general-chat

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Uncultured

👎 👎

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Abe gifs enable karo

2025 ho gya fir bhi disabled h

[golden agate]

Ab to live action bhi nhi dekh raha

Socha tha dekhunga

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@golden agate yikes

[golden agate]

But ab to bilkul nhi

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Anime dekh plz

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Anime to bhul hi jao

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Live action woh npc k liye h

[golden agate]

Bc koi ladki bhi bol de to bhi nhi

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Ladki reply kare toh fat se ata server

[golden agate]

Kaun??

[simple zealot]

Good morning rahega

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Tu

Plz enable gifs

[past shuttle]

Ohh

@heady thunder wake up to reality

[golden agate]

Yes

[heady thunder]

tujhe reality dikhau gadhe

[golden agate]

[past shuttle]

kab😳

[heady thunder]

jhuk ja

[golden agate]

Truman be like- leave this fake world

[feral token]

Check pictures channel 👀

[golden agate]

Why??

[heady thunder]

precisely

[golden agate]

he hasn't watched it lol

[heady thunder]

@past shuttle chullu bhar paani me doob ja

oh wait

you would love to

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[past shuttle]

[past shuttle]

mera mouse aagya

[heady thunder]

tu ameer hai na sach bata

[topaz drift]

Morning

[golden agate]

kaunsa breed hai??

[past shuttle]

nahi to

[past shuttle]

Micky

[golden agate]

Ye kaun sa hai

Kis color ka hai

[past shuttle]

multicolored

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Kaunsa hybrid hai ye

[past shuttle]

hai bas

[golden agate]

weird mouse

kahi kutar na de aapke pc ko

[past shuttle]

bandha hua hai

bhag nahi paega

[woven wadi]

Wait till he hears abt hard disc

[heady thunder]

ted doesn't get jokes

[golden agate]

Damn slavery

[heady thunder]

minnie is better

[golden agate]

What joke

[past shuttle]

hihi hahahahaa

[woven wadi]

Happy MakarSankranti

[heady thunder]

[woven wadi]

🪁 🪁

[past shuttle]

Wo tu rakhle

[heady thunder]

sai balika vadhu banja

abhi bhi time hai

[golden agate]

[past shuttle]

tu banaegi

[golden agate]

Kya aaj chicken kha skte hai sudhanshu trivedi ji??

[woven wadi]

Nai khana

[golden agate]

Ye bhi hai

Abhi kal hi khaya tha

[woven wadi]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[golden agate]

Tuesday ko chicken ki baat hi alag hoti hai

[woven wadi]

6️⃣ 💀
💀 7️⃣

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Bhrasht admi

[golden agate]

bhrasht

[woven wadi]

Tucch manush

[golden agate]

Aadmi

[heady thunder]

no

[golden agate]

Manush

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Murkh

[golden agate]

Me ye sab nhi manta

bataya to tha

[past shuttle]

Me aaj biriyani khane wala tha

[golden agate]

yayyy

Let's gooo

[woven wadi]

Veg right?

[golden agate]

Khichadi me chicken dalwa lena

[past shuttle]

nahi kha sakta 😭

[woven wadi]

Ewe

[golden agate]

Ohh

[heady thunder]

agar baaki din kha ke Tuesday ko veg ban jao to bhagwan khush hota hai?

[past shuttle]

Beghar hojaunga

[feral token]

This server -> chill zone -> pictures (go here some gta 6 LEAKS)

[past shuttle]

aur kya

[golden agate]

kuch logo ke ho jaate hain

[heady thunder]

what stupid logic is that

[golden agate]

Arre bhai not interested

[past shuttle]

Ye bhi koi baat hai puchne wali

[past shuttle]

Bhagwan is chill like that

[golden agate]

sex ka bhi koi din hota hai??

[woven wadi]

Me toh waise bhi nai khata

[past shuttle]

🙀

[heady thunder]

as long as you're not doing it with a chicken on tuesday you're good apparently

[golden agate]

Tab saaf saaf bolo veg ho

[woven wadi]

Sunday ko kabhi kabhi khate

[golden agate]

aur women logo ko bhi din hota hai na mandir aur kitchen me na jaane ka

[woven wadi]

Why is ted laughing

[golden agate]

during ovulation

[heady thunder]

kabhi kabhi lagta hai apun hi bhagwan hai

[golden agate]

[past shuttle]

kabhitarian

[west agate]

Yes, it's Friday and Saturday. Since most of people have chutti on weekends

[heady thunder]

wrong phase ted

[golden agate]

Hahaha 🤣🤣

[past shuttle]

[golden agate]

I'll do it on Tuesday

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Thats not true apparently

[west agate]

Unemployed do on Tuesday

[heady thunder]

with a chicken or are you a mutton guy?

[woven wadi]

Maybe coz if hygiene

[golden agate]

yes because my wifie gonna make money

[golden agate]

well I swing both way

[heady thunder]

sugar mommy ki talash me ted

[golden agate]

Yes 🙂‍↕️

[heady thunder]

[woven wadi]

Ss taken ted

[golden agate]

very much

What ss

[past shuttle]

House husband banunga me to

[golden agate]

I'm open about sex

[woven wadi]

No context needed for that

[golden agate]

yaha sharm lage to dms me puch lena apne doubts

[heady thunder]

lmao

[past shuttle]

subah subah itni meat ki baat hogyi

[golden agate]

I do feel gay for Tom Hiddlestone 😋🤤

[past shuttle]

aaj kathi roll

[heady thunder]

ye alag meat ki baat kar raha hai

[golden agate]

Egg roll??

[woven wadi]

Paneer

[past shuttle]

isiliye kathi roll

[past shuttle]

same same but different

[golden agate]

[heady thunder]

sai kya tu tuesday ko veg hota hai?

[golden agate]

Kabhi veg omlette khaya hai??

[past shuttle]

apni mummy ki nazar me yes

[heady thunder]

but omelette is veg

[woven wadi]

@heady thunder tu khati h kya non-veg

[past shuttle]

actually no

[golden agate]

it's not

[golden agate]

show some respect

[heady thunder]

pehli to tu kisko bol raha hai

[golden agate]

[past shuttle]

tum omelette veg banare log mushroom non veg bana die😭

[golden agate]

Kya

[woven wadi]

My bad auntie

[heady thunder]

loll

[golden agate]

Aunty 💅

[woven wadi]

Fe aunty

[heady thunder]

not my fault the world is filled with restarts

[past shuttle]

Desi pasta banaunga

[golden agate]

Usse achha didi bol dete

[woven wadi]

Chixken bhi veg hota h

[heady thunder]

lund chature skrillex

[woven wadi]

Ayo

[golden agate]

Issi baat pe kha ke dikhao

[woven wadi]

Show some respect

[heady thunder]

goes both ways.

[woven wadi]

Its Mr skrillex for u

[golden agate]

Chhota bhai skrillex

[past shuttle]

Ab unhe fungi kon samjhae😭

[heady thunder]

lund chature. take it or leave it.

[heady thunder]

kyu samjhana hai

[golden agate]

One piece ka lund chatura

[heady thunder]

ewwwww

[woven wadi]

👅 👅

[golden agate]

Kya bang hai ye

[woven wadi]

I want to know how it ends

[golden agate]

Ek arc to khatam ho gaya na uska 26 season me ig

[heady thunder]

@past shuttle aaj ke din bhaang peete or no?

[woven wadi]

Bro one piece has been on tv for 20 years

[golden agate]

Aaj shivratri hai kya??

[heady thunder]

[past shuttle]

Bhang ka kya din hota?

kisi din pilo

[heady thunder]

bas phir le aa 2 glass

[golden agate]

Ek baar mere hostel k launde ne pi thi

[woven wadi]

Ye fe nashedi nikli

[golden agate]

Apni gf ko video call karke bakchodi karne lagis

[heady thunder]

[past shuttle]

aise hi

[heady thunder]

kya bakchodi

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Hasi ati h bahot

[golden agate]

Nasha to har cheez ka hai skrill

[past shuttle]

Tu do glass piegi

[heady thunder]

more for us, jaane de

[golden agate]

Wahi sb tumhre bina mera kya hota

[heady thunder]

ek tera ek hazel ka

[golden agate]

I love you and all

[heady thunder]

hahahah

[golden agate]

wahi sab nibii nibbaaa

[dire meteor]

good morning

[past shuttle]

[golden agate]

Ab unka breakup ho gaya

Last year

[past shuttle]

ek humara 😳

[golden agate]

personal reasons

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Kiska

[golden agate]

Mere ex flatmate ka

[woven wadi]

Next gen is crazy

[golden agate]

Mauka parst insaan tha

[heady thunder]

[past shuttle]

mat peena

[golden agate]

Gf hote huye bhi ladki me line Marta tha

[heady thunder]

damn

[woven wadi]

I see ppl with different partners every other weknd

[heady thunder]

hazel piyegi

[past shuttle]

Itni jhand cheez hai, bahut bhuk lagti

[past shuttle]

dede

[golden agate]

yes

[heady thunder]

mard samaj aisa kyu hai

[golden agate]

Haha me too

[heady thunder]

kya

[woven wadi]

Club me jake depression hit hota

[golden agate]

70-80 % time sab haarny hote h

[past shuttle]

bhang

[golden agate]

Damn so cool

[heady thunder]

😤

that's no reason to cheat

[golden agate]

Me aaj tak kabhi gaya hi nhi

[woven wadi]

Isme kya cool h bhai

[woven wadi]

Its just drunk ppl dancing and fighting

[golden agate]

hota hai na har type ka dish chahiye

[heady thunder]

haan to khane ke saath lana

with chicken if it's tuesday

[golden agate]

Uska apna hi maja hota hai mere gaon me roj hota hai ye

[heady thunder]

oh shit wednesday hai

[woven wadi]

Nah thats domestic voilence

[golden agate]

[heady thunder]

yikes.

[past shuttle]

[golden agate]

men ☕

[woven wadi]

[heady thunder]

ted girl's girl hai kya

[golden agate]

Matlab??

[woven wadi]

Ted 💅

[heady thunder]

👺

[golden agate]

Ohh yeah

[woven wadi]

Ted is feminist

[heady thunder]

google

[golden agate]

I need a dominating girl in my life

[woven wadi]

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

[heady thunder]

merese ye Tuesday wali bakchodi hoti to veg hote hue khane lagti just in spite

[golden agate]

Ohh

Ghar pe rehte hoge aap

[woven wadi]

Ranked Karma

[golden agate]

achha

[heady thunder]

wrong logic

[woven wadi]

Kha lo tuesday ko

[past shuttle]

abhi bhi time hai

[golden agate]

??

[heady thunder]

convert hone ka? ya non veg banne ka

[woven wadi]

U vegetarian?

[golden agate]

Vege ho aap

Damn

[heady thunder]

ek to ye badbola baccha bohot bolta hai

[woven wadi]

[heady thunder]

that's why wrong logic

[golden agate]

Ohh I see

koi na

[woven wadi]

Kon

[golden agate]

mere ghar me sab non veg the pahle

[past shuttle]

non veg

[golden agate]

Ab keval me aur mummy bache h

[past shuttle]

convert kisme hogi

[golden agate]

Christian

[heady thunder]

theism

[woven wadi]

Tu hi bolra tha na chicken accha rehta

[heady thunder]

but not for me

[past shuttle]

hoja

Tera dimag kharab hojaega

[heady thunder]

but phir mujhse Tuesday wali bakchodi kaun karega oh no

[past shuttle]

yup

chicken too tasty

[golden agate]

[past shuttle]

mutton better though

[past shuttle]

[heady thunder]

[golden agate]

Jhingha khaya hai??

[past shuttle]

prawn?

[golden agate]

yes

[heady thunder]

octopus bhi khale iska bas chale to

[past shuttle]

of course

[heady thunder]

[past shuttle]

Milta bhi hai paas me

[golden agate]

Wo bhi khate h log

[golden agate]

Yayyyy

[past shuttle]

but I don't know how to cook it properly

[heady thunder]

tentacles are creepy

[golden agate]

My fav is fish curry 😘💋

[mortal island]

[golden agate]

Pork bhi khate h log

[past shuttle]

Fishes, prawn, crab, chicken, mutton, pork, quail

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Khekda kha

[golden agate]

Beef

[past shuttle]

boar

[woven wadi]

🦀

[golden agate]

wo nhi khaya

[heady thunder]

pets khata hai sai

[past shuttle]

ek baar khaya tha

[golden agate]

Doggy kaha h usme

[heady thunder]

👺

[woven wadi]

Kiska pet

[golden agate]

Ya cats

[past shuttle]

tu crab rakhti pet

[heady thunder]

fish bhi pet hoti

[golden agate]

[heady thunder]

chicken bhi

[golden agate]

Aaj to patang udega

HB ka

[woven wadi]

Bc me q nai post lar sakta pics

[golden agate]

Undergarments ki

Patang

[heady thunder]

ab crab palungi 👺

[golden agate]

[past shuttle]

noice

[golden agate]

kaat lega crab

[past shuttle]

bada hojae to mujhe bulana

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Ted ka show aya h

[heady thunder]

box me band

[gaunt wagon]

[golden agate]

Ye kaunsa h

[heady thunder]

nahi katega

[heady thunder]

besharam saale

[golden agate]

Wo chaddi wali

[past shuttle]

[golden agate]

Haan panty ki

[gaunt wagon]

Na na wo nhi

[golden agate]

Fir kaunsi wali

[heady thunder]

[golden agate]

Love you Fergie ji

[woven wadi]

Who

[golden agate]

mommy ji

[cloud prism]

Nya bta kuch

[south wasp]

mai bohot khush hu

[tiny night]

Kayu

Kayu khush ha

[south wasp]

The less i know the better

[tiny night]

So come on super man say you stupid line

[south wasp]

@cloud prism pagal hai

Subah subah joji sunleta hu

[past garnet]

Ted ko koi job do re

[cloud prism]

Sojao

[south wasp]

Kaam kon krega

[cinder steppe]

bada mann kar rha ek parapgraph me apne thoughts likh kar story daalne ka

kya BT chal rhi ig par

[dawn panther]

This statement forced me to see Dhawal profile and find his ig

[lament bone]

Any chess player?🫠

[thin talon]

🌧️ 🌧️ 🌧️

[golden agate]

Abe lawde hai na job, teri gaan me ungli karne ka

[golden agate]

that's his 🍯 move to attract 🐝 s

[cinder steppe]

[topaz drift]

[thin talon]

[tame trout]

🐝ch S निगर्स

[dawn panther]

[ebon vector]

Aaj maine ek gareeb ko train se dhakka khaate huye dekha

Gandhiji ki yaad aagyi 😭

[graceful ibex]

Aap jo bhi mere back pr tok kar rahe the front pr karo @past shuttle ne kuch to aag lagai hai humare beech

[cinder steppe]

tf

kya bola vo

[graceful ibex]

Ask @past shuttle

[cinder steppe]

tu hi bta na

seedha seedha

[graceful ibex]

Usne bs mujhe tah kiya aapke deleted msg pr

[cinder steppe]

aaise konse deleted message hai

mujhe bhi btao

[outer gale]

[past shuttle]

achha

[tiny night]

[past shuttle]

Mene to petrol dala tha bas

[graceful ibex]

Delete to aapne kiya

[graceful ibex]

[graceful ibex]

Techu

[tiny night]

Monica

[graceful ibex]

Petrol ki baatein amrika valo se mat kar

[graceful ibex]

Wot is up

[past shuttle]

Achha batli

[graceful ibex]

Ho bolta hai vahi hota hai

[tiny night]

Baal katwane aya hu
U tell

[past shuttle]

waah

[golden agate]

arre viru sir

[graceful ibex]

Share nai bhaiya ka playlist

[golden agate]

arre harmonium

[graceful ibex]

Tedh

[tiny night]

Bhaiya toh tv pe ramayan dekhre hai

[golden agate]

*tedhe

medhe

[graceful ibex]

Dem this is new

[golden agate]

arre technical kiduji

[tiny night]

Teri situationship kaisi chlri hai

[tiny night]

Hi

[golden agate]

situationship

[graceful ibex]

Tedha hai pr aapka hai

[golden agate]

how's you cutu

[tiny night]

Acha relationship thi kya voh

[graceful ibex]

Wut

[golden agate]

yes very much

[tiny night]

Baal katwane aya hu abhi tak bari ni ayi

[graceful ibex]

[past shuttle]

Teri situationship kaisi chlri hai

aur kiske sath

[graceful ibex]

Hein konsi

[golden agate]

Damn me bhi gaya tha Friday ko dadhi katwane

[graceful ibex]

Ruk pata karne de fir batati hu

[tiny night]

Mujhe kya pata Jo bhi uss din vc mei bak bak krri thi

[golden agate]

system banake rakha tha to line jaldi aa gayi

[past shuttle]

arre arre

blind situationship

[cinder steppe]

mujhe khud nhi pta

aaisa kya bola maine

[graceful ibex]

Areeee mai to kuch bhi bakti hu mera kya sach thodi bolti hu

[cinder steppe]

i delete all messages by default

[tiny night]

Sach toh koi aurat jaat nhi bolti

[graceful ibex]

Acchhaaaa jiii bahaneee hmmmm

[cinder steppe]

sachme nhi pta

no clue

[tiny night]

Mereko toh dadhi hi nhi

[graceful ibex]

Vi toh true hai aur at the end of the day mai hu to aurat hi

[past shuttle]

Jhuth bolra hai jhuth

[graceful ibex]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[tiny night]

Sahi baat hai

[graceful ibex]

Jhuth pr muth

[cinder steppe]

sai kya bol dia tune

[past shuttle]

Chawal ban na karde

[graceful ibex]

Jhuth pr kuth

Juth pr huth

[past shuttle]

Abbe kuch nahi

[cinder steppe]

fir?

[graceful ibex]

Jhuth pr juth

[past shuttle]

kal wala message pe jo tag kia tha

[graceful ibex]

Jhuth pr jhuth

[cinder steppe]

konsa?

[past shuttle]

uska puch ri kya likha

[graceful ibex]

Finally

[past shuttle]

subah

konsa to mujhe bhi yaad nahi

[graceful ibex]

[past shuttle]

[uneven tiger]

[cinder steppe]

fir

[uneven tiger]

Machaaao

[graceful ibex]

[graceful ibex]

Oho urdu mai naam likh k aaya hai ab

[golden agate]

meri to kabhi kabhi pushparaj jaisi ho jaati hai hai

[uneven tiger]

@south wasp badsha

[cinder steppe]

aaj badi bhadaas aa rhi media and logo par

[golden agate]

Aur jhuth pe uska muth

[uneven tiger]

Kahi saalo se yahi hai

[graceful ibex]

Kya hogaya

[graceful ibex]

Pehle to modi tha

[cinder steppe]

kuch na

[uneven tiger]

Tanmay ke server pe tha

[graceful ibex]

Acchhaaa

[south wasp]

Haan maa kaise ho

[uneven tiger]

Kaisi hai maa? Kisko vote dere fir

[rancid fractal]

[graceful ibex]

Nitro khatam dusra do pliz

[graceful ibex]

[south wasp]

Badhiya hu, dera hu na vote

[south wasp]

[uneven tiger]

Kisko bolre?

Haa machaaao

Kyaaa

[rancid fractal]

Yo

[south wasp]

Panje ko

Said Ahad Khan

Saif*

[uneven tiger]

Sahi hai machao, patte dera kya nahi saif bhai

[flat flame]

🍌

[south wasp]

Dere na bhai, bohot help karrele apni

[uneven tiger]

Haq he haq he

[south wasp]

Tumhara kidhar jaarela hai

[graceful ibex]

Allah aap pr barkat barsaye miyaan, shukriya

[graceful ibex]

🍑

[uneven tiger]

Cycle ko . Ismail bhai ye saal anje panje ko nahi dere apun

[graceful ibex]

Discord pr gormit badli jaa rahi hai wow

[south wasp]

Ameen

[graceful ibex]

Nice Nepalai Server

[south wasp]

Arre bhai 🙏 kab aaoge mere akhilesh tumhe up bulati hai

[uneven tiger]

Nepalai kya lai kaun lai?

[uneven tiger]

Haa ismail bhai ke saare bhai apne dost hai bhainnchodd kaam nahi huva too gaand pe goli

[south wasp]

Voting booth kidr hai

[uneven tiger]

7 pe municipality school

Fatte setting lag gaili hai mere vaha

Fatte bawaal hai ye saal

[south wasp]

Malad Maloni dete malang ka danda aadha garam aadha thanda

[uneven tiger]

Raat me lifafa aane wala hai vote ka

[south wasp]

500-1000 nikle toh maza aaye

[uneven tiger]

Haa thaaan patta to lagu hai ek ko

Bina ghawne ke kaisa chalega

[south wasp]

Apna toh millat me laga hai

[uneven tiger]

Jogeshwari haa billashot hai kyaa

[south wasp]

Bhai kal jogeshwari pe ek tc pakad liya

Aisa naseeb kharab

Pass meri expire hogayi pata nahi

Aur ussi din pakda

[uneven tiger]

Running hojata

[south wasp]

Saala jogeshwari pe maine apni puri zindagi me tc nahi dekha

[uneven tiger]

Maine bhi

Running wala hi shot hai bhai

Teko gaflat me milgaya

[south wasp]

Haan bhai

Mereko ek baat batao bhai

[uneven tiger]

Bolo

[south wasp]

Malad me achi jagah pr dukaan ka rent kya chalra hai kuch idea hai ?

Ek general store jitni dukaan

[uneven tiger]

Depends on area bro

[south wasp]

Achi jagah par batao tum

[tiny night]

Mai hu malad ka property dealer

[uneven tiger]

East West nearby station

[tiny night]

Kitna area ki dukan chahiye bhaiya

Btao

[south wasp]

Maloni ka batao

[uneven tiger]

Depends on location and area broo

[south wasp]

Normal general store jitna

Makabo public

[tiny night]

100x250 ki shop hai 56.75 lacs mei

[uneven tiger]

If it's on a running street it will cost you around between 20k to 30k

[tiny night]

Terko discount chal

[south wasp]

Rent puch raha hu

[tiny night]

Oh acha

45k

[south wasp]

Abbey

Lund de mera

45

[tiny night]

Bhaia shop area bhi toh dekho

[south wasp]

Ooo sahi hai bhai

Malad bhi sala bohot develop ho raha hai

[tiny night]

50x50 ki shop doge

[uneven tiger]

Ja2 developed hi hai.

[south wasp]

arre bhai

Mindspace hi ek achi jagah hai

Mast ladkiya dikhti

[uneven tiger]

Bas tiktok banake waha se ghar pe chaldiya naa

Aur jagah ghuma nahi

[south wasp]

Malad ke baad churchgate side se pehla station konsa gau

[south wasp]

arre bhai tumko kaise pata

[uneven tiger]

Shapri back road pe hi jaate hai tiktok banane . Ye faisu adnan aur lavda lahsun tiktoker

[south wasp]

@uneven tiger thode time pehle timepass ke liye agripada pe ek property dekhne chala gaya madarchod 3 bhk ka 10-11cr maang raha hai

[south wasp]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[uneven tiger]

Sobo wala scene hai bhai vaha

[south wasp]

Pura bc Memon log se bhari hai woh society

[uneven tiger]

Roj aate jaate bhainnchodd bacho log ke hath me dslr aur 2 ladkiya rehti hai

[south wasp]

Tumne pataye ke nahi koi chocolate?

[uneven tiger]

3 bhk ka sahi hai 10cr vo area me bawa

[vivid apex]

Hi

[uneven tiger]

Choco lene wali bacchiya aati hai chocolate nahi

[south wasp]

Broker bolta hai 5% commission lunga, mere dimag me aata bhosdike 5 lakh dekha bhi h kya

[south wasp]

Tum bhi patao bhai koi chocolate

Meri toh shaadi ki baat chal rahi hai khandaan me

[uneven tiger]

Patta hai to bechne khardina business kar sabse best . Majboot ghawne banege

[uneven tiger]

Kya comedy kar raha hai

[south wasp]

Bhai woh 5% bhi per party le raha hai chodika

🤣🤣🤣

[south wasp]

Haan bhai seriously 3-4 rishte bhi dekhe mereliye

[uneven tiger]

Invest karega yaha malwani me to bol dil se idea batata hu aur property dhundne bolta hu

[uneven tiger]

Lala karlo sahi hai .

Acha faisla hai

[south wasp]

Bhai advertisement aate rehte hai mereko Malad ke lekin aaj kal time bhi nahi milta aur jeb me paisa bhi nahi rukta

[south wasp]

Bhai meri girlfriends ko bura lagega

[uneven tiger]

Advertisement wata , teko call karta ispe. Baat karte ache se

[south wasp]

Uss din ek bandra ki chocolate ko Bandstand pe chaam raha tha police waale ne pakad liya

[south wasp]

Vc aao ye weekend fir

[uneven tiger]

[uneven tiger]

Theek hai

Chal Mai jara sone ab neend aari

[south wasp]

Good night bhai shabba khair

[outer gale]

Kkrh cudie

[uneven tiger]

Good night. Uth jaoga jaldi nahi to bhenchod pura din kharab fir raat me jaagte raho

[south wasp]

Apni night shift hai kya?

[uneven tiger]

Haa naa bhai

[south wasp]

Zohar padh ke sojana bhai

Mai toh punctual hogaya hu abh

[uneven tiger]

Theek hai

[uneven tiger]

White police gang nahi join karliya?

[prime zinc]

[south wasp]

nahi bhai apne waale ka hi bayaan suna hu

Toh thodi akkal aagayi hai

[uneven tiger]

Sahi hai chal theek hai

Good night

[graceful ibex]

Ab sleepungi

Gunnite

[cinder steppe]

[graceful ibex]

You wot doing

Go slip

[shy garnet]

[cinder steppe]

razna waasup

[shy garnet]

badhiya wbu

[cinder steppe]

[worthy ingot]

Baunica

[cinder steppe]

[heady thunder]

@past shuttle kya bhai makar sankranti mana raha hai kya

[prime zinc]

[cloud prism]

Tera kaam chura leti hu kaamchor huna UwU

[hasty lark]

Reeevdaaa

[golden agate]

[past shuttle]

kaam karra hu

[past shuttle]

reevee

[thin talon]

Happy lodi

[south wasp]

Kaam karna bhi padhta hai fir

[rancid fractal]

Rohit Sharma be like bilkul risk nhi lene ka

[timber galleon]

Match ka link h kisipe?

[cinder steppe]

Daal dia

[thin talon]

Minim

[cinder steppe]

[toxic wave]

Koi utrayan ka copy pasta bhej do

[thin talon]

🐃

[timber galleon]

Bruh, link by any chance?

[rancid fractal]

Hotstar pe hi dekhra mai to

[candid flax]

aaj to century mangta

[gloomy lance]

[heady thunder]

chutti nahi mili?

[past shuttle]

nahi

[heady thunder]

sad

mai paani ki tanki saaf kar rahi hoon

phir realise hota hai bohot machines hain ghar pe

[past shuttle]

[livid blaze]

@past shuttle सभी देशवासियों को मकर संक्रांति की असीम शुभकामनाएं। तिल और गुड़ की मिठास से भरा भारतीय संस्कृति एवं परंपरा का यह दिव्य अवसर हर किसी के जीवन में प्रसन्नता, संपन्नता और सफलता लेकर आए। सूर्यदेव सबका कल्याण करें।

[topaz drift]

🙏

[wraith hound]

dabdaba hai aapka toh

[golden agate]

you're late

[thin talon]

Bda mdrchod bnda h

[past shuttle]

[worthy ingot]

[past shuttle]

surya

[tame trout]

[wraith hound]

sai

kalia dekh rha yaad rkhio

[wraith hound]

surya do u still bleed?

[worthy ingot]

If it bleeds it breeds

[wraith hound]

[worthy ingot]

Sai mara jayega

[past shuttle]

[heady thunder]

bleach wala pani meri tshirt pe lag gaya

turant dhoni padi

[past shuttle]

🙀

[past shuttle]

Kisse dhoya?

[heady thunder]

paani se?

gadha hai kya

[past shuttle]

[past shuttle]

arre me detergent puchra tha

[heady thunder]

you don't exactly need detergent to wash out bleach water

tujhe bhi bleach kardu aaja

social hierarchy glitch

[past shuttle]

aaya

[wraith hound]

[heady thunder]

👺

[past shuttle]

achha achha

[peak karma]

Kisi ke pas 3rd party app hai match dekhne ke liye 🙂

[high moat]

am i hurt you 😿

[past shuttle]

@heady thunder chess

[nimble wren]

mood bigadne k aur tareeke hai dost

[past shuttle]

142 pe 4

[thin talon]

Bando

[past shuttle]

match nahi dekha tha thik tha

[nimble wren]

achha lga mai is feeling ko akele feel nhi krunga ab

[past shuttle]

kohli 100 marega kaun bkl bol raha tha

nazar laga gaya

[heady thunder]

tanki

ab nahaungi

🥱

[past shuttle]

ake... ohh jaa jaa

[nimble wren]

bhai kaise gir rhe wickets wo hee dimag k upar jaa rha

[past shuttle]

[nimble wren]

270-280

sahi rhega

but prasidh krishna bhi hai

[toxic wave]

Chess khelti ho ?

[golden agate]

[azure steppe]

[past shuttle]

[azure steppe]

kida

[thin talon]

🐜

[past shuttle]

kuch nahi anime dekhra

[azure steppe]

punjabi mei pucha tha kaise ho

keeda ni hai

[azure steppe]

acha

[past shuttle]

yup, tumhara kya chal raha

[thin talon]

🦕

😓 ✌️

@wraith hound kida

[heady thunder]

besharam

[heady thunder]

no

[past shuttle]

jaldi aagyi

[heady thunder]

to?

[past shuttle]

kuch nahi

[golden agate]

[heady thunder]

[past shuttle]

[golden agate]

Aap log apna ye prem sanvand apne vidhutya sandesh peti me kare

[heady thunder]

ew

[golden agate]

You??

[past shuttle]

vidhutya what

[heady thunder]

[past shuttle]

ted jaldi meaning bata phor tujhe gaali bhi khani hai

[golden agate]

arre me bol raha to dm me jao

[past shuttle]

achha bkl

[golden agate]

haan lawdya

[toxic wave]

Aajao

Ek ek game ho jaye

[golden agate]

[thin talon]

🌧️ 🖕 🤣

[heady thunder]

i don't play.

[thin talon]

.

✍️🤬🙏

😹 🦍

🦕

🌍 ☄️ 💥 🦕 💀

[ancient orbit]

Ye tricetal itna active kese rehta hai aajkal

[thin talon]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🫄 🙏

👶

🧑‍🍼

⛪ 🛕

[thin talon]

Sec s

[woven swallow]

oy pgl ky bolra 😨

[thin talon]

😹

Pgl mdrchod

[ancient orbit]

mujhse kyu maangra hai

Alhamdulillah

[thin talon]

Jesus gives

[woven swallow]

pgl madrchod 😹

[ancient orbit]

😭

[thin talon]

🙏om namah sivay

[ancient orbit]

Offis me hun hasaa mat

[woven swallow]

offis mai jesus gives😹

[thin talon]

😹😹bda chod bnda h

🙂

[woven swallow]

😹😹 bda bhosda bnda h

[thin talon]

🙂

H

I

[ancient orbit]

Wanan du da dan dan Ali

[high moat]

zwag zwag

[thin talon]

Challenging god🤬

[high moat]

angry chud

dongzig

zwag zwag

[thin talon]

Ht be chakku😹

[woven swallow]

haww

[high moat]

iski maa v toh chakke hi psnd krti h

[woven swallow]

😹

💀👉🖕👆

[ancient orbit]

V toh

[thin talon]

💀 ☠️ 🤫

[high moat]

🤡 🫵✌️😹

🎉

[woven swallow]

🤫🤪🤙

[high moat]

😜

agar ladke ho toh 1 dabao aur dishwasher ho toh 2 dabao 😜

[thin talon]

2026 started but not my humor 😛

[woven swallow]

mhu🤪

[high moat]

🏴‍☠️

desi jiju

[ancient orbit]

Bataau abhi 😠 om namah shivaay kese bol skta

[ancient orbit]

Bsdk pk

[high moat]

hein

[woven swallow]

🤣🤣🤣

[high moat]

🤣

[golden agate]

[ancient orbit]

Desi jiju 😰😰

[topaz drift]

jingamongabidunga

[ancient orbit]

Jiju kese ban gya mai aapca?🥺

[drowsy sinew]

No frens

[high moat]

being rude is better than having 2 faces, muh pe aap peechhe se saanp

[thin talon]

Aaj se nhi bolunga 🙏🛕

[high moat]

😹

[woven swallow]

iske papa ki lugai hai🤪

[ancient orbit]

Astagfirullah

[high moat]

ya allah

YA allAH

[topaz drift]

[crisp frost]

🤪

[high moat]

😝

[thin talon]

Muh p aap meri gand p saanp 💀 ☠️

[woven swallow]

🤣🤣😅

[topaz drift]

insan ko dar bhi nhi lagta aise shabd bolne me

.

[ancient orbit]

😰 😰

[topaz drift]

chi chi

very bad people

[woven swallow]

🙂

vbad

[high moat]

twinkle twinkle little star treat people aukat anusar

✌️

😹

[woven swallow]

😹😹

[ancient orbit]

Gand me jo saanp hai wo kobra nikla to?😰😰

[high moat]

22 ko jee mains ka paper h

[topaz drift]

[woven swallow]

teri gand ka aakar badal dega😹😹👆🖕

[ancient orbit]

Usne funn fela diye to?

[topaz drift]

abhi register krta hu

[thin talon]

🙂

[high moat]

🤣

[topaz drift]

fir wapas apni aukat dekhunga

[high moat]

itni hassa ki kidney mein heart attack aagaya

[woven swallow]

🙂

[topaz drift]

dekhna kahi lungs me stone na ho jate

[ancient orbit]

Aise jokes jee aspirant hi maar skte hai 🤓

[high moat]

thapad mardungi tumko

[high moat]

bhai steric hinderance vale jokes muh pr hain

+100 steric hinderance dekh moti gand 😹

[woven swallow]

😹😹🙂

[topaz drift]

thappad marungi tujhko thappad marungi , dhoom tak dhudhudhumtak

[high moat]

😹

[high moat]

chlo yr

achhe aadmi ho aap

[woven swallow]

han yahi music compose krle

[topaz drift]

kaha chalna h

[high moat]

mai v achha aadmi hun

[woven swallow]

nai

[topaz drift]

music to jaan h

[woven swallow]

cold waves aari hai🥶

mere idar

[high moat]

aapka idar kahan h

[topaz drift]

mai acha nhi bhot ganda aur galeech insaan hu

[high moat]

wrong answer

❌

[woven swallow]

mini swiz🥶

[topaz drift]

idar kidar ?

[woven swallow]

idhar dekh

idhar

[high moat]

mini swiz kia h

[woven swallow]

mere idar hy

voi

[topaz drift]

places in world that looks like mini switzerland

[high moat]

arey bisi 😹 arey bhai arey bs bhai 🙀🔥

[high moat]

oh

jammu kashmir

🙀

[woven swallow]

🥶😹😹

[thin talon]

😅 🖕

[woven swallow]

pgl ko ky pta

😹👆

[thin talon]

🐄 🫄

[topaz drift]

re aadmi kaisa h

[woven swallow]

top 3 coldest entries in anime history 🥶

[thin talon]

Saste h

🎃

[woven swallow]

😹😹

abyyrrr

😹😹😹

😹😹😹😹

[topaz drift]

saste h to 27.82 kg pack kr

[woven swallow]

nu kera saste hy 😂😹😹😹

[high moat]

rae toh pagle chodde jaisa hass rha

😹

[woven swallow]

😹😹😹😹

[thin talon]

#$!@

[high moat]

😹

[woven swallow]

hasi ajati

[topaz drift]

itni hasi to ex ke bf ko dekh kr bhi nhi aayi thi

[high moat]

mujhe v hassi aagayi

[thin talon]

😹

[woven swallow]

hasle fir

[high moat]

dank ☠️

[woven swallow]

😂😹🤣😂🤣🤣😹🤣😹

[high moat]

dank suar 🤡

[thin talon]

Lmao lolde 😹😹🙏

[high moat]

😂

[woven swallow]

😂😂

[high moat]

pura triggered insaan ka server bn gya

[thin talon]

Rofl diwas 😹😂

[high moat]

😹

lmao diwas

lick me all over

[topaz drift]

hahhahahaa itna funny hu kahi comedian na ban jau

[high moat]

🤣

[thin talon]

😹😹😹😂😹🙂😹

[topaz drift]

gali dede pr ye na bole

[woven swallow]

nai banega dw😹

[high moat]

"bhay jo sach ha vo ha"

🙀

[woven swallow]

triggered insaan ke sv pe adult active rete ky😹

[topaz drift]

🤣 🤣

[high moat]

janwin bhay

😂

[thin talon]

😭

[woven swallow]

😂

[thin talon]

🙂

[high moat]

🙂

[woven swallow]

😜

[topaz drift]

😭

[woven swallow]

🙂

[high moat]

😝

[topaz drift]

😁

[woven swallow]

😅

[thin talon]

😂

[topaz drift]

[thin talon]

🙂

[woven swallow]

🥲

🤗

[thin talon]

☺️

[high moat]

bhay ki dost ke sath oyo gya.. vo toh ladka nekla 😹

[topaz drift]

"bhay jo sach ha vo ha"

[thin talon]

🥴

[woven swallow]

🫡

[topaz drift]

😂

[thin talon]

🥶

[high moat]

[woven swallow]

😐

[topaz drift]

[high moat]

😑

[woven swallow]

😒

[topaz drift]

[high moat]

carryminati chliye shuru krte ha 😹😈

[thin talon]

Newnyear comedy 😛

[woven swallow]

😆

[high moat]

those who nose

🥶

[woven swallow]

newyearnewu

[thin talon]

Wold wu

[woven swallow]

#2026is2016

[topaz drift]

technical guruji shuru krte h bina kisi bakchodi ke

[woven swallow]

😆😆💯

[topaz drift]

2026 is 5056

[thin talon]

#edited 👾

👩‍🦳

[woven swallow]

#reelkrofeelkro 😛

[high moat]

real life ❌
reel life ✅

[topaz drift]

#proudgandi

[golden agate]

[high moat]

coldest anime expression for white boy

[woven swallow]

😂

[topaz drift]

no spamming

[woven swallow]

#fyppppp

[topaz drift]

spammers will be spanked