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Kyu bejhe

bro isme khush kyu hora

Matlab?
Pehli baar dekha bhai ne
Mene gpt p confession bheja
Then thoda baat ki
Voh bolta h
Photo bhejo apni
Mene
Lund bhej dia
Voh ladki ke samne h

π
π π
Bhai voh ladki ko jealous karane ke liye muje ladki banne bol rh th
Uske samne
Ab dono dic Pic enjoy kar rhe

Uske samne kese?
Ahm ahm
Samajh gya
Block karde vro
Tera lund popular hogya underworld mai
Irl h
Achha
Mene lund bhej dia use ab nhi bolega voh kuch
Van mai ladki ko le kese aaya bhai bande mai daam toh h but lumd ni
Sab shant h ab
Ok ok
Arey bhai
Sabke muh mai h
Ghar jaa rh hoga
Van mates
Van se
Coaching m h


Pure van ne mera Lund dekha h ab


Agar terese ladkiyo ne baat karna band kardiya toh haame reason pata h

Cartoon kid aur ek school kid me lafda
Shakal ke sath thodi bheja

Dp toh laga rkhi hogi naa
Yaa naam se save kr rkha hoga

@woven wadi lafda
@acoustic beacon lafda

Puri fielding set karke baitha tha bkl
π π
Gadar dost


Now bro gonna think abt his life choices for ever
Chalo bro bye merko jana padega
Mujse to baat hi nhi krega ab
Fr
M to hsunga


Kkrh

Kiska jiyaaa
Han to class lene ja rha hu

@golden agate gay ping


Was gonna tag mods , par ye to shayla ji hai


aur ssup girl
Good hun ji
Ha muze to mute krwa di thi
Will you marry me
You hate me

Us
Aapse cutu ofccc
Aazao
I've seen your hatred towards me

Muze to ni dikhi
I'd love to
Cyaa aapco dicch rhi
Jo log hate karte unhe nahi pata chalta ki wo hate kar rhe hai
ajao ishq ladaye hum
Unko lagta hai ki wo facts bol rhe
Coi aapco hate cyu carega

Seedhe muh baat kar 
Aur bhi achhe kaam Hain logo ke paas aapko hate krne ke jagah
Babu billota yaad aa gya

Arre yaar love you shayla ji
Sori zi wo asymmetrical face hai ππ
Ye padhkar achha laga

π
#me tooh
Nice,hbu

Sagcy
Ye Shayla Jin Jin ladkiyo ko Aisa bolti hai
Sab dheere dheere gayab ho jaati
me bhi ok hu
Js

Only ok
Shayla serial killer hai Kya
@stoic mountain

Means she's a serial killer
Kyonki sab unke DM chale jaate. 

Kala jaadu 
haan tabiyat thodi kharab hai
Dm mai to

Oh damn how
Hiee shaylaaa 
Thund me bina cap ek exams dene gaya tha ππ aur aaj thund bhi jyada hai
@lusty mantle i said excuse me can u move to that girl 
Is there any hope?
Kaisi hooo
Delhi mein g faad thand hai
Badhiya tu bataaaaa how's you
move and sit on your lap?

No gate khadi thi mujhe utarna tha side hato bola
Kanpur me bhi koi hotness nahi hai
first emotional breakdown ho chuka iss saal ka


Hein bc kyu 
Pata nahi idhar ki hot ladkiyon ka kya haal hoga
Mujhe bhuk lagi hai
Ha waps aagya

Mere naseeb me tu hai ki nahi tere Naseeb me hu ki nahi
Nothing competes with Delhi's garmi or sardi
10.30 bola tha
Jubaan kesari
Yes kaho toh tumhe tapka du
Achaww
haan ye bhi hai, but if you have some health issue normal thund bhi Delhi se kam hai kya
Hi bhi boldeta

Ye ted dheere dheere simp Banta ja rha hai
Aaapke hair mai kuch laga hai
ting ning ning ning
Pretend to take out something
saggy
This isn't movie Shayla
Take out hair for.magic
Heyo oats
It can be
Booom
highlow
boujee nahi hu me

Kala jadu yes
Hw ur hlth
Galat brainwash hua hai apka
Love you zindagiπ₯
pringding pringding
π₯π«
Zindigi ki pic bhejo 
@junior nacelle congratulations ππ
gana ga rhi thi
@fallow grove

Belt
@lusty mantle

Banta ja rha hai
Nvm 


Kispe Kiya??
chapak chapak maara tumhe
Sab dekh rha hu 
Chabuk se??
Sozao
Tu chuk tu chuk

Yes
aaagh fir raat ko jaagungi
At least I do not have a gf


Bhai ye roleplay chal rha hai kya
Achha hi hai 
Mtlb
Kiinky grill
Ye dikh nahi rha apko
Sadistic
Neither do i
Aao apas mai sax krlete hai 
Achhe se bolo bhayzi
Aj rat ko jagne ke liye bhi gali
Mili
First sign of kiink is sadism
ππ

yeees
Fir wahi sax sux ki baate
Aapco ni Krna to mana krdo na bhai 
How to match vibe???
kill it
haha, that's how Mamta di is rulling the Bengal
But vibe ko aag kyu laga rhe ho 

I'm asexual
Usne kaha tabhi
vaai usne mujhe peene ke liye bula liya
I said mai iss janam mai toh tujhse nahi milrhi
Kisne
1st?
Haan

Usne
btw he got engaged to his gf in 2023
π π½οΈ
Aise vaise kaise
Jaise
Kya badhiya saal chal rha tera 
Meri ab uss se baat hui 3 saal baad
Dhokhebaaz
He said engagement 2024 mai toot gayi
Hell nawhwh

Farebi
So he thought ki 
Bc
Msgs toh pdhle
well he used to text a lot uss time bhi

and he replied aao kar lete h
Bhabhi bola kya
Aap toh smjho

Bolo
I was like mai block krdeti hu muze kya

And ni ki 
Hes texting me i ainttt
Krdi
Kardo
Har jagah se krdi mai
Okie 
bruhhh all my exes are blocked onli
Block block block

3 baar bolo
Mail aur Google pay se? 
And said acha laga baat krke
Woh toh bhai uski baat mat kro
He texted today also

Usko block krte hue screen recording bhej de 
fir mail karega
Dusri number se call
Usse better let him spam
and get no replies
double tick se toh smz aa hi rha ki hes getting ignored

ive straight off told him
I dont like you
Hosh walo ko khabar kya bekhudi kya cheez hai
Mard zaat π₯π€§βοΈ
Hindi mai bolna tha
β€οΈβπ₯
Shyd English khrab na ho unki π₯
Bolchuki hu
Jalta fil
Ek din bohot dimag chata tha

aap gurl ho kya
Busy
Dm dekh
ohh make sense
Yes zi kyu

dono behne bitching mai lagi guyi h
Hmm

Sajan ji ghar aaye
sajan ji ghar aaye
Dulhan kyu sharmaye
Sajan ji ghar aaage

razai h thandi
razai h thandi
aao garmaye

paad toh woh marti thi
Hai sai
happy new year shayla
Happy nu year sai
hello
kya kia 31st ko
Kuch nai
aisa kyu 
Hello
True that

achha saggy da puttar

aur mereko simp bol raha
Uska pass
I mean bola ki single hai wo
My wifey 
aur dusri ladkiyon ke dms me me ghusne ki taiyari karta hai
Aur mujhe simp bolta hai
Ted to hai simp
Chal hatt lawde
wot doung?
I can show my dms 
Simp hoga tu
Train 
Simp nhi h vo
Close dms
Vo mera sath busy h
Sure sure

Hanky panky me
konsi seat

Sab samjh Raha hu me
π³

dinner?
3sum ka bhi kiiink chal raha hai idhar
Sunti mere ganne saree
sahi hai sahi hai
Sunti mere ganne sarae
Raat ko 11pm krunga 

Itna late kyu
Me to asexual hu
Good 



10 30 room pohochunga 
Ooh
kya diya hai aunty na bna kar?
Hello
Thand mai ice tea piree log π
I was drinking iced Americano 3 din phele raat ko 2,3 baje
Kuch ni Maine mna kr diya tha
Order krunga ab 

Same same hi huva na fir pri mix is syrup in dry form 
Kyu kia mann

Ghar me ice tea kesa bnau
Gaooo na
Anybody that likes ice tea is my friend with introduction π«΅

Arre tabiyat khrab thi momzi ki 
Tea + ice
Kya hua sassu momzi ko


Then
Then
Drop the heated mixture on a glass full of ice
Heinn
itni mehnat
Sardi bukhar 
jaa kar milti hu
Green tea ka pouch squeeze krna chahiye ya ni 

Tu order hi kar le
squeeze kyu
Karna h
2 le
1 try kar
send money
Ak mai mat kar
Thodi bitter taste hoti hai squeeze ke baad
India ki population ziyada hai hai dw

welcome to my life?
Hellu zi aap toh muze bhul gayi hai
dm raat ko 
Nooo mai apko kesa bhul sakthi hu
Tere jese vella ni hu 
Chera gulabi

Aisa
Africa

Mujhe toh bhul skti
ππππ
Total gaming
Ye hai bandi s
Abe lawde
Tere type ki hai 
matlab
iss type ki hai kya
Bacardi ne banadi jodi
π€π€π€


Bsdke ghost ping


Kon bhai
Hm

me to mai tha
teri jhant ko gubbare k dhaga banake uthadunga
Dunga?
tu h
Tu ldki h
to tu kya meri nurse h

π· sb janna h is bhadwe ko
I hate this guy fr
Bigender hai
Mene tuje paida kia
GenV nhi dekha kya
lauda lauda laudi
c m ki katori
Bi gender
π«π»
Jo do gender ho jaate hai
Ladke pregnant nhi hote
Depend on their mood

sexless
Bi gender
mera baap hua tha --- tu
ok gen m dalle

tu b bi gender
kabhi chkka kabhi chkki
Unka bra sizekitna h
koin i jhukna hi to h
Tu sach m ladki h??
Bra to a b c d m hote h
@viscid ivy teri weakness

fr
happy new year loray
β€οΈβ€οΈ
I thought i was dreamin when you said u love me
Sambiyana k chop
Sem2u lode
mare khapa khop
baiyan me fasi ke saiya
marlo ghapa ghop ghop


Ye dusra gana hai bc
Bhojpuri song
aur ek vo sunny dancer wala
Raja Raja
saiyan humri
Demm Sunny dancer to international ho gaya
Yogi se bhi zyada famous

achaa
Only for samay raina
apko badha pta h
pink bby
Zakir Khan ki gf dekhi hai kabhi 
Ussi ne shuru kiya tha na ye
Muje kya voh kala h

BBC
Dawg
Yar pink colour ke kapde kitne ache hote
Can a dawg see a ghost


To minor bhi dominating hoti h
mane to nhi dekhi
merepe ke b dress pin kni h
Mene dekhi h
Kya likha h
kisiki maiyat k
Achha kya kar lia dekha k bhi
Apco meri yaad ni aati
pink
Mere p pant saree black
to sari black kyu leta alag alag le
Pink to hooddie h mere pe
pant nhi skirtl e
Yaha imaandaari chalat hai babuu
usne dilai nhi
is saal b kisi k sath hoodie match ni ki
Sab pe work karte h black pant
Nhi toh Ghar pe chal ke sutti babu
to ek ko bar bar pehano
Ooo hi
me ek same kapda firse nhi leti

if i hav black pant , then i would next buy a skirt , long skirt , mini skirt, plated skirt , lower waist skirt , baloon skirtt
Mar gaya mai billi billi aankhieyaa mai tere
oh jogger ()

s
Skool skirt yaad aaggi
pta ni larkiyo m to nhi h
scl me meri frock thi
Areee
Hii
Aankhien uski Taal
π scl m sala baddie thi abhi bhosdi ban gyi hu
Sabse comfortable h voi
stocking wale socks pehan k jati thi
Ye sala kartik din bhar
aur ab chappal pehanti hu
47 fireee kareeee
Patli patli kamar wo uski
Frock skirt ek hi cheez h ih
thodi p lun khair kare
Aankhien uski
abe suar
Fr ek hi h
@floral briar 
nhi h skirt m upar ka ni hota frock m upar ka hota h
tu mat hi khola kar muh
juda hua
Oohhh haaan
tu khola kr muh
m lun dunga
chutiya server hai
tere mu m
Right
gandu
Frock m boobies hide hote h
You take the man out of the city
Skirt m shirt pehni padti h
bsrike frock m lun hide kru teri
Abey lawdi
dar lga ,, ab so mar
aj mere 3k rupe dost n lelie
ab pta ni kab dega

socha tha is bar aditya k convert m jaungi
Skirt uncomfortable h
Imagination m hi uncomfortable
(idk but mere pe ek leather skirt h usko pehanke maut ati h )
yes bro thts why wear skorts
tennis skorts r fkin comfy
i lov em
Ooo alt aya hai
Bccc leather skirt wtf

Skorts?
hn vo stretchable n hoti mere chote nunu m fas jati
Search Krna ldega
shorts+skirt
Ohhh fuck
=skort

kyuki fashion teri gan k ched se gehra h
Muje lgta th tennis m unke neeche kya h
Wtf?..

Ladka reh gaya
shorts divider

unnati k baad ladki banta
Voi voi muje lgta th ye kesi skirt h porn m to alag hoti h
π π
Unnati kya hai
(chootad)
ππ

π€ chuttad ke liye koi achi cream bata
hindi m chindi ho
π azelaic acid
or u need a lube
?
so azax ka ata h
free bottle ajayegi massager k sath
Gora banana h
durex ka exp h
Convent 
abe
ye muje kya pta
roz sang mar mar ghista reh
shyd hojaye
π€ vaise nice idea abhi socha mne b
meri b kohni kaali h ghisti hu
Ceta fill?
i tried bro its not good
@frozen dew
Voh mositure ke liye h fir Puri gand geeli geeli rahegi
nah infection hojayega
pr tuje gan gori kyu krni h
who s gona fuc u from back
and why r u so gay
Ohh and pubic hair ke liye oil?
Ajtak face care ni kiya or ye gand care karrhe
me kya tera gupt rog wala admi hu

ameer hoga gan ka pakoda
bhai mere frnds b muje ameer bolte h
kyuki m hand cream aur foot cream alag alaag h
ap meri kissi lo din m do bar
pink hojaog
Hmm

Ladkiyo ko ye sab pata hota h chupa ke rakhti h taaki ladke unki tarah na dhikne lage aur fil unki market value ghir jaegi
Fir free ki date
Aur gifts nhi milenge

Abey ye ladka hai barwe

Catfish achi karlete hoo
bhai me sundar dikti to mera b hot banda hota
sb genetics ka khel h
Hmm
Bheju tere bf ko ye

Free ke gifts band ho jaenge tere fir

pr usko m kyu hot lgti hu
rreal bhai
Height lambi h teri
larke andhe hote h
Lambi ladkiyan hoti achi h
abe use m sundar lgti hu
nah but vo 6ft h
abe avg hu
mustandi lgti h
yas
Aap kitne ke hoo
5'4
Karthick
Muje sex thodi Krna h uske sath
bye
Thodi bhav idher bhii

Hatt
I m short
How much
Hard bro
I m shortest
What hard?
Hmm
Sixxxx seveeennnn
dono gatthe bkl muje bhaw denge

abe tum mera bhaw lene layak ni ho
shawty hi kehde
Isse bare minimum princess lgta hoga

yay
ππ
atleast bache baune na ho to tere jaisa bauna banda ni ptaya
bauna lend
lendi
htt
thoo
chii
aychii
achipuchi
Biology padleti to aaj corporate nhi karna padta
bye khudahawasi
hi
hello
how are you sir
good
Hi Dhawal
Kaisa chalra transformation
Major missing @modest fulcrum @graceful arch
Akela ko kon miss karta hai
Aww
Apki bht jada aati h
aao na sexsux karte h
srizuuu
Good. Just got a viral video in. Applied to some jobs
jobs
Dhawal ameer h
Kaise ho yaar
Uhuh I see
Proof mitaane bolte to wo kardeta
Par aapne to proof maang liya
Did u reach??
Yes zi












