#general-chat
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My skill issue
Civil engineering mein future hai
Future toh mera kahin bhi nahi hai
Icpc vibes

Blr is nice
@coral walrus I was the icpc invigilator in my college, itne cheater pakde mazze aa gye
The prelim online round
40ish
Most of them were cheaters
Mein toh jaake pehle vohi dekha tha
Unka lock hi ho gya
Ki bc kitna green hai ye
Abe lavde
Machine learning mein kya sikhate hai
Sirf coding
5x5 = 35
Acha
Calculator use karna aata hai
There is a guy TRC London intern, 2x icpc world finalist.
First yearites ki team ne uski team se copy kr liya ππ
Unka registration to khud cancel kiya haiβ¦
Bra π€€
Genuine cuz wdym polynomials are vectors
Aree unka to khatarnak aura hai
88 lakhs - 2 months
TRC full time bhi lag hi jana unko
Trc nyc 4.5 cr TC

Toh mujhe 250 dede
Ab gf se bhi paise mange mein sharam aane lag gayi haj
Dev role
Sem mujhe bhi chahiye

Like only focusing on cp?
ππ
Big mistake
Why did u do that?
U should
Some regrets should stay
Ohh yayy
Just cuz G is more famous??
ππ
πππ
G hi krna tha na
ππ
Woahh
Uhmm
Koina π
Work ex ke baad apply
ππ
Despo
BlackRock jao kuch zyada hi hiring krre hain
8 log uthaye wo bhi PS ke liye
Hiii
40ish tha PS mein
Full time ionno
Bits does practice school
Every student has 2 internships

Ek 2nd year mein
Abhi tak vohi baat
Ek 3rd mein
Yahan ek bhi nahi mil rha
Konse clg mein
bitsp
Uhmm understood
Mera bhi same scene
Contractual
Exactly
Uhmm
Ohhh
@north palm hello
Idhr mere dost ke papa ki hi company hai
10k Cr annual revenue
ππ
Quant founding eng ceo ππ
Dayumnnn whattt
Crazyy
Managing finances worth that much teaches a ton
Uhmm
Idhr lakhs move krne mein hi mere haath kanpte hain
Bade log
6 digits mein khelte ho
π
Ehehe
Eheheh
π€π€
Wtff
πππ
7 digit wale log π
Ohhh fuhhh
Digits and zeroes ulta boldia
Same
ππ
True
Real
Not even in a tier 1.5 like mine
ππ
Lmao
Meri shaadi to nhi honi wali
Aap karoge nhi
Aur main reject ho jaunga
Naww
I am too unclean to get married
ππ
ππ
Good
Atleast aap nashe nhi krte ho
Mera to game over hai
Yupp
Proud of you
I am really disappointed in myself π
What is it?
Yupp
I cant remember
I wonttt
ππ
Telll
π
Nahi hora I am too chopped
Real
Pehle fine shyt bnna pdega
No
ππ
Too under confident
My schedule is just studying, working and nashe
Terrible
Why ππ
Yea
Hatt jayenge ekdin
I have a chinese face with bad body proportion
I am not smarter than you when you were at my age
I will have to do goodβ¦
βyour physicalβ
πππ
Statement gone sexual
Iβd try
Also I have no mental energy to be able to be with someone
I am a really bad boyfriend
True, baal to jhad hi rahe hain
πππ
Game over
ππ
Unc era begins
Mere yahan ke 4th yearites to proper unc lagte hain
ππ
Gonna be me
Patchy molester beard I have
Ek bhaiya to bald ho gye hain
IMC trading mein hain wo bhi
Imagine that everyday I see a bald guy carrying bournvita to the mess
ππ
Yes the first time I saw him, Mereko proper koi mil gya wala feel aa gya
True
He is autistic π
Unko hello bola ekdin, wo react hi nhi kr paya
He took 10 seconds to think
Then said hi
Then he runs to his room
ππ
Genuine lekin insaan badhiya hain
He built systems that handle transactions amounting to 6 cr yearly for the college
Goated
Ye bhi extremely low latency
Like now all payments happen through that system only
ππ
ππ
Wow
Chumtiya admin
The administration here has young people
So they are a lot more flexible
πππ
Tf
Sad
Wahi to
I fw 40 year olds heavy, hardworking, responsible, aware sab hote hain
True
60 saal ke baad dimaag kharab hone lgta hai
I have a prof in the eco dept
He is ancient
80 honge aaram se
Bits se hi phd ki thi economics mein in the 1970s
Wo ekdin dept ke freshers se milne aaye
Hamein darr lgra tha ki kuch ho na jaye
But extremely knowledgeable
Unko ek khasi aa jaye to game over hai unka
ππ
Build culture
Which you have done
Aage jaake ho jayega
Lg to rha hai
U were keeping it alive
Vipul garg π he will do good
Uhmm
Ohh thatβs so nice
What about Pavni Gupta?
I am sorry I remember weird stuff
ππ
again culture
Ohh nice to know
Right
Unke paas itni zameen hai, they dont have a reason to work hard
Ik
Same experience I have had
I have not seen them think about anything which is not material
Main reh nhi pata unke beech
aaise stereotype nhi karte bhai logo ko. na he bura bolte hai kisi ke baare me
πππ
kya pta unhi ke zammen par kaam karna pare
ππ
Sad day it would be
Race change procedure π€
sad nhi it just means what goes around comes around. tabhi ye sub nhi bolte
Lahori punjabi
also end me same he income bracket me aati 80-90% of the population of your pool
good morning
i mean at the end of the day it is
morals are something you internally feel
nothing to do with others
end me paisa he sub kuch hai
and you might have the same money as the person who did no work
and both will be satisfied and happy (or not)
Hey
hi

Kindly check DM
@coral walrus
@silver heath
@heady thunder
@fringe quest
Swiggy pe tree decorate kardo
bas laptop on karra
acha
link bhej
sahi me thodi karra
lmao ok
haha
upgrade karle
tu tho ameer hai
abhi vaise ram prices thore high hai
ye kab hogya
puri?
full
puri kelie 500 bahut hai
ruk
ok
u removed from ur insta, so i bloked u 
maine kisi ko yeh ni kaha h,plz show proof maine aisa kaha hai. maine bas kaha h we used to be best friends, baaki yeh tg faaltu bolta h
yeh kb boldia maine?
jyada ni hora tera?
@silk pivot tu 1 baat pe 1000 baat lga ke mt bola kr, and krta h toh tag mt kiya kr
subah subah mood kharab krdiaa
hawww bhai @steady ocean
ye galat hua asstits ke sathπ
@heady thunder e dating lafda

Paani zara chat me aana
abey maine kuch baat hi ni ki hai regs se
jo woh itna kuch bolgya apne mann se
kya baat karra
to ye log jalre
bhai aap hi btao ek chiz
@steady ocean Tumne mere bhai ko itna galat samajh lia dusro ki baat peπ
and i added her after so much lafda
self respect ki maa chuda ke add kara tha
so maine block krdia
i don't see any wrong in what i did
nahi ye remove kyu kardia achanak
idk
ye to galt baat hai
and i always avoid talking about her
yeh toh maine kisi ko ni kaha aaj tk
ki we were dating
yeh bhadwaa tg
iski mkc
@crisp frost teri mkc lawde
yeh bhadwaa fake baatein likhta h gc pe

*e-friendship lafda
time to be gayab
ye sab kuch nahi ho sakta
kaha ho tum chale aao tumhe dil ne pukara hai @chilly socket
that's what she said
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that too
that's what you said
mujhe bolne ka mauka nahi mila
zaruri nahi ki jab bhi bola jaaye kisi ko sunane ke liye hi bola jaaye... kuchh baatein khud se bhi bola jaati h
ye toh delusional lag raha
agar ye delusional h to aap bhi delusional h
ye sab toh likh loge tum par apna delusion kaha se laoge π¦
mujhe delusion me rehne ke liye kisi ki jarurat nahi jaise ki tumne pyaar karne ke liye pyaar ki hi jarurat nahi
heinnn π¦π¦
heinnn nahi haannnn
Vc akr krlo ye kya chat chat khel rhe

Hein
Hello bhaiya
check who reacted that+1
Dekha
This is soo bad
Going to office
π
Vo bhi thandi mein subha subha
itni Subah?
7:30 niklugi jaldi ready ho gayi aaj
mujhe to dedh ghante baad jaana h
badhiya
Uthe kyu ho itni jaldi
nind khul jaati h
Yo
Ok sai ji
Let's see

udhar thand kitni hao
Hai thand 2 din se
Uske phele tho bilkul nahi thi
12-15 hora hai

Jab ghumne gaye the tab laude lag gaye theπ π
itna bhi kharab nahi hu me
arre alia bhat from raazi
Areee
Itni subha kon rakhta hai office
Mein nahi kar Rahi yaha aur kaam bas 3 mahine aur bas
Chuppp
Ab bus nahi aaraha

Thand lag raha hai mujhe
Hemlo
ye kya baat hui 
ruko me kambal leke aaya
Good morning
Lao lao
No fren ...

Goodmorning

Morning good jii ...
Haan ji
ab kal jaa hi raha hu to ek chai bhi leta jaunga
Hein
kya
okay ruking
Koi ek gaana batao
chaand se parda kijiye kahi chura na le chehre ka noor
Done
But aisa vibe nahi chahiye
Sleeping vibe mein kuch chahiye
saans by ustaad shujat khan sahab
subah subah ye sab yikes
puch to leta kyu hataya reason justified na ho fir hataa deta aur pencho tune seedhe block hi krdia
abey isme bhi meri hi galti???
bura lga bhai
krdiaa
fiqr na karo

ohh
chal mujhe hara
okay
Sunti hu
Ok
btw mai abhi uthi hoon so half neend me hoon
haan tab haar jaunga
arre jox
challenge accept kar

bhej
bheja hai
@night jewel @viscid ivy uth jao


Monday ki
Maa
Sister

Resign karke kya hoga

Maa bhen bolna tha
morning didi
kkrh kab utha?
@vestal dome paani kb aayegi?
dollar me salary mat resign karo
5:30 pe utha aaj. classs mein tha
Bandi ka karcha bhi toh uthna hoga apko
puchti hu aaj
good
pheli naye job fir change karo
kuch toh karcha hoga
bolna aastik yaad krra tha
no exam today?
Where finding abb!
Hn hn 8:45 karu gyi cab
thori si dedo
all the bestt
Aree bhai
Salary ana ka baad dedu gyi
Hola amigo
Thankkk you

Tattoooo
Little 
10k-20k
20kx30= 600k


5-6 lakh kamata h kj
@coral walrus 
ek mahine ka
Do u like him as jiju?
mai btau mujhe kaisi chahiye?
distance mai cover kardu gyi
if u r the sister, yes
nhi tu neet kar
Yes
toh kro naa
Bangalore i will come
For u
mai bolta aapki choti behen
paisaa hainaaa
uski 12vi hone do
fir milwaa denaa
kj ko toh request bhi nhi bhej saktha
gg
give kro
accha khela
Hn
mujhe to pata hi tha


ek 10k bhejna
tu kharab nahi hua, maine improve kiya thoda give me some credit
wahi to bolra me
huihuihui
koi baat nahi kj me ek biriyani bhi accept karlunga

kj ek kurkure hi blinkit krdo
kj ek lays bhi
okay mutton biriyani bhejna agar jyada dena ho to
lostt se to mutton biriyani hi lunga
gay 
thoda sa kya hota hai
wdym thoda sa π
adha cup gay
sirf 1 inch andar waala gay?
π
upar upar se karna gay
wtf

meet up pe swayam kj ko apna meat show karega
jabse taylor swift ka engagement hua, swayam ne party badal li
Better

tiger Shroff
hi @cunning garnet
wo saamne se bol raha hai wo gay hai
Kj gay hai
bana dia kya hota hai conversion camp chalare hum
thoda sa
ye kya karna lga gya ho sai aap
lost bechari kj ke saath shaadi ke sapne dekh rhi thi
lmao
no
what's wrong with being gay
tera joining kab hai bata pehle

Ladki nahi milegi


Wo bhi to specify kar ki gay porn
vc aake dekho
Ab wo heterosexual porn dekh ke agar khada hora to usme kya samjhega
ab tho interview me hugne ki aadat si ho gai hai
aap ho toh sure
Ye kya boring baat karra
interesting topic ke bich me
aajao. sai bhi hai 3som ke liye
company interesting he thi mere liye

but i agree
admin hai to kya isse interesting manle hum
ladki kaun maan gayi
lmao
arey aap mai aur kj
kyu threesome sirf raat ko hota hai
mera jasu jasu mera jasu jasu
me to straight hu mujhe kyu ghasid rahe
parr vc toh sirf dhawal ke saath krte ho

Dhawal us me bandi dhundra mere lie
vc mein dalali krte ho 
@urban schooner
hai na tere liye
US me kyun chaiye
maar degi mujhe
marwa le
tu to thoda sa tha na
waise kaun
aur kya chaiye
kj bhai sharmao ni
kj hiding his face in a blanket
Pegging sirf hawt ladkio kelie allowed hai

matlab bestfriend pe gay crush hai kj ko
isiliye bestfriend qaum badnaam hai
aap straight ho?
wahi
itne sab me kj ne mera biriyani nahi bheja
kj straight people don't decide who they would bang if they were gay
khud ki muthi count ni hoti 
fir tu kaise bolri thi ki me straight hoti to korean ladka dhundti
πππ

don't insult me by calling me straight
nepali chalega? @heady thunder
chalegi*
nepali ladkiyan to sundar hoti hain
kya tez thand h bhai
hide inside kj
wtf

oops
aao
Chalo gn
tu tha yahape?
sbb btao kitne din se ni nahaye ho
Lmao haan
@heady thunder hookup, marry,kill
reble, ayesha takia, sunidhi chauhan
khudka 6 din na nahana justify aise nahi karte
reble
mai kal hi nahaya tha, 5 din baad
ye kaisa answer hai dhang se likh kaun kya
kill rebel, hookup ayesha takia, marry sunidhi because obviously
obviously π
ππ
yes wtf
ayesha takla?
wtf
yeh kon h
wanted dekhi hai kj?
Dono gay
uski actress
wanted waali cocaine?
kj gay toh hai
Fe thoda difficult Megan fox, meghan markle, aishwarya rai
waah kya apt description hai
aishwarya rai ko selmon bhoi ke pass bhej dunga
kill meghan
hookup megan
marry aish
damn same choice π
lol
kaise
kj, kill hookup marry saman khan, srk, saif
meghan markle is also hot
yeah
yeah but not that hot compared to the other two
hmm aish nahi dena tha
kuch aur deta achha hota
gay
kj who turned you gay?
mai toh hugh jackman ko dekh ke gay bangya tha
those abs man
im bi
use belly kehte h
belly dance

bruh
change jennifer lopez by aniston
π
dalal sai 
meri marzi

fe pagla gayi
kj likes older men 

ohh pencho sahi kehra tha

Goodmorning
lopez to singer hai ma
aniston friends waali rachel hai
Good
haan usko add karra tha me
Tum batao
π
Sahi hai
@heady thunder updated list
tbh usme se angelina jolie meri favourite hai so marry her
okay
bc bradd pitt usse 1 saal shaadi krke divorce dedia, fir jenni ne shaadi hi ni ki
ohh matlab fe ka chance hai
ππππ
50s mein hai woh π π π
has kya rahi baaki do bata
messiah tumhari chess rating kya hai
@heady thunder you mind?
1380 thi 2 mahine pehle
hookup scarlett and kill jen
abhi 1180 hai
damn
not at all
Tez bhaagne wali pussssssyyyy mein chumti kaat di 
oh nice, otb rating hai?
nhii 
aww 
chess com blitz


rapid mein 1200 hoga
oh almost same
kyuki meri nahi badh rahi
Fe ne haradia aaj
kyunki mai kheta ni jyada, and mai haar jaata hoon abb
mera male ego hurt hua
mai 900 se 1380 1 week mein gya tha
fir 2 din mein 1100 hogya tha
aaj 1200 karungi

rapid is boringg
1137 current
3+2 khelo
same
wahi khelti hoon
1242
phir bhi mujhse haar gaya
maine 2000 rated se draw kiya tha ek baar
Mera fragile male ego shatter ho chuka hai
bullet rating btao sbb
yayyyy
me ab ias banke badla lunga
mera 600 hai
π
Mai tho 6th ke baad xd class he nhi gya school ki
133
Zinda hai waha pe to maan sakta me
768 bullet
school jaata to na rehta
Bc fielding set ho gaya mera
bhai maine enuf matches hi ni khele h bullet mein, ek match jeetne pe 100 rating badh jaati h
bullet 544, blitz 788
same
same
6th ke baad bas chess kheli maine har din. No school classes. Only chess room
dono nahi khelta
New feature
kya rating hai?
aaj rating badha ke aaungaa
Double tap par ye hota hai
2200
2200 ke aas paas
mera π
usss
itne dedication pe to title wagera lena chahiye tha
Nhi samay ka mod more important lol
yikes
fide rating se title milta h, chesscom se ni π
fidw Rating hai uska
search kar
i thought wo fide hi bata raha hai
Fide hogi 16-1700 abhi
2200 fide IM hota h π
bas?
waha 1500 tha ig
Nhi 2400 hota
But tournament itna khela nhi mai
2500 gm and 2400 im
itna kam gap?
10-15 he khelen hai
bhai rating improve karo yahan kya discord pe baithe ho
U talked shit about me so I removed you
tournaments are too expensive
ni ladne mujhe
how much
varna tho bada leta
Maine khud tere messages dekhe hai bhai gc pe
And covid bhi tha

Hii
samay mod better
idhar ameer ho raha hai?
media industry se kuch tho paisa aa rha..chess me nhi tha
10 January
suitama
Chess players ke saath he uthta baitha still
Wtf

mujhe 11 ko mutton biriyani bhej dena
Abhi bhi
Fe
Bas khelta nhi hoon
Salary thori na 10 ko mil jaye gyi
around 10 jan ek aur tournament hai
But still surrounded by players
koi baat nahi
chali ja
10 bje ka paper hai abhi cab hui h
itna accha to nahi khelti ki dusri city jau waise
me aau lene?
Chess players ke around hone se zada paise mil rhe khelne se
tere city ke dekhe maine, ageist log U9 U11 kara rahe
ohh
so this is way better
mera kya kaam waha
discrimination due to age
Kj gay hπ
me 11 ka dikhta?
arey aur bhi honge
your dentist might be a bit too interested in your mouth
lostt apne fayde ki baat pe lag gayi π
uska gay radar baj raha tha
Maina kiss kiya hai
Kiss karna me
and very soft palate
kj ko
Guys

bahana chahiye bas kj ko ladki kisss naa krne ka

Arey arey arey 
Vaani@frozen minnow

omg
omg
aaapke nipples pierce krwa du?

Sai bkl
Mujhe nahi dena tha chummi
although I don't mind

Aur bata Sai gandu kaisa hai?

Arre me to majeme hu

You're back? Wait what???
haww
wait what
Omg hey babygirl π
Omgg longesttyyy timeeeee how are youu
longesty
Tujhe diya bhi nahiiiiiiiii
Aap kiski stepmom ho?
zesty? you are
@coral walrus Contact @wary crag for job he is hr
Didn't you disappear???
Hehehe yesss
I'm fine, tum batao kaisi ho cutie??
unfortunately
sabko ye kyu lagta@heady thunder
Change
karni thi na
server pe nahi thi isliye
Iss server ki
I am also fine
ohh haa
Mujhe achha laga π
Ooh
mujhe bhi chummi do vani 



