#general-chat
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Babla naam kitna famous hogya 
maahi ve
me tujhe janta tu samay samay apne papa ko uske papa ambani ko
true but ab kum ho gya
degrees
tem lagega
Mere saare haalat tuuuu..maahi veee
achha
Sai ne toh ignore krdiya
Vastvikta ke sath jaago vats
Baddie milna sabke kismat me nahi hai
Firse soke uthna pdega fir
Baddie ew
vc aaja
no
tumhare intezaar me
@heady thunderin
khush haal
Imma barbie girl
gaand maar dungi
π π ...not physically possible
it is
it is

Such a impractical girl you are
I can vouch
Tune marwayi h kya?
Buddhi chahiye??



Thoda bio wio pdho bhai
Wo toh already h
@heady thunder christmas pe ek headphones gift karde
bhai mera birth certificate nahi hai ab wo dubara maang rahe hain π
behenchod
School me padhte wo to
Dubara paida hoja
Me kuch khufiya padh raha
ya banwa le
Yo waddup


Tedpole
and apparently 6 mahine se zyada lagega nikalne me
Ye kya bawasir h ab
lode lag gaye
10th me h?
Mere paas to bachpan se hai
we have to cook jessie wala
ohh shi
No
Tadpole hota hai wo
Kuch safe nhi hai
Tu tedpole hi hai
I hate Chemistry lovers
12th?
Chemist wala
Yes
Aur tu lassi me sarso ka jhaag
Maza toh sting + lassi me h π
Berozgaari me logon ko kya kya karna pdta h
Sahi baat hai
Kabhi yellow waali pe h?
Except Savita Bhabhi
1 baar, uske baad nahi
Dost bol raha tha beer ki tarah taste kar raha hai
Tabse nahi pii
I feel like urine would taste even better than that shit
Mai utna bhi Punjabi nhi hu
Pata nahi mene kabhi piya nahi
Pee ke dekho
Kisi urine drinker se puchna padega
Kaun ho skta h?
Nahi, cow walo se puchna padega
Paresh Rawal jese log

π
"Dawai h re "
raat ke 1 baj rhe..but bhook lag rhi ab
Hawas ka bhukhad
Kis type ki? 
wo us me rehta hai
street food
red light bol raha wo
Oh π
nhi mangwa sakta
haan
Wha bhi miljayega koi pepporoni waala
Dine - in krna pdega fir
har tareeka ka
hi
yaar india me khane ka maaze he kuch aur hai
Bro got priorities
@cinder steppe tumhari pfp dekh ke Esa lgra tum venom tech waale bande ho
vo kon hai?
nahi bhai
aadhaar de diya
works
8th class ki photo lagi hai aadhaar me πππ
ohh
show
Maine nhi bola mai abhi padhne jaa rhi
Zyada mt bol
"bus padhungi"

Me 2 bachho ka baap lagta hu adhar card pic me 
crazy times
Abee bc

Chala gaya tha
Bol na
Abhi phone dekha

Ki charge hua ya nhi
Abe
@arctic kelp 100J
Dekh dekh

π€£π€£
Yeh dekho
shabash
Aa gaya
Hello sai
tu hi kar sakta ye
Subhe subhe
padh le
warna mere jaisi halat hojaegi
kaisa h
1.5 chat
Dhawal ke saath duo baithna padega you mean???

sexy
Arre bkl

mai anpadh hi best hoon
Shadi karni hai jaldi?
Thickass
100janya aaj kal chid chidi rehti hai
Haaaa
kaisi hai

kya hai
Goodhoon yar tu bta
thickass se yaad aaya
woh waale din? π
Woh toh nhi abhi
Tu unpadh hi haiii wdym
thik hi hun
Guys... I won 2k at madhur model yesterdayππ―
zyada muh na chale tere
@graceful arch wyaaaaa
Nah aise hi bas
Yeh Messiah ke texts padh ke lagta jaise toh phele pata nhi 100ju ke saath kya hi krta tha yeh

Jo ab ni kr paa raha
Dekhaaa?
toh padhle


Haa haa
Meri bas ki baat nhi hai bhai padhai likhai
Sab dekh raha hu
@arctic kelp insta dm padhlega toh yeh marr hi jayega π€£ π€£
koi baat nahi
kya hua bachha
call karu?

Koi na β€οΈ cutie π―
Nhi
Abe bc woh toh ajeeb cheezein tu hi bhejta hai
hahaha
bola tha bsf hai
ππ
Yeh bada unhinged sa hai
kon 
Jabki wo 3 saal purani hai 30 ka lagta hu
Meri nhiii
wapis chudega tu
konsi
how old are you now?
Jisme wo kehta h
okay
2 naav pe pair g phat ke kuch kuch
sad
pati fauj mein patni mauj mein?

Wtfππ

tf @heady thunder π π
google krle, sachme movie h
Tu fauj mai dhawal mojj mai
21 ig
HAHAHA
"ig"
ye kya haiπ π

yeah ig
lol


nice
Mere liye time Sable nahi hai
i have started forgetting my age
Most of the time I feel 44 here
ig anything after 20 feels the same
hum dono same lagenge ye photo aisa haiπ π
@arctic kelp @hasty lark ek update dena hai dono ko, lekin sv safe ni h
Aao ek sv banaye
Dm krdeeeee
nahi I was very tanned
because school

ek group dm bana deta hoon
updated photo maine print nahi karai
Ew kaise bola
π π
isliye maine ukulele seekha
itna jyada
haha
yes
Wassup bro
Wo to himym me bhi rehti hai
but how's your face the same
Ukelele
Nothing much, u
Michelle jackson
i look the same since 7th class
yess
yes.
Ohh I see
Watching anime
and height bhi sirf 1 inch different
Bhojpuri dubbed??
1 inch
Hunter x hunter
Sounds bsdm
Punjabi
πΊ
Ohh I see
4'4 me
bade hote hote bas 5'6 ho payi
Sachi ?
Haan
hahah
batli
wo to me hu hi
yes π π
it's actually tall for women
you should
I don't see anyone my height
ik ik
Me neither
aww
Mera 5'8
ted are your parents also dwarfs?
Arre waah waah
Thank

Itna sach nahi bolna hota hai
anant ambani aap yaha
oops
Let the people confuse about it
Me bhi heels pehen ke 5'11 hojata hai
Just like I do
Pese nahi hai bhai
Thanks
uh huh
to matlab motapa hai?

Haan, just like Jack black

jitne bhi chahiye
2 ft
lady gaga shit
She's Diva
yes
Bisexual hai ig
she looks very kissable
if you've seen her without makeup
kissable se yaad aaya
Mene usko dekha hai bina ππ
π€π€
kya
kya
also, how?
usne khud diye the scenes wo
tujhe nahi bola
ooh okay
ohh
american horror story me
haha ππ
movie dekhle
nahi
dekh dekh achha series hai
nahi dekhna abhi kuch

Latina Mami

You should
Hi

Bander 
I'm not lesbian

Bi
kya

Keso ho bander
Does lasbian make kids
Yes
Zinda hu bas 
Same
@heady thunder sun
Nahi

Why
Achha
Kyun
Din bhar yahi hota hai
Exams aa gaye hai





"Talk to me" dekha h kya @golden agate ted

I wonder who it is
Who am I
Haan
One of the creepiest horror movie


Sala hasata bhi h aur darata bhi
boh to m hoon

aaja muh m lele dhikh gya to
π€’
Ho tho
skrillex bhai Marathi Marathi mat kia karo idhar
Nope dekho
chutia movie h
Skrill rss se hai
Daarubaaz aagya
chup laure
daaru piike pada rehta h bass
dekha hai pehli baar saajan ke aankhon me pyaar
teri ma ke bistar pe
Darudaa
Bedsheet chor
Oh dusra h koi
sala
skrillex to marahi m hi bolta h bass sala idar bhi maharastra kar rh gai
ted bhai ka mast hai kuch bhi bolte rehte
Accha h
bandar kya jae adrak ka swad

Kon bandar

I block him
loll
Hehe jalte hai sale
bander skrillex ki vhat p double tap kar
No monkey business
Chat*
The Monkey Man dekho
Dkeha
Dekh ki
Jordan Peele ki ye bhi hai
li*
Boring ae
ohh noice noice
nahi kia block
Lion deko uska
As expected from you
hloooo
Dekh liya
Abhi man me aya tha bolu
John wick kaha aur kaha monkey man
Aise me to John Woo ke movies k aage wo bhi kuch nahi hai

Guyz meri ek kutiya thi xyz naam ki reveal nhi kar skta voh kuch dino se gayab h pehli baar use railway station p dekha th ab pata nhi kidsr h koi help kar skta h kya
hii
Nai dekha uski
Ye cinema ki hypocrisy matt hi kiya karo teenagers wale
hlo
wsupp guyss
Isne kya hypocrisy
Pata hai nahi dekha hoga
Nahi pasand aayi to John Wick se compare lol
John Wick me story nahi hai proper
ted bhai ne itne movie dekh liye h ki ab unke ghar m bhi adipurush ho gya h
john wick fav h meri
Jab tak uske sequel nahi aaye the
Jason Statham best
kuch bolna nhi usko

Jason is good but
Goat tho me hu
han true
Abeh jason mathun ke 14 john wick se best nahi h kuch
kuch bhi
jyads libir libir mat karna john wick ke upar kuch nhi sununga


Chlo m jata
Dekh ke maja aaya
Bye bye
byeee
Ye sab bolta hai or chup reheta hai
wo sab common hai
konsi

Dhurandhar ko
log ab bhi dhruv rathee dekhre
Me to subscriber hu
suna hai jis movie ko roast krta hai vo hit jati hai

Nah he didnt use logic

Felt like brainrot
Wo propaganda ya problamtic ko roast karta hai
esa kya kiya tune jo goat bn gya
me to kehra hu dhruv rathee se paid roast karalo movie achhi jaegi
Kuch nai karke 
Woh Arjun Rampal ko kya hua movie mr
whay he say?
Pro BjP movie hai wo

mai to dhruv rathee ka supportter hoon bhai libir libir kari to pakle jaoge
1000cr bhi ho skti kya?
Aur Sanjay ko q add kia woh movie me
kya pata
to acchi baat hai na
Har 5 min me cigg q light karre the
sai bhaiya pair laagu
jaa sakti hai kyuki avatar itna chal nahi raha
hahaha π€£π€£
jug jug jiyo
Fr?
π
me chal raha so called cinephiles ka reaction dekhne hai
Haan, usme aisa hairan wali kya baat hai
ted bhai ese ghatak sabd ka matlb bata ke jaya karo
jaldi hi ek movie bangladesh pe banegi
ladkiyo ko inpress krunga
Lol

ohh kaise
Just like Hitler did

@sly scaffold pitegi 
Kaunse
piss in their mouth
cinephiles
Bhai ye ww austria se start hui na
ykyk
wdym
Movie ka name hai
Aaj ke time koi ho skta hai

Movie lover so called
Yes
Ohhh
Nothing

Cine-sexuals
ye kaun betichod h jisne ulti react kia h
Achhi movie hai wo
Chalo this is no my type
expected skrillex

isko kuch acha nhi lgta
One of the best Shrek movie universe
abhi jihn wick ke baare m.bola to thak tiki kar dunga
kya
John wick chytiya movie
me black jaguar as a pet rkh skta hua kya?
ab bhul gaya
lol
Rakho rakho
fein fein fein fein
skrilex ki biwi chutiya
MI best h tom cruise wali
Badmos bander tera.humour humare smjnke bahar h
hi
darubaaz bhagjaa yhnnse
Haa me hu hi itna funny
Transporter 2nd best
true

abe ma chuda na
kaha milega?
aby tu daru pile na
β€οΈβ€οΈ
love love
(Crying from inside) 
tu batayega ab
Mukesh Ambani ke zoo me
Isko toh block hi accha h
Bachhe aa gaye
Lol

@sly scaffold show up twink 
ted ye emoji π€£ π€£ π€£

selmon bhai
π€£
Haa kro vese bhi kaha baat hoti
chori krna hoga mere ko

Fake tag karta
Penguine ho na

Wahi karo fir
By practicing
But not the bird
Dc comics

Me kabhi gossips Me join ni hosakta
okay okay

Toh bsdk dekhna movies
Ik the pfp

Tame ni hai bhai

Culture me nai ghusega toh kaise hoga involve

Yaha ki bakchodi k liye hai 
Interesting logo ke saath rahan seekh
Abe voh theme ni milta
Oz hai ye
Bandar aur penguin
Interesting log muje kyu accept karenge
singh jedi tu flasphy chd de

Gotham show wala joker hi accha tha
abey ye aaj kal ke nalle berozgaar yhn aake movies m gyaan denge ye nalle chapri vhappal chor saale john wick ko chutiya bolenge saale aand jesi shakal ke uske gutne tak to pahuchenge nhi john wick ke ki pencil ke barabar to h nhi usko glt bolenge
Achha
Baat krne ka try kr, baat krna sabhi ko pasand hota hai

Ye aaj kal k gandu bacche ko chota bheem aur shinchan k alwava kuch dekha bhi h inn log ne
Mark Hamil Joker>>>>>
translate plz
abey tu shinchan ki biwi ka name bata de bass

Animated wala crazy h
lol
Shinchan commits selfharm in the end of show
haan
Eeenaaa Meena deekaaa ...tututurrururu
berozgaar
Kartik bsdkaaa...
Oswald bolte
Shinchan bhi nhi aata
Tututrururu
boujee π«
Oyee trutru
Oz short hai uska, pura Oswald Cobblepot


good going
bander tu sbko copy krta rahega kya
yea
π¦
skrillex ka muh m dahi jam gaya ek question puch lia to
Mene kya copy kia
Penguin 
laal mirch
Wo gaan me daalo
Kyu chaiye
Mast seiers hain ...
Nah i dont care
Usne mujhse copy kiyaa ha8
cz u dont know the answer
Marvel kids won't understand
It wont matter even if i know
Hello
hi
𦦠se pehle me π¦ bhejta thaa
Aa gaya angrez
yo @acoustic beacon
Hi solo ab tu hi akhri hai
Hiiu

sup sexy

lol
kitne saal ka ahe?
For whome
ohh
hmm
what

yea
What is gift
idk
Scent
who
Ohh
idk

in inr probably around 8-9k
Kis khusi me gift
christmas
Birthday?..

Ohh acha
yessir
She is ind
mhm
What
Hmm
not hmm but βmhmβ


18

wbu
I dont age
0?
16 it is
Infinite
17?
Nah
20?
Nope
67?
21
Hmm


dead ahh chat
Btw did your parents accept for gf
Its like 2 AIs talking to each other
they dont mind but shes not my gf yet
Hmm crush?..
Are u gora
no
Or brown
Gorapakora
brown

uh idk js feel like way too much
Hmm
And they hate u
AI doesnt count
What you studying
college
Bio data de do
Which degree
no AI

data science
What is ur height
1st year
around 5β11-6β0

180-181 cm
gud
Liar
blud why would i lie
yea
Im 6'2
good
Ok
Avg is 5'6
im exactly between 180-181cm
I believe u
goodboy
What sports u play
badminton
And now you believe
and tennis sometimes

uh js offline games in playstation
Coz the ball is in their court
yes
Ba dum tss
balls
lol

Isko humour bolte lale
i wanna
Haa vhi muje bhi sikha de

@lusty mantle kalle kalle?
??
Just watch standup comedy learn their setup
Hmm π€ okay
Guitar is very difficult
achha fir thik hai
@viscid ivy touched me last night and i still havent recovered from it
U need high level of hand eye coordination
Used one?


selmon bhai
yooo adityaaaa
Nah it says 2k-10k i can get it in 30mins

On instamart


but which one tho
aa gaya aashiq
im looking for an electric guitar
shayla
Blinkit

U dont have
yaha bhi

im looking for an electric guitar

not the acoustic one
podcast dede
Yrrr
tea dede
Neend aarhi
bore hora


Kl deti hu

