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tumhare jaldi hogye
humlogo ke 19 tak hai
uhmm
yes
ghar kab jaate ho aaplog?
mere 13 dec khatam ho gye
even sem me denge mahine bhrki chutti
ohh.. alag hi timeline
ohh
yess
mera next sem 4 jan se shuru hai
damn all the best

abhi kon konse sub the
thank you...
multivariable calculus, thermodynamics, oscillations and waves, electrical sciences, chemistry, engineering graphics, workshop

graphics me toh maza hi agya hoga
drafter se
uhmm...
frfr
workshop me bhi kya bc majdoori krwate the
kaam to kuch bhi nahi aata year 1 ka

lmaooo
aari chalate hue
whatt

hamara ye sab to nahi tha

kya tha fir workshop me
3d printing, wire cut edm, CNC machining, forming, welding(wo bhi VR headset par simulation)
damn
very non-invasive stuff
soo jao bye bye
gn
goodnight

Hello


amrood kha rha hoon

fogg perfume 
aapke tarah sbb minute ka 900 rupya ni kamate kj ji

1000 ka mint??
wah yaar aap palat ke letiye mai customers leke aaya
maine bhi 6 min mein hi 6000 wala kam krdia tha 
baaki ke 54 min ussko apna dukh suna rha tha

brush krna bhool gya

aata hoon krke
kehte hain suba subah sundar chehra dekhne se din acha jaata hai
maine khud ka dekhliya 
abb mera wifi ni chalra

all the best bhai
aapka bhi wifi chudega
soon

bc airtel se jio pe shift hua last month
and abb jio mein bhi problem

kal raat maine
wifi ka taar touch kia tha
kahin panauti mai hi toh nhi
bas aise hi
yes π
lekin bas touch kiya tha
han wahi
airtel waala ni chalta tha
toh mai khud se
thik krleta tha
nhi yaar
dekho kya hora hai
phone se connect krne pe show hora h
internet not availabe
and stay conected krne pe
net chal rha hai

but laptop mein ni chalra
woh piche se yellow waala wire khol ke wapis lga deta tha

mera class h
8 bje se
and yeh lawda jio
nhiii
dropper hoon 
allun
yess

ek aur baar haso bhai
btaya tha state

beehar 

8 saal se use krra hoon wifi
pehle airtel tha
mere yahan smart tv ki wajah se
amazon waala firestick

behenchod
chalgya
jio
π π π
papa ki aawaz aayi piche se
"gandwe chal toh rha hai wifi"

maine abhi jio ke saath waala jio home leliya h
750 mein tv+ ott

yesss
pehle 2 mahine ka 600

free trial
uske baad 500 ka 50 din
speeed kitna h
mera 30mbps waala h
sahi chalta h
multiple devices including tv bhi chal jaata h
1080p rakhta hoon mostly tv ko
airtel ka 40 mbps waala
plan
haina
woh bhi sexy hai
usme mera 60 ka speed aata tha 40 ke plan mein
π
chalo jaata hoon
class shuru
byee
have a good day
Saala ashutosh
Name: ζ₯|β’Κα΄Κα΄α΄Ιͺ
Country: I don't know
Age: I don't know
Gender: Male
Birthday: 27/March
I didn't like anything
But I am sigma
And you talk to me so
vc?
haan
subah 9 baje vc
Sai wassup
yess
Utha abhi
Dm
isko log dm me akhir kya bolte hain itna
kisko
damn
Not at home rn
me game me tha
mujhse to koi lambi baat nahi karta
alright
ew
not that downbad
mera dm closed hai π₯΄
nope
A thing cannot be sane
π
this
any human interaction is better than an llm interaction
it really is
Ye sai pitega
Game laga leta hai
Baat ke beech me
Reply ka wait karta rehta mai
Peetke vid memes me bhejo
@past shuttle
Fan edition

mia biwi mein ladai?
amy
domestic violence ka shikaar @past shuttle
Abhi bhi nhi aaya gc ye
Kya haal he



abbe oo
kya aapka pati dhawal aapko maarta hai?
Chussiah
mujhe sirf @heady thunder marti hai abhi
me 95

height??
Me fook me udd jaunga
same, aap toh kaafi bhains ho yaar
yes
aapke asstits mujhse bhi bade honge

Saand log hai idher
ruko baalti lekr aatahoon, fir aapke boobs ki milking krunga
that's a lie, tu jisse baat kare wo koot deta hai aisi baaton par
me kisse baat karta
punching bag se yaad aaya
@chrome flame hi
Kya gay bjs dete honge 

bohot logo se
Tu fir 
tu roz kyu puchta hai are you interested?
karate black belt hai kya ye
Tu Roz notice kyu krti h 
ruko baalti lekr aatahoon, fir aapke boobs ki milking krunga
Pranav kha h 
Aap thodi si bhensuda lo apni 
Aaj messiah ke ghar dudh wala ni aya
Dhawal bhai 

larki itna cliffhanger par nhi chorhti jitne ye chorta
Who hurt you bro 
Thickass 
No
yes
Sab log ek dusre ka dekha hai
mythpat ka h
Hein
Goodmorning
tu bhi h bklode
and mai tere hi sticker se join kiya
Bhai ye kya bakwaas hai⦠raat ke 12 baj rhe. Train se travel kar rha..kisi gawar ne emergency break daba dia..and ab train firse nhi chal sakti jub tak police nhi aati for investigation

which includes you
wo meri punching bag hai
job pe ho?
Imy

Wow
Crazyyyyy
@north palm me to you
Meri life me he saari police aati
@night jewel
messiah_vhi_wala is AFK: andi mandi sandi, jo mujhe tag krega, uski mummy ko lagegi thandi
- 5 minutes ago

Har jagah aastik active hai
@hasty lark chomu tag
tag pe aata hoon
Aur bolte hai mai padhta hu

Wohi tohππ
koinaa aapko execption lga ke rakhunga next afk
Isbaar aastik ne neet clear nhi kiya na

Itna confident kaise hai bhai
confidence toh ni h yeh

tujhe ek surprise dunga

soon
tu happy aur sad dono hoggi
Bollll
Bete tereko nhi bolti na mai
marble bolti h
Nhi
aur mai use maa
abhi ni
kis baat ke liye
No titanfall 2
Nahi Aaj off hota hai
Job ?
Aren't you in like school? 
Apne bhi tho ho vese bhi me Kal hi Join hua 
mai aaj hi hua



to aaj ka kya plan hai 
please iske lie mat marna
Badass car the new Seltos!
baddie car?
vo koi aur hai
badi and baddie both π
We got baddie car before gta VI
Shawty car konsi hai
hey brand ki hai
@urban schooner dhawal is constantly thinking about you 
tf


moj moj
Great.
baddiya sab?


@fluid lotus alive check
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago
@fluid lotus #comebackCB
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago
A year 

Haan
gadha
Bkl sota nhi h kya
1.5 chat
Arey zmd
Dikkatzy
morning
Hi adi
hi

What's your guy's new years resolution?

?
Random
You can do bro, be consistent
Shit
Ahh let me be myself
Believe in yourself bandar bhai
What happened
Mania
I guess abhi tum nahakar bahar aaye ho to ye excitement aa rhi hai


kyun nahi mil skti kya
Apki nazar ke liye ho toh hai
Bag dikhaow
Kaha se download kru
Call krow

Xhmaster se ig
@lusty mantle hi
Heylo skrill


1.5 chat

Whats 1.5
Dedh chat



Dekho bhai merese acha aaj tk iss jahan m paida nai hua
Prove
I'm the god
abey

Messi ki assss



Bhot marunga
What exactly ...would stephen hawking must have done on epstein island?
Babla 
Bablasaur
Aur bta saggy tatteee
kesaa hai baby boy
Water type

Pokemon
Badhiya zi 


Could stephen hawking get hard? π
Guysss ye rahul gandhi k potty k taste kaisa hota hoga gora gora chikna chikna dimple wala

chal kolej jaa
@night jewel aur vai kya haal hai weekend ke kya plans hai
Like rahul gandhi political career
chutti h aaj

bs break hai, fir last class krke wapis padhai, kal test hai 
aap btao
aaj bhi jaa
Guys anyone chess π€²π₯Ί
I'm 1882 blitz and 1862 rapid
chup bilkul
Nunneshwar lawde
400 blitz here 
Dhurandhar Nonu ka Sabko salaam
+1
Hi my religious leader
π€²π€²π€²
aao hara do if you're gonna analyse my play
Allah hu akbar
Salaam from Lyari?
Hogayi padhai?

Baitha hu office me
Saleem
Mujhe 10 min dijiye bhaiya, main potty kar raha hoon
lmao

Danish ka bohut role hai Dhurandhar 2 mein
Wtf
Kaise ho bhai
Mera naam dekho bandar bhai π₯π₯π₯
Mast bhai aap btao
Abeey bc
Dhurandhar bander π
@heady thunder woah
woah
Ohh that nice btw
π₯π₯π₯
Office me hu yaar call chalu hai sabko payment ke liye π
mostly yes, baaki revision krna h bas
Masti yh toh
aaj bhi no chutti? 
Mods ko tag karke boldo
Bade acche mods hain π€²π€²π€²
How's you
Sher e baloch nonu
Aani bhi toh chahiye bhai payment kaise manaunga new year
Here iam
π€ π€ π€
I'm okay, how are you?

Mera off Monday hota hai bhai
Wohioooooo
Too many dhurandhar here
Welcome to gang
Ab toh pakistan ki Maa chudegi very soon
Kushal Dakait suits your name
π€
π
Ab samhe Stephen hawkins ko
Lyari ka badshah
Maa ka Baap ka sabka badla lega apun
Kushal
Aayein
Memes

We got these names
Kushal dakait
Kushal Pappu ( Arshad Papu)
Kushal Lyari
Kushal donga (mota waala banda)

Kya boujee aur bander gay hain??
2nd is good
Fighting my inner demons

Saiyaarraa tu toh haklaaa nhi hhhh...mausam zara saaaa chuddaaa pda hhhh
HR sai baat cheet ?
No join our gang
Ted Jaamali
π
Hehehee

Khud ka business hai
Mene ss le liya bander
achha

No
Ted Sanyal suits
Nah I'm fine
Aagya h lyari ka badshah 
tedxted
oof that sounds tough

Ted Juice Waala
Welcome to the hoods bruh
Ss share karun kya

π«‘
Ss?..
Bhai woh juice waala bhi mast laga mujhe
kiska ss
Bander ka
Tumne heart deke
Yes likha
yes
Sex service
Ted donga
Notty india
Ted ganne wala suites better

Man*
Ted Donga sounds like a White Fat Man
Woh ladki hain ...
me too
Tedobese
Are woman*
Achha 
Man ...
yes 
MAN???
Why these people are so obsessed with me
fat man
you're irresistible
Ignore ted man
Shut tf up
Dhurandhar bitch sounds so good

hahahah
Bitch Baloch
Astagfirullah
I still talk about you @limber maple
Bitch dakait
I still talk about you @limber maple
Lemme stick to boujee._.bitch
haha,maybe because of my thumka
Ajeeb lagra
damn, do show
Cause the mic had magnets so you got attracted ?
Dhurandhar boujeee
I still use you @half silo
nonu tumhari potty nahi ho payi ab tak?

haha, private stuff 
Try once brother
You'll get chicks like Ulfat π₯°π₯°π₯°
Boujeee dakait
that's so bad
Nonu aap apna naam nunni kar lo

Meri already ek burqaabaddie pe nazar hai

Main heroine zyada sundar toh Rehman Dakait ki Wife lagti


Chalbaaz nunni
Bhabhi ji are always beautiful
@past shuttle kaash tu 2000 rated hota what is 1000 πΊ
Begum h hamari 
Bro dharam badalna padega
Ya
Toh spy banke jaao
Dharm toh woh badlegi


Tabhi bolta hun

Burqa Baddies π₯°π₯°
Spy na ho
Check karlena
Dahej mein Ak47 aur grenade milega
Donga Pandit
Saggy pappu
@past garnet
Asla hum bhi rkhte hain janaab ....dada fauji hain ..humare ...
The*

RiP
Sone de yaar
Best candidate for spy.
Bas naam bada fancy rakha hai pakde jaaoge
Ale ale, bc online kese aa gaya fir
Suladu ...

Bhai teen tal me kya pela hai us javed Akhtar ke opponent ko


What is 1.5 in hindi?
Beta meri talvar badi hai
Deedhhh
Dedh chat 
Fancy name se always ki burqa baddies ptaaugaa .jugaad karungaa and .. information hassil krungaa

exactly 
Frfr
Pissu
+1
Yo
Hein 
Hathiyaar bade hone se kuch nhi hota chalana aana chahiye ...
Kidnap mat hojaana
Main claim nhi karunga
Bhabhizi kiddan
Yh to vhi red flag h
Vdia tu das
Drake would agree
15 saal se practice hi chal rhi hai
Kyaaa hi fatti leader hain nono bsdkaaa
Mauj masti aap btao kya krre
Humne toh jung bhi jeeti hain janaab ...

Bhai drake will sabse jyada agree
Abey gay fetish

Oh disagree lik diya kya π
Bs baitha
kiske saath
Dic cut
kisike ke sth nhi
kisne bola me 1000 hu
900
Humari talwaar ne badi badi toppo ke munh band kiye hain ...dekhna kahi aapke tehkhaane me naa ghus jaaye

bhabhizi kaisi hai

Khatna
jai jai SHREE RAM

Me to green lunga


Mulla ya kanglu?
Woh jew hai
Haa
Jew wo bhi muslim lover? π
Ted jew hai
astagfirullah, aapki tashreef me unke kaante ho
It's big 25 mf
Jew Shia Ram
Hein ji
yes πββοΈ
Tere ghum dekhke me boltaa teri tashreef mere haathon me dede
a simple man with colorful umbrella
hamri tashreef me keval unka haq hai
Eww kiska naam le liye bhai
Your tashriff is promised to me 69 years ago


He's the main reason behind hate for india on the internet
T-Series
+1
Best
haha

Wahi na, aaj itna common ho gaya ye hate
@golden agate Ali Mazari
The Indian racist things start from pewdipie

Indian uncle-aunty are second main reason behind hate for india
First is alwys PewDiePie
Bitch lasgnaa
Colonial mindset ππ



There was a foreigner with blonde hair...people just crowded around her for pictures π
That bolnde is @wraith jetty
Mere class me bhi tha ek, white aur blonde hair hum sab usko james Faulkner bolte the
@glossy ice @glass leaf ted ka naam Ted Ali Mazari rkhwao π
Me hota toh Kenzie reeves boltaa
Yaa lexi lore
π
Bc ladke ko 
Ye Kaun aagya ab
Tedler
It was never about the gender...
Tha ek bachha

Ohh pansexual ho

who tf is nancy bc
Nancy is my pados ki
Steve ki ex thi wo laude
Areee bc mike ki behn
Steve starting me chutiya hi tha
Still crush ...uski dusri crush to bisexual nikli
Baad me wo change hua


Bc agar teri bndi kaa koi nanga photo le aur ..Teri bandi raat raat bhar kisi aur ke saath ghume toh kmtu kyaa hi karegaa



Jldi likh
Bc ek to meri koi gf na hai na thi aur ye sab bakchodi karne ki age bhi gayi. Ig mere jese chutiye k sath agar koi cheat hi karega so I deserve that
Ye sab hypothetical condition matt diya kar

Real age kya hai
Me hypothetical example de rha thaa bass

44
Cheat nahi kiya tha nancy ne
Bol ke
44

Mai, 4'4 ka hu
I look blacker than black
Ugly af
Age 44
Bald hu
Aur bihar se bhi hu
44 ka age ka clg kese
Watchman


Ohh yeah
@golden agate jaldi hilale
bas ho gaya
Right?
Ho gaya
ahha
ππ½ππ½
Mil gayi shanti
βπ½
π©
Welcum
π₯
Thai Burqa baddies π₯°π₯°
No japanese burqa baddies
Burqa lover
π₯
Nope
Japanese blury baddies
kaunsi
π€

Superbad
Hmm like mar pit type
Comedy hai
Ohh
haan
Hours?..
2 ghante k aaspaas
Nope it's not there ig
Haan ik ik
Kisi chutiye ne nitro le liya
Udhar bhi achhi hollywood movies hai

Robots releated
Mene to cartoon wala dekha h
Superbad is on Netflix
Yes
Lockdown me
Ha haa

Mene vo china wala dekha
Mene samurai wala dekha hai
In 2026


SPD k kuch episodes
Yes but that's too old bruh















