#general-chat
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dizzy
unke saath masti karo

@night jewel try this
NEET clear hojayegaaa
(Prr aisa accha lagega? doctor khud mareej hai)


chalta hu dua me yaad rkhna
dikkat what is your ethnicity?

Karri thi abhi tak ab bethe hai sab
aaj ki mutthi, aapki naam ki
ohh charging time
Yes
Dedpul bhai gooning bnd krdo
Gooning se unfunny hojate hai
theek hai
Kal kisine kisiko bola tu toilet mai phisal ke gir jaye aur teri sar kamod mai chala jaye 
Haan Haan theek hai
To aur kya cupboard me kroge
Kapdo pr
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Itni jldi maan gye

Veri funni haina 😅😅
😂😂😂😂 vahi na
Funny tho voh thi
hahahaha bhai, kya funny ho aap
mera laptop hasi se mobile hogya

Aur tum uske joke the

😂😂😂😂
Haina, thankuu
Aur matt hassna, landline hojayega
fax
my granny said travy you work too hard I am worried you'd forget about me

lund emoji bc, hatt 
maine nikia use
Dedpul bhai aap vo krte ho?
Kya lame ho yar
haan haan, self thought tha, galti se gc pe likhdia
Nhi, vo krna chhod dia hai
(Prr kya?)

Sax sux ki baatein
Haan chhod dia 
padhai ki baat hori thi... khair woh bhi chorr hi diya h tune
Achha fir vo to krte hi hoge
Abe yr me kitna lame hu nvm
exams khatam

nhi vo bhi nii krta
"bhai aaj 15 number ka chorr ke aaya"
For a change, I agree with you
Lame toh deadpool h
🥀
Ider itni bakchodi kari hogi tho paper me kitni backchodi ki hogi
Ye phool bethe hue lnd jesa kyu hai

Are woh solomon kha gya
Kis khushi me chhodkrr aaya 15 marks ka? 
NRI bakchod
@night jewel
lode tune bola tha

15 marks ka ghar aak hilaya hoga
bsdk, mai 30-40 marks ka chhodta hu
15marks jesa ajeeb figure kabhi nii
15 to uski age thi
rondu-potty-baby
you know you are not hard
😭 😭 😭 henry ki yaad aagyi bc
im hard rn
conscious krdia bc
Bas kro henryyy

my dihh bigger
Delulu ain't the solulu
genwin
Try hammer of thor

My dihh's bigger than @modern pier
Bc, porn wali ads kitni weird aati thi pehle
Lohar thodi hai
Cuz she ain't got one

Alexandra ne pfp kyu hataai
Tuje dekh kar
Hammer of THOR: ling badaa krne ki dawaaa
Side me ek soya hua lund rehta tha, vo bc dawai khaakrr ganna bann jaata tha
Mkc
Ajeebs ads
Apne caam ce caam

Pr uske behen ne nhi dekha🥀
why do you text me in that tone
Sorry cookie 
+1
kesi hai kashmiri?
Yeah
Mastu Tu caisai Rajasthani
kya mai aapke gaalo ki laali ko choom sakta hu kashmiri ji?

Vo hot hai
Billo bagge bileya da ki krengi
Ji nahi 
Bagge bagge bileya da ki krengi
Hi
understandable, have a nice day
Dee sexy hai
Battery rikshaw chalwakha
Mai agree krta hu, prr bsdk, teri to, jyada nhi bol rha tu 
Meri bestuu hai vo, tushiii laal krdunga
Aap iski gaand maaro aur video viral krdo


Okay bruh chill or kya @viscid ivy apko koi prob hai mere bolne se

chii, gande kaam nhi krta mai

Haan
@viscid ivy please stay away from these hehr people
Chlo fir video mt viral kro
Matlab aap sexy ni hoo 
Nhi Nhi, mujhe gande kaam krne hi nhi hai 
Aap kon yaar
@viscid ivy please stay away from these hehr people
Don't
I was bout to ask
Tell em

Who Aree youuuu
Jaldi waha se hatoo
Ted bhai weclome

Apna kaam karle na lode
😘💋
Arey weeku
Practicals khatam?
Ok

Sharma gaye kya
kya bakk rha mkc
Weeknd 😘💋

Nhi I'm not gay
Hlo ted bhai🤭
Yesssirrr
But if ure a girl we can taak

Heavy , finals kab se h
keso ho

Sad right. I felt the same when someone said tht to me
Badhiya aap btao

That he's not gay
Khatam hogye
Noice, zinda hu
Hei? Sab khatam?
That he's not gay
Sed
Haan sab 
Apne lost dekhi h?
I'm gay for Tom Hiddlestone 😋🤤
@terse socket hello
?
Tu free bhi ho gyi 😞?

Do you know me?
Dekhi to nahi, par suna hai
I'm gay for ugly girls

Hanzi, apca khatam?
Baaattt kroooooo
Oh konsi series/ movies dekh rhe aaj kal
Nhi kal or parso last exam h
Fallout shuru karne ki soch raha
Sorry i don't talk to random ahh people

🫎
Oh mene bhi dekhni woh achi h
?? 😭😭
general chat me aakrr, yeh likh rha
Ironic

haan, dusra season chal raha hai
Yayyy best of luck
Usme kuch to world end wali story h na
Aur baat toh isine start kari yaar kaise kaise log hai 😭
Yrr baarish kyu ni hori
Tu jaldi free hogyi tere abhi 10-12 exam or hone chahiye the
Haan, nuclear war ke baad ki duniya
Game bhi wahi hai na
Ye kaisi dushmani hai 
Oh dekhunga prison break or lost ke baad
Me uske baad prision break dekhunga
Jyada padhti fir jyada knowledge aati yeh achi baat nhi h?
Yeh bhi peak h
Ooo tumhe hui baarish?
Haan
Aap chahte ho mai padhte padhte off hojau sab samjhri
List bhut badi h time kam h
Aap pehle batao aap kiski alt ho
true hai
Maths ka paper rhe gya mei solve hogya


Aap chahte ho mere sath bhi yahi ho
Mere sath ho rha to tere sath bhi hona chahiye
Ye subah se gaadi chala raha hai
Kisi k nhi aap btao na baarish hui
Toh apko kaise pata mai cashmere hun
😝
Mere gaadi k samne matt ana
Bhakk
Deedee

I can sense fellow koshur 🫤
Selmon bhai hai
Bete college ki tayari krle abhi to pta chlega padhayi kya hoti
Thok denge

Interesting
Now tell me hui kya baarish
Mat darao 
Han hui thi ab band hogyi, apke udhar hui?
Darna chahiya
Does you name inspired from kangua song

Hupp hojao 
Ted 24x7 online?
Yes ma'am
Sookha pda hai wyf in kashmir btw
What's kangua song
Service available
Yolo
Idk
Ye toh kafi personal sawal hai
Bye yaar, marble nhi aati ab😞
Coz jb me 24×7 online rehti thi
YouTube pe check karo
South? Central or northern?
Uss time boht depressed thi
Collez vollez yk

🤫🧏
South, wby?
Woooohhhhhhhhh
Kokur Or kokud?

Both
Kukkur
Wyf?
Kukkur meaning kutta
🫤
Ok hoon ji
Jii
Nga😭
Yes ji you're very mukur
Are you from South gng?
twss
wtf is mukur
Nhi boht pehle se hu yolo me
I ain't cute, I'm ugly af
Messiah
yolo to aapke pahle se exits karta hai
Dee





We need our purani chats back
@cobalt wyvern heloo

Abe toh mai sun nahi sakti na
ek din saal mein vc aane kehta hoon
Na hee bol sakti hun
usme bhi koi ni aa rha
deaf ?
100janya toh sirf mayank ke saath jayegi vc

marble hold kr rakhi h 10 min se
aur yeh
bahane dekho iske
@viscid ivy i miss vc with u

dm call krunga abb sbko
You're online
Haan
please

Bc itni freaky pfp


helo guys
Ur in blr right
in?
Hsr layout
Jo samjho 
hsr me toh NIFT hai 😋
Accha
kab aaraha hai techkidd

Haan ussi mei internship hai
Mid jan
Muje copy kar rh h
Jokes
konsi company fir
@tiny night
one mahina hai abhi
Batata dusre sv pe
hi chat
baata bhai
morning
hello sup
Mid jan joining hai
Usse pehle pg dhundna pdega
its not morning anymore
Hii how are u

good wbu
i am sleepy, aap batao
mere pg aaja

morning
hii
noooooo
id ban hogyi woh waali
yeh add krlo
its not morning
kya kiya tumne

minor pe joke
shits



me too
fun, what do you do
Here have some O2

My type


???
????
@golden agate
shush
hein

That was a joke
my bestie also studied pol sc
acha
naice hai
What do they teach

In pol sci
kindergarten me hi hu
3 subjects hote hai
If shez 9 shez mine
Har ek sem
Bass

pas pol science ke baki total 7 hote

kyu Janna hai tumko@s.k.r.i.l.l.e.x
@woven wadi

Chodo mat batao me mech engineer hoon @proper isle
ok
@thin moss aap kaha se ho

hii
Amsterdam
Bc
😡
hii kese ho
Kya mast h Amsterdam
Badiya aap btao
helloo
Yes im from akshardham
good beb wbu
@unkempt pelican show pics

Of?
Amsterdam
Dharmik jagah h?
omg hi
No abhi mai bahar hu
same bhai
Nashedi log h idhar
Ye srizzty ne mujhe block kyu kiya hai
Hi but omg?
Are akshardham dharmik jagah h kya?
Yes
Where
Good good
Dayum kiska temple h?
Swaminarayan
Ptani fir

Jiska bhi ho
Apna kaam suyam kren
Toh ye red bull mujhe dedo
अपना काम खुद करो

खरीद लो
No menhy
hii kese ho
kkrh aaj kal
किसी से पैसा उधार ले लो

M to mast hoon wbyy
bor hora yaar give gossip 
Moj masti
Aaj hi ghar pahucha
good good

yayy



all the best

mera b exam
sojao ab
khatam hogya na aapka
hi

kyu
noo
hi
same bhaii
hi

Padhne jaa minor 
soke utha tha 2 ghante pehle
fir dikh gyi ye
Abe minor h ye
school me ho
to
Muje bola 2nd year me h
insta pe toh yehi bola tha aapne 
Mera naam Ayush hai aur me dheere dheere khana khata hu. Meri family me char log hai. Me 26th September ko subah 6 baje Jaipur ke janana aspatal me paida hua. Jab me 3 saal ka hua to mera adminision brightlands girls school me karwa dia kyuki didi bhi usi me thi aur 2nd class tak co ed tha. UKG k baad mera admission DAV me krwaya dia. Uski chhutti 2 baje hoti thi aur me auto se ghar ata t tha. Ghar pe us time hamesha kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thee aa rha hota tha. Ghar aate hi mummy mera box check krti thi ki mene kitni pencil gumai aur fir pitai hoti thi. Ek din mummy ne meri taar se pencil baandhke school bheja tha(pencil me chhota sa hook laga k nylon ki patli si rassi meri belt me baandh ke, kalakar h mere ghar wale) jo aaj bhi mere kuch classmates ko yaad hai. Us din pencil nhi gumi par mene hook guma dia. School me 5th class ke first term average tha fir Pokémon shuru hua aur me barbaad ho gaya. Me har roz 10 rupey ki uncle chips khata tazo/jenga cards k liye jo aaj bhi hai mere pass. Mujhe cartoon ka shawk bachpan se hai. Ab bhi me Hanna Barbara ke cartoon dekhta hoon. Shawk to mujhe gaming ka bhi hai. 2000 me papa computer laye the to usme Dave, Roadrash ka demo aur Aladdin ka DOS wale game khelta tha. 5th me PS2 pe smackdown here comes the pain khelne ki lat lg gyi meri. Fifth k second term me padhai krna bhool gya to mere 21% aye the. Uske baad mene final me cover kia aur pass ho gaya. Lekin jab sixth me aya tab Beyblade shuru hua. Me WWE scripted hai iske sadme se ubra bhi nhi tha ki meri supplementary a gyi Science me. Jaise taise pass hoke 7th me gaya fir maths me supplementary aayi. Fir 8th class me DAV board hote the , uska result net p ata tha. Result k din mere friend ka phone aya ki bhenchod tere social science me supplementary h.
hello paaji ki haal
yay
noo
🥱
@proper isle why u lying
o balle balle
1st ko khatam
fir
Konsa exam hai vaise ?
College

semester
yeh same @viscid ivy bolke gya tha, chud gya
pol science
Subject

kissi kardu

nyc hai ji
behenchod thand h
all the best
bohott
@heady thunder wya
Laga hiii tha ki konsa exam hai pata nhi hoga
mai kal atma hatya karne wala hu
koi owo cash dedo
@heady thunder chai
🕺🕺🕺
nowhere
war
good, how are you?
lol what?
Muscle soreness hai chal nhi paa raha
Muhje laga ab nhi aaoge sv par kabhi

Warlock 
Yooo

thankyou
game
parhle ab
hey sup
Galat yoo chala gya fir bhi thik hain ...

Areeeh me toh badhiyaa hu aap btao kese ho bade dino baad ...
mai b theek


🕺🕺🕺🕺
Hiiiii 
same
Hru 
same bhai
Monica - goddess
Rachel - fine shyt
Phoebe - the baddest baddie ...
bas Kar

manzur hai
khelti hoon thodi der me
:( chali jaati hoon ab tumne bol diya to
vc?
Or ek dasvi wala
haan dasvi fail wala

Kuch bhi bhai 😾
Salu bhai driving school
Me ekdum seksy 

Best Hitman
sizty
Haan
100% sucess rate
Sutiya 
Guarenteed
@frozen minnow missing you babygirl
ye warlock waps agy kya
1 min srizztty toh wahi hainaa shivam mishra wali
soribabu
Chala jau ?
mai yai gumri thi to dik gye ap
Kesi ho Sutiya
Mishra
aaj gaali khaega
nini isokay
lmao

Dikh *

Pandit
Loveeeeee
Brahmin
shivam mishra kon hai

hiiii
Jai Bheem 💙
tu chupre na
Srizztty ka crush
bichme bolra pgl
@frozen minnow chummi deke sai ko galat kardo
Noice, noice
ew
Me bhi guddu
ok
Kaisi hai?
ye kab hua srishty
Nini is always good
ye kya bengali hindi hai
Areeee🤣🤣🤣🤣
platypus ?? Is tht u
Naam tera

achaa fir ye boujee kya bolra hai
Kavisha kal graduate ho gayi
Ab thik hai
suti hojao

Perrry the platimus
hmmgood
Too many people
amazing, aaj fun kiya
Kaavish the platypus
agreed

how are you? @rancid hazel
Suti ? Koi new word aaya kya

Idhar imandari chalat hain babu nhi toh Ghar jaake Sutti babu
hann
Kya kiya?
I am good
Thik kardi
Bola nhi type kiyaa
aaj fe date pe gayi thi
call pe hoon
sorry I wasn't supposed to disclose
ohh

Doxxxx
i played in a chess tournament
sach boldi😭 😭
Do thumb se ...
And you won obviously
how old are you?
aap choice to achi hai bss aap zutia logo ki baaton mai ajate ho
mujhe ek emoji yad aaya ab wo ni hai sv mai 💔
(maybe kisi or sv mai hai)
Arewww yaawr kyaa hua bachcha call karu ...
Boujee ki maa ka bhosda
No homies spotted


Ok
Chinrai toh me bachpan se krta aaya hun
laudibaaz
Issi baat pe ek photo bhejo chadde ki apni
Yeh sab kya bol rahi gandi gandi chize
kuch academics fix krdeti hai
Uski chaddi m ched honge
13

shoryr
Achiya
Purani koi
Aur coding kaisi chal rahi
coding????
Meri tarah gareeb nahi h
CODING???
@woven swallow pfp m kya h apke
Can smeone diddles his little shrinkled raisin ahh peener 
Ajeeb sa kuch
mne b cse ki
For me
Cooking*
Sowrryyy
Jav Codes
aankho se loda htake dekho

Delete ho gyi ...
Muhje laga cse kiya hai
oh lol
life's cooking me real good
Nahh ched to isiliye h kyuki kaavish apni cigarette lagata h udar
lol
achha sila diya tune
Mere goth reels ka
well 5/9 matches
Maa kasam bhai bata de kuch ajeeb sa lag rh h
pretty old
Direct noods bhejta hu ...
achachaa kro fir todi masti
mai jatiu
🤫
kyu lga
That's good ig so

Ki pfp m kya h
@vast magnet
Koi batado
woi ajeeb hai fir jo tujhe lagrha hai
Kali chidiyaa
ye kaunsi chidiya h
Kiwi hai
🐦⬛
Pankj kidar h
+999
Bhai maa kasam muje kala pathhar lag rh th
kiwi?
Kavua h ye
😨🙏 raven hai yr
Kiwi hai
Kiwi kbse kaala aane lgaa
Ohh

Paint kardia hoga
ted fir comedy krne lga
Jabse taylor swift ne fan ban liya tabse
mwahbye
Am i comedying too you



Boujee ko comedy ke naam p
Daddy's home baby
🦦
Tujhe gwr bol rha hu indirectly gawaar
Ye bhejna aata h
M itna vella nhi hoon saare reference yaad rakhun
ted's comedy is for retired normies
Boujee aane meri monkey cap wali pic nahi dekhi hai na

Tere ss abhi bhi hain mere pass wait ...
Kaunsa
Dekhi hai
Bc

Raju Srivastava onli
Boujee ke pass kaunsa ss h bc
Awwlle aww
Ghar kB jaoge
Khud ka ss
Kaun sa ghar
Sex sux
Mummy papa wala
Self bj
Pata nahi
Chii
Yeh toh 1 hi hain aur bhi 2-3 pde hau
Bekaar ss
Hi


Sexxxxx
Skrill ko trance pasand hai
Chaiye

Bye
Cockroach
you're new ig

Kiska
H koi bnada
this server has seen me become a man
Tea mila
no idts
Dusre k mistake se seekhna oadta



Aao vc fir
why do you have nitro
Your mom
pls gift
Aao kambl me aao tumhe Owo cash deta hu

bheekh maanga tha
Me nai baat karunga

Sunaoge
mujhe nitro dedo agar trial ho to

please
Kya
@glass leaf e tu baat kr
skrr skrr
epic waala lele
Kisse
Kha mil rha hai?
paison se
epic pe aaya h
Tedd se
hmm

😭 orbs se lele
she dont wanna strip no more, wanna hit that on pole
Dekhna padega
Sadly nhi ho paayega aajj ...🥀🥀ghr me guests hai


nouu

Bkl discord kitna bhikari h
orbs waale nitro se boost ni milta
no bro, that is bad manners
Why won't she strip
cuz she wanna hit that on pole
sharmili hogi
no she is a pole dancer
porn dekhu aaj?

How to know if a girl likes you or not?
koi na, mere sath hota rehta hai ye sab
yess
Good morning hru
moti bolte hi @vestal dome aagyi
Kesa hoo long time
@vestal dome
touch her, if you're not in jail, she likes you
Are you human verification
No one knows what girls think


lostt ko moti boldia hawww

sach wo bhi discord pe
Bad touch karu?
yes
lostt to baddie hai
Are you a robot?
Sartk freaky ahh
Kon karri like
itni badi umar mein ye sab krna accha nhi lgta



is my fav character after Rachel and chandler ...