#general-chat
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Firbhi m uske liye dinner lekr ayi
Wtffffff
Bhenchoddd
Kanjaddddd
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bhenchod
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shit bhyi
Lmaoooo
Tu b Usse kam nahi hai Mtlb
@chilly socket
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Hahahah
Waaah bc
Dream flatmate
Sutto ka dhua bhardega
Poore flat m
Acha
lol
Obviously
Maine to inn log ko kamre ya balcony se bahar krne ko hi mna kr rkha
Apne m karo jo krna hua
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
Not good flatmate
Tabhi khull khull karra
Mukesh ban Gaya
Kaha rehta tha fir
Jalebi ka naam leke
Drooling hogya
🥲🥲
Bol pada

Sojalode
It’s like a very big thing for me
Abhi utha hu early to bed early to rise
Oh bdhiya
Subah jaldi uth kr krte kya h log
Tu soja
Bhyiii
Bc eggs khaye itne gande nikle
uth gya hu mai bhi
Disqualify to karenge hi
Job jao byee😍
Pata chala college se bhi bahar
Contempt ka charge
Lag jata hai
Judge hote h court m
Wah
Lmao
M aisa bolte hue achi nahi lgagungi
Hn
Saket m hua tha na
I guess
Yahi Delhi ka hai
I mean
Ek case dete hain
Uske oopar written plus oral submissions prepare krne hote hain
Both applicant aur respondent side
Yes
Aur Delhi m nahi hoga
Written submission honge jan m…..feb m oral rounds…4 rounds honge
2applicant…2 respondent
Bkl
Agar qualify krenge to aur rounds
Talent plus hardwork
No koi purana case nahi hai
Hypothetical
Ho skta h isse related case chal bhi raha ho
But saare circumstances match krna
Haan to kya khrab hai ism
Kya khrab hai iss decision m
Marital tape is not a criminal act yet
Wahi toh!?
That’s true
In my personal POV that’s not correct but iska matlab ye nahi ki judges chutiya hain
Kyaaaa
Kaise nepotism hai
What
!?
Bhai exam clear krna hota hai judgeship ke liye
Kya nepotism
Uske liye bhi criterion hote hain
Aisa nahi hota hai
Uske liye eligibility criteria hai
Sab ko hi eligibility poori krni pdti hai
Hardwork beats talent is true
Luck to hai
Hamare samne kaun judge ayega
Aur opposite team kaunsi aati hai matters a lot
Kuch kuch judges marks dene m reluctant hote hain
Pehle shuru krne ka to applicant side hi krti hai Hmesha
6 bjne vale
Dost bana raha discord pe 🤣
Shut in hu kya karu

Aur exam khatam ho gaye kam nhi hai kuch
Matlab?
hii stay shaan

huh

Neend aane pe sona chahiye, time aane pe toh log guzzar jaate h - laal mirch
Laal mirch jo bhi bole shi h
Idol
H mere
dhaaga aaj he tod do
kal fir gaanth pad jayega
ye mala japna chod do
tumhe ram na mil payega
rah ne dekho ab tum uski
wo wapas nahi aayega
tum na karo yu prem ki baate
prem he maila hojayega
jhut he bolo sirf tum adi
dard he gale lagayega
aansu poch ke so jao ab
koi nahi tumhe satayega
mat uthna kal tum neend se gazal
koi yaad bhi nahi aayega
🦕
@feral zenith
waah bhai
you too
love you too? ye kya samlengik harkat h
are matlab tumbhi wah
that's what she never said
true
she never said waah... she only said aah aah
yeah had difficulties pronouncing the letter 'W'
lolls
tu chalega nahane?
best of luck
naha chuka
ye kaisi begairat harkat h... mai soch raha tha apan dono saath me naha ke bhukamp laa denge
parso*
Namaste
aaja

Mai aagyi

Velli no.1

Aaj toh hoga maut k khel
Sbko kaddu aalu khila kr belt maarungi

@cinder steppe 
Bablaaa

Hello babu

Hiiii cutu good morning 
Kaise ho aalu kha jaungi Tereko fries bana ke
good mawwrningg
Yes pls pls kha lo


❤️❤️
Mein aapke andar 
Ban tha 

koina hota hai

Areee
Tereko pta hai
Alt bana kar aaya

Wowww
Nhi bata
Yessss
Isme chii ki kya baat hai sab karte hain
to phir
Aapko dar lagta hai?
Toh phir akele biryani khaungi 
Kya kar lenge batao
biriyani 
waise to ladko ko babla se Darna chahiye
Ache ladke se dar lagta hai delhi ke ladke saat kabhi jaogi tab kya hoga 
gandi*
Wordle huihui
jaldi uth gayi mai hehe

Ye chomu
Wow
@lusty mantle vc me kyu ho

Aap kon
Kal 2.30 baje soyi thi
Chuha
i hate rats
fr fr
Desi


Khatta meetha?
Rat is my personality
Haldiram ad?
Rat

meetha is for gay understood

Aj exam hai lostu?
Yes afternoon me

Ye pfp me kidhar ho aap
Apke bhi hai??
maa bauji bahar rehte hain tb aajata hun
mere Saturday khatam hogaye cutie
Bangali log ghumte bhi hai?
Me in final year
Finalllyyyyyyy

tere haath pair kaat du putle pr? Zyada bolrha
@pale badger soja
Kon h ye rat
pondy
Abey vellad
heheheh
Plij plij mujhe mt maaro
Mai maa banne waali hun
Tere hi mutuals mai hai ji
Mujhe is bacche ko duniya me laana hai
Seek help please
Ek villain yaad agaya
Jaa fir
Why you aint sleeping
ye voi bache hain jinhe school toilet me band krdiya jata h
Abb yaad nhi
10 bje hi so jau


@past shuttle meri job lga gyi
Congratttsssss
Wtf is wrong with you koi baat ni pachti tere pet mai
abb toh bhai ka bdayyy
arre congrats

minor lostt ab badi hogyi
Kaam krle
mai aarhi noida pawry lene

ajao most welcome
Mai bhi fihal nhi janti
Mai toh jaanti hu
fir bolegi papaji hai ghar pr
Blonded bhi thi pr usko masti krni thi mere saath
mujhe biriyani bhej dena
Ab delete krdia account
Idk y but I see hot women 😳 every time I look at trees 🌳
☺️☺️ tere liye hi to banaya tha ye account
Even she doesn’t know ki who u
Issokay cutu 😘
Ik bkwas mt kr gc pe
Creep hai ye rat
Ja ja
😐
Hai tu bnega kya
Ban*

Sv se ban*
aree
Unko meri ladiz dost se thori na problem hogi

Bina helmet wali lagaunga jab man karega

Har jagah helmet m jaate ho
Uth gya sher
Yes kid I am awake
bina helmet bike nahi chalate
Good morning techkidd
Abb
Good morning isra
How are you my friend?
Abb sher dobara soyega
Im good how are you
wow kyu
Good
Sher ko neend ari hai
Wyd
kiska sath sleep
Scrolling reels and talking to an old friend, wby?
pta hai kal raat ko ekk trauma mila merko
Iron man aap bhi jinda ho ?
arre re

Good morning ma'am 
teacher ?

?
Good morning Miss
Morning
hello
Hiii
Aaj sexy neend aayi to mood badhiya hai mera 😌
So today I am basically nonchalant to your words
Okay weirdo
Saari raat ro ke ?
scissoring allowed

Utar gyi
Raat ki
🥱

chup rahaa kar theek hai
Kab aaya
"u don't trust me honey ?"
"u don't trust me honey ?"
"u don't trust me honey ?"
"u don't trust me honey ?"
"u don't trust me honey ?"
Aaya nai hai
"u don't trust me honey ?"
Leak huwa h
Tf
"u don't trust me honey ?"
Theatre se
Haa dekha bhai leak to hua h
Par nhi dekhunga
Kounsa music

Avengers ka
Kyo
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.
jaana bkl
Ig wah h
Original hi dekhunga pura experience chud jata h ese
sorry
Jo background me baj raha tha vo
Jaa na lawdey
Sab behen kyu bana lete ho ghar pe koi dost aye toh ghr wale bana dete schl mai all indians are my brother and sister or fir online bhi 😭
Kuch nai h
Original dekhne jaisa
Ok dekhta hoon
Slept again
Kya hua
Agri ?
spending time fixing the old patches just to make new ones shine....
cool
😘😘😘
Goodmorning ml @warm zenith
vary goodmorning 🎉
@ivory pilot you on twitter ?
good
for u
Uski pix dekhle
Yes
acc verified wala hai kya apak
No
Okay
Fuck my stupid madarchod life
Hunn neend nhiyo aundiii
Cb Bc
550 interns h bhai
50 logo bhi nhi ayega full time apparently
@fluid lotus Ho kyaa
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago
Huh
Good morning pine apple

Good morning baby gurllllll
Good morning skrill bhau
Clash royale start karra me wapis
game??
Yes
Ohh
Bore hora
What assignment
U r in clg?
hmm
me neither
Goals in 2026
bc itne words to shakespeare bhi coined nahi karta tha
Jitne ye naye bachhe ka rahe h
I want to read at least 12 books 1 for each month
Low target h lekin fir bhi difficult lagra
Bc I feel
start nahi kar pata hu

Newspaper is more interesting than books
@modest jackal aree majak kr rha tha aap bura maan gye 😔
Flashpoint ki comics bhi padi hai phone me
Nah
I cant read comics or manga
+1
Tu mara le chutiya kahi ka
Mene bachpan me padhe the 2-3
I can only read sherlock coz the attention to detail is crazy
Chach Chaudhary aur Super Commando Dhruv ke
majak kr rha tha yrr mai to 😔
Ye sab library me padta tha
@golden agate tu sahme upsc dera kya
Jldi uth jate ho tum sab
Nahi wo ghar ki safai me mile the dhruv Commando ke
Mujhe bkwas nhi nhi psnd ek baar thik h baar baar wahi chutiya cheej nhi achi lgti
to aap til chaatoge to aise kaise kaam chlega 😔
aisa kyun sochte ho, me nahi motivated hu aur nahi depressed
@modest jackal agr aap ko koi bhi preshan kre to mujhe bta dena ab se koi nhi bolega aapko til chaatne waali
agr koi bole aapko til chaatne waali to bta dena 
aap to bade hi ache insaan ho 😔
Bas jankari rehti hai thodi bahut
cockroach @modest jackal 

I'm not into civil services shii
Have u read it
nahi
Weaving his thoughts into an apology of regrets,
They curse his mind for its expression of freedom.
The words he chose shattered the bonds of eternity,
Negotiating a price for truths he could not hold …..
Konsi book ki baat hori
mene to Munshi ji ki padhi hai
Aesops fables
my beloved author
Mujhe bhi btao me bhi padhlungi 
Ooh what's it about
Mujhe bas Anne of green gables pta h

Its like moral of the story type
Oh
Its small story with a moral value

Its like that only
Did u guys ever read vikram betaal stories
Kusumagraj padho
Aiyoo

Chandrkanta bhi dekha hai
What's that about
Marathi authors go crazy
With writing
Ohh
Apka edge Kitna h ted
44
Me tho state board se hu
Megadoot padhna h translated

Kaalidas 
Ooh
Jis branch pe baithe ussi ko kaat diya
Mne iss saal

Mene to iss saal shayad Savita bhabhi padhi hogi bass

on tv
Wah
cool
Mere paas ikagai hai
Bought Kafka never opened
Wo bhi padi hai
ikagai mere pass bhi h
Heard his books are not as good as people claim
sbke pass hai woh
@golden agate woh pdh lia 70%
Kabhi padha nahi
Mere paas koi non fiction nhi h 
Ikagai??
Chi
Yes
rich dad poor dad bhi sbke pass hota h
noice

mere paas to bas poor dad h
Mere paas nahi hai
Dale Carnegie is only one that is useful
Kabhi padha bhi nahi
"ladki ko 10 din mein apne pyaar mein kaise giraye"
best book ever
Mere paas nhi h
Subtle art of not giving a fk
Ulta sikha rha kuch
Suna
mai cousin ka chura ke le aaya tha, padha hi ni
Ikigai good book
Non fiction padhi nhi jati merse bhi
Read the bell jar
Bc me kholta ab apna booklist
😋

The Achemist good book
samee, maine bhi kaafi fictional padhe hain, my fav is Dracula
1984 padhna hai
by Bram Stoker
Tum sab koi app pe track krte ho kya books
I readd
@low kestrel
where are you
It's gooood
Na
notes app
@graceful arch laut aao
Padha h books
Ohh
Storygraph
2-3 week baad aayegaa 
How can I forget the Queen Agatha Christie
I also read animal farm and why I write by George orwell
Wo bhi padhna hai
Bs ek padhi mne
Frankenstein padhu?
@robust wyvern gud morning nakula
yolo booo 😫
Mujhe itna Acha nhi lga padhne ke lie
jab Thou ka jamana tha
Sherlock holmes bhi islie 2 books hee padhi
Shakespeare ka jamana tha
maine padha toh ni h frankenstein, but ik the plot, and hotel transylvania mein bhi dfeature kiya h
Mr Mercedes 
Sherlock homes bhi friends ko dedia
@digital meadow Yap when
Ooh oki
Mujhe to Byomkesh Bakshi padhna hai

storygraph pe dalti hu meri progress
Uska toh movie h na
1.5 chat
Iss saal ke books dekho
Use kindle
Ye kya h
dms 
Book bhi hai

Kindle me maja nai jo physical book me h
Sherlock ka indian version keh skte ho
Byomkesh?
Long time
kindle is best when u r poor
Bangali Artists kitne fadu hote the

Bhai koi ye durjoy Datta ka naam suna? 
Hru
Haan
U can download pdf on laptop
Kya faltu book tha
For free
Ek padhi mne iss saal
Haan
Books bhi padhta ho tum log
History me padha tha
Wow
me nahi padhta books unless wo

waah padho padho
@wary crag
Uske baad hitchikers guide to galaxy
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Ye bhi padhni hai
blade runner
Usme se bs ek padhi baki apdhna h
Ye kya hota
Og wali
should i
leave all the servers

Crime Thriller padhna hai to Hannibal padho
dono picture hi sahi h
Manga nhi padhti me

im only on 9 servers, 7 priv hai unme se
Acha
Og wali peak hai mere liye
maine Demon slayer dekha h
missing out
I am in 90 servers
Ok ji
Me sirf 2 servers pe rehta
Jese ki 2001 space Odyssey thi
should i wait for the movies or read manga and end it
Me to 7 svr me hu 
Kabhi hc verma bhi padke dekho
Wtf
Thalapaglu for a reason
me in 2021-22
og wali set the standard for scifi
blade runner 2049 lives up to the original i think
Me kyu padhu meri tho b tech bhi hogyi
Ooh ok
Pr physics toh tab bhi nhi aati
Oh
Yes, kaafi achha adoption hai aur fir short films bhi uski achhi hain
kya fark padhta
Bc discord pe padhai hoti ye concept abhi samjha mereko
Coders 

watch rush hour 1, 2 and 3
You not physicspaglu?
Boht hote h. If u want links btao
Kya mujhe jav ke codes mil skte hain 👉 👈
Padhai on bakchodi
Ache servers ke
Jese jeeneetards
Dedo
Not really it was hardd for me 11 12 me
eww jeeneetards
Testing seekhna mereko
eww eww eww
Ew...skill isaue
@cobalt wyvern any server for software testing
ok bro
Engineers


Testing ka tho kuch nhi h 

Python?
H-anime ke codes dedo koi
Btech tards pe resources ache h abhi AOC bhi chlra
Tf is that
Only ogs know
Hianime?
Or hentsi wala
H-cartoon*
JAV ke codes dedo koi
Abe sale
Hantai

Aayein
Nvm 
Laski log books padte isi liye
Aajtak anime nhi dekha...issi baat ka ghamand h
Me bhi padhta books, syllabus k nhai padhe jaate to
Paprika search kar lena YouTube pe Inception k sath

@chilly socket ?
Skill issue
Ye kaun hai 
Paprika

Subh subh uth te hi pushups maarne ka alag maza h
Masturbation ke apne fayade 
Energy waste hoti h usse
Kuch fayeda nhi h
mind relax hota hai
Hairline chudti h wo alag
dopamine relase hota hai
Kkrh pucha tha 
Pehle kaam ese kro..jisse mind ko relax krne ke need ho
aise bahut se kaam hai
Jese movies dekhan,tv shows dekhna
Anime dekhna
Hena?
Anime ke upar?
nahi pop culture
Oh
ted yeh kushal 11th mein h, jyada pelna mt
Kis kis ke upar likh chuke ho

Haan jese Messi aaya tha to kya chuda
12th*
Pura kolkata
same thing
Iss age me sab hote hain, me bhi tha par itna nahi tha
12th + jee aspirant
Pura india lol
worst combination
Yo ted bhai
Mumbai aur delhi waala fir bhi theek tha
Good morning sushant bhai
@weary quail hello
Good morning
haan, foreigners jab aqi dikhate hai social media pe mumbai aur delhi ka to maja hi aata hai
Kesi rahi neend
Abhi exam deke aata hu
Messi delhi ka aqi dekh ke english me gaali diya
aur baat toh aise krre ho jaise pta ni konse iit se drop out kia h


Jab boo hote hain to bol dete hai Ganpati Bappa morya 🤡🤡
All the best
Kya
achha
Rotdu kya hota h
Aata hu matalab aa bhi gaya
Attitude hone ke liye pehle iit se dropout lena hota h?
jo baat baat pe ro deta h
you only live once and die daily
Aap
Apko kaise pta?
Ye fir dhikh gya bhosdika
Demm, kab hua
Kya 
attitude ka mtlb btana zara 
8 baje se hi tha
Sorry bhai abse nahi aaunga
You yourself 
Ohh, kesi rahi

i know u for more than a yr 😭 ??
ye disgust wali emoji h rone ka nai messi
Tume nhi bola
Ha fir bhi 
Mast usko to pregnant kar diya
Google krne do w8 💀
Apko kse pta me roti hu zyada
Achha

Tumhe nhi bola

Hm
Haha kaunsi subject thi
Ye kushal 11 12th me hoga
Aww 🥰🥰
Padhle bhai
Dekhne ka nazariya
Bc har jagah yahi sunne ko milta h..bhale hi din ke 10hr bhi padhlu 
Bc 11th 12th me mere paas facebook k alawa koi social media nahi tha wo bhi weekly use karta tha
attitude ka mtlb behaviour hota hai
and iss sentence ka koi sense ni banra ki "attitude ke liye iit se dropout krna hota h"
I like it
Math 97 confirm 👍
Discord chalane ka time h tho tu padh nhi rha
Matlab
pehle kolej, fir j*bb 
Sahi hai 
Me toh youtube aur discord chlata bs
Ted bhai
+1 me facebook videos dekhti thi
Kya bheja
IIT ki tayari chor do
achha
Perception
haha
hein
Ha
😭
cave bhai
samjhe nhi
Face book
Ab hogya clg job bhi agya ab kis baat pe rou pta nhi chlra 
Aab meri step sis banjao
8th mein hi discord pe aagya tha meto
Behn pura din pda h...raat ke 12 baje tk
..aur usse bhi baad ka
Bhai attitude ka matlab behaviour hota hain
Aur yt pe toh uss time productivity videos dekhti thi
Me sab samjh Raha hu, ye sab kaha se aa rahe hai aapke vichar
yess
11 me h ya 12

8th me pahli baar fb banayi thi
Mujhe aap pasand aa gaye hain sach bolu to
🐈
pati find ni hora, iss baat pe
12thgg
Me toh 5th me bnayi fb
Aur time h uske lie 
Tara kansant ka makachat
I love minors 🤤
kya majaak karte ho aap bhi, pahle kabhi to interaction hua bhi nahi ki jk jk karo
7th mein covid aagya tha 
Ek hi baat hui dekhne ka nazariya or
Phone hi nhi th humare zamane m to
Pehli nazar mein pyaar ho gaya
Abhi dekh bund me lunn aayega
drop leni h?
Bsdk 1 saal toh senior h
Papa k paas hote the internet wale phones
Mocks me Kitna aara
Khair nvm 
🔔
age mein chota hi hounga
Advance ke liye qualified
Danas bhai meri bund lelo🤪🤪
Vohh blueberry wala th mere p jisme keyboard sa rehta h pura
danish bhai kaise ho
Kitne ka h?..17?
Uske baad se to Mera downfall ho gaya tha
Me tho jee coaching lia bhi nhi me bhi hua qualify 
Kya kya bolta hai bhai
i passed 12th at the age of 16

Mujhe to 12th k baad Mila phone
Kab diya tha jee?
Meinu vada lan chahiye 😩😩
Theek hu yaar tu bata kya chal raha hai, abh theek hai mood ?
Muje 12 m
2022 me 
achha, sahi h
Me bc 18 ka hua hu is saal 💀 ( wo alag baat h 2 baar nursery krni pdi thi merko)
Mansplainers kaha gye sab





