general-chat

[warm zenith]

aisa kya

[north palm]

aapko jaldi sapne mai dekhna tha

[vestal dome]

5

[lusty mantle]

Kya kru iss info kaa

[vestal dome]

awww

[golden agate]

haan, personal experience

[lusty mantle]

Hehehe

[outer gale]

Tumhe hi pucha

[viscid ivy]

[vestal dome]

Dress aagyi

[lusty mantle]

@north palm 28 hours to go

[lusty mantle]

Yess

[vestal dome]

[outer gale]

41 L per m

[lusty mantle]

Dikhau?

[north palm]

[warm zenith]

nice yr merese toh koi ldki baat h ni krti 2 km door se bhag jati 🤣 isiliye discord pr meri e kitten hain bohot sari unke sath maze krta houn 🤣

[lusty mantle]

Biwi ko dikhaya maine apni

[warm zenith]

discord sigma 😎

[vestal dome]

Yes

[lusty mantle]

Owmggg

[north palm]

yes i approved

[lusty mantle]

[golden agate]

Me to irl me baat bhi nahi karta online to durr ki baat hai

[vestal dome]

Yes kaam haina

[lusty mantle]

Ig dekhoww

[warm zenith]

@ember sand

[vestal dome]

Dekhti

[arctic kelp]

Tu hai

[warm zenith]

online kra kro baat online kya darna.. ladki gali de toh tum vi dena

[proper isle]

hello

[warm zenith]

online toh sher hain hum 😂

[north palm]

@lusty mantle @outer gale 10 pm coll me

[warm zenith]

😹

[north palm]

bye

[outer gale]

Nhi re pretty much gd freshers ka too ( tera degree kya h dm )

[north palm]

[warm zenith]

😡

[proper isle]

[vestal dome]

Kal ka liya padh leti

[golden agate]

Nahi, ye sab trap me nahi padte

[outer gale]

Oki baby

[hasty lark]

Tuuu

[vestal dome]

[golden agate]

Ye sab chutyape hai

[boreal gazelle]

@golden agate hello ted bhai

[golden agate]

grills are not real

[warm zenith]

e kitten bnakr toh dekho 😈

[outer gale]

@vestal dome you coming vc aaj ?

[vestal dome]

karti

[warm zenith]

mai hi bnjata hun

bnjati*

[golden agate]

hello keso ho

[north palm]

aap to vc aate ni

[warm zenith]

💅

[vestal dome]

No still redzone

[golden agate]

[vestal dome]

yaad aati hu pr

[outer gale]

Green zone when @vestal dome

[warm zenith]

ted bhai bye

[golden agate]

Bye

[north palm]

bhot mai to roz imu tag krta

[boreal gazelle]

3 ghante me kya ho jayega

[lusty mantle]

Bhejdiye noods apco

[lusty mantle]

Okiee

[golden agate]

Hone ko to bahut kuch ho jata hai bhai lekin

me exception hu

mere sath kuch nahi ho skta

[north palm]

ye ted kitna mc hai

luv u ted

[boreal gazelle]

Ha jese accident

[golden agate]

Humans 😏

[golden agate]

Haan, me hamesa worse scenario leke chlata hu

[severe cloak]

long time

[golden agate]

Sudhar ja

[boreal gazelle]

@golden agate aap toh mere type ke insaan ho

[golden agate]

Zayn Malik hai wo

[severe cloak]

ohh shit

[outer gale]

[golden agate]

Achha achha

[boreal gazelle]

Toh choolge

[golden agate]

choolge??

[boreal gazelle]

Chaloge ?

[acoustic beacon]

Chaloge

[golden agate]

Kaha chalana hai

[acoustic beacon]

Me bhi ata hu

3 wheeler banke

[golden agate]

Koodne??

[ember sand]

😂😂

[acoustic beacon]

Kaha

[golden agate]

Marne ki baat ho rahi hai

[acoustic beacon]

[tacit arrow]

im condom

[acoustic beacon]

Koodti tho vo thi

Mere lu...

[golden agate]

tum nahi??

[acoustic beacon]

[woven wadi]

Hey

[acoustic beacon]

Hey shree

[golden agate]

hey

[acoustic beacon]

Dekh liya

Movie

Btw konsi

[woven wadi]

Letterbo pe shows nai h kya

[acoustic beacon]

Pirate kings

[golden agate]

Nahi mostly movies

Show bahut kam hi milenge

[woven wadi]

Ok

Imdb se alag kya h usme

[boreal gazelle]

Nahi tum mere type ke nahi ho

[golden agate]

Interface

[acoustic beacon]

[woven wadi]

Tereme kitne movies h

[acoustic beacon]

Khugli hori

[golden agate]

Hajar kuch hogi

yaad nahi

[woven wadi]

[boreal gazelle]

Mama pranam

[woven wadi]

Itna kaise

[golden agate]

900 hogi ig

[acoustic beacon]

Kya movie downloads

[golden agate]

Bachpan se movie dekhta aa raha hu

[acoustic beacon]

[boreal gazelle]

Bander mama pranam

[woven wadi]

Ok

[lusty mantle]

Koi dusri sv suggest krow

Yeh wali boring hogayi hai

[woven wadi]

Bandariya kaha h

[lusty mantle]

[acoustic beacon]

Haa dukhi raho

[golden agate]

chal bhaag yaha se

[woven wadi]

Study wala h

[lusty mantle]

NO

[acoustic beacon]

Vo mere liye kele dhundrahi

[boreal gazelle]

Mama chalo apko aderk khilata hu

[golden agate]

hahaha

[woven wadi]

Bandar kya jane...

[lusty mantle]

[acoustic beacon]

Adrak nahi kela

[golden agate]

Kela khalo kela

[acoustic beacon]

[golden agate]

🍌

[acoustic beacon]

[golden agate]

Bc ye dc bhi na

[north palm]

how pretty eurasian lynx is

[acoustic beacon]

Bas karo yar

[north palm]

wow

that beard

[acoustic beacon]

What

[golden agate]

Angrez ke 14 aa gaye

[north palm]

sori

[golden agate]

Aa gaya Messi Messi karne wale log ab

[north palm]

@lusty mantle @outer gale

[boreal gazelle]

Mama ko koi bullying Nahi karega

[north palm]

cya car rhe ho

[golden agate]

Sunil Chhetri ko suport nahi kiya

[lusty mantle]

Bore horhi hu

Vc krtey hai

[north palm]

sem

[lusty mantle]

[north palm]

come

[acoustic beacon]

Kum

[lusty mantle]

Pat cummings

[acoustic beacon]

I'm my home

[boreal gazelle]

@north palm bro is group me ladke bhi rehte hai

[north palm]

kya baat kr rhe

kab se

[golden agate]

James Faulkner ko keval ogs jante hain

[acoustic beacon]

Sahi baat hai

[boreal gazelle]

@acoustic beacon mama fir aap zoo se bhag gaye

[acoustic beacon]

[golden agate]

aajkal ke cricket ke 14

[woven wadi]

Kon

[golden agate]

hai kuch virat kohli ko papa bolne wale

[north palm]

james faulkner ne ishant sharma ko jo pela tha 2013 mai

[acoustic beacon]

Bc I hate cricket

[north palm]

[acoustic beacon]

[boreal gazelle]

Circket ko koi kuch nahi bolega@ted.26

[golden agate]

I hate cricket too

More specific Indian Cricket

[acoustic beacon]

Then your my frnd

[north palm]

ted hates anything which is popular

[acoustic beacon]

[golden agate]

I don't agree with popular

Robert Frost ka fan aisi hi nahi kehte mujhe

[acoustic beacon]

Ye kon hai

[boreal gazelle]

@acoustic beacon mama kya jane cricket ka maja

[acoustic beacon]

[cobalt wyvern]

Hating everything popular

Is many people's personality

[acoustic beacon]

👍

[golden agate]

that's not me

[cobalt wyvern]

Acha

Do u like cricket

[golden agate]

better nobody should know me

what is criket

[cobalt wyvern]

Hm

That is u

[golden agate]

achha wo buzz jo

raat me bajta hai

I see I see

[cobalt wyvern]

Then

[golden agate]

Har popular cheez k sath agree nahi karna chahiye

Jese ki religion

[lusty mantle]

@outer gale

[golden agate]

fame

[acoustic beacon]

I'm atheist

[golden agate]

heretic

[woven wadi]

Bc religion me popular kaise aya

[outer gale]

say

[woven wadi]

[lusty mantle]

Vc

[woven wadi]

Birth se hi hota na

[outer gale]

2 mins me aaja

[boreal gazelle]

@cobalt wyvern dekhiye aap mere bander mama bade ho cheru hai un se safe rehna

[golden agate]

Yaha pe ye sab baat karna hi bekaar h

[acoustic beacon]

Pata nai kon bkl ko laga ki ak community bante hai

[golden agate]

[acoustic beacon]

Karo karo

[cobalt wyvern]

[acoustic beacon]

Koi tho agree karega

[woven wadi]

Chodo ye sab

[cobalt wyvern]

Kya basha h ye

[golden agate]

I don't belive in humanity

religion to door ki baat hai

[north palm]

true

[woven wadi]

Aliens

[viscid ivy]

daddy je chalave tera

[north palm]

it doesnt exist

[golden agate]

Yes

[viscid ivy]

adhi sarkaar ni

[golden agate]

yes

[boreal gazelle]

Mat kar fir

[golden agate]

Jharkhandi bhai

[woven wadi]

Humanity made discord

[golden agate]

Wahi yaha pe sab bekar hai

[woven wadi]

Just sayin

[golden agate]

logic 🤡

[acoustic beacon]

Wtf

[boreal gazelle]

Koun

[acoustic beacon]

Kuch bhi

[woven wadi]

Why do u think social media exist

[golden agate]

Why do you think it exists

Humanity 😂😂

[woven wadi]

Man is social animal

[boreal gazelle]

Bander mama aap chess khelte ho ?

[acoustic beacon]

Why do you think you exist

[golden agate]

Ideologies ki baate karna

[woven wadi]

Humanity is part of society value

[acoustic beacon]

[viscid ivy]

hi bhai

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai kya hua gc me sab ko

[acoustic beacon]

If noone has their value what's purpose of humanity

[viscid ivy]

chup laude

[woven wadi]

Matlab

[acoustic beacon]

Pata nai

[viscid ivy]

chat

anyone from kolkata

[acoustic beacon]

Gyan chod rha

[viscid ivy]

isoke

[acoustic beacon]

Achha

[woven wadi]

Korbo lorbo

Humans se ati humanity

[viscid ivy]

kolkata se hai?

[boreal gazelle]

@acoustic beacon bhai ruk ja

[golden agate]

Mtlb

[woven wadi]

Nai

[viscid ivy]

gandu

[woven wadi]

Koi ladki h

Yaad nai uska name

[lusty mantle]

Aao

[boreal gazelle]

Ye chat me kya ho raha hai mujhe samajh nahi aaraha

[viscid ivy]

wow

[woven wadi]

@lusty mantle yahi h woh

[acoustic beacon]

Muje tho abhi bhi uska naam Yaad hai

[woven wadi]

[acoustic beacon]

[viscid ivy]

hi @lusty mantle

[acoustic beacon]

Cddd nahiii

[viscid ivy]

has kya rha h

[golden agate]

Ye sab hote rehta h, abhi tumhara mahan chutiyon se interaction nahi hua h

[tame trout]

[lusty mantle]

Heylo

[viscid ivy]

are u

from kolkata

[lusty mantle]

kya krdiya maine

[tame trout]

Hi

[golden agate]

Sudhar ja Jharkhandi bhai

[woven wadi]

He asked anyone from kolkata

[viscid ivy]

are lode

kaam h

kuch

[lusty mantle]

Owww

[lusty mantle]

Hi nappy time

[golden agate]

Achha

[viscid ivy]

suggest places

i could go

[woven wadi]

Ted debator h kya

[lusty mantle]

Kyu

[woven wadi]

Politician h kya tu

[lusty mantle]

Dont cumm

[tame trout]

Hello shayla

[viscid ivy]

kyu

[golden agate]

Kuch bhi

[lusty mantle]

best thing you can do here is

Leave

[viscid ivy]

i have brand booking

[acoustic beacon]

Ted upsc ki taiyari karta hai

[viscid ivy]

day after tomorrow

[viscid ivy]

haina

clubbing crown is cool tho

[lusty mantle]

yeah

[viscid ivy]

suggest something rather than clubbing

[lusty mantle]

Clubbing krow

[viscid ivy]

some good cafe or restaurant

[golden agate]

Ye kab hua

[lusty mantle]

Bas

[lusty mantle]

Where u staying

[woven wadi]

Jogging

[acoustic beacon]

No cap

[viscid ivy]

rooftop wala kuch hai kya

[lusty mantle]

Location?

[woven wadi]

@viscid ivy running pe ja

[boreal gazelle]

Vo baat hai bander kya jane padhai ka swaad

[golden agate]

Me kuch nhi karta

[viscid ivy]

anywhere in kolkata

[lusty mantle]

Bohot kuch hai food cafe clubbing yahi sab hi hai

[viscid ivy]

bas it must be good

[acoustic beacon]

[golden agate]

Acha

[woven wadi]

Sona gachi

[viscid ivy]

rooftop wala kuch batao

ozora chhor ke

[golden agate]

Peak Vella

[lusty mantle]

Og by the lake go, it isnt a rooftop but its cool

[woven wadi]

Kon h

[viscid ivy]

gaye hue h

aur kuch

og aur ozora chhor ke

💔💔

[lusty mantle]

Yeh kya haiii

[acoustic beacon]

Game hai ig

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai hum sab ke mama hai

[viscid ivy]

wo chhoro

[acoustic beacon]

[lusty mantle]

Hashtag jao mast hai

[viscid ivy]

rehta h brand ka exhibition hota h

[golden agate]

Who

[woven wadi]

Kya game

[viscid ivy]

to wolog bulate

[acoustic beacon]

[viscid ivy]

haan kya

[acoustic beacon]

[viscid ivy]

ruko

check krne do

[acoustic beacon]

[boreal gazelle]

Bander mama pehen pajama

[acoustic beacon]

[woven wadi]

Bandar kon h ye

[golden agate]

Achha

[woven wadi]

Kiska alt h ye

[boreal gazelle]

Bs use aderk ka swaad nahi pata

[acoustic beacon]

Badmosh hi khedeee

[viscid ivy]

wow yar

[tame trout]

[golden agate]

Hansen to nahi

[viscid ivy]

thanks @lusty mantle

[acoustic beacon]

Bc nahi khana adrak

[boreal gazelle]

Baki sab sahi hai bander me

[woven wadi]

Deadpool?

[golden agate]

Aditya ko miss kar raha hoga

[acoustic beacon]

Kon hasi

[low mason]

Yo gng

[lusty mantle]

Lmnoq jao

[viscid ivy]

ni

faltu lagta

🙏🙏

[lusty mantle]

Roots

[boreal gazelle]

Or baccho ice cream bhi cheen leta hai lekin baki sab sahi hai

[lusty mantle]

It had good crowd tho vlubbing ke liye

[woven wadi]

Clubbing jate ho tum log

[viscid ivy]

19 hun

💔💔

[golden agate]

Clubbing kya hota h

[lusty mantle]

sou?

[viscid ivy]

haan par ni pasand

playboy jana h💔💔

[viscid ivy]

21 lagta h

[woven wadi]

Pesa waste ksrne ki jagah

[lusty mantle]

Jaao yaar

[viscid ivy]

id maangta wahan

[viscid ivy]

chalo sathme

[golden agate]

Aaj tak kisi k bday party me nhi gaya 🗿

[lusty mantle]

Merese kabhi id nahi maangi lol

[boreal gazelle]

Aapko corona hua tha kya

[viscid ivy]

stag entry allowed ni h

[viscid ivy]

what's your age

[lusty mantle]

Roots mai normally bhi ja skta hai

[boreal gazelle]

Pov koi bulaya hi nahi

[acoustic beacon]

corona is drink

[viscid ivy]

dekhege jake

[golden agate]

Mujhe party pasand nahi h

[lusty mantle]

Chwenchy choo

[viscid ivy]

hmko bas bhaiya bole

ki id maangta h

wolog

[woven wadi]

Bhai clubbing me nachte h aur ladke ladai karte

[viscid ivy]

wow yar

[woven wadi]

Yahi hota

[viscid ivy]

mommy

[lusty mantle]

Kimds ke sath i dont go

[acoustic beacon]

Clubbing experience karna hai yar

[woven wadi]

Aur bevde log gana gate

[viscid ivy]

hm to company ke lie puch rhe the

Hi

[acoustic beacon]

Maza ata hai

[boreal gazelle]

Bander mama se sikho vo kahi bhi chale jate hai khas kas baccho ke party me Jake cake leke bhag jate hai

[woven wadi]

@acoustic beacon ur not missing anything

[low mason]

Hey

[lusty mantle]

aur kya hi suggest kr rhe the?

[boreal gazelle]

Adark ka swaad

[viscid ivy]

Sup?

[viscid ivy]

matlab

samajh ni aya

[low mason]

Gud wby

[golden agate]

[acoustic beacon]

Life me sab kuch try karna chaiye atleast 1 time

[lusty mantle]

If u wanna go some place aesthetic abhi olive cafe is on my mind

[viscid ivy]

Gud too

[viscid ivy]

lesgo

together

[low mason]

Where u frm

[acoustic beacon]

Shhh

[viscid ivy]

😍😍😍

[lusty mantle]

company kids ki= babysitting

[viscid ivy]

Noida Wby?

[lusty mantle]

[boreal gazelle]

Kabi zahar try Kiya ?

[woven wadi]

Sab kuch nai karna hota

[viscid ivy]

yaar

[low mason]

Js asking

[viscid ivy]

you suggest

goated

places

ngl

[acoustic beacon]

Abe bkl baat ko samjooo

[low mason]

I m frm Meghalaya

[woven wadi]

Tu samajh

[viscid ivy]

chup

[lusty mantle]

ive been yo all these places

[viscid ivy]

Nice

[woven wadi]

Mera ho gya karke

Sab

[viscid ivy]

[low mason]

Yup

[viscid ivy]

dekhte h

[woven wadi]

[viscid ivy]

have you been to mbar

[boreal gazelle]

Aur ladko ko bhi

[acoustic beacon]

[lusty mantle]

Celica is metres away from my home

[acoustic beacon]

Me bhi ladka hu

[viscid ivy]

what is

celica

[woven wadi]

Club se accha gym me set hoti

[golden agate]

[low mason]

@viscid ivy wht do u do

[woven wadi]

[boreal gazelle]

Dekho bander mama aap banderni mami ke sath khus raho

[balmy dagger]

Me hu

[acoustic beacon]

Hmm ye sahi hai

[golden agate]

Bc ye set hoti hai ye kya hota h

[lusty mantle]

Mbar ki building is celica park

The entire venue

[golden agate]

🤝

[woven wadi]

Samajne wale samaj gaye

[acoustic beacon]

Bihari hoo pata hona chaiyee

[viscid ivy]

achha name

okay

mbar owner

is my

chacha

[golden agate]

Bihari hu, neech nahi

[viscid ivy]

byw

😝😝🤙🤙

[low mason]

[meager prawn]

Aaram krle bhai

[lusty mantle]

Ameeri

[viscid ivy]

like stakeholder

[acoustic beacon]

[woven wadi]

Social events jao jidar daru na h

[viscid ivy]

not solo owner

[woven wadi]

[meager prawn]

Adihhtya

[boreal gazelle]

Aap to hariyana ke Jungle se the na

[lusty mantle]

Free entry krwao

[golden agate]

Nahi kar skta

[viscid ivy]

mbar on new years?

[acoustic beacon]

Bhaag gayi

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

sathme chalo

sab free

[lusty mantle]

No thenku

[viscid ivy]

hm gaye the 10 din phele toh mera sab free tha

[boreal gazelle]

To kya hua sab ek hi jesi to dhikti hai

[acoustic beacon]

[viscid ivy]

entry drinks food

[balmy dagger]

You too

[acoustic beacon]

Bander ki feeling ko samjo

[balmy dagger]

This is me btw

[woven wadi]

Bc new year jana padega kidar

[viscid ivy]

#pictures

[golden agate]

[viscid ivy]

mai to new years me he jauga

[woven wadi]

Lekin police strict h

[viscid ivy]

shayla ke pas

[boreal gazelle]

Me kese samju

[acoustic beacon]

[woven wadi]

Ganda fine marti pakad k

[lusty mantle]

[golden agate]

Only for Tom Hiddlestone 😋 🤤

[acoustic beacon]

[boreal gazelle]

@woven wadi bhai aap bole the ki aap chess khelo ge

[viscid ivy]

aur koi hai kya

kol se

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Nai khelna bc

Har gaya me aaj

[boreal gazelle]

Kyu

[acoustic beacon]

Ole oleee mera bacha

[woven wadi]

Back to back har rha hoon

[balmy dagger]

Mai bhi tha

[lusty mantle]

Kaafi log hai

[viscid ivy]

mere age ka hai koi

jiske sath jaya ja sake

[balmy dagger]

Bhaiii

[woven wadi]

Higher rated players are

[acoustic beacon]

Apka naam kya hai

[boreal gazelle]

Mama aap pahle mami ko pakdo vo dushre bander ke sath bhag rahi hai

[lusty mantle]

Pucho pucho kya malum

[viscid ivy]

badi bhi chalegi sath chalne ke liye chahiye bas

[viscid ivy]

tumhara known ni h koi?

[lusty mantle]

@arctic kelp this kimd wants a date

[woven wadi]

@lusty mantle tum log ka kya plan h new year me

[viscid ivy]

not a date bete

[acoustic beacon]

Bklaudi ko Jane dee dusra dhund lungaa

[viscid ivy]

hm akele rhenge kol m

iss baar

dost ni h koi wahan

[boreal gazelle]

Aur aapke bacche ka kya

[acoustic beacon]

Bc new year aa rha hai

[lusty mantle]

nahi banaya abhi tk @heavy mortar

[golden agate]

Cool cool 😎

[woven wadi]

@golden agate new year plan?

[viscid ivy]

i am

not from

kolkata

[golden agate]

TED

[boreal gazelle]

Bander bhi gali dete hai

[viscid ivy]

kyuki

[woven wadi]

Bc Gym join karunga mat bolna

[acoustic beacon]

Ted with desi pauaa

[golden agate]

No fap no love

[lusty mantle]

Why would i suggest someone randomly to hang w u

[woven wadi]

Ted is spy

[boreal gazelle]

Gym disjoint karu ga

[viscid ivy]

are like

[lusty mantle]

Idek u

[acoustic beacon]

Ted is ted

[viscid ivy]

😭

[balmy dagger]

Ik ball

[acoustic beacon]

Ted is gay

[viscid ivy]

isoke

[golden agate]

Ted is Ted

[viscid ivy]

for me

[balmy dagger]

Bhaii ye chardiwari kya segcy cheez hna

[viscid ivy]

chutia h

[lusty mantle]

Yeees

[woven wadi]

Are batao new year plan

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

Bc aa gaye chardiwari wale

[viscid ivy]

your plans for new year

[golden agate]

14

[woven wadi]

Me bhi copy karunga

[viscid ivy]

have you

[golden agate]

Bola to

[viscid ivy]

been to

snowberry

[balmy dagger]

I'm gay for chardiwari

[woven wadi]

Kya

[boreal gazelle]

Mera toh mast hai gym jaunga 4 baje uthunga

[hasty lark]

@arctic kelp chomudii tag

[acoustic beacon]

Bkl

[golden agate]

No fap no love

[hasty lark]

Abey bhosdike bandar

[woven wadi]

Bahar jana h lekin koi dost nai h

[boreal gazelle]

Kya baat karte ho

[acoustic beacon]

Oye bille bsdk

[boreal gazelle]

Me aata hu

[golden agate]

Akele jao fir best h

[hasty lark]

Kya bey bandar

Bkl

[acoustic beacon]

Kuch nai aap baato

[woven wadi]

Gharme hi pooja kar lunga

[golden agate]

Haan, new year plan

[boreal gazelle]

Oo vo mama hai

[acoustic beacon]

Bkc

[crimson karma]

[acoustic beacon]

Sans kya naam hai bc

[boreal gazelle]

[crimson karma]

bander name wala ye bol rha?

[woven wadi]

@crimson karma hi

[acoustic beacon]

Bander acha hai

[hasty lark]

kuch ni mai bhi

[woven wadi]

New year plan ka topic chalra

[crimson karma]

hey

[arctic kelp]

hein

[acoustic beacon]

Kaha se hoo

[woven wadi]

Suggest kardo

[golden agate]

Sans k naam se to gaane bhi h

[woven wadi]

Kaha time wste kru

[arctic kelp]

Tu hoga chomuu

[crimson karma]

sunao zaraa

[boreal gazelle]

Chess

[lusty mantle]

Uski umar ke insaan to hangout w him since hes cummin to Kolkata

[hasty lark]

Accha toh teri biewdi maa ka bhai h

[acoustic beacon]

Hi soujanyaa

[balmy dagger]

Nini taime

[acoustic beacon]

[woven wadi]

Bro ek baat bolu chess me future nai h leave it

[arctic kelp]

Oh
Ap kyu nhi kr lete hangout

[golden agate]

Sans me teri sans mili to
Mujhe sans aayi tujhe sans aayi

[acoustic beacon]

Oye Sans lode

[arctic kelp]

He looks old anyways

[boreal gazelle]

Aapke yaha mama ka ye matlb hota hai

[lusty mantle]

Mai badi hu yske liye

[hasty lark]

Teri maa ka stan se

[arctic kelp]

Oh

[hasty lark]

tu zyada hai

[balmy dagger]

Stan mentioned

[acoustic beacon]

Abe chutiye sahi se bol na laude

[balmy dagger]

M&M

[arctic kelp]

you cant be me

[acoustic beacon]

[balmy dagger]

[hasty lark]

Kyu mangta rehta h sabse lode

[golden agate]

Eminem hota h

[crimson karma]

I hope you step in water while wearing socks.
I hope everything you try to grab is just out of reach.
I hope the temperature is always too hot for a jacket, but just cold enough to need one.
I hope every time you make food for yourself, it turns out the way you don't want it to.
I hope everywhere you go, there's always a screaming, crying baby within earshot.
I hope that whenever you go anywhere, you always get lost, even with GPS.
I hope that even if you leave early, you are always late to anything important you have to go to.
I hope you always feel a sneeze coming, but it never actually happens.
I hope there is always a fly buzzing just by your ear.
I hope that when it's cold outside, the water never gets hot when you take a shower, and if it's hot outside, the water never gets cold.
I hope you never get cell reception when trying to make phone calls.
I hope it starts to rain when you go outside without an umbrella.
I hope that when you need to use the bathroom, it never has any toilet paper.

[golden agate]

M&m nhi

[lusty mantle]

(Mat milna)

[balmy dagger]

It's marshall mathers

So m&m

[hasty lark]

yes u og chomu, vc aayegi?

[balmy dagger]

[golden agate]

It's Rabbit bitch

[woven wadi]

50 cent

[viscid ivy]

[lusty mantle]

@arctic kelp stalker ka kya hua tumhare, you okay?

[hasty lark]

Kyu teri maa ki home delivery karega meko ki address puchra

[acoustic beacon]

I'm khitan

[woven wadi]

Dr dre

[golden agate]

Run DMC

[woven wadi]

NWA

Biggie

Tupac

[arctic kelp]

Ajao

[hasty lark]

Unboxing ka video dal dunga saurav Joshi ke vlog pe

[balmy dagger]

Mujhe to dmrc mein nokri chahiye bas 😔🙏

Dtc bhi chlegi 💔

[golden agate]

Beastie Boys

Any day

[woven wadi]

Who?

[balmy dagger]

Lekin dilli ki buso mein to rep hote hain

💔💔

[golden agate]

My boys eat well

[timid jasper]

Anyone knows any ui ux designer

[arctic kelp]

You know how it is

[acoustic beacon]

Nahi bhai teri Maa ko pregnancy kit gift karni hai

[lusty mantle]

Ek serious case hogaya mere clg mai toh iss week

[golden agate]

Bhai itna serious idhar koi nahi h

[arctic kelp]

What happened

[hasty lark]

@crimson karma bakra mil gayaaaa

[lusty mantle]

Police aayi thi

[arctic kelp]

Whaaaattt

[balmy dagger]

Pols

[arctic kelp]

Crazy

[golden agate]

Balls

[balmy dagger]

I got volleyballs

[golden agate]

Testes

[acoustic beacon]

Teri Maa ko bakre ke sath chod dalunga

[lusty mantle]

Final ye Senior firsy year junior ke piche pagal he wasnt leaving hostel ke samne se

he got flowers and shit

[hasty lark]

Teri maa bakre chod deti h kya ??

[balmy dagger]

Testeselon

[boreal gazelle]

Yas bro

[golden agate]

[brisk wagon]

Vc aa yaar kabhi

[balmy dagger]

Freaky ahh chat

[lusty mantle]

@arctic kelp he sent very weird texts and calls to her ki he wants to have sexx with her

[acoustic beacon]

Tera baap bakre se chodta hai kya

[brisk wagon]

Im he💪🏻💪🏻🤔

[balmy dagger]

[lusty mantle]

@arctic kelp micro hod (maam) ko bhi boldiya ki i cant live without having sexs w her

[arctic kelp]

Wtf

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai jeeta reply dega utna hi vo bura bolega rehne de

[rigid heart]

Hellooo cutie long time no C

[lusty mantle]

Usko psychi lekr gaye police parents sab aye and took him home

[crisp frost]

Pas karo gas when food runs out

[arctic kelp]

Crazy dude

[hasty lark]

Haa teri maa goat h na 😥😓

[golden agate]

[arctic kelp]

Are you safe tho shayla

[lusty mantle]

Bohot crazy internal info hai hes suspended mat bolna kisi ko

[brisk wagon]

Meri baat ho rhi hai

[arctic kelp]

Yes yes

[lusty mantle]

Im okie okie prof khatam

[arctic kelp]

Wtf cave

[brisk wagon]

Yeh meow kon hai

[woven wadi]

Tea mil gayi bhai

[acoustic beacon]

Bas lafde karwaloo

Inko

[arctic kelp]

Grill

[woven wadi]

Humare me ek bande ko pit diya ghoor rha tha isi liye

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

Meow

[woven wadi]

[hasty lark]

Meowww

Meowww

[brisk wagon]

I see

[hasty lark]

Meowwww

[gaunt wagon]

[acoustic beacon]

Clg

[arctic kelp]

She’s singing sad cat reels

[brisk wagon]

Good girl

[arctic kelp]

Wala song

For you

Cave

[brisk wagon]

Crazy

[woven wadi]

Clg me

[acoustic beacon]

Kya hua

[arctic kelp]

[brisk wagon]

Awwww

[arctic kelp]

Thodu sa

Thodu sa

[woven wadi]

Aise hi attitude dikha rha tha

[arctic kelp]

Lagta hai

[gaunt wagon]

aaaaaoooouuu

[woven wadi]

Pitwa dia

[acoustic beacon]

Tu bhi included tha

[woven wadi]

Nah bhai mera best frnd tha

[brisk wagon]

🤔🤔

[golden agate]

Isko zoo se kisne nikala

[woven wadi]

Me nai karta mara mari

[gaunt wagon]

[acoustic beacon]

Kider mara bathroom

[still dome]

Helloo

[balmy dagger]

[woven wadi]

Ground me

[golden agate]

[balmy dagger]

[woven wadi]

Open me sabke samne

[arctic kelp]

[golden agate]

Bc tu chardiwari tak hi theek h

[gaunt wagon]

ro mat laadle

[woven wadi]

Politician h dost ka papa

[acoustic beacon]

Fir prof dekha

[brisk wagon]

Sus

[balmy dagger]

Orrr kyaaaa banu

[arctic kelp]

Whattttt

[golden agate]

🙂

[balmy dagger]

Abhi to vo chlra

Bala

[woven wadi]

Are clg k bahar koi nai puchta karo kuch bhi

[brisk wagon]

🍍 🍍 🍍

[balmy dagger]

Arpit

[golden agate]

Wo to pk hai

[gaunt wagon]

[brisk wagon]

Pk mera bhai hai

[golden agate]

Kya haal hai Bhai

[woven wadi]

@golden agate tera kya education h

[golden agate]

ok

[gaunt wagon]

final sem chal raha mpharm ka

[golden agate]

Ba fail

[brisk wagon]

Tu bhi hai

[golden agate]

All the best

[woven wadi]

BA me bhi fail hote log

[brisk wagon]

Vc?

[balmy dagger]

Isme masters bhi hoti h

[gaunt wagon]

project and internship sath me chal raha

[golden agate]

Ok

[acoustic beacon]

Ted upsc pass hai

[golden agate]

Can't

[gaunt wagon]

isme bhi ka kya mtlb hai

[golden agate]

[balmy dagger]

The more I explore degrees the more I fall into crisis

[gaunt wagon]

[woven wadi]

@golden agate kabhi gya h vc aur bola h

[brisk wagon]

👊

[golden agate]

Ohh noice kidhar kar rahe intern

[balmy dagger]

Dawaiya hi to bechni hoti h

[golden agate]

👍

[acoustic beacon]

IAS ted

[golden agate]

Kya

[gaunt wagon]

emcure

[balmy dagger]

Dawaiya to mai bechlu

[gaunt wagon]

banate hai hum

[woven wadi]

Tera awaj kabhi suna bhi nai

[golden agate]

Me bhi nhi

[woven wadi]

Admi h ki AI

[golden agate]

Gunga hu me

[balmy dagger]

Aree bhes ki sut

[golden agate]

Acha

[golden agate]

Hota to ye svr band karwa deta

[balmy dagger]

Gimme employment ideas

[golden agate]

Printed tshirt becho

[woven wadi]

Intern banja

[golden agate]

[gaunt wagon]

lock the fk in

[balmy dagger]

Is it real

[balmy dagger]

Paise nhi dete sutmarike

[woven wadi]

@balmy dagger kya education h

Indeed pe mil jayega paid

[balmy dagger]

Uske liye to degree chahiye hoti print krne k liye

[golden agate]

Condom bechane ka certified degree

[woven wadi]

Cutshort me milta

[acoustic beacon]

Bhai tu kya salesman hai kya

[golden agate]

Samay Raina ki laga lena printing engineering

[balmy dagger]

Barhvi hogyi tervi soon

[gaunt wagon]

jo kar rahe ho achhe se karo, student ho to internship se experience lo, bhale hi sab bole ye sab kya kar raha hai chill kar vagera

[arctic kelp]

Pina colada for me

[balmy dagger]

What is ink

[woven wadi]

Decathlon wale lete h try kar

Mall me kaam mil jayega

[golden agate]

Ink nhi ho to thuk laga lena

[balmy dagger]

Achiyaa

[balmy dagger]

Mall

Ye to nhi socha mene

[golden agate]

Kya maal hai

[balmy dagger]

Transparent hota h vo to

[woven wadi]

Sales wale job easy hote

[golden agate]

Asthetic k naam pe sab chalta h

[woven wadi]

Lekin poora din jayega

[golden agate]

Salesman the kya

[balmy dagger]

Assthetik

[brisk wagon]

🍸 here you go young lady

[balmy dagger]

Kolij jaunga agle saal se

[golden agate]

@trail shale icwym

[rancid hazel]

Thank you

[woven wadi]

Ye Pina colada kya hota

[balmy dagger]

🤣

[woven wadi]

Colaba suna h

[brisk wagon]

Pineapple and coconut

[golden agate]

Cocktail ig

[woven wadi]

Hein

[golden agate]

Bade logo ke bade shauk

[balmy dagger]

Paise kisme h sbse jada

[golden agate]

10 ki ganne ka juice enough hai

[woven wadi]

Maine 1 baar mangaya tha lauda itna mehenga tha

[balmy dagger]

20 ka aata h chota gilas

[golden agate]

Kabhi ye sab piya nhi

[golden agate]

Mere yaha 10 ka

[woven wadi]

Cocktail

[balmy dagger]

Yaha kaha

[golden agate]

Bolo zuban kesri

City

[woven wadi]

Me bola bc itne me 180ml aa jati

[balmy dagger]

Gajar ka juice peeyo

[balmy dagger]

Bihar

[golden agate]

Karele ka piyo fir

[balmy dagger]

Mein h kya

[golden agate]

Up

[woven wadi]

UP me gunda gardi chalti

[golden agate]

Yogi raaj

[balmy dagger]

Mene suna ab km hai

[golden agate]

Kam lol

[balmy dagger]

Aree uska kya naam tha

Akhilesh

[tiny night]

Khushi ki mummy ne khushi ke papa se kya kaha😃😃
Aapse milke khushi hui😋😍🌷🤭

[golden agate]

Akhilesh bhaiya 😎

[balmy dagger]

Modiji

[woven wadi]

Fake currency UP me ata

Dhurandar me bataya

[balmy dagger]

Mai chapta hu

[golden agate]

😂😂

Hawala kaha h fir

[stiff dirge]

Ab nhi ata

[golden agate]

Baramad hona alag baat h

Paas me nepal border hai

[viscid ivy]

Yash bhai, yeh pfp me bhondu baccha aap ho?

[golden agate]

Security kam hoti h

[stiff dirge]

Hn bhai. ,

[viscid ivy]

Mast ho

[woven wadi]

Lauda log

[balmy dagger]

Bhondu to bas mai hu

[stiff dirge]

Thanku bhai , but ab baccha bada ho gaya bahut

[woven wadi]

Reels bana rahe bangladesh cross karke

[viscid ivy]

For a change, I agree with you

[golden agate]

Movie me kuch bhi dikhate hai propaganda k naam pe

[balmy dagger]

Disagree for a change

[golden agate]

Kahi kim ki yaad to nahi aa rahi 🐰

[stiff dirge]

Nhi

[balmy dagger]

Mujhe to ranu mandal ki aarhi

[stiff dirge]

Bechari ,😞😞

[golden agate]

Himesh Reshammiya

[balmy dagger]

Tera tera tera sururrrr

Reshammiya to ikon hai

[arctic kelp]

Thankyou

[golden agate]

Choro bada ganda ho jayega

[stiff dirge]

Ranu mandal ek din mili thi mujhe , bheekh mang rhi thi

[brisk wagon]

🫶

[balmy dagger]

Ikon suna suna lgria

[golden agate]

Akon

[balmy dagger]

Prolly

[balmy dagger]

Bechari

[golden agate]

Finnally wireless charge ho gayi

[balmy dagger]

Nini taime

[azure slate]

Yeh ded sv thoda sa kam ded hai aaj

[balmy dagger]

[stiff dirge]

Ok , then what should we do about it?

[azure slate]

Who are we here?

[stiff dirge]

You and me , Who else?

[stiff dirge]

,

[regal lagoon]

unke saath

[stiff dirge]

Hehehhehehehehehe

🌹❣️

[meager prawn]

Paisa diye?

[stiff dirge]

Nahi yaar , in bhikariyo ko ek baar paise dedo toh baar baar ajate mangne

[meager prawn]

Shi kiya

[stiff dirge]

Never doubted myself .

Ye shahtir bhag gaya who are we puchke ,

[chilly socket]

ooh hoga kuch ameero ko chochle

[stiff dirge]

Main bata hi nhi paya use we ka matlab

[gaunt dragon]

hello

[stiff dirge]

👋👋👋👋👋👋

Hey

[ivory pilot]

Bc purane log kaha gaye?

[limpid frigate]

Les

[balmy dagger]

Paisey khtm

B
O
O
B

[prime zinc]

@hasty lark hey

[dire meteor]

abe lore

[maiden kiln]

BMW M5 F90 CS

[tame trout]

Hmm

[crisp frost]

Apse thoda kum

[brisk wagon]

@noble helm

[noble helm]

ha buddy

[uncut bronze]

Oho mje le rhe ho

[brisk wagon]

Hone wala hai