yeahh

MacBook air dekhke
Best of best
If you not gamer then

hp
papa nhi lekar derha
lost ki shakal wala emoji
Laptop sponsor kardo
Konsa
mera khudki koi income nhi hai
job ke baad
budget bata
40k
asus vivobook 15
kitna ka h?
47
40
ye emoji par copyright lagwa le
fir paisa he paisa
amazon pe 40 ka dikhra ?
na
Han
out of budget na jao
Kashhh

i3 wala lele 40k me hai
or lenovo v15
Ekk kaam karte h phela 4 month emi mai dedu gyi baki fir aap de dena

Mujhe ignore mar diya bhai
tag kia kar
mujhe bhi ignore mar diya
khudka nahi de paara
Mujhe bhi suggest kr do laptop
budget
bike ko liya 2 saal hogya
@vestal dome Lenovo v15
Lemme check 
31K
6 mahine hue kal
1L
mene bhi same likha
lenovo legion
35
buying a gaming laptop was the worst decision of my life
1 lakh ko budget nahi bolte
sorry
Eggzatly 
pucha??
@vestal dome itne saste me laptop mat le..acha nhi hoga...i suggest a tablet with a keyboard
ek lakh merepe hota phone aur laptop dono leleta
Mereko 31k ka dikhara
mera bhi sponsor kardo laptop apka budget me 2 laptop aajaye gya
Mehnat se save kre hai paise 😢
@vestal dome I suggest 25k phone aur monitor lele screen mirror karlena
dhwal type shii
fir mai apse laptop le leti
apka old wla
aise ideas deta hai ye bkl
mai 2 phone aur ek laptop le leta
hi.
Acer kaisa hai?
morning.
kuch bhi..tablet+keyboard is very good
Arre ofc
pta hota nhi hai and bol rha 

I don't respect acer as a brand
laudu customer support
yes
khudka paisa kesa use karna h
Decide karna
Very muskil
Kya lena h kya nhi

Mindfuck
mujhe nahi hota
Issues aate kya usme?
Tuf achha toh lag raha hai
I've bought the best possible products with my money
True yr, doubts hi aate rehte hai
fr
hinge, motherboard
tru
@vestal dome check dm
mere paas tere jitna purana laptop hai ek
Le beta ya laptop tera
chalega

Chalta hai?
Done thanks for the help
haan
firse dekho
no

thoda exaggerate kia tere jitna nahi hai
bhai badhiya features hai
Dvd player

thanks cup me le aa
ye lo 🫖
kettle hai cup nahi
cup me green tea tha
25 saal ka hai tu 
2 cup nahi hote ghar me 👺
dusre me coffee hao
fir bhi aisi harkate
mayank ko phone mila?
@nimble girder

🤣
matlab
tune bola tha na uska baap ne phone le liya
besharam
lol mazak tha kya?
usi se puchna
abey tune bola tha na tu bol
Macha and Black coffee
black to nahi hai
gadha
Hum maan lenge

lo maan lia humne




mujhe mere phone ka new clear case gift karde
@vestal dome HP Laptop 39.6 cm (15.6) 15-fc0500AU, Silver !

Anti yellow lele
hp?
han thik chal jata hai


bhej
thik ho chalta hai
soone chali gyi thi but i re-read everything 😭 😭 @arctic kelp was onto something frfrfr
me to gareeb hu
Mai wahi use krta since 4 years 
@past shuttle vc
achha
konsa
zapvi google karle
5 min
ping me
iphun ?
okay
hp
arre model

Hp 15
ohh


ye saala ai wale cases dikhara mood kharab ho jata hai
🤭
case se yaad aya aswin bhai aapka baat badha??
Nahi i havent texted yet
ohh
will do it afterwards
yayayaya
sure do
hello bro
bc fastrack wala buds bhi bechta hai
haan
what r we doing on monday morning mhm
Oh
Send me that movie list
vo thoda jee tha thode din pehle
All the best
what list
bhai tumhe padhai karni hai , mera 2 ghanto mein exam hai
All the best
hn ab april attempt lock in
oh bro best of luck
bhagwan ka naam leke jao abto
inshallah wow
mashallahh
chalo mai aaya twitter lafde mein bhaag lene
Subhanallah




