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mera kal hai calculuska paper lol
theek hu wby
Mera 2nd feb ko hai
nhi, tu bht galeech hai toh im aware of your gender identity
Hwy
pura naam omkar hai
Helo
om is short

yes
Hn bhai, mila???

kyka ?
uth gya
Disneyyyy land
huh?
Vhi jiske liye aap yha aaye the
disney me tho maza aata
This meme, is related to Disney land
mat pucho yaar dimaag ka bhang bhosda krre hai , pehle toh saalo ne 50 assignment de diye
27 se mids rkh diye
mehnat karo sub ho jaiga
wahi krra

Yo @cinder steppe
hi
Vc??
Hex, (sameer bhai ki aawaz me)
Suree
GOONight
Yes

mummy ki...tum kya samjhe haha

ohh achha
so he jata hoon

kaisi hai
Kisi din toilet seat pe baithne se maut hogi meri
Mera bhi wo worse nightmare hai kyunki lagta hai usme se saanp aake das lega mereko
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ mi chaan aheee tu kasa ahesss
Hello there
mi pan chhaan
helowww


Kaise kaise log hai ??
kaha se seekhi
Tarak mehta ka ooltah chashma

Hn aaja idhr

mujhe laga tere jeevan mai aur koi marathi fine shyt aagayi
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
mujhe pata tha ye idar aake kuch aisa likhega
Aur koi

krdia na ruin
arey matlab mere alawa
kya
smjhi ni

mai teri marathi fine shyt nahi hu?
Tu marathi h?
Hii


Marathi hai tu?
chand ki utarli h dodo baliya
marati hota h vo
Morning 
Mard to galeech hota hi hai

Aayein
hm

Wah yr same

damn, when's the live performance happening 
never 


ever

ssup
abbey toh repeat kya karra meri baate
i see

boring weekend
Bataana chahta hun ki mai lesbian mard hun
bro kisi ke paas botherlands 4 haii
bhakk gawaar
@woeful gorge mom
๐
thodi marayada rakhe
gawaar boldia bhondu ne

relatable
Kya plans hai aajke?
Sona aur kuch kaam Karna 

Damn I've been waiting for like 3 years now 
what are you talking about ๐
๐ค๐ป
kya kaam?

Importanch works
With just one touch i can
Akele waale ya dost waale
hi.
@heady thunder Do you sing abhi bhi?
hello bhai
no i stopped after ursula took my voice

Puri disney ghol ke pi li hai
haan
me kyu dekhne paga princess movies
hmm aisa
if you had good taste then you would
Says who?
clearly I just said it
did you fall or something
falling se yaad aaya
achha
@past shuttle sunn
bolo bhai

now she's falling
falling like the leaves
of autumn
Mera status pe kuch likha huva dikh raha hai kya?
na
status on kro tab dikhega
ayein
mera kya reference hai
Rakhlo
Abhi?
Tum chupa k
han ab dikhra
chupa ke
haa
If you are a swollewer then I am your follower
Okay


fe
Ye pata nahi tha ke status on wala scene hai

The cutest
warlock 
frontend
who
Smartest *

You
now I know this isn't about me
beluga is still relevant?
Funny bhi ho
wo to hoon 
ariel , mitaye sau jiddi daag khaali ek wash mein
brain se creases bhi mita diye lagta hai ๐บ
so smooth
achya
ariel to font hota na ms word me
likhe leta hu achha comeback hai
pakistani bkl ho haraya
kuch to original karle ๐บ
feeling proud indian army
sab meri copy
nahi

kaash kisi din tujhe apni bike se uda doon

frontend
one friend waalaa(not him)
backend kidhr hai aapka
MUrder case pad jayega
chalana bhi aana chahiye ma
got lost
haan fir theek hai
international waters
aaja bbsr
wahan buses bohot jal rahi abhi
sochna padega
I'd like a bus to hit me, not burn me
Dil dhokla
Sylvia Plath jaise maro
arey sai bhaina , i used to stay near ashok nagar Ganguram sweets
Bili boy
for my vacations
Kyu bhai
ninni aari hai
udhar rehte the tau
Aree noice
Akele akele?
tujhe bus sikhna hai?
aajao yr sath aajao
Toh ab kaha rehta hai bhai
cuddle krke soyenge
mai raat ko puri 10 wali nescafe milake piya
ki padhunga
bc neend aagyi
๐ญ
Here I am
Yehi sunna tha mujhe.. ๐
awwww
Coffee se bhi immune hogya ki ab uska bhi asar nhi hota ๐
haan yaar ๐
kaha gayab
kahan gayab
ek dum sahi baat hai ๐ญ
wo nahi aata but agar bus driver ka job chahiye to ho sakta
ab to ek industrial piercing meri body me hojaye aar paar
unko bhi chalana nahi aata
๐บ
ye chutiye out kyu ni ho rhe
Dil dariya gaand samundar
ye unwanted child jaisi baatein
itni jldi ?
Usse kya hoga
samjhe ni aap
ladies janti hogi what industrial piercing is
Yehi baate mere ma baap bhi krte hai ๐
Ha bhai mei ladies nhi toh mujhe nhi pata ๐
@fringe quest chai fiki kyu dikhri
Aaj toh haarne waale hai
read you like a cheap menu
arre voh ear lobe ke aar paar ek piercing hoti hai aajkl , vesi same body ke through krni hai๐
Bru peeya karo , usse neend aati nahi .. bht jyada cafiene content hota usmein

Even that cheap menu becomes expensive when you read it
bru dundhni pdegi ab
clearly didn't
hn mil jayega , reliance hoga toh usmein mil jayega
Bhai aapke toh shaukh hi badi cheez hai ๐๐
@past shuttle wuh luh wuh suggest kar
reliance dur hai idhr se
๐ญ
So you are questioning your own reading?
acha par bru peeya karo , mereko ussi ke wajah se raat 1:30 neend nahi aati
๐ญ
ye kya hai๐ญ
Konse body part ke through krwana hai bhai?
body ke aar paar mtlb direct mardar
@heady thunder rating check
to raha na mai banda kaam ka
nvm my comeback was too hurtful
jo bana mai premi aapkaa
I'll spare you
ho gaya kya 1209
Aree bhai ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ itni si baat nhi samjh paaya mei
what a nice day
dayum
2019 ko 7 saal kab ho gaye
wahi likhna chah rahi thi mai
max 4 saal huye the jaha tak yaad hai
Still waiting for it to hurt me ๐ค
wow
I didn't say it
aree
but you're proving what I was about to say
@blazing river apna time aayega
chal mera bhi karde
arey yeh F E wo hai kya
turant
agar aaj barca haar gyi to mere 2-3 months mental health bhagwan bharose hai
Pk
Doodh zyada ho gaya tha..fiki nhin thi..๐ญ iske liye tag mat kar
The floor is all yours, just say it
no thanks
@heady thunder 24 ki ho gayi ?
itne badde log hai server me
Lost before even trying?
@past shuttle ab bura lag raha mujhe rating dekh ke
@frozen minnow 25 ki honi wali ho,agar koi mila naa ho toh aao shaadi kare
sparing you is not my loss
But why to spare so easily?
but if it makes you strong and big to assume so, go ahead
No it doesnt
wtf
warlock
@frozen minnow sirf mujhse shadi karna isko ignore karo
Aisa confidence chahiye
kisiko kuch ni milega
Creepers all around
sabko dosto me hi settle hona pdega
Maine abhi kuch time pehle samay ki ek cousin ko date kiya
its great warlock bhai aap pehle hi spot fix kr rahe
Woh bhi zada bolrha hai bhai
demn
@frozen minnow aao hum dono dost settle ho jaate hain
how it went?
Ticket lagti hai kya?
is that supposed to be a flex?
reservation krwa rahe hai
Creepy log
WL-2
Noo i m sad
lol
Lmao ๐

Katt gya vai
kiske liye
Career par focus
Aapke liye shyd
India mai ?
mera career to uski bahoon me hai
Creepy log

Isliye barbaad hogya hai ๐๐
saath me rahe kahin me rahe ๐บ
Creepy log
spotify wala mere se jyada garreb lgta hai bhai
Match haar gye

Nhi
Ban hogya tha mera acc
Use hua bhi kya utna?
paise wale ho bhai ,
lehh
niche bhi to padho kon pay krta hai
Toh usme family pack lene ki kya zarurat thi bhai ๐
Mod apk mt use krna
nahi krta
arre nahii, mai aur mere dost hai hai 5 unke saath liya family pack , 180/6 = 30 per person padra, but voh 180 bhi ek hi banda pay krha hum me se, ab mera wala account didi aur mai use kr rahe hai dabake premium
Dil mei mere hai dard-e-disco
Aree bhai yeh toh scam kr rha hai ๐๐

bheege hum baarish meh kis qadar rk ghoot laga kar to dekho
jeete to hum bhi sir utha kar, kabhi sajde meh jakar to dekho
wwaah waaah
arey badiya
tum btao?
B2
Bhai tum travelwithnikhilroshan ki 2nd I'd toh nahi
Achi baat hui ye toh why crying

tab bhi 1200 ka shirt show hora
kacha nimbu


bhai kharid lunga mai

online nahi
fir
kuch ache shirt aur trousers ... apne ko t shirts mein interest na hai
Vizag mein

acha
lingerie bhi lelo kaam aayegi aapke

tfym dost hai mera
I meant itni jldi switch
switch? Hanging out with anyone other than him is a switch?
Yedaaa hai kya?
aur shayla
๐ญ
leh meowt diya teri streak par
Itni sundar to nhi suro 
Aur dheeraj
Dheeraj delete your text
Mere pr toh saath mai aarhe
kaisi hai
Tf you saying 
Cute hu
tere hi aara bass
aww, aesa konsa din hota jis din tu cute feel ni krti?
jis din mirror dikh jata
not here idhar nhi bolra mai
kharid ke parcel krwa du kya apke address pe
ab ek kaanch dikhayega kitni beautiful ho aap, yeh aukat iss 2 kodi cheez ki jo girte hi to tut jati
han krdo
address bhejo phir
Par bol kya rhaa 
Kaunsa hindi bolrhaa
jaipur post office malviya nagar/jawahar nagar
pick kr lunga
pass me hi hai
toh fir aur kon dikhayega
snapchat ka filter
Mujhe to lagaa move on nhi hua aapka not like move on waala move on but still he has a chance type
moov lagane se move on hojata hai kya


kaash aisa ho yaar
duniya bhar ki moov mere hi jhakhmo pe lagegi
Nhi samjhi kya abhi bhi
aur lostt

nhi
Nvm

ok
aise kaise mere ko bhi lagana hai , abhi bhi jhakham lag re hai

1.5 chat
Aaoo

fir kab uthegi
Doh ghante baad
lehh
Bahar jana hai
Industrial kya hota

Mic on karoge?
stab dedungi tumhe aar paat
Bhondu yesu
mujhe toh tumhara tippani sunna hai
you bhondu onli
no me kyut
Chomu ko spelling galat hai
Tu pakka ladka hai
match dekhne vale koi ni h idhr
lapinoz ka pizza itna mehnga kyu aata hai
๐คฃ๐คฃ suro is the og bangaali
konsa
whut?

ind nz
apna naam apne paas rkh
hi cutu
kya re myntraa, wassup
Suro bade waali umar ki bangali ladki hai
hellooo
Suro kon hai bc
kohli ki batting aayegi utni hi der dekhunga
ok
Mardani aurat
dard dukh peeda
desi
Ow idk
monku ka tag what hai
Marble
Woh kuch bolti/a kaha
Wo to mai bhi bhul gya
@hasty lark
idk kal baat krta hun agar pese nhi diye to notice period chaalu krdunga
@hasty lark sab dekh rhi hu gelchode
wym
notice period what hota hai
Holidays ...??
Idk much about mardana she never speaks dude
Before leaving job

Chuttiyaan

Yess all day all night red zone hota rehta unka
@regal lagoon mic on kroge to hi vc aana
Ejiiiii gaali de rhi hai

Omagawd yha to bohot saari old wumans hain๐๐ซฆ
Its a guy i think
Delayed salary nhi chahiye chahe kitna hi pesa dere ho
hindi nahi aati apko?
Aap sijha do ...
aap toh udta teeer lelete ho
I am a bengoli bokasodaa
she is but she is bhondu too
๐ญ aujla ke concert ke baad jaa na
and youre smartboi69 i think weโre good

Taunt maarne ka tarika kezual hai....
@wanton hull hlo aap wuman ho kya
Casual ki aadat si hogayi hi
aujla ke bhi poore pese nhi diye
wannabe man hu
is dat so?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
lekin jaana hai na tujhe???
yes market mai boi69 ki value below chapri hai
Apki edge kya h
Haan yaar 

bondhu over chapri anytime
agar mai 15 bolu toh
Aur laadle
toh rukja bas
Are you Messiah litti chokha??
2 mahine aur
Koi dikkat nhi mai 17 ka hu๐ซฆ
chii
Hahaha jalwa kayam hai mera
๐ฅบokay and your shayla naam rakhke kisika your banna is mushkil
๐๐
hi techu
haan 
Aaj bhi litti aaye to log Salam krna nhi bhulte๐๐
Har Bihari ki kamjori
Tum kaun ho
i wont work according to their satisfaction if they can't give salary on time
nahi
My profession
never got one
Mai kaun? Dee kaun? Marble kaun? Ek hi insaan hai hum
Alt hai ek dusre ke
Teeno behen hai
Ek hi ghar mein rehte
Shh
Yeh Raaz ki baat hai
Batana nhi kisiko
1 min do 
jenwine
@drowsy sinew discord pe asli photu mat lgao gend le jayega koi
Mai naai naai krke aata hun fir
Lgta h aap 15 se 25 ki hogyi direct
Bhakkk jaa fir nhi anaโฆmujhe kaam hai iske baad
๐
๐ญ teri marzi hai yaar
Koi nhi janta muje kuch nhi hoga
gaali dedena jaate wakt
Chlo theek hai
Abhi location nikaldu ghar ka fir
๐nikalo
Kya hai bey 
Haven't you guys heard meoww ghap ghap ghaoop meme yet?
Crazy
kya kar raha haiiii
acha



Nhi hu

batman hu mai toh

Dekha phir delusional batein
Chal tu bolti hai toh ban jaata hu
Hawa mein chalta hai


tu pani mai chalti kya
Twin 
Mhu
Hii marbs
Good bha leaving home today kinda sad
This is literally me
Werenโt you supposed to go 15th ko
Im going gwl abhi
Bcz i have dentist appointment
Then from there I'll leave on 15
Thmanks
@hasty lark 
what are you upto
Packing up
Time to leave this city again
Now u can understand the pain as well

Yes
i thought u lived in your hometown
No
very welll
Ikr

Tonight



Did you do the packing and stuff
are you done packing
arey aao yaar aap
Yess almost@wanton hull @arctic kelp
Nicee make sure you dont forget anything
I'll reach tomorrow 12 tak
bhayi kal to class lagaunga inki istg mujhe mukarne waale log nhi pasand
College is in mp
Home is in uk
Bhul to gya ye hme 
Deserving 
ohh okayyy
Konsa clg bro?
Cyuuuu

ara bha tam usko budday foto dikha wa naha bhulaga
Yess I hope 
Naha liyaa 
acchaaaa i think distance same hoga
like jitna mere ghar se clg hai
Nai dikaunga ab

utna hi tera
Me hu na
No tera shaayd aur dur hai
haaan bhai macho ban mast
Merse best thodi ho
Aise hi mai usko bolta tha tabhi gyi voh 
Bht zyada best hu
Naa haggu kr rha tha
Yeah whateva
hug your parents while leaving


Yes
Kal dono founder ki class lagegi
kamina tere wajah se mene kitte kaam chhod diye
Me ni chorunga apco 
paani wala ghoda
When do you have your flight for blr
Nhi mhuu
Aao

Thanks yar
Patang uda raha hu 
Kkrh 
Flight too expensive im going by train
Tera patang kat jaye
full support
How long will it take
marathi gaali deni ho toh kol me
30 hours ig
Aap mujhe bhul to nai jaoge baakio ki trh 
Nahi
Oh nice
Teri bund na lg jaye
A day basically
na kate patang
vc
Lub ju yawr 
Bengal mai ek din 30hr ka hota kya
khud notice kar warna bhaad mai jaa

Lub ju
Omg stop mocking me for once
Me bhi 

Abe chomu muh pe bol na ghuma fira kya rhi hai 

ts aint even funny
your humor is bad
bhakja
Youโre worse
patang udane de bc
You're worst then 
Yeh meow kitna kharab insaan hai
I didnโt even talk to you all this while
And you
Be rude to me

Jo bolta hai wohi hota hai

Nenenne

hiii
Hi sweetheart
@stoic mountain tum police officer ho?
anyone avail for valo ?


fir boli kyu
Mai kha rhi hoon
Kya kha rhi hai

Cheesecake



Idc I just asking for my rights ๐ฐ
Okky
Apci thighs laal na ho jaye

Idhar hi hu
Idhar hi hu
jhuthi
ranggg nhi chadhaaa
jhuthi
Hu bas aati nahi zada
Aapse kabhi jhuth bol sakti hu mein batao?
ye kya baat hui
Yahi baat hai
wp pe bhi reply nahi karti

You don't have my wp
heheh 
kide pyaar kide baer
Ain't nobody dope as me , I'm just so fresh and clean
gad ebnang bha

Happens bha
vc aayegi?
Issok
Nhi
Prolly
Mai khud nhi aati
Discord
Tabhi toh
Tere sath itne din baad
Baat huyi

HAINA
๐
idk her
Fair enough

tu bhi kon hai bhai

nice
Gussa thook de
Kal kya hi
Cutu
Lagri thi
Story maai

What story
KONSI

Abee yeh kya bhed bhaw hai
mkc mayank
Jisme tune chashma phena tha
dm aa
Tujhe kaise dikha
TF

Abey kya ho gaya
Great

behenchod
nvm
puch apni dost se
She called you bhdva you can block her
Abeee uss kya puchu
jo puchna hai
Abe maine tujhe compliment kiya
Usme
Uss ekya puchu
Usse*
@arctic kelp kya ho gaya

Apne dost se pucho

abb kya hua
Bhenchod
Self repekt
tum dono mere dost nahi ho

Maine kya kar diya ab mkcccc
hi.
Mai kha se aa gaya




