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Durg addict hai

Sutta peene waale are still sane
awwfis.. ek mail and coffee ka wait
Sutta tujhe pita hai?
Job agar mila toh or else shadi
Yes yes Durg
Hofice mai hai?
Surya khud ko smart samajhta hai to paise bhej
bekar ki baate

Surya khud ko mard samajhta hai to paise bhej biriyani ke
+1
Bahar se toh zinda hu tabhi baat krra hu
ohh shit ab nahi bhejega
Surya agar male hai toh paise bhej
Areeee yaarr merse khud k saath nahi raha jata kisi gents k saath kaise rahungi

Ameer aadmi dekha nahi 

2 car

ye toh merko bhi feel hote hai
ek car se udaunga tujhe
tu ladis se shadi kar
ladis washeroom
😆.
Surya agar 4'9 se lamba hai to paise bhej
Surya agar Zinda aadmi hai to paise bhej
Surya biriyani bhej

Nai nai catphis bhi to hote recent news pata nahi iss sv ki aapko
New year ki pehli biriyani mujhe surya khilaega
Mujhe 25 baar bata chuki hai job lag gayi 
kya hua


Yaarrr gents log ko sambhalana very mushkil
Aur dusri se
Spill spill
?
Cab se travel karne wale log paisa mangre

Handbag khareedna mereko 1.5k ka hai
Paise bhej
Ladiz se jada mushkil hai fr
Drift marunga
Abba nahi mangege
auto nhi ata airport
Baap ka credit card rakhti hai lost
1600 me meri bike adha mahina chalegi
Isse paise mango

achha

Surya ye sab gold diggers hai paisa mangre, me pure biriyani digger hu
Areee @vestal dome se asko
Nai toh aap merse shadi karo mai batati hu easy hai
Ye corporate logo se baat karte karte corporate kaam yaad aa jata hai
@graceful arch Eko dekha?
Srizz na merko kyu toda

Uske liye pehli se utar kar dusri gaadi mai jayega
Surya se paise ऐंठने hai
Aajao aunty ka no do bta karu unse


kachi kali masoom chehra
Surya to irl mereko bhot shy aadmi lagta hai 
Hi
Patate
Kisi se baat karne se pehle hi awkward ho jata hoga
Khikhiii aapka numbers sendz karo 
tu pings ignore karti hai cutti 
Yes
hello pravem
Kese hoo
me badhiya
Me bhi zinda hu
muzox 2 (207:42:12)hrs se vc par hai
Kya karte hoo
shabash
are wah @heady plinth @true mason duo n all 🦕🦕 so cute you two


hi mommy
Hey
wassup
Mummy aap aalu ke Yaha kyu gai
Was just bored, you?

Aalu ke yahan? Kab gayi?
Mummyyy
yeah aaj free hu toh mein bhi bore ho raha hu
mommy*
Ahhhh sab hi bored hain
Chi chi ye kya karhe ho meri mum ke sath
Hahahahaha lmfao

yess arey socha tha ki next weekend online aaunga par unexpected chutti mil gyi aaj ki
Tujhe gaali de rahi hu bkl 
Achha phir theek hai, kya karri
teri mum? 
How lucky!! Enjoy karo fir chutti
Nvm 
Ready houngi thodi der mein bahar jana hai aaj
ohh hooo, kiske sath
𝕱ᥙᥴk ᥡ᥆ᥙ
Ye server Aui se zyada dead kaise ho sakta hai? 😂
kya enjoy karu aaj mein ne pura ghar saaf kara hai christmas mein kaafi ganda ho gaya tha time nhi mila toh aaj kiya sab
Dost ke sath gandu 
haan haan
aui dead h?
dost
Very good, good job! 
Matt mann bc
Bhot din hue lafde dekhe hue

Ye zyada dead hai 😂
Koi karwadoo
aap kyu bore ho rahi ho? saare kaam ho gaye?
Bawal ye narsangar
Sabki Maa bhen ak kardo
haan keh sakte hain
Kaam hai nahi zyada koi isliye
Clearly zyada dead hai

college mein ho kya?
maan to lia
Good old days of e-lafdas, when everyone used to gather in vc and listen to the lafda live. 
Nope
Good 
haan ye sab aaj kal janta bkl kaam karne chale jaate hain raat mein aana majdoori khatam karke aayegenge sab
Vc me lafde hote the?..
oh acha toh ghar par ho toh ghar ka kaam karo kitna acha h
mujhe toh mazza aa gaya
Haan wahi I guess. OG members were the best tbh, ab nahi ata maza dc ka
Gc mein lafde start hote the fir unko vc bulate the ye bolke ki aao hum skrt karate hain fir 10-15 log vc mein drag hoke join hoke sunte the maze lete the 
exactly kisi ka chutti hota hai toh koi bandi ka saat bahar chale jata hai ya phir idhar aa jata hai simple life
Sab kaam ho jata hai ghar pe mostly
The luxuary of having gf/bf
Yes
true true
zindagi toh aap ji rahi ho 
Tab mods naam ke janwar the

I just got rejected from Google Apprentice Program 😭
I'm gonna go and cry now 😭
yaha bc 90k per month salary hai maid ki
😭
Mods khud baith ke sunte the aur thoda sort karate the. Who do you think used to drag 15 people in a vc of 5?

Oh damn
Wtf really ab kese change hogaye

System change kar diya na mods change kar diye
yeah isliye mein apne kaam khud kar leta hu jab zyda ganda ho jata hai tab bula deta hu 2hrs ke liye
Matlab phele dusre log the
Seriously I got rejected, I just got a mail. 😭
Dhawal tha tab
Where are you rn?

Yes
Yes I think
aus par hu
Oh nice nice
Mai rone ja rahi hu bc Google ne reject kar diya 😭😭😭😭😭
Kyu gaye voh 


12 ko amchi aai chi puchi mumbai aa raha hu
what happened bro?
Hi
ja ja enjoy 
ro mat mummy 😭

bc kal sote sote reel dekh raha tha 30 unknown logo ko follow req bhej diya bc ajeeb ajeeb log pura feed kharab ho gyi
Finally met samay yesterday
helo

yo
Hey bro 🤨🤨
Bruce?
Dr. Thomas
Can you ask Bruce to stop molesting Alfred that poor old man is tired
Isiliye vc me nahi sona chahiye
jagah choti hai waha
Vc mai nahi soyi thi 
Jox shayla jox
it hurts asf
Volini wagera kuch lagalo
aint able to get up without help
sb krliya
mujhe same hua tha friday ko😭
paracetamol bhi leli
hot water bag
hotbag lekr hu

sirf paracetamol se idt kuch hoga painkiller to paracetamol + aceclofenac na
Paracetamol is a painkiller itself :))
Kaha
Kab
maine kab kiya tumhe ignore

I ping u

Thand bht horhi garam kardo @lusty mantle ese

Mild analgesic
Kab ki hai
Monring me
bhai yeh itne smart log mujhe kyu bata rhe mai konsi dawa lu
Nahi aya hai tag bro

dc ki mkc
Last tags were 9 hours ago
See @lusty mantle
Edit ka notif nahi ata
edit word kia tha

Bc
ohh mujhe nahi pata 
its the most common analgesic 
aclofenac inflammation ke liye dete like had i gotten hurt
Analgesic kya hota
or like excessive pain sorta
Sach h kya?
kya pata

Painkiller 
hie
Aise bolo na, me arts wala hu
ruk batata
Nahane m maja ata h par 😋

Hi kuki


Hi

Krdi gndi baat
Sar dard kr rha?
garam paani me baithke dho
Shampoo karna h soch kar he thand lga rhi
yaar
Muze bhi krna hai but ab nahi krungi
It's sad I know
thnku
Same
Shayla mera bhi chest me pain hai daba do

Should i cry?
@torn hearth ye
abhi aayi 
Pain itna zyada hai kya
yeh pfp kaisi hai
Tumhare sadness ke liye
Na na 
Hii
Meeee
Rone se yaad aaya @chrome flame
hi babla zi 
waah
vc mai dikhaunga 
meri fielding lag gyi aaj
Rip kehdo
Kya hua exams kal hi hai

kisika per muda
bowling kr rha tha patthar aaggya 
khud ki fielding khud se set hojae to dushman ki kya jrurat
subah subah bowling krne kon jata
Oh cricket

mklode dost uthane bhi ni aaye has rhe the 
yes 
True frenz

mummy will go for that special thing today
@vestal dome plz tok to me 
wot 
special thing?
damad dhundne
dimag laga le thora

choti bachi aagyi 😭 😭
jewellery? 
hi cb my pyari cutie
cb to badi bachhi hai 
dishkyaon
@vestal dome vc when 

khelna hai kuch?

no abhi khelke aya
aint able to move

kya
Mera dimag jal rha
come vheecee 
na to bhadwo ki talash hai

kirket
okizi
Haan bol
kaha gayab hai be
Ghar p gyab hoon
Ghar pe kaise gayab hogyi
Bda sa ghar h
Abbe chal na
achha saggy
Okay
hi
Kya okay
r u lord sai
Ap teacher ho?

Wo khud anpadh hai😭
Haan glti se
aap teacher hoee?
Aap kya muze apne private classes doge?

Abhi tak to nahi
Haan zarur
Chalo dm me
ladka hai wo
.
Paid custom 
thak gayaaa
I meant to ask why is she making such a face
mai nahi kar sakta kaaam
mujhe neend dedo
Abhi krti hu
Bgmi mai ek skin hai koi bhutni ki uska shawty version
@analog cloak hi babes 
@clear nexus aaaaooo
hello
Muze nai pata
Sorry
@clear nexus pms ho rahe hai, sorry
doxx krdega
Mene bata diya 
to?
@normal drift hi babay kaha hoo
Ap lediz ho na
mere baare me kyu baat krre ho

gossip mili hai bhot saari
Ok zi
ni hai 
yes
aapke lode ki yaad aa rahi thi mujheeeeee
i want that D
wtf
Contradiction
@clear nexus as mentioned earlier, pms ho rahe hai, maaf kardo
@clear nexus meri khud chal rahi hia
@clear nexus meri khud chal rahi hia
kya baat welcome to corporate
@outer gale kisi ne mera fill in the blanks bhar diya hai 😂 ✌️
@clear nexus meri khud chal rahi hia
😭 😭 😭
periods?



fuck you
sori
sorry

v despo
vc aazao 

Bruch karri fir aati
Apke naam me 9 times 't'
oki 
omg achievements unlocked

maine kya kiya 
Not in ggn
will shift again
Starry sup bro
Saggy badal gaya hai
Araa maggie
ni yrr sorri 
nhi bass ggn ka khana and daru will be missed
Rehenede beta
koi naa
Damnboy pfp me aap ho mashallah
Market Price=∑(1+r)tCoupon+(1+r)nMaturity Value
thats all one needs to survive
padso

Bs bhai timepaas aap btao
kya ho gya menan
mansik santulan
hila hua
lgra h
apka
pms se zyada hi ho rha h
bhai istg i am on the verge of abusing the F out of someone fr
ts is so fucking irritating
tu mard hai ya aap aurat ho
Shubrith 
@vestal dome bade bhai, mere msg ka reply tak nahi kara, yeh hi baat reh gayi na apni
things men do to hit
koi na
Meri shadi 2028 me h
bahar se mard andar se aurat 

Gay
waah manan waah
hit kya ?
aurat hui to mai kaunsa camera meh lund de raha hoo

you do you
ore bhai, female hai yeh to
is weekend to daaru pii raha hoo fs
daaru pii kar vc aaunga
vid call? 😳
Ulti
@clear nexus take me to random servers, weekend par old manan is returning

wo bhi pii lenge aur kya
Me kitna out of box huu

Ye sab kya dekhna pad raha
🤣 sic is enough
Me chasma nikal deta hu
areee
should i summon the demon ???
Ping me also

aurat ke ishaare par to fir bhi bhagega hi - magga in dm
Congratulations 👏🎇🎉
okay

@clear nexus saale 
true
anyways, time to go
see you all
night
2028 me to to lostt 18 ki hogi
thanks for not banning me
illegal nahi hai
Log ping se irritated ho jate hai
Or muje koi ping kare tho me proud feel karta hu 

20 age nhi thik ladki ki shaddi ke liye india me ??

Shadi age dekh ke thodi krte hai
nahin 
India me Rajasthan bhi hai
@outer gale meri safalta ki seedhi upar ni jaati 😂 💔 ✌️

tune 20 ki ladki se shadi karli🙀
Mai khud 17 ka hu 
Lekin koi krega toh krluga

waah bete

- rajasthan se hu

Apne apne state ke perks hai
💀


Confirm krao
Hello. City of gotham 🦇
Kaise
Kisi se bhi puchlo

Okay

Kamla
Your not him
Meri konsi ja rhi h 
Comeback nhi horha

aaja vc
/nick
/jake
/chutiya
And how you know it?
Not telling to inflict an arguement but your not him
I do not argue.
I believe in action,

Ek gaon ki aunty ki khushi ke liye 1 शहर का लडका और एक शहर का रखवाला ladd bhi nhi sakte
Aaap toh rajasthan se lagti hainn,
Aap bhi mujhe rajastani चमकादड
lagte hai ji
Action of intellects from years is presumed to be words and well ofcpurse u nelieve in action and thats the reason you have downloaded the most action inducing app in the world dc
I guess so
Gaon ki aumty ghar tudwa deti h
😂🤣 you're funny
I gotta admit

Where r u from artery? Abdomen?

Chillout
😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
It was not a joke
You know something about him?? He doesn't steal jokes. He buys them
😈
If you see my eyes run,RED!!!!
U never said tho
hi babe

aarti dear
I dont show all my cards cuz they all are visible hanging from my buttocks
Hi oats
Ayooo
Cheentimaar chaudhary
You're a murderer i mustn't let you wander around
@bold plank gone too soon(
🙂↕️

Bhookh
Hmm
@outer gale iska khada ni hora

🥀
🥀

Wow yrr

mujhe bhi aana h
Ragging hori bhayankar…!
Kaam chlra h
aao krunga
Hello
Wassup
Hey! All good how about you?
Sab thik bas bore ho raha hu
Haan yaar same here 😅
Btw I’m from Nepal nice to meet you
thand lgri hai bhai
Arey tum nepali ho ? Kosto chhau timi
Wear jacket
Wear jacket
Ohhh wow 😳😳😳 thikai xu you know Nepali ??
sweater hai pehn lu?
Yea wear it
Thoda thoda kyu mai jaha se hu yaha sab nepali hai
Kidar se ho tum ???
Darjeeling
Oh, I have been to Darjeeling it’s really beautiful
Arey yaar pehle aana tha dc pe 😅
😅 yea rn I’m in south India I don’t really have friends here that’s why I joined dc
O achha achha...vc aajao
Vc how??
jis bhadwee ne meri id report ki uska ghar ka fan gir jayega uske upar
Hi
hello
Okie
Htyyy
kya haal
Badhiya
Did you see Samay’s story?
kkrh
haan kyun?
Vivek karaoke
Hello
Accha
Accha
@viscid ivy
@chilly socket kidr

Hi luv
salary aagyi teri?
Khtm hogyi 
wtf
Yooo aditya
Yoo aditya
double shift karo

Kaisa hai be
My babbar sher
Aap aajao idhar phir krte

Badhiyaa
Aap batao
Bc itna tamiz aap ? Aap ?
Mai thik hu
Bohot thand ho gaya hai
Nhi
Aapke kharche uthane ke liye mai karunga
Professional life adopt kr raha hu
Same halat he
Arey bhai
Toh bed leke ghum yaar
Kabhi aaja vc yaar
Toh bed leke ghumo
Ha yai karti Hu aab
@vestal dome get a life

Whoa
.

@vestal dome hello 
No frens 
No friend bhai
Hello
Nhi
Kaam karna 
Thik hai
Hi
ki haal
Sab thik yaar tum batao

Ki haal
eyes hurt ho rha din bhar screen dekh dekh ke
Kahi saare gen alpha logon ko koi naya server to nahi milgya
Hmm
Sab log apna apna svr banarhe hai
Haan ye doubt tha mujhe
Time agaya chasma lene ka
Exclusive servers on invite only wala scene hain
Essa he tho mujje bhi bulao 😭
mujhe bhi yahi lgrha
Hello
Bus athe jaate rehthi hoon

This is soo dead af
Toh logon ko yaad nahi rehthi
Jodhpur *

Chala ja lovde
Meri ex hai waha se

Kaha se

Jodhpur
best sticker
Toh lelo yaar late maat karo....but mera screen time tumse jada hai mere ko kyu ni ho raha
New year ke liye gayi thi
Rajasthani accent is cute
Bhai discord phone me kitna
Heylo everyone

You forgot to put "the" before height
not jyada kaam
You don't have to be one when you already are
Maybe
Personality depends on several factor
Being cool isn't the only thing a person has as an a personality
What are others
What do you perceive?
Personality
Depends on several factors
Are u my therapist 
let me train your behaveiourial regression
I believe in the idea that everyone is a therapist of themselves only
@candid yoke noob asf
Arghhh nooooooo

Good say
Betha mai
Soya mei

hi
Hi ash
Kya ho gaya..abhi toh baat shuru bhi nhi hua pehle hi hath jor rahi ho...galat baat hai
Aree mai toh ram ram ki

Woh achha fir thik hai ram ram
Kesi ho lost ?
Achchaaawww



dm check kr

Me to
Hola chudail ji
bhai koi purana mod admin hai kya active

No sab log dusre server pe chale gaye hain

Koi aur server batao koi
I expected sab naukri wagera kr rhe honge🥲
Tum kyun nahi kar rahe
Main toh college mein hu isiliye
Valorant india🙏🏻
I m at a good pace alr 🥲
Arey usme max bois honge
Nahi main toh gamer nahi hoon
Acha
Woh bhi hain

Ladke zyada vele hote hain shayad




Vele nhi bhyi
It’s too expensive
truee
Ladke bs havsi hote hai
Mac ke beauty products? 😭
Bro dono gender ki uda rha at the same time
😭😭😭
Strong independent banna hain but karche itne zyada hain
Hi
hey
Hm bhyi ek toh kuch bhi likho bot ko dikkat ho jati hai
Shayad debt main chali jaon
Wydd
Become a gold digger
I would have been 1, if i was a mada
Yeh kaunsa fort hai chudail apke background mein










