general-chat

[vestal dome]

Dinner

[north palm]

Bas order kr rha

[golden agate]

[vestal dome]

Kya kia

[north palm]

Paneer and 5 roti

[vestal dome]

Itni sari roti

[north palm]

5 jyada hai?

[frozen dew]

Saari ladkiya aajao muje bahut jor se simp aa rh h

[vestal dome]

i eat 2

[north palm]

Mai to Ghar mai 6 kha jata

[vestal dome]

[north palm]

[vestal dome]

Mai toh apke liya roti he bna thi raha jau gyi

[north palm]

High metabolism ka mareez

[vestal dome]

Bacche kab kare gya

[golden agate]

[north palm]

🤭🤭mai bana lunga yr

[vast magnet]

😆.

[vestal dome]

ok hai fir

[golden agate]

Bc gc ko nahi chora hai inn logo ne

[north palm]

Dono kaam sath mai bhi ho skta

[frozen dew]

Simp kispe krun

🤔🤔

@deadpool

[vast magnet]

@golden agate

[golden agate]

@half silo

[frozen dew]

Uspe to tum krte ho

[frozen dew]

Cute h ted to

[golden agate]

Insta pe digg pic bhejta hai

[vast magnet]

Hai na

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Oh no

[vestal dome]

[frozen dew]

Yes

[vestal dome]

Dix pix

[golden agate]

Ghante ka cute

[vast magnet]

Ted is cute

[frozen dew]

Virgin

[golden agate]

Creep lagta hu me

[vast magnet]

Ted is a cute virgin

[golden agate]

koi burai??

[frozen dew]

Virgin dic thi

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Ted is tedudidudi

[golden agate]

kiski bhai

[frozen dew]

Naabhi

[frozen dew]

Bache ki

[golden agate]

ye kya hai ab

[golden agate]

Yahi sab karo

[vast magnet]

Tedudidudi

[golden agate]

Dig pick send karo

[cinder steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/no-money-broke-wallet-empty-sad-gif-14658294

[golden agate]

Aur uske maje lo

[frozen dew]

Muje bahut jhor se pfree phire aaya h

[vast magnet]

Ye GIF screen se fatt ke nikla

[golden agate]

Shiitzi

Admin hoke bhi gareeb hai ye insaan

[vast magnet]

Wahi to

[golden agate]

Kis ka baat ka mod hai bc us me padh raha hai

[vestal dome]

nice

[golden agate]

+1

[north palm]

Bc thandi kaha chali gyi

[vast magnet]

Samay ko defend karte karte Dhawal ke bhi paise chale gye?

[north palm]

Aajkal.thand hi ni lgri

Wtf

[blazing wren]

@frozen dew beta kitni baate karte ho berojgaar toh nhi

[golden agate]

saggy ye sab cringe dms me kar

[vast magnet]

Saggy are you high

[golden agate]

Gc ko cringe matt bana

[north palm]

Sorii yar ted

[frozen dew]

Compliment

[cinder steppe]

lawyer saara paisa le gya

[silver heath]

hmm

[vast magnet]

Tumne paise kyon diye

[cinder steppe]

jaise mera naam hatt jae

[vast magnet]

Sirf hmm, guard se surakshit shave kijiye or jo marzi boliye

[golden agate]

wahi ye sab kiya karo mere jese single logo ki gaan jal jaati hai

[silver heath]

😭 😭

dhalu

[north palm]

[silver heath]

kaiseO

[vast magnet]

I'll get jailed for bad jokes

[silver heath]

aree nhi

[golden agate]

[silver heath]

[vast magnet]

[silver heath]

mujhe marna hai

[maiden kiln]

@north palm vc ayega?

[blazing wren]

Chill karo jail toh munawar bhi gya tha kya fark padta

[vast magnet]

[limpid frigate]

Tom cruise

[golden agate]

Bc aaj gang wale marr gaye mere

Sab

[silver heath]

ehehe

[maiden kiln]

@vast magnet namaste ji namaste

[vast magnet]

Achaji

[vast magnet]

Namaste ji, wassup

[golden agate]

@wraith jetty

[vast magnet]

[blazing wren]

Lao do bad joke

[golden agate]

@woven wadi

Job lag gayi kya

[vast magnet]

Yahaan koi kisika saga nahi hai mere fellow sv member

[golden agate]

Party kab de rahe ho tab

[maiden kiln]

Going good ...you tell

[cinder steppe]

sub log apna apna 2025 recap do

[golden agate]

Bahut bhayank irony thi (edited)

[cinder steppe]

har mahine kya hua

[vast magnet]

Nice only

[golden agate]

[vast magnet]

Mazaak

[maiden kiln]

Shit happened?

[golden agate]

Bc jiske liye ye account banaya wo nahi hua

[vast magnet]

No

[golden agate]

Kisi aur se ummid karna hi bekar hai

[maiden kiln]

Oh

Wese

[golden agate]

[maiden kiln]

Aap college me the na?

[blazing wren]

32 baar hilaya in 2025

[golden ermine]

har bar new year pr akeli reh jati hu

[cinder steppe]

only? damn

[golden ermine]

vaise hazaro mittar h

[vast magnet]

Slept, woke up, had food, worked out, did some work ,now passing time

[golden agate]

Iska wrap up kaha aata hai

[golden ermine]

kyu 32 apka bra size h

[blazing wren]

Muthbaaz nhi na aapke jaise

[golden ermine]

research m kaha h din m sirf 46 bar krskte usk bad death hojati h

[maiden kiln]

Kya mtlab pichle saal bhi yhi tha 💀 ...no new year resolution waali bakchodi

[golden agate]

5-6 me halat khrab ho jaati hai

46

[golden ermine]

@vast junco mithe mithe bol

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

are schi mne kahi padha tha

[silver heath]

damn

[golden agate]

Utkersh bhai

Ssup

[vast magnet]

New year resolution kuch nahi hota
Jab socho tab hi new year, specific date ki zarurat nhi padti life theek karne ko

[silver heath]

forty six

[pale trellis]

Ted bhai..

[golden ermine]

tumhe bhut pta h

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

forty seven to uska weight h na

[golden agate]

Because I am a male

[golden ermine]

oh acha

chkka

[blazing wren]

Naam sehtalish h

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

Kese ho utkers

[silver heath]

aree kon?
sean o'malley?

[maiden kiln]

I agree...whenever you make up your mind...that is the new year for you

[vast magnet]

Main itni acchi baatein karti hun
I Should be a tedx speaker

[pale trellis]

Bdiya bhai..
Saal badla hai kismat kb bdelgi

[golden ermine]

saiyan zordar

[vast magnet]

+1

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

Marne k baad

[golden ermine]

badal jayegi
ghar m ho kabi to sadak pr aoge

chill kro

[vast magnet]

I already said
I'll get jailed for bad jokes

[maiden kiln]

@golden agatex speaker

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

Not that 😭😭

[blazing wren]

Lao do bad jokes

[golden agate]

Police ki taiyari karo bahut scope h

[golden agate]

Dekha mene

[golden ermine]

mere dost ko dekke m padhne lgi kyuki uski achi naukri lggyi thi dc frnd tha
aur saala uski naukri chli gyi decemeber me

[vast magnet]

Meri dost bhi bolri thi 💀

[maiden kiln]

😂

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

aur ab vo mera irl frnd bangya h

[pale trellis]

Ab pdna band krdo

[golden ermine]

manhoosiyat ka saya de hi deti hu

[golden ermine]

nahi meri lggyi lekin

[vast magnet]

😭.

[golden agate]

Hahaha sahi hai, delhi kaunsa jana h

[golden ermine]

jaha vo tha vahi p

[pale trellis]

Party..

[maiden kiln]

Police wala gunda ❌ police waali gundi ✅

[vast magnet]

Need to leave Delhi cuz wtf

[blazing wren]

Next December be ready

[golden ermine]

abhi gd constable k form nikle h

[vast magnet]

I was a lowk gundi(bully) as a kid

[golden ermine]

lmao march *
stake holeders badha ri h company sala nikalegi abi

[golden agate]

Dilli aur dilliwale

How are they surving

[pale trellis]

Layoffs op..

[golden agate]

I feel bad for her

[golden ermine]

ap manoge nhi lekin isi sal mne 3 pper nikale
(nvm)

[vast magnet]

Rekha ko gaali deke

[pale trellis]

Momo ki rehdi lgani pdegi ab

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

kya hi farq parta h banda apple wala set hogya h

[golden agate]

Delhi apne risq pe aaye

[blazing wren]

December tak tike raho tab tak mai aapka acha friend ban jaunga phir bana lena irl friend

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

mere daddy ka bhut acha business h (actually koi business nhi h fir b ek business h)

[vast magnet]

Koi scope nahi hai
Yahaan har dusri gali mein momo wala hai

[golden ermine]

lun lele

[golden agate]

Momo 😭😭

[golden ermine]

to gali m kyu rehte ho

[pale trellis]

Unke sath partnership krte hain

[golden ermine]

pahado pr raho

naali m rho

[vast magnet]

Koi aapke saath partnership kyon karega?

Partner se yaad aaya

Khair

[blazing wren]

Apne liya tha tabhi lag gyi lagta h

[golden agate]

Sabse achha hai ghar jamai ban jao north east me

Udhar kuch tribe me

Matriarchy hai

[golden ermine]

s kill krri thi

[blazing wren]

130 ki raftaar se

[golden ermine]

oh mere mu ki baat mere gharwalo ne to ek kamra b banwa lia h gharjamai aur beti ka

fr

[vast magnet]

I like North East peeps but unki food choices are a bit questionable for me

[golden agate]

Jungle se lakadiyan kaat ke lao

Aur fir khane khao

[pale trellis]

Na kren janab na kren

[golden ermine]

humare yaha b charas sahi ugta h

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

pr katti m nhi hu mere dost laate h

[vast magnet]

😆

[golden ermine]

idhar mount m kheti h

[golden agate]

I'm not a smoker

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

Chain smoker?

[golden ermine]

direct injectible ?

demn

injections r heavy bro

[golden agate]

Mithun

[pale trellis]

Daru piyo .. sutta fukne mai kya hai

[golden agate]

I'm not nashedi

[golden ermine]

no sookhe nashe r smthng else

[golden agate]

Ab nhi sunta

[maiden kiln]

Game khelo...padhai me kya rakho

[vast magnet]

Peena hai to Pani piyo
Uski aapko zarurat hai

[golden ermine]

so chudedi

[pale trellis]

Pani toh roz pite.. kabhi kuch aur piyo

[vast magnet]

Dehydrated degens

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

Peeta to uske gum ko hun

[golden ermine]

no save water

[golden ermine]

moot peele

[golden agate]

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

sookhe nashe kro vai ,,, varietty h u ll never get bore

[pale trellis]

Kya pta daru bhu moot jaisi taste krti ho..

Moot toy piya nhi

[golden ermine]

nak se kaan se gan se
log ajkl nabhi se b krte h

[vast magnet]

Tf

[golden ermine]

fizzz

[golden agate]

Bc mere se bade hokar bhi teenagers wali harkate

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

can say ,,, ne ver tasted alcohol brotha but greece tea is love

[golden agate]

Bc kartik wali vibe aa rahi hai dukh se

[vast magnet]

I hate facing a group of teen boys

[golden agate]

Kya kya bolte rehta h

[pale trellis]

Greece tea .. wtf is this

[golden ermine]

grt alexander dscovered it fr

[vast magnet]

Worst kinda people

[golden agate]

I was once too

[golden ermine]

are india m milti h ,,, its more healthy than matcha kacha chucha

[golden agate]

But bc itna nhi tha

[pale trellis]

Who are..

[golden agate]

Kartik jese launde ko dekh ke

[golden ermine]

bro dont compare me w him
Im OG
he is SOOji hui gan

[golden agate]

Proud feel hota h khud pe

[pale trellis]

Ptani pancho kya kya aa gya hai.. chai aur coffee best hai

[vast magnet]

Pani best

[golden agate]

@frozen dew dekh le

[pale trellis]

[vast magnet]

No pani ,no tea and coffee

[golden ermine]

no bich

[blazing wren]

have water 💦

[golden agate]

Only nimbu paani

[pale trellis]

Aap black water piyo..

[golden ermine]

bhai maut hoti h vo chai peeloge na maza ajayega mere gharm mummy aur me peete @pale trellis

[pale trellis]

Kohli bhai bhi wahi pite

[golden agate]

Why not kallua

[golden ermine]

pure sort of nashe

[golden agate]

Why killiua

[pale trellis]

Abe kya bol rha..

[blazing wren]

Tu wahi na jo sochta h black water pine se virat kohli ban jayega

[golden ermine]

rhii teri mummy ki jai

[pale trellis]

[pale trellis]

Nahi

[golden ermine]

black water pine se koi gathha kaise hoskta

[golden agate]

Virate koili

[vast magnet]

Black to soul hai
Paani to saaf hai

[golden ermine]

🫄🏻

[golden agate]

Black to uska heart bhi tha

[golden ermine]

black meri eybrow hai

[frozen dew]

Usse bada lund h mera

[vast magnet]

Aapki 2025 ki galti
2026 mein maaf hai

[golden ermine]

muje pink krwani h

[golden agate]

White to Mera intention bhi

[blazing wren]

Black toh mera lun bhi h

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

bro she was chainsmoker

[blazing wren]

Pilooo

[golden ermine]

chii

[pale trellis]

Black toh ...nvm

[golden agate]

She was a swiftie

[golden ermine]

black to @frozen dew ki gan bhi hai

[vast magnet]

Missing decent people of sv

[frozen dew]

Pehle moti
Fir choti bhi nikli
Upar se bf h
Aur corporate
Teri life to jhand h bhai

[blazing wren]

Marlo

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

birooww

[golden ermine]

🤤

[golden agate]

Bidu

[frozen dew]

Yes hair bahut h kaat lun kya

[golden ermine]

corporate m nhi hu (baki sb ok)

[blazing wren]

@frozen dew

[pale trellis]

Basad mach gyi hai chat mei

[golden agate]

Kartik k aane se non chalant ho gayi h ye svr

[golden ermine]

meko b katwane h sir k baal
but ye log meko baddie banne hi ni dete

[golden agate]

I don't even know the meaning

[frozen dew]

Pegging allowed h bhai I m ok w it

[golden agate]

Haha

[golden ermine]

they r fictional characters

[gloomy kayak]

Nothin happy this new year

[vast magnet]

Ye non chalant logo se nafrat hai

[golden agate]

Who

[pale trellis]

Pancho 2 din toh hue hain

[golden ermine]

non chlant

but tbh this is me

[golden agate]

Kartik

[pale trellis]

Reel people

[blazing wren]

Pegging kya hota ye aajkal ke bache kya seekh rhe bc

[gloomy kayak]

Still Enough

[golden ermine]

teri maka naka sakaa

[golden agate]

Meme mandir ka meme dekha 2026 compilation

[golden ermine]

@pale trellis ap konsi drink peete ho sarr

[golden agate]

Ladies hoke

[golden ermine]

[vast magnet]

इतना वेलापन ठीक नहीं फैज़,
आधा कॉलेज निकल गया
कुछ तो शरम कर

[golden agate]

Ladies ko gaali

[frozen dew]

Baadie banne ke liye
Humour check h
Height 5'2-5'6 check
Awaz m mardaangi check
Toxic w ppl check
Sex sux ki baate check
Ladko ko bhav na dena
🤔 Yhn dhikkat h

[golden ermine]

kon ladis

[golden agate]

Faiz Ahmed Faiz

[pale trellis]

Hmm.. tuf ..but aug me vodka and beer combo try kiya tha

[golden agate]

[pale trellis]

I like trying new drinks..

[golden agate]

Ohh sorry you're bigender

Mb mb

Dukh bro

[frozen dew]

Gand m rubber lund daal na

[golden ermine]

💀 abe ladko ko kya kisiko bhaw ni deti
hijre psnd h meko
mer do dost poly hai (hope u undestand wht poly means)

[pale trellis]

But vodka + sprite is goated combo..

[golden ermine]

acha bhai i always feel to drink smday

but...

[pale trellis]

Try beer then

Upgrade.

[golden ermine]

madhy madhu maass tyag hai mera

sowwy

[gloomy kayak]

Meet @drowsy sinew

[golden agate]

Bc soda nhi Piya

[pale trellis]

Taste waise bekar hi legega

[golden agate]

Ye to beer ki baat karra

[golden ermine]

idc

[golden ermine]

same bro

[blazing wren]

Duniya mai lun khatam hogye kya jo rubber daal rhe

[golden ermine]

madhy madhu maass tyag hai mera

[frozen dew]

Bc poly log bade ch()t pglu lgte h muje

[gloomy kayak]

Cool

[pale trellis]

Pile bhai tonic water

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

Chote Lund h bhai duniya m

[pale trellis]

Decode..

[frozen dew]

Apna hi dekhle

[golden agate]

I can't waiting for something special

[golden ermine]

(han bhai and still my frnd daily do rr for : (their poly frdns cheat him lol)

[golden ermine]

honey , alcohol , and non veg

teeno ni khaskti

[pale trellis]

Y

[golden ermine]

bsrika hindi ni ati h

[blazing wren]

Koi na ghoda toh h na bkl

[frozen dew]

Loll haha 😆 cheat krne m maja to aata h

[golden agate]

Polly me bhi cheat hota h bc

[golden ermine]

abe but vo poly hoke kaise cheat

[frozen dew]

Ghode ko ghodi chodni h na par

[golden agate]

Pura Polly to wahi h

[pale trellis]

Y ?..

[golden ermine]

kehta h these guys dont tell me when they r going to hav sax w others

[frozen dew]

General bol rh

[golden ermine]

im religious bich

[frozen dew]

Cheating utni buri cheez nhi

[prime zinc]

glad to know

[golden agate]

cuuck karne ko kyaa

[frozen dew]

Jitne dhikaya jata h

[pale trellis]

Cool cool... toh fruit beer pi lena

[golden ermine]

beette set bhuto ko kia h pr ajtk kisi ko cheat n kia (islie chala nhi relship lol)

[pale trellis]

Brahman ho ?..@golden ermine

[golden ermine]

i dot like its taste

[golden agate]

Jai Bheem 💙

[golden ermine]

nope

[golden ermine]

chi

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

neech

[golden agate]

Brahmins se yaad aagayA

[blazing wren]

Ab ye poly kya h tum log isko bhi chapter mat bana dena bc aage hamare ache science ki jagah poly puly padh rhe ho

[golden agate]

Thakurain

[golden ermine]

bhai poly shabd hi phli barsuna tha

[frozen dew]

Acha mtlb relationship m rehke agar ek 2 baar try karlia jaaye to buri baat nhi h

[golden ermine]

when i came to know my frnd is poly

[frozen dew]

[golden ermine]

usse acha m kisi aur se tym pass krlu fir wapas kyu jau

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

is bar lekin tympass ni h

[golden agate]

Me to breakup karwa du aise logo ka

[golden ermine]

me to srs hogyi hu
pta ni usne mna krdia too

[frozen dew]

Bheju tere bf ko

[golden ermine]

vo dc ni chalata

[pale trellis]

Phir wahi relationship wali baate..

[golden agate]

Wo bhi poly hai

[pale trellis]

[golden ermine]

rndi ke

aukat m

[frozen dew]

Vo bi hoga

[golden ermine]

tmeez bhool jaungi fir me

[golden agate]

Kya gaan jala dala na 🤙🤙

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

ache se bolri bakwas mtt krrio

[blazing wren]

Phir wahi dandiyo wala khel

[golden agate]

Who knows

[pale trellis]

Aapse ye umeed nhi thi ted bhai..

[golden agate]

Me solo traveler hu life ka

akele aaya tha

Akele hi jaunga

[pale trellis]

[golden agate]

🤙😎

[blazing wren]

Kya hua chat ko🤣

[tawdry drift]

dosto 10th ki relationship hai we are in love with each other
mujhe germany jana hai, family wale bhi ready hai lekin she can't come
what should i do

[golden agate]

Better opportunity hai Germany hai

Don't give up on Germany

[graceful ibex]

Mai to khud hi ek party hu 🪷

[blazing wren]

Germany chor gurgaon ja dono kaam hojayega

[tawdry drift]

thanks 🙏

[tawdry drift]

thik hai bhai 😂😂😂

[graceful ibex]

Hellooo ji hellooo vc aa jaao

[golden agate]

all the best

[blazing wren]

Aao bitching kare

[lusty mantle]

Konsiii

[still kernel]

[woven swallow]

slamsab

[balmy dagger]

Oyee

[solid hatch]

Bhondu shayla aagyi

[balmy dagger]

Desi bhi aagya

[solid hatch]

[woven swallow]

chale sheet leher tere sheher dekhle

[solid hatch]

Need to block thus desi word using code

I dont like this desi at all

[balmy dagger]

[solid hatch]

I can't type in chat in peace

[balmy dagger]

Inglis

[woven swallow]

inglis

[solid hatch]

Sybau

Both dumb af

[woven swallow]

tharimaa

[tender drum]

avnie

[solid hatch]

Anvi

[woven swallow]

avnie

[solid hatch]

Tanvi

Wo kidhar gyi

I miss tea, tanvi and Kirtan in vc

[woven swallow]

samudalafar

[vast magnet]

Avni ji

[woven swallow]

@thin talon aaj attendance ni hui

sisti ji

hapabaday

[solid hatch]

Jizzty

Budday hai tera?

[vast magnet]

Thank you yaar

Yes it's my bday

[solid hatch]

Happy budday

[vast magnet]

Thanks

Rat

[solid hatch]

How many years old now

[vast magnet]

Rattan

[solid hatch]

[vast magnet]

56

[woven swallow]

loviu yar apco

[solid hatch]

Damnnn

[vast magnet]

More love to you

[solid hatch]

How many kids you have?

[woven swallow]

[vast magnet]

Kidless

[woven swallow]

gailan tere char lafandar maut ka thave tander

[solid hatch]

Ye nitro kisne de diya isko

[vast magnet]

Rae and rat typing

[crisp hinge]

[solid hatch]

Eww

[woven swallow]

exam khtm na ab aapke

kya ye krish

[solid hatch]

Why you kid less?

[woven swallow]

voi hy

[vast magnet]

Yessssssss

Les fkin goooo

[solid hatch]

You are not romantic?

[woven swallow]

🤢🤢

[solid hatch]

[vast magnet]

Ohno sori

[solid hatch]

Suri

[woven swallow]

yayyy
yar mera panchko hy and ek practical 😨🙏

[woven swallow]

isoky yr waps mat krna

[vast magnet]

Time to get some shit done

[vast magnet]

Nai karungi
Noted

[woven swallow]

abhi papa kuch bolre the

mai boli sai bat ay

😅😅

oyyy sumit

i see u

lurker

[solid hatch]

Tf are these emojis

[woven swallow]

ab ni hota

bot hogya

[woven swallow]

thanks

[solid hatch]

Tea ka emote

[vast magnet]

Oh no
Ok

[solid hatch]

I miss tea

[vast magnet]

Yaar I want to ninni
But ninni not coming

[woven swallow]

relatable

[solid hatch]

Drink caffeine

[woven swallow]

nini never come

[solid hatch]

Your adhd ahh will relax after drinking that shii

[woven swallow]

chupre

ye chup kyuni rehta

ye afk kyu nhi chle jata

[solid hatch]

Caffeine peena ke baad krazzy neend aati hai

[woven swallow]

isko ban kyu nhi kr dete

ye sv kyu nhi leave kr deta

[vast magnet]

Wahi to ban rattan

[woven swallow]

ye id kyu nhi delete krdeta

[solid hatch]

Beech beech me daure kyu padte hai aapko🥺

[woven swallow]

koi chai hai kya apke pass

[vestal dome]

Rat

[woven swallow]

sris

[vestal dome]

[solid hatch]

My babbar sher lostt

[vast magnet]

Tea

[solid hatch]

[vast magnet]

Wait

[vestal dome]

[vast magnet]

Lemme think

[woven swallow]

yess

waiting

[vestal dome]

Rat

[solid hatch]

Wut happened?

[vestal dome]

Wiw

[woven swallow]

is harsh ka @ kya hai

[solid hatch]

Wut you write

[vast magnet]

I realised that it's true that
Gareeb apni harkaton ke kaaran gareeb hota hai

[solid hatch]

I can't see

[balmy dagger]

Ye abhi tk nhi gya

[vestal dome]

I wrote

P u s s y c a t

[solid hatch]

[vestal dome]

[solid hatch]

Ouuu

[balmy dagger]

I hate imposters

[solid hatch]

Show your cat

[woven swallow]

lol mujhe dekhlete

[vestal dome]

can’t

[balmy dagger]

Why do I feel like

[solid hatch]

for the last time

I am not desi

[woven swallow]

@oblique nexus wakeup kid

[balmy dagger]

No way

[vast magnet]

Yaar 😭😭😭😭😭

[balmy dagger]

Is that you

[vestal dome]

Desi toh ban h

[woven swallow]

[vestal dome]

Sv se

[vast magnet]

Ban this rat

[solid hatch]

Dont ever compare my originality with that piece of shit guy

[vast magnet]

चूहा

[woven swallow]

koi desi hi randwa hoga

[solid hatch]

Tf?

[balmy dagger]

Koi randwa hi desi hoga

[woven swallow]

jo ban hone ke baad alt se ayega

[solid hatch]

Tabhi ye log paglaa gye

[vast magnet]

Oh tabhi sochu aata kyon nhi

[vestal dome]

Rat toh mayank h

Har din naya alt ka

[woven swallow]

koi desi hi randwa hoga jo alt se bhi gaali khayega

[vestal dome]

Sath

Aata h

[vast magnet]

Nope

[vestal dome]

[solid hatch]

[vast magnet]

Mayank kabhi merese tameez se baat nahi karega

[balmy dagger]

Im not the only traveller

[vast magnet]

I know for a fact

[solid hatch]

Desi ki aad me mujhe gaali de rahe hau

[balmy dagger]

Who has not repaid his debt

[woven swallow]

aww

[balmy dagger]

Take me back to the night we met

[woven swallow]

gamira

who hurt u

[solid hatch]

Desi ki mkc 3 baar

[balmy dagger]

Gane sunria maito

[solid hatch]

Why not sleeping?

[woven swallow]

itna bekar

[vast magnet]

Mayank ko gaali de

[woven swallow]

gana

kyu sunre

ratke barah baje

[balmy dagger]

Baki sab theeke lekin vo tut kyu rha h bevajah

[woven swallow]

raatke dhai baje

[balmy dagger]

Aree bkc bara bjgye

[solid hatch]

Mayank ki to 6 baar mkc

[balmy dagger]

Bekar to h

Shuffle mein chlrha

[vast magnet]

[solid hatch]

To gaane kya tumhaare mayyat me sune?

Jab mann kare tab suno gaane

[balmy dagger]

Abe oyy

[prime zinc]

hello lapata ladiz

[balmy dagger]

Rae se batmeesi ni

Ye rat ya to desi h ya fer dedpool

[woven swallow]

dil ne ye kaisi harkaat kiii haiiii

[balmy dagger]

[prime zinc]

rae optics

[solid hatch]

[woven swallow]

haanji pehli baar mohobat ki hai aahann

[solid hatch]

Deadpool to cutu hai

[woven swallow]

do song mix krdiye ig

[solid hatch]

[balmy dagger]

Acha?

[woven swallow]

ye ashwin swaraj kon hai

[solid hatch]

I love deadpool

[prime zinc]

idhr ka member hu ji

[balmy dagger]

Jana teri aankhein krti h kuch baatein

[solid hatch]

He's like a little brother to me

[woven swallow]

kisne ki dikao

[prime zinc]

sorry what's your age ?

[woven swallow]

okji

[balmy dagger]

Aa bharlu tujhko in saanso mein fuku tujhko hi bas

[solid hatch]

29

[balmy dagger]

[balmy dagger]

Acha

[solid hatch]

Ashwin swaraj Koli china

Tf is this name

[balmy dagger]

Ye rat tha uper

Kuch bolra tha

Chdo

[solid hatch]

Tera naam hai ya teri history

[prime zinc]

kolichina is my surname

[solid hatch]

[prime zinc]

I'm a south indian Brahmin so we do have such kind of surnames

[solid hatch]

Damnn to Ashwin swaraj is your name

[prime zinc]

yes

[vast magnet]

Ashwin aapka linkedin aapki bio mein kyon hai

[balmy dagger]

Ara bc

[solid hatch]

Dayumm what a thoughtful name

[prime zinc]

ahh , bas kabka likha hua hai ji .. clear nahi kiya mai

[frozen dew]

Hellooo chatt

[solid hatch]

Ye jizzty ki puraani aadat hau

[prime zinc]

i was born on ashwini nakshtra so they named me after that

[solid hatch]

Hai*

[balmy dagger]

Hi theek h?

[frozen dew]

Hein

[solid hatch]

Ouu you believe in stars and planets?

[balmy dagger]

Abe usdin sed tha tu

Isliye pucha

[prime zinc]

ab bhaiya brahmins mein toh hota hai warna pel dete hai ghar mein

[frozen dew]

Oo haa sad nhi th confused th

Abhi I m god

[solid hatch]

ye bhi hai

[woven swallow]

kartik

my

hoemie

[frozen dew]

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

Kauve

[woven swallow]

[balmy dagger]

God

[woven swallow]

[vast magnet]

Acha ji

[woven swallow]

kaisae

[frozen dew]

Yes

[solid hatch]

@dark halo isse bhi mene astrology ki baatein ki hai

[vast magnet]

Rat who are you

[balmy dagger]

Desi lode

[frozen dew]

M to theek hoon

Tu bta

[balmy dagger]

Kyu gali sunrha faltu mein

[woven swallow]

bankalola ha

[balmy dagger]

[woven swallow]

mai b teku

par tu kyu teke

[vast magnet]

Yassu hi hai

[solid hatch]

Nice to meet you bro you from hyderabad or wot?

[prime zinc]

Maine isliye nahi clear kiya kyuki i usually get work on Discord sometimes so

[frozen dew]

Kyuki m morals dhund rh hoon

[prime zinc]

i'm from Visakhapatnam

[frozen dew]

Apne

[vast magnet]

Desi but abhi online aaya tha thodi der pehle
Can't be him

[woven swallow]

mile?

[frozen dew]

Kuch kuch

[woven swallow]

abey

sisty b maze leti hai

[vast magnet]

Damn
Konse sv kaam dere

[balmy dagger]

Usse ki frk painda

[woven swallow]

konse mile

bta

[balmy dagger]

Ye desi h prove me wrong

[prime zinc]

i've been working for BGMI streamers so

[vast magnet]

Mujhe bhi lagra hai

[vast magnet]

Nice

[wind ginkgo]

Sup rae

[balmy dagger]

Chle gya

[vast magnet]

Rat hi desi hai

[woven swallow]

koyi dhoomchuttad vc ayega

sup $

[frozen dew]

🤔 logo se cutely baat kro jesa bhi ho
Ladkiyo se thoda doori banaye
Bacho se baat na kre

[vast magnet]

Rae ji vc aaoge?

Baat karte karte soungi

[woven swallow]

aaoge?

[balmy dagger]

Tum dono bologe

To mai bhi aa jaunga

[frozen dew]

M aunga

[solid hatch]

[woven swallow]

ye kya lode morals hai

ajao gng vc

[solid hatch]

Tum sab se baat hi krna bekaar hai

Pr tum hi log active dikhte ho

[crisp frost]

[solid hatch]

Kya hi kr skta

[crisp frost]

Change sv

[woven swallow]

dicuthai to sv leave karde

[frozen dew]

Ek Bdiya cheez h
Duniya ke liye bure bano
Khudke liye ache

[solid hatch]

Meethi paad waala tg

[frozen dew]

Ladeez furst

[solid hatch]

[crisp frost]

[balmy dagger]

Isne tg ka pad bhi chakh lia

[vast magnet]

@woven swallow d5

[crisp frost]

[frozen dew]

Par koi bolne wala insaan aana plz ek

[crisp frost]

Context

[frozen dew]

Akela bolunga to awkward lgta h

[crisp frost]

Nhi pata terko dedu

[woven swallow]

rae banna hai terko

[crisp frost]

[woven swallow]

kartik ko bulale kya

[frozen dew]

Bruhh ye m 1 hfte pehle bol chuka hoon

[balmy dagger]

Oka

[woven swallow]

haan chal fir

[frozen dew]

[vast magnet]

Acchi baatein nhi karta wo

[crisp frost]

[frozen dew]

Muze akele nhi bolna

[vast magnet]

Minor hai

[woven swallow]

mai ye 2020 se hu

[balmy dagger]

Muze

[crisp frost]

Woo account ban ho gya kya dedu ?

[solid hatch]

I miss dora ka laura

[woven swallow]

😅 aaj karega dekna

[solid hatch]

[frozen dew]

Ye bass chat m bate krte h

[vast magnet]

Aap aao

[solid hatch]

Where is she

[frozen dew]

Ye to achi baat g

[balmy dagger]

Gen mein dandi de dungi

[vast magnet]

Rat tujhe naukri se nikaal diya?

[frozen dew]

Areeyyyyyyy

[balmy dagger]

Desi

[woven swallow]

yar wo sisty se puchna painda 😅 bura mat manna

[outer gale]

@frozen dew

[balmy dagger]

[frozen dew]

Aaj to story h mere p

Fuckkk

Kya funnyy h bhai

[woven swallow]

isko bhi bula lete yr 😅

[solid hatch]

Nhi chutti leke ghar aaya hun

[woven swallow]

aina thanks

[vast magnet]

D5 aap yaar aap

[frozen dew]

Abey aaj marks ache aaye

[vast magnet]

Bula lenge

[outer gale]

good

[vast magnet]

Or Gate ki taiyari?

[balmy dagger]

Ya bol

[solid hatch]

Eww who does that

[vast magnet]

Bhai ye kartik kaisi si awaazein nikal rha tha

[frozen dew]

Vai ye bol nhi rhe chii

[solid hatch]

[vast magnet]

Desi hai , proved

[frozen dew]

Has rh th

[vast magnet]

[woven swallow]

benkisoot 20% battery buds mai

maahichudjayeiski

[vast magnet]

Koi na vc aao

[solid hatch]

Ewww

[vast magnet]

Wired lelo

[frozen dew]

Ab smj aaya tu block kyu h sabse

[balmy dagger]

Kya h hijde

[crisp frost]

Ase

[woven swallow]

hellloooo

[woven swallow]

ab lungi

[crisp frost]

Tere akho mai tarifo

Ki talash hai

[woven swallow]

aby oyyy

[crisp frost]

Mai bas shuyar

[solid hatch]

Kuch nhi bye

[woven swallow]

tiku aap btao

[crisp frost]

Bana hu

[solid hatch]

Toxic chat

[frozen dew]

Desi kya hota h bhai

[vast magnet]

[woven swallow]

theek hi

[crisp frost]

Sirf tu sunne aye to

[balmy dagger]

Uree ka hogaya

[woven swallow]

ab to stress kam hogya hoga

[solid hatch]

I onli like meethi paad waala tg

[woven swallow]

ek lode ka username hai

[balmy dagger]

Chuchikumar sid

[woven swallow]

abey hai ye

trust me

[frozen dew]

Tg bhai 😔

😘

[crisp frost]

[frozen dew]

😘

[woven swallow]

achaaa

[vestal dome]

[crisp frost]

[woven swallow]

achaa

[crisp frost]

Reverse pedo

[woven swallow]

waooo

[crisp frost]

Lost 😔

[solid hatch]

[crisp frost]

Find

[woven swallow]

kro fir

[crisp frost]

Someone

[woven swallow]

acha hi

hai

[balmy dagger]

Vrumvrum

[woven swallow]

lol

research

achaa

[balmy dagger]

[woven swallow]

konsa club hai

achaa

kya krna hai fir usme

kartik aaja

[frozen dew]

Bore hora cod khelta?

[woven swallow]

achaa

[vestal dome]

Zi

[woven swallow]

ohh

[vestal dome]

[balmy dagger]

Nhi aata

[woven swallow]

ptani kaa hai

[solid hatch]

What you doing bbg

[naive mist]

@lime karma koi iska social media handle do

[woven swallow]

lol kab

[wind ginkgo]

Hi rae

[frozen dew]

🤔 download h?

[naive mist]

I wanna connect with this guy

[woven swallow]

hi $

[frozen dew]

Do Lund sign hi

[glossy ice]

namastey rae didi

[woven swallow]

aby kartik

join

[balmy dagger]

Jab aata nhi to download ku hoga

[woven swallow]

karna

vc

[glossy ice]

hi dhrumil bhaiya

[wind ginkgo]

Abee mdc

[woven swallow]

namaste

[crisp frost]

Mc Donald's

[naive mist]

Hi bhai

[glossy ice]

aapne dhurandhar dekhi

[woven swallow]

nhi

[crisp frost]

When will you find 😞

[glossy ice]

bhai i watched dhurandhar for 3rd time

[woven swallow]

chup hi hogye

aate hi

[glossy ice]

main teesri time dekhliya

[naive mist]

Bc

[woven swallow]

helohelo

[naive mist]

Bhai

Tu

[woven swallow]

wow crazy

[vestal dome]

Reels u?

[naive mist]

3.5 hrs ×3

[woven swallow]

😂🙏

[naive mist]

Bhai me itna vella

[woven swallow]

😂🙏

[naive mist]

Nai

Ho paa rha

Tu kaisee

[crisp frost]

0.5 for adv and intermission

[woven swallow]

where's my age huzz

[glossy ice]

i realized jitni baar aap movie dekhoge ,utni kamiya dikhti

[astral cosmos]

32

[woven swallow]

aaya meri age se bda dost 😂🙏

[woven swallow]

hi

[naive mist]

Me 0 times dekha

Me gareeb hu

[woven swallow]

kon

[astral cosmos]

Avni

[woven swallow]

kon

kon

[astral cosmos]

[woven swallow]

samarth

ohaan lol

[astral cosmos]

Apni avni

[woven swallow]

gold ko bolrhi hu samarth

hmm

[glossy ice]

@naive mist I think that love story time can be shorted and end th movie under 3 hours

[astral cosmos]

Havni

Shittzy

[woven swallow]

okthanks

samy

[naive mist]

Me ni dekha

Stop

[midnight pilot]

Fien fien fien

[glossy ice]

didi mere pakistani doston ko bohut pasanad aayo

[woven swallow]

tg ko har 2ra banda aake humiliate krke chala jata hai

[vast magnet]

Tg dhokhla kha ke meethi paad maarta hai

[woven swallow]

Jonty my new new fren

[glossy ice]

spoler nhi bhaaiya

[woven swallow]

yesss

kr kar

bacha sa

how

[glossy ice]

idk but i like pakistani humour more

[vast magnet]

Kya

[woven swallow]

lol

sai kera ta 😂

[vast magnet]

Wow

[woven swallow]

joke ni smj aate ky tuje

pagl

[naive mist]

Bhai?

[woven swallow]

achayr thanks

[glossy ice]

actually discord pe mere kaafi pakistani dost hain
unka humour accha lagta

[woven swallow]

@astral cosmos tu vc ayega kya

[glossy ice]

mera name dekho dhrumil bhai

[woven swallow]

muje hi deklo 😂🙏

[naive mist]

Tu kon hai bhai

[astral cosmos]

[woven swallow]

fakiu

[glossy ice]

mera name dekho chat

[astral cosmos]

Fakiu2

[woven swallow]

ye to

[astral cosmos]

[woven swallow]

mujhe ni yad

okthanks

[glossy ice]

and i dont have nitreo

[naive mist]

Isha hai tu?