general-chat

[rancid hazel]

Pagal hai aise hi ping karta hai

[spiral minnow]

Kj kaha rehta h aajkl

[rancid hazel]

Done done

[spiral minnow]

Oo job?

Smexy

[viscid ivy]

teri yaad yaad yaad mein

tadpe jiya

[rancid hazel]

WhatsApp karna baad mein free hoke

[viscid ivy]

o bawariyan

[silver heath]

unhi?

u call her unhi?

[viscid ivy]

mai kitna tanha tanha lonely lonely tere bin

[silver heath]

that is so cute...

[rancid hazel]

Done

[viscid ivy]

are you a female or a male

[silver heath]

😭😭😭
cuteeeee

[silver heath]

yes why

[viscid ivy]

ha

bs

pata chal jata hai

[silver heath]

aree

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

vc?

Kya hai

[silver heath]

ohhh

[viscid ivy]

Nahi yawr kal ya parso

[silver heath]

kyun

[viscid ivy]

ek toh mic off rakhti h

fir bhi dhang

hat

[golden agate]

Dee dee tera dewar deewna

Haye raam sabse puche

Are you female?

[viscid ivy]

Mann nahi hai abhi

dewar bhi badiya daru hai

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

are ni

[golden agate]

Darubaaz

[silver heath]

Hmm

[viscid ivy]

wo usne aap bolne ko cute kaha

toh laga female he hogi

[golden agate]

Achha

[viscid ivy]

ladke to nahi he karenge aisi baat

matlab thik hai waise to

[golden agate]

Hume sikha riya hai

[viscid ivy]

mai bas confirm krrha tha

[viscid ivy]

achha loray

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

@modest jackal achha hua

[golden agate]

@frozen dew

[viscid ivy]

[wraith jetty]

mere airbuds pani me gir gye

[golden agate]

achha

[viscid ivy]

achha hua

[wraith jetty]

ab pehenne me dar lgrha

[viscid ivy]

ek baar mera phone pani me gir gaya tha

[viscid ivy]

chawal me daal do

[wraith jetty]

bartan dhote hue gaane nhi sunne chaiye

[viscid ivy]

gionee ka tha

mai 8th me tha tab shayad

[viscid ivy]

[wraith jetty]

kya?

[viscid ivy]

konsi brand ke the

[viscid ivy]

earbuds

[wraith jetty]

boats

boat*

[viscid ivy]

waterproof ni hai kya

[golden agate]

Dem

[wraith jetty]

pta nhi

[golden agate]

Boat to sabko thug raha hai

[viscid ivy]

dekho na box pe likha hoga

[viscid ivy]

boat ke sirf soundbar thode thik hain

[wraith jetty]

agar me pehen lu aur mere kaan me blast hojaye toh

[viscid ivy]

matlab usable

spykar ka hai mere pas ek wo bhi achha hai

[viscid ivy]

mat pehno

bech do

[wraith jetty]

mere paas bose k wired hai lekin uska ek khrab hogya

[golden agate]

[wraith jetty]

3 saal chale hai

[viscid ivy]

rocket singh dekhna h

[wraith jetty]

[viscid ivy]

bose

matlab

[wraith jetty]

woh vir das wali

[wraith jetty]

brand hai

[viscid ivy]

pata nahi

[wraith jetty]

subhash chandra bose ka

[viscid ivy]

acha

[wraith jetty]

4 saal pehle bohot mehenge khareede the

[golden agate]

[wraith jetty]

dinnr hogya?

[golden agate]

nahi

yours

[wraith jetty]

nhi

wait krrha

[golden agate]

Kiska

[wraith jetty]

bhuk ka

[golden agate]

Nice try

[wraith jetty]

aur kon hai life me

[golden agate]

something is fishy

but I just can't prove it

[wraith jetty]

[golden agate]

Chalo me chalta

[north palm]

kaha chal rhe

teddy dar ling

[vestal dome]

Oo kyu kya hote h

@north palm

[astral cosmos]

Lust

[vestal dome]

Hello zi

[astral cosmos]

Kya haal

[north palm]

hi lostuuu ro kyu rhe ho

[vestal dome]

11:11 make wish

[vestal dome]

Good you?

[spiral minnow]

Oo hota hai ig

[vestal dome]

nhii i am happi hruu

[vestal dome]

achaa

[north palm]

mai bhi thik

[astral cosmos]

Tu good to me bhi good

[north palm]

2nd day khtm?

[vestal dome]

Wot you doing

[vestal dome]

Yes

[north palm]

bas scrolling

reels

[north palm]

pix

[spiral minnow]

ABHI9AV — 23:12
@lostt yaad aagyi :ArmaanThinking:

[spiral minnow]

haan...ssup btw

koi tuze yaad kr rha

[vestal dome]

wowwwwww

[spiral minnow]

11:11 dekh ke

[vestal dome]

kal bhejti

Tored

[north palm]

okiee

[vestal dome]

Bde

Single

Se lga rha

[spiral minnow]

[north palm]

aap muze leke hi ni gye

[vestal dome]

New yr plans?

[vestal dome]

next trip apke sath

[spiral minnow]

ntg...ghar pe hi rahunga

[vestal dome]

kyu

[spiral minnow]

urs?

[vestal dome]

No daru?

[vestal dome]

Nothing special with family onli

[north palm]

less go ly

[crisp frost]

Thodi de daru mere andar a gye

[spiral minnow]

wo sbh nhi pita

[vestal dome]

[tiny night]

kyu agyi

[vestal dome]

Cocaine?

[vestal dome]

[spiral minnow]

no daru?

[crimson karma]

lostdiii

🫦

[crisp frost]

Pyar hodu si

[tiny night]

[vestal dome]

last 2 din se hogyi

[vestal dome]

[hollow bramble]

Bhulya jag bas yaad hai tu

[crisp frost]

Khendi hundi si

[vestal dome]

[spiral minnow]

naah

[vestal dome]

Sexsux?

[spiral minnow]

sahi h yr enjoy

[crisp frost]

Jaag bhuliye a ja re tere jesa na koi

[glossy ice]

Teri nazrein 👀 mujhse 🥰 kya kehti 🥺 hain 🤲

[vestal dome]

Exam h Monday ko

[hollow bramble]

🕺

[spiral minnow]

naah...movie dekh lunga

[crisp frost]

Na hasiya na suhani kahi

[spiral minnow]

still enjoy

[vestal dome]

@tiny night tu wapus kab jaa rha

[frosty flame]

Bhai no motivation

[tiny night]

pata nhi

[vestal dome]

tu bhi kr saktha h

[glossy ice]

Log 😎 hain 🤓 zaalim 😈 bade 😔

[vestal dome]

Kyu

[hollow bramble]

Bhulya jag bas

[spiral minnow]

letsee hota h ya nhi

[glossy ice]

Pal 🍆 pal 🍆 jeena 😔

[vestal dome]

[spiral minnow]

wroom wrom

[crisp frost]

[chilly socket]

@balmy garden helloo ji helloo

[hollow bramble]

Kya hua yarra

[crisp frost]

Wrong lyrics

[glossy ice]

Oh mennu 🙈 lut 🤭 le gaya 😍

[tiny night]

pata nhi

[cinder steppe]

wassup guys

[vestal dome]

[hollow bramble]

Error 404 not listening to the song

[spiral minnow]

gtg gn

[north palm]

@cinder steppe gud morni

[vestal dome]

Sojao

[spiral minnow]

[vestal dome]

soja bye

[crisp frost]

Error 401 porñ ruined you

[vestal dome]

dhoka

[cinder steppe]

digital detox le rha...sub server chorh die except this

[spiral minnow]

office ka kaam krke game khelunga

[hollow bramble]

Error 404 life not found

[north palm]

never ap ko to roz bolta

[spiral minnow]

sat kon sota hai

[vestal dome]

Okieokie

[glossy ice]

Dhura dhurandhar dekhi bhaii

[vestal dome]

yep

[hollow bramble]

Mast joke tha

[cinder steppe]

yes

[crisp frost]

Error 401 life is a simulation

[spiral minnow]

bbye

[vestal dome]

[chilly socket]

hello

[spiral minnow]

wroom wroom

[vestal dome]

Bye tc

[spiral minnow]

[glossy ice]

Mera name padho bhaiya 🤭

[crisp frost]

Hiee

[north palm]

@analog cloak

[spiral minnow]

u too

[hollow bramble]

Error 420 life hi dhokhebaaz hai

[hollow bramble]

Pyaari samjh gayi

[vestal dome]

Baki dono kha h!

?

[crisp frost]

Error 440 dhokebaaz to woo thi

[glossy ice]

[vestal dome]

[north palm]

kya pta sab busy

[vestal dome]

@north palm aaj bhi 2 beers and 1 vodka down

[balmy garden]

Hi

[vestal dome]

[outer gale]

[balmy garden]

@spiral minnow vc aja

[glossy ice]

Mera 😁 name😍 dekho 🤭

[vestal dome]

Aagya billa

[hollow bramble]

Error 69 kabhi mili hi nai woh

[north palm]

itna mat piyo yawr
mere bina

[crisp frost]

Error no 69 for you

[outer gale]

Hey lost

[balmy garden]

Hello

[azure slate]

[vestal dome]

iss saal ki pili abb next yr

[hollow bramble]

Error 007 so you found one ????

[vestal dome]

whyroirou

[glossy ice]

🎃

[vestal dome]

@hollow bramble @crisp frost

[outer gale]

See off krdiya

[vestal dome]

Good

[crisp frost]

Error 401 memory not readable

[outer gale]

[regal lagoon]

@uncut bronze

[spiral minnow]

coming

[glossy ice]

Dhurandhar Billi sounds good 👍

[vestal dome]

Kya kya ghuma?

[hollow bramble]

Error 999 @vestal dome ko chadh gayi

[outer gale]

Dm dekh

[vestal dome]

[vestal dome]

Oki

[ocean anchor]

[hollow bramble]

Lag rha hai

[glossy ice]

Dhurandhar Aurat 🤭🤭 suits u

Change karlo, I'm making a cult

[north palm]

@outer gale suar sale

[regal lagoon]

Bhakkk

[crisp frost]

[spiral minnow]

squad 1 mai goddi lelo

[north palm]

mardanii aurattt

[hollow bramble]

Error 876 muje maaf karne om sai ram

[glossy ice]

Plz change karlo didi

Aapko dekh ke aapka bf bhi change karlega 🤲😔

[regal lagoon]

sagguuu

[crisp frost]

[outer gale]

Bol

[hollow ore]

kyu du mai duya ki meri umar tumhe lag jaye,kya pata mera akhri din ho aur tumhare L lag jaye

[north palm]

caseo

[regal lagoon]

apne gand me rakhle mere bf ko

[north palm]

kuch ni bas wo bolna tha

[hollow bramble]

Aur kesa chal rha hai ??

[glossy ice]

Ek Din Cult banaunga

Aur Pakistan ko khatam kardunga

[regal lagoon]

Mauz me aap btao

[glossy ice]

Petrol hai petrol.... ⛽

Pathaani lagti hai

[north palm]

mai bhi badhiya hu

filhal

[crisp frost]

Sab changa ig aap batao

[hollow bramble]

Bas kat rhi
Pta nahi decode kab hogi lyf

[glossy ice]

Aur bhai panda 🐼

[glossy ice]

Dhurandhar Drop also sounds good 👍😇

[crisp frost]

Jo pehelio mai jeene mai maza hai woo normal life gine mai kaha

[hollow bramble]

Jawab ki talash me bhatkana kab tak

[crisp frost]

Badhiya sab

[hollow bramble]

Ok

[glossy ice]

Mujhse poocho na
Main kaisa hoon

[crisp frost]

Jawab milne pe sawal badal jiyaga

[prime ledge]

fd

[glossy ice]

Namastey Arpita didi 😇

[hollow bramble]

Oho look who's here..

[uncut bronze]

Hanji paaji kidda

[prime zinc]

[hollow bramble]

Ya phir sawaal hi mukar jayega

[prime ledge]

hi

[prime ledge]

kaiseo

[pale badger]

Hi

[hollow bramble]

Good good
Long time
Tu kesi hai ???

[uncut bronze]

Achiya

[glossy ice]

Dhurandhar dekhi didi 😇?

[uncut bronze]

Aap con

[prime ledge]

mast hu mai to
aap kaha gayab

[prime ledge]

aap muze copy cyu carte ho

[uncut bronze]

Mne kab kia copii

[hollow bramble]

Idhar Kahan aata hai ab koi me to roj aata hun phir chala jata hun

[crisp frost]

Sawal ka jawab jab milta hai tab lagta hai shiyad mila na hota to thik rehta box ke bahar nikal tae hi nhi to shi rehta

[prime ledge]

yaha kyu aagaye

[uncut bronze]

Aap ke piche agya

🤭

[prime ledge]

lafday pe hote sb to

[glossy ice]

Isra behena pranaam 🥰

[prime ledge]

shoooo dur hato

[frosty flame]

gal sun reshmi garaare vaaliye

[hollow bramble]

Self doubt is the real thing Bhai

[frosty flame]

buha band krle chabaare valiye

[hollow bramble]

Jab me tha tab hotshot pe the

[frosty flame]

mote mote peg laa ke roodi maarka de

ajj kar ke hatan ge kaare

[crisp frost]

Everything is real except hope

[frosty flame]

daaru pi ke

daaru pi ke

maarde gali vich lalkaare sohniye

[prime ledge]

voto leave krdia sbne

[frosty flame]

mehfilaa vich jatt di glassy khadke

[hollow bramble]

Ya bro it's fake as botox

[hollow bramble]

Aisa kya mujhe laga jyada cool log hi hai udhar

[crisp frost]

But botox works

[uncut bronze]

Nai me to nai jaunga

[frosty flame]

daaru pi ke daaru pi ke

[hollow bramble]

Not in a long time bro
Just like hope gives little cheer up

[crisp frost]

Time degrades even humans time is a constant

[hollow bramble]

The only thing that will be there after us is that's time

[regal lagoon]

gu khaa ke aya hai kyaa

[regal lagoon]

Arraaa goodd hai firto

[regal lagoon]

Aaapko bht miss kiya

[regal lagoon]

Haalooo

[frosty flame]

yaari yaara di kite azmaaa li

mitraan da naa chalda ae

[uncut bronze]

Abey jaaa

[crisp frost]

The perception of time is different for all for some they complete their entire birth cycle in a day and for some entire day is like a minute to their existence as a whole

[regal lagoon]

Okyy bby

[frosty flame]

painda bhangraa yaaran naal

chaa jaanda naahio laaya

ni label black chaldi

teri haan di khushi vich naare

label black chaldi

[hollow bramble]

Hmm that's interesting how one can deny taking time for granted???

[uncut bronze]

Vc ayegi suhani bhi h?

[regal lagoon]

Kidhrrr godi leke jaao mujhe waha

[frosty flame]

gal tere utte aaye

das kive seh jaava

koi aakhe tenu maada

kive chup beh javaa

hatth ch donali le ke khad gya jatt

adi utte aaya jatt chhatee inch da

tu tan saadi jind jaan keemti

[uncut bronze]

Abey kya mood swings hore terkooo

[frosty flame]

aave darr na rakaane

jatt launda na bahaane

rakhh hausla tu saade utte

[regal lagoon]

wo bhi yahi bolta hai

[frosty flame]

chhi suru

kis sv ka tag lga liya ye

[regal lagoon]

kaika tag lag gyaa

[frosty flame]

tere utte duleyaa firre

[frosty flame]

"kyaa" likha h jo

@graceful arch laut aao mere jam partner

[uncut bronze]

Aari kya

[frosty flame]

oh dhol jageero da

oh dhol jageero da

paunda fire dhamaal

loki takde ne

[pale badger]

Kese ho yawr

[frosty flame]

badi hairaani naal

🕺

[regal lagoon]

i dont notice aajkal kya hojata hai mere life me, its just happens

Abbey bhej naa kiddvr

[regal lagoon]

Mazzedaaarr aap btao

[frosty flame]

oh loki takde ne

bdi hairaani naal

dhol jageero da

🕺

[tiny night]

[pale badger]

Hi techuuu

[tiny night]

hi

[frosty flame]

oh teri yaad je sataugi te ki karunga

kehndi peg pug laa leya kari

yaad aaunge je shimle de tour balliye

kehndi mann smjha leya karii

saadi zindagi na kida kargi kalol ni

bade yaad aunde tere kitte jhol mol ni

[pale badger]

Kese ho

[frosty flame]

🕺

1.5 sv

note nute na jode bohte

jode yaar bathere ni

[south wasp]

@cloud prism

[frosty flame]

tenu saambh ke mai rakhunga

taan fad leyaa

hoya ki je nachdi di baan fad li

daaka tan ni maareya

chhado ji gussa rehn vi deyo

hi.

any fren?

[robust wyvern]

[robust wyvern]

[pale badger]

Acha

[frosty flame]

aur vaii

[uncut bronze]

[frosty flame]

paa de fulkaari utte bel buttiya

mitran de chaadre te paa ve mor ni

[robust wyvern]

Maine suna aaj tere udhr leopard aya h

[frosty flame]

han

[robust wyvern]

Hizru boi

[frosty flame]

[robust wyvern]

Hiyar

[frosty flame]

bc teko kaise

reel aayi kya?

[robust wyvern]

Aaj aane wala tha udhr dost k paas...uski mummy ne mna krdia ki mt aao

[frosty flame]

bhai parso raat ko barasingha

aur ab cheetah

[uncut bronze]

Vac aaogu

[robust wyvern]

Kab tk ho vac..abhi bahr hu

[frosty flame]

[robust wyvern]

Ye ni pta tha merko

[uncut bronze]

Thadi dar ajao fas fas

[frosty flame]

achha...narrow salwar suit red mundeya

ring vich nag jade sava lakh de

haaye vekh vekh

mundeya di jaan nikl

nikle jado vi jatti agg ban ke

lagge katrina to vi kaim sohniye

kinna vadda paa leya ae vehm sohniye

[prisma marsh]

[long pumice]

Aur bhaiii kese ho mere Pyaare raseeleee tattooo

[solid hatch]

[long pumice]

Ek toh mereko smjh nai aata matlab bhai kya hai ye bhai mai pagal vagal hu kya faltu k harqatein krte rhti

[solid hatch]

Mera nunnu idhar kya kar rha hai

[long pumice]

Mereko aazad hona hai mai bhaag jaungi ek din

[solid hatch]

Wo to sone gya tha

[frosty flame]

nvm

[solid hatch]

[frosty flame]

chup karjaaa kann te maaru

ahh band kari maada jeha sound

[long pumice]

Dekho mai vaha jaha pr rhungi vaha koi dukh nahi hoga aur na koi sukh

Bas mere gaane honge

Aur m naachungi

[frosty flame]

ni jinne vich

[long pumice]

Naachungi nai

[frosty flame]

jinne vich balliye tu saari sajdi

[long pumice]

Mai khud ko psnd krungi self love heheeeer

[frosty flame]

ohne ch taan mitran de boot aunde aa

tera jhute khanda lakk ni

lakk tunoo tunoo

lakk tunoo tunoo

[long pumice]

Matlab na ek chij hai jo lgta h mujhe bhi ajeeb mtlab see ye kaisi baatein hai ye kaisi chijein hai

Haan baatein krta hu mai ab na unke baare m taaki unki yaadein dil m aati na rahein

Haan raatein bharta hu mai khwaab naye dekh k taaki phir se umeed mera hisssa ban sake

Hum toh phir se khush rehne hai lagee

Unse jaake kehdo meri khushiyan nilam na krein , yaadon k makan m chupke ab aur na rahe han unse jaake kehdo is dil ko istamal na krein

Behenchod ye kya gaane sun rhi mai

Mai baddie hu merese bada madarchod aaj tk koi paida nahi hua mai sbse buri hu mai sbka khel khatam krungi

Jo mereko kuch bolega uske body k 78 tukde krke paani m ubalungi aur unke flesh aur bones ko alg krke minced meat banaungi phir patties bana k khaungi

[frosty flame]

khao piyo aish karo mitroooo

dil par kise da dukhaayo naaa

khao piyo aish karo mitrooo

dil par kise da dukhaayo naa

[long pumice]

Han hu mai kharab ky krlega laude teri maa ka bhosda faad kr ghusa jaungi aur teri maa k comee ne naha lungi

[long pumice]

Samjha kya

Han bhai thik hai mai hu madarchod

Ky krega

Layak nahi hu mai kisi bhi chij k thik hai ab apni baaton k guldasta bana kr gaand m bharle apni

Matlab bhai acha tu sun raha hai

Laudee sharam krle madarchod pagalet h kya bhosadpappu gandeshwar

[frosty flame]

gal sun meri kan laa ke haanane @rancid fractal

ni tu jatt di pasnd

[long pumice]

Ek toh bhai legit acha eisa hai kya laude itna maarungi na gaand laal hojayegi teri

[frosty flame]

jatt ne viyaunhi aa

[long pumice]

Dyno gaand m bharle apni language ko

Abe bhai legit ajeeb log hai

Tu hai preshan acha toh reh preshan mereko kya bata rha mai shaanti se gaali sun rhi hu bhai mai kyu gaali sunu but sun leti hu gaali bhai ky baklundi harqat hai , matlab mai khud hi chutiya hu jo shaanti se rehti hu kuch bol nahi paati

Acha mai fake hu haan hu toh ky krlega fake hu toh

Abe bhai itna ghatiya ???

Shaant hu mai kitni shaant rhungi bhai

Shaant reh reh kr dimaag k bhosda Krli hu

Maakicccc daaru

Daaru peeke marjaaa

Bhai mujhe bol rhe acha eisa hai kya

Mai fakeeee hu achaaaaa

Wowwwewwww

[gaunt wagon]

Bro chill

[rancid fractal]

Hi

[long pumice]

Backchodi pelne se sahi nai hota laudee kuch kaam bhi krle

[rancid fractal]

[long pumice]

Ek toh bc ye equality manga hi nahi maine

Han bhai tu hai bada aadmi mai neech hu

[frosty flame]

aa le fad le gaddi di chaabi

[long pumice]

Shaant reh na

[frosty flame]

jatt hogya sharaabi

[long pumice]

Kyu baklundi kr rha

[frosty flame]

metho ho na jaaye khraabi

🕺

[long pumice]

Matlab legit smjh nahi aata mujhe kuch bhi chijein mai kitna shaant rhu kyu shaant rhti hu mai madarchod hu mai kya

[frosty flame]

[long pumice]

Mere paas muh h bolne k liye bolti kyu nai hu mai

Bakchodi krwa lo merese krlungi

But apne liye kuch bolna hoga toh shaant rhungi

Gaali sun lungi

Abe bhai kya chutiya hu mai

Merese bada chodu koina h

[frosty flame]

ni pakkiye kabootariye

[long pumice]

Ajeeb hai sab bhenchod Abe bhai pagal aadmi

Itna kaam kri hu

Kapde bartan jhadu pocha khana banana sb toh kri hu mai

[frosty flame]

london toh aaye vyaapari

natth paa sohne di le gyee

pata nhi crazy kyu vilaayat layi

saariya punjab ch kuvaariyan

[long pumice]

Acha thik hai sun ab tu kya bol rhi hu mai

Abe laude shaant hu mai toh kuch bhi bolega

Bhosadpappu

Sorry sorry'

Itna hyper nai

Dekh yr tu mujhe eise nahi bol skta hai smjh raha hai na tu

Sorry sorry

Tu mujhe eise nahi bol please gaali kyu de Raha hai shaanti se baat krle

Sorry

Bak mujhe gaali

[crisp frost]

Ye

[long pumice]

Madarchod

Sala

Behen k lunda

[crisp frost]

Shy ki atma kis mai a gye

[long pumice]

Mujhe na ajeeb lg raha hai yrr

Kyu bakchodi kr rha ru

Tu

Pagal vagal h kya

Laudee kuch bhi mat bol

Madarchod

Bhosdika bhagwan p maanta hai na tu agr bhagwan rhenge toh teri maut ho jayegi

Behenchod

[crisp frost]

[long pumice]

Marja saale

Mereko preshan nahi ke

[crisp frost]

In God we trust

[long pumice]

Nafrat toh chota sa shabd g

[crisp frost]

In the name of the holy child the mother and thae father

I banish you to hell

[long pumice]

Bhai madarchod hai kya daaru cigarette peera

[crisp frost]

Kam kar gya lagta hai

[long pumice]

Abe bhai mereko nafrat hai

[crisp frost]

Nhi kara

[long pumice]

Ye sbse

[crisp frost]

💀

[long pumice]

Merese nafrat kro sab

Mai madarchod hy

Plan banao aur meri fielding set krdo nai toh insaano ko kaccha chaba jaungi

Kha jaungi sbko

Gaali bako mujhe

Sab

Madarchod hu mai kharab hu kisi k layak nahi hu pagal hu mai chutiya hu mai meri itni gandi maut hogi kisi ne sochi na hogi mai chahti hu mai tadap kr maru

Maut chahu pr maut na milein mujhe eisa ho mere saath

[wraith jetty]

[long pumice]

Meri body ko peeler se cheel do maans dikhna chahiye phir usi m namak mirch lagao aur jala do mujhe

Phir thodi jaan bach jaate mujhme toh aag se nikal kr mujhe garam paani m ubal do

Phir meri body k chote tukde krke kuttooo ko khila do

Eisi maut milni chahiye mujhe

Meri maut k process dekh kr sbki rooh kaanp jayegi

Mereko saja milni chahiye

Kyu ??????

[crisp frost]

Kj

Sambhalo isko

[long pumice]

Kyuki Mai shaant hu shaanti se gaali sun leti kuch nahi bol paati hu

[crisp frost]

Mere sath ye bolo kj

In the name of the holy child the mother and thae father

[long pumice]

Ajeeb hai sab

Matlab sab nahi mai

Mujhme sb

Fake hu mai ?

Mai real kaise banu ?

[crisp frost]

I banish you too hell

[long pumice]

Real kaise bante hai ?

Seedhi achi ladki kaise bante h?

[crisp frost]

Dekha shi ho gye

💀

Or woo hijre kj hoga

[long pumice]

Ab shaanti se suno mai kya bolna chah rhi
Ye duniya ajeeb hai madarchod hai sab ek toh bhenchod ye bhagwat gita kya bol raha ki krishna ko bhog laga kr khana Khao paepa mt jayega Abe laude teri maa ki chewtt adhyatam jaisi book m ye likhte anuvaad m ye prabhupad pagal h kya

Bhakti m leen

[crisp frost]

[long pumice]

Abe bhai gita adhyatam s related hai krishna se naahi

[crisp frost]

Abb multiple ban gya tu

[long pumice]

Mereko smjh nai aata upnishad pdhna hai mujhe

100 upnishad hai kaise pdhu

Lauda k pdhungi

Bakchodi kaat ti

Ek toh yaha eise log hai dimaag m bhosda krdete

Le Tereko mai pictures m kuch bhejti pdhna usko gita m likha h brainwash hai poora smjha

Ek toh anuvaad wala gita fake hai

Sanskrit nahi aati krke anuvaad pdhi

Dimaag k bhosda krida

[crisp frost]

Kathna kab huva ?

[long pumice]

Dekh bc religious hate

[frank furnace]

kya be lvdeya

[crisp frost]

Woo to Roz

[long pumice]

Muslim ko katwa
Christian ko chawal
Aur Hindu ko ky bole ram k chodaa

[crisp frost]

Kat ta hai

[slender thorn]

Ohoo hii

[frank furnace]

paan ki pichkari maar dunga

[slender thorn]

There

[long pumice]

Nunnu kat gaya toh mulla ban gaya what if bandi ne uska nunnu daant se kaat lia andhbhakt se katwa

[crisp frost]

Katwa nhi bola

Khatna bola

[slender thorn]

Cheee sb ladke h 🙁

[crisp frost]

[frank furnace]

@crisp frost bsdk

[long pumice]

Mereko toh bakchodi Krna isiliye bolri

You continue

[slender thorn]

No ladies active:(

[long pumice]

[frank furnace]

goodbye 2025 contest wen?

[crisp frost]

my punjabi frnd

[glossy ice]

Aree hi

[long pumice]

Hie baby boy

[frank furnace]

my lundlodu friend

[glossy ice]

see my name 😍

[long pumice]

tera naam dekh kr mera lund khada hogaya Hila de plss

[glossy ice]

Bhai khelte hain aajao

[crisp frost]

Tharkilu

[long pumice]

[glossy ice]

I'm minor bhaiya 😔🤲

What's that?

[wraith jetty]

[long pumice]

Gloves pehen kr upr upr se hila mera lund pls baby

[glossy ice]

Gandi baatein

[frank furnace]

faang thodi hai

tum to faang wale ho

[long pumice]

Tera saath toh gandi baatein bhi achi lgti aaja mere kambal m ghus ja gulu gulu krte do talwar

[frank furnace]

sed

[glossy ice]

Aapne dhurandhar dekhi??

[crisp frost]

Wo fang nhi bang bang wala hai

[long pumice]

apne notes bhejo usko dekhunga

[frank furnace]

sed

lundlodu jindagi

[glossy ice]

Notes of movie?

[long pumice]

Noodles

[glossy ice]

Maza aagaya dhurandhar dekh kar

[crisp frost]

Uski gand lag gye hai

[glossy ice]

Phir se gandi baatein no no

[crisp frost]

Bichara fang mai

Roz masti kaat ta tha

[glossy ice]

Dhurandhar jaisi movies aur banegi toh oscar jaldi milega

[long pumice]

Okie sawwry god ninni

[glossy ice]

[crisp frost]

Abb sirf manager ke sath coffee pine se khus ho jata hai

[long pumice]

[wraith jetty]

fang wali woh witch wala me

[crisp frost]

Lakin itni gandi

[wraith jetty]

[crisp frost]

Work culture

Ki mkc

[glossy ice]

Aap dhurandhar dekhna

Aaj dekh ke aaya,maza aagaya

[wraith jetty]

witch wala bhi nhi

[glossy ice]

Kaavish tumne dhurandhar dekhi kya?

[wraith jetty]

haa

[glossy ice]

Aisi thodi aur movies batao

Aaj dekhunga

Kal chutti hai

[wraith jetty]

zyada nhi pta... kgf hai ek

[glossy ice]

Kgf is so masala

I like stealth characters

Kgf ka scale accha hai lekin generic south indian movie story

[wraith jetty]

black friday

idk

me movies nhi dekhta zyada

[glossy ice]

Ohhhh u got nice taste

[wraith jetty]

[frozen dew]

Maa ka bhosda teri theek h

[glossy ice]

Watch naked gun

[frozen dew]

Bklunda

[wraith jetty]

vese ye bade sahab kon hai

[frozen dew]

Aajata h bkloda

[frozen dew]

Kya h be

[glossy ice]

Dawood madarchod hoga mostly

[frozen dew]

Abey bkl jana

[frozen dew]

Bhosdike tag mat kar

[frozen dew]

Bklode jana idar kya mara rh h

[wraith jetty]

mene suna arjun kapoor ko cast kiya hai

[frozen dew]

Abey lodu kya h

[wraith jetty]

[frozen dew]

Tuje kya h bklode

[frozen dew]

Abey jana dalle block krdunga

[dusty thunder]

saale valo khelne me baap marega lekin codenames me nahi , yeh kaisa baap hai @north palm

[frozen dew]

Bklund nikal yhn se

[glossy ice]

Nahi it's played by danish Iqbal actor

google

[frozen dew]

[glossy ice]

See his face

[north palm]

😭

[frozen dew]

Nikal madarchod

[glossy ice]

He looks like dawood

[north palm]

arre game mai rage hota na

isliye

[dusty thunder]

achya , baap gussa dekh ke marega?

[glossy ice]

Saggy tumne dhurandhar dekhi

[wraith jetty]

no he doesn't

[solid hatch]

Konsa?

[glossy ice]

Ruko bhejta #pictures

[wraith jetty]

ittu sa bhi nhi

[frozen dew]

Hi nonu

[north palm]

valo

[north palm]

gaali sunke maarega 😭

waise bhi mai plat 3 hu @dusty thunder

[dusty thunder]

voh to har game me hota , to marega ni kya

[dusty thunder]

achya rank ka gurur dikhara kya

[glossy ice]

Make up se banayegen

You saw gaurav gera??
That juice seller
Unka real face dekho

[dusty thunder]

kisne carry kr diya itna

[solid hatch]

Bhayi mujhe screen todne ka mann krta hai ngl

[wraith jetty]

aaj toh 600 jaakr hi rhunga

[dusty thunder]

kidhr

[north palm]

haana

[north palm]

arre ni matching ni hoti

[wraith jetty]

chess

[dusty thunder]

isse jyda to account login krte hi ni hojati kya

[north palm]

😭 next week se aunga

[wraith jetty]

can't wait

[dusty thunder]

achaa

[wraith jetty]

😭

[limpid frigate]

Thand hori bohot bhayankar

[wraith jetty]

bkl opponent bohot bharwe aate hai

pta nhi hi nhi chalta kb mate hogya

[glossy ice]

Gaurav gera google karo

Then see the juice seller face

[wraith jetty]

haa dekha

mene socha tha dono ek saath dekhlunga

[glossy ice]

Man I love Aditya Dhar

[wraith jetty]

dosto ne puri movie reel me bhejna shuru krdiye

[wraith jetty]

abe bhai lekin kuch zyada lambi nhi bana di

aisa lg rha deleted scenes bhi add krdie

[glossy ice]

Haan woh laga

2 interval dene the

[glossy ice]

But movie is so gripping

Moot lagi thi

Lekin jaane ka mann nhi kiya

[wraith jetty]

bohot dino baad koi bollywood dekha mene

pehle hi itni lambi film aur upar se itne gaane

[glossy ice]

After Andhadhun, i liked the best movie

Ab Dhurandhar lagi

[wraith jetty]

mene last drishyam 2 dekhi thi

[wraith jetty]

u liked andhadhun?

[glossy ice]

Most well made movie

Every scene has a purpose

[wraith jetty]

toh aapko monica o my darling bhi acchi lgegi

[glossy ice]

Yes I liked it not the plot

But the scenes are funny

[wraith jetty]

yes

radhika apte

[glossy ice]

Like huma qureshi fighting with rtajkulmar rao

[rugged shard]

hello

[glossy ice]

Woh funny scene tha

[wraith jetty]

[glossy ice]

Are u pj explained bhaiya ?

[rugged shard]

sorry bro i dont know about the topic

[wraith jetty]

andhadhun dekhne k baad mujhe trust issues hone lage the

[glossy ice]

It's based on an Italian play

[glossy ice]

U know dhurandhar movie?

See my name 😍

[rugged shard]

@glossy ice yup

[wraith jetty]

yeah I heard bout that... mene ek hi movie dekhi hai ayushman ki

ek woh bhi dekhni hai

[frosty flame]

hi.

any fren?

[wraith jetty]

jisme woh police wala hota hai

[viscid ivy]

Sleep nga

[frosty flame]

[wraith jetty]

article smthng

[glossy ice]

Watch

Vicky Donor
Dr G
Dum laga ke haisha

Also an action hero

Best movie

[wraith jetty]

dr G nhi dekhi baaki sb dekhe

[glossy ice]

Ohhhh

Woh

[wraith jetty]

action hero lol

[glossy ice]

Article waali movie kya mast thi

[wraith jetty]

akshay wali?

[viscid ivy]

[wraith jetty]

naam kya tha

mene nhi dekhi

[glossy ice]

Jaideep Ahlawat and Ayishman

[frosty flame]

[wraith jetty]

acha

[tidal obsidian]

Aur vai

[viscid ivy]

[frosty flame]

[viscid ivy]

Bas yaar caiseo

[glossy ice]

It's about sc/st community

[wraith jetty]

jaideep ki three of us kesi hai

[glossy ice]

Very good film

[viscid ivy]

[wraith jetty]

haa

[glossy ice]

Love story

[tidal obsidian]

Kj ko tag karna zara

@spiral minnow

[frosty flame]

[glossy ice]

Aree dee aagayi

Hi Dee

😎

[viscid ivy]

@coral walrus Ye kj?

[wraith jetty]

Deel na diya Deel na liya

[frosty flame]

@graceful arch @low kestrel laut aao my onli frens w only fans

[frank furnace]

jindagi ke lag gye lode, ab sona hai bech ke ghode

[viscid ivy]

[tidal obsidian]

Yes thanks

[viscid ivy]

Hello nonu

[frank furnace]

hi are you a coder?

[glossy ice]

I heard this song, which movie?

[viscid ivy]

@frosty flame

[wraith jetty]

krish

[frosty flame]

@robust wyvern sb dekhra hu

[viscid ivy]

[frosty flame]

[glossy ice]

Yeh kab release hui hai

[frosty flame]

wut

[viscid ivy]

No I'm a therapist

[wraith jetty]

[glossy ice]

Main dhurandhar dekh ke aaya 😎🤲

[wraith jetty]

u haven't seen krish?

[glossy ice]

Woh actually bohut purani movie hain

[wraith jetty]

h

[viscid ivy]

Aisa

[wraith jetty]

haa

[viscid ivy]

Kussni

[frank furnace]

@robust wyvern @coral walrus ajao matargashti duo 5 me

[viscid ivy]

Sahi hai yaawr

[frosty flame]

nashedi

[viscid ivy]

Can't relate

[frank furnace]

koi ladki jo ek adheed umar ke yuvak se baaten karna chahti ho?

[glossy ice]

Tumne nhi dekhi kya dee?

[wraith jetty]

koi bhi jo baat krna chahta ho

[viscid ivy]

Abhi tak toh nahi

[glossy ice]

Dee matlab kya hota hai.
Dexter ki behen

[light linden]

@velvet mist ko sos ache lgte

[tidal obsidian]

Tere tag ke baad bhi nahi aaya vai

[viscid ivy]

Dee d hota hai abcd wala

[glossy ice]

Dekh lo kya mast movie banayi hai

Meri class mein sabne dekh liya

[viscid ivy]

Arey toh mera dost thodi na hai wo

[glossy ice]

Ok bhai makes no sense still

[viscid ivy]

Theek hai

[tidal obsidian]

Hai bhi koi ?

[wraith jetty]

discord pr minors ko dost nhi bnana chaiye saale jaldi so jaate hai

[viscid ivy]

Dhurandhar nonu makes a lot of sense sahi baat hai

[viscid ivy]

Haan

[glossy ice]

Dhurandhar is my fav movie

[tidal obsidian]

Epstein ke sath

[glossy ice]

Best indian movie so far

[viscid ivy]

D is my fav letter

[wraith jetty]

trump k saath bhi

[glossy ice]

Every indian should watch once

[glossy ice]

Hahahahaha

[viscid ivy]

So hee jati hun

[tidal obsidian]

Aur iss sv mein bhi ek do logo ko tag kar sakta hu

[viscid ivy]

Goodnight chat

[wraith jetty]

sirf ek do?

[tidal obsidian]

Dee tu minor hai?

[wraith jetty]

gunnite dee

[viscid ivy]

???

[tidal obsidian]

Ek toh humesha vc mein rehta hai

[tidal obsidian]

Question tha

[wraith jetty]

badi behen ki umr ki hai woh

[tidal obsidian]

Heh

[wraith jetty]

[tidal obsidian]

Baatein sunke 17 ki lagti hai

[wraith jetty]

idk kise bolrha

[viscid ivy]

Nahi yaar mai nayi nayi 18 hui

[hardy panther]

Dhurandar L or W ?

[wraith jetty]

lekin shyd mene guess krliya

[tidal obsidian]

Noice bohot late hogyi waise

[naive mist]

Ew

[viscid ivy]

Kis cheez ke liye

[tidal obsidian]

18

[viscid ivy]

Ew yaar ye aagya

[glossy ice]

Dee toh didi hain

[naive mist]

Oyee

[viscid ivy]

[naive mist]

Batau tuje eww kaun

[tidal obsidian]

Koi purana member he nahi hai

[viscid ivy]

Bata

[viscid ivy]

Real

[tidal obsidian]

@robust mural

[naive mist]

Dee toh minor hai

[glossy ice]

Dhrumil bhaiya idiot home se bhaag gaye

[naive mist]

16

[viscid ivy]

Acha

[hardy panther]

Anyone wanna join Muzok vc

[naive mist]

Tu badi hogyi?

[hardy panther]

For music

[naive mist]

I heard yiu are 16

[robust mural]

Are bhai tu

Zindaa?

[viscid ivy]

16?

[tidal obsidian]

Arey bc turant agaya velle

[naive mist]

17 ki hogyi?

[wraith jetty]

minor bolne pr log chhid kyu jaate hai

[robust mural]

Saade office me hu

[glossy ice]

Dee didi hain 🤲🤓

[tidal obsidian]

Ha kaafi dino baad

[glossy ice]

Main minor hoon

[viscid ivy]

Bc 18 hun

[naive mist]

18 only

[tidal obsidian]

Itni raat? Office hai ya kotha

[naive mist]

Small

[robust mural]

26 me to duniya khatam h, ab kyu aaya

[naive mist]

Dee send me your picture.

[glossy ice]

Dhrumil bhaiya toh 25 hain

[robust mural]

Kothe me office

[wraith jetty]

nawazuddin ka dialogue yaad aagya

[naive mist]

Bhai tu kaun hai

[tidal obsidian]

Pelne tujhe

[viscid ivy]

Dhrumil karma kidhar mar gaya hai

[tidal obsidian]

Kitne saal ka hogya tu

[glossy ice]

Aap idiot home pe the na

[robust mural]

Sudhar jaa

[viscid ivy]

??????

[robust mural]

[naive mist]

He's close to u ig

[tidal obsidian]

Bc jinse baat karta tha pehle sab ab job kar rhe

[naive mist]

Pic?

[tidal obsidian]

Mera pdhai he khatam nahi horha

[robust mural]

@tidal obsidian yeh pfp me aap or bhabhi ji ho?
Mashallah

[viscid ivy]

He's not

[naive mist]

I havent seen yiu

Soo

Maang lia

[tidal obsidian]

Yes

[viscid ivy]

Hatt

[naive mist]

Acha aise casually nai maangte?

[robust mural]

Nalla kahi ka

[hardy panther]

Chess ♟️

[naive mist]

Dc oe

[tidal obsidian]

@robust mural kitne saal ka hogya lavde

[naive mist]

Pe

[robust mural]

[glossy ice]

Come let's play 🥰

[naive mist]

Muje toh laga

[robust mural]

22

[naive mist]

Aise he mangte

[hardy panther]

Elo ??(I'm noob)

[tidal obsidian]

Ek he saal bada hai

Konsa job