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gold toh sky rocket krra hai
1 30 pahuch gya

august mein 1 17 pe liya tha
abhi 1 30 hai
Balance me 300rs pade hai
gold k naam prr sirf digiGold le sakta hu
2 mahine mein making charge nikal gya
Or tum sab ye bhos bhangada kar rhe

gold flakes
3 lakh per kg
Yeh papa ko bolrha tha
Gold/Silver bech do, jitna bhi hai (pta nii hai bhi ke nhi)
Kehte
Behen ki shaadiβ
Arre chup kro yaar


gold kabhi bechna ni chahiye
ik
unless u r in financial trouble or woh gold bech ke tum naya gold le rhe ho
(mujhe bechna hai prr, fir tour pe nikal lunga)
silver girega

lode
Thank uu
bhoslundike, yeh J kaha se nikala?
Tera buttplugg hai kya
Aapki taraf se mai khel leta hu
Aap 15ghante weekly kaam krke aao
Aur mujhe transfer krdena paise

Hoi
ek aur job wali ladki
Hii
incum tax return se gold lete hain papa

Ek to naam sahi krdeta hu mai
Deadpool hu, koi pehchaane ka bhi ni
nikaal dia aapko?
Parle G 
Andr aane ni dia abhi tk

aap Harijan ho?
mere mama hi CA hain papa ke
Lgta h Nhi dene wale h

Harijan

Harijan ko andar aane nhi dete?
Arre mil jaayega 
Mere duaa hai aapke saath (fir aapko pizza bhi to bhijwana hai)

aapki bhi wahi hongi in future 
Howw omg teache the na
Jiji
Banno ki Saheli
Resham ki lodi πΊπ»
nam badal le lode
oh ho ho ho
Mere tez bhaagne se koi aapatti hai tujhe?
Acha
tez toh tu teri biwi se bhi bhaagega, fir woh mere pass aayegi slow slow krne


Meri biwi to tuu hi haiii




mai sochra tha
Mere paas jio phone h button wala usme valo khel skte h kya 
2gb ram hai jiobox ka π

Hi
Wow

abb lost kj ko molest karegi


kal krri thi naa
Bolna wla
Lostt ko meri taraf se gili pappi


Ye deadpool nai aya server
Gili pappi



Aapko bhi 
Kesa ho
Love you Jon Hamm
lost aapki behen ko meri taraf se gili puppyy
sojao
Sexyyy, unlike messiah 
Konsa movie
minor h vo durr
Don Draper
Love you john wick 
minor toh mai bhi hoon 
Mere feed me sabke uski dance ke memes bhare pade hain
Mad Men dekha kya
mai Christmas eve ko waha hu kha jana chahiye 
Mast h
John Snow
vo ready horhi farewell h uska
My dihh

Chandigarh
Baad me
showw
messiah krta chik-chik-chik 
Uske muh me mera dicc dicc dicc 

mera pati dedpoo mujhe maarta hai
abhi usna merko show nhi kia

Jaakrr bartan dho !


Check #pictures
Mai bht baar aayi hu Chandigarh
elante is overhyped
U deserve it 
Clubs family ka sath jau
Mere saath aao 
You love lost
You get lost

Mahiyaaa ve sawa-sawa 

mai epistein files padh rha tha
aaj subah
Its a blank
Kal pura time hoodie back pe latka krr ghum rha tha
To sab mujhe aatankwadi smjh rhe the 
mike jackson ki ek fake foto daaldi hai kisi ne
jisme uske khud ke bacche hain

beehaar 

Michael Jackson to shuru se hi tha
I think u downloaded wrong files
Baby Lover
dadhi bhi waisi hi h
vahi na
#NotaProudBihari
*Bihar ke some people are nice
few
@hansen
@viscid ivy Day1 of being spy in pak
okk let me do a correction for Bihar
Bihar ke gine-chune people are nice*
Litti Choka
Naa to Karavaan ki talaash hai
Naa to Karavaan ki talaash hai
Naa to humsafar ki talaash hai βͺβͺ
yeah, v few days left ab toh
29
Pyar hai wo

Awww lelele
Call krke disturb krdu baccha?
Nasheeli chocolate laau baccha?
Books faad du aapki? 
Kamina haina tu
Never lend money to others
Book hogi tab faado gya na
litti chokha is overrated.
have litti chuja once
Exam se kya
litti with baby chickens
Meri bhen aarhi
Laptop todd du baccha?
500 mil jayega??
Mai toh kal exam ka baad Dalhousie ghumna jaa rhi 28 ko aau gyi fir
mai bhi aajau?
Chota bhai h?
Nai h pese muje hi chaiye 200
pls no
Shii
cute
itna gap
Abhi bhi bhai kii hi baat krrhe?
Ya Messiah k ling ki? 
meri didi aur mujhme 7 saal ka hai bas
Meri aur meri bhen me 5 saal ka
Bahot h gap
isse...to...kuch...yaad...aagya
bohot tez joke aa rha h
Kj apna bhai ka baap hai
second father
aise kisi k bhai ko do-baap ka nhi kehte
Manners??
kya mai bhi apki bhen bna jau
Abey not in that sense 
How can they be so close to each other after all that shit
kyu aap breast feed krwate ho?? 
Breast feed to...tuβ
aaja choos le

aunty hai iss server ki lost
Hello earth vasiyon

lost ka hart brake at 9:27

mai ek din aapko milff bolne waala tha π par server ne rok liya
Dhawal na har word ban kar diya h
aur kitna practice karu bhai
aur bando ko bhi

Bhai fe
Agar mai ban hui toh samaj jana
sai ko hara diya with 2 mins 14 seconds on clock, unka 0, in blitz
new year pe no holiday


aankh dard hone lga

Mai bhi nhi karti thi power baad gyi
3 saal se stable h abb
mera 4 saal se same power h
heinnnn kya chutiya company hai teri

Kitni h?
waah shampy waah
ye koi achievement nahi hai messiah sorry to tell you

Bade bkl log hai
Ek toh bc thandi ne gand maarli hai upar se aaj baarish bhi ho gyi mkc πππ
Power hum
Logo ki hai fir

sar dard? 
Hello kj
tujhko defence me jana h
ye bhi koi power hai
mera chashma sar dard ki wajah se h
@graceful arch kha ho aap itni dino se u are being missed
Eggzatly

Kaisa hai bade dino baad aaya
ye to ek decade pehle tha mera
Walking shuru karde
mujhe 9th mein lg gya tha
no
chashma
@chilly socket
tum raho, dard rahe, jaam rahe
zindagi bhar ka intjaam rahe
kabka aagya hu
remember me?
bhai kon lekar ja
Acha badhiya baat hai ye toh
No ig you are some guju canadian

abey ye bhi thik h
Tu 20 ka hokar 4yr me hai aur mai 22 ki ho kar 4 year me
Life is so unfair

no
me to lustpreet ka dost hu idk u
Aur tu
sabko bta do mera name
I have turned
nov me
naam bhi kaam pr se aaya hai kya karu

bhyi gaali dene wali hai lost
Sojao
see sone ki baate
Tu sabse youngest
kab sudharegi
school kab start kar diya tha tuna
Ye Israel Palestinian kya situation h
Tu Chandigarh me tha na

Jo India Pakistan h whi

Never ending
Chan-dih-garh

Canteen
Hi yolu
No i mean what started it

Religion probably
Ab toh Oct 7 attacks started it

Kesa ho
kv ka launda
Bhai ko mela lekar jao
good bhai bnao
gooood ap btao
Good
Ooh
Acha school carnival h
Mess tu kaha rehta h
crazyyy, i have a friend from there, wanna meet??
Puryanvi
Mat
Jao
fir
@vestal dome meet @coral walrus
Boldo nhi jaa saktha period aagya
dalal bolre ho? 
Yaasu da janam hoya bhaga vali raat
Ji
Haww
mod ko tag kardo
ruko jaata hoon
Kya hota hai waha
@mod
Humare mtlb ka nhi hai fir
Doob maat jana (I hope)
Yesss
Gyi hu
Merko vo ekk badi aesthetic bakery khuli h
Waha jana h

Rukh name baat rhu
Rhi
Save ki hu
Teadokidoki
@coral walrus
iska
Pastry kitni aesthetic haina
Reel me dekhi m
Will try this
reddit has too much porn

Achi nhi h mtlb?

Reel me toh tha

Thank you mera pasia save kar diya

Social acha h
tru
Soup pina jau gyi pick-and-move

6 mahine
bijness trip pe gya tha
Same

aur bigad na jaao
sameee, iss saal dubai gye the., wahan se woh shekh waale kapde pehen ke photo bhejre the

Papa log ese kyu karte h

Both with parents jao. Maza aata

Sachi bol rha

Parents akela na chale jaye ye plan bta na ka baad ki beta good idea tum bhen ko dekho hum hokar aata h
maza aagya

Abb pura din gas kar gya tu

Lmao parents maan jainge usme kya hebhai
aapko bhot experience hai

Same

punjabi huna
dalal
Paper ki padai kar
Haan mujhe naam ke ilava kuch nhi aata tha paper me
Date


I feel
Yaha date nhi likhni hoti
Kya faida date ka
date par tho jana chaiye bas
Yus yus
Meri maa bol rhi mai haath se nikalte ja rha hoon

Sahi bol rhi
Aunty

Chicken nuggets 
@night jewel tujhko pta h dhawal ka mummy papa very cool vo dono dc me hai
Bekar hota
Ohhh
Mai tho kuch karta he nhi

Vo bolti bure bache pura din discord use karte 
Aao aur sabzi kaato
Kisi din aunty se talks karvado
And help karo kitchen me
Yes karni chahiye
kya pta
Aap househusband bna jao
Kiske?
Kiska toh

@past shuttle aaj aap vc me nhi ho
Dhawal ka sath
Xd xd
Bro why ur parents on discord π π
dhwal bhi dc pe hi hua tha
Ye baat kaha se aai?

ohh maaa gawwd
long time
bruthaar

truly
Use nhi karte
bas hai
tu chali ja miss karra tha dhawal tujhe

kisike parents reddit pe h kya 
tauba tauba gc me kya kya bolra

@heady thunder aa chess khele ye kaam me kuch nahi rakha
πππ
@heady thunder aajao ek blitz match
mera papa reddit use krta h 
lmao
haar jaungi
koi baat ni

Uth gya 
Mera parents insta
Mere parents chatgpt se baat karte
good
Ki mera beta kab acha baccha bna gya?

haan
noobs, mere dadaji chat gpt use krte hain
Tera uth gya? I mean tu uth gyi? 

mere paas hai
noobs, mere dadaji hai hi nahi
Iske dada ji puchre hai chatgpt se umar kaise badhaye
Noobs chatgpt he mere dada hai
Insta be deactivate h uska
Tag has been lost already how will anyone see it
Yes uth gya


mere to abhi abhi chal base
Dhawal single child haina
oof
woh toh mera bhi h
lekin 5 din pehle reel bhja tha use
dhawal tournament karao
@heady thunder https:/ /link.chess.com/play/xx3Ltu
kya mtlb merko block kar diya
bhai mere
aajao
@tiny night aaj se snap me spam hogi
Ajeeb zone
Hii



aaj mai ache win streak pe hoon
@past shuttle company chhod de
Chess
@past shuttle company chhod de
blitz rating kya hai
1200 hai abhi 

Okie 
Kal meri ekk ladki meri class ki he hai
Vo call karke
Bolte
Merko 500 rupee de saktha hai kya
Mera acc me 15 rupee hai

And she even donβt talk
to me
Mai ek larki se hinge par baat kar rha tha. 3rd day par bolti can i have 2k
500 chahiye toh call karde
lostt sun

Bolo
abey gadhe
Ladyboi
nahi khelna
2k and my name is john cenaaaaaaaaa

kya
resign
Dhundh rhe doesnt mean discord wali he chaiye
r/amITA

ohh
Unko chalega
ye anonymous looking pic kaash koi meri bhi kheechta phir mai bhi lagati
umar ho rhi hai but itni nhi ki gc me se ho
tu chup reh
ruk me aata
lol
Me aunty ji se baat karta hu
maine kaisi baat kari
dhawal to baccha tha na
Sabki mummy ka no h apke pass
tha is the keyword
umar ho rahi kya bol raha



Sai vo aunty hai jo sabka rishta karti h
wfh
usse yaad aaya lostt ki mummy ko message karke aaya
Huh? Kisne bola
true
Rishta mat bhej xd
Tunuk tunuk tu
jaata hu har mahine
lostt ki mummy is too cute
Tana na

Ik

always felt so
mummy reveal time

sai
Ye achi baat hai buri?
me to kabse line marra lostt ki mummy pe
idk neutral
haa
Teri kya age hai
mujhe bacche zeher lagte hain though
aunty
Office ja
Bol bol
Sab office wla yaha hai

Office me kon h fir


Mai
mera bhai suddenly chess me interested hai π
Hun offis me
Offis me hu
secret santa


FE 25?
Noice, mujhse baat karwa
no
nice phone
he's asking me what's elo
FE 19 ki hai
@solid hatch dms 
Kya gift mila secret santa ka @past shuttle @solid hatch @lunar wren @prisma marsh
ohh
secret santa hi nahi hai
Bekar office 
abhi toh aayega 24 ko
Santa ne meri chutti cheen li
Tf ok
baatna fir
phir kehta hai 1500 rated bot aur human me fark hota hai? π

sad
Hota hai

mila toh dekhte
i know that, he was asking me
apna kya diya
Lostt kitni bhondu si hai
Nhi nhi mai bola hota hai bacha. U ok bacha call krun bacha
Bolte h

kuch bhi toh lun sv hai
kuch bhi nahi, vo banda kisi dusre office ka thaπ
guess
call cru baccha
No guess shh
lol
Shadi ki umar ho gai
mujhe to nahi puchi
Isi id pr tune face reveal kiya tha laadle
Deadshot ka sv haina


π€£
oohhhhh
I told him 1500 rated baccha aapko kaccha kha jayega π bot hara ke khush ho rahe
baccha and kaccha
Teri 2 id thi bhul gyi


Kiski kaacha
I lost to a few 1500s 
otb ya chesscom
1500 rupee
otb obviously
phir to thik hai
@true juniper 
yes fide rated the
@true juniper 
hmm
bhej
idk
Meri khudki
Nice
dhawal mein ek rahul gandhi toh hai, usne apni party duba di isne apna sv
DJP ( Discord Janta Party)

Server pr ache log he hone chaiye
main toh ye sv ki baat kar raha
Less is better
log he nahi haiπ
Toh fir Kab jaare 
@austere bridge No Spamming
This way with good people
lol
Achi se yaad aya
f
sui
kya hua
damn
Aur abb vo
you when
Honeymoon pix daal tha hai
Meri job lga gyi

Virginity tut gayi ab
tu usko block kyu nahi kar deti ab
shaadi soon
Biyah
Abb toh koi feeling he nhi
isme block unblock
Se kya lena dena
hmm good
yes soon
Hikaru akash ambani se mil kr aaya

hikaru nhi samay ki baate karo
Hikaru kon h
And mai hikaru se. Matlab only 1 degree of separation wowwww
thatβs the point
Idk
Kisi ne 6 degrees of separation padha hai?
@past shuttle ab tu bhi ambani ko jaanta

ππ

Bht sara kaam karna hai
Aur mai
Phone chal rhi
Aunty khana nhi deti
Ki tu khata nhi h

Breakfast toh bnaya hoga
Kuch


Ooh
Zero degree ka fries

Mashallah
bugetfriendly bhi
Tru
Tru

Mai meri ex ka sath bht jati thi
Month me 2-3 baar


Hum ghumta bht tha na
Hehe

Abb bc sab band hogya
Ghumna kya

not u dhaval ka bola
mera dost ambani ke ghar hokar aaya
usko invitation aaya tha
fir ek dost ambani ki shaadi me hokar aaya
bete ki
700 crore wali
mai he reh gya bas
ab mai apni shaadi ki inspiration kiss se lunga





Babla 
Abla Naari
Kaam to hota rahega
Tabla Naari

Job lagne ki
babla
Ye Chattisgarh ke log

State ko mt la lala
Kitna cool banne ka try krte hai
bc yahi log Pune ka naam kharab krte hai

Abeeee
Pr rehte ye junglo me hai

Jhaadiyon me

Behan ka lan hota hai

kitna attention seeker karegi


me to already jant
Agree
mast pfp







