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Me keval apne janne walo ko bolta padhne ko

MKC iski





MKC iski


Hheheheheheh
Shylaa 
Nitro flex

Vampire wali
Kithey
Aaj continue karni hai??
dm
Sushant kaha gaya
Ni yar Kal

achha achha ok
iske chakkar me mute hua toh isike dm chale jaunga
Ohh achha
kon mute higaya
Haan


hua toh *


Mera data Khatam ho gaya

Same

hii
Fir bhi DC chal rha

Backup data


sup

Hein esa bhi hota
not gud, u tell

isse external perms hata do
Haan
kya hua mitr
Boost kra server 
same
aha


11

delhi se ho ?
Uttar Pradesh
padosi
Yes
Shylaa or 1 months hai thoda ruk



Mai bore hojaungi dw

fir 28 din nahi krungi pareshan
Has anyone met samay here?

π³

Hum sab samay ke irl dost ahi
me mila hua

hu
Wow crazy
Jhut
Haa mere ghar ata hai Chai pine
I attended his new show 3 times in pune but all the time the security kicked me out

Gonna attempt one more time
Samay ke papa mere papa classmate the
haa toh pese dene hote hai
show k liye
I bought tickets 4 baar bhai xd
Bhai sab tere sath kese ho raha hai

Ye dekho aa bhi gaya banda
Letβs see hope iss baar mil lu
Abe bc aa tho Sunday hai
Yo
π₯±

Miner

Mst haal bhai bs Tandi mari hui hai
Mujhe to cold hai
hath thunde h
Naak beh raha hai

Bass smj gaye
Yasu di bale balleee
Samay ka number?
Ice cream khake dekho ek baar ?
69420 69420
Hojaegi balle ballee
Colddrink pii thi
Thank you
Ice wali
Bhai me toh rasgulla kaya tha uske liye hogya
+91
Nahi, mujhe hone k baad piya tha
π
Oh yaar ice cream khana chaiye tha
Rupee ki Maa chud gai ree
Koi na,

usd aur inr ka exchange rate
Kaavish to pro bjp hai
ane mera msg nhi jaarhe
Dhurander
"Rupee isn't weakening...dollar is strengthening "
Yaar ye tandi me bhi nahana padh ta hai
Logic?..
Number Galat hai
Nirmala tai se pucho
π 
Aap nahate ho
42069 42069 try karein
Tumhare sath nahane se accha vampire ke sath naha lu
modi ji wolfcut hairstyle me kya mast dikhenge
Jo bhi political wagera pr comment krte h...sab r**nd h bkl
Not working
Xhud gaye guru
@lusty mantle 
Javed Akhtar ki debate dekhi
@golden agate

Sushant sir mai aarhi hun
Yaad haina
Sorry, typing mistake tha wo aap
@outer gale 
Haan
Kal hi dekhi thi
hn
@viscid ivy
Tour package pe kaun jaata h eww
ye koi bmt hai?
Ek kaam apna address dedo me hi aajata hu

Gareeb log
Dee aa gayi 
Heinji?
Pov batao

kidhar jari
Hii qt
@lusty mantle
...gaadi se jao bhai doston se saath contri krke...bakchodi bhi hogi aur sasta bhi padega
Plan bana rhi dekho π
Cashmere aao aap
Areh were very far off
thrillophilia pe check kr udhar achhi price rhti
Last ka adha ghunta dekha tha maulavi saheb ke arguments silly the
Heinji
Ye kaha hai
We will go to Delhi/ambala fir jayenge
Hein ji
also manali overcrowded abhi
Package chaiye usko
ghumne k toh sirf plan bante hai mere se
Ello ello 
Next month
Flight se jaana h?
@lusty mantle kaha se ho?
North mai
Bhej na link thori, its legit,
?
Wo bhi sapno me
Consi
Thik koi dost bhi hai?
Kya haal hai sir
Bhai mera yhi h mai 2 insaan ki debate ki wajah se god existence nhi Maan skta
Bhai clg ke dost ja rhe hum sasta kifayati trip krna hai
usse pucho
Kya koi dost bhi haiM
nhi sach me bs execute nhi krta
Jinda hai, aap bataye kaju katli jii
Mai cyu puchu
plan itne realistic sound krte hau
bhej rha
ha mai khud 2 baar gya
Usko bhi aana ho puch lena ?

Kaha se ho?
Aapco abhi tac yaad hai
solotrip pr jaunga
Hahaha, wo tumhre upar hai

Aap apna dekho na chup chap aao
Apka maqsat hai
mahableshwar
Bhejjjjjo
Hmm
Bacwas mat caro
Pakistan
It's my hobby
Ek insaan ka accha ho jayega
Haan, aap hul gayi kya 
Mano ya na mano
Hobby co monetize crow
Tum mante ho?
Nahi
Nahi carna hai
Han yar 
Chalo koi na 
Ro kyun rahe ho
Nachne ci cya baat he
..Delhi wagera se ho toh road trip kro bhai ..maze bhi ayenge
Apoorva Makhija

Apne emo kardia 
Thik fir π₯²
Nahi yaar far offf
Moii nam hai uss emote ka
Awlelelelele betu issok coll cru?

Haan 
Assa esa he cya
ring ring
Train se jao fir toh ...hotel book krlo koi sa bhi badiya sa...package wagera ke chakkar me Mt pado...youtube pr videos wagera dekhlo wrna
Sisi
Lekin kosis karoge toh mujhe accha lagega
Asa asa
Mai apco assa cyu lagwau aap apna deco na

Hello aap kon kha lagaya phon
Tune bhi dekhli
Ye mehu
Mehu dee mene lagaya fon badmosh bandar co
haa

Meri copy mat kar
Ye me nahi hu

Abe newbie chal hatt
wheat ko hindi me kya kehte
kartik tu bhi atheist haina
Gehu
Cuch cam nahi he
Galat baat
gayhu
Sutiya giri mat crow
I'm gay for Tom Hiddlestone ππ€€
Sahi bat he

Tum nepali pana choor do
I m tom Hiddleston
Mehu cashmere
ok bye

Ocay hai bhai
Kashmir ki lakdi
Ro cyu rahe ho
See mere dost sab nikamme hai agar plan krke jana hai toh har cheez ka stress mujhe lena hoga and fir i wont enjoy much
Cashmere hoeta he
Cashew hota hai

Nahi hoeta
Aaj kal koi madat karna hi nahi chahta

Ye kya naya typo hai bc
hide kardo reel

Ohh memsaheb
Mardjaat ci coi madad nahi crungi


Shabash sher
Menognist
Thik hai 

Apci hath me nice cig

Ro mat 

I don't fufu

Toh dost bhi aa rahi hai kya
fuckfuckfuckaaaw

krinj
Cringe hota hai
Shaktiman flying sound

@viscid ivy sahi me nikal gayi ho kya aane ke liye 
winters me
Hein
Parag hota hai
pan parag
Noida me hai ig wo
zeckrepublic
benten wali
Noida Noida
Hahah ted
Mb mb

omnitrix

Kis cheez ka
Batao yar
Chhii link mang raha hai ye

Mod mute karo isse
Bc abi tak 19 min 34 sec wali ni mili
?muth @wraith jetty



woh kya hai ji
Haa bhai mil gayi 
me innucent hu
ew
π
Masturbation cycle pe essay likho
Han arhi hun

Chai banake rakho
Kitchen jao

kaadha>>

ek aisa AI banana hai jo AI videos detect kre
anti AI
hi dee didi main wapas aagaya
Or social media me ai video or photos upload ni hogi
nhi
Ye shi ha
hogi lekin ek filter lgayege
Haa like watermark permanent
Dost ke saath?
har app me integrated system
bhai ek pakistani group hai kaavish naam ka unke yeh gaane bohut acche hai n
bachpan
o yaara
tere pyaar mein
faasle
jisse AI fake news post na ho
i know
wow
Hmm π€
complain file kro in one click

Kya chai ya coffee

for a specific amount of time
bol krega invest?
saathme grow krege
pesa chaapege
Phuti kaudi ni hai bc
kitna intelligent hu me
Heinn fr?...
Ek kaam kar 1% me invest karta hu baki tu
1% equity

Yup
Nahi

Idea churane wale hi OG idea se zyda grow karte hai

My question is...yahan sb irl dj hai kya?
Ted kon hai ye

Me nahi janta isko
Haa bta 
tujhe bola

bentelun
Chapal
@wraith jetty Bhai tumhare paas owo cash kya

casino hai

owo hum khelte nhi
Bta de kavish
@zayn
Owo cash check karoge ek baar ?
Zayn kahan gya
mene khela hi nhi kbhi ye account se owo
sorry
casino pdha hai 1 mil
mangta hai toh bolo
50 rupe gpay kr


@modern pier one chess game?
hondacity toh dekho
@tacit dagger online hai lala?

MC>>>



π€π§π€¨
Haa hijde lad rhe the
Apne tho miss krdia

@narrow charm ja na


Hiiii
Comeback 
Hey
Hi
bhai 20 rupay dedo sutta peene jana hai

Hey
Ted tu pure din yhi reheta hai
Pahale kabhi inko ladai krte dekha nhi to interesting sa sound krra hai
Phir kabhi jhagada hota hai to bata
Haa tag kardunga 
Shukran!

konsi gaadi hai tere pe?
alto 500
Lodagadi 
Jinki Maa ladies hai vo like kareππ»
Ap con
Akele
Abey bkl Maa tho ladiz hi hoti hai
Chai with thodi si cheeni
Thik hai
Dee kashmir ke pathar majboot hote hai
Abe oo tu hoga bkl
Haan kaafi
Mujhe bhi aisi hi pasand hai
Chutiye tuje ni Bola
toh piyo phir
Choti advance?
Abe lode unko kuch mat bol
Exp se bta rhe
Abhi pjya
Kya chl rha h??
Hell yeah
Han
Ter bf hai kya
Acha
Mere dost hai 
@boreal gazelle kal daru liya aur climb hua chess me
Dost kamine hote hai
Iska pesa me nahi dunga lekin
Wo ache hai
Mai dungi iske paise
Kitne me pahucha
Lucky 
My brain becomes a demon wen i get drunk
Or briyani bhi khayega ?
Its like the Limitless movie
It's me
Ap ted ban gaye
Haan kha lungi

Uski maa nhi hogi isiliye confirm krra hoga maybe

Wagnor 
Exam khtm bhn ke lode

Aaj jitna man ho utna rr kr

No issues my luv @north palm

Ok
Kal
ameeri
Shant ho jao
Tum phir aagye
Uber chalata hai kya vo
Wagnar = uber
ghostping krne wala 6 baap ka
Thik iska pesa me deduga
ek aur idea hai bander
Nahi houngi
lekin woh pehle se kisine kr rkha hai
Done hai
unique nhi hai
Or ice cream tu dena
Hmm
Ye bhi sahi hai
Ice cream me phatar honge
like we have dating apps...aise hi concept hai lekin kaam wali bai dhund skte
yaha kaam wali dhundna is so tuff
Hmm it's good
Lekin Tereko koi leke nahi ja raha
Like maid app
ideas ki kami nhi hai
yaa
Haa bhai
Bro wants to digitalize slavery
Hein
slavery thodi hai
pese nhi do toh slavery hogi
Oh then its okay



Prestitution
U know only 1% of guys get right swiped on dating apps

nice stats
So its useless to download it
Thik fir milte hai dholakpur me
The other 99 goon for the rest of their life
Bhai kitna elo hogya
aur jo 1% hai woh bhi ldke hi apni dusre account se krte hai
india me zyada scope nhi hai ye sb ka
1323
So the conclusion is ldko ko paida hote hi khtm krdo. Shaadi to honi ni
1800s with opp gender
reverse haryanvi mindset
Ye exactly
India me ladki log ko simp behavior necessity lagta
Bahar jayenge toh koi bhav nai dega
Aaj kl yhi to culture hai
Pride Month and all mkc
If they cant go for looks they go for $$$
sanitary pads ka business kholunga
Ldko ki to kismat hi kharab hai
But if i was a gurl i would do the same
Jabse ldkiya date vgera krne lgi free hui. Tb bkl ek dusre ke saath hi lg gyi
ldko ki haath ki lakhire khud ldke mita rhe hai isiliye kismat khraab hai
Hamesha negative jawab, mere se koi dushmani hai kya?
Aaj why no 
Yes 
kiska
After marraige the reality hits them
to much pain to handle
By that time its too late
tu billi hai ya billa
its never too late
datingapps
U can always cheat
Chodo bc

nhi
Baat hi ksrna chaiye bhai
what about them
koi smx pune tha kal
fayda hai yahi toh nhi chahte k hum ispe baat bhi kare
yes
Me nai kia cheat
woh gaadiyon wala event?
xd small world bc mai to maze maze mai aya tha puchne
I would rather fail than cheat
seedhe maut

yes baby
i lied to you me nhi tha
Udhar jara me bhi
Ted bhai wssup
direct death
zinda lash, hbu
For today. I relate
amerikans aur indian government same hai
dono videos aur photos release nhi krrhe
Nhi bahut zyada achha hua
problem of evil
Yaayy
Chem out of syllabus hi thi. Nhi honi thi but I did alright
68 ki attempt ki thi 48 aaye
Ho jayega
But baaki to phod diye


Ho jayega


DP 
π
Kon
Teri mkc me ped lgaunga
Deadpool h ye

Fir use Delhi bhejunga
Nhi me vo bot ko bolra
Achha achha
Saala jb se samay bhai hmaare ke saath kaand hua hai isne censorship bhada di hai
Yeh kon thandi ka mausam mujhe ghost ping kia
@crisp hamlet How r u pogchamp?
Kal eggzham
@viscid ivy Bhai aap kitni speed se bhaagti ho?

Iski mkc me anaar ke daane daalkrr bhel bana dunga
55kmph
Andaa bhel
@woven wadi
chuttt me daalne ki baat krrha tha
Ovaries tak legya tu
Sry me pcm vaala hu
Bio vgera bhul gya hu
mai bhi pcm wala hi hu
But tum retired ho na
Me abhi joshilaa hu


Hn job hi ni lgti
Are dewdpool h kya ye
Retire kese honge
pcm wale hue toh kya hua apne roots nhi bhulna chaiye

Bharat mata ki Jayy
Ters toh exam tha na
Hi kaavish
jay
acha
Kon ping kia fir
Kis chiz ke?
Nitro khatam hona ka wait krrha bss
3rd sem, end terms
Nice bhai

2nd year me h kya
Agle saal job milegi
Nhi, 10th me hu, preboards ke exams ki baat krrha
Honorable Cnote
Laplace padhle
Chal jhoota
sacch hai
p excess = T(1/R1+1/R2)
Aaj fluids bhi thi paper me
Mza aaya
Padhlia 1st year me
saala yeh maths zeher cheez hai
Pehle kisi topic pe pura subject dedete hai M1 M2 krke
Fir agle sem me vo pura subject questions solve krne ke liye ek tool bankrr reh jaata hai
Pr ek ques galat tha bc
I love maths
spoiler : eigenvectors jhaat kaam nhi aaye job k liye
mene exams tak hi padha
gud
Hana bc
Eigenvectors konsa vector hai
Nai matrix multiplication ayega kaam me
naya calculator khareeda tha sirf exam k liye ab aise hi pdha hai
Jab tuu aankhein band krta hai
To konsa color dikhta hai??
matrix multiplication toh cute chiz hai
mera dm tera fufa dekhega
i love it
Pta nhi aankhen band krke dikhega kaise

Lauda cute
skrill isshu
Vo to shubhman ka hai
Bina calci k kar
Padhle
Iska fufaa bhi dc chalata?
chutiya nhi hu
A^-1A kar
Nhi
Hum jab aankhein band krte hai
To andhera dikhta hai
Log usse black color bolkrr nikal lete hai
But actually
Uss color ka naam hai
"Eigengrau"
Ussi ke upar EigenVectors bane hai

Abe age bina calci k karna padta



Nice
haa toh calci hai AI nhi jo pura krde
Kro bc eigen vgera sb bhnd bhosda
Bhai ye shabhnam shrill itna chodu kyu hai

May
vc?
konse year pass out hai
Cousins ke sath hun

ek baar vc ni aati
mere saath
bye
aajse baat mt krna

Search Eigengrau


Kitni pyari hai yar
2022
Kon

Tu?
Apki mummy
Pyari toh h
I saw that coming, isliye pucha nhi
me toh abhi hua
Hahaah
Muje laga apne baat karra
Ye kesa username hai bc
lotpot*
rona aagya
laptop hi bolunga
Laptopπ
It's my hobby
ur life ur rulz
Ye bdhiya tha dedpul bhai
Trekking ko jana h bc
egg zactly
Oye doremon Zara hila ke kuch nikal naa
@arctic kelp 


Hilaa krr JEE nikaal de
Hr baar vhi kyu chahiye hota yr tumhe
hi.
Abe toh kaise aau 
Na mai bol sakti na sun sakti hun
haww
Hilaake disabled hojaayo. Fir PwD milega jee to set hi hai
Aagaya simp
kyun?

hi.
Lnd hi nikalje
any fren?
90210
Cousins hai sath mai
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