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Muje esa kyu lag rh h women already dominate kar rhi h but voh hume batana nhi chahti agar pata chal gaya to equality ho jaegi

Ye kya bol dia
They are bro
Mujhe bhi nhi pta mene kya likha
It just a random 3am thought ignore it
kyaa chiz
It was my early morning reality check a week ago
Muje hit to hua yaar ye voh bass show kar rhi h h ki men r dominating but they r not ig
moshi moshi ๐
Deep down all know but somehow people disagree
Kem cho
Mazama bhai
Ofc
Aur nutan varsha nu plan shu che ???
Hum kya hume to pata hai
Jo aap bolo
Kyaa
Tune jitni quality ginwai h re chori
Tne is chore bs haryana me milenge
Haryana Roadways mein
Mane khabar se
Nthg decided yet
Same Bhai koi maja karis plan hi nathi
N u?
ias chkke ki tuu iklauti psnd
Nathi
kyuki gan mari to lakho paaye
laut k chkke ghar ko aye
bhai nashedi sare choona bhatti m ghop ghop kro
@ivory pilot 50 id se aake apna kala lendi muh mt dikaya kr
CHOotad !
Hello ๐
tame piano class join karo ,
Maza aavse!
๐ฎ
helo
walekum pranam
aj mummy jldi sogyi to chupke se dc open krlia
Kya plan new year nu
Itni jaldi
vrna ye log muje padhne bitha dete h
hn unko thandi lggyi h
Oh
sookjha new year
4-5 din baad manaung new year
Abhi bhi
School main hai kya
vo mei thora bahar agyi hu
but condition aiasi hi h
Hmm Achi baat hai
han kopche m new year
zzz
Zzz
apki biwi bani ki nhi
New city ??
mhm are me na dadu k agyi hu mumy ki chutti hogyi h na
Kya karegi dekh kar
Acha hai
fir next sunday hi free hoga vo to usk sath jaungi ghoomne
Vichar karunga
ab apne lie kya new year yaar jo din masti kro vo new year mera to
baaki new year pr mandir m program hoga thoosne jaungi
(ahem han)
idhar kyu bolre ho
are vo meri wajah se party krne ni jara
Bas
usne plan ni banaya
aur bencho mera achanak plan bangya
๐ญ
vo muje dagabaz bolra
Struggles
Bolega hi naa

๐
but ab kya kro
mene bola me next surprise date p lejaungi teko
maza ayega
๐คค aise bolke set krlia
Family bhi important hai
(card to hai mere pas uska)
Ullu to nahi ban Rahi tu usko
han abhi vaise b gajar ka halwa banra h
Khao Khao
Mai noodles ๐ kha ra
nah nah lejaungi na
mera dost ka hi cafe bar hai usme pool sa h beech m
usse bolke table book entry free krwadungi
baaki khane k to dene part h paise
sala harami dost h
Chalo acha hai
yap
Bichara khush ho jayga
nahi nahi insta pr bangya same city se h na
Ye best friend hote hi aise hai
vo apne cafe ki reel dalta tha
e
๐ aisa kaisa bestf hai jo ajtk ni deka mne
are uska cafe kafi bada famous h kafi nam h mne suna
Tune banaya tuje pata
but kabhi jana na hua
mhm mera sirf dost h
umar b ni pta meko to
pta ni apke jitna uncle ho

Aisa kya
Behaviour se hoga to sahi hai
tumhe pta h mene dc ke around 10 12 logo se milchuki hongi
<@&700414488351866981> @the_bouje.e auto unmute nhi hua iska 2-3 gnte se mute h
nah thopde se na nikle
abe dalal h kya
Phir toh hawan hoga tera
koi mute h to ghar m gajar ka halwa chare
sala
Mera bhi nhi ho rh th kal humesha ke liye mute rahega
Sahi mein
yep
๐ค 1 bhai h bss

@golden ermine

Badhiya hai

Hi
pr maza ata
M apki ...
aur apki salary badhgyi is sal
kitne ki hike hui
hike bolte h
kya bolte h
Kahan yaar
๐ค paise jama krte rho shadi b honi h
sona mehnga hogya h
meri mummy n muje is bar sona lene nhi dia
Chal chal apne liye hai woh
kehti bhut mehnga h
Chandi bhi
shiit apni chaati p leke maroge
Donate karke
vo to humpe bhut h hum log bechege ab
kyuki mere papa k business m chandi m gift nikalti h
Bhot accha natak karher ho red flag baddie banneki
๐ค im deaf n blind sarr
theeke bhosdi

ab chuprehle
Jo unpadh hai unko
bakra ko bakriid pe char lenge
๐ padhti to m b nhi thi but theeke
donation ka paisa ni chiye

Hello
Good ๐
Han koi to utha hi lega
kisi ki jindgi k chitttdee hojaye bencho
aisa bojh banungi maar dalugni
nah nah utha na paaye
sala dab jaye
uski aakhri sanse me vernier calliper se napungi
Waqt aane do sab ka janaja uthaega
meri doli na uthe usse pehle uff
Grammer sikhate vakth girls convent me the kya
Woh to process ka part hai

grammar ?
She/her
๐ bro convent me theeke but aap konse adde wale scl se ho
Heavy is the head
Chii kya jodi hai
Sipi
kya word play h uff
Upar uth Jaa bahut cheeze hai life mein
๐ค
oh ok
U can be my maid
Bhagwan uski raksha karna jiske palle ye ayegi
Ohh accha sed
1 lolipop 2 lolipop 3 lolipop
Hi
lolipop h ki rndi sala
What's up jii??
Kn bored
for whom
Oh because of holidays or something else???
For grandpaa he passed away
Ese hi
ono now pension wont work
Oh phir to usual routine hoga koina
๐ข
ap ki aj chutti thi office ki
hi
Yeah bkl ko abhi marna tha
bhai meko koi b office hi ni bulata me onsite kaam krna chahti hu
Nahi but kam hi nahi tha to wahan bhi timepass kia

isse yaad auya mere dadu ka bday aane wala h
Pehle padh le
are yar me ajkl cooking seekne lgi hu
ab padhne ki jroort nhi h
To kya padhai chodh degi ???
Vo zinda hai 
vaise b padhe sadhu lakhmua
pandit hua na koy
dhai akshar prem ka padhe jo pandit hoy
to me prem ka akshar padhri hu
ofc
...
bencho muje lga tere dadu
sala mere dadu ko kyu marrha
teri maka bhosda aag
Aur aisi bakchodi Jo kare
Wo jeete ji mariyo oye

oyo*
Kahan maut ko srajan se jod rhi ho
๐ค jeete ji jeet gyi
haare haar margyi
lmao
maut to ab ari h
kya thand h rajpal
uff maut hi maut
gaanv m aur tagdi thand padhe h
Bye brb 
Mane khabar se chori
meri tundu andar chli gyi itti thand m
Cya
bye khuda hawas
๐ญ today my sister came to know the lyrics of the song which she used to san the most


haha aur usne regret kia bhutt
after she came to know
ki aange bolta h
maarunga tane daru peeke
haha
Animal
i told her thts the song
ailalala
Mene kaha tha na
yaya
ek uncle daru peeke peetre the
apni biiwi ko
so ,,, how it strted nd i told her this song relates the same
Common hai kya udhar ??
Know she will remember all her life
.... mhm idk its not but humare samne k bagal wala ghar and chat pr peetre the
idk she saw
nah she wont
she s nonchalant
Shame yaar
Ye hota kon saare fictional character only hote hai
hn vo upar thi she saw and she told me n my mom , mne deka ye vo and interestingly she was telling us the whole context
haah
haha
Bachi hai na isliye
๐ค idk but kuch logo ko farq ni parta kya hora h aaspaas
may b
m to sadist hu thori si meko b farq ni parta
Padta sabko hai they don't overreact
sala apna deko kis kis ka deko
But deep down sab ko padta hai
han vhi apne me raho ,,, liv ur lyf
aware hote h farq ni parta
ik abt allllll these , but i wont care until it will strt in my family
cuz overall i care abt my family , dusre k ghar m kya hora kya krna
That's the one thing
mera bf ek bat bolta h
agar ek bar hath uth gya to bar bar uthta h
Usme to jyada risk hai
islie vo muje nhi marta lmao
Sleep watch
It's a good thing
but this is true , ek bar himmat krke uthado to bar bar insan nhi sochta marne se phle
You should have just left me on read
Now you have left me upset
Sorry ๐ bro ๐
up , haryana its too common ig
Wo to hai you allow once and regret lifetime
Koina AAP pizza kha lena
Bhai wo khud apne paiso se khayege aap bhi kha sakte ho apne paiso se
Aap khaoge?
Bargser
mne khaana chordia h
apne paiso ka
Meilikukur
Na bhai abhi noodles khaye hai thanks for asking
๐ข
u rlucky
Ye to bahut pehle hona tha
i hav medcal issues i cant eat junk
๐ค bc kaisi b ho iska ghamand h ajtk kisi ka ek paisa ni khaya fr
Khud bhi to gajar ka halwa kha rhi hai i
are ghar ka bro
What about dollars ๐ฐ
emra cholestrol badh gya h to bahar ka mana h
By doc or by mom ??
(actually Riyal)

Habibi
are bahar ka thoosne se
beech m jyada hogya tha
test krwaye to ldl badhgya h
aur prediabitic b hogyi hu
so sugar aur junk dono band
ghar ka we cant avoid to less amt m sb kuch
abi hi maut agyi budhape m kya dekungi
Are yaar mein party Dene wala tha
jawani m nhi khapari m to
Koina
party m to ajaungi
diet coke peeskti hu chill h
bs khaungi ni

aur londe ayemge kya ?
Ganne ka juice
Bye take care ๐
Han kuch couples
bye
aarti ji hie
Hmm
Kab khilare ho ๐ฅบ

Hmm
Can you answer this? There are 10 people in a room, you go in and kill 8 of those 10, how many people actually remain in that room?
๐ญ๐ญ
Kaiseo?
bruh don't talk to me in this degen lingo
11
This aint degen at all
please
that is very 'child who's never been to school'
Wait wrong ques let me correct
lol
If we are considering dead bodies too
Then 10
If not, then 2
Cuz, a carcass โ people
a soul is what identifies someone's identity
With no soul, it's nothing but a bio matter
Huh
Can you answer this? There are 10 people in a room, you go in and kill 8 of those 10
Hmm
Naa, I left the room btw, after killing
4 case banege bhai
And dead bodies r considered as ppl
hmm
Ab real question h
3
Answer
Dead bodies โ People
I'll stick with 11 because I'll sit with my victory

Huh
The answer is ban Kartik 
and the tied up people remaining people
Can u answer?
Yes u can
Muje laga aap khilaoge
they ain't running away from me
Thand jaa rahi โน๏ธ
so 11

Madarchod 
kartik mera lund lelo

Bhadwe logo ki kami nii hai, I shall leave this sv too
muh kholo
English padle pehle


kya mast matches chal rahe
dayum

Kya bolgya
Btw
Btw
Btw
Btw
Btw
Motiyabind hai usey
Bccc
maine uski aankhein padhne ko rukh kiya, wo muh pher ke chala gaya 
lund lele
@heady thunder in
lavde

ullu ko date krrhi thi kya
ullu ghoorta hai
honestly owls are very fun
Mike Tyson bhi ghoorta hai
they act like cats
Uska motiyabind notice hi nhi kia, kyuki mai to uske maathe pe lagi bindi ko dekhkr kho gya tha
+1
Laal wali naa
mene ullu ki reels boht dekhli, abb meri feed me
Kutta, billi, kauuyaa, ullu
Yeh sab aate hai
Meri ek theory h
koi bhi chlegi
bhulja
Itni garibi
Muje esa kyu lag rh h women already dominate kar rhi h but voh hume batana nhi chahti agar pata chal gaya to equality ho jaegi
aap, kyu meri gend maarhe ho
aisa kyaa
yeh to mai socha tha, fir ek ladki ne manipulate krdia


Aur abb mai, naa hi misogynist hu, naa hi feminist
Abb mai gemini hu
Lekin tu toh virgin tha
same
Sorry Virgo*
M kanpur hater
Life ne mera rep krdia hai
Life delhi se hai
Google krke aata hu 

Par tu to gemini h
He bhagwan
Kesa hai yeh

latin word for Virgin
Astrologer bkc
Mene to gpt kia abhi m kitne kilo khana kha skta hoon
teri chachi gemini lode
Mai to Aries hu
Wohi bhai mere cheeze bouncer jati hai tujhe
Gemini meta AI h lode
Kahan se hai phir ??
16w_tubelight for a reason
kon?
Promotion

Arrreeee, mujhe laga raashi-yog dekh rha
Private account hai dallle
Toh halogen Bano 100W ka
Nhi, plutonium ka tatta bann jaata hu
Mujhe jor se gira dena

Muje kya usse meri kundali m to likha h m hustler hoon pehle chudunga fir cwazy krunga aur ye bhi likha h mere baal chle jaenge jldi umar m
Contact @sweet storm for that
Sarkari ka chatra hoon
Hagte hu baat kr rha hoga
Chudega tu
Bss
Jealous mat ho

thanks
Next time acha krna
That's what she said
time bomb
Samay x Abdul
She? She was the most beautiful person
She was my oxygen
She was my Deadpool
She
....
To be continued
Chup ๐ก
Ajeeb loda hai yeh, fass jaata hai
That's what she said
Uhmm
Otay 

I am quite only
Quiet hota h bache 
Khi bhi chipak jati thi
Yeah whi
My great grandmother she just passed away bro
U r not a human

I'm robot

Mai AI hu
Agle saal se gaali dena band
Wassup guys
Rajma chawal
Baithak kub baitha rhe fir @compact heath @limpid frigate
Rajma Chawla
Dude my great grandmother just passed away and a guy dhurandar bandar is making fun of her death
Raat ko onli

Late night boy
Aajaunga preachings lene sarkar
Abhi din ho rha 
Main to 3 baje utha soke din mein
Mere liye to dopeher hori


She died because of y'all
Dadi ki kya age thi
Sinners bhi achhi movie thi
Mat kar @acoustic beacon
๐
102
I miss kartik bhai ki dadi ๐ฅ

Chlo ni karta 
Thank you
I hope she lives another life
Why are you talking about your dead G on discord ๐ญ๐ญโ๐ป
Great grandmother**
102 abeey itni saal jina bhot badi baat hai
Kartik teri kya age h
17
Yes voh healthy bhi thi par pata nhi kese
Minor
Bhai kab tak chahta hai to ki vo jeeti
Koina bache
She left her word of vain and suffering for peace โ๐ป
But memories unke sath itna time spend kia ab achanak se kabhi nhi mil paunga une
Ek din tu bhi chle jayega ๐ฅบ๐ฅ

Yes yaar bura to lagta hai
But it's a part of life
Mbhi
M bhi
Main jaake wahan durga chaat bhandar dhund lunga
Itni intazar kyu karna
Abhi kar lete hai
Samuhik intekal
Unhi ne muje atheist banna shikaya
??
Yes voh atheist thi humare pure Ghar m
Naastik banaya?
Oo le
Lekin ye tu yha kyu btarha 
Sab unke khilaaf hi the
If u r not jokin rest in peace
Just expressing my feelings
Discord is the last place to discuss all this
Sryyyy
Fuck off bro u r still making fun
Yarrr
Kisi ke dm mein kar at least
Resistance hi
I m blocking u
Sryyy
๐ญ
Soryyy
๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Abe


Buccalbuddhiya
Uk I don't have real friends
We got ppl discussing dadi death on dc before.. 
Are you...๐ฐ
Ok as ur wish
Yes jox ban jayega apka bor
Peace to her

Yes
Fake
๐
โ๐ป
Victory
Reat in peace (seriously)
๐




Bander is so insensitive ๐ฅบ๐ฅ
Mai takatwar lohg k sath hu

Mera mtlb kids tha
Circumcised
Bc muje trust issues hai yar
Hmm

Jus bcz of this mothe rfu ker
Dhurandar bandar i m leaving this srv good bye
Khude*
Ara
๐ญ
Abe

sry broo
Oh yayy ww
Mujhe trust issues smjhado
Dhurandar bandar congrats

Okayyy
Kopi kitab leke baith
Trust funds m ghapla hona
Oka
๐
Bc fr leave kardiya
Hna ๐ญ๐ญ
Hello kya scene
You did him wrong fam
Bc sorry bolde usko
Blew his shi off
Inam sorrry
acha
He was feeling low ig 
Abeyyyy
Dil pe leleta hai vo
Sach me svr leave kardiya
Cheezon ko
Baccha hai
Bacha hai

Shhhhhh

Baccha to h
Chii yar
Shhhhhh
Kya hai
๐
Nhi
Hmm
Love story ban jayegi
Karan Johar ki
๐คฉ
Film mein
Turu lobe

Feature hoga
Hmm
๐these ngas 2 faced
Rom com banegi

Artery shush
Sardiyo mein dono hi nahi dhote
Shhhhhhh
Wtf
Spam alert aa jayega firse
Sailant sailant sailant
I will bring him back
๐ช๐ป
Zinda

Aise nhi bolte yawr
U are bad

shakaboom
๐คธโโ๏ธ
Moving like hulk from endgame
Wad hepn
i used to love that pencil omg
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐
for some reason
Ok
strawberry shawarma
oath
Do you have that pencil oath
Maybe your feeling low today
he died 
Its alright sip spme water and rest
i did
Us ne block kardiya 
i woke up pissy
Ofc
After what you've done
It's
Haww
Ab use
oo lore
Tu bejh usse
what did bhandar do
Leets mek
Mere taraf sw
Ahhh kuch ni
Ki baat Manta hai vo
๐ฅบ
artery dyk the lore
Ots slur
Hello
Me
Usse bol
Rae ko bolo @acoustic beacon
U do
slur?
Wgy
blur is a good band
@woven swallow kya aap apne preyaa mitr ko msg bej sakte
Hi

wiggy wiggy
They had a fight and bander anused his dead granmda i guess๐ฐ
they who
Req bhejdi vaise maine use
kyu kon
I feelblike bandar and balakbuddji
Ye log uski dadi ka mazak udare the rae 
@woven swallow
kya active hogya bhai ye dead server
Great grandma

She dies
kiski
Died
๐ฅ

Thor maa goat
De bad
aw
Kill em
Kartik bechara 
kiski dadi ka mzak udadia
oacha
Karthick
mass block hojaye bandar ka
Bander tujhe unblock kardiya usne
folks call him apologize and give him time
How much time
Nass block
I am sorry @frozen dew
@woven swallow
kaisan ba
naas holiya
mohit doesn't deserve an apology wtf
thinba
arey but
abhi mne ek
Mera
bot crazy vdo dekhi
Vein better
@cobalt wyvern namaskram
@frozen dew I'm truly sorry for what I said about your grandmother. It was insensitive, cruel, and completely out of line. There's no excuse for making fun of someone you've lost, especially family who meant so much to you. I regret it deeply and I understand if you're hurt or angry. Please forgive me.

Nice
"mb gng"
My bad
Wat
Abe ye kabutar bada cute hai vese

that guy saw his grandma pleasing herself
or bande ko trauma hogya
ro rha tha vdo mai
Konsi
๐ญ๐ญ๐
you can freely cuss at him imo
jo abi btai
Ha mene bhi dekha h ๐ญ๐ญ
same
Okay kisi aur ke sath mat karna agar koi tumse friendly hoke cheeze bata rh h to and meri bhi glti h batana nhi th
Wo traumatised tha
haina ik
Sahi baat hai
โคโคโคโคโค
@analog cloak slur๐คฌ๐คฌ
yaar ye artery b apni dadi ka mzak bnata hai
Okay bro โฅ ab sab sahi hai btw sorry again


Tuje kese pata

India cheene bhai bhai
ye mohit doctor kabse bann gaya
maybe that's the wrong mohit
mne lgai na isliye
๐ญquestioning life choices wala moment
Giggi agyi
Hein
Bachchi h bhaiya vo, abhi mental health kharab ho jayegi uski ๐ฆ
Nhiii htt jhuth bolri yeh mam

eyerollingmoaning๐ฐ thoda trauma to mujhe bhi hogya ngl
oh he's the right one
Ohh my bad
pura time online
sai block hua tha
Abe
Block incoming
Abe meri balcony mai betha tha uski baat karrhun vese tere pfp mai kauaa hai

Hassi
abhi apologize kiya hai bhai tune

sigh
sharm ni hai isko
Yeh kuch toh bolna chah ra๐๐๐
Gigggi set hogyi 
fakiu
he dum
Tf tumne dadi kb dekhi
funsies
Oh gg yayyy
sory madam we donโt tolerate
art you're replying to ancient texts
kartik type krte krte chla gya ๐
No cant be us fs
isokay
muje lga mere kauwe ko cute bola ๐
Koi bhi darr jaye dadi ko aise dekh kr ๐ญ
Cute to hai par apka kauaa kutiya ke dhudh ka paneer khata hai 
hmare ya aisa nai hota ๐
we're secure
Tereko becha tha kya uske kauwe ne
apne kab deka
Vein better
issok
Ha humare geand prent jldi grounded hojate h

meri hi kutiya thi
Vein dekhega ?
aksually unko exposure ni milta
artrey dikha de
I am fine


im the final boss


