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Mechanical engineer se pucho
Keys change ho skti h
mai next saal hounga 18 ka
π€‘ π€‘ ..jab bacche hi bina padhe jaayenge...toh cutoff toh apne aap giregi
π tu kela kha bhai jaldi recover hoga
Isme itne saare switch types wtv h konsa lena hota h
Sahi h bc
kela khaane se pus banta hai bhai

Hone wala hai hone wala hai
β¬
οΈββ‘οΈ
Wtv
me tho coaching bhi ni li thi
86 kuch aya percentile

Mujhe chahiye π€ π€ π©
Bs boards ke lie padhi mne
abey cave ko unbllock kiya tha 
yeh kya kya bolra h
Tera pura system hi ulta hai bhai
marjao itne percentile pr
Abbey bhai
ni pus sachme banta h kele se 
Ulta ghum ja π€ͺπ€ͺ
Me kyu marjau
mera tho b tech hogya
Ly kushal bhai
Tactile better hoga
Clicky m sound jyada aata h
subah subah peg maar ke aagya kya 
Aaj ke tym me 150 marks pr 97-98 percentile aata h..aur utna hi chahiye hota h advance qualify krne ke liye (general waalon ko)
π π€
Aaj ke tym ke hisaab se bta rha
Ye graywood nimbus cherryptanhi konse naam
Chale ja
Chodh, kya chalraha hai ye bata
Smjh ni ara kuch 
πππ€π€βπΏπππ
Mujhe 100 marks hee aye the
bas wait krra 11 bjne ka, fir class
aap btao

Linear type hi h voh brand nhi h
...thoda aur padh liye hote toh advance de paate
11 toh baj gaya bhai
Mt ho bhai
Office ka kaam
1 min bacha haina 
Im rose
Touch me
Arre kyun

Hogaya
Madira
Bhaag yaha se
General ka jeevan bade hi kashton se bhara hua h
ohhh kro kro ache se, abb toh koi distraction bhi ni h f1 waala
Pagal hogaya h kya bhai
Hone wala hai hone wala hai
β¬
οΈββ‘οΈ
Ews laga lo bhai
π©π©
Oh acha
Me to convert hone ki koshish kar raha tha
Movie dekhna hai f1
Me toh ews waala bhi nhi 
Pagal hai kya teacher
Love jihad?
dekh chukaa
Mne coaching hee nhi li thi
maze me dia
Abey banva skte h general wale koi bhi ho
CA krne wali thi
Ted bhai aap koi kaam nahi kar te ho kya

Wapis dekhni hai dekhroh maine bhi li hai
Sc to general
iss baar bhi netflix waali bakchodi hogi ?? 
Cbπ©π€
Apple Tv pe hai
Are uss tym pr easy hi aaya tha jee...+ fir bacche bhi utna acche se prepare nhi kiye the ...toh cutoff toh apne aap girega
Nahi, Vella hu batya to tha ig
Cbπ₯°π₯°
ni woh ni, woh kya naam tha uss show kaa, drivers waalaa, jo netlix pr aata h
Tumhara sahi h bc...93 percentile pr bhi advance ki seat pakki
Cbππ
Toh pesa kaha se aata hai recharge ka
Yeh moderator banane ka kitna paisa lete hai
Inke muu par maarunga paise banao mod merko
Par mera to koi vasta hi nhi usse
Meri to bund li thiπ₯Ί
ππ
@cinder steppe help plz
Ek din thoda kam padhleta hu toh koi bihar ka gaandu aage nikal jaata h
Gambling se
Yeh mod log chhoti cheezo ke aage kabhi jaate hi nahi hai
Cbπͺπ
βπΏβπΏ
Mujhe bhi lelo please π₯Ί 
Cbπ₯΅π₯΅
cave kitne peg maarlie
Dhawal
Saath nibhaana Saathiya mai bhi ek Dhawal tha
Cbπ€€π€€
Arre aap padhai wadhai karo
π₯ π₯
Ias yas bano
Woh toh chomu tha yawwr
Nahi ho raha

Cbππ
Haan wo to hai

Hone wala hai hone wala hai
β¬
οΈββ‘οΈ
Kya class h aapki
Neta bano fir tum
Ruk ja ruk ja pura samundar bana dega kya
Cbππ
Middle class
πππ no government
π€€π©
Dharm k bade me padhne k bahut fayade h india me
School ya college mtlb
Cbππ
No surprises
Ha kahi bhi gambling kar lunga
Pesa bahut h usme
Cbπ₯π₯
Agar tumko kisi cm ka state banaya jaye to kaunsa state hoga
Arree na na
Cbππ
@fluid lotus Bhai kese ho
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago
J CB
Me to north east lunga
Arey ha ha
State?
Assam
Cbπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
@fluid lotus Kuch hua hai kya apne dost ko dund rahe ho kya
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago
Kerala bhi sahi
Ye batao mujhe sikha rahe ho ya nahi
Educated
Haan
Kya
Nices
Tum??
Gambling
Papu can't dance sala
Toh pesa kaha se lau
Gujrat se
games khelri thi
π€₯π€₯π€₯
Oii suro ji balle balle
Chalo baad me milte hai sushant bhai
Ok bhai
Hi

Parnam mama
Aaj kal kaha joining hai ?
@acoustic beacon kounse Jungle me kaam kar rahe ho
apki patni ka pata chala
Hmm

Ruko
Oye

Haha these stickers are best
Kyu?


Hi rae


hi bandar
Tumne sath nibhana sathiya nahi dekha kya 
nahi dekhaa
or ye HB ka nitro kyuni khtm hota
Jese uske nakhre 

mhu
Yo π€
Kaagdi ka mtlb female crow hota hai 
Yo
Ek gc ka link du?
Bahot active hai
Vo time hogya tha mera mar khane ka
Okay
achayr
sath nibhana sathiya dekhke gujrati sikhli
muje de π
Ab mar kha ke agya hu @acoustic beacon
Nhi
Me gujarati hi hu 
Me bhi
waoyar
too many gujratis

tame impala
You are clearly lyi
Yo
Mere hote hue asa nahi ho sakta 
Wait
Ha kyu ki me 17 saal gujarat me raha ab bihar me hu
aise hi
w8
@gaunt wagon hu to bihari
bore
subah subah bore
Achha 
Check dm
hmm kr
Yo
Achha
Hlo 
Hie
Kya chal raahaa hai life me
Come on superman say your stupid line

All good (fucked up tbh)
yeh dora hai yaa bb

Why cri
Dont play with my wife
mf

Hi
Kya chal rha hai
ghost ping kaun tha

saggy tu to nahi
Goonnight bro
Mai kyu krunga
Ghost ping
Jisne ping Kiya tha uski ma aaj rat mar jayegi thik hai
Haa thik hai
Okay
@wraith jetty
kaavish. is AFK: chupam pam chupam pam - 7 days ago
Server leave kar doge

Uhm
Hellow seleena
Ted bhai yo

Hello
Yaaaa balle balleee
Hows u
Teddy boi
I'm good kkrh
Assignments krri, aap?
Me bata hu
Bakchodi
Aap kon
Kesii bakchodi 
Gomez 
bander
Aap naye lagtehoo
Achha
can u taste adrak
Humare purvaj
Apka mele me bichda hua bhai
Mama vapis se parnam
Haa bas kar
Mama apke baache to aache hai
Teri maa ke saath sone 
Mere baccha hai
Aur aap ladki se baat kyu kar rahe ho
kattiii
Meri bandi exist hi nahi karti
Maths nahi hu
Crush
wo bhi nahi hai ab
Bander mama kaha gaye
meri crush nahi hai koi bhi ab
Sabki crush hoti hai

trauma ek hi baar hota hai baar baar nahi
Acha niceee
You are slightly turning into asexual ig 
yes
Mami nahi mil raha hai toh kuch bhi karoge
Move on karna padta hai
Dundo unko

Bc marne doo
dukh to saari jindgi hai, abhi se adat hai jhelne ki

Paheli baat vo bc kese ho sakti hai
Bas kar pagle rulaega kya


Rula ke to wo chali gayi
Bander ki bhawano ko samajoo
Aacha unka naam bhawana tha

Bc sbhka breakup hi hora kya
bas karja
Or aap photo me kapde pehne ho aur real life me nahi
theek hai
Mujhe sunna hai
Wo to me fictional hai
Kaun si wali
Breakup to mera bhi hua h
First wali


Jab vo aayi thi lekin vo khadha nhi hua vo vali
Frictional also have emotions
Mera toh nahi hua
Mene kai tarah ki kahani sunai hai yaad nahi kaun si first wali
Bro said frictional 

Aapka to suiii side hua h
First gf ki
Achha wo vampire wali ig
Mera kabhi koi relationship raha nahi
Ha toh swarg me bhi nahi hua hai
Arre ankit
hello Ted bhai keseo
Vohi suna doo 
*nark
Ha
Bhai sabki ek to rahi hoti haai past me 
Ha toh nark me bhi nahi hua
vampire wali

ha woh yaad aagyi achanak dc ki
Mera kuch nahi hai past present
Ha sunao
Mera toh past hi nahi Raha
*jahannum
meri toh bss maut hone hi wali h
Hahaha π€£π€£, password bhul gaye the
mera profile khol k deko
same π€
Ruk ja batman bhai

Kaun sa
yahi wala
Ruk gya
u got it manπ
bonsai bundle dala
Ted is psychopath
bhai itne gande ladke ki gfs nahi hoti hain

gfs to durr, female interaction hi nahi h
hehe
Baaki sab kesa hai
I think I'm too old 
Ted is ted
ted kahu tera last name bundy toh nai
Kalyug mai kaluyoo ka jamana h
Same π€
Itna low on confidence kyu
Ted Bundy?
Hum alag hai

Idk, environment hi Aisa raha hai mera ig
Achha
bss bdhia aap tell crow
Maybe
@golden agate LISK ka suna h kya
Lawde lage baaki sab theek hai
sahi baat h
Lisk??
Ted bhai aaj khahani suna do aaj pura ek Fanta ka bottle piyunga
eggjams h aapke bhi!??
Chat ko thoda calm down hone do
Ok
Ted sirf Peaceful chat psnd hai
wo to grills sab ke hote hain eggs me jams khata hu
Old ted
Long Island Serial KIller
Life bhi
Sb ruk jao
Bachapan se bola jata tha ladkiyon se durr rehna
aap nahi badle ho bilkul bhiπ«‘
bas mentality hi aisi ban gayi

Impossible
Arey ted bhai sunao
Agar badal jata to meri chitta jal rahi hoti
Haan, tabhi to bhagne ka plan hai
@golden agate ye dek jio pe h free me

Par ab tum bade ho gaye ho
Try to change 
better h
In different universe π
ruk jao thode der
crazy story h

Dekh lunga, abhi to do mahine kuch nahi
Kal exam hai bhai jaldi karo
Bye
chutti h kya
Mere bhi aa gaye hain
Ted akhir karte kya hoo
clg sem khatam?
Try Kiya tha, kuch nahi hota

Mama aap chup ho jao ted bhai khahani sunaye ge
Haan
Haha
Pata nahi

Tc i gtg break is over
Nahi, lawde lage hain
You2
@woven wadi bhai ruk jao
Clg over
ok
what is college
Ted vc me ake mic khol
2 saal se kabhi gaya hi nahi

@acoustic beacon badmashi bander ruk ja
Kidhar aana hai bc
any vc
Chalo
Me bhi aa aaunga
deca 1 me aa
No voice ok
Nahi chhote vc me aao
Aana bhai
Ha
Hmm
good morning guys
any1 valo comp?
Ye fir aa gayi 

Ain't co nom albre kiam
ted gali dera

ted vc me gali dera

Meri maa ke sath toh mera baap hajn tu kiske sath ghoom rhi hain
@hasty lark
Chitchat demm
@inland raven khana khane jara me

Already here
Yasss
Stay safe
Aree yawrr badhiyaa hu .....cat preparation karra hun usme busy hu thodaaa ...
..wbu
Hiii cb cutie ...

Yaad nhi abb

Aapke hote saathe ladkiyan chhed rhe h log batao @crisp hamlet 

Sb samay ko tag kyuu kr rhee h
john ke spelling wrong h
β¨
hi lostu 
stop pinging me bishasss mf as if i know u
stop pinging me bishasss mf as if i know u
@hasty lark
@crimson karma
Hii
Fir aa gaya tu leo
Haabyee
redo of healer search kar lena x'videos pe whip' scene ke sath
Yes obviously

Kaahe usko trauma de raha hai
Mu
ye BCNF ki mkc
bc pehle to 3NF kro fir super key banao
ab 3nf ke liye 2nf + transitive dependecy hattao
aasan hai waise
but confusing


Partial derivatives bhi aaynge isme
Super key candidate key prime attributes

Mkc htt
acha yar
@livid aspen
aao aao
Noooo whyyyyy
Whyyyyy
Whyyyy
Are you alright pranav
Steak pasand hai?
No
π
Gau maata ke khilaaf bolega?
Gau maata
Nom nom jom
Sorry bol
Sorry bol
Ulti kardo
India is my county
Khane ke baad
πππ
Jai hind
Jai hind
Bhosdike jitna bolne kaha hai utna bol
π
Dharam ke baare me ulti seedhi baat karega ??
Dharam toh mera hi hai
Dharam ji to chale gaye
RIP
Insta pe ek meme dekha tha
Dharam ji ki photo thi aur uspe likha hua tha "ye noob log revive ke baad bhi chud jaate hai"
ππ
Revive
π€£π€£π€£π€£
Help

Plz
Shyala
I need advice
exams khatam time waste krne ka taaim
Hellow love
Hiiii billi wyd

For,
figuring out 
figuring whott
I mean I am stuck in a situation..i don't know who to discuss it.. definitely not my friends π
saal bhar kya kiya

batao batao
sunu mai bhi
I segue
Agle saal krna kuch abhi 2 weeks aur tp krlo
okaaii 22 se

my mood spectrum
Exem toh aate jaate rehte hai

I mean I am in a coaching and I am top scorer in my class of 250 and I am average guy with good height..and there's this girl she is a also a topper
acha ji 
@lusty mantle

What u studyin
Konsa gana hai yeh
tmkc
yt pe suno mst h
Achuu ghar ja kr sunti hu
And one day class mein dam sharaj ka match ho rha tha..uss din mein uske sath itna chipak k khel rha tha..I mean I almost came close to her face and she lets me ...pura sunn lo
Hi
yesss
abhi where
Hai ek exam π
Mai padh ke aa gya guys
Dumb charades

your mom's dihh
ΒΏ
going back home raaste mai
Sunn rhi boltey rhow
dm kiya sun lena 
Toh that day I think I had a crush on her ..and the whole time we both strangers looking at each other eyes and smiling like hell ...
hi segue
cute
problem ki hai
@north palm 
aakho hi aakho me ishare
Haan sunti hu 
Aur mein bata dun..mein purey class mein sabko ignore karta hu..I mean I don't talk to people a lot...but every time I see her ..we both smile
Padhai likhai se kuch nahi howe
haaye ram
haslow
mai omei hu gandu @inland raven
Kya aap wahi max hai?
nahi

ham vo max nahi hai
Aap min ho okay
satap
min kya hai aab
Nohi

Toh one night after the dinner ..I saw walking alone ...aur chance dekh kar mein uss se sir ka Gmail mang ne chala gya..but I was nervous also ..so I just asked the number and I was feeling so ππcutie ...pyar se good night bol diya..and guess what she said good night too..but that tone was different and again we smiled and I ran away by saying mujhe padhna hai i m busy bye
Max min
padh ke aata hu
aayein 


Shyman
But uss incident k baad ..mein thoda dilemma mein chala gya tha..padhai karun..ya ladki k piche jaun π...toh mein padhai karne lag gya..i thought paise nahi honge toh future mein chale he jayegi
bkll tu itna fast type kaise kar raha

Bc padh kya rha hai

sex education
Why do ppl think they cant date and study
ham bina date kare bhi padh nahi parhe

Exactly isliye date krowww

But recently exams hue and I got in top 10 and she too got there..aur ab sir ne top 10 walon ka group banaya hai so we can discuss the doubts aur hum log ko ek separate room allot kar diya hai
Aapko bohot malum hai
lekin kise
Attachment ho jaegi fir na date ho paegi na study
Upsc 
Because they don't have ability multitasking
Arey...bata rha hu..ruk
Sab saath mai krlow
multitasking

Log ek saath doh doh ladki ghuma le rhe yaha
Apse padhai aur ek bandi na horhi

Toh ek din sham ko hum 10 log baithe hue toh circle mein aur rapid fire question ho rahe the..and mein uske ankhon mein itna khoya hua tha..mujhe koi sawal puch rha tha ..toh mein usko dekhte hue he jawab de rha tha..and she was smiling and blushing
Creep hoon ladkiyan darr jati h
tere se to ladke bhi dar jaaye bc
Tum toh aryan ke liye deewane ho na
Yeahh u got me here
Yehi padhai horhi hai?

250 batch strength se smjh aaaya
Konsa attenpt hai?
story thori 12th fail ki copy lagi
And the whole night I didn't slept and at 3 am around I put a status of moon with Karan aujla admiring ka unplugged version and she reacted love it ...and I lost my mind..
1st hai
Kyu nahi horhi padhai

Shot up..can u plz listen I need ur help
abe dusri id bana le gandu @inland raven
Listening only
Ayo....I am the class topper π
aisa chalta rha toh fir kb tak

Then the very next day she called me ..by name for asking a doubt and we we both smiled but idk why her friend was smiling too by looking at her..and very same night at 9:30 around she put a status

Mai ghar bhi pohoch gayi but yeh story status se aage na badhi

And in that status she drew 2 character crossing each other and the song was in dino β€οΈ π..and I liked it ..and today at class I entered the class and we both greeted each other good morning but I felt shy and went to the last bench aur bench ko ulta kar k baith gya

Phir 3 minutes woh apna copy book pakad k mere side wale bench pe aa k baith gyi....I think she I wanted to talk ..but Boht jada nervous ho gaya tha..phir 20 minutes around tension bana rha aur phir woh sun k reflection se apne mobile se mere book pe reflection marr rhi thi..but I acted like nothing happened and then she left the class with her bag
Ab kya karun? ??? Kya maine usko ghusa dila diya ???
@lusty mantle ..plzz π

I don't want to lose her..she is the kind of girl who can't be replaced beauty with brain π..mujhe pasand aa rhi hai woh
I think only girls can better advice in this situation π..ladke dost sarey kharab advice dete hai
Nahi i doubt she prolly is unsure about what u want
π
Yes guys bad bad
Abhi ke liye dosti krle
padhai related convo hi krow
when is the exam?

How can I convince her..mere prelims aur mains khatam hone ka wait...kare..sach mein upsc crack kar dunga..I just love her πππ..itni unique ladki kabhi nahi milegi
also umar kya hai 
We both 23 but he 5 din badi mere se
Ladke ko prem ho gaya hai owmg
5 din badi bolna was so irrelevant
Sorry π
you dont have to bring up that abhi lol
Pehle baatein toh kro get to know her
In may prelims july mains ..and I sure I will clear the prelims but not sure about mains currently
Most of the time without convos infatuations hotey hai
admiration and loving is different 
4-5 months ki baat hai
keep in touch but agar padhai prioritise krna hai toh dont escalate the romance convo
achi dosti krow but friendzone mat hojana
fir exam ke baad toh
and aise bhi agar exam clear kiya toh i doubt she wont stay in contact
life lambi hai
I mean she is also a topper ...we both study around 9-10 hours a day and rest of the time classes aur toh baki aaj..2nd half free tha.. issiliye maine socha help seek karun..mere dost mere pyar pe pani dal denge
toh sath mai hi padhlo if possible
pehle toh usse ignore krna bandh krow


Arey..I m confident..by my prep..I will clear and I will kidnap her with my love π...she loves me I know.. everytime I cross..her friend teases her


Isse crush kehte haiπ π
ye to sirf tum ki script lag rahi mereko
Agar sath mein padhne baitha toh..yah toh woh kiss kar degi ya main he kar dunga..Boht high tension rehta hai..dur dur se padh sakte hai..agar pas gya toh.. definitely mein flirt kar aungaπ..hai he unique woh ladki
idea se pyar
movie hi chalrhi 12th fail se sirf tum

π€£π€£π€£
Unique kya hai? Kiss krdegi?

Okk
Aur aryan bhai kese ho
Lekin kisi aur ko
Yeh prem se tharak kaise aagaya
Ted bhai mst yr , ap btao
Noice, Me bhi theek hu
Apki secx life kaisi chl rhi
Itna Sundar aur cute hai..upar se Boht jyada smart hai ...upar se she is artist π¨..
Apna Hath Jagnnath
Ek aur baat its not just about what u want uska bhi kuch perspective hoga about her own exam and future
its best if you start talking to her and get to know more about her
Stay away from these type of gay people TED bhai
arre nahi wo adjust kar legi chidori ji k liye 
kartik gay hai na???
Men
Yeah...dam sharaj wale din ..i grabbed her waist and she let me aur we both were looking at each other eyes and giggling
Shyla to sach mein tips de rhi
haha, kya bol rahe ho
humans
Dam sharaj kya hota hai

Dumb charades bc
that's why I like Shapeshifting aliens
Yahi taiyaari horhi exam ki
Ok..how to start the normal conversation.. because I don't want to talk about current affairs, polity and geography with her π
Han na, aisi ashleel vartalaap krta hai sb ke samne 
then uss topics ki baat mat krow?πππ you can control what u wanna say
ask her mother's name
Nani se shuru hoga na pahle
Han per wo next point hai, jisse usko ajeeb na lage
U won't believe sir ne jeetne wali team k liye 2000 rupay ka winning prize rakha tha...aur maine jita diya..impress toh maine usi din kar diya tha usko ...but ..how to keep the Convo going ...mein 2-3 line baad chup baith jata hu.... nervousness se . normally mein Boht batey karta hu
Ye bhi hai
Bc abhi reddit se aa raha yaha aate standard hi low ho jaate hai relationship ke

I mean agar mein achank se uske college life aur uske ghar mein kitne log hai..yeh puchunga toh usko ajeeb toh nahi lagega na?
hi hellow ,talk about anything irrelevant happening in class
ask about studies bare minimum
switch to personal life schooling and best is if you have light fun hearted convo
Would make you look charming ππ»ββοΈ
Ab communication skills sikhaaana hoga

Plzz π..
Aise niklega interview

Mummy ka number Lena is most important actually
@clever path
Bc me waha bol k aa raha ki broader perspective ho bc aur yaha apna perspective ek dusre pe thop raha hain

Aur kisi trh papa set kr lo
Kiska papa 
Talking to interviewer is different and talking to the girl u have love for her is different..meri zuban na phisal jaye π
Kesi ho
fisal kr kya hi bolega? I love you?π π π
Ew

Aise hi to barbaad hote hai
I Love You bhi ab cringe lagane laga hai 
Betichod ladke 
nothing too much
Badhiya hu hows youuuuu
Ladki patao 101 classes ig
What is light fun hearted Convo ? ..kya Convo karun? Coaching mein kiska kiske sath chakkar chal rha hai ..yeh discuss karun?
I'm fine
Kaha ho aj kal
yes tum sikha doh issse naam love jo hai
bhai chii
Exams the Saturday se yahi hu
kr skta hai
Mujhe nahi ata yar 
Me to abhi is chiz me 1st std me hu
Ye sab gossip hota hai, nahi karte
Start with, tujhe pta hai kl Maine Idaten jump ka wo last wala episode dekha , kya mst tha bhai Yamato
Acha kese the exams?
Kya aap single ho bas mat puchna kuch bhi baat kr lena

lmao mat pucho
bhai uncapped par khub paisa udd rha 
Nahi...πusko chocolate de dun? Aur class k baad chai k liye puchun? ..hum dono padhne wale log hai woh jayegi? ..
Acha sab ka yahi haal hai lagta hai
Ye puchna chaiya kitne bfs hai

Kya aap asli ladki ho?
Ye puch lena
Yaar tumne kabhi ladki se baat ki hai?π π

tu randomly chocola dega
Thankx bhai..this sounds goods..I will ask ...woh konsi movies ya series dekhti hai
Creepy lagega

Bol dena bday hai

Bday chocolate
Fir bday gift?
Wo nahi mangte
Esa thodi hota hai
wo sab to bheekhari mangte hain
Ek hath se le ek hath se de
Gift to apne Mann se dete hai koi
Direct mat puch, pehle tu bta (hint de)use ki tu kiske bare mein baat krna chahta hai, then you can follow through
Vese ladki hath se nahi degi
art wali status pr reply kri thi tumne?
ek cut and bloodloss hogya kaafi

