general-chat

[viscid ivy]

chalu kro bhai

[golden agate]

Me??

[viscid ivy]

ha

[golden agate]

Achha

[dusty thunder]

hi

[golden agate]

Aur aisi cheeze ke liye subscribe kare

[thin talon]

Don't watch that shit mere bachpan ko it has ruined fear of death hogya tha Boht ,I used to be scared even to walk out on road without being super cautious and people used to look like fragile piece of bones and flesh

[golden agate]

heylo dheeraj

[thin talon]

Sysau

[viscid ivy]

इश्क़ ने 'ग़ालिब' निकम्मा कर दिया
वर्ना हम भी आदमी थे काम के

[dusty thunder]

hi ted

[thin talon]

Hi Ted

@sly scaffold tried crispy roti fried today it was better than I expected

[golden agate]

Waah waah waah

[golden agate]

How's you

[dusty thunder]

hi artery

[golden agate]

yo

[dusty thunder]

hows u

[dusty thunder]

im good man wbyy?

[thin talon]

Hi Dheeraj uss din ban dediya tha 💔

[dusty thunder]

hows your life going

[viscid ivy]

us par chat masala + melted chocolate , best combo

[thin talon]

Hows you

[golden agate]

I'm a bad man

[dusty thunder]

kisne?

[golden agate]

I'm ok, hbu

[thin talon]

Chat masala + chocolates hehhh???

[dusty thunder]

demn, why you bad

[thin talon]

Does it work

[golden agate]

Nowhere wbu

[dusty thunder]

hein

fanta maggie ts

[thin talon]

CSE ne tumhe

[golden agate]

Because I'm not good

[thin talon]

I am good too did you eat food?

[dusty thunder]

somewhere

[golden agate]

Unfortunately yeah

[dusty thunder]

true💔

[thin talon]

Cocke Maggie

[golden agate]

Ohh noice noice

[dusty thunder]

why you not good

[thin talon]

That's one of the things which is fortune

[dusty thunder]

kocan di maggie

[golden agate]

Some trouble 😵‍💫

[thin talon]

Pecan di Maggie 🐦

[golden agate]

Well I'm wasting it so it's unfortunate

[dusty thunder]

aw

what you doing

[dusty thunder]

sarso da cheesecake

[golden agate]

trying to get some peace

Wbu

[thin talon]

You are just too pessimestic , I am not judging I just want to say that there's something better inside you and things do get better

[golden agate]

It doesn't get better

[dusty thunder]

holding the inner peace

[thin talon]

🦜pattor de parathe

[golden agate]

It's get worse day by day

[golden agate]

aha I see

[thin talon]

You have to see what's the source that makes it get back on the worse track

[dusty thunder]

aur ho gya 26 january ka event?

[thin talon]

Yes I danced in desh rangila

On*

[golden agate]

People

and me

[viscid ivy]

tastes shit

[golden agate]

the whole humanity

[thin talon]

You then have to create boundary with the people who make you get hurt

[thin talon]

Normal food

[thin talon]

Find the reason just critically not emotionally that what will you do that will make your day a little better

[viscid ivy]

nasib itna gendu , mere bhai ne russia se chocolate laayi thi , maine wahi daal di😭

[ancient orbit]

[golden agate]

Yes I have but you can't cut your families

[ancient orbit]

Tip

[golden agate]

[south wasp]

Kis cheez ki

[thin talon]

Russia ki choclate kesi hoti h ? I bet indian sugar bar jesi nhi hogi

[ancient orbit]

joote the mere

[viscid ivy]

sahi hoti hai

[ancient orbit]

[golden agate]

Indian chocolates are worse bhai

[south wasp]

Stock market

[viscid ivy]

pr kitkat acchi hai

[thin talon]

Try to cut off them from mind till you feel better and then figure out to balance things

[golden agate]

Even coffee or other foreign food

[thin talon]

Kitni sahi out of 10

[south wasp]

Palm oil me banti hai bc

[thin talon]

Damn

[devout nacelle]

Me aa gy

[ancient orbit]

😭 no

[thin talon]

Russia se chocolate aarhi

[viscid ivy]

9.98

[thin talon]

Exactly bc

[south wasp]

Toh

[golden agate]

Well not compare to others

[thin talon]

Mujhe bhi taste krao tb maanu

[golden agate]

acha

[thin talon]

Oh

[viscid ivy]

mehengi hai bhai

[thin talon]

Yes

[south wasp]

Shell chocolate nahi hoti jisme McDonald's ki softy duba te, waisi hojati hai jab melt karo toh

[thin talon]

Aap khila re na 🥺

[ancient orbit]

😭 ab mujhe bataane ka bhi mann nhi kr rahaa

[devout nacelle]

Hi

[south wasp]

aaya maza

[south wasp]

Hello

[devout nacelle]

Hi

[south wasp]

Hello

[viscid ivy]

mera bhai mbbs kr raha tha udhar , aagya wo wapis apne swadess

[thin talon]

Amul ki chocolates me nhi hota na palmolen shyd ?

[south wasp]

Amul ki chocolates comparatively better hoti hai bass

[thin talon]

Oh damn pr aapne chocolate ni khilayi ab dukhi hu thoda btaunga nhi pr

[south wasp]

Indian chocolates me cocoa hota hi nahi hai

[lapis lintel]

@sly scaffold change pfp now

[thin talon]

Amul dark chocolates are my go to go

[dusty thunder]

i agree

[thin talon]

Hota h but quantity Boht less dairy milk wagera 10percent se kam p choclate kehke bechte

[viscid ivy]

ho jao dukhi , koi nhi chin raha hai aapka haq

[south wasp]

50% se zyaada dark ho toh hi sahi

[thin talon]

😟

Ok

[south wasp]

10%?? Bohot zyaada boldiya

[dusty thunder]

i miss milky bar

[south wasp]

Yes bro

[thin talon]

Wahi I eat majority of the time

[dusty thunder]

usme milk hi ni hota tha

[south wasp]

Milky bar toh milti hai bhai

[worthy ingot]

[south wasp]

I actually miss Dairy Mil Wowie

[thin talon]

Ha bc india me dhang ka kya milta h ?harr chips me palm oil har ice cream me palm oil

[dusty thunder]

mere mohalle me kyu ni milri 😭

[south wasp]

If you guys know

[golden agate]

I miss kissmi

[thin talon]

Only amul is something jo nhi use krti itna

💔

[south wasp]

Check on zepto or blinkit

[dusty thunder]

india me milti hai MAUT

[viscid ivy]

jio ka recharge

[golden agate]

Powered by FASAI

[south wasp]

Amul ki icecream is pure

[dusty thunder]

voh bhi rah chalte THAR se

[thin talon]

Itna kachra khana pina FSSAI chudai 💔😂❤️

[dusty thunder]

true

[thin talon]

Ande paneer tk safe nhi hum chocolates dhund rhe safe

😂😂💔🤭

[south wasp]

Other icecream companies label themselves as Medium Fat Frozen Dessert isiliye approve hojati hai

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

mere to ghar ka samaan dealshare se mangate

blinkit pe ek samaan ke 150 rs kon de

[thin talon]

Yeah wahi khata hu sb side krke ab

[south wasp]

Uspe check karlo

[dusty thunder]

😔

[golden agate]

Anda panner to fir bhi bahar ka h ghar ki sabji bhi safe nhi h

[south wasp]

Tumhari pfp me black Asian elon musk kyu hai

[dusty thunder]

ghar ki sabzi to bahar se hi aati

[thin talon]

Analog paneer bhi toh same chudap h 💔

[dusty thunder]

itna urea dala rehta bajre gehu me

[ebon vector]

Ek baar ek aadmj

[south wasp]

Ghee paneer toh Ghar me banna chahiye lekin fir ye darr rehta hai bc doodh me milawat toh nahi ?

[golden agate]

Khud ka bhi agar uga rahe ho wo bhi sahi nhi h

[dusty thunder]

pata ni fssai ne kyu analog paneer allow hi kru kr rakha market me bechne ke liye

[thin talon]

Ha bc 😭 fruits even ethylene and carbide se boost krke bde krte h

Nothing is safe 💔

[dusty thunder]

😭

[dusty thunder]

i agree

demand high, production low, match ke liye steroids dene padte fruits me bhi

[golden agate]

Yepp

[devout nacelle]

Purane ppl kaha

[thin talon]

Wo Elon musk nhi h wo 🇳🇪se nylon musk h

[golden agate]

Banned

[tame trout]

Kitne saare neele naam vaale नीलचट्टे

[dusty thunder]

sab taja taja hi bhim army me bharti hue hai

[golden agate]

Nap time

[thin talon]

Bhaisaab mai aur tum Ghar me bna skte h but what about majority percent of population they are eating shit,💔thanks to government for no strict regulations on food items

That's why I like foodpharmer

🗣️🔥🔥

My gota

Greatest of them all

[south wasp]

Modi modi modi
Modi hai toh mumkin hai

[dusty thunder]

Trustified the goat

fak these ministers

[devout nacelle]

@cinder steppe is not ban

[thin talon]

FSSAI is much more humorous than samay Raina , but the joke is populations health

[dusty thunder]

💔

MP me log pani peeke mar rahe

thankfully rajasthan me pani hi ni hota

❤️

im safe

[golden agate]

He will never be

Because he's admin

[dusty thunder]

selfban kr skte hai

[golden agate]

Nahi

[thin talon]

But yaar it is negatively impacting health of everyone , arre atleast jo becho safe toh becho jeher k liye koi paise nhi dega I bet , agr wo genuinely aware honge knowing ki what they are consuming can significantly alter their health they wouldn't consume it

[thin talon]

Modih❤️

[golden agate]

Why would a PM would kill himself if he has power

(Unless some circumstances)

[thin talon]

Wrong analogy why would a criminal convict himself

[dusty thunder]

thing is Govt ne dairy products dudh dahi ande inke import ko bol rakha ki hum bahar se import ni krenge

taki yeh gareeb log acha dudh peeke healthy na hojaye

[golden agate]

Aap samjhe nhi

[dusty thunder]

[thin talon]

❤️☝️😂modi ne rajasthan ka pani piya tha

[golden agate]

And criminals do convict themselves

[dusty thunder]

but atleast ek certain community ke log mar rahe hai mere papa ke liye voh enough hai

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

are yr

[thin talon]

Taki yaha p monopoly kr ske yeh rich business like amul from small farmers 😂❤️

Although I trust amul more than any other brand

Still

There's a gray part

[dusty thunder]

amul bhi same hi thali ki chatti-batti

[thin talon]

Marr toh nhi rha koi pr acche se ji bhi nhi rha koi😂😂❤️

[dusty thunder]

inke bhi products ki testing krwalo

kuch niklega

[thin talon]

Atleast health z better quality and food milna hi chahiye

[golden agate]

Aaj ke liye enough dc

[dusty thunder]

han same same but different

[thin talon]

Air*

[golden agate]

Time for something else

[thin talon]

Bs kam h

[golden agate]

Good night guys

[thin talon]

Goodnight

[dusty thunder]

same as political parties

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

bjp thodi theek hai

ugc ki new guidelines dekhi?

[thin talon]

But still 😂💔

[dusty thunder]

good night ted

[thin talon]

India lacks good opposition

[thin talon]

What about that

[dusty thunder]

india lacks sab kuch

[thin talon]

Supahpawar 2030,🗣️🔥

Lode se upar

[tame trout]

[dusty thunder]

japan kitna bhi aage badh jaye

[viscid ivy]

behenchod

[dusty thunder]

vishwaguru thodi khelayega?

[thin talon]

Singapore ka pm ,🗣️🔥

2 terms me gareebi se nikal diya

And corruption free sarkar bnane ki try kri desh badal diya

Do you know singapore once wished to be like kolkata 🥀

Unka slogan bhi tha

🥀😂💔ab kolkata dekh lo

[dusty thunder]

muslim countries better hai imo

[thin talon]

No

[viscid ivy]

toh

[viscid ivy]

toh

[viscid ivy]

toh

[thin talon]

Not at all

[thin talon]

Aditya chakku

[thin talon]

Considering dubai and aisi places jo tourism dependent h real Muslim countries are hell to be in

[dusty thunder]

toh kya aap bhi bawasir se peedit hai?

[thin talon]

For non believers kafir

🤭

[dusty thunder]

jaha sharia hota ofc voh nahi

😭

[thin talon]

I am glad to be in India but it needs repair

[dusty thunder]

true tho

[thin talon]

On all levels

[dusty thunder]

mereko meri city achi lagti

[thin talon]

Food education health should be priority

[limpid frigate]

Masti

[thin talon]

Eliminating pollution

[thin talon]

Konsi h

[dusty thunder]

aur kesa hai

[limpid frigate]

Poor quality of life

[dusty thunder]

koi aesi sarkar aaye

[limpid frigate]

Good vai u say

[dusty thunder]

jo actual me yeh cheez serious le

[dusty thunder]

jaipur

[thin talon]

Acchi acchi corrupt hojati h 🥀

Mujhe vote do

[limpid frigate]

Nahi ayegi

[thin talon]

Mai krke dunga

[dusty thunder]

moj masti hai

[thin talon]

Pink city

😍

[dusty thunder]

282 seats chaiye for majority

[limpid frigate]

Yes yaar

Only moj masti

For life

[dusty thunder]

pure north ka votebank bhi milaye tab bhi na ho itni

[thin talon]

Bj party k against = anti national

[dusty thunder]

true

[limpid frigate]

Ugc ke support mein bolo

[dusty thunder]

😭

[devout nacelle]

Oh

[limpid frigate]

Milega support

[dusty thunder]

hein

[limpid frigate]

North ka support mangre na

[dusty thunder]

upper caste ka vote percentage is 2% bro

[limpid frigate]

[dusty thunder]

no one's gonna vote you

[limpid frigate]

Tabhi to

[limpid frigate]

Wahi to

[thin talon]

I hate that a single party gets to enjoy so much power as if they will never go atleast they should have fear that they can be removed from it

[limpid frigate]

Ugc ke support mein bologi to lower caste khush hojayegi

[dusty thunder]

40% tribal vote tumko hum sc st utha denge, free de denge

tabhi milega

[woven wadi]

Arjit singh retire hora

[dusty thunder]

aur tabhi win hogi

[limpid frigate]

Abe wahi to kehra hu

😭🙏🏻.

[dusty thunder]

purane gane delete thodi krega

[woven wadi]

Ab kya hoga

[limpid frigate]

Mere text to padh

[primal zephyr]

10 saal aur raehgi woh toh

[woven wadi]

Next generation kya sunegi ab

[dusty thunder]

acha acha

[robust panther]

✋

[limpid frigate]

Yes

[dusty thunder]

abhi padha

[dusty thunder]

koi jayega kisi dusre ke aane ke liye

[primal zephyr]

modi modi modi

[limpid frigate]

Ekdum aisa lagra jaise

Koi value hi nahi hai

[robust panther]

Modihh

[thin talon]

Like yeah new gen bhi equally polarized h i don't think next 15 yrs me bhi change aarha h

[limpid frigate]

Apni to

Jisko jo mann aa rha hai

Kar rha hai

[dusty thunder]

iss baar se hojana chaiye tha ki majority aayi ni yeh nitsh kumar jaise kabhi bhi hatt lodu bolke jaa skte thoda bhi ni hua inko ki ache se kaam krle first term ki tarah ache se krhe

[primal zephyr]

better get your citizenship changed tbh cuz they might just make it worse than Emergency and French Revolution

[robust panther]

Samajhwadi carti

[primal zephyr]

saab chor hai

aur dost bhi

[thin talon]

They just enjoy this much power they care less about doing work

[woven wadi]

Chor toh woh hi

Dil churake chali gyi

💔 💔

[dusty thunder]

Cycle chalao

[primal zephyr]

koi nahi bhai samay ko bra mie dekh kar hila aur so ja

[robust panther]

Mememandir reference

[thin talon]

Democracy is for the people and people are R _ osho

[dusty thunder]

true, nitish kumar 20 saal se power me loda kuch ni kiya ki bihar ko bihar ki najaro se na dekha jaye

[woven wadi]

Democracy is for rich folks

[thin talon]

Chutie log h

[robust panther]

Orthodox jews

[primal zephyr]

waha indore mie bhi same
yet 3 lakh is all it was worth each

[dusty thunder]

i wish south se koi party uthe jo nationwide spread ho

[woven wadi]

JewsWorld

[thin talon]

Not exactly but people elected in democracy favor rich folks

[robust panther]

Real

[primal zephyr]

kya CPI?

[dusty thunder]

no

[woven wadi]

JuiceWrld*

[dusty thunder]

no

cpi nahi

[primal zephyr]

wo bhi islamic dormat hai

[robust panther]

🧃

[thin talon]

South ki party anti hindu h 🥀
North ki anti muslim 🥀

Yeh ni khtm hoga

[woven wadi]

Adani laughs at u when u vote

[thin talon]

Yeh madrchod duniya h

[primal zephyr]

well said bc

[dusty thunder]

bhai mere gaanv side mp ke liye ek aadmi khada hua tha 60 years ka, CPIM party se usko yeh ni pata communist kya hota hai

[woven wadi]

9cr for democracy

[dusty thunder]

north eastern baddies party krwao😭

[woven wadi]

Imma join it

[thin talon]

1rs /acre p jameen mil jati

[dusty thunder]

and blud won

lmao

[thin talon]

Momta didi bulaya tumne?

Amit Shah you naughty home minister

[dusty thunder]

she aint north eastern yr

[thin talon]

You nasty home minister

[dusty thunder]

nasty

[primal zephyr]

amba damba

jamba jamba

[thin talon]

She is

[dusty thunder]

koi north eastern baddie patwado

[thin talon]

Momta bonerjee

😍

[thin talon]

Aap khud bn jao mai pta lunga aapko

🤭

[dusty thunder]

susu place transplant krwani pdegi

[thin talon]

Jo hoga dekha jayega ☝️

[primal zephyr]

🏳️‍⚧️

[thin talon]

Haww susu place ki baat public me ni krte

[dusty thunder]

EU aur india ka fair trade agreement hua @limpid frigate

[dusty thunder]

true

[primal zephyr]

dheeraj shame shame

[dusty thunder]

femboys hote kya hai

[dusty thunder]

😔

ab kya nange bhi na hue

[primal zephyr]

abe wo trans flag hai

[thin talon]

Happy Birthday 🔥🤭 bmw fir bhi ni khrid paunga

40 kya 50 percent sasta krde

[dusty thunder]

trans are jo ladke hote voh ladki bante?

femboy kya hote?

[thin talon]

Gotta work hard for it

Byebye

🗣️🔥🔥

[dusty thunder]

aur jo ladki , ladka bane usse kya kehte?

queer

?

[thin talon]

2027 me diamond bnke aaunga

Tb dekhna

[primal zephyr]

they are people with male body and female like act

[thin talon]

Trans

[primal zephyr]

wo bhi trans

[dusty thunder]

chocolates sasti hojayegi

aur queer kya hota?

[primal zephyr]

aap kuch time mie clean water bhi nahi khareed paenge

[thin talon]

Lessgo ( happiest person but 0rs on pocket to get chocolate) 🗣️🔥🔥☝️

[dusty thunder]

true

[thin talon]

Kuch time me toh mai Boht kuch nhi krunga

[primal zephyr]

umbrella term for all type of sexualties

[thin talon]

Goodnight guys

[dusty thunder]

aur jo birth se disordered hote?

mtlb hijde

[primal zephyr]

BI gender
not sure tbh

[dusty thunder]

bi to jinko dono chalega

ladka ladki

hijde kya hote?

[primal zephyr]

bi sexual aur bi gender mie diffrence hota

[dusty thunder]

ohhhh

aesa

kal chorahe pe puchunga unn kinnar ji se

aapko english me kya bolte hai

[heady thunder]

[prime zinc]

Oh laal meri patt rakhiyo bhala jhule lalan

[primal zephyr]

nvm trans hi hota hai ig
chatgpt says

[heady thunder]

trans, intersex and eunuchs

[prime zinc]

Laal meri pat rakhiyo bhala jhoole laalan
Laal meri pat rakhiyo bhala jhoole laalan

[primal zephyr]

yea but in indian context we just use one word

u more correct tbh

[heady thunder]

i know

but it encompasses all those

we don't have differentiators for those

[primal zephyr]

mhm yea

[prime zinc]

@cinder steppe bhai Kaise ho ?

[dusty thunder]

demn

[dusty thunder]

ohuuu

yup

made more sense

[ancient orbit]

Ab to le hi lo meri tip

[limpid frigate]

Han dekha tha maine, mother of all agreements

[viscid ivy]

Hi

[dusty thunder]

haye mai margi ri, mhara ghee sa ghalja ghaat me

[shell prairie]

Ava Kris Tyson

[thin talon]

Chess anyone 1500 elo?

[dusty thunder]

🤣

[dusty thunder]

regular player kya?

[thin talon]

Kya

?

[dusty thunder]

regular player tu

[thin talon]

Ha

I am

[dusty thunder]

ya bohot dino baad khelra type s

[thin talon]

Regular

[dusty thunder]

acha fir to ni khelu mai

1200 hun h ar jaunga

[thin talon]

Boht dino baad khelra pehle

Regular tha

[dusty thunder]

bhej jara id

bhejta rq

[thin talon]

Gonnaeatyourartery

[wraith hound]

Jab dekho yahi hota hai

[dusty thunder]

sent

[thin talon]

Abhi aya hu

[wraith hound]

Mai kaise maan lu

[weak crane]

Sup

[past shuttle]

kaalia maan lia

[lost zodiac]

[heady thunder]

accha

[past shuttle]

Sabka pata rawal khata chawal rajma

🗣️

[dawn panther]

@ashen crystal

[heady thunder]

wtf

kaunse nashe kar liye

1219 ho gayi hoon 🗣️

[past shuttle]

ye konsa fake rawal hai

[past shuttle]

Kadhi

[heady thunder]

imposter jaisa feel hora

[dawn panther]

Kya pata

[heady thunder]

phir yaad aaya tu bhi 1200 hai somehow

with that gameplay and puzzle skills

[past shuttle]

[heady thunder]

👺

[past shuttle]

idk when I play with you I play bad

It's like you steal all the attention

[heady thunder]

wdym when you play with me

[past shuttle]

with you in vc*

[heady thunder]

you used to beat me at chess at one point how does it feel sai

[heady thunder]

lund lele

[past shuttle]

Feels awesome

[past shuttle]

de

[heady thunder]

now

[elder spruce]

Rani hizdawati

[past shuttle]

yes

[heady thunder]

game improve kar besharam

[past shuttle]

okay

[heady thunder]

I'm this 🤏 close to permanently being better than you

that thought should shake you

[past shuttle]

why

[heady thunder]

because you were 1000 when I was 700 👺

[past shuttle]

So

You worked hard for this

[heady thunder]

so improve kar

[past shuttle]

I didn't

it's that simple

[heady thunder]

[heady thunder]

abhi kiya nahi hai tbh

i need to learn more if I wanna play offline

and meet cute guys

[past shuttle]

You do that

[heady thunder]

(there aren't any in chess)

[past shuttle]

[past shuttle]

Am I not cute?

I'm hurt

[heady thunder]

[heady thunder]

ye to latest news hai

[past shuttle]

[past shuttle]

[heady thunder]

[tame trout]

[heady thunder]

ye to mai hoon

[past shuttle]

May the force be with you

[heady thunder]

i wish mera birthday may 4th hota

just for this meme

[past shuttle]

what meme

ohh

[heady thunder]

👺

[past shuttle]

meme nahi

wordplay

[heady thunder]

maine ye movie ya kuch bhi nahi dekha hai isse related

let's not

[heady thunder]

haan wahi

[past shuttle]

ik

[heady thunder]

what is it called

aur kya tv pe dekhne layak hai

[past shuttle]

the creature?

[past shuttle]

haan

[heady thunder]

yoda nahi movie

[past shuttle]

baby yoda features in the mandalorian series

great watch

[heady thunder]

ek movie bata na bhai

[past shuttle]

But it's star wars franchise

[heady thunder]

😿

[past shuttle]

Movie me nahi hai baby yoda

[heady thunder]

ek movie ka naam pucha tha mahabharat bata di

[prisma marsh]

[heady thunder]

then what's the point of this world

[past shuttle]

movie me buddha yoda hai not the same character same species

[past shuttle]

mandalorian dekhle

[heady thunder]

👺

[heady thunder]

kidhar hai

[past shuttle]

jio

[heady thunder]

okay

kal dekhungi tv pe

[past shuttle]

agar kuch samjhe na to puchna

[heady thunder]

😿

[lusty mantle]

@outer gale

[heady thunder]

yeah look forward to stupid questions

[past shuttle]

[heady thunder]

ye ashok pandey 3 piece suit kaise pehen leta hai roz

[past shuttle]

ye kaun hai

[heady thunder]

journalist

[past shuttle]

ohh

@heady thunder kal me sv pe tournament khelra

[heady thunder]

kaunse server

aur kaunsa tournament

[past shuttle]

kuch bhi

chess

[heady thunder]

chess mat bolna maar khayega

[heady thunder]

[past shuttle]

maaro mat

[heady thunder]

besharam

[wraith hound]

Tu toh bilkul ni maanta

[past shuttle]

[past shuttle]

[frosty flame]

bhdwe?

[shy garnet]

hello

kaise ho sab

[fiery arch]

badhiya bhai

[limpid frigate]

Smallville

Dekhni padegi

[dusty thunder]

@thin talon good game

[thin talon]

Ggs

[thin talon]

Mt maano mai toh susu krlunga

[silk flame]

[ancient orbit]

I'm not bhdwa

[pale trellis]

[frosty flame]

you are

[dusty thunder]

@thin talon kaise batao jara moveset

[thin talon]

dxe5 d6 bishop a2threatening takes on f7 and discovered check winning the queen on a5

[dusty thunder]

hmm baat to sahi hai

[thin talon]

🗣️🔥🔥

[dusty thunder]

center control me gand fat ti hai

but ache se kr liya to jeet skte hai

[thin talon]

Endgame me lejake fad do gend

[ancient orbit]

You gndwa

[thin talon]

🗣️🔥

[dusty thunder]

mera endgame to literally chuda hua hai tbh

[thin talon]

Book suggest krunga pdhoge?

Endgame

[dusty thunder]

i knew the moment ki endgame aagya with an exchange down

lag gye

[dusty thunder]

krdo

time hua kabhi to padhunga

[thin talon]

Jan timman krke art of endgame

[woven wadi]

Sojao

[thin talon]

Tumne pawns free me dediya you. Could've fought

[woven wadi]

Always play kings indian

Never lose

[thin talon]

Albin gambit

❤️🤭

[dusty thunder]

Miniature studies
Rook versus bishop
Preventing pawn promotion

yeh wali ?

like yeh index hai

[thin talon]

Yess Mikhail tal k game se inspired thr

[dusty thunder]

1200 me rehta hai ki pawn free de deta ki position thodi clear aajaye

mera endgame nahi mid game opening sab hi khrab hai

[thin talon]

Nhi 1200 mai bhi tha meri bhi gand maardi jati thi 💔

Mere samay wale 1200 acche kyu the

Boht time tk atka tha

Dusri id me

[dusty thunder]

[thin talon]

Then 1300 and somehow 1400 hogya 1 hi month me

[thin talon]

Opening 2 sikh lo and endgame prepare krlo rook pawn basic basic and do puzzles daily

[dusty thunder]

tbh mikhail tal ke games aap professional chess me apply ni kr skte current time me

[thin talon]

I am good at sacrifices

I think sacrifice wali positions mai 2100 se jldi spot krleta hu

[thin talon]

Nhii endgame theory toh kr hi skte ho Banda pagal nhi tha

😂😂

[dusty thunder]

han endgame ofc

[thin talon]

Usse endgame aata hi hoga

Bhaisaab the only person jisne bobby fischer ko takkar di thi

When whole world scrambled

[dusty thunder]

endgame to carlsen ka hai w😭

[thin talon]

Magnus carlsen never teaches thats the things😂😂

[dusty thunder]

sala -3 se 0.5 la diya tha nepo ke samne

[thin talon]

Bolta h mai bore hojata hu and acche se nhi sikha skta

[dusty thunder]

bro is insecure

[thin talon]

No he gets bored explaining moves to ordinary

[dusty thunder]

virat kohli hai voh chess ka

[thin talon]

Till magnus doesn't lose game is never over 🥀

[dusty thunder]

retirement ke baad commentary bhi ni krega

[thin talon]

Maybe more dominant in the history of any sports

[dusty thunder]

[thin talon]

I don't think itna dominating tha koi bhi

In any sports

Duniya alag Banda alag

[dusty thunder]

no voh to micheal phillips swimming wala hai

[prime zinc]

bhai 2 bande log s1000rr aur zx10r leke ghum rahe

[cinder steppe]

hi

[thin talon]

Gap between 1st and 2nd is like of atleast 10 players

[prime zinc]

hi

[frosty flame]

tu gndmra

[thin talon]

Between magnus and fabi/nakamura

[dusty thunder]

aagya fall uska bhi

[thin talon]

Ha wo bhi h but still magnus is kind of incomparable kyuki bande ne clearly 15 saal dominate kra

[thin talon]

Kiska?

[open nexus]

[thin talon]

Magnus ka?

[dusty thunder]

aayega*

[dusty thunder]

han yeh to hai

[thin talon]

He frickin won rapid blitz championship recently 💔😂😂

Uska fall ka sb wait krrhe even mai bhi

Banda haar k nhi deta

😂😂☝️

[thin talon]

I don't think wo usse pehle chess na chorr de

[dusty thunder]

jo puri jindagi dede kisi cheez ko uska uss cheez me fall kaise hi aayega

[thin talon]

Bro has empire now trades stocks me mene suna h

[dusty thunder]

han voh khud hi chhor dega

[thin talon]

He is billionaire already

[thin talon]

Ha usne bola bhi h tbh

[dusty thunder]

but mujey deep down kal barca ki game sataye jari hai

[thin talon]

Magnus career is like bobby fischer but better

[thin talon]

💔

Tumhe pta h

Jo candidates me german player iss saal select hua he is maths phd

[queen field]

Ek baar ek shatarmurg bengal mai paida hota hai toh voh pdhai likhai nhi krta toh usko paise kamane hote hai toh voh dekhta hai aaj kal log apne feet pics daalke paise kama rhe hote hai fir voh bhi daalta hai but uske feet ache nhi hote toh fir voh kuch aur dhundta hai aur dekhta hai ki uska sbse bada anda hota hai toh iska mtlb uska sbse jyada khulta hai toh iss fact se voh aage multiple client ke offers leke jyada paisa kamata hai

[thin talon]

From like top institute

[dusty thunder]

[dusty thunder]

Life changing story

Can inspire millions

[thin talon]

Naroditsky bhi oxford se tha 💔

Rip

[queen field]

[dusty thunder]

RIP

badiya commentator tha

😭

[thin talon]

Kramnik is probably worst world champion of all time

And it's interesting that he is worst not for his games

😂😂

[thin talon]

Exactly hikaru ne ek baar kaha to watch him toh mai raat ko dekhta tha

For chess lessons and puzzles

[dusty thunder]

😭

[thin talon]

Games me bhi he used to explain so clearly which no gm does

[dusty thunder]

sabse achi commentator to taniya ji hai

🥰

[thin talon]

Lol simp

[dusty thunder]

IM bhi nahi haina voh to?

[thin talon]

I enjoy when samay comentates and tries to find the moves without engine

[dusty thunder]

true hai

[thin talon]

Its fun

[thin talon]

Ha

[dusty thunder]

🤣

samay sagar vishy sir

[thin talon]

Samay ne pogchamps kya hi khela pr

[dusty thunder]

legendary trio commentator

[thin talon]

Iss baar

Sardoche k against 2-0

Damn

[dusty thunder]

bro grinds tbh

[thin talon]

He didn't

[dusty thunder]

krta hai

[thin talon]

He just watched 10 min video of Levy

[dusty thunder]

sala sup sup ke

[dusty thunder]

bolne ki baat hai yeh to

[thin talon]

Ha like he plays mene id dekhi h

Jis din case hua tha uske dusre din hi chlre the blitz

[dusty thunder]

uski second id bhi hai

[dusty thunder]

true

[thin talon]

Oh accha didn't know

[dusty thunder]

han usko pata main se to log dekh lenge online presence

[thin talon]

Jan timman online pdf mil jayega shyd dhundna

Art of endgame

[dusty thunder]

mil gyi

[thin talon]

Ha dekhte hi h

[thin talon]

Free pdf?

[dusty thunder]

24 page ka kuch to mila hai

[thin talon]

Mere bhaiya k paas thi ektoh mene unse leli thi

[dusty thunder]

251 pages hone chaiye

[thin talon]

Konsi krli

💔

[thin talon]

Ha wahi

[dusty thunder]

serach kro

[hard spade]

Movie/series btado koi

[thin talon]

100 Endgames You Must Know
Jesus de la Villa
Try this one for your rating

[dusty thunder]

kaisi dekhni pasand hai

[thin talon]

Movie -hacksaw ridge

[dusty thunder]

milgi pdf

679 pages

[heady thunder]

[latent wind]

Gand main danda de

[heady thunder]

did you read books to improve your rating?

[thin talon]

Lessgo

[hard spade]

Koi dusri acchi h?

[thin talon]

No but I used to fumble in endgames so I decided to learn one day

[thin talon]

Famous sari dekh rkhi hongi na tumne?

[dusty thunder]

mhari to chess khelte khelte gend patli bhai

[heady thunder]

how much would you say it helped you?

[hard spade]

Not all kuch btao binge watch krlunga

[thin talon]

😂😂💔same mere boore din me 1 month nhi khela tha

[dusty thunder]

better call saul

[thin talon]

Like 8/10 but it involved solving puzzles , and analyzing games regularly too

Rook pawn , knight pawn ,king pawn

[heady thunder]

makes sense

[thin talon]

I know them

[wraith hound]

😱

[dusty thunder]

Pluribus vince gilligan ka new show

voh dekho

[thin talon]

And many more positional openings

[wraith hound]

Abhi bhi yahi hai

Chuttad

[thin talon]

And endgame

[ancient orbit]

Tu fati gaand ka

[wraith hound]

And infinity war

[thin talon]

Bankachad chess toks hogyi😟

[wraith hound]

Chi

[thin talon]

Tera baap doomsday me return krrha dudh leke😂😂💔

[thin talon]

Vc aaga?

[vital bolt]

Heylo

[woven swallow]

ni mante

[vital bolt]

[wraith hound]

Tera baap number man return karega?

[heady thunder]

like which ones

[wraith hound]

Aaja itna hi hai toh

[wraith hound]

Tu maanti hai?

[cinder steppe]

[thin talon]

Ni maante bilkul hi

[thin talon]

Yes

[woven swallow]

12:10 ke baad dikhungi nai

[wraith hound]

😱

[wraith hound]

Dikh toh abhi bhi ni rhi hai

[frosty flame]

tu mari hui gaand ka

[thin talon]

Queens gambit transposing , KIA english and Italian too

[woven swallow]

ek din to manna pdega

[thin talon]

Aaj

[woven swallow]

stating obvious

[wraith hound]

Ab toh kal ho gya bawa

[thin talon]

Aja

Jobjaye ab

[wraith hound]

Vc aaja isi baat pe

[heady thunder]

is the English really good?

[wraith hound]

Ho hi jaye

Lafda in pentu 😱

[thin talon]

Less people know how to play against it below 1500

[wraith hound]

Hass kya rha bhosdu join kar

[heady thunder]

hmm

[prime zinc]

bc ab toh arijit singh ne bhi retirement le li

[hard spade]

Dekhi h

[thin talon]

Yeah you gonna win more solve puzzles

[acoustic aurora]

Aap kab le rhe ho... Mera

[dusty thunder]

are yr

[heady thunder]

i already do a lot of puzzles tbh, I'm trying to find good openings to play

[dusty thunder]

gaane banana ni chhodra

bas bollywood quit krha

[wraith hound]

Ye bc chess masters aa jate hai

Kya bolu inke beech

[thin talon]

Scotch ,Italian KIA

[woven swallow]

goodnight ni hogi kya aaj

[wraith hound]

Good morning seedhe

[heady thunder]

honestly I kinda like the scotch but I'm so bored with the structure of italian that I'm just avoiding it now

[woven swallow]

bigad dia mujhe

lo kallo bat

[wraith hound]

@thin talon

[woven swallow]

ping kyu kia fir

[heady thunder]

and I've recently learnt KID but I'll look at KIA

[woven swallow]

sharam ni aati

wo

kya

😂😂😂

nahi

[thin talon]

Hi hi

[thin talon]

Scotch k baad push d6 that's it and work on tactics by analyzing positions

[wraith hound]

Vc aa na hijde

[thin talon]

Hi hi

[thin talon]

Cana ca ra bol ni paunga chlega?

[heady thunder]

i have seen the d6 line, yes

[thin talon]

Yeah kia is god

[long pumice]

Abe bhai

[proper isle]

hi chat

[long pumice]

Mujhe lag raha hai ki mujhe sch m professor se pyar hogaya hai

[heady thunder]

hi van

[long pumice]

Bhai 40 saal ka hai vo

[heady thunder]

puri tea do

[long pumice]

Okieee

[prime zinc]

tera lene ke liye hai bhi ?

[heady thunder]

interesting chat

[prime zinc]

bhai acha kiya bollywood quit kr dala , single nikalega abhi

[thin talon]

Yes it's great and there's no point of playing scotch without dt

D6

[long pumice]

Professor aur mai kinda date kr rhe hai like baat vgerah hoti hai milte hai kabhi kabhi but I think it's casual , but he's divorced 40 yrs old man and I'm just 21 yrs old , but I like mature man bhai toh mai kya kru

Abhi ab mujhe lg raha hai ek empathy aarhi hai

Uski life m dekh lr

Kr

Uska dukh m feel kr paa rhi hu

[heady thunder]

😭😭

girl noooo

[long pumice]

Koi nahi hai uske paas maa k saath rehta apni subah se gym jata alg se apne liye apni mumma k liye khana bananta clg k kaam dekhta gym dekhta akela feel krta

Preshan hojata hai bechara

[heady thunder]

never go for such an old guy before your brain fully develops until 25

[long pumice]

Poora ghr k kaam bhi khud krta mumma ki tabiyaat sahi nai rhti uski

[long pumice]

Okie

[silver heath]

uhmm

[long pumice]

Mai toh bs bol rhi

[heady thunder]

what

[heady thunder]

[long pumice]

But ik I'll not get attached

But uska jeevan dekh kr bura lgta ngl

[heady thunder]

it's raininggg

[heady thunder]

understandable

[long pumice]

Vo bhi pyar deserve krta hai

Divorced h toh ky hua

[prime zinc]

wtf , bihar mein itna weather chnge kaise

[silver heath]

prove or cap

[heady thunder]

everyone deserves love ✨

[long pumice]

For real

[gloomy moth]

🤣

[heady thunder]

what bihar tf

[silver heath]

🧿

[long pumice]

Sab boltey rude hai college m sab darte usse

Idk mann mujhe toh pyara lgta

[atomic dagger]

@wraith hound drag

[prime zinc]

phir kaha hora ?

[long pumice]

Bacche jaisa hai vo

[heady thunder]

😿

[gloomy moth]

🤣🤣

[long pumice]

Eise pyar se hug kia tha mujhe jaise m uski mummy hu

[heady thunder]

but meri hi life me nahi hai

[long pumice]

[gloomy moth]

Jokes

[long pumice]

[heady thunder]

wait what

[long pumice]

[heady thunder]

why is your prof hugging you 💀

[long pumice]

Aree date kr rhe hai hum

[heady thunder]

oh shit actually

[long pumice]

Yup

[heady thunder]

stay safe man

[open nexus]

[long pumice]

Ok

[heady thunder]

is he teaching you in more ways than one

[long pumice]

[heady thunder]

😭

[long pumice]

Aaj kal k ladko se kya hi ummeed rkhe

Mature man toh 40 saal k hotey

[heady thunder]

😭

[long pumice]

So better I'll date a 40yrs old prof

[heady thunder]

mature and more manipulative

[long pumice]

Busy rehta apne kaam p jyada tete bhi nai krta

[heady thunder]

tete 😭

[long pumice]

Nai toh aaj kal k nitthallee londe bhosdike bs bandi bandi krte rehte

[heady thunder]

dead

[long pumice]

Kaam dhaam lauda nai hota

[heady thunder]

🤣

[long pumice]

Sala life m career pehle phir bandi

Eise logo ko smjh nai aata

Aur honestly koi ladki sirf banda banda kr rhi ho na toh uss bande ki fielding set hai

[lapis lintel]

@heady thunder

[long pumice]

Ladki ho bhai feminism promote kro aur career banao apna ladka kr rhi

[heady thunder]

hi stock

[long pumice]

Aur londe bc tum bhi career banao

Pyar ki maakichewwtt

[heady thunder]

1219 latest rating

[long pumice]

Sala pyar lauda pyar bc bakchodi hai

Eise log jo hai na jo pyar pyar krte mann krta unki gaand m umbrella khol kr gaand k bouqet bana du

Mujhe kya Maro bhosdiwalo pyar k peeche mai toh pdhai krke successful banke tumhari gaand jalaungi

Chaat lena pyar paisa toh kamaya nahi jayega tumse

Tumhare pyar ki maakichewwtt

[frosty flame]

Brand name btado

meko b same peeni h

[long pumice]

Agr tumhara banda /bandi ko acha partner aur dikh jaye toh uske peeche baghenge lauda mera loyalty

Bacche bsdk

Cheh

[heady thunder]

word

ye hi hua

[long pumice]

Mai jaarhi kal horti k practical exam hai subah 6 bje uth ke pdhna hai aur nahana bhi hai paani khatam hojata hostel m

[frosty flame]

I wish to be this high one day

[long pumice]

Bye good night guys

[frosty flame]

[long pumice]

[frosty flame]

Goodnight

[atomic dagger]

Good night

[heady thunder]

goodnight ✨

sojao bhai

[cinder steppe]

sirf 12 he tho baje

[heady thunder]

sirf 12

12:37 hora hai

[cinder steppe]

[rancid fractal]

Yo

[gloomy lance]

[tacit arrow]

hi chat

bai chat

[proven cave]

wtf.. and what is a shatarmurg??

New new friends.. new life..

[frosty flame]

Tere rukh se apna raasta

Mod ke chala

Chandan hu mai

Apni khushbu chhod ke chala

Mann ki maaya rakh ke

Tere takiye tale

Bairaagiiii bairaagii

Ka sooti chola

Odh ke chala

[gloomy moth]

🤣🤣🤣

Chutiya

[rancid fractal]

I see

[frosty flame]

@ancient orbit kuchvhi left why?

[gaunt wagon]

[queen field]

shatarmurg is ostrich