general-chat

[past shuttle]

ye marega

[rancid fractal]

Sari ldkiyon ka pta h isko kon kha rehti h

Dekh dekh dekh dekh

[heady thunder]

kachori

[prisma marsh]

@lusty light meetup when

[worthy ingot]

Tag kardiya bkl

Ab aa hi rahi hogi

[prisma marsh]

@viscid ivy where do you live?

[viscid ivy]

@golden agate mereko kyu ignore karra

[viscid ivy]

MH

[prisma marsh]

noted

[rancid fractal]

Vacc se baat krle vo sb girls ko attention deta

[prisma marsh]

girls not school kids

[viscid ivy]

[prisma marsh]

[rancid fractal]

2-1 hogya bc 1 set aur dekhna pdhega ab

[viscid ivy]

[worthy ingot]

School kids not girls*

[prisma marsh]

ab vo umar nahi rhi surya

[rancid fractal]

Yh school wale bcho ko mobile kon dera

[viscid ivy]

[prisma marsh]

mummy kitchen mein hogi toh unka utha liya hoga

wapis aake le lengi

fir ye offline

[rancid fractal]

Aaj kl to bche harami hogye h

[worthy ingot]

Mummy se hotspot liya hoga

[viscid ivy]

[prisma marsh]

wifi ke zamane mein hotspot

wifi ka passowrd nahi diya ho vo alag baat hai

[rancid fractal]

Ge kya faad khelri

Bc

[prisma marsh]

yes, kaash prx ko hara deti

[viscid ivy]

mereko ye hack krte ata hai

[worthy ingot]

General electrics bhi f1 me hai?

[rancid fractal]

Mibr b solid

[cinder steppe]

ok

[rancid fractal]

Shi m crazy ho jata

[prisma marsh]

general motors

[prisma marsh]

yt se seekha?

[rancid fractal]

Kya system h GE ke kitne matches h

[viscid ivy]

nup

[rancid fractal]

Gada electronics h vo

[viscid ivy]

eperience se

[worthy ingot]

Hein konsi team

[prisma marsh]

vlr dot gg pe dekhle

[rancid fractal]

Exp se?

😭

[prisma marsh]

kaash english bhi seekh leti waise

[rancid fractal]

Yh vhi ldki h kya 18 yrs old with 22 years of exp

[past shuttle]

aloo paratha

[worthy ingot]

11.4 years ke bacho ko bhi exp hai

[prisma marsh]

cadillac

[viscid ivy]

[rancid fractal]

[heady thunder]

oh

nice

[prisma marsh]

but kaafi round throw kar rahe vo, inexperience dikh raha

[past shuttle]

oui

[rancid fractal]

Prso valo khelra tha 1 random ko sari calls m babu babu krke bolra tha tilt hoke afk chla gya

[prisma marsh]

harami

[viscid ivy]

@golden agate

[rancid fractal]

Bhut crazy throw krra silver lobby khelra tha alt se

[prisma marsh]

desperate for attention

[viscid ivy]

[rancid fractal]

1 ldki aayi mai skye khelra tha bolti skye please delete

Maine next 2 round 4k mara fr

[prisma marsh]

[worthy ingot]

Patt cummins ka standup kitna funny hai 🤣

[rancid fractal]

Fr bolti throw ku krra tha maine bola meri mrzi

[prisma marsh]

toxic ps

[rancid fractal]

Skye to crazy h throw krne ke loye

Koi fight lene jara hu blind krdo

[prisma marsh]

kuch din mein jab tere knees jawab de jayenge toh tera bhi hoga same

[rancid fractal]

Bhai 4 m se 3 game m ldkiyan aayi

Bc itna gnda rank h us id pe

[prisma marsh]

udhar ladies quota nahi hai naa

[rancid fractal]

Top fragger thi but 1 crazy good khelri thi

[prisma marsh]

[rancid fractal]

Solo queue thi

[prisma marsh]

add karna chaiye tha

[rancid fractal]

Tbhi silver stuck

[prisma marsh]

duo queue

[rancid fractal]

Maine last m bola tha ki tu to bdia khelri tu silver kais e

Bolti solo queue m throwers aate

Vo match to jeeta diya tha fr maine usko taras khake

[prisma marsh]

mumbai sv mein toh har lobby mein aate

[rancid fractal]

Hn

Mai to kudh krta throw kafi

[prisma marsh]

[rancid fractal]

Abe yh chapri aate na jb team m th to bhut chull hoti throw krne ki

[prisma marsh]

[rancid fractal]

Kl hi 2nd round bhai maine 3 mare sheriff se last wala thoda easy kill tha vo hug diya to bolta ki bkl khelna seekh vo emiway type accent m

[prisma marsh]

@vestal dome are you ok baccha? call karu

[rancid fractal]

maine pura game usko blind mara h

Glt tilt hua full galiyan bakra tha

Maine bola mute krdiya bajta reh

Fr chat pe likha to chat ban hogya gaali likh ke

[rose quartz]

[rancid fractal]

Itna mza aaya bc

[prisma marsh]

usko mute karke gaali do chat mein, mast mazze

[rose quartz]

Yo boring chat

[rancid fractal]

Chat ban hogya vo usme glt cheeze likh di thi 😭😆

[rose quartz]

Konsi game ki bat horhi

[prisma marsh]

roblox

[rose quartz]

Acha

Which game

[rancid fractal]

Bc mera nephew roblox khelra tha us din

Mai to bol aaya ki sale ldkiyan khelti yh game

mere samne delete mardi

[prisma marsh]

[rose quartz]

Bhai rob khatarnak hai

[prisma marsh]

irl bhi tilt kar raha logo ko

lagta hai prerna ki mummy aagyi kitchen se

[rancid fractal]

Bhai bhut g mrwayi h usne meri

8 saal ka h 2-3 saal pehle ghr m gaali dedi usne

Usse pucha kisne sikhayi bolta chachu ne

[prisma marsh]

abey

[rancid fractal]

bc meri g lga di bhai ne

[rose quartz]

Maa ka bosda fat jaegaa

[rancid fractal]

Hr dusre din aajayega ki ps lgado ps lgado

[rose quartz]

[prisma marsh]

doc ko dikhao, idhar kyu bata rahe

[rancid fractal]

Tekken khelta rehta bs

Usko god of war start krwayi bolta yh kya bekar game h isme to mare jara mai

[prisma marsh]

vo age mein hum bhi tekken he khelte the

[rancid fractal]

Maine bola to sikh na khelna bolta nhi bekar h tekken lgado

[rancid fractal]

Wwe and fifa b

Gta vice city

[rose quartz]

Me tho Maa ni hu

[rancid fractal]

[prisma marsh]

ps bana dega aapko maa

give him a chance

[rose quartz]

Nako fir uno reverse ho jaega

Sorry

[chilly socket]

idhar idhar

[rose quartz]

Udher ni idher

[obtuse hamlet]

Kkr

[chilly socket]

dadhi banwa raha

[obtuse hamlet]

Acha ok lol

[chilly socket]

tumbhi banwao

[rose quartz]

Kash meri beard sahi jagha hoti

[obtuse hamlet]

Aane de fir banwati

[rose quartz]

[rose quartz]

Bakchodi karne walo ko kinder joy ni milti

[obtuse hamlet]

But parlour jana pdenga aj

[cinder steppe]

beech me i got so obsessed with them

in school

[graceful ibex]

Ekjam k liye good luck bolo dab fatafat

Bolooo naaaa

[cinder steppe]

gudi gudi luck

[graceful ibex]

Yaayayyaya

[graceful ibex]

Thank you Bawal

[dire meteor]

are ye zinda hai

[prisma marsh]

[dire meteor]

[graceful ibex]

Bol

[graceful ibex]

Bol

Bowl

Ball

Bowel

[prisma marsh]

aap kon

[graceful ibex]

Your mom

Ekjam ko good luck bol

[prisma marsh]

acha

good luck

[gaunt wagon]

Best of hardwork

[thin moss]

i can be ishita too, kaafi logo ko ishita pata hai

[dire meteor]

teri heels chori kr lunga

[graceful ibex]

Hardwork to nahi kiya hai but thenx

[graceful ibex]

Good luck bol

[dire meteor]

kis liye

[cinder steppe]

chalo ab vc aajao

[graceful ibex]

Ekjam

[cinder steppe]

study karna

[graceful ibex]

Pawrai karni hai

[dire meteor]

vijayi bhav

[graceful ibex]

[graceful ibex]

Fhonbad

Fhonbad

Dhonbag

Dhinbad

Dhonbad

[dire meteor]

soyi nhi abhi

[graceful ibex]

[graceful ibex]

Pawrungi

[dire meteor]

ab

[graceful ibex]

Yesh

[dire meteor]

are best of luck

kis subject ka exam hai

[chilly socket]

ye bhi thik hai

[chilly socket]

mooch banwane ?

[chilly socket]

haa haa bhot

[dire meteor]

bauni

[dire meteor]

bohot zinda ho

zindagi legi dobara dekhli kya

[chilly socket]

lolls

[cinder steppe]

vc me pawrai karna

[dire meteor]

nhi nhi aise nhi bolte dhadi banwane bhi jaa sakti hai

[graceful ibex]

Pharmacology

[chilly socket]

nahi dadhi banane wale ne sir pe aise mukke mar diye issliye zyada zinda hogaya

[graceful ibex]

Tujhe sona nahi hai?

[cinder steppe]

15-20 min me

[chilly socket]

dadhi boli abhi recently shave karwai hai usne

[dire meteor]

nice ja padh aur koi aisa chemical agent bana jo meri chinnupan kam kr de

[dire meteor]

damn

pitts ka new ep aa gya

[cinder steppe]

puri duniya pitts dekh rhi

hinge wali larki bhi pitts dekh rhi

sub pitts dekh rhe

aaisa kya hai usme?

[viral prawn]

Check this beast outt!!! 🔥💪🏻🧿🧿🧿✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻

[past shuttle]

waah

@graceful ibex baunicaa

[past shuttle]

pitt

[obtuse hamlet]

yes, thats one of the things to be done

[cinder steppe]

armpit?

[past shuttle]

the pitt

[clear nexus]

Armpit bala

[unkempt pelican]

Magga

[clear nexus]

Hn bhyi

Pinlodi

[unkempt pelican]

[prisma marsh]

nunudi

[chilly socket]

damn ki baat toh ye hai ki mai ab pushups dozens me marne laga hu 🦕🦕

[clear nexus]

Kya haal h

[unkempt pelican]

Bas badiya thik

Tu bta

[chilly socket]

bccc sahi me ?

[unkempt pelican]

Vaccine

[clear nexus]

Bs friday katt jaye

[prisma marsh]

[clear nexus]

🙏

[dire meteor]

gym join kr le ab

[unkempt pelican]

Fir chutti

[clear nexus]

9 bje ke baad

[past shuttle]

I love armpit bala thongs

[clear nexus]

Daaru

[past shuttle]

[clear nexus]

🕺

[obtuse hamlet]

Haan

[unkempt pelican]

Acha hai aaj dhoop aayi hai

[prisma marsh]

friday bhi chutti he hai

[unkempt pelican]

Kis baat ki

Boht din se nahi pi

[clear nexus]

Aise hu

Hi

Aaj piyunga

[unkempt pelican]

[clear nexus]

Jager cold brew

[unkempt pelican]

Merko bhi

[chilly socket]

shave karate ?

[unkempt pelican]

Kyu

[clear nexus]

Aur

Bombay

Saphirw

[unkempt pelican]

Htja chup hoja

[clear nexus]

Thodi si bacch gyi thi

[prisma marsh]

kyuki kaam ni kar raha

[clear nexus]

Pichle hafte

[unkempt pelican]

Wow

[past shuttle]

nunya

[frosty flame]

Yessir?

[past shuttle]

kaisi hai

[unkempt pelican]

Acha hai aaj dhoop aayi hai

[clear nexus]

Dilli ka ladka but peeta me bombay saphirw

[obtuse hamlet]

Lmao no….thread or wax…upper lips bolte

[unkempt pelican]

[prisma marsh]

ye purre week he kaam ni kiya

[clear nexus]

Energy nhi hoti kbhi bhi low

[unkempt pelican]

Thik hu wby

[past shuttle]

energy nahi hoti kabhi bhi low

[clear nexus]

Bitch i am always on fire

[past shuttle]

Me to sahi hi rehta

[clear nexus]

Oye

[unkempt pelican]

Goa

[unkempt pelican]

Good hai

[clear nexus]

Vahan to din raat

[past shuttle]

tu goa me hai?

[clear nexus]

Daaru hi chlri thi

[unkempt pelican]

Me soon

[clear nexus]

Jao hao

Jao

[unkempt pelican]

Nahi mai delhi mei hu

[clear nexus]

Family ke sath

Mt jana bs

[unkempt pelican]

No dosto

Ke saath

[clear nexus]

Good

[unkempt pelican]

Masti

[past shuttle]

ohh

[obtuse hamlet]

Hogya Tera ? Vc kb ayega?

[unkempt pelican]

Balle balle

[clear nexus]

Go to

[unkempt pelican]

🕺🏻

[clear nexus]

Hideout

Good cocktails

[unkempt pelican]

Cocktail nai peeti

[clear nexus]

Stay book krliya?

[unkempt pelican]

Abhi nahi march mei jayenge

[past shuttle]

nunya tadi pile

[clear nexus]

Flights?

[unkempt pelican]

Nothing yet

[chilly socket]

ruko bus thodi si or ban jaye

[unkempt pelican]

Tournament mei jayenge uske baad masti

😜

[clear nexus]

Bs fir to

[chilly socket]

bhag ke pohchunga fir gym

[clear nexus]

Ho li

[unkempt pelican]

[clear nexus]

Trip

[unkempt pelican]

3 din tournament 3 din bahar

[chilly socket]

ooooh thread and wax 🦕🦕 candle he bol dena chahiye 🦕🦕🦕

[unkempt pelican]

[clear nexus]

Goa me h?

[unkempt pelican]

Haa bits goa

[clear nexus]

Tournament?

[unkempt pelican]

Jayenge

[chilly socket]

ahhh abhi vc ?

[clear nexus]

Ooo

Tbhi

[unkempt pelican]

[clear nexus]

College sponsored?

[unkempt pelican]

Flight chodh kar 🤣😭😭😭😭

[clear nexus]

Hein

[unkempt pelican]

Kya farak padta hai

[obtuse hamlet]

Aur kab

[clear nexus]

To fir kya krre h sponsor

Stay to

[chilly socket]

bahar hu thodi der me

[clear nexus]

Sasta hi h

[unkempt pelican]

Tournament ki registration vagera

[clear nexus]

Udhr

[clear nexus]

🤣 🤣

[unkempt pelican]

Stay udhar ka 3 days

[clear nexus]

Tera to ameer college h

[unkempt pelican]

Vas vo bhi shayad

[clear nexus]

Fir bgi

[obtuse hamlet]

Acha acha

[unkempt pelican]

Lode ka

Ameer hai

[clear nexus]

Chindi pana

[unkempt pelican]

Saale kuch bhi sponsor ni krte

Itna natak karte hai

[clear nexus]

Ghr pr baat hogyi?

[unkempt pelican]

Aur kya

Ek baar jaa chuki hu alr second yr mei 😭🤣🤣

[clear nexus]

Damnn

[unkempt pelican]

[clear nexus]

Tournament?

[unkempt pelican]

Yes

Tournament fir masti

[clear nexus]

Ooo

Badiya h fir to

[unkempt pelican]

Daaru daaru daaru

[clear nexus]

Jao jao

[unkempt pelican]

Faaaahhhhh

[clear nexus]

Faaaahh

Koyi

Dost ss

Se

Setting krwade

[worthy ingot]

Fahhhh

[rose quartz]

[twin inlet]

Fahhh

[rose quartz]

[chilly socket]

bikini candle 🦕

armpits candle 🦕

@obtuse hamlet

[rose quartz]

What?..

[obtuse hamlet]

Kya Bolra

[sour marsh]

I like gettin physical

[dire meteor]

wtf

[golden agate]

??

[golden agate]

Dc abhi khola bhai

[golden agate]

[cobalt wyvern]

No bruh wtf

Why is everyome wishing me aj

It's on Feb 6

Nhi h aj bday bc

[dapper crane]

Hy

[dawn panther]

[golden agate]

Koi na

[dawn panther]

Hayyyy

[golden agate]

Me wish nahi karra

[dire meteor]

haapy birthday

[viscid ivy]

[celest sluice]

Y

[viscid ivy]

?

[hardy heart]

Anyone

Anyone here

[viscid ivy]

[hardy heart]

Koi hai kya nahi

[golden agate]

nahi

sab Ghar chale gaye

[hardy heart]

Oh

Kyu discord chalne ke liye Ghar se bahar hona padta hai

[viscid ivy]

[hardy heart]

[viscid ivy]

[hardy heart]

[rancid fractal]

Alcaraz you beauty

[viscid ivy]

[rancid fractal]

Beast

[hardy heart]

[viscid ivy]

[prisma marsh]

[rancid fractal]

Oh bc this guy is crazy

Bc kya crazy match aara

Alcaraz bc 2 ghnte se cramp m khelra

How tf

Against world number 3

[viscid ivy]

[prisma marsh]

kyu nahi ho rahi padhai?

[viscid ivy]

jaa re vatrat porya

[prisma marsh]

hindi mein de gaali deni hai toh

[viscid ivy]

ashikshit kuthla

[prisma marsh]

[viscid ivy]

[prisma marsh]

[viscid ivy]

bavdat

[prisma marsh]

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

aye lawdya

[rancid fractal]

Ohhhhh

Bkc

Yh kya khelgya

Goat

[rancid hazel]

[hardy heart]

Koi hai

[viscid ivy]

ha

[hardy heart]

Thank

[prisma marsh]

kyu hai

[maiden fjord]

[viscid ivy]

tula tras ahe ka bhadwya

[hardy heart]

[prisma marsh]

yes

itna toh aata hai samajh

[hardy heart]

[viscid ivy]

nasamaz

[prisma marsh]

you

[hardy heart]

[viscid ivy]

vakadtondya

[prisma marsh]

[prisma marsh]

lunch tiem🏂

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

[hardy heart]

🆗

[viscid ivy]

apne g me dal le mirror , aur dekhte reh din bhar

@prisma marsh

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Pre ran aaaa

[viscid ivy]

@golden agate

[viscid ivy]

[maiden fjord]

@golden agate

[ancient orbit]

Why its prerana and not Prerna?

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

Sahi baat hai

[viscid ivy]

isi bat se papa se zagda hota hai

[viscid ivy]

[maiden fjord]

rana

khana

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Papa se bolo mummy rakhegi ab mera naam aapse kuch na hone waala

[maiden fjord]

jana

ana

nahana

[viscid ivy]

apna me dekh lungi , tu apna dekh

[golden agate]

aaj to me nahaya hi nahi

[maiden fjord]

us

[viscid ivy]

jaa re kutrya

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Mai to apna roj dekhta hun aap mujhe sikhaao mt

[viscid ivy]

aee tangdya todin jasta bak bak nko kru

[viscid ivy]

chal shilag

[ancient orbit]

Dukkar baavlat

[viscid ivy]

makadtondya

[maiden fjord]

marathi manus

[golden agate]

Aaj bhai thund thi yaar subah subah

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

[ancient orbit]

Bas aur marathi nhi aati

[ancient orbit]

[viscid ivy]

huh

[maiden fjord]

amittttt yyyyyyy

[golden agate]

Pura foggy sa tha

Morning

[viscid ivy]

oww

[ancient orbit]

Marathi ille

Me pahadi

[viscid ivy]

usime khoya tha na

[viscid ivy]

tithech raha

[golden agate]

haan

[viscid ivy]

khud kha lena

[ancient orbit]

Tit?

[viscid ivy]

bc

[ancient orbit]

[ancient orbit]

Beech ungli dikhaa di

[golden agate]

Chale jao fir jareeb chauki pe

[ancient orbit]

[golden agate]

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

aryan bhai rawatpur aao

[viscid ivy]

@golden agate

[golden agate]

Chai peene

[golden agate]

[maiden fjord]

kb ana hai btao

[ancient orbit]

Mera lund iski beech ki ungli se chota hai

🗿

[viscid ivy]

bkl

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

rahne de kisi aur din peelenge

[ancient orbit]

nickname me dil lagaane waale dukkar log

[viscid ivy]

are tu jaa re

[ancient orbit]

🫵

[viscid ivy]

mhasada

[ancient orbit]

Hindi bol

Matrabhasha

Mc stan

Ptown

🗿

[viscid ivy]

kyu nhi ati marathi

[maiden fjord]

[ancient orbit]

Mennu nhi aundi marathi assi to punjabbi si

[viscid ivy]

bechara

[ancient orbit]

Tuadi marathi goo

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

😎

[viscid ivy]

tussi to aur gooo

[golden agate]

poonjabi jesus

[ancient orbit]

Tussi 3x goo

[viscid ivy]

tusi infinity x

[golden agate]

[ancient orbit]

But I am bihari

[viscid ivy]

shemda jesus

[hardy heart]

[ancient orbit]

Tussi poore universe ki goo

[golden agate]

Udhar to koi bol raha you're nepali

[viscid ivy]

chal re kutrya

[golden agate]

hotshot ya kaun tha

[ancient orbit]

Baavkat prerana

[ancient orbit]

[viscid ivy]

bavdat jesus

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

ho skta maja le rahe ho

[ancient orbit]

Nepali is my brother and sisters

[golden agate]

Ohho

nepal ki baddies 🥰🥰

[ancient orbit]

Dukkar Pirana

[viscid ivy]

mar na re bhdwya

[ancient orbit]

meri behen hai sab ke sab

[viscid ivy]

mazya mage ka lagtooy

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

national brother of nepal

I have crush on Nepali girls

[viscid ivy]

ted ko ek gudiya dila de

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

[ancient orbit]

O pencho tussi marathi naal gaali dete tuadi pen nu assi punjabbi ch gaali dasso tuadi muh naal chuppi pe jaegi

[viscid ivy]

chal chal , ajun ek shivi pn nhi dili

[golden agate]

Tussi jao fuddi naal chaato

[ancient orbit]

Agreed but Nepali baddies

[hardy heart]

[ancient orbit]

Bangali?

[viscid ivy]

ted ke liye ek

[golden agate]

but you're brother nah

[viscid ivy]

step

[hardy heart]

[ancient orbit]

Chal na mc stan lover girl bts fangirl Korean paglu

[golden agate]

[hardy heart]

✅

[ancient orbit]

😜

[viscid ivy]

eww bc , teko ye sb pasand hai ?

[golden agate]

📸

[ancient orbit]

Ted ke liye 2 kyu nhi?

[ancient orbit]

Mujhe bas marathi nhi pasand

[viscid ivy]

ek hi kafi hai

[ancient orbit]

[viscid ivy]

sahi hai

[hardy heart]

[ancient orbit]

Kyu?

[viscid ivy]

no entry in maharashtra then

[ancient orbit]

But you wrong

[hardy heart]

[ancient orbit]

Hmm mujhe India bhi nhi pasand

[golden agate]

merese ek bhi handle nahi hogi

[golden agate]

Oui sala nepali

[ancient orbit]

Nepali mard dilaa dun?

[viscid ivy]

@golden agate is my crushh ❤️

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

nah, British man>>

[ancient orbit]

Bensod dunga maa ka sot saala bosdiwala

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

jaban Sambhal ke

[ancient orbit]

you want dat big white greasy dihh

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

Platonic ka naam nhi suna kya

[ancient orbit]

Nepali mards have big kaala lacheela ling you should try it

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

[hardy heart]

[golden agate]

aur amit Bhai aap batao

kese ho

[hardy heart]

[viscid ivy]

sry yr

[golden agate]

baad me bolna maat ignore kar diya aapko

[viscid ivy]

glt se ignore ho gye

[golden agate]

😔😔

[hardy heart]

🫂

[wraith hound]

.

[viscid ivy]

wo jesus bkcdi kr raha tha

[golden agate]

waah ladki ne bola maan gaye

[viscid ivy]

sry amit

[golden agate]

Sus pfp

[hardy heart]

[wraith hound]

Intentional

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

country ?

[golden agate]

aur keso ho pk bhai

[wraith hound]

Mai toh kaafi sexy ho rakha

Aap batao

[golden agate]

aap to suru se ho

me bas bore ho raha hu

[wraith hound]

Beech me feel hona band ho gya tha 💔

[wraith hound]

Same

[golden agate]

aww

[viscid ivy]

[wraith hound]

Amit kaisa sa naam hai chi

[golden agate]

Samay ka chidiya

[golden agate]

Amity ka hai

[wraith hound]

Aise lagra koi uni hai

[viscid ivy]

🤣

[golden agate]

[wraith hound]

Paisa chod du?

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

oww , mereko summer bootcamp ke liye jana hai udhar

[golden agate]

arre waah noice noice, all the best

[golden agate]

chalo maan liya pesa nhi kama rahe ho

Izzat kitni kama li

[ancient orbit]

[wraith hound]

Sahi baat hai

[hardy heart]

[wraith hound]

Bina paise ijjat kon hi karta hai

[ancient orbit]

Izzat

[golden agate]

Ye dekho disco light wala aa gaya

[golden agate]

+1

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Pese kamaane ke baad bhi izzat pese ki hi hoti hai

[golden agate]

Parents bhi nahi karte h

[ancient orbit]

Hence proved

[wraith hound]

Parents toh waise bhi ni krte

[hardy heart]

Apka. Tel chatai ka kaam hai

[golden agate]

true hai

[ancient orbit]

Kya lagta hai

[wraith hound]

Mai kal ko prime minister bhi bann jau galti se toh bhi papa modi ko hi jyada pasand karenge 💔

[golden agate]

500 rupaya google pay

[ancient orbit]

Modi mar gya to?

[hardy heart]

Ho sakta hai kyunki tumhe paise chahiye

[golden agate]

mere family me koi modi lover nahi hai

[wraith hound]

Kaafi royenge mujhe toh lagta hai

[golden agate]

RIP modi ji

[wraith hound]

Mere papa ko matt batana tujhse baat karne se mana karne lagenge

[viscid ivy]

are itne jldi

[wraith hound]

Modi Modi Modi Modi 🗣️

[ancient orbit]

Ye aajkal ke bacche Zaroori nhi tel chatai se pese mile 😑 gaand hilaane se bhi milte hai

[viscid ivy]

to tu reel banata hai mtlb ?

[golden agate]

bol dena modi ji ne meri pappi li thi ek baar

[ancient orbit]

Modi modi modi hai to mumkin hai modih ziiiii aaaaah

[hardy heart]

To aap aajkal ke bacche ho jise dono karke paise milte hai

[golden agate]

Bhavishyawani kar raha hu

[wraith hound]

Tu toh sheedha rishta bhejwane jaisi baatein karne lag gya

[ancient orbit]

reel to meri banti hai gaali khaate huye offis me

[wraith hound]

More dih more dih

[hardy heart]

26 me duniya khatam hai

[viscid ivy]

wooww

[golden agate]

aapke papa gay marriage me yankeen karte h kya

[golden agate]

Kitne dino me??

[ancient orbit]

Modih zi sex krdo mere saath zaddy modih ziii

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

[viscid ivy]

tu itna weird kyu hai

[wraith hound]

Haa naye khayalaton ke hai

[hardy heart]

Jaise hi Desi Jesus tel chatai band kare

[ancient orbit]

Modih zi to bhagwaan hai

[golden agate]

@viscid ivy ye dekho sab modi ji ko chhed rahe hai

[wraith hound]

Abe yeh kya chal rha vc me

[golden agate]

damn intercaste??

[golden agate]

[ancient orbit]

Kyuki mai normal nhi hun

[hardy heart]

Modiji ki chaati 56 inch ki hai

[wraith hound]

Dusra religion bhi chalega

[golden agate]

arre waah

[viscid ivy]

itne open minded ?

wow

[ancient orbit]

Mera religion to lesbianism hai

[golden agate]

Amit shah se na karwa de

[ancient orbit]

🗿

[wraith hound]

Ni woh toh mai apne Mann se kuch bhi kehra hu

[ancient orbit]

#proud lesbian

[wraith hound]

Papa toh gand tod denge

[golden agate]

[wraith hound]

Me fr

Pure lesbian hu

[viscid ivy]

[hardy heart]

Phir to khud ke sath kar lete honge

[wraith hound]

😝😝

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

Pehle mard tha fir mard jaat se vishwaas uth gya ab mai lesbian hun

[wraith hound]

[viscid ivy]

sahi kiya fir

[golden agate]

Gender operation

[hardy heart]

Lesbian me to girl with girl hota hai

[golden agate]

Aye haye

[dire meteor]

[golden agate]

Train me kitna mil jata hai

[viscid ivy]

confirmasn ?

[wraith hound]

Ghutne me dimaag jokes in 2026

[hardy heart]

What samaj nahi aaya

[wraith hound]

Mood kharab ho gya subah subah

[viscid ivy]

confirm kr rhe ho ?

[viscid ivy]

dopher hogyi bhai

[golden agate]

Lekin dimag to ab bum me shift ho gaya na Kai time se

[hardy heart]

Hmmmm

[wraith hound]

Mai thodi der pehle utha na process karra hu

[viscid ivy]

ow ow

[wraith hound]

Wahi na yeh chutiye abhi bhi ghutne wala joke karre

[prisma marsh]

[ancient orbit]

Arey bc boost krna padega

[viscid ivy]

[wraith hound]

Yess 12 baje se pehle ni uthna chahiye

[golden agate]

Bhide ke jamane ka lagta hai

[hardy heart]

Vo to aapka customer karega

[prisma marsh]

had lunch?

[wraith hound]

Sahi baat hai

[golden agate]

han

Lunch se yaad aaya

mere bhi abhi baaki hai

[viscid ivy]

aaj ted itna handsome kyu dikh raha hai

[golden agate]

[hardy heart]

Hilaliya hoga

[ancient orbit]

4 ghnte me boost aajaega ek

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

[ancient orbit]

[hardy heart]

Boost is the secret of whom energy

[topaz drift]

Lovey dovey couple

[ancient orbit]

Preraaarna and ted

[viscid ivy]

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

tu jaa re

[topaz drift]

[ancient orbit]

Bihadi and madathi

[hardy heart]

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

💀💀

[viscid ivy]

AryKal req kyu bhej raha hai ?

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

[ancient orbit]

Sexy londa hai arykal

[golden agate]

Nickel bhai

[topaz drift]

Det vai

[viscid ivy]

ohhh

[amber monolith]

Mera wohi kaam hai idhr ask @golden agate bhai

[golden agate]

kese ho

[golden agate]

[amber monolith]

[ancient orbit]

Arykal ki policy hai ladki pfp dekhte hi req bhejne ka

[viscid ivy]

bata ye req kyu bhej raha hai

[hardy heart]

[viscid ivy]

ohhh

[amber monolith]

Waah bhai

[golden agate]

no idea mereko bhi send Kiya tha

[ancient orbit]

😝

[hardy heart]

Matlab single hai

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

to apne kya kiya ?

[ancient orbit]

Ask him

[amber monolith]

Pending pe rakhi hai saale ne

[hardy heart]

Arykal hai kya

[golden agate]

Aajke time ladka single ho ya na ho har kisi pe chance marta h

[golden agate]

nahi

[viscid ivy]

thik hai mai bhi wahi krungi

[topaz drift]

Arykal mai ladki ki dp lagake aata, fir mujhe bhi bhejiyo

[golden agate]

[amber monolith]

Bhej di fomo me mat mar

[topaz drift]

Mai fir reject kr dunga baaki ladkiyo ki tarah

[hardy heart]

Ladka single ho ya na ho vo chance Marta hai par agar vo ladke pe chance mare to

[golden agate]

samjha jao

sui kidhar ja rahi hai

[viscid ivy]

bol kya kru

accept ya reject

[hardy heart]

Kaha jaayegi

[golden agate]

aap jano bhai

[golden agate]

samjh jao

[wraith hound]

Maina tu gaa de agar 🗣️

[topaz drift]

Accept krke , delete friend and block

[amber monolith]

F1 me konsi team support krta hai

[hardy heart]

Bro sui to 40 par Jaa Rahi hai pakka

[wraith hound]

@thin talon hi

[topaz drift]

Team nhi driver bol

[golden agate]

naya naya josh hoga

[amber monolith]

Bta

[viscid ivy]

bol na re

[hardy heart]

Are wick sahab

[wraith hound]

Hi emit

[topaz drift]

Niki lauda

[hardy heart]

Continental me kaisa chal raha hai

[golden agate]

me kya bolu kya bolu me

[wraith hound]

Mai toh marr gya mujhe kya bata bhosdu

[amber monolith]

Based. Current grid pe?

[viscid ivy]

mere class me nikhil naam ka ek ldka tha , uski 3 gf thiii...

[topaz drift]

Hamilton

[wraith hound]

Agle part me bataunga jab mujhe plot armour laga ke wapas zinda kar denge

[viscid ivy]

arykal ki req ka kya kru ?

[hardy heart]

Kya pata balance kam hote hi naya movie nikal do

[golden agate]

Player hote sab

[wraith hound]

Woh toh nikalenge hi commit bhai

[viscid ivy]

uski ek gf ke 5 bf the

[hardy heart]

Ek saval tha

[topaz drift]

Talent bhot b pr ghamand ni kiya

[golden agate]

Well he's not in my list so idk

[viscid ivy]

😳😫💦

[topaz drift]

[wraith hound]

Pooch liya tune already

[wraith hound]

Deeee

[hardy heart]

Ek or

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

Modihzi my goat

[wraith hound]

Already done

[viscid ivy]

Pikuuu

[wraith hound]

Hi casio

[hardy heart]

Ok

[amber monolith]

Adami nhi hai saal

[viscid ivy]

Hi tiku ap caiseo

[golden agate]

[wraith hound]

Acha pooch le chal

[topaz drift]

Hein ?

[wraith hound]

Mai toh annoying af hu

[hardy heart]

Kutte ka kya name rakha tha

[amber monolith]

Mujhe sirf req bhejne me interest hai jo karna hai kar

[wraith hound]

Amit

[viscid ivy]

Yawr ap ek caal ce annoying hee ho cya😹

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

Apkon

[hardy heart]

Kutte ka name pucha hai daddy ka nahi

[wraith hound]

Haa yaar harkatein hi ni badal ri 😝

[topaz drift]

Mujhe khud nhi pata

[viscid ivy]

I can confirm 😹

[amber monolith]

Riccardo Adami?

[viscid ivy]

Theeke

[topaz drift]

Ohh , dekhte h kya result lata is sal

[viscid ivy]

reject

[wraith hound]

Hamare yaha daddy ni hote baap hai mera toh

[topaz drift]

[wraith hound]

Jyada confirm matt kar 😡

[hardy heart]

Ok to app mujhe apna baap bulate ho yahi sikhaya hai mene

[wraith hound]

Hahahah hassi ke fawwarre nikaal diye amit tune toh aaj

[amber monolith]

Me to ver supporter hu pr dil se bura laga tha last season ham ke liye

[viscid ivy]

Rone ci cya baat hai

[wraith hound]

Baap jokes in 2026

[hardy heart]

Samay bro aate nahi hai ab

[viscid ivy]

Carungi😡😡👎🏿

[topaz drift]

[wraith hound]

Aise kaise kar skti hai 😡

[frozen dew]

[viscid ivy]

Aate hai

[viscid ivy]

Araam se 😡😡

[hardy heart]

Nahi dekhe

[wraith hound]

Mai gusse me aag baboola ho jaunga 😡

[frozen dew]

Khair

[topaz drift]

Thumbs up pe dhyan do , aansoo to bike chalate time bhi aajate

[viscid ivy]

Arey kal hee mere sath duo aaye the

[viscid ivy]

Hoja mereko kya😡😡

[hardy heart]

Kyu aaye the

[wraith hound]

Bars

[viscid ivy]

[wraith hound]

Abe Teri wajah se hora hu na 😡

[mortal whale]

Rap battle ?????

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

Obv merese baat karne, duhh

[viscid ivy]

Han toh ho toh tu raha haina😡

[hardy heart]

Aap koi youtuber ho ya chess player?

[topaz drift]

[wraith hound]

Haa toh kyu dila rhi hai gussa 😡

[viscid ivy]

Usse apko kya lena dena

[topaz drift]

[viscid ivy]

Marzi meri😡

[amber monolith]

Tu chess khelta hai? Elo?

[wraith hound]

Acha a free will exploit karegi 😡

[viscid ivy]

Han

[hardy heart]

Kuch nahi bas politics dekh dekh kar jhuth sunne ki aadat ho gayi hai

[viscid ivy]

Han karungi😡

[wraith hound]

Karle phir mai kya hi bol skta hu 😔

[amber monolith]

Rating kitni hai?

[viscid ivy]

Toh mai kya karu

[viscid ivy]

Good

[viscid ivy]

Bohot hai

[wraith hound]

Ladle tu hogi good

[hardy heart]

Nothing, tum kuch kar bhi nahi sakte

[wraith hound]

Ham toh bad hai

[viscid ivy]

Meto hun yar

[viscid ivy]

Fax

[wraith hound]

Cap

[amber monolith]

Bohot to 500 bhi hoti hai 👀

[viscid ivy]

Mai bohot kuch kar sakti hun lekin karungi nahi

[viscid ivy]

Nocap yawr

[hardy heart]

Aap ladki ho

[wraith hound]

Acha ab mere bad hone pe agree bhi karegi 😡

[viscid ivy]

Subjective hai

[wraith hound]

Cap yawrr

[viscid ivy]

Ladki sunte hee tum se aap mai kyun aagya bhai

[viscid ivy]

Haan 😡😡😡

[viscid ivy]

Nocap yawr

[hardy heart]

Aap lesbian ho

[viscid ivy]

Big time

[wraith hound]

Ab tu dekh 😡 mai kaafi jyada gussa hone lg jaunga

[amber monolith]

True, to objective answer de na

[wraith hound]

🧢 🧢🧢🧢

[viscid ivy]

Hoja chal dekh ti hun mai😡

[hardy heart]

Oh maja aata hai kya? Lesbian me