#general-chat
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mast


Ek to bc bina exam k 3 ghante ki neend pe hu , kya hoga mera is duniya me
main bhi anna
maut
Tum batao
hogi
main to badhiya hi hun nikhil ji

Yes
yayyy
Yaa ayy
hahahahaha
rae
Koi motivation dedo college jaane ki
chle jaaa naaa
kuch scene h
jis kaarn mei ab ja nhi pata
😔
awkward lagta
kiska lun leliya?
guard ka?
jo ab darr rha hai
jaa naa
nhi yaar mei 1.5 saal gya hi nhi
ab jane ka man nhi krta
1.5 hi rhe gya
kal khulege kal se jaunga
himmat bana kr
to wo chle ja
jana hoga
good
tere college khul gye?
oh bhut time
yeahhh
pranav
Choice of Egg
Boiled Mix Sprout
Chocos
Bread + Butter + Jam
Tomato Onion Utappam
Sambhar
Coconut Chutney
Guava
Tea + Coffee + Bv
Milk
ye breakfast menu hai
ismein se bs tomato onion uttapam khaya
heavy menu h bc , hostel jana tha yaar mujhhe bhi
kaise ho rae?
itna bekaar college h mera
mere yahan ka menu to accha rehta hai... aur inki website bhi hai jis par menu hota to jab kharab khana bnta hai tab mess ni jata main
sidha uttapam bhi bol skta tha but...
fir kya khata uss din
lekin usmein tomato onion bhi to tha
bdhiya
wby
hahahaha 6pm hmmmm
chicken wrap ya fir dominos se kuch bhi
6 am yaar
😨abey yar or kya tha usme
ohh mess mei chicken wagera milta kya vse?
manleti hu
milta hai
tu konse
kya kr rhe
main to mast hi hu
kya krre
meri uni nhi h college h 4x4sqmetre ka
curry patta bhi tha
aur raiii bhi thi
😔
ohdamnn finally
yesss
wao relatable
konsa clg and uni affiliated b hoga kisi
kya kya milta
curry patta ew yar
rai to sai hai
haa uni ke under h or bhut hi bekaar clg h
check ssms-pilani.in
weekly menu mil jayega
0 fun
wait dekhta
isoky yaar
😭😭 wtf
khaio
haa ek branch sath wali gali mei h ek 2 ghar ke beech mei h
yesss
😨 aisa kaisa clg hai bc
rae... when are you inviting me for lunch?
😨😨✌️🙏
umm
never ig?😨
hi I am new
yeh chutmario ne paise kamane ke chakkar mei kuch bhi khol rkha or idhr bhej dete
bacho ko
jeevan kharab krdiya
mc
gandmara college
website to yahan ke log acchi bna lete hain... (student made hai sab, insti wale to chutiya website hi bnate hain)
whyyy??? pleaseeee
haa dekhta full website maja aa rha
obv hoga
isoky master's ache clg se krlena😔✌️
😨 I've to cook?
yeh bhi nhi hui to mei auto chlata dikh jaunga
if you want, order krlena wo bhi chlega
better tbh
order krlenge
I am very jobless from 23 to 26, pls invite me
idhr ke college ki placement 10 bache h bas🤣🤣🤣
main aa bhi jaunga
pure saal ke
un 10 mai se tu to nhi hoga
wo 2nd year mein hai lekin
do something better than
why u wanna go on a lunch
kabhi to 4th mai ayega😨✌️
isokay startup
there is genuinely nothing better to do in pilani
canada jayge lala
the only forms of entertainment here are substances
and I dont wanna indulge in anything
weeknd ka clg review krle internet pe😛
punjabi?
yes

damnnn

kanneda chle jao
mund canada'ch karda drivery😛
tu bhi?
from kannada to kaneda
nahi nahi
burger banaunga mei to
i am a normal ass UP person
noodle burger
mera dost h up ka
wtf
ohhh
aa le cuc mai aagyaaa✌️
idhr milta h
gondazilla krke kuch to tha
accha
sahi likha kya?
oy tu to bolra tha punjab se hai shayd
arey par😨
im
not free
on 26th
or 27th
abeeee wo gonda jile se hai, jila = district
sikh thodi hote sab punjabi
till 28th
haa yehi mujhe godzilla se yaad h gondazilla
valid
fir kya hai
lmaoo those are 2 diff words
hindu yaaar
tu konse zile se h
yess☹️ sori weeknd ko leke jao
omg sameee😍
mainn to lucknow se hu
wo duur haiii
aap to neighbour state mein ho

koi apke pate mei fellow hindu baddie ho to pplz mujhe milaye
ohh

abey oy teri to gf thi😨
aap mujhe itna bura kyun samajhte ho

meri konsi gf yaar 
ye kab kaha mne☹️
mhu bekar to
ptani😹
maybe
thi
pehle
achaa
banegi kse agar college hi nhi jaunga
fir kabhi bulaoge na aap?
padhai kro fir
Hi chat
d

hi door
haan KABHI ts

Do I know you?
dawg
u wouldnt remembuh meee
fosne?
dawg to cute hai
fodne yr
hai to
want is breed ka ek kutta
okiee
hello
genuinee
best fir baddie hunt kro
hello admin
wassup
admin ka parcham buland rahe
honi bhi to chahiye

bohot dinon se koi ban nhi hua

Dang
Haha
@past shuttle
Tu south ke conse clg se hai 
North mhu
Bits pilani

What happened

vc ajao
Jee hilani , iit milani , bits Pilani, yaad aaya

Fu

Jaise?
sub kuch
Kya ache kaam kiye hai apne?
Lollll

You’re literally like Modi
“Ache kaam kiye hai maine”

“Sab kuch”


Dhawal bhai movie to achhi hai but gaane to mid hai
bahar hu
hi I am new
hii
nm
Why does server feel dead
RIP

Condolences 😔
Bhai abhi to library pe hu bhai I can’t
iss server par 51 dhawal hai shit
mh?
Maharashtra ?
delhi
Dilli se hu bc

Hellow
How's u
Long time
Missed you
Where have u been
Hii
@past shuttle kya bhai

@crisp frost good morning babygurllll
bahut bt
batata
bata phir
Dm
arre kuch nhi bas bhuk bahut lagi thi
tujhe kha jaunga 

mere paas utna meat nahi hai, mostly bones
not very tasty
wo to me bataunga na
movie pe focus kar
saale cannibal

bacche khaya kar
tere pieces karke hazel ko khila dungi
Dhawal filws aaega
😳


18
khair.
So is daddy issues for nibbis
kya bhai sai
Haan bahut bada fuckboi hai
casanova fr

ayo
Madman

ohh vc aa badhiya tea hai
💀
😺 🐠
bhai control tf

please hesitate


💀
Ekdum fresh
dm
In bed??
karta
90s tf
you said you miss her
Yes I'm 44
General cast??
why did she leave
@proven cave dc install kar
Chhota tha na

uska dil
gadhe
kya
right..
lol
auzar

ted
ted are you into auzars?
yes
ha aap man hi man kya kya bolte ho mujhe sab pata h
Very kiinkyy
Auzar the apt way
Bsdm
talwar

even doctors should use it in their daily convo
She was my lady+boii
ladybois are the best
goth
Goth 😘💋
don't discuss your sex life in the gc ted
Mere life me sex hi nahi hai
I didn't
like Rhea
Ripley 🥰🥰
Who??
Men of culture we met again
okay name reveal
i don't think we should meet

me batadu

bata
and still nobody on the server know her lmao
nahi 
@half silo hey 👋
haha
ab aisi baat ho gayi
we aren't talking about her shhh
okay sai okay
shhh
waise bhi tu nahi janti usse
dekh rhe ho binod kaise msg delete kiye ja rhe
save your tears for another day 🗣️

Nope
I know the secrets
ye mee mausi phir agyi
That you keep
tu insta dekh badhiya baat batata
nahi dekhna
ok tell
When you're talking in your sleep
deleting insta now
Socha tha FE ko bta do but iske dms he band hai
Kya??
Aise hi ladkio ko hints nahi samajhte
secrets
lol wait
Me bhul gaya hai
smooth dhawal bhai smooth
Ek baar bataya tha
accept
Mai jaanta he nhi usse
exactly
hmm
Kaun si wali Dhawal bhai wo dili wali kya

pehle sab anjaan hi hote baad mai pehchan hoti
nahi mera sath ulta hota hai
kitna besharam insan hai ye
"kaunsi wali"
😆

sabki delhi wali hi kyu hoti
1 he hai aaj tak
saari ladkiyaan delhi mai hi rehti kya
Don't worry
ohhhhh
your name is safe
sure dhawal sure
Event?
she disappeared
Matlab?
ha woh mast thi
nvm
mujhe to wo chahiye 
kitna inch
ab tak tea aayi nahi
aur mujhe mere pasand ki chaddi chaiye
chullu bhar paani doon?
yes
also
Paani se to gussa hu me
1178 highest ab tak ka
abhi do din
bas
deta ek min coffee bana lu
Paani to chali gayi
bas bol diya
bengalan thi
2 banana
okay
thanks
2 kela?
Tata ka laya hu aaj
apna rating batao 👺
dekhte kaisa hai
kis chiz ka

jispe bas bola 
Pata nahi

Udhar doctors safe nahi hai na
1800
yeah I'm not believing this

are yaar ye kya dp h chote mai kisike gote lag rhe
Are yarww 
maine kab bola believe karo hehe
hehe what openings do you play
london opening
London Calling hota hai
but mai uthata nhi call
smack that
aur karta nhi kaul back
all on the floor
Cool nice
Arre Akon
@heady thunder tata good good
Aap kab aaye
Fir dost kaha khush hua?
yes
Same same 1250
noice
kya
tata coffee
😂would prefer to be gay now
accha
Choosing wrong favs brother💔
Mai iss sv ko ni chalata😢
Dis brainfog makin me feel like a blurred zombie🧟♂️
yes
Lmao ded
okay bhej de
ruk 10 rs bhejta
thanks
maine at least 2 mahine se coffee hi nahi banai
wao
yep
One apple
too much anxiety to add caffeine into the system
Two apple
20 bhejta jyada pile
Ye svr dead hai bc
Five apple
Five oranges
achha
Three fiery kingdoms of southern india
Five carrots
Coffee jitters
Five Bananas
Five guava
yes
waiting
gaya na
😖
Five Watermelons

Via piegon
hahahah
yes.
20 Nestle coffee beans
Five peaches
Five Grapes

twelve grapes.
Five lemon.

5 cup hoga ig
Five Strawberries

Five incandescent light bulb
Aree aree
aaj office gaye??
Yes
ruk jaate body weak rehta
Nahi
Five elongated Cucumber
@rancid hazel @golden agate @heady thunder Ek maths problem
kya
I wish
Prove how 199-139 = 97
Kya?
I am not a maths student
I wish... 
hein 
great answer

iske upar hai
false
kabhi thi bhi nahi
absolutely true

I need more context
maybe it is in another number system
nope
Kya hua?
base 10 numbers mein hi hai? wtf
nahi phir aap bologe ye sab mat bolo sai to me ruk gaya 😔
Nahi pata
Hey girl hru
Sahi baat hai fir
I am good wbu?
Bom diggy diggy
Hein ji

yes
Kartik aaryan
I will not fall for you😠
Aap kahi aur to reply karte nahi
me kya karu
if the numbers are in the base of sqrt(97/6)... this would be true lmao
wow
Areeee
zepto math fits well too
Math is too complex😬

No areee about it 😔

Then
Areee
Insta bhi almost inactive
to kabutar pe bhejta wait
agar pahuch gaya to batana chithhi likh ke
I'll sing je ghar kab aaoge tab tak

Instamart logic
I knew you'd solve it
flipkart mujhe bike ke ads dera

yeah I'm smart


crazy
show
what's crazy about it
lol

Boba tee
Lack communication skills
You’re coming?

That doesn’t work, respect is a two way street
Logical right? But sadly some people remain hypocrite
And they dont even realise
Artery
I prefer veins
Dont know who it is , I drew it in timepass
You like weak vessels carrying deoxygenated blood
Well good for you but am better
I dont need valves to push my blood i am self sufficient
It's easy to suppress weaklings
I can direct on my own
Looks like me then
U Chinese?
But can you suppress your erection
I cant
No well

You only said that you look like it
I am racist , I race bikes
Cant i be japanese korean nepali veg moms
🤬
You can be , if you qualify the criteria
Short height, small eyes , small dihh
Are you an accelerator

I only have small dih
🤬
You cant js say i am chinese
That much enough to start a momo Chinese thela
Benshot
Benkashot
Momo isnt chinese sapri
Momo + Chinese thela
Tum shab ko shun shun k marega mai😡

Muh me do phir gand she niklega tatti banke

Muh kholo aaa

@heady thunder
@uncut bronze 
CHUP
your crush 

Ja rhi
wapis kolkata?
No
Ha
thik hai 😔
Kyu tu to aya nahi
Biomol ekul
khud ki baat bhul jaati
@vestal dome @north palm 
Oh

Saimata
saitama

mat yaad dila
Sai mata🙏
kya
the horror of opm season 3
@wary crag

sai mata ki jai 🙏
Cd wale shy baba😎
Movie dekhe ? Kal?
The sheer laziness in the name of animation
why is this so funny 😭🤣
konsi movie
Koi sa bhi
kal fire force dekhra tha
😂😂😃humara humar khbr h
👀
Ye kya hai. Stranger things dekh liya ?
tu aati to dekh sakte the movie
Mera*
true
na
Ogay
Jojo bijad adventure
sai teri dusri crush ka naam kya tha
Devtao ko
Selena
arre wo bachhi hai

kaha crush bana dia
Selena momoz

Selena k*
ye kaun hai
I am tarded
re?
😨
Seleena tag karke dekh
She lives within 500m radius
damn
Gya sai ab
no
@woven swallow ?

Sounds like a threat
ye nahi hai be
Re farted
too much gas
@burnt chasm
Oh yeqh me
Are wo kaun thi.. kamun
yes
Kakun
ye padosi
wo bhi not my crush
Happy lorhi
Toh kaun hai crush ab?
kitne crushes haui
2 hi to hai including you
Mamta banerjee my crush 😍
Oho @proven cave
Param paaji
Mamta bonerji
Prrrrminderrr
Drum paaji
hi
😂😂
Same here
Sup
m hi 2 log k Saman hu?
arre gadhi
Mast.. wby?
tu rehn de
mere pados m rehti hai wo
How to do 7 days of work in 1 day and sleep for rest 6
Unse bhi nahi mili hogi
Oh okay
itna bodyshame ho chuki hu ..

Kaamchorinmarwa degi🧟♂️
Nhi
no time
Haan haan me to bada hritik roshan hu na
Glad it's not just me
aisi dikhra tu ab
The great immgrant attractor
arey
🚣♂️
Uske dil me sirf mai rhunga 😍
Kya woh😿
Jiske Dill m mein hu
Do you know kal raat wo kaha p tha
Nhi na ?
He was with me
Lol

Were you both together in real life?
Wo phone p tha bs
Real bhaichara kisi aur se h 😝
🙏
@rapid field
ye kya name rakhi hai
💔
Chup rho. He's just mine.. shadap.
Makdonal

Tram
Meri toh woh h 😍
phirse

My brain too adhd sorry fam 😿
how do you sleep when you lie to me 😔
woof
😔
💔
How do you sleep when u lie next to me😔
😭
tujhse hi sikhi bhai 
I'm hoping that my love will keep you up tonight
khuda haafiz 
tell me how do you
K
😔
😔
Hi guys i am new here
Leave sv
pottasium?
K+ hota hai
💔😿pyaz kaat ri duniya humare against
potassium? bananas?
mai commerce wala 
Kartik aryann
😔🍌




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