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@north palm happieee birthday saggy tatteee may nature/ karma bless you abundantly ache se reh hamesha cutie tatteee
@north palm happieee birthday saggy tatteee may nature/ karma bless you abundantly ache se reh hamesha cutie tatteee
@north palm happieee birthday saggy tatteee may nature/ karma bless you abundantly ache se reh hamesha cutie tatteee
Briyani khane
Tedatti 
Nahi dekh paya, dost k sath chala gaya tha chai peene

Tu bhi chalega?

Isko nahi lena kya
arre wo ghar se aaya tha, aisa wala scene nhi hai


Ted bhai ko

Chal chal chal ๐ค๐ค

Goo khati hai tu
Mama ke sath chale rahe hai
Yaya 
Tera ek aur reel viral ho gaya tha
Kha jaungi
Bhai briyani khana hai
boujee ko bheja tha mene
the helll
Khalo
Kounsa
kuch bhi bolta
Sab chal rahe hai
Haan, professor paglu wala
Professor love scene
Tab ignore karo aaj matt khao fir
Jhuthi

Sacchi 
Kyu ๐ฅบ๐ฅฒ
Thank u pri ๐ญ
Mai nai jaungi pr
tu to gayi ab
Unko bhi khilana padega fir to
Aise aaj Tuesday hai
Me nhi dekte ye sab Monday ho ya Tuesday
Tuesday ko nahi kahta

hamesha khush reh kabhi eise sad nai rhna tu duniya k sabse acha insaan hai cutie patootie hai tu sbse pyara Terese acha koini jo tujhe hurt kre uski maa ka lauda uski maa hijriii tu pyara tha pyara h pyara rhega happiest birthday again
sahi hai fir toh
Juwari
Nai jaungi 
yaya
Nahi paap karo toh din dekh ke karo
sahi h

achha me to roj karta hu fir to

Happy birthday saggy ab karo mere liye Swiggy

Pancho
๐ญ๐ญ
probably the best wish I've ever received
Thank u a lot pri

Aaj saggy k birthday hai yeyyeeeee party panchoo
Thank u ted bhai
Address do
cutie patootie I pray ki tu hamesha khush rahe
acha aadmi hai tu pyara sa haste reh
namaste ji
BJP IT cell Kanpur
Bb
papa to mai hi hu 
Namste Namste
Bas yr ab mai ro dunga ๐ญ๐ซ
kya gandi baatein h ye
Superman playin w your wife tf
UwU
Lebanese
Lendacross
Aaj saggy iss duniya m aaya tha toh khushi k mauka hona chahiye na yeyeeeyeee itna pyara Banda paida jo hua hai I wish tu apne mummy papa ko bahut khush rakhe and vo proud ho tujhse aur hamesha aage badhte ja paisa kamata jaaa 
Kese ho

2 din mein kya aati hu pure server ka safaya hua milta hai
Dusro ki khushi m khush hojati 
Hii Kya ap mere dost sushy ho
Chaar diwal dekho fir
Waise kal hai bday but firse thank you ๐ญ
Aise fir toh mera bhi same 2 same saggy bhai
Idhar kyun aaye ho
Naya gana aarha uska to
Aweeeee it's alright
Nahi toh me mara hua insaan hu
Ek mahine mein do singles

Kya naya kya Purana
Sacchi kal bday h tera
Pregnant krke manega chardiwari


Okieee
Aayein
Happy birthday yawr firto advance mein
Myself me 2019 me hi mar chuka hu
What colour shit yall have this morning?
Na sharam na lihaz
Thank u garima zi 
pant khol ke banno besharam
Ha
Ted
Rishabh pant
Pata nhi
Ye bhi acha hai
Random reel thi, usne suggestion manga tha
Fortunately**
Uska naam bhi koi Pant hi tha
Thakur hai kya wo
fortunately

@past stratus
tera bday aane wala hai special feel kr

Har saal ata hai yr isme kya special 
General vale ma sudaye
Ha
Har saal kya 365 days itne hote itne m ek baar bs aata khush ho
Indumati>>chutki

Jaggu 
Existential crisis deke chala jata hai 
Mujhe acha lgta jab kisi k bday hota aur vo khush feel krta toh 
Bhaii merko to achii pari badi segcy lgti thi
bhayankr pari baddie ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
+1 to this
eisa na soch aage badh raha hai tu experiences badh rahe jisse tu kuch seekh raha khush ho
Kya 
Kitni positive hai yrr tu ๐ญ
Sori yrr

29 Feb hai
cutie patootie hai tu tera bday aane wala h yeyee 
Khush hoja saggyyy
Deyum bkc kitne saal ka h

5 (acc to leap year bc)
Kal ka exam acha chala jaye fir to tujhe party dunga 
mai hi hu
Namaste
Kitna fani huna mai
Kitna
meri taraf se kal tujhe Biryani
qr bhejana 300 bhej dungi tera bday k Tereko party meri taraf se
You're not phunny
5ร4=20
mindless hu
So you were born in 2004
Nah nah mai bhejunga 

44 yr old hu

Kon
Jo Nobita ki pfp lgata tha
kn h naya
Nhi
Tffff
Chal chal chal
Buddhe log

Chalo jata hu @long pumice thank u again good night


Good ninni happie birthday in advance 
Kya dc p bhi upper age limit honi chahiye gais?
Hmm
Mai, 4'4 ka hu
I look blacker than black
Ugly af
Age 44
Bald hu
Aur bihar se bhi hu
Ek cartoon tha koi to 

naya ky purane log bhi nai h

-999999 social credit
Naye log jldi fuddu bnjatte hai
100000
Hi
Mai bhi bn jati thi
fir seedha shaadi hi kakarna

Trigger tho Vo hoti thi har baat pe
Seedhe maut
koi mujhse vivah kyu krega
How is you ladki?


๐คฎ

Dur se dekha to lga akshya khanna h pfp mein
mene to dekhi hi nhi dhurandhar
Achha he
Reels ne sab spoil krdiya
Mene bhi nhi reels mein hi dekhli mene to
Dekh lo
Kuch nahi kiya spoil

Bb dhurandhar bnade bawandar
No not approved


Achha aap vo ho
Badmosh bandar
Badmosh hi khede

Bhayi red screen tk aagyi mere reel me
Dora ka bandar
kon
Aur kya hi bataun
Yaad aati uski
Bhondu hai bada
Hi lost
Bb yes in case yk

Bahen ka ghode
Bhai sabke exam hai

Pagal vagal h kya laudeee
Grima
Teri maa ka bhoddaa
Sala mota pet smhal le apna
Sid?
Laoodeshwar
Lafda?..

maina nhi ki
Mai to Jignesh hun
Kon h bey
Sid kon hai?
Chakke jaisi shakal k mote aadmi beard bhi nai nikalta tera toh
Hmm

Aadha adhura beard wala saale
Arey babla?
Chakka h ky lauudee
Babla tho ladki hai
Babla nai blabla h vo
Hein

Mene hi rakhaa hai babla naam chomu tera
Hmpppo

Desi lode
Ye saala mereko bol raha tha ki bottle m paani bhi bhar denge sir lauudeee teri gaand m daalu paani mai
Choda sala
Ye desi hai kon bc
Ok

Ajeeb aadmi h behen k
Kya tag tha uska
Itna irritation hota na
Jagga jasus
Iski shakal dekh kr mereko ajeeb lgta

Bhai itna gussa kispe
69 tha end mein to
Arey pr mai to ladij hun
Mann krta uske aanddd kaat kr tel m tal du
Kone ho 
Ladki hun mai bhayi ask @pale badger
Uske samne doo naa
Sala bhadwaa


Achha
Kisko bola ye
Isiliye kuch nai bol pati
Kisiko toh bola
Ted sup
Kon ldki

Kitne baje sote hoo
HB ko to nahi 
sup
4 
Irl frnd hai
mere??
Uska
Hein 
Kaun kiska kya
Merko kyu hi bolega
Wo stree hai kuch bhi kar skti h

Sala bhaaadwa itni motiii gaaaand dikhti hai jab vo chalta hai toh sala mota aur mere professor ko bolta unka pet nikla hai laudeee k pet nikla hai bc weight gaining diet p h vo ly semxy biceps h unke
Acha 
Chodu sala
Priyanshi to chapri si hai
I miss Blabla

Khud k pet bahar nikla jara
mt kr lala

Priyanshi kon hai
Pagal hai voo

Mujhe to maahi achi lagti hai

@frozen dew
Itna maarungi na uske gaanddd m garam garam pan rkh dungi
Maahiii ki mkccc flat chested bkl
Pata hai, mene hi naam diya h
how
Mujhe to vo acha lgta hai

Vo sala mota itni badi gaand chiii
How not 
Kaise aa skta itni badi gaand leke college bkl
Gand bola h usne ๐ญ๐ญ
Aur hoshiyari bhi maarni
Maahi to good gurls ka naam hota hai
Koi bolta hai usne diya or abhi aap

Shaant rhle
Ye diddy idhar kya kar Raha hai
vohi jo random chijhe likhte ho na
Ooooommmmggg
Bc aajkal ke ladke, gaan me ladki lohe ha rod bhi dal degi garam garam to usko kiink ke naam pe seh lenge


flat chested likhi
you not
What did i even do 
but flat butt me kya hai
Gand chest p kiske hoti
Such a boring server
Chuchio k beech se poopie
Me usko bahut pahle se pagal aurat/ladki bolta hu
Flat butt matters
Flat butt ldko ki achi lgti ya choti gaand
Usse puch


tm sb clg mein ho?
Badi gaand k guldasta banayega ky ladka
idk
Achha
+1 jo bhi h yawr tu
I remember jab pintudii and Dora ka Laura ki ladaayi huyi thi
Haan
Badi gaand to achhi hai
Where are those days
Regular 
but hum badi gaand ki baat kyu karte
Par curve bhi honi chahiye
Itni badi gaand aur bakchodi bhi Krna usko agr m boldi na kuch toh shaant hojayega apne aap ko ky smjhta chodu sala iski maa ki chewwtt m chingum ghusa kr blockage krdungi pichwade de susu kregi saali
Sutte ka naam kidhar se aagya

Choti advanced regular
Bhai mere andar ye gussa aa kaha se raha
Aur ye babla kitni chomu hai bhayi
Sale sid kutte
who tf is sid bataao pehle
Haww no
500 ki ladi kale baal lge khari
Bc sabke life ke l lage hai
Uski ass itni badi

ekto ye discord ke launde ajeeb hote bklodo ko online peeps ki itni fikar hoti ki, raat mei Khud nhi soye bkl but dusri ladkio ko Likh rhe
hey
hey tum soyi nhi
bkl itni fikar uss ladki ko nhi hogi tumhe badi ho rhi
Ek toh ye bhosdiwala mota sala bhai kam khale itna kya khatantoh itna mota hoagya
Mere samne vo khadi



Mereko bol raha tha ki sir teri bottle diye hai laudeee agr field m sir ko bottle dikh rahi toh nai denge kya kisiko behen k lunddd tera baap k lunddd kaat kr teri maa ki gaand m ghusa kr unki constipation krwa dungi
Ye emoji ke right mere pass hai
Bhosdika

Desi jesus
Ajeeb aadmi h behen k


Funny
Community building wall scene
Dharti p bojh bc
Bas karja bsdk
Arre
Bas
Bkl
Saul karo call
Control

Thala

Jaari

Achhi baat hai
Saul ko karo call
Ja ja ja ja
Yes
Mast hai dono
Nice
Bc ye network
2nd part bhi mast hai kya

Mene unko wahi bola
Wo bas meko sikha rhe the
Haa 2nd part me ranbir kapor ki ky entry thi
Haan

Second me to dono Collab karte h
@modest jackal kya aap ab tk til chaat rhi ho 
Haa bhai kya scene
aisa hi kuch scene tha
Hmm
Jabse new gc bani hai tabse sab bhadwae aa rahe hai


Kaun si new gc
@peak wagon ye tera bhai hai
sure sure
You don know dhwoo ne new gc banai
Koun bhai
bander
Ohh
Hii @graceful ibex
Kya cho atla divs thi?
Hmm
Yed
Nahi, meri idhr kisi se itni banti nhi

majeme
๐
Hmm 
Hi luv
Sup

sora

Burger tale jo mai baithu kbhi
burgir
Loan lona mera

Hello Mamta didi

Hello tedwinder
How u doin'

ting ting ting
Happyness
Okay
How are u

Good movie
Kesi ho pucha tha kkrh nhi ๐ซฃ
Wo behki rehti hai
Kaisi hi hongi while drinking that
Arre sahi baat hai ๐คง๐คง
Mai behka tu behki

Iss avatar ne hamesha meri mental health ki maa chodi hai
Hows u
feel sed for you, sorry from my community
Alway the girl with bunny ears
Maine iss ted ko tumhe smjh accept kra the req


Me har kisi ko req nahi bhejta
Specially ladkiyon ko

Maine isse baat hi nhi kri utti
Mainu ki i just said 
I said what I said
what i said
Ab to mohit aa gaye
Girls speech, after cheating on their boyfriends of years
me chala
mere life me abhi aise din nahi aaye
Me

im condom
Vc aao
Mere mein bhi nahi
achha
Every man has at least 3-4 experiences 
Sahi baat hai
Aur @analog cloak ek tu hi purana dikha
Relationship wala nahi hi aaya hai aisa kuch
Ja rha bas
kabhi pada hi nahi
im potato
no you are ! potato
I'm very cute how's u 
Helloo
hello
Ive been really bad
hello
for my funeral

Dude shataaappp
Iโll kill u myself
@outer gale bohot pthai sharai horhi
Aajao Good kardu 
pls pls pls
I'm cute eww 
Maine ab ja kr neend puri ki i got up at 7
Noi 
you are ted
But i like being bad
i wish this ceiling fall on me while im asleep
Hey
exactly, I'm talking about someone else
What's up guys
atleast i wont see my death
Yes
nor feel it
I'm from up

Bal bhai
Aajao bad se baddie kardu 
Chutiye dard hoga marega nhi
hmm
wow
who said i aint already 
uper 2 floors hai wo bhi girenge
yeaaa๐ญ ๐ญ Jo soyi hu mai 6 se chaar ghante
Bolungi nhi
Kuttey tujhe bawasir hojayega
Yyy
Bol nhi paungi
Aa
Fir apni chita pr bhi let nhi payega
Baddie roop dikhao phir 
kaash jal ke mar jaun
kisi ko body bhi na mile meri direct ash 
Sbko ni dikhate
Mardungi saggy 
@regal lagoon vc when?
Aa rhi
kalse na dikhu to samjh jana kuch hogya mere sath 


kisne moles krdiya tumhe
why u wanna die
@cobalt wyvern akka manchi pori set cheyava ee server nundi 
meri life ne
kuch to achha hoga 
Ajao mai krdu fir
Us
padhai krleta hu

Dw dharti ka bojh halka nhi hoga
aapki weight utti nai



sb smjhra hu bete
Noi


hi
Padh leta hu


Hello
hello bbg
Talk to others
Mat krow

Improve ur social skills
hi
hi
okay sir!

Hi
meow
Hiii dikkkkk
hi woof! 
Hii
Kl gayab hi hogaye
Hi any frnds
Heylo

hi any frnds
yo
Pokermon 
Bc bandar aa gya
Yo
Aise aachi baatein mat kro pls 




๐
Tarboobz
Dekhle time pass
๐
๐ต
Mai itni achi hu ki raha nhi jata
๐
Ssup

Me sirf imported banana khata hu


Solomon ki pfp nerdy lgrhi
wait why tho
Guitar bajao
Ye ladki ek hi emote spam karti 
Itni bhi nerdy nahi hai
ty sexy bbg
Ghar pahuch jau?
yuki nhi guitar sun na hai

does he dance?
oh
Acha ji 
Do u @mystic latch

Bored
yes

Vc aao

The face card
monke
hell nah
aao aao
Ayoo 
hmmm
Chashmisj
Garam garam gulab jamun
its prolly way better than pfp
ye kon hai
๐๐๐
Acha
Padh likh kr bane kharab khelo kudo aur bano janab

@tidal obsidian 
Me na sheta


Mai bhi hu
Oyee paaanchodaaa nap
twins
Khel ke bhi kuch nhi hua 

Mast timepaas hora
Kya hua gucha

Haddi tut jayega kudega toh
Bb khela cricket khela 
Kya re jhamdi
Yo

Shawty 
Bandariya
Tu hai
What is up nap 
monke

Bad Monkey
bad monke
Love it
Ye double tap ka system sahi hai react krne ke liye
Khelo
padhai toh hoti rhegi
Havent watched it
No
Shorts live se inspired h
Double tap kreyyyyy 
Its a show
Fir sussy react kyu karrhe
Solomon grundy

Solomon tumhe uss svr me block karunga
Solomon have u heard abt LISK
Jiss svr se aaye ho

@mystic latch Tu amriki h na
am i?
Wher are u from then

US

๐
@vestal dome 
dude i was born in india but raised in the US
Ameeri

America mai bhi fan hote h kya
yes
Where in India
hyderabad

Yaha pe b likhde

ab to sone ka waqt ho gaya... kal subah aaunga ab
Finnally gaya ye bhi
Sahi h
Meh nhi manta latak ke dikhao

@golden agate kon
Kya likhi thi?

Idk how i offended u

Solomon
yes
Wait a second how
u call me nerdy
Aap kitne curious rehete hoo
Blocked 
wait why tho
wtf did i do
why does everyone hate me
Sexuality hi wahi h
1 blocked message
I like nerdy men๐ญ but sorry tumhe kaha
Seksuality ka kya relation

White and nerdy


yk what else is white
Bi curious to nahi aap
mb u didnt offend me
do u like white choclate
Ye kya hota miyan

white chocolate
@mystic latch How old r u
18

i think i told u before
Naww ab toh krdiya
Achha han udhr to direct photo bheji thi
Ye Kartik k age ka h
Mynar
sending my pics rn

Bhai attendance low hone pe kya hota hai school mai ?

Assault
Where
Nikal dete hai

in ur dms
Nhi ๐ญ
Block
Chamar server
fir tum waha school bus driver banoge
try not to get excited
LOL
Kule lal karte h
<@&700414488351866981>
@outer gale ab ye OODBMS kya hai 
Sach btao bhi g fat rha hai
is that supposed to be against the rules?
Chamar spotted
Dekho solomon ko white chamar bol rha
Gaali thodi di
Oh oh dum bum meow shit
Ab toh fatega bhi aur lal bhi hoga

@meager prawn aye lodu
Nahana padega ab
Nikal na fir
ye likhke na ajau kal mai
wait what
Another chamar spotted
Gand mat mara idhar ake
Exem hai kl?
Ek hi word ata isko
wtf does chamar even mean
Ban gya cool
aur kya kal aur parso total 4 
Cobbler 

Gaali thodi di
what does chamar mean btw

skip krdoh
@woven wadi iske jese
Handsome
i asked for meaning not example
๐โ๏ธ
Chal lavde
60 marks total
Well jo log nahate nhi

Gande
gaali de raha hai
mai bhi chamar hu hi
Chamar ๐โ๏ธ
Ye deko
aur kon hai
Knowledge deko bande ka
Mai bhi
Dc nickname
60 marks toh ate jate rehte
Jai bheem
Pata jhat ka nahi bass gyan chodna
aao sax kre
Jai bheem yr๐๐๐๐
ahhh i see
Protection?
Maine hi rkhi thi
itti sexy
Ye too mujhe bhi nhi pata 
Sirf 14 ki avg aa rhi
nhi onli raw
hmm


Tu kartik ka dost h na
Bend over fast
@tidal obsidian 

mkc dimag chod dia inner join outer join loda join bc
Ek kaam kr fir pictures m bhi daalde

goo with thoda sa professor k moot match in heaven


