#general-chat
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@flat flame

Fir kyu soch rh
Hath chala jaega
Ye voh
Hypocrite

Ik ik
Tg uda hua paisa uthata h
๐
Lol

๐
๐ 
lol

Mukka khaoge darkling 
Tu kyu hasa
Vc aa
darkling
Mukkeshwar
@flat flame
@crisp frost bhai

Kab khaulega re tera khun
literally @crisp frost
Hum bhi parivarik h
Except tg
@frozen dew se milo
Aap ro khud hi parivaar ho
(fat jox)
Khudka shareer popatlal jaisa h
Sab fat lagenge tujhe
Us
Apki MMY itni achi hai raat ko bhi available ho jati hai to kiya hi kar sakte
Khudka shareer hathi sa hai sab popatlal lagenge tujhe
๐ฅ
Ek ek alphabet alag hi likh dete dost
Ok tg mat bol hi
Khudki nhi milli to meri lene aagya batameezzz
Aree koi na koi paise chote nhi hote tu paise dekh na ye maat dekh ke Teri mmy kese kama rhi hai
Bohot charbi chhadh gayi hai tujhe
Theek h bhai jo samajhna h samajh ๐
๐ฅ
Bhai mai to janta bhi nhi hu isko ake pata nhi kyu chad gya
Cry Abt it
Hehehe

ye kya estrogen wali baatein bol di
Nana itne bhi paise nhi diye Maine ki rona pade cheap hai
My bed, hru
Thandi
hai I am over eating
Gaslighting

@chilly socket ciggie recommendations...
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Loll



Annual day th kya
U can't win against me

Bhai fir dudu piike sojao
Bt horhi to
Bully
Lolll

Sin cos tan
Teri mummy meri fan

๐
๐๐
Lube u tg bhai
Fr
Lube u tg bhai
We lube u together
Pinku lube u
Marlboro red ๐๐
Laal mirch lube u
@silver heath
wahi jaara hu
Wahi jaara hun mtlb
fuukne jara
Wow
Kaise kisi ke pas padi hai ya kya?
@flat flame u lube tg?
Always
mere par hi hai dibba
Konsi hai?
Bhai kese gande log ko
red hi hai
bye bye yall...
Bye bye
๐ถ
owo money hai kya kisi pe

I forgot but some one literally have 6k figures
6k??
story sunao pls
hi
Laalmirchhh
hellooo
kuch ni aaj toh thoda mood off sa lag raha
Kyuuu
oooh kaha gaye the
Houseparty hi thi choti si
Naah kuch khaas nhi
mai bhi shayad pichle saal christmas pe khush tha thoda
hi
hi
Hellooo
Na so the
No need


Toh isme mujhe hi na bolne vali konsi baat ho gayi yaar
Mai to dead hu
Hein thand hai to baithke khana pel raha bs? Iska kya connection


morning @sleek otter
Good morning @feral zenith bhai
mai bhai ke liye pehli baar me hi G word use nahi karna chah raha tha ๐
YO\

acha
Christmas di lakh lakh mubarkan ๐
Harmonium
Chhakke
messiah_vhi_wala is AFK: andi mandi sandi, jo mujhe tag krega, uski mummy ko lagegi thandi
- an hour ago
Aur teri maa ki choooooooot 
Hellooo

Mein acchi hu
Hello Goodmorning
Merry christmas
omg simp sherni
Kaise ho longgggg time
I'm good I'm good
wbu? what christmas chutti plans?
One day chutti uske kya plans, padhai karugi
ono
Yes wbu?

Church ja rahi
nothing
will just vibe in with christmas
will watch a movie prolly
want to but feeling lazy to go out
Ohhh us us

Koi baat nahi tera haat nahi pahuchega
Mhari Khrismas


Hohohohohooooo
Merry christmas ๐โ๐
Yashu daa bday hain aajjj toh ...
Ajj mere mithe naachenge ...

@viscid ivy w username
Morning
Halo
Tu madarchod lavde
Merry Christmas ๐

@broken bough hello madarchod
sex karega?
Tera baap
Teri maa ke saath nah bro period band nahi karne teri maa ke
Average samay fan
to apni maa ke sath karle wo to pregnant bhi hai 
Meri maa to nahi hai pregant par teri maa ho jayegi. Iโm coming as Santa Claus ๐
๐ ๐
Chat karlunga lavde
kon bola nahi h pregnant
mai khud karke aya tha ๐ฑ
9 mahine bad paternity test krwaunga 
Teri maa ke andar 100 saal purana sperm atka huwa hai isliye pregant nahi ho pari
Paternity test karwane ki bhi zarurat nahi hai
Teri maa ka ovum reject kar rha hai baar baar
Yasu ka happy birthday aa bc
Billi
Acha
Zinda ho aap 
Yasssuu di balle balleeeee
Bas bhagwan ki kripa hai
Merry Christmas guyss
Yasssuuu di balleee baleeeeee

24 December ki raat nu santa kheda menu Rain deer dilona
Aayein
Santa e-rickshaw me aarha h bc๐ญ
Santa Delhi me hi mar jayega
Laal rang ki
๐ ๐
E-rickshaw me parcel deliver kr rha h
Bohot din ke baad aaj chuthi mili ๐๐ฅ
Nice

Aap to har mahine kamaate ho iss mahine ki salary aadhi mujhe dedo

@lunar wren


Oyi billi tu aagyi 
merry christmas ๐
Yeshu di balle balle diwas ki hardik shubhkamnaye 
๐
aap bulaye, aur mai naa aau?
To itne late kyu aarhe ho 
aur bhai bhosdi
Body ni bnri 
Guys mene suna hai ki Santa ke sledge ke deeers kaafi hor*y hai
Ye bkl hon*y bhi ni likhne dete
Censorship ki mkb

Aastik bhai messi se mila
O sad
Bdhiya kiya
warna abhi ro rha hota
Papa ko sb pta hota hai

Shi mein bhai
iski story dekh ke aao koi
India to darindo ki jagah hai


@muted sage bhejdu kya laadle 
Pr usme body h kha 
meri toh skeleton hai agr voh body nhi toh
hey
its 2026
we dont use sybau anymore
syaos is what we use now
silence yourself at once scallywag
2026 will be my bacckshot year
what is that
"Bolte sab h..karta koi nhi hhh"
Merry Christmas @wild patrol @thin moss
aise hi
But he's a squirrel butt.
Won't it be hard to stick it in
Can anyone send yahya bootwala server link

Yo
๐ช ๐ช
Ab karna tag
Nice
Nai


Kaan me paan masala thuk dunga

Ted used spit super effective
Kiinky ho kya 
Pokemon game reference
never played
๐ญ
Pick me final boss
Bro be tagging ho
Ab toh prawn bhi christmas wale aaa gaye
How porngressive
hi
mujhe gas h
meri fielding set h aaj
๐๐๐
jaldi se naha kar dukan nikalna hoga warna kal mujhe jaydaad se nikaal diya jayega
๐๐
Kawach pahen k jana
Christmas came early for u

Aaj uncle santa banke reindeer se gend marwayenge
Achha bete 
Condom k bina??
hi madarchodo
Yes
Dhup le raha
I want to see santa gif dera h e-rickshaw se
Oh nice
hi aditya*
hi
bsdk
Ig ragebaiter h voh
Haan.
Hi kushal

sabne side laga
khud ho jata hai 
Arey lol
Fir to easy h
Hahaha ๐คฃ
Hummer to cwazy truck h
Ninni
hi
Farrtunarrr
Isscaaarpiyoo
Ye fir aagyi
Isme wet hone ki kya baat thi
Sv autobiography
anthony on eid
akhtar on christmas
Camera washer
Christmas??? Padai karlo re 12th walo
Ulta 
Tata harrier?

Bol bhi kon raha hai

Xuv700 lelo...sexy gaadi g
tata harrier hyundai creta hyundai venue
Engine aur transmission bhi badiya h
goob morgun
mere bhaiya ke pas hai
bade papa and sons
Tuje bata dia m kitna padta hoon to ro degi
IsscaarpiyoN lelo
Mai toh kinderjoy se nikli hui car lungi 
xuv 700 honda city kia seltos
bhaiya papa me
mast lagti h mereko to
bhaiya ko bola tha maine
xuv ke jagah scorpio n
Pehle stream bata
Bethte hi tooth jayegi ๐
Pata chala commerce wali nikli
Xuv700 ko bahagne me jyada maza h
without maths
Tu apni bata pehle
haan par scorpio n maal lagti h
kaali wali
Maths
Ooo bhai ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐
#savage #cooked #indiaisnotreadyforyourhumour
Nightmare
Maths kya 
Pcm
Hyundai ki tucson bhi badiya h
๐๐
โฟ โฟ โฟ โฟ
ab 5 saal koi gadi ni
Pcm walo mai toh superiority complex hota hai
pichle saal xuv iss saal kia seltos
xuv ki to number bhi nahi aayi hai abtak
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Pcm walo ko lagta hai wo best hai
3 trip pe bhi ja chuki h
xuv
Hawa mai udte hai faltu mai bkl
Nayi waali seltos sexy nikali h
Cuz they can
Saare nahi m hoon but
Teri baato se to commerce ya arts ki lag rhi
Sybau
Shut up

Ab iska kya matlab h bc
Pcm wale toh katai behenkelode hote hai
Shut your bitch ass up
Unc 
Apne se jyada dimaag waale log logon ko behenkelode hi lgte h
Oh
Ek pyq fek ke marunga na ...
Jaana
Iska kya matlab??
PCM walo ko trigger kar diya 
Commerce walo se baat karli ab ganga m nahana padega
Pcm chutiya button
Commerce 
Canโt tell, confidential
Yaar ye rage bait bhi ache se nhi kar paa rhi
Pcm wale khudko bohot kuch samjhte hai ๐๐

Mehu pcm wali ๐๐๐๐

Chalo ek circle ka diagram banao
Maybe iska husband jee wale nikle
Jee jaisa lund exam mera loda bhi na de

Iska loda bhi imaginary hai
Jnl
maths me sab imagine hi hota hai
Kilas rhi h
Just notty Lollipop ๐ญ
Sum of GP bata de
kaha

Abhi dekh gpt kholegi
Imagine flexing gp

Holy npc
npc
Maine kab kaha mai padhaku hun๐Maine toh bas pcm li hai ๐
non playable chutiya

Meto gawar hun๐
Condolences
Oye hatt
Mera toh phy exam mai body count 1 hogya tha
gawar bolte hain gaon ke logo ko
๐๐๐
kya aap gaon se ho 
Fire brigade m jana kaafi scope h kashmir m
Jale huye Ghar h hi kaafi
kaha

Yo
Dp aaya
Kashmir ke baare mai ek shabd nahi janab
Physics toh love h
Yoyo funny singh
Irodov,krotov aur hc verma
Lagai h tune??
Hasta kya hai femboy 
@crisp hamlet
Maaru mukka? 
Femboy
Irodov rotation tk kiya h...thoda sa fluid ke bhi kiye the
Femboiis kidar
Chal chal
Krotov thode se kre rhe starting ke
@viscid ivy
Kashmir ke log choti height ke hote h kya???
Ladai hone par jameen se pathar jladi utha lete h
Hc verma poori kri h 11th ki aur half 12th ki

Wo to asthick ka hai
Ooo bhai ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐
#savage #cooked #indiaisnotreadyforyourhumour
Galaxy lagai?
Naah


School
Phir wohi padhai ki baatein


Books time waste h
School ke keede
Ted vaai
Jee m pata chlega
Ese toh module bhi nhi krne chahiye coaching ke
Eww ye dee
Module jee based h pura
Kartik teri 10vi mai kitni percentage thi

Abe kuch bhi
Hc verma is enough
Tere se jyada
Coaching waale bhi advance ke liye irodov krate h
Kitni
Mujhse poocho plz
Baaki formula toh sabko aate h
Whoreevaiii bihari
Dee kitna jlti hai logon se
Tere se jyada yaar
Batao
Jee based bol rh hoon
Module
Bata na bkl
Jyada percentage aagyi uski to seh ni paari

Teri kitni thi kashmiri?
94.2 aur CS mein 100
10th me
93 ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Kyuki 12th me aayi hai tu
Ye sab kuch nhi hota ..ye bkl bhi yhi se questions uthate h

Wowww kahi aap vartamaan toh nahi?
But mera state Board th to can't compare
Aree ek baat btao
Ig tera cbse hoga
Concept toh whi h
Meri?
Vartmaan kya hota
Haan
Bhai tu module kr rh h ya books??
Bhai iss bkl ko 10 baat mai apni 10th ki% bata chuki hun 
Concept me toh koi difference nhi h...irodov lgao ya module
Kitna bhulakkad hai
Mene dono kiya h
Ek chutiya
Mujhe kyu yaad rahegi
Mock m kitne aate
Hc verma bhi,allen ke modules bhi
Ye bata

Irodov bhi
Dayum
Ok ok
Btw meri 98% thi ๐คญ๐คญ
Borderline jee advance
Teri??
Wow padhaku, meri toh 94.7 thi
Jee mains mock ke last 3 test ke marks bata
Irodov ki language hi nhi samajh aayi
Meri 90.2
@frozen dew
Whi toh bta rha

Icse?
Crazy
12 ki puchta pr
Main toh ICSE se hoon
98
145,130,152
Jee nhi de rhi? Seriously
Aap toh intelligent ho yaar
Fr?

Allen? Or Kahn se mock??
Haan.
84

Still nice
Main allen mein hoon
Mock test kahan se lagata h??
Stfu
Marks lana bohot tough hota hai bc mkc iss education system ki
Koi exam degi aur??
Ikr aur mere to 12th me boards bhi nhi huye the
So rude

Padta kisse h??
Obviously, 12th ke baad padhai thodi na chhod dungi 
Online
konsa exam
Muje voi laga tera to shadi ka plan h
Hein? Kyun?
Mera mixed h bhai
Tu chup
Chhi honey singh ko sunta hai bc
Sir wagera
Got it
wo to khud baj gaya
Kyun batau
batao
paper leak karwa dunga
โค๏ธโค๏ธ

Mai toh asexual hun bc
Ted bhai yeh chail chabila kaun hai pfp mein?
to
Chal hatt
Tere side m se ek aur dee nikal rhi h??
Me 11th me 6 mahina allen dlp tha
6 mahina pw online...fir 12th me coaching me tha offline jo ki chhod di ...ab online kr rha youtube wagera se
usse kya hua
Aditya pandit ji se manter bulwa dega
Chup kar 
Wang uncle

Hatt

Bdiya h Allen ka all India test dia th?? Recently hua th 31 ko
Allen
Seedha hongkong se
Whi hota h asexual bhai
Accha
Allen 
kaha jau, Kashmir
anpadh hai kya
Hello Sutiya 

Oo free th wese de dena th all India Allen ke bache dete h
laura madarsod
Kashmir se dur reh bihari
Mere 590+ marks aate
you're a potential bihari
Sutiya me gud to nahi par bad Bhi nhi, u tell
Bhai asexual reproduction
Copy ki hota h like a twin
Idk 2 saal hogye example nhi yaad aarh
Chup karja Tu pit vit jaega 
Neet

chup
Benshod
Incel 
neat*โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Arey sale

Tum logon ko toh quota milta hoga
Thoda padhai karo aasani se aiims miljayega
Gtk Sutiya
yasu di balle balle

Dee m potential to h baaki uski marzi
Shadi krni h ya nhi
Abey bhadwe wo asexual reproduction hai, mai asexual hun. I identify as an asexual individual
dee ka toh nikah hoga

wahi to mai bolra tha

lodu kartik
Anpad hoon
Kashmir ko india ka part bana denge ye bihari wo bhi dil se 
Sorry
ha
Nahi milta
Lunch abhi nahi, wbu
Tum toh Amoeba ho
Asexual individual kya hota h??
Jnl
jisko sux karne ka man nahi hota

Mujhe bas 1 seat dilaa dena
Oooooo
Mehu superhero
Kya dm me kuch mast bheju aapke 
Lesbian
dee jisko jisko dilayegi unko milega bas
H ye
nahi to ni milega
Paxtan??
Pandit nhi ho kya?
Someone who has no desire of being in a romantic or sexual relationship, it's a part of ๐ณโ๐
Mehu ACP Pradyuman
Dic Pic bhejega
@viscid ivy
Hatt
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Usko khud reservation nhi milta
Woh kya karwayegi

Ji shukriya apka
Mehu freddy behenkaloda

kyunki main aiims kharid dunga na to wo karwayegi
Merry christmas everyone
Ohh nice
anthony on diwali
๐๐๐

Chhiii
nunu on christmas
Haha ๐๐
Andar ka maal de
ye kartik hai he hizra

Acha
Haha wahi lagta
Tu kya h
hoga
๐๐๐ค
dee ka shohar
Iske bhi andar ka
โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Apki mehraru to lesbian h
Abey hatt
Mehu Modi ji

๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
Request bheja na
Haan
Shauhar*
เคถเฅเคนเคฐ
damn, are you a secret agent
kaash wo bhi mera haath pkad ke church le jaati or 2 bori chawal deke ......jaaane do
Merryyy christmasssss
Merryyy christmassss
jo piye fanta
uski G maro santa
ho ho ho
Mehu us svr me
ap toh family vale ho


Tbkc
Maine to tere se baat bhi nhi ki kbhi ig
Haanji
Hello peopssssss
Bhai ye santa mere piche pada hai, jis bhi ladki ne 6'3 feminist boyfriend ki demand ki hai please cancel kar do 
jaa na baune
Heightflation 
Yasu da janam hoya phaaga wali raattt
mhari Khrismas
Yasu de balle balle 
Bander
Yasu de balle balle 
ghar ghar khushiyan di hoyi barsaat

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