#general-chat
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Dheet hai bkl
Periods hua kya 
kam mai hojata hai

Kaunsi ladki k sath cafe gaye the bhai
Maggie or 2 redbull 
Excitement
nahi re blood loss
Ye to max 500 mei ho jaye 
ohdi fuddi vich poniya
Maine to bas pani piya tha
Fr batarhe hoo seriously 
Ouu ese, mujhe lga pdhai ne pagal krdia 
Haan kal ghar ja raha hu
Wahi sab hoga fir
Bhai Omelette pe coffee pi sakte hai kya
ππππ
Treatment
Wtf sach me 
Not yet, bba student
π₯Ί mgr kyuuuuuu
Meine sync mei pdh lia rae
Sting bhi pee skte hain
hann
ππππ
Report dikha
haan

lol
Kyun dikhau
sai kaa mne
Hate me its aright
Kudi punjaban from California maine tere liye kya kya chordiya
isme to dusro ka dimag khrab krte h na
Kaafi secular naam h
Okiee do paie coffee mangane ke
thand bot ha dimag ni khrab kr
Ew nko

Hi
nakko 
bass itna hi aata hai
Aapke jesa sexy naam nhi h mera
Bba se yaad aya mba ki slaah dete the log 
aapke glowup ka secret coffee hi hai kya
Common hai yar
Jara hun vese bhi raju vakil ke pas 

concert ka kuch bna?
Mera naam to ramesh h
Mumtaz devi
Mast hai fir bhi
Apka kya hai
Marathi
Md Fakhruddin Habibullah Tiwari
hmm jaa
Bihar se ho naa
Sounds hyderabadi
Tbhi usne kaha ek chutki sindoor ki kimat ramesh janta h 
Haan
Mai kya karu reel khatam ho jayi hai
Mai, 4'4 ka hu
I look blacker than black
Ugly af
Age 44
Bald hu
Aur bihar se bhi hu
Kya voh "bihar" me common hai
I wish π₯Ή
Abey pogal
Nahi
hana bencho aaghe ka verse bhi lga sakte hai
pongal
Actually I'm adopted
Ok fir nako
Bacardi
raised in a Hindu family


Ghanta sm aaya tha lekin cancel kardiya
gatekeep ni kro btado
Ye doomscrollers 
Btw hariynivi kesi thi meri
Kyuπ
hariynivi? kesi thi? huh?
Mo psnd ayi ek surthri ladki
Desi mulla
π tu ab soch hi mt, bhul ja concert
π
Used in both different pronounciations nako and nakko
Aaj tak is ted ka khulasa ni kar pharhe
Guzara gaana konsa h
Tru
Mei yaad a gya
thnx rae, kisi ne to yaad kiya
to yo kyo hai fir
Bhot screat banda hai
Aha I see 
π ye title ni hai kya
Ayy hii
Line btao gaane ki
Kuch ni batata
π΅οΈ kis baat ka
tere bina na guzara ayy wala
I'm a open book
Bribe me
Helow
Name kya hai
Kya karte hoo
Kaha se hoo
ye to dimag mei ghusa pda h
My story have different origin story


Tell me about her
Pglet
tera most streamed song
Cutlet
Itne jaldi toh maine bhi uspe give up nahi kiya tha
Collge student and part time in some mysterious works all over the globe
Khilao
ye bhi yaad hai, aaj to rae rula ke rhegi pkka
Ye abni ki band bjani pdegi
bhen ke lodo kaise ho
Hmm chalo kuch tho pata chala
wo illusion tha
howmuch
Aaa kro

aww, ro fir
Arey schi wala 
Bhul gaye kya uss din vc me maon kiya tha
bot din hogye kisiko rulaye hu
han sachi wala ro
Tum bhi the waha
Btw aap tho bhot attitude wale inssan hoo
sabke bure din aate hain
Gulzar nu bulava kuj tere te likhava mainu sanghe di shayri kamzor lagdi
Rote dekhna chahti h π
thank you for the compliment
Ssup
mere bhi bure din aaye par ja hi nhi rahe
Kab tu or vc?...
yess
Aaj kal sanu teri ....
Haan haan lagta hai tum bhul gaye khair choro
Nahi woh illuminati mein tha
hellooooo hai bacardi aapko 
tussi jidda kehna jee lena
One coffee
Kya tum hi daddy praveen ho??
pehle tere nain mai dekhe fir dekheya tennu ni
kya wo nachos tha (triangle reference)
Haa Yaad aya candy ke sath?...
Chetti a ke mil ja biba
Nuni 
aww bassbass pagle
Mil ja a ke menu ni
Haan
Yaad yud auna gal dur di aa aaj kal sanu teri todh lagdi
O vasso bahr dil hp gya
done
Omg potatoo hiii
??
Haa thodi sunai dii
iske aage to nhi ata
bassbass
Yeah
achha
hiiii
kaisi ho
And ilyt
Haa yar mehu
Yes bas bas
Gulzar ji writing
laga hi tha
Good goood aap batao
Ab ja rha, baad mei aunga mitr
and ilym

matlab aap bhi ted hoo

Nahi, uska roommate
all goood hai 
Aaaa

Us svr me tho bhot attitude dikha rhe

Ohh same pinch



Period sync hote hai poop bhi hone Lage

Praveen bhai aap thode se praveen uncle ho kya
Good hai ji
periods par potty ruk jati hai?
Toh chupate na bante anonymous mysterious
Nahi
Please dont be a oart of this conversation and ruin aloo for me na
Ofc
pata nhi ye atyachar kab khatam hoga
okay aapka bhi periods chal raha hai?
Ni yar fir ted ko kon attention dega
Haa
Bacardi daru hai na?.. 
ohhhnooo
Haa
saal ka pehla din khoon khoon
mein ne abhi tak try nhi ki π
Koi baat ni

Maine bacardi trybnahi kiya kabhi
mujhe try karna h'
ohh nice hai
ye painter kaisa role h
chalo byeee dosto hum log next weekend par milte h
gn

Karo bhai
Hmm
Bahot lonely lag raha hai!!! Can someone talk to me so I am a bit distracted?
Hey buddy sup 
Bas akele lag raha hai.... and I can't seem to figure a way out.... koi baat kare toh accha lage shayad
Isok bro muje bhi esa hota hai btw koi frns ni hai
rote reh
Hai par hai bhi nahi types..... Never let anyone get close to me
perks of my


Teko rula du mein
Baat ni karne aati toh faltu mein apna muh beech mein na ghissa

rote reh
@woven swallow
π
hello kese ho
hivansbabu
hi babu kesi ho
π
Zinda hu bas aap batao

badhiyaa kkrh

Phadai


kya parhte ho


Konsi degree

Ohh acha
haan
Commerce me konsa
Aao tumhara todu
Achha
Mooh 
uske liye hona bhi chahiye
Tera mooh nhi hai

See

gut nahi hai tere paas
Achha

Death Note
hi
News
Muah muah muah
omaagodd skool balak


Haa didi aap kya karte hoo
@south wasp 

College 2nd yr 
Which degree




hi
hola
Ni kuch log sirf attendance lene jate hai
tax padh raha πΈπ©

u say what are u up to
parhle jaake
achiya
Hein? 
π indian tax aint my thing
Fir kyu baap ka paisa waste kiya 

abhi exam hue hai or aese baat karte hai balak log?

Mature balak hu 
Kaha se hoo
Sirf 3 saal bhade hoo

Maharashtra


You never know

Under 1hr movie suggest kro
Game changer
@golden agate
Kesa hai
brilliant and crazy film
Hmm genre?..
Horror

ok watch EKO it's good to watch thriller hai . moslty 2hr ka hai
Hmm kis type ki story hai
about a malayasian lady settled in kerala , waiting for her husband to come back ... she grows and trains A rare kind of Dogs breed ... pura uske pati ke missing ke upar revolve hota rehta
Hmm that seems gud (added to watchlist) 
Or nai no spoilers

Hi guys, I'm drinking tea
was abt to post it
collection ?
Angoor 
Ahh phew 
8000, ek politician ki fortuner mili


Aap tho badle badle lag rhe

Mai ab kinnar ban chuka hu
Aaj 8000 hua
It varies and depends on date, location and the mood of customers
Akele ho ya team hai
Abhi team bn jaegi, LinkedIn pe opening dali hai
Ab tho fortuner bhi hai tho location change karne me easy hoga
Nhi, wo fortuner mili signal pe, usme politician tha, ab unko toh dena hi padta hai hamare samaj ke vote ke liye
Bada dill wala politicians hai
Kinnar paglu tha
Usko election ke liye ashreevad diya
??

Kya haal tatteee saggy
Heyooo 
Badhiya zi
Kya haal baby boy
Kaha ghum rhi 
mess chala rhi hu mai toh uske kaam s bahar aai hu

Waah
Yayaaa
Kaam bhi krti hai tu 
Tera kya haal tatte zeee
Wow
Heheee
Padhaku

Tomper
Nah helll

hawwwww meraaa nhiii
obviously how can i not
Hiii
@silver heath Zhou in Cadillac as a reserve driver
Narak mein! Tum
?

Hi


Hi


Apka konsa kaam reh gaya
Vanu

Kitna lurk karega 

Firse 
Abhi to aaya hu
Tabse lurk karha
Kabse

Pubzi kheloge 
Ye kya hota hai
Ye game hota hai
Me game nhi khelta
Hlo
hie
ye nitro kitne ka liya apne?
Aap edits post karte hoo 
Like krta hu bss
hi baby 
Lagta hai comeback ki taiyari karrha π₯

Hmm
Mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta
Locked in
Hmm
Voh phadai bhi karta hai

Are blocked messages padhra hoga
π .
aaj hi bnaaya hehe
Yes
hello
@frozen dew
Hi
I'm good aap kaise ho 
Yaha do kartik hai kya
Dono npc hai
Disturb mat kro comeback ki taiyari horhi 
Multiverse of Kartik hain
Uske exams hai
Hmm


Why
Badbad karne

Yes konsa phone hai
Redmi
Kitne saal hogaye
hi
5
Change karlo 
Pese nahi hai

the ogiest phone
Bade se bada sher bhi raat ko minoxidil lagake sota hai
uspe pubg khelta tha mai 2018 me

Minoxidil?..
na kisi se love na kisi se fight , 11 baje minoxidil 12 baje good night
Same comment tha
Baal ugane ki dawai

Bade se bada sher bhi thande haatho se khauf khata hai

Mujhe gif bhejne ki perms dedo
Hello π..
π
thodi mereko vi lagane ki jarurt hai
doctor ke pass jaake aaunga

us bkl ko kutte wali gadi utha le gai

Hello chat

Arre wahh i thoughtβ¦.nvm
How are you?
Namaste
Thodi si daaru mere andar aagyi
@solid hatch tare g ma
Neptem

kaunsi brand ki ?
Hello π

π

Maine aaj hi join Kiya h
more realistic?
tryna be good
Khud ki shakal dekhi hai!? 

yaad nahi hai
thik hai

Dekh dekh kese aagyi 28A
Sharam bhi nhi aayi isko
royal stag
aap papa ki pyaarikanya ho kya ?
Kya gaand me?
Ekdum Ekdum
Mehengi hai kaafi

Oh
badhiya hai ji
oii
Welcome to Dhawal bhai svr


oil ?
Us??

Diddy?..
hlo


Hi vanessa
good hu ji
Namaskar dosto
heyo


hi
Hi
hi
etla unavu akka
yoo gng
sojao

time nahi hua bhai
Gud wby
gud
Khana bhi ni khaya abhi tho
QuΓ© es esta mierda?
khaye bina neend achi aati hai

ek toh mereko mera language thik se nahi aata aap mere se ye alag videshi bhasha mein samvad krne se mreko nahi smjhega
i said the same

I like ur beard 
So many new ppplllllll

kya
new day new me
Ok

kya chahte ho phir itne logon se teacher ji
Mat kar
Caiseo
@outer gale ho gye tere exam?
Tum kon
Pakde gaye @devout nacelle bhai
bro like its so normal.. im so nonchalant yk.. like i can just have 1000 women and men washing dishes for me and craving for my attention and acting all needy and stuff... but they just stay in the attic.. cus ive got u β€οΈ
Lol
mera to kal hai bc
Padh bc 
son hlow

hlow son
Naya hu ji ... kal hi appoint hua hu bkc karne idhar
Oye cse zara iss general chat ka naam Dee chat rakhna zara
Beard achi hai apki
techincal communcation ka hai bc kon padhe
Boring ahh chat
Introvert's final boss πΆβπ«οΈ
Kch cg too bann jaye 
ntrovert's final boss πΆβπ«οΈ
trimmer konsa use krti ho @devout nacelle

noi
already 9 chalri bc

Introvert's final boss πΆβπ«οΈ
Bombay shaving
mereko konsa newton banra
Din bhar idhar pade rehte ho kuch kaam bhi karlo
Bkc padhaku 
bakwas aata uska


Philips
Issok ye chat deserve nahi karti 
Abhi ayi hu me to
Bro
ek aata 1800 ka voh lene ki sochra , metal body ek dum
Muje laga voh aa gaya
aur bharri itna
aur bihari itna
?
Hn lele

Kya haal hai
heymancoolusername
Dee chat ok
Kn u say
Yeah
bass dikkt hai ki baal ke saath kuch aur bhi katt skta uske bina clip ke
bwo can u talk to me pls
Me toh bahar gaya tha aur baarish ho gayi
bwo can we talk
Aww
Aap kya kar rahe ho aajkal
Name yourself nitin it will be accurate
Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to the floor. Can you tie em in a knot. Can you tie them in a bow, can you jerq on a knot, can you suck up on a... Can you chain hang low, do your balls go slow, can they wobble to the floor.
Can you do the running man, can you hit the Terry Joe, can your balls hang low, do they wobble to the floor.
Do your balls hang lowww, do you streak all like, do you hit the Kodak Black, do you run off with the sack but I ain't talking slack.
Shave karna bhul gaye
@warm zenith
son its me


nigaputin
Kya shave karna bhul gaye
Beard
nonickperms

@devout nacelle apko beard kabse aane lagi?
Catfish ko waise bhi beard nhi aati?
Bkl 

Block kyu kiya
Kon me?..
Nahi
kal

have u heard of the game where u have the main villain as ur unc and the pretagonist is a boy. and the unc is freaky so u have to escape from the house. level by level the unc keeps getting clingier and freakier

Wht
Kya catfish banega re tu
π π
wtf
hehe~
hehe~


hehe~
Telugu tha
mereko koi bhasha nahi aati
@limpid frigate isne ek image bheji thi #pictures me same story thi ek bande ki
not you
toh mai kia krun
hn
Alpbhashi hoo
relate kr paoge aap
Apdi pode
aw kr rha hun relate β€οΈ
Nahi ji ... bas limited hi baat baat krta hu
tamil
Ik that too
Mereko nahi aata
mereko bas 6 language aati
Konsi
And bit Chinese and korean ig
Wtf
Not me
Muje sirf 5
Ohh acha
telugu , tamil , english , hindi , mallu , odia , gujju , bengali ! bas yehi
Basss 
bas thoda thoda aata hai

a little marathi too
Dammn
Hmm
Gf banane ka scope jyda hai tumhre paas 

kaise ?
He knows these langs
badhiya hai
Marathi and konkani is pretty sexy
Yes sab top ke hai 
apka bhi toh utne aate lang
Ek number
Marathi 
hindi only
I dont like Marathi girls
π€

marathi is a pretty good language actually bht saare word milte telugu mein
Vese me mh sw hu
han wahi bolra
Lang acha hai
hn, mereko marathi culture bhi acha lagta
cause andhra is a bordering state to MH toh culture bhi milte julte hai
ly yaar
Hi
nice
Shizuka nobita ke sath khush hai

Aap uske kon lagte hoo
Shizuka bhi khush hai 
nice jk u made thx

kese ho
Zinda hu bas
Do u read books
yep
Why u said 

Apko catfish bola jaa raha hai toh puch liya
Aur veen bhai koi mast movie dekhe


achha
As usual 
Bakchodi tho kahi bhi kar sakte
Muje environment chaiye
Rishi noob bkl


Achha
Tuje kya lgta h
Mujhe lagta hai ap reverse catfish ho
Yes
π π₯



Mai doosra kartik hu ji aapne doosre kartik ko tag kardiya

Hi
Wo chota kartik hai
Sorry ππ

bc itna vella baitha hu padhai bhi krne ka mann na hora
yoo
Imagine kar ki tere bachhe tujhse khilona maang rahe oor tu unhe ni dila paa raha

π±α₯α₯΄k α₯‘α₯α₯
abey , subha se padh raha hu bhai
hi
Agar bachhe PS5 ko khilona samjh ke maang liye toh

πΎπ π π ππ π
Mai toh papa hu
Phir ni aayega depression

premium

Yo candy sup
Hi Praveen
random ahh driver

Assa ji
Kkrh
Hein
Mai bhi chutiya hu kya
Billi?..

Ka ho kareja kahe royat badu
Ohh acha
Ji
Meri profile jyada kool hai
Apka tho tez nazar hai 

Acha bhai , khudko bj dena best hai dete raho
Sab karthik ko yad karhe
Loner

@frozen dew
Kartik ko kaun yaad krega bhai
Kartik ko kartik yad nahi krta
Mb
Muje mutthi nai marne pe withdrawal hojata hai...
Kartik calling kartik
Me karthik ni hu
realistic ka pta ni jo chahiye vo to hai
kaiko
Me Praveen hu bhot phele aya hu
Praveen aur bta kuch
Kya baatu yar
Chod rehne de







